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00:02:02Devil, do you approve?
00:02:03I did it all for you
00:02:05Well, mostly you
00:02:07Do you like it?
00:02:09Musik
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00:02:37Well, ahem
00:02:39Welcome
00:02:41Man, we thought you'd never open
00:02:47You must have been waiting right outside the door
00:02:49For like ever
00:02:51Yeah, we tried to make it in time
00:02:53But the store just closed
00:02:57So we thought we'd just wait outside
00:02:59Until it opened again
00:03:01It's been closed since 420
00:03:03Yeah
00:03:05Last year
00:03:09Yeah
00:03:10It's cool
00:03:11We took a nap and shit
00:03:13I don't remember this place being so
00:03:19Scary
00:03:21What's up with all this spooky kooky
00:03:23I wanted this place to reflect my soul
00:03:25Dark and scary as fuck
00:03:31And you know
00:03:33For Satan
00:03:35Um
00:03:37Yes
00:03:39You have a stupid question
00:03:41And or stupid comment
00:03:43Yes
00:03:51Then ask it
00:03:53Why are you way hotter than you were before
00:03:55Before what?
00:03:57Last time we were here
00:03:59You were a douchey young dickhead
00:04:03And also
00:04:05A bald asshole
00:04:07Okay, firstly
00:04:09Those weren't me
00:04:10Those were the previous owners
00:04:11I bought the place in a fire sale
00:04:13Like literally
00:04:14It was on fucking fire
00:04:15I'm the new owner
00:04:17Lucy Furr
00:04:18Oh and FYI
00:04:19I was never not hot
00:04:21You're totally skirting the question dude
00:04:23Busted your honor
00:04:25The only thing busted around here
00:04:27Is my ass trying to reopen the store
00:04:29All new look
00:04:31All new merch
00:04:38Knew it dude
00:04:41I'm sorry
00:04:42Um
00:04:43Perhaps
00:04:44Maybe there's something I could
00:04:48Let me rephrase that
00:04:49What the hell do you guys want?
00:04:51We wanna suck it up
00:04:53Smoke it up
00:04:55Smoke it up
00:04:57And get fucked up
00:04:59Yeah
00:05:00We wanna get stoked up
00:05:02Choked out
00:05:03And
00:05:06And
00:05:08What was that thing you said?
00:05:09Get high as a kite
00:05:11That's right
00:05:13Well
00:05:14That I can help with
00:05:16Right on evil woman
00:05:17Get us baked
00:05:18Get us baked
00:05:20And don't de-laked
00:05:22Enough with the rhyme slimes
00:05:23You got money or not
00:05:27I knew it
00:05:28Beat feet
00:05:31He's the bank skank
00:05:33That's right
00:05:35I want like four cocks
00:05:40Remind me never to make a withdrawal
00:05:42You know what?
00:05:47It's not that you guys aren't good for it
00:05:48Cause
00:05:50Obviously you are
00:05:53But I'm gonna do something
00:05:54I've never done before
00:05:58Take a shower with a sumo wrestler
00:06:01No!
00:06:03No!
00:06:05I'm going to be nice for once
00:06:07The first one
00:06:08Is free
00:06:10Yeah
00:06:11Spread that love, baby
00:06:13Yeah, spread it all over
00:06:15Oh God!
00:06:16I'm talking about the weed
00:06:17The first toke is free
00:06:19First toke?
00:06:20No joke
00:06:21I never joke!
00:06:22Fuck that shit!
00:06:24Fucking jokes
00:06:26Anyway, let me show you our specials
00:06:28You can't find them anywhere else
00:06:30I've searched the darkest, deepest places on earth
00:06:33To find the most unique streams
00:06:34Places most fear to tread
00:06:39Many entered, but
00:06:41Do you return?
00:06:43The Congo?
00:06:45The Amazon?
00:06:46The valley
00:06:52So what will it be, sirs?
00:06:54I've got E.B. Kush
00:06:57Gingerweed
00:07:01And bonzooka
00:07:04They all look so, like
00:07:08Likeable
00:07:10I don't think I could ever choose
00:07:13Should we just, like, try them all?
00:07:15Look, I'm being nice here
00:07:16I'm not motherfucking Santa Claus
00:07:20Okay, uh
00:07:22Ladies choice, then
00:07:24Smart choice
00:07:25Well I just happen to have
00:07:27Some E.B. Kush
00:07:29Packed
00:07:30And ready to go
00:07:31Bring it to papa
00:07:32Ooh!
00:07:33Ooh!
00:07:34Ooh!
00:07:35Ooh!
00:07:36Ooh!
00:07:37Ooh!
00:07:38Ooh!
00:07:39Ooh!
00:07:40Ooh!
00:07:41Ooh!
00:07:42Ooh!
00:07:43Ooh!
00:07:44Ooh!
00:07:45Ooh!
00:07:46Ooh!
00:07:47Ooh!
00:07:48Ooh!
00:07:49Ooh!
00:07:50Ooh!
00:07:51Ooh!
00:07:52Ooh!
00:07:53Ooh!
00:07:54Ooh!
00:07:55Ooh!
00:07:56Ooh!
00:07:57Ooh!
00:07:58Ooh!
00:07:59Ooh!
00:08:00Ooh!
00:08:01Ooh!
00:08:02That...
00:08:03Pack's a whammy
00:08:10What?
00:08:11Ooh!
00:08:12Thanks!
00:08:17Dang it
00:08:18Dang it
00:08:26Huh!
00:08:27That devil powder really worked!
00:08:28Technically he's dead, but...
00:08:29You can do my bidding for Satan's army
00:08:48Oh my God...
00:08:49I'm not back motherfucker!
00:08:51I'm not back motherfucker!
00:08:54F**k!
00:08:55N'!?
00:08:56O BLAH!
00:08:57F**king!
00:08:58F**king!
00:08:59F**king!
00:09:00F**king!
00:09:01I'm not back motherfucker!
00:09:02F**king!
00:09:03I'm not back motherfucker!
00:09:07F**king!
00:09:08What's the actual f**k?
00:09:09You a lesbo?
00:09:10No, why?
00:09:12Cause you done snatched me!
00:09:13Oh, das ist gross.
00:09:15Hey, you're like the knickknacks on the shelf.
00:09:18Knickknack, Paddywhack, shut your fucking mouth!
00:09:21Those high-end statues were my last grand idea
00:09:24to take over the world,
00:09:26and I would have done it, too,
00:09:28if it weren't for those meddling dipshits.
00:09:30Say what?
00:09:31I'm Eby, bitch!
00:09:35The Evil Bong!
00:09:37Yeah, weed's legal in most states now, so not so scary.
00:09:43You done Botoxed your brain, girl.
00:09:45Wait, Eby's the name of the store.
00:09:47Ah, you're slow, but you do come around.
00:09:50Save that giggling shit!
00:09:53Don't work on me!
00:09:55Do I look like I got a desperate dick?
00:09:57Okay, what was that thing?
00:09:59I was stuck in sexy hell.
00:10:01No thanks to that walking boner, rabbit!
00:10:04Like the cute little fuzzy kind,
00:10:06or that gross man I bought the store off of?
00:10:08There ain't nothing cute about rabbit.
00:10:10Gotcha.
00:10:11I don't know how that cue ball did it,
00:10:13but he somehow sucked me into his empty ass head.
00:10:16Then I took a wrong turn to a place called sexy hell.
00:10:19Sounds kinda hot.
00:10:20Girl, my bong water boiled all day and night!
00:10:24I mean, it sounds so sexy.
00:10:26Hmm, it's called sexy hell,
00:10:28but you don't want no part of that shit.
00:10:30Or maybe you do, you freaky ass.
00:10:34So by offering that hesher,
00:10:36I opened the portal to sexy hell?
00:10:38Lord knows I've killed my share,
00:10:40but no portal opened up because of it.
00:10:42You did a nice number on that dude, by the way.
00:10:45Thank you.
00:10:46I love my work.
00:10:47That's it!
00:10:48It wasn't just the killing that opened the portal,
00:10:51it's that your nasty cooch was slobbering while you did!
00:10:55But the more you kill, the bigger the portal,
00:10:58so you and your gazoongas can fit through.
00:11:01Bitch, you got some major fucking daddy issues,
00:11:04but I can work with that.
00:11:05How so?
00:11:06Help me enslave the world!
00:11:08And you can help me sacrifice more people
00:11:10so I can open a portal to sexy hell?
00:11:12I wanna see Satan.
00:11:13I'm like his number one fan.
00:11:16Pack your bags, bitch!
00:11:19Oh yeah, they're packed.
00:11:25Who the fuck is this?
00:11:29Her name is Luann.
00:11:30I'm Batty Poop!
00:11:32Stop trying to be Batty!
00:11:34Aww, but I am Batty!
00:11:37Bat shit crazy maybe,
00:11:39but you are not her!
00:11:42If I ever see Junior kill Julie again,
00:11:46I'm gonna break you in half!
00:11:49Oh, really?
00:11:51Take dat to da bank!
00:11:55I'm not her!
00:11:56I'm not her!
00:11:57I'm not her!
00:11:58I'm not her!
00:11:59I'm not her!
00:12:00I'm not her!
00:12:02I'm not her!
00:12:04I'm not her!
00:12:05I'm not her!
00:12:08The nerd!
00:12:09No one's leaving Batty Poop in the corner!
00:12:15That's gonna leave a boop egg!
00:12:19Boop-Egg
00:12:22Du kannst mich nicht auswählen, wie das
00:12:26Ich habe eine Geschichte zu sagen
00:12:28Ich habe etwas zu sagen
00:12:33Wo bin ich?
00:12:38Hallo?
00:12:45Wo ist Killjoy?
00:12:47Kildoy?
00:12:50Wo bin ich?
00:12:53Boop?
00:12:59Just sit right there, leave it to me
00:13:02Girl, knock yourself out, you won't hear a peep from my ass
00:13:06Today's my big grand opening
00:13:08So many victims, customers, whatever
00:13:11Don't worry you tits, you'll make a killing
00:13:14Killing
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Ah!
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Ah!
00:13:20Ah!
00:13:21Ah!
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Ah!
00:13:24Ah!
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Ah!
00:13:36Ah!
00:13:37Ah!
00:13:38Ah!
00:13:39Ah!
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:41Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:14:11Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:14:41Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:15:11Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:15:41Das ist falsche Advertisement.
00:15:44Ich werde dich in Probleme mit der Law.
00:15:47Ich habe es gesagt.
00:15:49Ja, so ist dein Sein.
00:15:52Ich glaube, du hast eine Hose in dir.
00:15:58Vielleicht muss ich ein Veränderung machen.
00:16:01Ja.
00:16:05Hey.
00:16:07Ich bin für dich.
00:16:09Nein, danke. Ich bin nicht glücklich.
00:16:13Endlich!
00:16:14Ich bin nicht glücklich.
00:16:39Ich liebe dich.
00:16:41Oh, wait.
00:16:42Ich kenne dich.
00:16:44Oh, ich kenne dich.
00:16:46Ich kenne dich.
00:16:47Du werf mit Kildor.
00:16:49Kann ich mich zu ihm?
00:16:52Kann ich mich wo er ist?
00:16:55Ich bin nicht mehr.
00:16:57Wir arbeiten da nicht mehr.
00:16:58Wir sind auf den Straßen.
00:16:59Er ist das Freak-e-fella-hört-fell-ein-jubb?
00:17:02Kann ich mich da?
00:17:04Nein.
00:17:05Ich bin nicht mehr.
00:17:09Ich bin nicht mehr.
00:17:11Ich habe mich auf ...
00:17:13Boop! Boop! Boop!
00:17:19Can you at least take me to the set?
00:17:26I still love you, but no.
00:17:29Where am I?
00:17:31Venus.
00:17:33Venus?
00:17:35Oh, Boop!
00:17:37I must have made a wrong turn at Mars.
00:17:40Wrong turn at Uranus.
00:17:43Don't talk about the woman I love that way.
00:17:53I hope I didn't just kill my only two customers.
00:18:02It's you!
00:18:09In the flesh.
00:18:10FYI, there can be a lot more of that, if you know what I mean.
00:18:16I don't.
00:18:19Flesh. A lot.
00:18:21Yeah, I seriously doubt it. And, uh, God, please don't.
00:18:25Just thought I'd put it out there.
00:18:28Okay, we'll put it back.
00:18:30God, put it way back, perv!
00:18:31Huh?
00:18:32My face. Hello. The thing that's talking?
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:39Eh.
00:18:40I don't like to bog myself down with details.
00:18:44What do you want?
00:18:46I just thought I'd drop by and see how it's going.
00:18:50Big day. First day and all.
00:18:53Yeah, okay. You're the only person to walk in here.
00:18:56Um, if anyone asks.
00:18:58Well, that's a good omen for any entrepreneur.
00:19:02Yeah, you know, actually, I looked you up at the Better Business Bureau.
00:19:05Mm, not so much.
00:19:09Details. Details.
00:19:14Ah.
00:19:16Hello, ladies. Let me know if you have any questions.
00:19:20I almost did. I almost did.
00:19:24Rabbit wanna grab it.
00:19:27I think I'll peruse your merchandise.
00:19:32Is, um, something you like?
00:19:33Is there, uh, something you wanna try that I have?
00:19:37Maybe.
00:19:39Sentences, ladies. They're the backbone of communication.
00:19:49Can you show me that why?
00:19:51You heard it gets you free weed.
00:19:53Just for tokes.
00:19:56Yeah, that worked with the old, disgusting owner,
00:19:59but, uh, I kinda have two of my own.
00:20:04Ladies, if I may, uh, your actions were commendable,
00:20:10and so are your hooties,
00:20:13and I want you to know that it was all not for naught.
00:20:18You have free weed?
00:20:21Not exactly.
00:20:24And what exactly?
00:20:26Rabbit wanna grab it.
00:20:30Screw you.
00:20:32Grab yourself, dickhead.
00:20:34Talk about mixed messages.
00:20:37I don't know.
00:20:39Seemed pretty clear to me.
00:20:41Do you have a partner?
00:20:45Larnell?
00:20:47Yeah, what happened to him?
00:20:49He was accidentally dispatched.
00:20:53You mean like you sent him to a satellite location?
00:20:55Well, he is certainly in a cosmic place.
00:21:04Okay, and when's a space cadet getting back?
00:21:08He's not coming back.
00:21:11Ever.
00:21:12Ever.
00:21:22Oh, that's cute.
00:21:26Oh, I want one.
00:21:28Jeffy, will you buy me something?
00:21:30Buy everything.
00:21:31I want it, I want it, I want it.
00:21:33Welcome.
00:21:35If you're actually here to buy something.
00:21:37I'm not a customer.
00:21:39Okay, then what are you?
00:21:41This is my lovely trophy versus Snatchy.
00:21:44The pleasure's all yours.
00:21:49Don't smudge the mani, darling.
00:21:53I'm Jeff, I came to gloat.
00:21:55Where's Larnell?
00:21:57You know, that's an interesting question.
00:21:58I'm not really sure.
00:22:00Hi, lap dog.
00:22:01I mean, Jeff.
00:22:03Greetings, fool.
00:22:05Where's your owner?
00:22:06Grandpa's no longer with us.
00:22:09You mean he's...
00:22:11Yes, he's gone off on another adventure.
00:22:18Jeffy, will you buy me something?
00:22:21Please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:22:24You like what you see?
00:22:26I like the best.
00:22:28Do you have the best?
00:22:30I've got the fucking best.
00:22:31Mm-hmm.
00:22:33Ah.
00:22:35Mmm.
00:22:37Does this, um, come in blingy?
00:22:41Whatever.
00:22:42I'll want it.
00:22:43He'll pay.
00:22:45Larnell, where is he?
00:22:47Larnell's on a trip.
00:22:49A very bad trip.
00:22:52Shame.
00:22:54I wanted to rub my perfect life in his face.
00:22:56Mmm.
00:22:58What an asshole.
00:23:00Kick a man while he's down.
00:23:02Right in the balls.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Let's give it a try.
00:23:06Oh, that's rich.
00:23:07You want it?
00:23:08Anything, my dear.
00:23:09No, I want...
00:23:10Itch.
00:23:11Ah.
00:23:12Ah.
00:23:14Oh.
00:23:16That's rich.
00:23:18You want it?
00:23:20Anything, my dear.
00:23:22No, I want...
00:23:24Itch.
00:23:26Ah.
00:23:28Ah.
00:23:30That's rich.
00:23:32You want it?
00:23:34Anything, my dear.
00:23:35No, I want...
00:23:37Itch.
00:23:38Now.
00:23:40Well, like me, the lady gets what she wants, so that's gonna be it for us.
00:23:48Thank you for the opportunity.
00:23:50Good luck with everything.
00:23:52And, um, have a nice day.
00:24:00Cute couple.
00:24:01Step up.
00:24:02Madam Mystica will show you the way.
00:24:14You can show me the way?
00:24:17Always.
00:24:19Oh, please, Wobbuckle.
00:24:22Where's Killjoy?
00:24:24Where the hell is Lornail?
00:24:26Who?
00:24:27What?
00:24:28Lornail, what the boob?
00:24:30I meant...
00:24:32I don't even know what I meant.
00:24:35Never fear.
00:24:37Madam Mystica is here.
00:24:39And taking tips.
00:24:40That's weird.
00:24:46That's weird.
00:24:48Is that bad?
00:24:51Beats me.
00:24:52This is a lawn ornament from the dollar store.
00:24:56But it must be trying to tell us something.
00:24:59Why is it so smoky?
00:25:02It can only mean one thing.
00:25:08And that is?
00:25:10Evie's weed dispensary.
00:25:12Just opened up down the street.
00:25:15Can you point me the way?
00:25:17I'll take you there.
00:25:19It's time for my break anyway.
00:25:21Really?
00:25:23Oh, you are a lifesaver.
00:25:25You really are?
00:25:27But we gotta get you out of those clothes before they put you to work down here.
00:25:30I know a place.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:53You're back?
00:25:55What do you mean?
00:25:56We've never been here before.
00:25:58You were just...
00:26:01Never mind.
00:26:05It's not gonna work here.
00:26:07But you know there is something I'd like to show you.
00:26:11May I introduce you to the vapor cup?
00:26:15What is it?
00:26:17It's the best vaporizer on the planet.
00:26:19What does it do?
00:26:21All you have to do is turn it on, pack it up, and vape it.
00:26:25And the best part is, no one even knows you're doing it.
00:26:28Can I try?
00:26:29Fine, just let him eat you.
00:26:31Can I try?
00:26:33Fine, just let him eat you.
00:26:34Can I try?
00:26:35Fine, just let him eat you.
00:26:36Can I try?
00:26:37Fine, just let him eat you.
00:26:40That's a high take a high.
00:26:41I love it.
00:26:42You like it?
00:26:43You like it?
00:26:44Futuristic.
00:26:46It's good, right?
00:26:47It's good, right?
00:26:49I'll take that as a guess.
00:26:50Das ist ein High, das ist ein High! Ich liebe es!
00:27:05Du magst es?
00:27:08Es ist futuristisch.
00:27:11Es ist gut, oder?
00:27:15Ich nehme das an.
00:27:18Ich nehme das an.
00:27:21Ich nehme das an.
00:27:28Es wird $199.
00:27:31Ich nehme das an.
00:27:34Ich nehme das an.
00:27:36Ich nehme das an.
00:27:48Ich werde nach vorne machen.
00:27:51Du kannst sie sehen?
00:27:53Can you watch yourself, too, while you're at it?
00:28:08God! I can't stand all these idiots!
00:28:12Everything's going according to plan, honey.
00:28:15No! It's just a bunch of cheap morons and derelicts!
00:28:19I'm so gonna whack all of them.
00:28:21Baby, just slow your roll, sweet ass. You'll get your chance.
00:28:25But it's not like it was last time. I can't get them separate enough to do the deed.
00:28:29And worst of all...
00:28:31You found a conscience somewhere in those boobs?
00:28:34God, no. It's all those stupid questions.
00:28:39I can't take it.
00:28:41Honey, that's customer service.
00:28:43No. I'm so gonna sacrifice all of them.
00:28:46Whoa! Save your energy for when you need it.
00:28:50And bitch, you're gonna need it.
00:28:54You're right.
00:28:56I just need to stay calm. I can do this.
00:28:58Now you're using your hair sprayed head.
00:29:01Now, go back out there and do your thing.
00:29:04Thanks, E.B.
00:29:06My pleasure, bitch.
00:29:10Hey, ladies. I, uh...
00:29:12I got some killer weed in the back if you wanna try it.
00:29:14Yeah. Come on. Totally safe.
00:29:18Come in this back room.
00:29:20Mm-hmm.
00:29:22Can I try it?
00:29:24No.
00:29:25It's strong enough for a bald-ass orangutan, but it's kinda made for a woman, so...
00:29:29I'm sorry.
00:29:30What were you saying?
00:29:31Where are the girls?
00:29:32Oh, they are gone. They are so far gone.
00:29:34Not that they were there to begin with.
00:29:35Cock!
00:29:36Hey, put it in a jar.
00:29:37Oh, I needed that. I wanted to do that so bad.
00:29:39Can I...
00:29:40Oh, that was good.
00:29:41I'm sorry. What were you saying?
00:29:42Where are the girls?
00:29:43Oh, they are gone. They are so far gone. Not that they were there to begin with.
00:30:00Cock!
00:30:01Hey, put it in a jar. You got customers.
00:30:06Welcome.
00:30:07Can I help you?
00:30:11I don't know. I guess.
00:30:13Let me guess. You need something for your, uh... glaucoma?
00:30:17Not really.
00:30:18Okay. You just wanna get, like, super high?
00:30:21What he means to say is that he needs something to make Johnny Johnson Jr.
00:30:29become Mr. Johnson until Principal Johnson says it's recess.
00:30:34That's what I meant to say.
00:30:36Uh, yeah, sure. Okay. This is it, then. Perfect. Gotta try it.
00:30:48That works.
00:30:49Mmm. How much?
00:30:50A hundred and ninety-nine.
00:30:52Mm-hmm. With every penny.
00:30:57Bye.
00:31:00Sarah?
00:31:14Sarah?
00:31:22You know these people?
00:31:24Uh, yes.
00:31:26Uh, they're old friends of mine.
00:31:28Uh, this is not Sarah, apparently.
00:31:33And, uh, this is Misty.
00:31:35And, uh, this is, uh, Miss Lucifer.
00:31:41I don't suppose you came here to buy anything either?
00:31:44The road to discovery led us here.
00:31:47Say what?
00:31:48We came here looking for some guy, I think.
00:31:50This guy?
00:31:51Oh, he must be real hard up.
00:31:54Mm, you could say that again.
00:31:57But don't.
00:31:58Are you Larnell?
00:32:00Au contraire.
00:32:02I'm Rabbit.
00:32:04Larnell...
00:32:05Larnell.
00:32:08Larnell.
00:32:09Gone.
00:32:10Breaver?
00:32:14Start talking, Buster.
00:32:16Uh, uh, what topic are we, uh, addressing at this time?
00:32:21Uh...
00:32:22You know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:32:25Where's Larnell?
00:32:27Oh, uh, that...
00:32:28Why can I keep saying that?
00:32:30Spill it, or we spill you.
00:32:32I can't bring Larnell back.
00:32:35It's too risky.
00:32:36I run the risk of bringing back that...
00:32:39Ginger Dead asshole, or...
00:32:43She whose name must not be spoken.
00:32:47Ginger Dead Man and E.B.?
00:32:50What am I talking about?
00:32:52I was trying to be discreet, but...
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Both of those buttholes.
00:32:59So...
00:33:00He's never coming back?
00:33:03And I'll never get back to the ship?
00:33:06Yes, and...
00:33:08What?
00:33:10Uh...
00:33:11He's so deep in a nothing head...
00:33:13That he's never coming back.
00:33:15I wouldn't know how.
00:33:17But wait a minute.
00:33:22You mean THE Evil Bong?
00:33:24Shh.
00:33:26The bitch who must not be named.
00:33:29E.B.
00:33:31What's with you girls?
00:33:36Uh, you guys are supposed to be...
00:33:43Boop.
00:33:43They need help.
00:33:45They need to go to the hospital.
00:33:47They need help.
00:33:57Hiya, dicks.
00:33:58I told you not to say his name.
00:34:01Fuck this shit.
00:34:04You're all looking a little pastry.
00:34:06What, are you not happy to see me?
00:34:08Not really.
00:34:09We have some unfinished business.
00:34:12You must be Sarah.
00:34:14I'm not Sarah.
00:34:15Bip!
00:34:16I'm the real Patty.
00:34:21Musik
00:34:23Musik
00:34:25Musik
00:34:27Musik
00:34:29Musik
00:34:31Musik
00:34:33Musik
00:34:35Musik
00:34:37Musik
00:34:39Musik
00:34:41Musik
00:34:43Musik
00:34:45Looks like you guys started the party without me
00:34:47Musik
00:34:49We definitely need to get them to the hospital
00:34:51No way!
00:34:53The fun's just getting started
00:35:01That's right motherfuckers!
00:35:03EB's back!
00:35:05She likes to say that a lot
00:35:07I told you not to say her name
00:35:09Can't tell if you fuck buckets are surprised to see me
00:35:11Or if that's just your normal stupid faces
00:35:13Oh great
00:35:15The poopiest party poop
00:35:16Who do we have here?
00:35:18The ginger little dick man!
00:35:20How the hell did you get here?
00:35:22I whacked a demon in sexy hell and jumped through a flaming pussy
00:35:24You?
00:35:25This set of tits attached to a pole drag my ass here
00:35:28Did you say sexy hell?
00:35:32Yeah, sexy hell
00:35:34And that's where I'm going
00:35:36Even if I have to whack all of you to do it
00:35:38Could you just whack me?
00:35:40Rabbit!
00:35:42Just kidding
00:35:44Our chosen course
00:35:46Is the only one to wellness
00:35:48Huh?
00:35:49We're not going anywhere except for the hospital
00:35:50These girls are barely hanging on
00:35:52Let me help you get it there faster
00:35:54Let me help you get it there faster
00:36:12Bon voyage tits! Don't forget to ride!
00:36:14How could you?
00:36:16You're a scones throw away from getting it girlie
00:36:18Don't help that bitch!
00:36:20You pudding head fuck!
00:36:22Dead asses don't help me!
00:36:24Who fucking cares what you want?
00:36:26I'm just happy to be killing again
00:36:28Makes me feel like a man again
00:36:30You really are a dummy
00:36:32Do not test me
00:36:34People!
00:36:36I'm so happy!
00:36:38I'm so happy!
00:36:40Hey!
00:36:42I'm so happy!
00:36:44I'm so happy!
00:36:46You're coming with me!
00:36:48You're coming with me!
00:36:50Hey! Hey!
00:36:52I'm not going to whack you that shit hole!
00:36:54I'm not going to whack you that shit hole!
00:36:56Yeah!
00:37:06Ah fuck! I was just getting started!
00:37:14Fire!
00:37:16Fire!
00:37:18Fire!
00:37:20This is nonsense!
00:37:22This sucks!
00:37:24This sucks!
00:37:26Faith is the truth to divinity
00:37:30And for us, we shall overcome
00:37:32What?
00:37:34It's cool. We'll figure it out
00:37:44Sexy hell is fucking rad!
00:37:48Shit!
00:37:49No rap is evil!
00:37:50Voodoo!
00:37:51Makin' all these girlies whoo-hoo!
00:37:52And I might go crazy cuckoo!
00:37:53But smokin' the weed like snoo-boo!
00:37:57Bitch!
00:37:58Could you be more of a sorority slut?
00:38:00Shut up! You're spoiling it!
00:38:02You don't tell me to shut up!
00:38:04I tell you to shut up!
00:38:06It's so sexy!
00:38:08It's so sexy!
00:38:10Hey!
00:38:14It's the nuns!
00:38:16They're more than happy to leave you to your own devices!
00:38:18I'm sure there's so many devices here!
00:38:22Who dares harsh my fellow!
00:38:36I expected a little more from that voice!
00:38:38Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:38:40That's what they all say!
00:38:42Fuck you two!
00:38:44That is no way to talk to a lady!
00:38:48Silence, man!
00:38:50Come on!
00:38:51Who are you?
00:38:53I am Fizzle Bun!
00:38:55High Priest the sexy hell!
00:38:59Lord of darkness!
00:39:03Ambassador of fucking delicate shit like that!
00:39:07I got you!
00:39:24Fulaviva!
00:39:30The Azabamaa...
00:39:31On your knees!
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:37I love that shit.
00:39:39Fiezelbud, I'm your greatest disciple.
00:39:42I kneel humbly before you.
00:39:44I really love that shit.
00:39:49To make you an offering.
00:39:51Prove your worth, O.
00:39:53Down here, O is a compliment.
00:39:57By the way, it's sexy hell.
00:40:02Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, you don't, bitch!
00:40:05You're not gonna offer me up to his ass,
00:40:07because that's probably where I'll end up.
00:40:09Easy, babe. Exit only.
00:40:11What is she doing?
00:40:13What the hell are you doing?
00:40:14Get me quiet for a second.
00:40:16You're ruining my moment.
00:40:20So, please.
00:40:22Am I offering you these sacrifices?
00:40:24Sacrifice yourself.
00:40:26Lord, sir, whatever.
00:40:28She would make so much better of a sacrifice than we would.
00:40:32Don't get your panties in a while.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:36Pants need it.
00:40:38This is sexy hell.
00:40:39We don't do sacrifices here.
00:40:41Thank you for that.
00:40:43We do really fucked up orgies, though.
00:40:47They get really fucked up.
00:40:51They're gross.
00:40:53No sacrifices?
00:41:05Don't you want to take over the world that cast you out?
00:41:08Yeah, I guess so.
00:41:10I've just been too busy banging to get around to it.
00:41:14You know, lots of banging around here.
00:41:18This is sexy hell.
00:41:20Eevee is a conduit to the world above.
00:41:22She can open a permanent portal.
00:41:26Interesting.
00:41:27I could leave an army of demons.
00:41:30Rule with an iron dick.
00:41:32It'll be sexy hell on earth.
00:41:35Let's do it.
00:41:37Oh yeah.
00:41:49No, ew.
00:41:50Ew, so ew.
00:41:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:54That's some hard shit right there, man.
00:41:58I've seen harder.
00:42:01Hey, what's with you?
00:42:03I think all of them poos be harsh in your heartness.
00:42:08Sexy demon.
00:42:10Why don't you help them shed their duds for the penis or butt?
00:42:20No.
00:42:21No.
00:42:22No.
00:42:23No.
00:42:24No.
00:42:25No.
00:42:26No.
00:42:27No.
00:42:28No.
00:42:29No hands.
00:42:30No.
00:42:31Move me!
00:42:33Touch me!
00:42:34Touch me!
00:42:35Touch me!
00:42:36Touch me!
00:42:37Touch me!
00:42:38Touch me!
00:42:39Touch me!
00:42:40Ha ha ha!
00:42:41Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:42:43Ah!
00:42:44Please!
00:42:45Damn, that shit pisses me off!
00:42:48She was a hell of a suction!
00:42:51Hey!
00:42:52The portal!
00:42:53The portal!
00:42:54The portal!
00:42:55The portal!
00:42:56Hey!
00:42:57Hey!
00:42:58What the fuck now?
00:42:59Oh!
00:43:00Yay!
00:43:01Yay!
00:43:02Oh my god, you suck!
00:43:03I like the sound of that.
00:43:04I'm thinking a sacrifice is on the menu for a change.
00:43:07At least it's not the other thing.
00:43:08After the orgy, of course.
00:43:09This is sexy hell.
00:43:10Go get her.
00:43:11Oh my god.
00:43:12I'm thinking a sacrifice is on the menu for a change.
00:43:13Oh my god, you suck!
00:43:14I like the sound of that.
00:43:15I'm thinking a sacrifice is on the menu for a change.
00:43:18At least it's not the other thing.
00:43:19After the orgy, of course.
00:43:20This is sexy hell.
00:43:33Oh no.
00:43:34Geh!
00:43:36Geh!
00:43:37Geh!
00:43:38Geh!
00:43:39Geh!
00:43:40Geh!
00:43:41Geh!
00:43:42Geh!
00:43:43Geh!
00:43:49Ah, shit!
00:43:50The girls are gone!
00:43:52Looks like it's just me and you, dickwad!
00:43:55Wanna play Twister?
00:43:56Nah, fuck that!
00:43:57I'd rather grease ya!
00:44:05Goddamn!
00:44:06Gonna toss my cookies!
00:44:08Speaking of cookies, fuck you!
00:44:10Ah, well, well, well.
00:44:12Look what the cosmic vagina pooped out.
00:44:15Now I can rid myself of the both of you.
00:44:17My ass you will!
00:44:19We need to work together!
00:44:20That chance!
00:44:21Every time I see you macaroons, it spells trouble for old Gingy.
00:44:25That punk ass, Bialza bud!
00:44:27Gonna do the nasty to those bitches down there!
00:44:29Ah, who cares?
00:44:30Look, jelly dick!
00:44:31Lucifer is all up in that devil's red ass!
00:44:34They plan on opening that portal for good and kill every last motherfucker on Earth!
00:44:38That's a problem!
00:44:39Sometimes I think that villain in your head is full of shit!
00:44:43Your mission is to get back down to sexy hell and kill their ass!
00:44:47Wow!
00:44:48I'm just like Ramto!
00:44:50Vaporcup!
00:44:53Packed with the finest EB Cush!
00:44:56Wow!
00:45:21This time, it's war!
00:45:27Get him, soldier!
00:45:30We may have just sent him on a one-way mission.
00:45:33He's no cream puff!
00:45:34If anybody can do it, it's that crazy motherfucker!
00:45:40I guess we just wait.
00:45:41No time to sit on your dumb ass!
00:45:43One way or the other, that big poontang is gonna open up.
00:45:47We don't know what's coming through it.
00:45:49We need a plan!
00:45:50The fuck you doing?
00:45:51To fight a monster, one must create a monster.
00:45:52Ooh!
00:45:53I like that shit!
00:45:54It tell you how?
00:45:55Weed.
00:45:56Duh.
00:45:57Using only the finest weed on earth, we will create life!
00:45:58We need to get started.
00:45:59The storm is coming.
00:46:00Right you are, motherfucker!
00:46:01Right you are, motherfucker!
00:46:02Flour!
00:46:03Flour!
00:46:04Flour!
00:46:05Flour!
00:46:06Flour!
00:46:07Flour!
00:46:08Flour!
00:46:09Flour!
00:46:10Flour!
00:46:11Flour!
00:46:12Flour!
00:46:13Flour!
00:46:14Flour!
00:46:15Flour!
00:46:16Flour!
00:46:17Flour!
00:46:18Flour!
00:46:19Flour!
00:46:20Flour!
00:46:21Flour!
00:46:22Flour!
00:46:23Flour!
00:46:24Flour!
00:46:25Flour!
00:46:26Flour!
00:46:27Flour!
00:46:28Flour!
00:46:29Flour!
00:46:30Flour!
00:46:31Flour!
00:46:32Flour!
00:46:33Flour!
00:46:34Flour!
00:46:35Flour!
00:46:36Flour!
00:46:37Flour!
00:46:38Flour!
00:46:39Flour!
00:46:40für den finalen Entdeckung!
00:46:42Ginger Weed!
00:46:58Das ist nicht so großartig!
00:47:00Wie ist das überhaupt zu helfen?
00:47:02Ready!
00:47:06Time zu plug ihn in!
00:47:08Let's bake!
00:47:14Make that motherfuckin' arms a motherfucker!
00:47:18Holy shit! Motherfuckin' Ginger Weed!
00:47:20Get to hide!
00:47:22Get to hide!
00:47:24Get to hide!
00:47:26Get to hide!
00:47:38Get to hide!
00:47:40Get to hide!
00:47:42Get to hide!
00:47:44Get to hide!
00:47:54I so wanna kill you, but...
00:47:56I need Evie to keep the portal open.
00:47:58Wait till I get out of this.
00:48:00You're all gonna get a kick in the nads!
00:48:02Let's start the ceremony!
00:48:04By ceremony, I've...
00:48:06Fucked up, Groose!
00:48:08As a witchy!
00:48:12Turn the lights out!
00:48:14And take off all your clothes!
00:48:18I wanna lick you!
00:48:20Asking!
00:48:22Yeah, well...
00:48:23Was it tight?
00:48:26Oh god, what now?
00:48:28Let's get to hide!
00:48:44Like...
00:48:46Where am I?
00:48:48Oh, I wanna jump, oh, I wanna jump, anything around
00:48:56Oh, yeah
00:49:01Oh, yeah
00:49:10Oh, yeah
00:49:16Oh, what just happened?
00:49:24It's sexy hell
00:49:25Honey buns, I'm home
00:49:34And this time, it's war
00:49:36Whoa, man, that's harsh
00:49:39Why don't you just breeze these two and be done with it
00:49:42You mean I finally get to whack Sarah?
00:49:44Yeah, whatever, man, they've been so unsexy since they've been here
00:49:49It's been my life's work
00:49:51But it would be too easy
00:49:53What do you think, honestly?
00:49:57Just do your thing, man
00:49:58I wanna get this gross-ass orgy started
00:50:01So then we can go fuck her to the bus
00:50:04Yeah, yeah, why not?
00:50:07Nobody's killing us today
00:50:08We're getting out of here
00:50:12Doesn't anybody knock anymore, man?
00:50:30Who the fuck are you?
00:50:34Your worst nightmare
00:50:35I'm Ginger Weed Man
00:50:38I've been sent by Mom and Dad to save you
00:50:41Mom and Dad?
00:50:44Rabbit and Eevee, how is that even possible?
00:50:47What the fuck is this shit?
00:50:49I believe in wees, not words
00:50:52I'm sending you back when you came for me
00:50:54You frickin' hippie
00:50:55Come with weed if you want to live
00:51:07Do not cross me, asshole
00:51:08The land is mine
00:51:10You, sir, must be weedinated
00:51:12I really hate you bitches
00:51:26Likewise, demon crotch
00:51:31Sicker
00:51:32Please
00:51:34Cripes, man
00:51:51What was in that shit?
00:51:53Me
00:51:54I feel like I'm rising
00:51:56Like a souffle here
00:51:57To transverse the mission
00:51:59You must become one with it
00:52:01What the fuck are you talking about?
00:52:03Aw, he's kind of lovable when he's not so kill-y
00:52:08Game face, Luan
00:52:10Is this real?
00:52:13Oh, why is that clown walking and torturing?
00:52:17What are you doing there?
00:52:17Oh, whoa!
00:52:19Oh, shit!
00:52:21This is hurting!
00:52:22This is hurting!
00:52:22Sarah!
00:52:23Sarah, stop!
00:52:24I'm in Luan!
00:52:25What the fuck made me go by?
00:52:27Oh, God!
00:52:28This is hurting!
00:52:29God, no, no, my teeth!
00:52:30Oh, God!
00:52:31I've never seen you like that
00:52:46I know, me teeth
00:52:48Sometimes I get so...
00:52:50I don't even recognize myself
00:52:52Cool
00:52:53Now to ease out of here
00:52:54We can start that world domination thing
00:52:57What about the orgy?
00:52:59No time babe.
00:53:00No, you promised me I'd grow this orgy.
00:53:05Relax man.
00:53:07We're just gonna get on out of here.
00:53:10Nah man, you ain't going nowhere.
00:53:16At least not alive.
00:53:18See, that sounds cool.
00:53:20Everything sounds sexy coming from you.
00:53:23Yeah, yeah, it's sexy how we know.
00:53:27How about we settle this like things?
00:53:30What are you offering?
00:53:32Easy Weedsy.
00:53:34If I win, I take the girls home with me.
00:53:38And if I win because I win.
00:53:42Then the girls stay here with you forever.
00:53:49Nah, not good enough man.
00:53:52Alright, and I will remain your prisoner for eternity.
00:53:56Not the words I wanna hear.
00:53:59I don't know what you mean.
00:54:01We will all be sexy.
00:54:03Now you're talking my language.
00:54:07How do we settle it?
00:54:10How else?
00:54:11An old-fashioned take-off.
00:54:19Sexy house!
00:54:21Yeah!
00:54:22What?
00:54:23It's time to play.
00:54:26It's time to speak.
00:54:28It's time to play.
00:54:31It's time to play.
00:54:32It's time to play.
00:54:39It's time to die.
00:54:41It's time to die.
00:54:43It's time to play.
00:54:46It's time to return.
00:54:47Es ist kein Dome, aber sie alltid hat das einfach nur auf dem Schmuck in die Mouth.
00:54:50Puff, puff, puff, puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Don't Pass me.
00:54:53Shut the buff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff.
00:54:55Weedle Dime!
00:54:57Weedle Dime!
00:55:17Ja, cool jay, set it off, cool jay, not bad, get it, blow him away, baby, oh man, that's gonna be hard to beat,
00:55:26oh man, that's gonna be hard to beat, document style, you haul, we move, wave, golf, speed,
00:55:29call, sees like the doll, let the ball breathe, graceful, could have been a stain, but he aced it,
00:55:35again as well, with the wind, and born in a different night, space shits, kiss the lips of her with a wish,
00:55:40when I light up in the club, they surround like true blood, cause my cushion, champagne, eliminate,
00:55:49watch me activate your receptors, blow your mind like a grenade, with the bomb sativa, listen to the
00:55:55move the receiver, make you a believer, when I meditate, I medicate, I'm trying to get my magical magic,
00:56:03shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.
00:56:09C'mon, little weedy, you can do it, put a little power to it, how do we know who is this thing,
00:56:17oh, looks like they're having some fuuun,
00:56:33Oh, shit.
00:56:53Oh, shit.
00:57:03Oh, Weedie, I am your biggest deal, Weedie.
00:57:24Oh, weedie, weedie, weedie, weedie, weedie, weedie, weedie.
00:57:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's sexy though.
00:57:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, weedie, weareie, we Brooks, oh, weeeeee, Oh, I knew you could do it.
00:57:57Thank you for bleeding in me.
00:58:00But how do we get home?
00:58:02No problem. I'll have a telepathic link back home.
00:58:06Nice.
00:58:07Thanks.
00:58:08Make it so.
00:58:09Weed us up more!
00:58:30How many do you think will make it back?
00:58:36Who fucking cares?
00:58:53Thanks, Mom.
00:58:55Don't you mama me, motherfucker!
00:58:58Uh-uh!
00:58:59No way, baby.
00:59:12Concentrate on the portal, you pervert.
00:59:14We gotta close it forever,
00:59:16so nothing comes through it on either end.
00:59:19Okay, on three.
00:59:21One, two...
00:59:23Just concentrate, motherfucker!
00:59:29And that's fucking that!
00:59:46See what happens with teamwork and you use your powers for good?
00:59:53Yeah. It's so much more rewarding than trying to take over the world, isn't it?
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:58Shut the fuck up!
00:59:59Fuck you, P.A.
01:00:00Let's get down to business.
01:00:04I'm taking back the shop.
01:00:06You losers will be working for me.
01:00:08And you know what that means.
01:00:10Got it?
01:00:11See, I don't need the job.
01:00:12I have plenty of money.
01:00:13You are working for me, dickhead!
01:00:16Got it.
01:00:18So, if this is another grand opening, does that mean we're gonna have a grand opening party?
01:00:25As long as your asses are selling my weed, I don't give a fuck what y'all do.
01:00:29Just leave me alone!
01:00:34Wee!
01:00:35I know!
01:00:36I know, baby!
01:00:37I want you!
01:00:55I know!
01:00:56I know...
01:00:57I know!
01:00:58I know!
01:00:59I know!
01:01:00I know!
01:01:06My little weenie.
01:01:19Serenity is the driver of healing.
01:01:21Freedom is the co-pilot of life.
01:01:25Du bist der beste Vater, ein Weedboy zu haben.
01:01:50Oh, für fuck's sake.
01:01:55Ich werde die Idioten sagen, wenn es die letzte Sache ist.
01:02:16Ich werde die Einheit machen.
01:02:18Ich werde die Einheit machen.
01:02:19Ich werde die Einheit machen.
01:02:20Ich werde die Einheit machen.
01:02:22Das ist das, was ich.
01:02:24Wir brauchen viel mehr Pua.
01:02:38Bis zum nächsten Mal, es wird so schlecht.
01:02:42Und sexy.
01:02:44Ginger Deadman, Remake!
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