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00:00The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of Gobble and Waddle.
00:04When I first saw their pictures, I thought we should send them — well, I was going to
00:10— I shouldn't say this.
00:11I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy.
00:15But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them.
00:17I would never pardon those two people.
00:20I wouldn't pardon them.
00:21I wouldn't care what Melania told me.
00:23Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do.
00:25I won't do it, darling.
00:27Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first-ever
00:33Maha turkeys.
00:34I don't know if I agree with that.
00:36These are Maha.
00:37In other words, they could be fat, but they're still Maha.
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