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00:00This is a big day.
00:02It's a pardon day for a very important beast.
00:09On behalf of the First Lady and the entire Trump family,
00:12I want to wish all Americans a very, very happy Thanksgiving.
00:15It's a great time of the year,
00:17and our country is doing really well,
00:19economically, like we've never done before.
00:22Today, we continue a time-honored American tradition.
00:25Boy, that's a well-trained turkey.
00:31See how happy he is?
00:34In a few moments, I will grant a full, absolute,
00:37and unconditional presidential pardon
00:40to two handsome Thanksgiving turkeys.
00:43And this is their lucky day.
00:44This is a lucky day for them.
00:46But before going any further,
00:48I want to make an important announcement,
00:50because you remember last year,
00:52after a thorough and very rigorous investigation
00:57by Pam Bondi and all of the people
01:01at the Department of Justice, the FBI, the CIA,
01:05the White House Counsel's Office,
01:06and the Department of Everything.
01:09We have a Department of Everything.
01:11You know what that is?
01:12I think that's called the White House.
01:13Into a terrible situation
01:18caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden.
01:20He used an auto pen last year for the Turkey's pardon.
01:25So, I have the official duty to determine,
01:28and I have determined,
01:29that last year's Turkey pardons are totally invalid.
01:34As are the pardons of about every other person
01:37that was pardoned other than, where's Hunter?
01:42No, Hunter's was good.
01:43That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good, right?
01:45The rest of them are all invalid.
01:47I don't know what the hell you're going to do about that,
01:49but that's, now we're going to take a little of the joking.
01:51That is a mess.
01:53But they're hereby null and void.
01:56The turkeys known as Peach and Blossom last year
01:59have been located,
02:01and they were on their way to be processed.
02:03In other words, to be killed.
02:05But I have stopped that journey,
02:07and I am officially pardoning them.
02:10And they will not be served for Thanksgiving dinner.
02:15We saved them in the nick of time.
02:16This one has plenty of time,
02:17but they were saved in the nick of time.
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