When Funday Comes Ep7 #vicecitystories

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00:00Again, this is not for children, not for children. It can be offensive to some people.

00:10Okay, so here we are again.

00:13All right. Same blue shirt. God damn it.

00:17We're going to do something about that.

00:24I know.

00:25We're just unable to do anything about it until the store is open.

00:31You know, not that I think about it. On this block, nothing looks open.

00:37Just take somebody's shirt off their back. Take the construction guy's shirt.

00:42Here, I'll hand the controller to you and you can do that.

00:55I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

01:03Oh! Oh! Get it!

01:07Nothing hard to play.

01:10There is no way to take someone else's shirt off of them in this video game.

01:18Well, you have a shotgun.

01:22You can probably just pistol-whip him and take him, but whatever.

01:27Maybe you could take some money from a Hulk and just, like, buy yourself a t-shirt.

01:32I will have to buy one whenever the store is open!

01:36Okay.

01:39That bitch is decent.

01:43Uh, you were jaywalking?

01:47Now, I also have a two-star wanted level because you're a dipshit.

01:53Jaywalking while black is dangerous?

01:54You insisted that I took, take somebody's shirt off.

01:59You insisted!

02:00You said, I have a shirt and I can just rob them.

02:03Yeah, of course, you're a good rob them.

02:09But while rob them, just get a different t-shirt, god dang it.

02:15I can't do that!

02:17The officer took a shotgun and blasted a dick.

02:19You saw that shit?

02:21The police department released the new video over the weekend,

02:23even slowing it down to show exactly what happened.

02:25Take a close look right here.

02:27Oh, my God.

02:30It's almost like he opened his legs for that one.

02:33It looks too cool for this, uh, bad boys, bad boys.

02:42What you gonna do?

02:43Bad boys, what you want, what you want, what you gonna do?

02:49When Sheriff John don't come for you.

02:56Yeah, I bet you'll run out of ammunition.

02:57Oh, thank you.

03:04Gun him down, gun him, oh.

03:06You're such a nice, a nice teammate.

03:11Real.

03:13You're just like, hey, fuck up the whole game

03:18so that we can do something that's impossible.

03:22Yeah, well, not impossible for me.

03:27Okay, well, do it, dude.

03:29Lay it out right here.

03:30Do it.

03:32Do it.

03:33No, it's not about life.

03:35This is impossible.

03:36I can't, I can't play video games.

03:39That's why you play the video games

03:41and I just sit here and talk.

03:42You know, I'd never notice the freaking moon in the game.

03:49What the hell is that?

03:52You see, are you getting this?

03:59All of them will be in mission is abort mission.

04:02Mission abort.

04:03Abort mission.

04:06Believe it or not, it's a big-ass moon.

04:09I can't, I can't see this.

04:13I can't fucking move the camera.

04:17This is one of those old games

04:19where you can't remove the fucking...

04:22That guy had, he was unarmed.

04:30What's the mission?

04:30We haven't found out yet.

04:33Well, let's find out.

04:35Yeah, as soon as I hit a fucking car.

04:39It's like a fucking game time.

04:45Need a ride over here, huh?

04:48Take that one or two.

04:49Oh, that's it.

05:04More, sir?

05:09Oh, my God.

05:14He's freaking armed or something to train over.

05:20And it's a black guy driving?

05:22Oh, you definitely got to rob him.

05:25You didn't have to beat his ass.

05:27He's just throwing him out.

05:29Black on black crime.

05:31Come on, man.

05:32Come on, man.

05:33That's like saying, you, before you got in this program,

05:36you're taking a test where you're taking cocaine or not.

05:38What do you think, huh?

05:39Yeah, that's kind of what it's like.

05:43I wouldn't mind if it wasn't a white guy.

05:45All right, all right, all right.

05:46Larry, shut the fuck up.

05:48Okay.

05:49Now, answer the fucking question.

05:52Which place should I go?

05:57This is Marty Williams.

05:59Hey, I'm Daryl, and this is my other brother Larry,

06:03and this is my other brother Larry.

06:05Oh, yeah, that guy.

06:06And, or, or, or Boonshine, you know, we can, we can go.

06:13Let's go to who there is.

06:14We can go to fuck him, or whatever this is.

06:17I don't know what the fuck this is right now.

06:19Okay, I don't know that one either.

06:20Let's go to that one.

06:23I picked that one.

06:23You picked all three of them.

06:26Did you realize that?

06:27Yes, I did.

06:28So let's do, let's do the last one.

06:32That one right there, the LW.

06:34Yay, I'm smart.

06:35Yay, I'm smart.

06:36Yeah, so you want to go, so you want to go on a date with Luis,

06:48with your inverted nipple for a date.

06:52And skin tag for a pair of testicles.

06:55Skin tags for testicles.

06:58There is no testicles in the skin tags, exactly.

07:02Just an empty sack.

07:03Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first.

07:09You heard it here first?

07:10He has no testicles in his skin tags.

07:14Nope, they blew off a long time ago.

07:21All right, let's see what's the mission.

07:24If you think I'm here to party around with y'all,

07:27God damn them now!

07:30Hey, Cox.

07:31Hey.

07:32Oh, it's her again.

07:33EJ, how are you?

07:35A little bit.

07:36She has a lot to do with this story.

07:41You deserve good things, right?

07:43Maybe.

07:44And you don't?

07:46Why do you not deserve good shit?

07:50I want your baby daddy.

07:51She married a piece of shit?

07:52Like, he really is.

08:01Bullshit.

08:03I'm a fucking mess.

08:06I didn't finish high school.

08:09I kid, I got you.

08:12You can say that twice.

08:14No.

08:14Yeah, roll over and put the baby down so I can stick it in.

08:29No.

08:34No.

08:35No.

08:36No.

08:37No.

08:38No.

08:39No.

08:40No.

08:41No.

08:42No.

08:43No.

08:44No.

08:44Oh, you're going to meet that asshole, too.

08:51You're going to love Lance Manns.

08:54Wow, I'm amazed.

08:55Your story sounds like a white guy story.

08:58You got, it sounds like you got white guy problems.

09:00Who do you think, who do you think wrote it?

09:04I don't know.

09:07A white guy, of course, yeah.

09:08I don't know.

09:09I don't know.

09:09Yes.

09:10It's a black guy writing.

09:10You got some money?

09:11Sure.

09:12Sure.

09:13Sure.

09:13Should have had a black guy writing.

09:15More realistic.

09:15Hey, who said there was a black guy writing to the trailer park?

09:20There you go.

09:22Hey, great.

09:23What's the way to move to?

09:25I fucking hate this fucking thing. I hate this. This is another mission that I fucking hate.

09:32So what's the mission on this one? Get to the trailer park.

09:37Oh, so my car fucking vanished.

09:40Where's the fucking baby at?

09:43That bitch just seriously, that's the baby?

09:45She just left it at the apartment.

09:47Wow!

09:49Hold on, hold on. While you drive her over there, we'll call CPS.

09:52I can't believe that shit.

09:55Hello?

09:57CPS?

09:57Yes, I'd like to report a woman who just left her child at home.

10:01It's called an abandonment.

10:02Just abandoned her child, just took off, just was some nigga in a fucking, in a station wagon.

10:07Just dipped out. Oh my God.

10:10I need you guys to come quick. Come pick up this baby.

10:12Oh my God!

10:22All right.

10:31Seriously, that moon is like weird.

10:33It's supposed to be.

10:35Yeah, I know, but it's freaking me out.

10:37Kind of weird.

10:39Let's check out Bernie's.

10:41You want to see something?

10:43Yeah.

10:43It's actually to your, um, right.

10:58That way, over there.

10:59Over there?

11:00Right, right there, over there.

11:02Over where?

11:03Over there.

11:04Right there, right there, right there, over there.

11:06Keep going straight.

11:08Keep going straight.

11:09Over there.

11:10No, over there.

11:11No, not that way, over there.

11:15Over there.

11:25Oh, no, sweetie, the other end.

11:36God damn it, change that freaking t-shirt.

11:38He's throwing me off.

11:42I will be able to change my pocket t-shirt, but if they let me change my pocket t-shirt.

11:49Jeez.

11:51Oh, I got a live one here.

11:54Yeah, I think, I think blind Asian persons, people, say, damn, you can't drive.

12:08They're out there protesting me being able to get a license while they're in the stereo time.

12:14They're at the DMV.

12:16They're at the DMV protesting, guys.

12:18How much signal I need to cut across eight lane?

12:22None?

12:23I turn now.

12:24Good luck, everybody else.

12:29To keep you off the road.

12:32Oh, my God.

12:34Please.

12:35Don't let the white boy play.

12:39He runs into everything.

12:41Oh, fuck.

12:47A man with a fucking...

12:49That was a horrible, very racist depression, man.

12:52A man with a seeing eye dog can fucking drive better than that.

12:58So, this is Marty's trailer.

13:00I hope, I hope, I hope it's in this, I hope, I hope it's, it's like, it's like in this week

13:10that we're going to be able to kill fucking Marty and all his buddies.

13:16Oh, now you gotta race a bunch of hillbillies.

13:20Yeah, that's what happens.

13:21You have to race a bunch of hillbillies.

13:23You can't just walk up to a man's door, no, you gotta drive down the fucking hill,

13:30take some four-wheelers up the fucking mountain,

13:33you gotta take four horses fucking cross-country, you're like,

13:37God damn it.

13:41I can just walk up to a white person's door.

13:47Gotta make it, anyways.

13:49I'm gonna give you the red one.

13:55Put that fucking t-shirt.

13:58My gosh.

14:05Where are you guys supposed to meet it?

14:08Or go to?

14:10I'm supposed to follow the marker, but it's gonna...

14:14Hey, wait for me, guys.

14:25I'm trying to catch up.

14:26I'm cool, too.

14:31Last one there is a...

14:47SHUT YOUR FUCKING OUT!

14:48No problem, John.

14:49SHUT THE FUCK UP!

14:59Oh, come on.

15:01Wow, those traitors are...

15:06Remember what you said?

15:07No, never mind.

15:09Oh, my God, he was a white guy just driving him.

15:15That wasn't racist at all.

15:18You're gonna have to definitely cut that out.

15:19Hey, hey, you were racist.

15:21I wasn't racist.

15:22Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

15:52Or Papa No!

16:01Papa No!

16:09Oh, she left it with the sister.

16:11Shut up. Shut up.

16:14Did you see what just happened?

16:16That cop flew around the corner and hit me,

16:19and now I have a wanted love.

16:21That's, that's how it happens in real life.

16:24Sewanee did her alive.

16:26Don't, don't think.

16:27Take Death by Buttplay.

16:35The last one there, Rodney.

16:48And the cops aren't gonna do nothing.

16:50Wow.

16:52That's crazy.

17:02They're gonna take these.

17:04Anything overlapping already?

17:05Yeah, yeah, that's what happened.

17:06Getting kind of slow.

17:07You got it, dude.

17:09You got it, dude.

17:10Damn.

17:11Damn.

17:12It looks like a prison camp instead of a freaking trailer.

17:13Yeah.

17:14It looks like a prison camp instead of a freaking trailer.

17:17Did they overlap you're ready?

17:20Yeah, yeah, that's slow

17:36Looks like a prison camp instead of a freaking trailer trailer park

17:47Winner winner chicken dinner. Oh

17:52What were you saying I was losing that I had been left what I said have you been left?

18:17Hey, I'm passing mission. Yeah, I'm smart

18:25Oh, I see nothing. I was not here. I did not even get up this morning

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