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Horrible Histories (2009) - Season 11 Episode 11 -
Hair-raising Holiday

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00:00Ferocious fights, stingy castles, daring knights
00:02Horrors that did by description, cutthroat cults or bull egyptians
00:05Vicious vikings, cruel crime, punishment for all they should die
00:07Roman rotten, rankin' rootless, cavemen, savage, beers and tubeless
00:10Groovy Greeks, rainy sages, mean and miserable middle ages
00:13Gory stories, we do that
00:15And your host are talking rats
00:18The past is no longer a mystery
00:21Welcome to...
00:22Horrible Histories
00:25Horrible Histories presents...
00:29Hair Raising Holidays
00:31Ah, who doesn't love going on their hollybobs by the sea
00:36I adore a trip to the beach with my family
00:40And King George III was the same
00:43He especially loved holidaying in the British seaside town of Weymouth
00:47Although his family was slightly less keen on the trips
00:50Oh no, this happens every time
00:54My hair is not a nest
00:56Family on tour
00:58So excited
01:00Okay, Dad, tell us where we are
01:04Oh, well, we are in Dorset
01:06On a royal family holiday
01:08Going to the best town ever
01:09What could be better, girls, than going to...
01:11Weymouth
01:12Uh, not going to Weymouth
01:15That would be better
01:16Weymouth is more dull and stupid than I can find words to express
01:19You're the king, Father
01:21We could literally go anywhere
01:22I know, which is why we're doing a special surprise stop on the way
01:27It better not be a farm
01:29Ooh, hello, biggies
01:35Isn't it great?
01:37I love farms
01:38I can't believe you're my sister
01:41Oh, I stepped in something
01:43Oh, did you like a farm?
01:47Now I'm bored and I smell of cows
01:49Right, girls
01:51Let's do a bit of Weymouth shopping, shall we?
01:55Shop till we drop, that'll cheer you up
01:57It's half past five in the morning, Daddy
01:59I know, that's why I had my favourite shop, Delamote
02:01Open specially
02:02Look at the shopkeeper
02:03Loves getting up at 5am
02:05This holiday's almost as bad as last year's
02:08In fact, it is as bad
02:10It's the same exact holiday again
02:13Although I guess last year's was a bit worse
02:15Because we had to go on a boat trip
02:16Boat trip?
02:19Quite bad
02:21I've got nothing less than me to throw up
02:25It's all the excitement of being on a boat
02:28Just loving it
02:30I think it's safe to say
02:34That was a huge success
02:36Please, Father, we're so miserable
02:42Fine, I give up
02:45Never again
02:46Really, Father?
02:47Thank you
02:48Brush your teeth first
02:49Now we can find somewhere else to holiday, finally
02:52No, no, I meant we'll never do the boat trip again
02:54We'll definitely come back to Weymouth
02:55Yay!
02:56Weymouth is cool
02:58Weymouth!
03:01Hello, holidaymakers
03:03Queen Victoria
03:04Queen of Great Britain and Ireland
03:06Empress of India
03:08And massive fan of going on hollybobs
03:10In addition to ruling
03:12And having lots of children
03:13I did like to be beside the seaside
03:16I was a particularly big fan
03:18Of going wading in the sea
03:19My husband, Albert, even persuaded me
03:22That the salty water was good for my health
03:24But tell me
03:25What special bit of equipment did I like to use when I went to the sea?
03:30Was it
03:31A. An extendable ramp so that I didn't have to step on any pebbles
03:35B. A big shed on wheels
03:38Or C. An inflatable golden seahorse called Sebastian
03:42The answer was B. A big shed on wheels called a bathing machine like this one
03:49It would be wheeled into the sea with me inside it
03:53So then I could get out into the water without prying eyes watching me
03:57And splash around a bit
03:58And let me tell you, this ride was pimped
04:02It's got a changing room in there and curtains that go around the front
04:06So I couldn't be seen
04:07And there's even a royal working toilet inside
04:11I might be the queen
04:13But I do not royal weave in the sea
04:16Unless it's an emergency
04:18Excuse me, Monica on the move
04:24Agatha? Agatha? That can't be you
04:31John! What brings you to Hawaii?
04:37You, Agatha
04:38I published your books and we're expecting another one
04:41I did not expect to find you, Agatha Christie, detective writer, on a beach in a...
04:46The bathing's here, John!
04:48Whatever it is, it's not a book
04:49And that's what we need
04:50People need more Poirot
04:52I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks
04:53Well, you've caught me, red-handed
04:55Why are you even here?
04:57Because of that little lady over there, Jonathan
04:59I can't see anyone
05:00Is it Miss Marple?
05:01The sea, John
05:02Do you know what this is?
05:04Uh, an insole for a very big shoe?
05:07It's a surfboard, John
05:08I've been learning to surf
05:10So what are you now? A surfer?
05:13Could we at least fix a typewriter on this thing?
05:15I'm still a groundbreaking crime novelist, John
05:17I've just discovered a totally epic new hobby while on my vacation
05:21Well, you know what would be totally epic, Agatha?
05:25A new book!
05:26I do have a new idea for a book
05:28Oh, great
05:29It's about a British prince
05:31Terrific
05:32Who gets murdered
05:33Intriguing
05:34While surfing
05:35In Hawaii
05:36Oh, that's ridiculous
05:37People simply won't take you seriously
05:39If you keep telling tales about surfing princes
05:43Conrad!
05:44John, have you met the Prince of Wales?
05:46What is hell?
05:48Your wonderful majesty
05:50Chill, bro
05:52Oh, it's awesome out there, Agatha
05:54I just stood up on the board
05:55I think I'm the first British dude to do it
05:58Check this out
05:59Woohoo!
06:02Later, bro
06:03Tell me more about this royal murder story then
06:06How does it start?
06:07Well, the prince is in the water and there may be a shock
06:10It's a great first chapter
06:11No, no, no
06:12The prince is in the water and there may be a shock
06:14Your royal highness
06:15Watch out!
06:16It's true
06:21Famous crime writer Agatha Christie
06:23Really did get hooked on surfing
06:25And her surfboard really was called Fred
06:28When I go abroad on my holes
06:31As well as souvenir hunting in their exotic bins and sewers
06:36I love a bit of sightseeing
06:38And people in the past did too
06:40Alexander the Great once actually took a break from waging a war
06:45So we could go and visit the tomb of his hero
06:47The legendary Greek warrior Achilles
06:50Oh, oh, they're emptying the bins
06:52Gotta get a snap
06:53Oh, oh, the bins
06:55Mmm
06:56Awesome
06:56Hi, all-fair Alexander
07:00Welcome to the wounds of ancient Troy
07:03Thanks, buddy
07:03We're actually on our way to attack the Persian Empire
07:06But we couldn't resist a little holiday and Troy on the way
07:09All war and no play makes Alexander the Great a dull and yet still strangely awesome emperor
07:14Well, let me be your tour guide to this historic ruin
07:18All I ask is the honour of your company
07:20And also a large bag of coins
07:22Wait, what do you want to see?
07:24Show me the resting place of Achilles
07:26The greatest of the Greek warriors and hero of the Trojan War
07:31Behold
07:31The tomb of Achilles!
07:34Oh, it's right there, bro
07:35I can't believe I'm stood right in front of the actual tomb of Achilles, Hephaestion
07:40Look!
07:41Yeah, I'm looking, it's great, bro
07:43Really like Achilles?
07:45Oh, yeah
07:45Yeah, massive fan
07:46I even sleep with a dagger under my pillow just like he did
07:49You know, I always tell Hephaestion
07:51If I have an Achilles heel
07:52It's probably how much I love Achilles
07:55Yeah, he's always saying that, bro
07:57It's always good to meet someone who respects the legends of Troy
07:59Just a bit
08:00Might have to pour a load of oil over the tomb in tribute
08:03Whoa!
08:05There he goes!
08:05Probably don't need that much oil
08:07You know what, I'm going to crown it in garlands, too
08:09Garlands and oil!
08:10Well, do we have to spend all day at the tomb of Achilles, bro?
08:14Uh, yeah
08:14In fact, I'm going to run around it naked
08:17Race you, Hephaestion
08:18Does he do this a lot?
08:20Yeah
08:20You better join in
08:21Otherwise it gets a bit grumpy
08:23Oh, watch out for the oil!
08:24Whoa!
08:25Oh!
08:27Ha!
08:28Who wants to go and look at famous landmarks when you can look at me?
08:32Yes, when I, the great emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, was captured at Waterloo
08:37The impressive sight the people travelled to see was me!
08:41And I don't blame them
08:42I am a rather handsome chap
08:44Go on, treat yourself to an imperial class-up
08:48It's 1815, and thousands of people have gathered in hundreds of small boats
08:56To catch a glimpse of the captured French emperor, Napoleon
09:00Welcome to Goggle Boats
09:03Hello, Booney!
09:10Oh, he looks smashing!
09:12Totally worth travelling all the way from Glasgow
09:14Oh, totally
09:15Don't you look like a man in uniform?
09:17Do you like a man who's been fighting Britain for the last 23 years?
09:21If he's in uniform, yeah
09:22I mean, it's good, but I wish something had actually happened
09:29Look, Mum
09:32Napoleon took his hat off
09:33Oh, that made it worth travelling 400 miles
09:36Can we go home now?
09:43Yeah!
09:44Oh, take her, Moe, son! Take her, Moe!
09:56The British, they're easily amused, no?
09:59Yep, there is no nation as foolish as we are
10:03So, er, is he Napoleon?
10:07Mm-hmm
10:08He's wearing a bicon hat, isn't he? With a two-point?
10:10Yeah, and three points to tricon
10:12Mm-hmm
10:13Do you reckon if he got one point, that makes him a unicorn?
10:16Oh, they're singing him his national anthem
10:23Well, those aren't the words of the national anthem?
10:26No, Mum
10:27They're singing him the French national anthem
10:30In French
10:31Why?
10:32Because he's... Never mind.
10:34What's he doing here, anyway?
10:36He's been captured by the Royal Navy.
10:38He's been kept here until he gets moved to a prison
10:40on a tropical island in the middle of the Atlantic,
10:42where he'll be for the rest of his life.
10:44Tropical island.
10:46If I knew that was a punishment,
10:48I would have evaded Holland years ago.
10:50Well, I'm not sure sitting watching that little French fellow
11:02waving his hat all day really floats my holiday boat.
11:05Gusty, I've always got problems with wind one way or the other.
11:11Maybe you've been abroad for a holiday.
11:14Well, in the past that was something that only very rich
11:17and powerful people could afford to do.
11:19In the 17th century,
11:21wealthy people went on trips called Grand Tours.
11:25I don't think you'd be getting much rest and relaxation with this lot.
11:30Every year, young lords from England set off across Europe
11:33to learn about Greek and Roman classic history.
11:36And they don't always behave themselves.
11:40Lords on Tour!
11:41Welcome to Grand Lords on Tour 1758.
11:45I'm the bear leader.
11:47It's my job to ensure these young gentellements
11:50have an educational and enriching time.
11:53Here's a kiss, bear leader!
11:55Please put that back. That is a priceless afterthought.
11:57Oh no!
11:59Oh no!
12:00You're so old!
12:01Made a bit of a mess.
12:03We're having a smashing time!
12:05The tour is a cultural experience for the young lords.
12:10I'm James Cecil, sixth out of Salisbury.
12:14King's cousin and wealthiest man in Shropshire.
12:17And I'm here to explore the philosophies and sights of the ancient past.
12:22And to party!
12:26No, no, no!
12:27I'll be careful!
12:28I'm not gonna lie.
12:29I'm having the time of my life.
12:30We're going to the beach!
12:31I've spent so much money.
12:32£3,000.
12:33Is that a lot?
12:34Come back in!
12:35Come back in!
12:36Come back in now!
12:37The whole point of the Grand Tour is like it's a kind of finishing school for landed gentry.
12:43You know what I'm saying?
12:44We get to see all the places we studied in real life.
12:47Like Florence, Constantinople, Rome, the Balkans!
12:54Yeah, we started in the Alps.
12:56Climbing.
12:57It's actually quite tough.
12:58No, no, no.
12:59Not for me.
13:00I got one of the locals to carry me up in a chair.
13:03Some people get very upset with the young lord's behaviour.
13:06No, no, no, no!
13:08The folly of British boys has gained us the title golden asses all over Italy.
13:13Next week, the tour moves to Athens.
13:17Last one in the leg, flame!
13:18Where the boys study Pythagoras and Lord Cecil is sick on the Parthenon.
13:29Yo, yo, yo!
13:31It's your boy Ibn Battuta here, international traveller extraordinaire!
13:36Follow me as I go on the Hajj.
13:40That's an Islamic holy pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
13:43Next stop, Mecca.
13:45Boy!
13:50Yo!
13:51I'm in India!
13:52What?
13:53I did go to Mecca, but then I love travelling so much, I just kept on going.
13:56Oh, and guess what?
13:57The Sultan of India has only hired me as his ambassador.
14:01Best holiday ever!
14:05The Sultan of India is sending me to China.
14:07I can't wait!
14:08Bandits are coming!
14:09Run for your life!
14:12Eh?
14:13Bandits incoming.
14:14Bandits incoming.
14:15I'm in a ditch hiding from the bandits.
14:17Worst holiday ever!
14:18He's hiding in the ditch!
14:19Probably shouldn't have shouted out.
14:20Worst holiday ever!
14:21It's your boy Battuta here.
14:22The bandits are keeping me prisoner in a cave.
14:23As caves go, it's a nice one, but...
14:24I'm okay!
14:25I think...
14:26A villager freed me!
14:27Yeah!
14:28All I had to do was give him all my clothes!
14:29But...
14:30You let me keep my trousers!
14:31From now on, they are officially my lucky trousers!
14:33Yeah!
14:34Now!
14:35Onward to China!
14:36Yeah, boy!
14:37So, on the way to China, I started to go to the village of China.
14:38I started to go to the village of China.
14:39I was here!
14:40I was here.
14:41I was here.
14:42I was here.
14:43I was here!
14:44I was here.
14:45I was here!
14:46I was here!
14:47I was here!
14:48I was here!
14:49I was here!
14:50I was here!
14:51I was here!
14:52I was here!
14:53I was here!
14:54So, on the way to China, I stopped off at Ceylon.
14:57Say what?
14:58Nothing but blue skies ahead for your boy Patuta!
15:02Best holiday ever!
15:06I'm sure that'll blow over.
15:10My ship got pointed in storm.
15:12The others made a wrath, but they said there was no room for your boy Patuta.
15:15So, you know, here I am, on a sinking ship.
15:20Worst holiday ever!
15:24But it's not all doom and gloom!
15:26I've still got my lucky trousers!
15:28HeIDEH!
15:29Rescue the new ship and new friends.
15:34Batuta's luck's in, boy. Best holiday ever.
15:37Pirates are coming! Rob your lives!
15:39Oh, come on!
15:43The ship was robbed by pirates and my clothes were stolen again.
15:47But it's not all doom and gloom. I've still got my lucky trousers!
15:53And I have travelled 75,000 miles, so actually...
15:59Best holiday ever! Ever? Ever?
16:03What are we going to do this summer?
16:05Probably nothing again.
16:07Not if I have anything to do with it!
16:09Who are you?
16:10Hi, I'm Thomas Cook and I'm going to give you the trip of a lifetime.
16:16Oh, she's gone.
16:17New Thomas Cook holidays!
16:20In the first holiday of its kind, I'm packaging together an incredible trip for the whole family.
16:26All the way from Leicester to Loughborough.
16:30Wait, did you say Loughborough?
16:33Ooh, Loughborough!
16:35Er, yeah.
16:36Well, that's only 11 miles away.
16:38That's right! A whole 11 miles of luxury train travel!
16:43Whoa, whoa, whoa!
16:44We're going first class!
16:46Well...
16:47Second class?
16:48One carriage of holidaymakers will be going second class!
16:52The other nine will be going third class.
16:54Your very own seat!
16:56On a train!
16:58Probably.
16:59And this trip is all-inclusive, with food provided at our destination!
17:04Oh, that actually sounds quite good! What are we having?
17:07A cup of tea and a ham sandwich!
17:10Hmm...
17:11So much for luxury!
17:12We'll be giving out free flags to wave, and there'll be a band plane to welcome you on your arrival!
17:20It's a dream getaway!
17:22It's a third-class train ticket, a ham sandwich and a cheap flag!
17:27It doesn't really sound like a holiday!
17:29Look, there are no other package holidays!
17:31This is the first one, so it's literally just this, or stay at home!
17:35Sign me up!
17:36Yeah, me too!
17:37Aw, thanks guys!
17:38Thomas Cook holidays!
17:40Where will your next adventure take you?
17:43To be honest, it's probably going to be Loughborough again next year, but...
17:45When I'm on holiday, I love a treat!
17:51That might be a trip to something like a theme park, or...
17:55Eating something tasty!
17:57Hello, you!
17:58Nice candy floss!
18:00And in my book, the bigger the better!
18:02In Victorian times, though, they had teeny tiny servings of ice cream called Penny Licks!
18:09Ah!
18:10I dropped my candy floss in the bin!
18:12I'll go and get it!
18:13Ah!
18:14Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:16Oh!
18:17Bonus!
18:18I love toppings!
18:19Mmm!
18:20Just when you thought the British summertime couldn't get any better!
18:24Oh!
18:25Look over there!
18:26It's the ice cream cart!
18:27Yes!
18:28It's everyone's favourite Victorian summer treat!
18:31The Penny Lick!
18:32The refreshing instant snack that you can share with friends!
18:35One Penny Lick, please!
18:37Our taste sensations include lemon, strawberry, vanilla, and the saliva and germs of whoever
18:43had the glass last!
18:44Flavour?
18:45Err...
18:46Vanilla without the saliva and germs!
18:49They ain't optional!
18:50Right!
18:51And how much is a Penny Lick?
18:53You trying to be funny?
18:54The Penny Lick costs you just one penny!
18:56Well, yes, I suppose that is cheap!
18:58And a fairly high risk of infection!
19:00You do wash these glasses, don't you?
19:01Yeah, sometimes!
19:02Achoo!
19:03I mean, if it's been properly licked clean, there's no need!
19:07Beautifully licked clean!
19:08You could eat your dinner off that!
19:09I love them!
19:10Because the cold gives me relief from the sores around my mouth!
19:13Pick a Penny Lick!
19:14They're quick!
19:15They're thick!
19:16And there's a chance they won't make you sick!
19:17One Penny Lick, please!
19:18And have one yourself!
19:19You're joking, ain't you?
19:20I'm not eating there!
19:21Madame, I present the most thrilling new experience in Paris!
19:24The first of its kind in the whole world!
19:26But it's just a wooden cart on a tiny train track!
19:27It is so much more than that!
19:28I'm sure that's fine!
19:29In years to come, people will travel the world and queue all day just to ride one of
19:54these.
19:55We call it Les Montagnes Russes!
19:57Bonjour!
19:58Oh!
19:59After those huge ice slides that look like little mountains!
20:03Preciously!
20:04Of course, we don't have much ice here in Paris!
20:08That is why we use the tracks!
20:09So we are just in a box, erging down an hill very, very fast!
20:13Ouais!
20:14Isn't it awesome?
20:15Shouldn't we wear some kind of safety strap to keep us from flying out if it stops suddenly?
20:20That sounds like a great idea!
20:22But it's a bit late right now!
20:25I'm sure the tracks will keep us going in the right direction!
20:29Uh, what happens if the wheels come up?
20:32I guess we're about to find out!
20:34Oh, the acceleration!
20:35The danger!
20:36It is so much fun!
20:38Woohoo!
20:39Why would anyone find danger fun?
20:42I don't know, madame!
20:44But the more interest people have on this ride, the more popular it becomes!
20:49I would like to get off now!
20:51I am going to do the puppet!
20:54I'm afraid there is no way to stop the ride until we get to the bottom!
20:59Woohoo!
21:00Woohoo!
21:01Woohoo!
21:02Woohoo!
21:03Woohoo!
21:04That's if we do stop at the bottom!
21:06Just because the track stops doesn't mean we will!
21:09Woohoo!
21:10Woohoo!
21:11Go in if you want to go faster!
21:13Woohoo!
21:14Woohoo!
21:15Woohoo!
21:17Let's go again!
21:18I am going up!
21:19Oh!
21:20So, you go on roller coasters and eat ice creams on your holidays!
21:26I've got no idea what roller coasters and ice creams are!
21:30Or holidays!
21:31In medieval times we didn't have anything like that!
21:33Well, not exactly, anyway!
21:35Bit more!
21:36Bit more!
21:37Bit more!
21:38Try to do it safely!
21:39Ah!
21:40Ah!
21:41Carlo!
21:42We're just building a medieval church!
21:44It's hard work, isn't it, Dave?
21:46Yeah!
21:47I'm shattered!
21:48Bit like my foot!
21:50But luckily, building medieval churches does mean you get a bit of time off now and again!
21:55But can you tell me why?
21:57Is it because, A, we only work in the morning so we can pray in the afternoon?
22:01B, we get some of the holy saints' feast days off, or...
22:05C, no one can tell the time so we just finish when we want and pretend it's the end of the day!
22:10The answer is...
22:11B, we get some holy days off.
22:14In fact, that's where your word holidays comes from.
22:17Our holy days!
22:18Yeah, where are you going for your holy feast tomorrow, Ted?
22:20Church!
22:21Same as everyone else!
22:22C'mon!
22:23Well, we better finish building it, then!
22:25Oh!
22:26Yeah!
22:27You won't run!
22:28Hey!
22:29Hi!
22:30Hi!
22:31Holiday time!
22:32I can't believe I am going to my first...
22:35...Fest Memoriam!
22:36Yee!
22:37She is going to love it!
22:39The girls only festival right here in ancient Athens, celebrating the fertility goddess Demeter!
22:45Woohoo!
22:46You are an absolute bottom based poop for brains for having not gone before!
22:51That's actually quite heartful!
22:52Oh no, babe!
22:53That's the pre-party bit of Thesmophoria where we all insult each other!
22:57You hairy smell bag!
22:59Do you have a butt like the Parthenon?
23:02Because it's big, old and smelly!
23:04Yay!
23:05Great!
23:06First Memoriam!
23:07It's all!
23:08Look at me!
23:09Oh, my baby!
23:10Olivia!
23:11You look amazing!
23:13She knows about the pig guts, right?
23:15What?
23:16Girlies love guts!
23:17We sacrifice piglets and then we mix their guts with dough!
23:22Hit the leg for more easy breezy guts and dough recipes!
23:25And then we throw them all into a big pit!
23:27Yay!
23:28One woman gets chosen to be something called the baler and they have to kind of go into
23:31the pit and scooch around in all of the pig gut mush and then they scoop it all up and
23:36spread it on the altar!
23:38Congratulations!
23:39We thought it would be cool if you were the baler this year!
23:42You're so lucky, Olympia!
23:44Hashtag blast!
23:45She baled!
23:46Can you believe you got to be baler at your first Thesmophoria?
23:50I don't want if you can't!
23:52Thesmophoria gift time!
23:54Wee!
23:55Check below to buy our very own teleporter piggy collection!
23:58Perfect for you and your friends!
24:00You know, sometimes you just give each other the gifts instead of bothering with all the
24:03baler and somebody scooping around and all the pig gut mush stuff!
24:06Wait!
24:07What?
24:08What?
24:09So the gunk smooshing, that was all optional?
24:11You butt-brained, bone-headed, baboo-butted bores!
24:14Awkward!
24:15Actually, the insults are at the start of the festival!
24:18That was actually quite powerful!
24:20Don't forget to like and subscribe!
24:25Pig guts?
24:26Now, that sounds like my kind of festival!
24:29Is it all you can eat?
24:31That's made me hungry now!
24:35Still, nothing beats my favourite kind of holiday!
24:38I do like to be beside the seaside, and we've got Queen Victoria to thank for helping
24:44make seaside holidays popular!
24:46But it was people like holiday camp pioneer Philly Buckling who really changed things!
24:52Thanks to him, seaside breaks became more affordable for everyone from queens to rats!
24:58Happy Holidays!
25:01Oh no!
25:06The beach was not traditionally where one would go!
25:11And here in Bognaya, this water's so cold!
25:15But doctors said it helps to make your gout go!
25:19Gout go!
25:22It's cool to be by the sea, now it's cool to be by the sea!
25:26I like to be by the sea and to take all my family!
25:30I change in a bathing machine, I see the sea but it can't see me!
25:34Even a royal empress needs a staycation by the sea!
25:38I'm promenading!
25:41While the kids are bark, kitten spading, oh yeah!
25:45In the sea we're paddling and wading!
25:49Na na na na!
25:50Break by the ocean!
25:52Break by the ocean!
25:54Donkey rides, baby!
25:57Or building a sand castle, maybe!
26:00Oh yeah!
26:01Watch a Punch and Judy show daily!
26:04Na na na na!
26:06Break by the ocean!
26:08Break by the ocean!
26:10Gah!
26:11Gah!
26:12Gah!
26:13Gah!
26:14Gah!
26:15Gah!
26:16Seaside!
26:17Factory workers sure like to be v-side!
26:20I thought for their week off I could provide!
26:24A holiday with entertainment supplied!
26:27Supplied!
26:28Supplied!
26:29Holiday camp by the sea, my holiday camp by the sea!
26:34I called it Butlands cause I named it after me
26:38I'll do everything I can to make my campers all happy
26:42Catering for all their needs, obviously for a fee
26:46Candy floss baby
26:48Or a knobbly knee contest maybe, oh yeah
26:53Grandparents, mums, dads and their babies
26:56Everyone has fun by the ocean
27:00Break by the ocean
27:02It's cool to be by the sea, now it's cool to be by the sea
27:06Yeah, yeah, when we came along it became a cool place to be
27:10It's cool to be by the sea and it's all thanks to him and me
27:14Break by the ocean, break by the ocean
27:19Shall we all go and get fish and chips?
27:22Yeah!
27:28Candy floss baby
27:29Shall we all go and get fish and chips?
27:33The past is no longer a mystery
27:41Hope you enjoyed
27:42Horrible Histories
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