Cort's Wet Dreams!

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3 weeks ago

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00:00all right on to celebrity dirt now and Matthew McConaughey has revealed that a wet dream

00:15led him to the love of his life did he dream like of someone who looked just like her or something

00:23this is what he said he's such a weird dude anyway he said I was in my mid-30s I was looking for a

00:28lifetime lover mm-hmm I was looking for more more than just one night that I had a big wet dream

00:38Jesus yeah I don't like him I don't like hearing about a guy's wet dream I don't either so strange

00:44that's also don't buy it I don't either you generally have to be pretty pent up

00:51to release in your sleep and I'm I'm just thinking that Matthew McConaughey was having a ton of sex

00:57whatever he wanted the 56 year old actor divulged that in that dream he saw an older version of

01:03himself in a rocking chair on his porch that's not a wet dream and there were 22 women 22 cars and 88

01:12kids now it is yeah now it is he knew the exact number yeah he recalled that he was a dad to 88

01:19kids each representing a year in his life as they gathered to celebrate his 88 birthday though with

01:27all the 22 women who were his baby mamas yes he hadn't married any of them he said every mother

01:34and I shared good memories we hugged we kissed we laughed we joked we cried tears of happiness

01:40they all gathered around me on the porch for a family photo his idea of a wet dream is way

01:45if he finished to this then he is a nutcase what drug was he on at the time oh my god I can't even

01:55imagine pure dmt and the oscar winner said that dream reminded him that his goal in life was to

02:01become a father but it also helped him see he'd be fine without taking the plunge without getting

02:05married he said the red light vision of being a lifelong bachelor came to him in that wet dream

02:11it was a spiritual sign he believes a message to surrender to quit trying to find the perfect woman

02:17and rather concede to the natural selection process of finding her her finding me or not

02:23does he said a dream with a woman in it is a wet dream right did he have a nocturnal emission he did

02:29yes he had a nocturnal emission no way from that I don't know if I'm a grandpa in a dream and I

02:35finishing yourself douche all over what is wrong so he said I quit looking for her

02:42it was after he gave up the search that his wife Camilla came into his life he said three months

02:49after that wet dream I met Camilla 20 years later she's still the only woman I've ever wanted to

02:54take on a date sleep with or wake up next to I'm confused really grossed me out it's really changed my

03:02whole viewpoint on him I don't want to think about Matthew McConaughey's seaman I don't believe he had

03:07any I don't think you had to worry about I think if you were like so this idea is different did you finish

03:12he'd be like what are you talking about that's a wet dream I know that's not what that was I know

03:17that's not it that's just a dream when you have one of those you are doing it you're doing it it

03:24makes you finish maybe you're not how many finishes how many guys on the show have had a wet dream

03:31I've said it before right but it creeps you out I'm not gonna like tell you about it no we don't

03:37want to know the outcome but would you recall the dream no I was like I was like it yeah it was

03:42a long time ago right yes I remember vividly oh my god there you go ask the questions you get the

03:53answers yes yes the sheets were silk okay well you can't be I unrobed oh my god allowing it to fall

04:02around me ankles someone stop it he disrobed yeah it's a wet dream it was him and Matthew McConaughey

04:13he put away the bongos all right all right his 22 wives okay oh my god left the room we'll stop it

04:22there anyway I came oh my god almighty Jesus god on earth I grabbed my special okay that's enough

04:37turn him off I have no control over him eject button don't we have that

04:43no that is that noise oh yeah that one there too well nope oh well yeah what can you do I recharge

04:55okay chuckle in and beat him or something make him stop you asked the question but not I didn't mean

05:02for him what did you mean everyone except court I guess what do you want to hear about courts

05:10well if you asked though a room you've asked a bunch of guys I know I know we asked if we had

05:16them right yeah I didn't want to know the silky details you're gonna get the details you have

05:20court on the show now you did ask Jason for details you did you were like well do you remember

05:25I didn't want to know about him finishing in his pants I wanted to know like did he remember having

05:31a dream you were like Jason can you give me the fine details of your wet dream and Jason was like

05:36I know it creeps you guys out I'm not gonna tell you I know creeps you guys out the court is just

05:43the kind of guy who doesn't mind creeping you out he wants to creep you out yeah that's what the

05:48whole goal is yeah just for the record mine were actually wet I know what that means

05:57mm-hmm in other news poor Dave in other news yes

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