2015 Republican Debate – Lessons Learned - video Dailymotion

The first debate for the Republican Primary was last night and here are the lessons we learned.

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00:00All right, so this is what we learned from last night's Republican primary debates.

00:03First of all, if Donald Trump isn't the nominee, he's not closing the door on going solo.

00:08Is there anyone on stage who is unwilling tonight to pledge your support to the eventual nominee of the Republican Party

00:16and pledge to not run an independent campaign against that person?

00:23Mr. Trump.

00:25And I think we found Donald Trump's new campaign song.

00:27I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-dairy if I only had a brain.

00:33So apparently Ben Carson's not only a brain surgeon, he's also a comedian.

00:37I'm the only one to take out half of a brain, although you would think if you go to Washington that someone had beat me to it.

00:44Just because Donald Trump's companies filed for bankruptcy four times doesn't mean he can't fix the U.S. debt.

00:50I made a lot of money in Atlantic City and I'm very proud of it. I want to tell you that. Very, very proud of it.

00:56Yeah, no, that's true. I just checked his track sheet from seven years ago.

01:00Chris Christie and Rand Paul, they're officially fighting.

01:03I want to collect more records from terrorists, but less records from other people.

01:08How are you supposed to know, Megan?

01:09You support the men, man!

01:11How are you supposed to...

01:11You support the men, man!

01:12No, I'll tell you how you...

01:13Get a warrant!

01:14Don't listen to him, Chris. He's just jealous of the Barack Isti bromance.

01:17I don't trust President Obama with our records. I know you gave him a big hug. And if you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead.

01:28And finally, Donald Trump wants to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. A big old wall.

01:33We need to build a wall. And it has to be built quickly.

01:38And I think it's going to look a little something like this.

01:43Winter is coming. Keep out those Mexican wildlings.

01:46AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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