Trump roasts 'Chuck & Nancy' with Thanksgiving turkey pardon joke

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00:00The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of

00:03Gobble and Waddle.

00:04When I first saw their pictures, I thought we

00:06should send them, well, I shouldn't say this.

00:11I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy.

00:15But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them.

00:17I would never pardon those two people.

00:20I wouldn't pardon them.

00:21I wouldn't care what Melania told me.

00:24Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do.

00:25I won't do it, darling.

00:28These are two of the largest turkeys ever

00:30presented to an American President.

00:32Over 50 pounds each.

00:33It's the largest we've ever had.

00:35Those are big turkeys.

00:36Are they as good as the normal-sized turkey?

00:39Better or as good?

00:41Do they tend to be a little fatty, maybe?

00:44No, he said no.

00:44He knows the turkey business.

00:47Anyway, despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has

00:50formally certified that these are the first ever

00:54Maha turkeys.

00:55I don't know if I agree with that.

00:56These are Maha.

00:58In other words, they could be fat, but they're still Maha.

01:01They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef,

01:06to allow the smoothies and all of the other things that

01:09they've been eating for this occasion.

01:10This was a really big occasion.

01:13But they've eaten every fattening food that you can

01:16eat, we work like ... We wanted to really make them

01:19special, and they really are.

01:20They're like record-setting.

01:22I've never seen a turkey that big before.

01:24Are they violent at all?

01:25Will they attack as I walk over?

01:27Because if they were, I'll stay right up here.

01:30But as you know, we're a tough-on-crime

01:33administration.

01:34We are tough on crime.

01:35You know, our border had zero people coming in for the

01:38last seven months, right?

01:40Zero.

01:41I mean, even I find that hard to believe.

01:43They had millions and millions of people pour into

01:46our border from prisons, from mental institutions,

01:50gang members, drug dealers.

01:52They poured into our country like we were stupid people.

01:56We're not stupid people anymore.

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