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We've got your 5 lessons from the 1st Democratic Debate.
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00:00Five lessons from the first Dem debate.
00:02One, the old Byrne wants to be president.
00:04But he's doing a pretty good job hedging his bet as Hillary's beepin' training.
00:08Watch this.
00:09The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails.
00:13Clinton Byrne, 2016.
00:16Not to be confused with what was burning the other Clinton in 1996.
00:19Two, if things go Ben Carson's way,
00:22I'm rootin' for a soft voice voice-off with that blue-tie Brooks Brothers motto.
00:26I wouldn't necessarily be broadcasting to everybody what we're going to do.
00:30Have you ever been to the Eastern Shore?
00:32Have you ever been to Western Maryland?
00:35Three, old pink tie is officially the Democratic Party's Jesse Spano.
00:39People are going back and forth here for ten minutes here.
00:42I'm trying to get in this conversation for about ten minutes.
00:44I've been waitin' for ten minutes.
00:45Well, you've let a lot of people go over their time.
00:47There's never any time!
00:49Four, green tie needs to get out more.
00:52Thirty years of public service, I have had no scandals.
00:55I have high ethical standards.
00:58Until you've taken a Vegas hooker to Argentina for an entire weekend of a Coke-filled bender,
01:02how am I supposed to trust you to lead the free world?
01:04I ask you.
01:05And five, the real winner of the night, the American people.
01:08Because Brooks Brothers gave us a new nickname for Donald Trump.
01:11The Carnival Barker in the Republican Party.
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