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Spicks and Specks - Season 12 Episode 10 -
MC Suffa, Jem Cassar-Daley, Peter Helliar & Denise Scot
MC Suffa, Jem Cassar-Daley, Peter Helliar & Denise Scot
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00:00G'day, hi ladies and gentlemen.
00:30Welcome to Speaks and Speaks, the music quiz show that played The Sound of Silence on full volume and overdosed on irony.
00:36Joining me as always are our two team captains. She loves Shibuzi and he still loves the Shantoozis.
00:41It's Miff Warhurst and Alan Brough.
00:46This first guest tonight is a singer, songwriter and proud Goombangir Bundjalung woman who was serenaded in the womb by her country singing father.
00:54Hearing music while covered in bodily fluids, not knowing which way is up and trying to push your way to the front,
00:59turned out to be great preparation for music festivals.
01:02Please welcome Gem Kassadaly.
01:07Miff's second guest tonight recently appeared in the touring production of Peter and the Starcatcher playing the pirate Smee.
01:14Described as a likeable but annoying bumbling fool, Peter is keen to do more stage work in the future.
01:19Please welcome Peter Hellyer.
01:20Alan's first guest is an Aussie hip-hop legend who once campaigned against fast food outlets for their treatment of animals.
01:30In true hip-hop style, he's got beef with Maccas and a rivalry with the notorious KFC.
01:35From the Hilltop Hoods, please welcome MC Suffer.
01:37And Alan's final guest tonight is a beloved Australian comedian whose partner is a clown and whose children are a musician and an experimental visual artist.
01:49From the family that's broken the spirits of generations of career advisers, please welcome Denise Scott.
01:55Welcome to you all.
02:01Now, Gem, of course, your dad's been on the show, Troy Kassadaly.
02:04Has he given you any advice for this?
02:06He honestly just said have fun and we've watched the show since I was, yeah, probably still fresh out of the womb as well.
02:12So it's been a very, very long time.
02:14And you've been touring since you were little as well.
02:16Has he taught you what to ask for on your rider?
02:18Well, my band and I, we were putting a rider together the other day and we were like,
02:22oh, you know, we'll do sparkling water, we'll do a bit of this, we'll do some fruit.
02:25And we're like, why don't we just put a puppy on there?
02:27And then we did a gig in Sydney a couple of weeks ago and there was a dog.
02:33And so we were like, yeah, you know, it's okay, but thank you very much.
02:38And then what happened to the dog?
02:39It just hung out.
02:40It had a little like triple A pass on it.
02:43Well, Hilltop Hoods, do you guys have anything particular on your rider?
02:47Uh, we asked to, uh, re-home Jem's puppies after they're abandoned in a back room by themselves.
02:58What about you, Denise?
03:00Any requirements?
03:01Oh, um, Gaviscon.
03:03You know, anything.
03:04I'm sort of a heartburn, truly.
03:07And in fact, I haven't got it.
03:08I'm really quite in trouble.
03:10If anyone's got a couple of tabs.
03:14Pete, what about you?
03:15Just, uh, peppermint tea and some, uh, a little bit of ketamine.
03:21Well, so, we want to honour your rider, of course, Jem.
03:24So, we've got a puppy here tonight.
03:26Yes.
03:27Oh!
03:30Look at that.
03:32And as incentive, if your team win the show, you get to hold the puppy.
03:37I don't think I've ever fought harder in my life.
03:39I think that's just going to be, oh my God.
03:41It's on.
03:42That is insane.
03:43Oh, it's so cute.
03:45Let's just sit and watch the puppy.
03:50And look, we are celebrating Australian music this series.
03:52And tonight, we're going to end the show with an Oz rock classic from Spiderbait.
04:02And look, we were talking about riders.
04:03Janna, do you guys have anything ridiculous on your rider?
04:05Nothing too crazy, but we did tour with a band that asked for socks and jocks on their rider,
04:11which we were very impressed with.
04:11Yeah, that was whole.
04:12Yeah.
04:13That was whole.
04:15You guys are going to play, obviously, Black Betty at the end of the show.
04:18But we thought, Cram, just for fun, would you mind staying around and doing a drum fill
04:22to start each round?
04:24Yeah, I feel very comfortable here.
04:25This is how I sit around in my house anyway.
04:27Okay, so I'll say let's get into round one and then you can do a drum fill.
04:31Okay, well, you want to do that now?
04:32Okay, here we go.
04:33Let's get into round one.
04:39Jeff and Alan are going to pick a topic, but everybody will be quizzed on that topic.
04:42Your choices tonight are all about the Js.
04:45There's Jukebox Jive Jams, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Triple J Hottest 100, and J-J-J-J-Julie Andrews.
04:54Alan, you can pick first.
04:56Yes, Denise.
04:57Well, I'd want to pick because I never have.
05:00You know, I've been on this show a lot of times.
05:03Yeah.
05:03And I've never picked.
05:05And seeing as we've got MC Suffer next to me, because of the J-J-Julie Andrews,
05:12I'm assuming we would...
05:13Well, might as well leave.
05:14She's 88 and still rockin'.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Well, she can't use her voice, but just move on, please.
05:25A myth, what topic do you want?
05:27Oh, I mean, come on, myth.
05:29Oh, I feel like we have to go Hottest 100.
05:31Yeah.
05:31Because I was there for some of it, even though I probably can't remember a lot of it.
05:34All right, we'll start with Julie Andrews.
05:36Excellent.
05:37Everyone on your buzzers, let's play Speaks and Speaks.
05:39First question for one point.
05:40Spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
05:43Allenside, go.
05:47S-U-P-E-R.
05:49Yep.
05:50Supercal...
05:51C-A-L.
05:53Yep.
05:53Supercal...
05:55Lee.
05:56Cala.
05:56Cala.
05:58Supercalifragilisticexpial...
06:00Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
06:03I really feel like I'm in the nursing home now.
06:07I'm just going to keep going back to the beginning.
06:10And in the middle of it, you'll tell a story.
06:14What were we doing?
06:16This is a sobriety sentence.
06:18C-A-L-A.
06:21Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
06:21No, it's not high.
06:24Oh, hang on.
06:25Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
06:26Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
06:27Yes, I'll give you that yes.
06:28F-R-A-G-A-L-I-S-T.
06:32No, it's not an A.
06:34I needed an I at that point.
06:37Let's put the rest of it up on the screen.
06:38I know, I feel so bad correcting you, but...
06:40That's what I need.
06:42Oh, come on.
06:43I'm getting that.
06:45Oh, come on.
06:47Give us a break.
06:49That was my only hope.
06:51For two points, name these iconic roles played by Julie Andrews.
06:55Allenside.
06:56Eliza Doolittle.
06:57Yes.
06:58I can't even put into words how on your own you two are.
07:02I think we can, because it's so...
07:05Yeah, well, anyway, we've done very well.
07:08It's been Issa Doolittle and My Fair Lady
07:12and I reckon Thoroughly Modern Millie.
07:15Correct.
07:15Two points.
07:16Woo!
07:16Your final question for three points.
07:21Name three songs from The Sound of Music
07:23that do not include the voice of Julie Andrews.
07:26Ooh!
07:27Myth side.
07:27Edelweiss.
07:29Yes.
07:30She sings in the reprise of Edelweiss, so I can't give you that one.
07:34Um, uh, 16 going on 17.
07:37Yeah, the kids.
07:3816 going on 17, yes.
07:40What about the goat one?
07:41No, that's her.
07:42We've got one if they don't.
07:43Okay.
07:43Oh, no, no.
07:44We've got another one.
07:44Alan, please.
07:45Um, um, um, you can tell me now.
07:47Have we got time to put the film on?
07:49I'm not...
07:49All right, I'm going to have to...
07:51I'll go for it.
07:52I'll go for it.
07:53I'll go for it.
07:54Yes.
07:55How do you solve a problem like Maria?
07:56Yes.
07:57Climb every mountain.
07:58No, I think she sings...
07:59No, I think she sings...
08:00No, that's all the nuns before she leaves.
08:01Yeah.
08:02But does she sing?
08:03I think she does.
08:04The one where there...
08:05But she doesn't sing...
08:06So long, farewell, Alvita, Zane.
08:08Good night.
08:09Actually, you were both right.
08:11So long, farewell, or I would have accepted
08:13Climb Every Mountain.
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:15We did it.
08:16Nailing it now.
08:20Yeah.
08:21All right, let's move on to Triple J's Hottest 100.
08:23For one point, in response to a vigorous social media campaign,
08:26Triple J...
08:27Taylor Swift.
08:29Triple J controversially banned which pop star
08:31from being voted into the 2014 Countdown?
08:33Taylor Swift.
08:34Correct.
08:35Now we've got...
08:37Can I just say this?
08:39Now I've answered a question, all right?
08:42Yeah.
08:43I was on this show in 2006, 19 years ago.
08:46The guy that wrote on your message board or whatever
08:50didn't answer any questions, boring, won't be back, suck it.
08:53I did it.
08:54Oh, my God!
08:55You played the long game.
08:56Yeah, I played the real long game.
08:57I was like, I'll see you in 19 years, maybe.
08:58Have you got some issues, MC?
08:59Yeah.
09:00You've carried this for 19 years.
09:01Denise, you've been a comedian for how long?
09:03There's no need to get no...
09:05For two points!
09:06The record for the most total entries by a single artist
09:08in the Hottest 100 is currently held by Billie Eilish.
09:24It's my final goal.
09:26It's my final goal.
09:27It's my final goal.
09:28I can't believe it's a final goal.
09:30in the Hottest 100 is currently held by Billie Eilish,
09:34who's appeared a whopping 25 times.
09:36Name two of her songs that have been voted into the top ten.
09:40Bad Girl?
09:41Yeah, Bad Girl, that's a good one.
09:42Bad Guy?
09:43Bad Guy, sorry.
09:44Bad Guy, thanks to the younger person.
09:46I'm thinking Tough Guy.
09:47Birds of a Feather?
09:48Yes, Bad Guy, Birds of a Feather.
09:5025?
09:51Yeah, that's a good one.
09:52Considering how much beef you've got with one guy
09:55that mentioned you on a TV show 19 years ago, Matt,
09:58Billie Eilish has had 25 entries,
10:00but one of those was a song by Charli XCX
10:02that Billie Eilish featured on.
10:03Mm-hm.
10:04OK, so technically, should that be, should that not be?
10:06Next, after 25 entries, Hilltop Hoods.
10:09Yeah.
10:10With 24.
10:10Yeah!
10:11But you guys featured on a Fundamentals track
10:15called 21 Grams that was in the Hottest 100,
10:17but you weren't credited on it.
10:20For some reason, Triple J don't recognise that.
10:22But they recognise her on the other side.
10:25So technically, you and Billie Eilish are tied at 25.
10:28We're neck and neck.
10:29Yeah.
10:30I like the way you're thinking.
10:31Yeah.
10:32So, as far as I know, you guys are releasing more songs this year.
10:35We are.
10:36We're putting out an album, but...
10:38And she hasn't released anything yet this year, so...
10:40And she's also Billie Eilish.
10:42So much.
10:43You're the man who waited 19 years.
10:48Yeah.
10:49You see that.
10:50All right, your final question.
10:52Oh.
10:53In the Hottest 100 of 2004, three songs by Missy Higgins
10:56from her Sound of White album were voted into the countdown.
10:59Name those three songs.
11:01Scar.
11:02I'm going to go first.
11:03Scar.
11:04Yes.
11:05Special 2.
11:06Oh, 10 days.
11:0710 days.
11:0810 days.
11:09Special 2?
11:10No.
11:11It wasn't.
11:12Does anyone on this side know?
11:1310 days.
11:14Do we?
11:15All right.
11:16At the end of that round, the scores are...
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18...Miff, Jem, Pete.
11:19Five points.
11:20Alan, Matt, Denise.
11:21Also five points.
11:22Woo!
11:27Each team will be given three artists and three interesting facts.
11:29You have to match the artist to the fact.
11:31Miff, Jem, Pete.
11:32You start.
11:33You're matching musicians to things that were thrown at them on stage.
11:38Your stars are...
11:392000's pop-punk provocateur Pink.
11:41The laid-back, leery, loudmouth of Oasis, Liam Gallagher.
11:44And country's king of cool, Keith Urban.
11:47These are the things that were thrown at them.
11:49You have to match them two.
11:50A prosthetic leg.
11:51Yes.
11:52Human ashes.
11:54Oh.
11:55And a dead fish.
11:56What's going through someone's head when they're like,
12:00oh, here's my mum or my dad.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Like, here, have some of their dust on you.
12:05What?
12:06Yeah.
12:07In the will it said they wanted to have their ashes scattered on Liam Gallagher.
12:11He would have snorted it.
12:17He's in the ashes.
12:18Didn't that happen last year to Pink?
12:19It did happen last year to Pink.
12:20Because she came out and said, look, this is getting out of hand.
12:23She'd had a wheel of cheese the week earlier from someone.
12:27And then she got someone's ashes and she's just like, nah, it's got to stop.
12:32Mmm.
12:33Which Gallagher's that?
12:34Liam.
12:35Liam.
12:36Maybe Noel threw the fish.
12:37Yeah.
12:38You do start thinking.
12:39Alright.
12:40You start thinking, like, the organisation that goes in.
12:42Like, the leg could have just been, you know, in the moment.
12:44Yeah.
12:45But the fish, there's organising going on.
12:46Yeah.
12:47There's pre-planning and thought.
12:48There's pre-meditation.
12:49And I feel like Oasis fans would do a lot of pre-planning and thought.
12:52I agree.
12:53I think fish, the Gallagher, which means the leg goes to old Keith the Urban.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Three points out of three.
13:02Well done, guys.
13:04Pink was handed human ashes.
13:06Liam Gallagher was on the receiving end of a dead fish.
13:08Keith Urban had a prosthetic leg thrown at him,
13:11which he then signed and then crowd surfed back to the audience member.
13:14That's actually very good.
13:16That happens to me all the time.
13:18Honestly, when I get a big hand from the audience, sometimes it's actually a hand.
13:22Alan, Matt, Denise, you're going to be matching artists with the things they collect.
13:28Your artists are the Canadian rapper whose first name is actually Aubrey,
13:33which is why he's now known as Drake,
13:35the American singer whose wardrobe malfunction stopped the Super Bowl in 2004,
13:39Janet Jackson,
13:40and the enigmatic leader of the White Stripes who performed with either his sister or his wife,
13:44Jack White.
13:45You have to match them to the things they collect, which are taxidermy animals,
13:49Birkin bags, and pig memorabilia.
13:55My initial thought is that Drake collects Birkin bags.
14:00He just feels like the sort of guy who would collect ladies' bags.
14:04To use them or to just have a part of his collection?
14:09Maybe he collects all the things.
14:11It's a trick question and the bags came first and then he needed stuff to put in them.
14:17Okay, so you're saying Drake collects Birkin bags.
14:20And I think Jack White collects taxidermy animals.
14:23Oh yeah, he's a Johnny Depp character, sort of from a movie, creepy.
14:27No offense to Jack White, you're fine.
14:30You're just tall and weird and probably collect taxidermy animals.
14:33Janet collects pigs.
14:35Yeah, and I'm not sure what,
14:37it's probably the mascot of a football team that she's into,
14:39or something like that.
14:41Or she just likes pigs.
14:43You know, like people like pigs.
14:47Three points out of three.
14:53Okay, and I'm going to tell you,
14:55Drake collects Birkin bags, he said,
14:57for when he meets the right lady.
14:59Okay.
15:00Well, hello, Drake.
15:01Janet Jackson.
15:03Janet Jackson collects pig memorabilia,
15:05and I'm not making this up,
15:07because she likes pigs.
15:09That's nice.
15:12Right after that round,
15:13the scores are Alan, Matt, Denise, eight points.
15:15Miff, Gem, Pete, also eight points.
15:23I'm going to show the teams a series of photos
15:25that are cryptic clues to song titles.
15:27They have to identify the track.
15:29Here's your first picture.
15:31Miff side.
15:33Baby Man Falling Back.
15:35Oh my god, yes, it's Baby Man Falling Back.
15:37Yeah!
15:39Porn Slippy!
15:40Porn Slippy by Underworld.
15:41Oh, wow.
15:42Next one.
15:44No, this side, anyone?
15:46Bills, Bills, Bills?
15:47Bills, Bills, Bills by Destiny's Child.
15:52Next one.
15:53I can't remember allowing permission
15:55to use my back in this photo.
15:57Oh!
15:58Yes, Gem.
15:59Step Back in Time.
16:01Whoa!
16:02Step Back in Time by Colin and A.
16:03All right, who's your next one?
16:04Hey, Soul Sister.
16:05Yes!
16:06Yes!
16:07This is your game, Gem Vassadary.
16:08Nice one.
16:09Next.
16:10Hey, Soul Sister.
16:11Hey, Soul Sister.
16:12Yes!
16:13Yes!
16:14This is your game, Gem Vassadary.
16:16Nice one.
16:17Next.
16:18Thanks.
16:19Magumbar?
16:24Mag...
16:25Magpil...
16:26Mag...
16:27Magpil...
16:28Magpil...
16:29May...
16:30Maggy May!
16:31It's Maggy May by Rudd Stuart!
16:32Oh, I love it!
16:34E!
16:35It's...
16:36It's...
16:37It's a Magpie...
16:38Minus the pie...
16:39plus E.
16:43Here's your final picture.
16:45No. American Idiot by Green Day.
16:47It's American Idiot by Green Day.
16:54By the way, I would also have accepted Creep, Loser, Bad Guy, Orange Crush
16:58or I'm an arsehole.
17:01At the end of that round, Alan, Matt, Denise, 10 points.
17:04Miff, Gem, Pete, 12 points.
17:10Alright, the next round tonight is a new one
17:12and it's called A Honka Honka Burnin' Love.
17:15Each team captain will play songs using a set of horns.
17:19However, they don't know what songs they're playing.
17:21They'll only be given a series of numbers
17:23that correspond to individual horns
17:25that look a little bit like this.
17:27Their teammates have to try to name the song.
17:29Also, the captains can chip in as well.
17:31Are they all horny songs?
17:33Depending on how you play it, every song's on.
17:36Miff, you're going to play for Gem and Pete?
17:38Those are your cards.
17:39Make your way up to the horns.
17:49Alright.
17:50Got it?
17:51Nah.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Donnie Darko song.
17:55Yes.
17:56Which is?
17:57It's called...
17:58Mad World.
17:59Mad World.
18:00That's the one.
18:01Mad World.
18:02Next song, please.
18:03Alright.
18:04Alright.
18:05.
18:06.
18:07.
18:08.
18:09.
18:10Anyone?
18:11Anyone?
18:12Anyone at all?
18:13Um...
18:14November Rain by Guns N' Roses.
18:15.
18:16.
18:17.
18:18It was Hey Good Lookin'.
18:19.
18:20Oh.
18:21By Hank Williams.
18:22Also by Troy Casadaylee.
18:23.
18:24.
18:25.
18:26.
18:27.
18:28.
18:32.
18:33.
18:34.
18:35.
18:36.
18:37.
18:38.
18:51Oh.
18:53.
18:54Ohh.
18:55Okay.
18:56Final song, please.
18:57Okay.
18:58.
18:59.
19:01.
19:04.
19:05.
19:06BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
19:19Ooh.
19:20This one?
19:21This one's not very horny.
19:24Squeeze harder.
19:27That's not the first time I've heard that.
19:33Go from the top, because I think you know it.
19:36BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
19:41Is it the Muppets?
19:42Yes, it's the thing from the Muppets.
19:45Yeah, yeah!
19:48Give it up for Mitch.
19:52Well done, Miv.
19:57Alan, you're going to be honking horns for Matt and Denise.
19:59Here are your songs.
20:01Give it up for Alan.
20:03I can see clearly now.
20:32I can see clearly now, Johnny, that's correct.
20:39Next one, please.
20:41Thanks, man.
20:48Thanks, man.
21:00Does anyone know?
21:07We're out.
21:09Oh, are you out?
21:10Does anyone in the audience know what it is?
21:25It's Elephant by Tammy Parler.
21:26It's Elephant by Tammy Parler.
21:28All right, final song, please, Alan.
21:32Didn't know that horns could run out.
21:48I know that horns could run out.
21:49You exhausted them, Neff.
21:55Oh.
21:56I know this one.
22:01Shall we give it over to Cram?
22:02Come on.
22:03What is it?
22:04Oh, what a beautiful morning.
22:05That's exactly what it is.
22:06Give it up for Alan and his horns.
22:08Beautiful job.
22:09At the end of that round, Alan, Matt, Denise, 11 points.
22:12Niff, Jem, Pete, 14 points.
22:13Cram, one point.
22:14All right, it's time for the final countdown.
22:19G cheering
22:26Wow!
22:27Beautiful job.
22:28At the end of that round, Alan, Matt, Denise, 11 points.
22:30Niff, Jem, Pete, 14 points.
22:32Cram, one point.
22:33All right, it's time for the final countdown.
22:35One point for a correct answer, one point for a wrong answer.
22:54Hands on buzzers, your questions start now.
22:56What are the first three words of Shania Twain's Man I Feel Like a Woman?
23:01I'm going out tonight.
23:03Let's go girls.
23:04Oh no!
23:06What is the title of the biographical film about the hip hop group NWA?
23:09Yes.
23:10Straight Outta Compton.
23:11Straight Outta Compton.
23:12Matt Berninger is the front man of which...
23:14The National.
23:15The National.
23:18Name the song title from the following lyrics.
23:21I said a hip hop a hippie...
23:23Rapper's Delight.
23:24Yes, by the Sugarhill Gang.
23:25Which American indie rock band's name is a synonym of footpath?
23:29Yes.
23:30Pavement.
23:31Correct.
23:32The Killer, starring Michael Fassbender, has a score almost entirely consisting of songs
23:36by which British band?
23:37Oh.
23:38The Smiths.
23:39Yes.
23:40At the end of the show the final scores are...
23:45Nip, Jem, Pete.
23:4614 points.
23:47Alan, Matt, Denise.
23:4815 points!
23:49Yes!
23:50And Graham got a point.
23:52Jem, I'm so sorry.
23:53Your team has lost.
23:54I can't talk about it.
23:55You know what to do.
23:56Take it out backing.
23:57No!
23:58No!
23:59No!
24:00You know what the stakes were.
24:01No!
24:02You know what the stakes were.
24:03No!
24:04Would you please thank all our guests.
24:05Jem Kassadaly,
24:06Pete Melia, MC Safa and Denise Scott and our two team captains,
24:09Mick Warhurst and Alan Grove.
24:10To take us out tonight, Spiderbait are going to play their iconic version of Black Betty.
24:16Thanks for watching Spics and Specs.
24:17My name's Adam Hills.
24:18Goodnight, Australia.
24:19Goodnight, Australia.
24:20.
24:21.
24:50Oh, yeah.
25:20Oh, Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah, Black Biddy, Bambalim, Black Biddy, that's right, Bambalim, a damn thing, oh wow, Bambalim, she's always ready, Bambalim, she's all right, Bambalim, oh, Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah, Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah.
25:42All right.
25:50All right.
26:20All right.
26:50All right.
26:52Oh, yeah.
26:54All right.
26:56Oh, yeah.
26:58All right.
27:00Oh, yeah.
27:02Oh, yeah.
27:03Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah.
27:18Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah, Black Biddy, Bambalim, she's from Birmingham, Bambalim, we got an Alabama, Bambalim, Black Biddy, that's right, Bambalim, but that ain't not blind, Bambalim, oh, Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah, Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah.
27:43Black Biddy, Bambalim, yeah, Black Biddy.
27:48All right.
27:48All right.
27:49All right.
27:50All right.
27:51All right.
27:53All right.
27:57All right.
28:01Oh, yeah.
28:17Bamberley.
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