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00:00I am Des Clark and this is Breaking the News, the show that breaks the week's news and asks
00:15four opinionated panelists to put it back together again. With me are four of the best comedians
00:21around. On my right we have Deliso Chaponda and Jay Lafferty and facing them are Crystal Evans
00:27and Gareth Waugh. In the news this week, House of Representatives have voted overwhelmingly
00:33in favour of publicly releasing the Epstein files. The measure passed by 427 to 1 and that
00:42one's wife would like a very long chat with him when he gets home. And in this week's sporting
00:51news following the exciting events at Hampden Park on Tuesday night, years of speculation
00:56and debate are finally over. It turns out there is, in fact, a god. And his name is Scott
01:06McDominie! Right, let's do it. Let's crack on with round one!
01:12This is the Broken News round where our teams have to guess two major stories of the week
01:22that have been mashed together into one single news headline. So, Deliso and Jay, can you tell
01:28me what this is all about?
01:31Scotland reached their first...
01:33Parliament...
01:34Since 1998...
01:35After beating...
01:36MPs and members of the House of Lords...
01:384-2 in a thrilling match in Glasgow.
01:40The Scots topped Group C with...
01:42Sir Lindsay Hoyle...
01:43Now facing the lottery of the playoffs...
01:45The Security Minister, Dan Javis...
01:47Says it may not have been the prettiest football, but the team did what they needed to.
01:51I think the first story is all about Scotland celebrating reaching our first World Cup in nearly 30 years!
01:58Yes, get in there!
02:01Yes, the biggest story in town. Scotland are going to the World Cup.
02:06Scotland secured their place by winning 4-2 over Denmark.
02:10Pundits say the last time Scotland won something this big over the Danes, it was Orkney.
02:15Hey, Gareth, did you watch the game? What did you make of it?
02:21I mean, it couldn't have started better.
02:23You know, like, not just the best goal I've seen, but the best goal, like, in a Scotland shirt ever.
02:28But there was this Scottish element where, you know, because it was so early that we all went,
02:33Oh, that's a wee bit soon to be scoring.
02:35Yep, yep.
02:37We've got 85 more minutes where we can fluff this up, you know?
02:42But then we start getting excited and, of course, it wouldn't be a modern classic without a lengthy VAR decision
02:49which, of course, goes against us and then the Danes get their goal back
02:52and that's the point where we just go, of course.
02:55Of course, yes, again, again, what's happened again, why is it always happening to us?
03:00And when Shanklin gets his goal, I think we're all like, we've done it, that's it.
03:04But, of course, Scotland being Scotland, we then, you know, that second goal goes in.
03:10We're just going, again, why do we keep doing this?
03:12Like, why do we believe every few years in this team when this is what we're rewarded with?
03:18And I'll tell you why, because we are a nation of spirits.
03:24We are a nation that deserves joy.
03:26We are the nation that produced Kieran Tierney, who then sends us into dreamland.
03:32And I'll tell you what, my kids were asleep, they weren't at 10.32pm.
03:36And I'll tell you, that next five minutes, that six million people are screaming at their TV
03:41and 60,000 fans are screaming at the pitch in Hamden,
03:44oh, Ref, blow the whistle, you bald goon!
03:47Right?
03:49Kenny MacLean goes, do you know what, Ref, we don't need your whistle.
03:52And he hoofs it over Casper Schmeichel from his own half.
03:56And he goes, see your pastries, see your bacon, we're deep frying them.
04:00Right?
04:04Our time is now.
04:08Game, set, match, Scotland.
04:11So to answer your question, Des, what did I make of the game?
04:27Aye, it was all right, aye.
04:28It was fine, aye.
04:30Wow, that was so...
04:32I'm going to put my jacket back on, it's freezing.
04:34It's freezing me, I know.
04:36I will say, I've never seen Scottish men show so much emotional vulnerability
04:42as they did, you know, when this game was going on.
04:45And I think it's a really good thing.
04:47And just to say to the Scottish men out there particularly,
04:50if you haven't already, call your dad, you know?
04:53Give him a call and talk to him about this game.
04:56You know, you've got this little window here, you know,
04:58where you can connect over something that's brought you both a lot of joy.
05:02And maybe, just maybe, you could say to your dad,
05:05I love you, you know, and...
05:07Don't go too far.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:10Just try it.
05:11He might say it back and then you'd realize that he was just watching the highlights of the game.
05:16Yeah.
05:19But it's worth a try.
05:20Do you have any American relatives still in America
05:23that maybe have a spare bedroom or...?
05:26Yeah, yeah, my dad, my dad's got space if you want to camp out.
05:31I'll call him and tell him I love him.
05:32Yeah.
05:36No bother.
05:38Make that call.
05:39Make it happen.
05:40A lot of the game's been held in the States.
05:42Jay, how do you think the Scotland fans are going to get on in America?
05:45Hey.
05:47Trump's worst nightmare, innit?
05:50An army of happy immigrants.
05:53Delisa, what do you think then?
06:01How are the Scotland fans going to get on in America?
06:04Well, they need to get ready.
06:05You were talking about Trump.
06:06Delete all negative things you've said about Trump.
06:10Just all you should put in your phone is Trump's the greatest, Trump's the greatest.
06:14I love that.
06:15Also, can I just say, is MD in charge?
06:17Can MD delete all these shows for the iPlayer?
06:19All of it.
06:21Just in case we want to go here.
06:24What a moment it was.
06:25Scots everywhere were elated.
06:26Friend of the show Mark Nelson posted,
06:28I'm in absolute tears.
06:30Sir Andy Murray tweeted,
06:31Yes, never in doubt.
06:33And John Swinney said,
06:34That was quite good.
06:38Now to you, Crystal and Gareth.
06:40What was the other story we were after?
06:42Is that that the MI5 says that China is spying on them through LinkedIn?
06:46Yes, Crystal, that is correct.
06:48MI5 has warned MPs and peers that they are being targeted by Chinese intelligence agents trying to recruit their staff, friends and contacts on social media site LinkedIn.
07:00Allegedly, a Chinese spy even tried to recruit Nigel Farage until a Russian spy stepped in and said,
07:06Hey, get your own.
07:12Gareth, what about yourself then?
07:13Obviously hearing this, should we be concerned about China's influence?
07:17No.
07:18I think we should all relax.
07:19China is a great place with an upstanding government and wonderful people.
07:24Hello?
07:26What's your all right?
07:27Sorry, that's me.
07:28Sorry.
07:29Hello?
07:30Ah, ni hao.
07:33It's breaking the news.
07:42It's breaking the news.
07:47It's out of Des Clarke.
07:48It's out of Dyes Clark.
07:49Oh, je thanks.
07:51Sorry about that.
07:52Sorry about that.
08:00Delisa, what do you think then?
08:02Obviously, this has been big this week.
08:04Is it a further sign?
08:05Should we be concerned about China's influence?
08:07I'm paranoid.
08:08I'm concerned about everybody.
08:10I'm concerned about the British government.
08:12I don't even trust you.
08:13I don't know if I was brought here under false pretenses
08:16to get me to incriminate myself.
08:18The way you asked that question was very suspicious.
08:21So I distrust everyone and I'm right at least half the time.
08:29Should we be concerned about China's influence?
08:32At this point in UK's political history,
08:34I can't be the only one thinking a Chinese takeover
08:36might not be the worst thing that could happen.
08:40I watched a YouTube video from China
08:43where they built a railway bridge from start to finish
08:47in one weekend.
08:48In the 20 years that I have lived in Edinburgh,
08:52I have yet to see all of the escalators
08:55in Waverly Station
08:56working at the same time.
09:02We're talking about the spy game, though,
09:04a bit of espionage.
09:06Crystal, if you were a spy,
09:07what secrets would you uncover?
09:09Sometimes when I do a poo,
09:12I look in the toilet afterwards
09:17and there's nothing there.
09:18I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
09:24Any information, get in touch.
09:28Also, speaking of toilets,
09:30I'd like to get to the bottom of
09:31why the Scottish people refuse to turn on the heat
09:35in public toilets at all times of year.
09:39Because folk will move in.
09:40Yeah.
09:42And if I found one that was on, I would.
09:46Yes, there have been concerns raised in Parliament
09:48that British buses manufactured in China
09:51might be equipped with a so-called kill switch,
09:54which allows someone to press a button
09:56and immediately stop the bus,
09:58or as we call it, a bell.
09:59And at the end of that round,
10:03it is two points apiece!
10:12Now, much of our news is about public opinion,
10:15so to find out what stories people are talking about,
10:17we spoke to two friends of the show,
10:19actor Karen Barker
10:21and vinyl addict and broadcaster Grant Stott.
10:24So, Crystal and Gareth,
10:26what do you think Karen is talking about here?
10:28Everybody has probably done this.
10:31And it's all well and good saying,
10:32well, just tell them what you're doing
10:34and then they won't be upset about it anymore.
10:36But I'm not convinced that's going to work.
10:38Because you're still going to see them being tempted.
10:41You're still going to see them looking.
10:42I think it's about us all being on our phone too much
10:46and on it so much that we actually ignore our partners.
10:51Yeah, that's right, of course.
10:52How many times a day do you look at your phone
10:54and do you do it when your partner is speaking to you?
10:57If you do, then apparently you are fobbing them.
11:01That is phone snubbing, of course, in case you didn't know.
11:04Since when did we need a phone to ignore your partner?
11:08Scottish people are very comfortable in excruciating silences.
11:13There's Scottish couples in this audience,
11:16I'm going to guess,
11:17that are like celebrating a Ruby anniversary
11:18who wouldn't even recognise each other's voices
11:22if they spoke.
11:23That's how happy we are,
11:25just no speaking to our partner.
11:27It's amazing.
11:28So look, Crystal,
11:29we're talking about this idea of fobbing an annoying habit,
11:32but what is your partner's most annoying habit?
11:35I don't have a partner.
11:36Thanks for bringing it up, Des.
11:40Is your partner's most annoying habit
11:42that they're not with you?
11:43Yeah, that he doesn't exist.
11:44I'm like, hey, honey, make me a coffee.
11:46No answer.
11:46I'm like, what is he like?
11:47Oh, my God.
11:50I have actually started dating again
11:53after getting a divorce
11:55and some men have told me,
11:56oh, I really love the American accent
11:59and I'm like, oh,
12:00that's a red, white and blue flag.
12:02Thank you very much.
12:06Delisa, what would be
12:07your partner's most annoying habit?
12:09Well, the context of this is,
12:11when I first started dating her,
12:13I was very jealous, right?
12:14Because she was significantly more attractive
12:17than I am, right?
12:18And then to reassure me,
12:20she told me, oh, no, no, no,
12:22you've got to know,
12:23like, I'm with you
12:24because you make me laugh, right?
12:26It doesn't matter what you look like.
12:29I'm with you
12:32because you make me laugh,
12:33but what's annoying is
12:34she's actually made me more paranoid
12:36because now,
12:37every time I see her laughing,
12:39I'm like, what's she laughing at?
12:43Gareth,
12:44what is your partner's
12:45most annoying habit?
12:47She's a different social class to me.
12:50And that's difficult
12:51because I'm working class city scum
12:53and she is countryside posh.
12:55And I don't know
12:56if you've spent time with posh people,
12:58but they do stuff.
12:58Weird.
13:00I know, I've ruined Christmas
13:01for myself forever.
13:02I hate this time of year
13:02because I spend it with her family, right?
13:04First Christmas I spent with them,
13:05I went downstairs,
13:06I was like, Merry Christmas, guys,
13:07and then one of these mutants, right?
13:09They went...
13:09LAUGHTER
13:10They go,
13:13guys, before we open the presents,
13:14should we all go for a nice walk?
13:16And I was like,
13:16ha, ha, yeah, brilliant.
13:18We went for a walk
13:18is what happened, right?
13:19LAUGHTER
13:20Before the presents!
13:22No!
13:23I know, yeah.
13:23The only thing my family does
13:24before the presents
13:25is an entire bottle of Baileys
13:26and that is it.
13:27Right?
13:29Awful stuff.
13:31Deliso and Jay,
13:32it's your turn now.
13:33What do you think
13:34our Grant is talking about here?
13:36I think this has to go down
13:38as one of the biggest
13:40business-owned goals.
13:42You know,
13:42we can look back on this
13:43with hindsight
13:44and say,
13:45maybe it was a bit naive marketing,
13:46maybe it was a little bit
13:48over-enthusiastic
13:49how it was all packaged,
13:50maybe it was just
13:51a ridiculous idea.
13:53I think this is referring
13:54to the TikTok debacle
13:57where they attempted
13:58to make a sports channel
14:00called Halo.
14:01The right answer, Deliso.
14:02Well done.
14:03And given us that answer,
14:04yes, it didn't last long
14:05as Sky Sports
14:07has been forced to axe
14:08its brand-new
14:09female-focused TikTok channel
14:10Halo
14:11after complaints
14:12that it was sexist.
14:13I have no idea
14:14why the channel
14:15didn't connect with women,
14:16said producers
14:17Brian, Steve, Mark,
14:19Tony and Chris.
14:19Well, I actually think
14:24the mistake they made
14:25was giving up so quickly.
14:27Like, literally,
14:28they got bad review,
14:30the women didn't appreciate it,
14:31and they immediately quit.
14:33They should have just
14:34kept going,
14:35they should have ignored
14:36the complaints,
14:37and they would have won
14:39in the end.
14:39I mean, like,
14:41I'm on my third marriage,
14:43but still...
14:44Crystal,
14:47how did they get this
14:48so wrong?
14:48What they actually need
14:49to do
14:50to cover themselves
14:51is they just need
14:52to, like,
14:53start slipping
14:53this kind of stuff
14:54into the men's,
14:57you know,
14:57the regular Sky Sports news,
14:58too.
14:59You know,
14:59like,
14:59when an athlete
15:00does a good thing,
15:01the commentator says,
15:02slay, right?
15:03Or,
15:04then when he does
15:05a bad thing,
15:05he'd be like,
15:06well,
15:06I'll tell you,
15:06Jim,
15:07that's how I feel
15:07when I don't get
15:08my pumpkin spice latte,
15:10you know?
15:11I think this show
15:13could do with a bit
15:13of that, Des.
15:14is like,
15:14I think you should sign off
15:15by going,
15:16hey, fellas,
15:17if you can't love yourself,
15:19how the hell
15:19are you going to love
15:20someone else?
15:21Right?
15:21I think that's...
15:22Wow.
15:23Yeah.
15:23That's beautiful.
15:24Hey, fellas.
15:28Do it.
15:29If you can't love yourself,
15:32what is it?
15:32If you can't love yourself,
15:34just go for a wee fub.
15:35Yeah.
15:40Gareth,
15:41what about this?
15:42How did they get this so wrong?
15:44Well,
15:44I don't know,
15:45really,
15:45if I should be answering
15:47the question.
15:47I don't think it's really
15:48my place,
15:49you know,
15:49because I'm a man
15:51and I think
15:52it's like,
15:54it's like everybody said,
15:55you've got to listen to women.
15:56So I asked a few women
15:57and friends about this
15:58and to be honest,
15:59I can't remember what they said.
16:04Jay,
16:05what do you think about this then?
16:06Obviously,
16:06people rightly saying
16:07it is patronising,
16:08but what would be
16:09the most patronising thing
16:10that you've ever seen?
16:12Most recently,
16:13a male GP
16:15explaining
16:16that perimenopausal symptoms
16:18can mostly be combated
16:20with rest and relaxation.
16:25The rage within me.
16:27I actually,
16:29I found myself yelling
16:3134 symptoms.
16:3334 symptoms.
16:34There are 34 symptoms
16:35of the female menopause.
16:38There,
16:3830,
16:3834 symptoms.
16:44Men,
16:44men,
16:45men.
16:46You have one symptom,
16:48don't you?
16:49Oh,
16:49no.
16:55Oh,
16:55my willy doesn't work anymore.
16:58And do they came up
16:59with a pill
17:0030 years ago?
17:01Boom!
17:02Sorted that right out.
17:03Women,
17:03have they come up
17:04with a pill
17:05to sort us out?
17:06No.
17:07The patches are fine.
17:08I'm on the patches.
17:09I know you can't tell.
17:15Because they're not working.
17:17Because you have to put them
17:18on a non-hairy part
17:19of the body.
17:22They're rage.
17:26Sky wasted a lot of money
17:28on massive 3D printed letters
17:29that said Halo.
17:31But on the plus side,
17:32they have just launched
17:33their new Spanish-themed
17:34TikTok channel,
17:35Hola.
17:39There we go.
17:40That is how you do it.
17:42A short-lived sports channel
17:43is the right answer.
17:44Two points go to
17:45DeLiso and Jay.
17:52This is Breaking the News
17:54from BBC Scotland
17:55with me,
17:56Des Clark.
17:56Now,
17:56this round is all about
17:57who is in the news.
17:59I will play you a clip
18:00of a mystery person.
18:01All you have to do
18:02is tell me who it is.
18:04So,
18:04DeLiso and Jay,
18:05you're up first this time.
18:07Who is this?
18:08We are walking
18:09up the track
18:10which takes you
18:11from White Inch
18:12to Scottsdale
18:14and beyond.
18:15It was good
18:15growing up in White Inch.
18:16I had quite
18:16an idyllic upbringing.
18:18I think this is
18:20the artist
18:21Trackie McLeod.
18:23Yes,
18:24Scottish artist
18:25Trackie McLeod
18:26has a new exhibition
18:28opening in the south
18:29of England.
18:29The Glaswegian artist
18:30is known for his
18:31very Scottish work
18:32with a focus on
18:33nostalgia from the 90s.
18:35I had a look at
18:35some of his work
18:36and there is part
18:37of the exhibition
18:39where he's got
18:39the school apparatus.
18:41Oh.
18:42Do you mind that?
18:43That definitely
18:44made me feel nostalgic.
18:46Mind the apparatus,
18:47you had to,
18:48I don't know
18:48if you've had this,
18:49you had to pull it
18:51out of the wall
18:51and it took half
18:54the gym lesson
18:54to set it up.
18:56The PE teacher
18:57would be making you
18:58lift wooden benches
19:00to attach to metal poles
19:02at a 90 degree angle.
19:04Ropes dangling
19:05from the ceiling
19:06with the thickness
19:06to ensure
19:07a third degree burn.
19:10Then you had like,
19:11you had the
19:12vaulting horse,
19:13which was just like,
19:14I'm mad.
19:14What do you do
19:15on the apparatus?
19:16Whatever you like.
19:17Set it up.
19:18Whatever you like.
19:20And once it's set up,
19:21what do you do with it?
19:22No, it's time
19:23to put it away again.
19:32I actually,
19:33I worry about this.
19:35You know,
19:35nostalgia-based
19:36entertainment
19:38is a problem
19:39because it works
19:40so well on me.
19:42But the only thing
19:43is though,
19:43I have a very
19:44different childhood
19:45from a lot of
19:46people in the UK
19:47so I can't really
19:49use the same
19:50in my comedy
19:51because if I'm like,
19:52oh, you remember
19:53what it was like
19:54being in a refugee camp?
19:55There'll be no nostalgia
19:57in the audience.
19:59There'll be no nostalgia
20:01so I can't even play.
20:03To be fair,
20:03Jay grew up in Greenock
20:04so...
20:05Same thing.
20:07Same thing.
20:09Hey, Gareth,
20:10we're talking about
20:10Trachy McLeod here,
20:12a brilliant Scottish artist,
20:13but what Scottish thing
20:14deserves to be in a gallery
20:15and why?
20:16I think the obvious answer,
20:18I'm not actually
20:18going to give it,
20:19but it's obviously
20:19Scott McTominay's
20:21overhead kick,
20:21there's the photo of that,
20:22but there's a better
20:24thing that Scott McTominay
20:25did that night.
20:26When it was 2-2,
20:26all the Danish players
20:27kept going down with cramp.
20:29A lot of them
20:29seemed to have cramp,
20:30which is one of the
20:3135 symptoms.
20:37There's 34,
20:38but you're a man
20:38so you don't listen.
20:44As a man,
20:44he always adds a wee bit
20:45to make it look bigger.
20:52He said,
20:53like,
20:53so all the Danish players
20:53kept going down
20:54feigning cramp
20:55and then the second
20:56here in Tierney's
20:57Scott McTominay
20:58goes down going,
20:58oh,
20:58I've got cramp.
20:59I'd like a photo of that.
21:02Put it in the Louvre,
21:03my friend.
21:03Well,
21:03there we go.
21:04What do you think then,
21:05Crystal?
21:05What Scottish thing
21:06deserves to be in a gallery
21:08and why?
21:09Okay,
21:09you know,
21:09when you go into a gallery
21:10and there's like a dark room
21:12that you go into
21:12and there's just like
21:13some artsy video
21:14on a loop,
21:15I think that it should be
21:16all of Janie Godley's
21:17voiceovers of politicians.
21:18That would be a really good one.
21:20There you go.
21:22And of course,
21:23if it's truly a Scottish gallery,
21:24there needs to be a sign
21:25at the front that says
21:26free entry.
21:28There you go.
21:29Now we're talking.
21:32Well done in getting
21:33the right answer.
21:34Of course,
21:34Tracky is not the artist's
21:35real name.
21:36His mother christened him
21:37Tracksuit.
21:41Right,
21:42Crystal and Gareth,
21:43it's your turn now.
21:44Who is this
21:44and why are they in the news?
21:46I'm trying to not
21:47always be too
21:48completely different versions
21:49of myself
21:49because it's exhausting.
21:51Like, you know,
21:51switching on and switching off.
21:52I go out for dinner
21:53a bit more now even,
21:54which I know sounds pathetic.
21:56That's Adele
21:57and I think she's talking
21:58about how she is going
22:00to go on a hiatus
22:01from singing
22:02and do acting.
22:03That is indeed Adele
22:04who is set to make
22:06her acting debut
22:07in a drama
22:07by fashion designer
22:08and filmmaker
22:09Tom Ford.
22:10The singer will star
22:11in Cry to Heaven,
22:13an adaptation of
22:14Anne Rice's
22:141982 historical novel.
22:16Adele, you may know,
22:17grew up as a huge fan
22:18of the Spice Girls,
22:19particularly Ginger Spice.
22:21Jerry recently tried
22:22to pay Adele
22:23a surprise visit
22:24wearing her old
22:25Union Jack dress,
22:26but every time
22:27she went outside
22:28she was taken down
22:28by the council.
22:33What do you think then,
22:34Crystal?
22:34Is this a good career move
22:35for Adele?
22:36I'm going to go out
22:37on a limb here
22:37and say that acting
22:39is the easiest gig
22:41for the most amount
22:42of money
22:43that you'll ever do, right?
22:44Even the greatest actors
22:45of our generation
22:46like, I suppose,
22:48Adele
22:49gets to show up,
22:51you know,
22:51someone else gets you
22:52dressed,
22:52does your makeup,
22:54writes your material,
22:55you sit in a trailer
22:56playing Mario Kart
22:57for five hours
22:58and then they call you
22:59to set
22:59and you stand there
23:00and you say the words
23:02exactly as they're
23:03written on the page
23:04and then they'll give her
23:05three million pounds,
23:07you know?
23:08So yeah,
23:08I'd say it's a really
23:09good move.
23:10Sounds alright,
23:11doesn't it?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Deliso,
23:13what are your thoughts?
23:14Do you think
23:14that's a good career
23:14move for Adele?
23:15I think it's a good
23:16career move
23:17but like Anne Rice,
23:19right,
23:20Anne Rice
23:20mainly wrote horror,
23:22right,
23:23and then cried to heavens
23:24about opera and stuff.
23:25She should have gone horror
23:26and it could have been
23:28like a thing
23:29where there's evil roads
23:31which swallow people up
23:33like and she has
23:35to go hunt them
23:36and she can be like,
23:37I'm chasing pavements.
23:38So silly.
23:44We had no idea
23:45where that was going.
23:46We had no idea.
23:47Who knew where it was going?
23:48I tell you Deliso,
23:49we were doing your evil road
23:51and we got there in the end.
23:54We're talking about Adele
23:55taking up an acting role
23:56here, Gareth,
23:57but what role do you think
23:59you should be cast in
24:00and why?
24:01I'd like to play
24:01Frank McAvenny.
24:05Because I'm a method actor,
24:06so...
24:08G, what do you think
24:11about this?
24:12We've got Adele now
24:12taking up acting roles,
24:14but for you,
24:15what role should you
24:16be cast in
24:16and why?
24:18Well, it's quite upsetting
24:19because obviously
24:20you don't realise
24:21that this Christmas
24:22I'm actually in pantomime.
24:24Ooh!
24:25Yeah, yeah,
24:27because we're going to
24:28the in-laws this year,
24:29so...
24:30I've got a small role
24:34as a drunken daughter-in-law
24:37who's overly excited
24:38to accept this hand cream.
24:42LAUGHTER
24:43Adele is engaged
24:44to sports agent
24:45Rich Paul,
24:46or as she calls him,
24:48no as rich as me, Paul.
24:49LAUGHTER
24:50Adele, of course,
24:52has a right answer
24:53and two points
24:54go to Crystal
24:55and Gareth!
25:02It's time now
25:03for our final
25:04quickfire round,
25:05which is all about
25:05deciphering the numbers
25:06in the news.
25:07I will read out
25:08a headline.
25:09All the teams have to do
25:10is fill in the blanks,
25:11so get ready, teams.
25:12When we run out of time,
25:14you'll hear this.
25:15G, what?
25:20Glorious!
25:21Glorious!
25:22Kenny McLean
25:23with the halfway line!
25:25That is Alistair Lament
25:27very understatedly
25:28speaking on behalf
25:29of the nation.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:31Fingers on the buzzers,
25:33here we go.
25:34One hundred and seven-year-old
25:36says,
25:36what is the secret
25:37to long life?
25:38Gareth?
25:39Lying about your age.
25:41LAUGHTER
25:42Love that.
25:44Let's keep it going.
25:45One hundred and seven-year-old
25:45says,
25:46what is the secret
25:47to long life?
25:47DeLiso?
25:48He says it's Viagra,
25:49actually.
25:50Yeah, and he also added
25:51that, you know,
25:52being this old is hard.
25:54LAUGHTER
25:55One hundred and seven-year-old
25:59says,
26:00what is the secret
26:00to long life?
26:02Crystal?
26:04Revenge.
26:06LAUGHTER
26:06It's not that,
26:09but wow.
26:10One hundred and seven-year-old
26:11says,
26:11what is the secret
26:12to long life?
26:13G?
26:14A little nip of whiskey.
26:15Is the right answer.
26:16Well done.
26:17Very specifically,
26:24that was the answer
26:24we were looking for.
26:26Drinking whiskey
26:27is the secret
26:27to long life,
26:28says a one hundred
26:30and seven-year-old
26:31who gave that interview
26:32absolutely pished.
26:35Absolutely pished.
26:36That is a very subtle
26:48klaxon.
26:49Alistair has lamented
26:51it means it's all over.
26:52At the end of the course,
26:52our winners this week are
26:53Deliso Ciponda
26:55and Jay Lafferty.
27:00Oh.
27:03Just done an extra time.
27:04Commiserations to
27:05Crystal Evans
27:06and Gareth Wall.
27:07CHEERING
27:08And we'll leave you
27:15with the breaking news.
27:16Breaking news just in.
27:17Police drama,
27:18Line of Duty
27:19is set to return
27:20to the BBC
27:20for a seventh series.
27:21The show was not
27:23intended to come back
27:24but all the criminals
27:25they put in jail
27:25have since been
27:26accidentally released
27:27by David Lammy.
27:35An investigation
27:36has been launched
27:37after a naked man
27:38was seen walking
27:39the streets of a town
27:40in Inverclyde this week.
27:41Although police have said
27:42that they can't
27:43possibly comment,
27:45it is believed
27:45we've finally solved
27:46the mystery
27:47of where Steve Clark
27:48woke up
27:48on Wednesday morning.
27:50The news has been
27:51broken.
27:52I've been Des Clark.
27:53Goodbye!
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27:59and all her showbiz pals
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