Takin' Out the White-Trash Ep8 #vicecitystories

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Takin' Out the White-Trash **Headphone Warning** still adjusting stuff. Editing is difficult. Some clips from YouTube were used in order to promote the creator. Thanks to https://www.youtube.com/@UCpIafFPGutTAKOBHMtGen7g for his clip. Check him out, he's hilarious.

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00:00Hey, Mac! Which way to Redbutt?

00:06How'd you know my name was Mac?

00:09Just guessed.

00:11Then why don't you guess your way to Redbutt?

00:14Okay, let's go surfing now. Everybody's learning how.

00:18Come on a safari with me!

00:23Yay, yo!

00:30So where are we heading to?

00:38Fuckin' locked doors.

00:42No more locked doors.

00:46Oh!

00:55Alright!

00:56Go, go, go!

01:00Oh!

01:16Goddammit!

01:18Alright, it's not there.

01:20Oh!

01:24It ain't even stopped.

01:26I didn't even stop.

01:30I didn't even stop.

01:36I'm okay.

01:38Just walking away.

01:40Come on.

01:42I'm so serious.

01:48Why so serious?

01:53You see his face in his blue shirt?

01:56There we go.

01:57Now I have the right gun.

02:00Got the right stuff.

02:02What's that sound?

02:10What's that sound?

02:13Still going after totos?

02:16Not right now.

02:17I've got to get fuckin' uh...

02:19uh...

02:20uh...

02:21health and armor.

02:24And probably put in a save, you know.

02:27I need some homemade armor.

02:28There's some pots and pans.

02:29There's some pots and pans.

02:30There's some pots and pans.

02:32Uh...

02:37I need some homemade armor.

02:40There's some pots and pans.

02:42Alright.

02:44We got one more to go!

02:45Yep.

02:47I'm not feeling it all right we've got one more to go yeah

02:59Bayshore

03:17let's go yeah get something done

03:43get out of the way buddy

03:45get out of the way

03:47son we all have to do things we don't want to

03:51like have jobs and families and responsibilities and having to be mr. funny all the time

03:57you think I wouldn't rather be living nude in the forest like some ancient pagan

04:01just dancing around playing the pan flute

04:04I'm not locked in here with them they're locked in here with me

04:08he wears his armor under his

04:14okay we're gonna go play with Louise again

04:18oh sexy

04:20are the baby gonna be there

04:26well you called CPS on her so she just needs to check the kids where the kids are living

04:33no she doesn't does she have a court order she doesn't have to have a court order

04:36I need to see the image tracker is on him that the alarms are here and that there's still the cameras to keep

04:43or what

04:44hey that doesn't mean anything

04:50taken out the white trash

04:57he doesn't have to wait

05:00he doesn't look like it

05:03what's wrong

05:05I'm not seeing her face back to Martin

05:07everything I do is wrong

05:09I can't run away right

05:11look it's not such a big deal

05:12let's head over to Martin's and we'll get him

05:14yes

05:25this is my favorite mission in the game

05:32get it to the trailer park

05:39get it to the trailer park

05:40gotta, gotta get the, gotta get the shotgun ready

05:45the hillbilly wedding

05:52shotgun wedding

05:54well this is a shotgun divorce

05:58that's what he said

06:00this is a shotgun divorce

06:02sorry honey things are not working out

06:04I need you to look at the pretty flowers for me

06:08the shotgun divorce

06:19so what do you mean I can just sign a paper

06:22closely associated with a uh

06:26a shotgun wedding

06:28is the shotgun divorce

06:32where they make you sign the paperwork or they shoot you

06:37well the paper said

06:39I mean

06:40the vows says till death owe us part

06:43yeah it does doesn't it

06:45look at the pretty flowers babe

06:47look at the pretty flowers

06:49look at the pretty flowers

06:53jeez

06:55this is no way

06:59do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

07:03that's his voice

07:31what's your voice

07:34up there buster

07:36couldn't help but notice you're trespassing

07:39on my land

07:40what

07:41doing a lot of yammering

07:42but unbeknownst to you

07:44you're speaking

07:45your final words

07:47well sounds to me like we got

07:50smart ass on our hands

07:52yup

07:53what'd you just say to me?

07:55little shit

07:56i see

07:58all right

07:59i've had it up to here

08:00this

08:01ahhh

08:03ahhh

08:04alakablaa

08:05i got 57 more god damn rounds in this four round magazine

08:10oh damn

08:17damn

08:18damn

08:19damn

08:34smoke them

08:35smoke them

08:42they were trespassing on my property

08:45get off my lawn

08:46did you hear me i said get off my lawn now

08:49no i was trespassing on theirs

08:53i think he was talking to you

08:58i think he was talking to you

08:59i think he was talking to you

09:01i think he was taking things

09:03you should have just bought new

09:04i will

09:08i just found party's wallet inside

09:10i'm going shopping

09:11damn

09:12hahaha

09:13get in loser we're going shopping

09:17wow

09:21let's go baby

09:24yeah baby

09:27word of advice don't leave your wallet around

09:31well that's most women

09:36don't leave your wallet around woman

09:39the sarasota county sheriff's office is looking for a woman caught on camera

09:42swiping a wallet from a win dixie checkout counter

09:45a customer accidentally left the wallet

09:47that's when a woman in an orange dress saw it and put it in her purse

09:51cameras caught the whole thing

09:53she thinks everything of yours is hers anyway

09:58if i had a woman i'd purposely build a wallet of mine with fake money in it

10:04no you know what i do

10:06you know that big wallet that i have

10:09huh

10:10if i have like a lot of money in my wallet

10:12and i'm worried

10:13right

10:14i'll just take the money out and i'll stick it in my front pocket

10:17that way if they take my wallet

10:20not only do i know

10:22hahaha

10:24wallet

10:26not only do i know

10:28if it's being

10:29if it's being

10:30if it's being

10:31if it's being

10:32if somebody's trying to take it

10:35but also like like that chain that chain holds on to my pants so so like they can't they have to jerk they have to really try to get it off

10:42whoa whoa whoa we're talking about the wallet right

10:45yes

10:49okay

10:50yes

10:51yes

10:52yes

10:53yes

10:54yes

10:55yes

10:56yes i'm talking about the wallet

10:57so they have to like really like tug to try to tear the wallet off the bell blue

11:00the wallet, the bell blue

11:01the wallet

11:02the wallet

11:03the wallet

11:05the wallet

11:06the right

11:07yeah

11:08yes

11:09yes

11:10yes

11:11i'm talking about the wallet

11:12so they have to like really like tug to try to tear the wall off the bell blue

11:22the wallet off the bell blue

11:23you really have to really work at it

11:25yeah they have to work hard they have to pound that mother bill

11:29pound that motherfucker. To get it off? Yeah, to get it off. I have to really pound it.

11:38What the fuck you packing down there Toby?

11:45We got a weapon, he has a gun, he has a gun, he has a rifle. No, that's probably his penis.

11:52This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

12:16Jesus, we headed to the strip club?

12:18Big band, I never knew I could have such a good time.

12:22Oh, three times? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right.

12:25What is your problem?

12:28You were great. Well, I better get on this side. See you later.

12:37Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

12:44Said love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

12:51Spooky!

12:53Hot diggity dang, asshole! Hey, no pay, no touch!

12:58Oh, oh, oh! 200 different taker.

13:04Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's magic!

13:09Here you guys! I'm going home!

13:12Oh, I see nothing! I was not here! I did not even get up this morning!

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