Coronation Street S66E136 Friday 21st November 2025

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00:00Hey.

00:30Peace offering.

00:34Got pastries.

00:36I know you love things that are sweet and buttery.

00:39When did you go out?

00:41A few minutes ago.

00:43Did I hear you?

00:44Yeah.

00:45You were fast asleep in the spare room.

00:47You weren't dreaming of other men, were you?

00:50No.

00:51You sure?

00:53Can't control our dreams, can we?

00:55I'm only interested in one man.

00:57Glad to hear it.

00:59Well, you'd best be here because you're a kept man now, aren't you?

01:02I can get another job.

01:04Doubt Georgie's going to give you a glowing reference.

01:06I don't need one.

01:08I can get one fine by myself.

01:11Yeah.

01:12Yeah, yeah, of course you can.

01:15Erm, I'll put the coffers on.

01:18What's all this?

01:31These flowers are for you.

01:34For me?

01:35Yeah.

01:36Colour the beautiful.

01:38Mm-hmm.

01:39Why?

01:40Because we both have the day off, and because I love you, and because, well, I don't need

01:46a reason to spoil you rotten, do I?

01:48Exactly.

01:49So I wouldn't argue if I was you.

01:51No.

01:52Oh, that'll be Mum.

01:56I've got the whole day mapped out.

01:59Oh, you do, do you?

02:01Yes, I do.

02:02Yes, I do.

02:03Mm.

02:04Continental breakfast, a little light shopping, then we're going to have a little spa break,

02:08and we're dressing for dinner.

02:10Mm.

02:11Sounds fabulous.

02:12Wow, gorgeous flowers.

02:14Aren't they just?

02:15Carla bought them for me.

02:17And here's me thinking you prefer tulips.

02:19Oh, we went on holiday to Amsterdam, so I always bought a tulips.

02:25Tulips.

02:26I love my roses.

02:29Right, I'm ready to go when you are.

02:31When you're shopping, anything nice, you know my size.

02:33Have a lovely day.

02:34Yep.

02:35Okay, bye.

02:36Yep.

02:37Bye.

02:38Sorry.

02:41Come here.

02:42Yeah, everything goes through me now.

02:54Well, you could speak to Debbie, but right now she's on a sun loungery by the pool on holiday.

02:59Oh, you don't need to worry.

03:02She's still in charge, still keeping an eye on all the finances, and she won't want any

03:06nasty surprises when she gets back, so let's stick to the price we agreed.

03:10It's a pleasure doing business with you two.

03:14Yeah.

03:15Yeah, thanks.

03:16Bye-bye.

03:18Hello, you.

03:20How are you doing?

03:21How's Alfie?

03:22Yeah, it's all right.

03:23I just got to my nursery.

03:25Well, that's good.

03:26Have you heard anything of Kev?

03:29No.

03:30I thought you snubbed me this morning.

03:32Um, Jack's back from his football camp.

03:34They're into the cath, and Kev ignored me, and Jack, he just looked upset.

03:39Look, I know things are tough right now, but they'll get better.

03:41I just, I don't want to be getting into a custody battle with Kev.

03:45And you won't.

03:46Trust me, Kev's mouthing off.

03:49What are you doing for lunch?

03:52Dunno, a fresh-goes meal deal.

03:55Well, you know what?

03:56I've got things running pretty smoothly at the hotel, so I think we can do slightly better

04:01than that.

04:02I'm not really in the mood for some posh food in a fancy restaurant.

04:04Well, me neither.

04:05Book and murder a pint and a hot pot.

04:08Come here.

04:15Hey, yeah.

04:16Morning.

04:17How are ya?

04:18Yeah, not too bad.

04:19Tired?

04:20No, I thought she's keeping you on your toes.

04:22Yeah, definitely.

04:23I don't know where she gets her energy from.

04:25Hey, neither of you fancied poking out at mine tonight?

04:28There'll be drinks and nibbles.

04:30I can't.

04:31Sorry, church business.

04:32Yeah, and unfortunately, I do not get to do anything exciting anymore.

04:35I'm usually in bed by nine if someone will let me.

04:38No worries.

04:39You can get these from the precinct.

04:41This is a top treat.

04:43Well, you have to pay for your treats.

04:46Why?

04:47How much did they cost?

04:48No, not money.

04:49Exercise.

04:50Gotta burn off the calories.

04:51Maybe later.

04:53I'll have to keep in shape.

04:55Don't want you looking at other men, do?

04:57I'm not looking at other men.

05:00Good.

05:01Glad to hear it.

05:04Do you know what?

05:06We should do something after this.

05:08Yeah, I'm game.

05:09What are you thinking?

05:10Well, why don't we go on a run?

05:12A run?

05:14After what I've just eaten, I can barely walk.

05:17It'll be all right.

05:18You know, just take it easy, stretch off.

05:20What are you doing?

05:21You're like, plying me with pastry and then trying to make me run.

05:24Well, I've just eaten the same as you.

05:27Well, yeah.

05:28Look, if I tried to run now, I would chuck up before I even got to the end of the road.

05:32All right.

05:34That's how you feel.

05:35I'll go on my own.

05:36Look, why didn't you just wait for a bit and then we could go together after?

05:40No, no, no.

05:41I want some fresh air.

05:42I'm going to go now.

05:47Hey.

05:48How are things at my sister's hotel?

05:50Um, okay, yeah.

05:51Good.

05:52You okay?

05:53Me?

05:54Yeah, well.

05:55It might be none of my business but, er, Carl said that you had a bit of a run-in with

05:59Abby yesterday.

06:00Yeah, well, that's my brother.

06:02I love stirring things.

06:03Don't listen to him.

06:05That low life will stab you in the back as soon as I look at you.

06:08Okay.

06:09Hey, I was thinking of having a poker session at mine tonight, if you fancy it.

06:12Oh, mate, I'm working tonight.

06:14Yeah, sorry.

06:15Oh, okay.

06:16Maybe another time.

06:17Yeah?

06:18Sounds good.

06:19All right, mate.

06:20I'll see you later.

06:21Keep an eye on Carl.

06:22I will.

06:25Hold on now.

06:26Yes, Sarah?

06:27Are you serious?

06:28They're at the factory now?

06:30Union man or league man?

06:31I played union for a few years.

06:46Oh.

06:47You know, I think it was Will Carling who first drew me to the 15-man game.

06:51Let me guess.

06:53Um, fly half.

06:56Tight head prop?

06:57Ah, yes.

06:58Yes, I see that now.

07:00It's the, um, it's the thighs.

07:03Bye.

07:04Oh, goodbye.

07:05Bye.

07:06You, my friend, are an inspiration to a household.

07:10How so?

07:11This letter writing to prisoners.

07:13A selfless act that I can only imagine brings untold joy to its recipients.

07:17Not entirely selfless.

07:18I find the process therapeutic.

07:20When I was, er, in prison, um, the occasional letter came as a, a much needed metaphorical escape from four walls.

07:30Briony Pritchard.

07:32Excuse me?

07:33She sat next to me at primary school.

07:35Oh.

07:36She was lovely.

07:37Mousy hair, bright blue eyes, rosy cheeks.

07:40I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter.

07:44I'm not sure why you're telling me this.

07:46Her parents emigrated to Australia.

07:48They took Briony with them, of course.

07:51Still not sure?

07:52We became pen pals.

07:53Ah, oh, yeah, ah.

07:54Yeah, despite being on opposite sides of the planet, we, er, managed to write to each other at least once a month.

07:59We exchanged letters for, I don't know, maybe 20 years.

08:03That's so romantic.

08:04Indeed.

08:05I dared to dream that we might meet again one day, but, er, our correspondence eventually faded and died.

08:13Oh, dear.

08:14Yeah.

08:15Sad story.

08:16But those letters, so emotional, so full of longing.

08:20But, er, you won't have to worry about that writing to those rufty-tufty criminals.

08:26Well, I'm also corresponding with one of the prisoner's mothers.

08:30Oh, how interesting.

08:32This is nonsense.

08:33The old thing.

08:34I've tried to tell her.

08:35Well, I don't need this.

08:36Especially today.

08:37I've got stuff to do.

08:38I understand that, but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter and we have to follow procedure.

08:43Seriously, guys?

08:44Inside?

08:45Oh, it's coffee break.

08:46Seriously, inside.

08:47Oh, all right, spoiled fault.

08:49Sorry.

08:50It's not your fault.

08:51What's going on?

08:52Well, your colleague here seems to think that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory.

08:57What kind of fraud are we talking about?

08:59Well, that's what I asked and she won't tell me.

09:01I've been asked to take Mrs. Conner in for questioning.

09:03Who made the report?

09:04That's what I want to know.

09:05I can't say.

09:06Well, I can.

09:07It's obvious, isn't it?

09:08Well, who would want to spoil our special day?

09:10Can you think of anybody?

09:11I think you should just go with the police officer.

09:14Sure it won't take long?

09:16Excuse me.

09:17Can you move that, please?

09:18No, Kurt.

09:19Stay there.

09:20I only take instructions from Mrs. Conner.

09:23Tell him to move the van.

09:25What if I don't?

09:26Are you going to arrest me?

09:27Okay.

09:28Just finished.

09:29Just started.

09:30Oh, hey.

09:31Oh, just started.

09:32Tempo runk.

09:33Nothing serious.

09:34Half an hour.

09:35You train for the Weatherfield off?

09:36When's that?

09:37January next year.

09:38They put on a 5k, a 10k and a half marathon.

09:39Do you know what?

09:40I wouldn't mind that.

09:41I've seen a few marathons, and a few offs, back in the day.

09:58I can help you set up a training plan if you wanted.

09:59Yeah.

10:00Yeah, do you know what?

10:01It sounds good.

10:02Tell you what.

10:03Give me five minutes.

10:04I'll drop my gear at home.

10:05Then I'll join you on your Tempo runk.

10:06Okay, well, I'll see you, then.

10:07In a bit, mate.

10:08In a bit.

10:09Sorry, Mrs. Conner.

10:31I can't get arrested.

10:32He'd feed peanut.

10:34Don't worry, it's fine.

10:35Right, let's go.

10:36No, don't touch me.

10:37You need to calm down.

10:39I'm sure we can get this sorted at the station.

10:41I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud,

10:43then I can get it cleared up in two seconds.

10:45Let's get you in the car.

10:47You know, don't you?

10:48Go on, bring her.

10:49Ask her.

10:49It's ridiculous.

10:50I swear I'm going to throttle her.

10:52I can do it.

10:53I'm not too.

11:07Hello, Carla.

11:18Hello.

11:20I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers.

11:23We go everywhere.

11:24You might have to wait a bit.

11:25PC Davies is busy.

11:27She won't be too long.

11:28Well, I'll save her the time.

11:29It was Becky.

11:31What's Becky?

11:32Who's been making these allegations up against me?

11:34And I'll tell you for why, you know.

11:35Right.

11:38Go on, then.

11:41What, because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses?

11:45So this is about Lisa's taste in floristry?

11:47I know, I know that sounds stupid and doesn't make any sense, but it went something like

11:51this.

11:51This morning, I'd made breakfast, got her flowers, I'd arrange a lovely day out for us together,

11:56okay, to spend together, with spa and shopping and favourite restaurant, and then in walks

12:02the not-so-dead ex, and she overhears all this, and all of a sudden, I'm in a police car

12:06and I end up here.

12:08Right.

12:09I see.

12:10Well, I mean, let's drop this charade and let me go.

12:13These are serious allegations, Carla.

12:15But she's made them all up.

12:17I've seen the paperwork, they're pretty detailed.

12:20Now, would you say Becky's a financial expert?

12:22Well, I don't know, don't I?

12:23She faked her own death.

12:24She's probably capable of everything.

12:29You got a minute?

12:30Yeah, sure.

12:33Erm, do you want a tea or a coffee or anything like that?

12:36No, I want to get out of here.

12:47How was the football camp?

12:53What's it to you?

12:56Has your dad said anything?

12:59Look, Jack, I know things are difficult, but I still really care about you.

13:05Hang on, after you're not at school, are you skiving?

13:07I saw Hope earlier.

13:10I think they've got, like, an in-set date.

13:12Please leave me alone, okay?

13:13I don't care about you and I don't want to talk to you.

13:15Hey, I know you're having a tough time, but we both know that Abby loves you, and I'm

13:28not sure what you just said is helping either of you, eh?

13:31Right about.

13:35He asked me to pop in, said he might have a job for us.

13:37I'm afraid not, but we'll be back soon.

13:42I'm so sorry.

13:44Issues with the tram, slight delay, but inconvenient nonetheless.

13:48Oh, Ed said that you may have a job for him.

13:50Oh, yes, yes.

13:51I'm thinking of starting a small book exchange scheme here in the cafe, and I wonder if you

13:58might construct me a library box.

14:01Oh, you know, Roy, that was a lovely idea, that.

14:03Yeah, I think I can manage that, no problem.

14:06If you could give me an idea as to the price.

14:08Well, actually, I think I've got someone to do the job with a bit of upcycling.

14:12Well, obviously, I'll pay you for your labour.

14:15Do you know what, Roy?

14:15See, it is my contribution to an excellent community idea.

14:22Look, Kit, I know we should probably be careful what we're saying here, but I reckon

14:26Costello could have helped Becky set this whole thing up.

14:28You know, I don't trust either of them.

14:30You can go.

14:31What?

14:32We're done.

14:33What about the allegations?

14:34I thought you made plans with Lisa.

14:36I want to know why one minute you're ready to give me the third degree, and the next minute

14:40it's all disappeared in a puff of smoke.

14:41Carla, just go and have a nice time.

14:44It was Becky, wasn't it?

14:45I can't say.

14:47I can't say.

14:49I tell you what, she should be the one locked up.

14:58Of course they understand.

15:00You can't let Allie down, not if she's booked something.

15:04Look, no worries.

15:05Maybe another time, eh?

15:06All right, bye.

15:07All right, bye.

15:10Hey, good news.

15:12What?

15:13I've cancelled poker night so we can do something, I thought.

15:16Order pizza, stick something, superhero on cellar.

15:20I'm going out.

15:22Going out where?

15:24Just down the precinct with me mates.

15:26Oh, you never said.

15:28I thought you were playing poker.

15:30You didn't cancel for me, did you?

15:32No, of course not.

15:34Look, you go.

15:35Have a good time.

15:35What will you do?

15:38Well, don't worry about me.

15:40I'll see you later.

15:42Yeah.

15:44Okay.

15:46See you later.

15:53Oh, that is brilliant.

15:56So funny.

15:57This one.

15:58You want to watch yourself, young man?

16:00Eva's spoken for.

16:02And her fella could lay you out with one punch.

16:04Have you been flirting with her?

16:06No.

16:07No, we were just saying how important it is to be diplomatic when you work in hospitality.

16:14Like not staring at a guy with a zit on his nose.

16:19That's proper tickled me, that.

16:21You okay?

16:23Not really, no.

16:24Well, I've just got us drinks.

16:26Do you want to go sit down?

16:31Seriously, are you trying to start a fight?

16:33I'm not the one flirting with the punters.

16:35I wasn't flirting.

16:36I was just being my normal, nice self, trying to do my job.

16:39Did I miss him?

16:40No.

16:40Why would I be flirting with it when I knew you were walking through the door any second?

16:49It's not that.

16:51And what is it?

16:54I saw Jack in the cafe earlier.

16:57He hates me so much.

16:58No, he doesn't.

16:59I could see it in his eyes.

17:01He's...

17:01And he's right, you know.

17:03I messed up his life.

17:05His dad's life.

17:07It wasn't just you.

17:07We both did.

17:10Well, yeah.

17:11But I still feel bad about it.

17:15Why don't we do something this afternoon?

17:17Everything's on track at the hotel.

17:19Maybe me and you can get back to having some fun again.

17:22I'm not feeling it.

17:23Not after what happened with Alfie yesterday afternoon.

17:26Hey.

17:27You're a good mother, Abby.

17:29I see it every day.

17:30Everyone knows it.

17:32And deep down, Kev does too.

17:33Don't doubt yourself.

17:38Well, thank you both very much.

17:40No worries.

17:41See you later.

17:41See you.

17:42Bye.

17:43It's a brilliant idea, Roy.

17:44Well done.

17:45Well, I can't claim all the credit.

17:47A friend of mine has seen a similar scheme in a cafe near to where she lives.

17:53She?

17:54What, like...

17:55Like a lady friend?

17:58Who is she?

18:00Nobody you know.

18:00I'll just go and store these till Ed has finished the library books.

18:08Did he justify the question?

18:11Yep, I think he did.

18:14I've not finished that.

18:16Back in a sec.

18:16I'll guard it with me life.

18:18She's the one that actually killed a man.

18:20Oh, Tracy.

18:21Oh, yeah.

18:22Hang on, she killed a man?

18:23Yeah, smacked him on the head with a blunt object.

18:25Who was it she killed?

18:27Her boyfriend.

18:27Of course, maybe he deserved it.

18:31Are you serious?

18:32So how come she's not in prison?

18:34Uh, I don't actually know.

18:37Strange thing is, I quite like her.

18:39You would.

18:41What's that supposed to mean?

18:44Well, Ryan, can I ask you a question?

18:47What?

18:48How'd you go about starting a podcast?

18:49You want to, um, you want to start a podcast?

18:53Yeah.

18:53Get her this.

18:54Dog training.

18:55People phone in with questions about the dogs.

18:58Separation anxiety.

18:59Barking.

19:00Pulling on the lead.

19:01And I give them advice about how to make it better.

19:03I could be sponsored by pet food.

19:05You know what, mate?

19:06It's almost a good idea, that.

19:10Uh, orange and another pint, please.

19:11Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit chippy earlier.

19:18Oh, don't be daft.

19:19I've had worse.

19:22Hey, she trying to nip my drink?

19:24Oh, shut up, Tracy.

19:25I ain't going to hear your drink.

19:26I'm not judging.

19:28Addiction is a terrible disease.

19:30It's easy to fall off the wagon.

19:31Are you two friends?

19:33Honestly, I never know.

19:35Oh, she loves me, really.

19:37Right, do me a favour.

19:38Just keep your distance, all right?

19:39I like banter as much as you, but not today.

19:43Well, that's you told.

19:48Oh, dear Swain,

19:50I thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere.

19:52Hmm, yeah, I should be.

19:55Look, we all know Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing,

19:58and I don't believe you have enough evidence to warrant holding her,

20:00so I think...

20:00She's been released.

20:03Right.

20:04So where is she, then?

20:06Oh, we thought she was with you.

20:07She was pretty mad when she left.

20:09Threatening to sort out your ex.

20:11Which would be a shame,

20:12as a complaint came from an ex-client of Underworld,

20:15Eli Merton.

20:17Apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment.

20:21Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him,

20:23and this is his way of getting back at her.

20:26And does she know this?

20:28I'm afraid not.

20:29Don't stir it.

20:33I don't think that bear need my help.

20:36I just don't want to miss it if they kick off.

20:39His name was Morgan.

20:41Jack Russell.

20:42Half-blind.

20:43Thirteen years old.

20:44Limping on three paws,

20:45and still attacked every dog he saw.

20:47Dog-on-dog reactivity.

20:48Some dogs are just busted for a fight.

20:50Most often.

20:51They don't be properly socialised.

20:52You know what?

20:53You could be really good at this, you know.

20:55I know we've had a rough time lately,

20:57but let's not forget how exciting it was before.

21:01I should stop beating myself up.

21:03Problem is, I'm dead good at it.

21:05You deserve to be happy.

21:07We both do.

21:08I know what I said yesterday,

21:11but I will never give up on Alfie.

21:15Oh, that's a shame.

21:17He'd be so much better off without you.

21:19What did you just say?

21:20Nothing.

21:23Why are you even listening to our conversation?

21:26Get a life.

21:27Wind your neck in, Tracy.

21:29Look, I just think that your boyfriend

21:31is getting bored of you,

21:33banging on about what a tragic life you've got,

21:35when the truth is you brought it all on yourself.

21:38Don't let her wind you up.

21:39No, I'm fine.

21:40You've got to feel sorry for Kevin.

21:42He is a really good dad.

21:44Quite frankly, he's the best parent that lad's got.

21:48Hey, since she's shacked up with her brother,

21:50poor lad don't stand a chance.

21:54I'll be here.

22:08You bitch!

22:21Pipe down, Tracy!

22:22Are you just going to stand there, catching flies?

22:25No.

22:25She was winding me up.

22:27What are you telling me?

22:28Not my monkey.

22:29Not my circus.

22:30Abby, out.

22:35I'm going to finish me pint.

22:36I'll catch you all with you later.

22:38And you, Tracy.

22:38You're bad.

22:39What have I done?

22:41You heard her on your bikes.

22:43Typical.

22:44Leave it to the fella to sort it out.

22:46She should be on a leash.

22:49I think that was a clever continuation of a bitch remark.

22:51Thanks for clearing her up to.

22:54Well, that's half the punter's cleared out in one fell swoop.

22:59I may as well take me break.

23:01What?

23:02You're a joke!

23:04Do you know that?

23:05You can get a job, get a fella,

23:07walk around as if you're almost normal,

23:09but scratch the surface and you're still the same.

23:12Selfish druggie that...

23:14No, of course not.

23:26It was a made-up report.

23:28Sarah, can I call you back?

23:31OK, love.

23:32Bye, bye.

23:33Got your message?

23:35Yeah.

23:36I know it was you.

23:38I'm going to need a bit more info than that.

23:40This little made-up fraud charge you did.

23:42You really think that's how you're going to get Lisa back to you

23:46by these childish games?

23:48No idea what you're on about.

23:49Oh, you are such a conniver!

23:51You love me!

23:52Stop!

23:53What?

23:53I'm going to get a niche.

23:54It might as well be worth it.

23:55Oh, do you want to hit me?

23:56It was Eli!

24:00What?

24:01Costello just confirmed it.

24:06Eli?

24:07Yeah?

24:09You couldn't have been.

24:09And last time we spoke, we were absolutely fine.

24:13I gave him 40% off and...

24:15Oh.

24:18What?

24:20I kind of had lunch with an old mate of his the other day and...

24:25And?

24:27I kind of slagged him off a bit.

24:29A bit?

24:30Well, a bit of a lot, but not enough to make him go this mental.

24:33I mean...

24:33Mystery solved, then.

24:34I'll leave you to it.

24:38Looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out.

24:45I hardly touched it.

24:46Yeah.

24:47Just like you never slagged off, Eli.

24:48Yeah.

24:48What are you still doing here, Tracy?

25:00Did you get a kick watching someone fall apart?

25:03If there's an out on the telly.

25:05Yeah?

25:05You're blowing to me, lad.

25:12You're blowing to me, lad.

25:13It's a black hole.

25:14Easy to do.

25:15Is it really?

25:16Yeah, yeah.

25:16Face tells a different story.

25:18Right, let's have a look.

25:19Do you know what?

25:20Not great, but not bad.

25:21You'll improve.

25:22I was talking about you, lad.

25:23Hey, if you're serious about doing this half-marathon, this won't be a one-off.

25:28Oh, right.

25:28Well, I hope not.

25:29I'll tell you what.

25:30Let me see you.

25:30Quick selfie.

25:31Because that way, if I post about it, I won't pull out.

25:33Look at that.

25:35Two handsome men, eh?

25:37There you go.

25:38Take another one.

25:38Work the angles.

25:39Gorgeous.

25:40There you go.

25:41Champion.

25:42None of this is any fun if you actually get upset.

25:47Yeah.

25:50It's got some chuddy in it, but other than that, it's quite clean.

25:54Classy.

25:55I think we left classy behind, don't you, when you lamped me in the pub?

25:59Well, it's been one of them weeks.

26:01I'm a good listener.

26:04You're a terrible listener.

26:06Oh, yeah, I am, aren't I?

26:07Who am I thinking of?

26:10All right, well, let's see.

26:13Kevin hates me, thinks I'm an unfit mother.

26:16Jack hates me and all, so that's an extra little bonus.

26:19I'm out of a job.

26:20Carl clearly thinks I'm mad, and I'm starting to believe.

26:23I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

26:25Hmm.

26:26Well, I think you're going to have to look on the bright side.

26:32What bright side?

26:33At least you're not fizz.

26:35That's well tight.

26:36Or Toya.

26:37Oh, can you imagine being Toya?

26:40With her placards and her floral blouses and vegetarian options.

26:45Hey, you're not like any of the boring wives around here.

26:50At least you've got something about you.

26:53Well, the abbey I used to be friends with did.

26:55That is a beautiful bit of craftsmanship, that is.

27:04Are you handy, Brian?

27:06Only in so much as, um, I live around the corner.

27:09Right, you might have refused payment, but you're getting a free lunch.

27:12No arguments.

27:14Oh, well, no, aren't you, then?

27:16I'll put them in.

27:18What do I get?

27:19A free brew.

27:20I mean, it's a sliding scale.

27:21How about if I alphabetisise them?

27:24A biscuit?

27:25Oh, fair dues.

27:27Right, what do you fancy?

27:28Oh, um, I'll just have a tuna salad.

27:31I'm trying to be good.

27:32Ooh, shall we throw caution into the wind and add a baked potato?

27:35Oh, go on, then, go crazy.

27:37So, was this your idea, then, girls?

27:40No, not us.

27:42A mysterious lady friend of Roy's.

27:45Lady friend?

27:46Yeah, we were all lady friend when Roy mentioned it earlier.

27:50Roy mentioned about, um, writing to some lad in prison, and his mother got in contact to say how much she appreciated it.

27:58Might be her.

28:00All done, Roy.

28:01Oh, thank you.

28:03It's very kind.

28:05I'm surprised that you're giving your books away.

28:07Well, Hayley was a big fan of the whodunits, and I've read them all over the years when I've been unable to sleep.

28:15I realise that since I know the identity of the perpetrators, there's little point in holding on to them.

28:21Hmm, makes sense.

28:23I'm, er, alphabeticising.

28:25And sorting according to the genre, I suppose, yeah.

28:29Why didn't you mention this lady friend to me?

28:41I'm here for the gossip, mate.

28:42Oh, look, look, look, look, the back, the back.

28:49I thought you said Eva had parked him.

28:50She did.

28:51It was very dramatic.

28:53Fingers crossed for the second round.

28:54I can't believe we missed the first round.

28:56Do you know what it's like?

28:57It's like a pound shot.

28:58Colleen Rooney versus Rebecca Vardy.

29:02Are you sure this is a good idea?

29:04Do you think you're going to get any sympathy at home with that gorilla Carl?

29:09And if I'm the poor sap who showed you you're going to cry on, I need a drink.

29:14I asked you two to leave.

29:16Abby really needs to talk.

29:18She's going through something right now.

29:19All right, Tracey.

29:20Tell the world why don't you?

29:22Eva, have you never heard of female solidarity?

29:25I have got this.

29:27We're supposed to be charming the locals, not slinging them out.

29:30What would you like, ladies?

29:32Oh, thank you, Maggie.

29:34You're a real breath of fresh air.

29:36Oh, do you know what?

29:37I'm going on my break.

29:39Sorry about that.

29:41She's not a people person.

29:44I'll bring your drinks over.

29:46Great.

29:46Red wine and...

29:47Alaban orange.

29:48Thanks.

29:49Thanks.

29:50Go on.

29:50Well, that was a bit of a letdown, wasn't it?

29:55Well, we already had Carla carted off by the police.

29:58What more action do you need?

29:59I need all I can get these days.

30:01Carla said it was a made-up report.

30:03I don't know what's going on with her these days.

30:05She hardly comes into work at all.

30:06Yeah, and when she does, she can't make a decision.

30:08Honestly, you'd be glad you're in packing.

30:10People think it's dead simple.

30:11But there's seven different types of sticky tape for a start.

30:14It's a minefield.

30:14What if he does try and go through with it?

30:20Do you seriously think that social services are going to give custody of Alfie to Kevin?

30:25From what I've heard, he's turned number 13 into some sort of poker den.

30:30What's Alfie going to do?

30:31Deal out the cards wearing a little visor?

30:34Yeah, but with my past, there could be a chance that the courts could side with him.

30:39Oh, pull yourself together.

30:41Alfie isn't even Kevin's kid.

30:43Trust me, all of this is because he's hurting.

30:47That's all.

30:48I hope so.

30:50If I lost Alfie, I really would have nothing left to live for.

30:58What's all this about you doing a half marathon?

31:01Well, it's just something me and James decided on our run today.

31:03Why?

31:04You look very pally in this photo.

31:09Not as pally as you and Pete were yesterday.

31:10Right, so that's what this is about.

31:14It's just a run, Todd.

31:16A dirty weekend.

31:16Get over yourself.

31:18Right, I'm going to go and get dressed.

31:19Hey, all right?

31:27Thanks for coming.

31:29Yeah, well, the highlight of my day so far has been Tracy and Abby's scrapping at the pub.

31:33So, I'm hoping you can beat that.

31:34Sorry I missed it.

31:35Couldn't my day get any worse?

31:37Using humour as a deflection, noted.

31:40You were more fun before you had therapy, you know.

31:43You all right?

31:44Yeah, I need it.

31:44Just a coffee for me, please.

31:46And what's going on over there?

31:49You've put Jack Kerouac's on the road in the travel section.

31:54It's about travel.

31:56It's a novel.

31:59Based on his own travels.

32:02With fictionalised characters.

32:04I thought it'd keep him busy, but it's already more trouble than it's worth.

32:07Hey!

32:08If you two aren't going to play nicely, I'll have to take your toys off you.

32:12Books are not toys, Nina.

32:13I'm just trying to inject a bit of levity into the situation, Roy.

32:17Ah.

32:18Yeah, right.

32:20Unnoted.

32:20So I was convinced it was Becky and me, and she's grabbing it right.

32:27And then Lisa comes in.

32:28Oh.

32:28Sees me, sees her, and then who looks like the look case.

32:32And where's Lisa now?

32:33Well, that's just it.

32:35Becky played the blind.

32:36I mean, she came over all reasonable, and...

32:39Oh, I just thought that Uma Thurman in Kill Bill didn't I, so...

32:42She went off.

32:43Lisa followed her.

32:44Well, to be fair, it wasn't Becky who made the fraud report, which kind of does make you look like the unreasonable one.

32:52She will have had something to do with it.

32:54I'm being gaslit, Ryan.

32:55Maybe.

32:56What do you mean?

32:57Oh, thanks for the support.

32:59No, right, okay, if it is this Eli, then maybe she's just taking advantage of it.

33:03I mean, she's definitely manipulating you either way.

33:06But, okay, after my acid attack, I was convinced that when people were looking at me, they were looking at me scars, right?

33:13I think then, after a little bit, I realised, you know, maybe they're not looking at me scars.

33:18Maybe that's just because that's what I was focused on.

33:21Maybe they're looking at me for another reason.

33:23Maybe they fancy me.

33:24You can help.

33:25I thought you were among one of those boomer shopping spa day things.

33:30Just a change of plan.

33:32What are you up to?

33:33We could stretch for lunch if you want.

33:34I was going to go into town to get some new trainers.

33:37The soul's come away from this one, but I am skint as per.

33:43Oh, well played.

33:46It's because I'm my favourite child.

33:48Wow.

33:49And some of this.

33:50Lunch would have been cheaper.

33:53Tell Mum I'll see you later.

33:55Well, dear, love you.

33:55Love you.

33:56Unbelievable.

33:59What do you think it's doing to Betsy's head, eh?

34:01All this.

34:03Especially with that mum in her ear all the time.

34:06Sounds to me like you're playing right into Becky's hand.

34:08She just makes me so mad, Ryan.

34:12Honestly, it's just sniffing around Lisa all the time

34:15with that smug, stupid little face

34:16and her face is falling for it.

34:18Lisa loves you.

34:20Carla, Lisa's going to choose you every time.

34:24And where is she then?

34:25I've been looking for you everywhere.

34:45You're transferring your phone, you know.

34:47You're a copper.

34:48Didn't want to make it too easy for you.

34:50Been looking at those photos

34:53from that holiday we had in Istanbul.

34:58Becky, this has got to stop.

35:00What, me loving you?

35:01All of it.

35:02All of it.

35:20Housekeeper's day off.

35:32Have you come to kick off a boat, have we?

35:34No, actually.

35:35I've come to fight a corner.

35:38She's really upset.

35:40She burst into tears after you stormed off.

35:43Now, sit down.

35:44No, I won't, her.

35:48Listen, Kev.

35:50I've known you my whole life

35:52and I know we're not exactly

35:54bezzy mates or out

35:55but you're not a cruel person.

35:58She's told me you're threatening

35:59to take Alfie off her.

36:01I was just trying to

36:02shock her into coming to her senses,

36:06sorting herself out,

36:07gallivanting with Carl,

36:09ignoring calls from the nursery.

36:11What, and you thought

36:11threatening to take a kid away

36:13was the best way to go about it?

36:14Well, someone's got to get through to her.

36:16Probably not that way.

36:17Probably not.

36:19You've seen the state of this place.

36:21I can barely look after myself these days,

36:23let alone a toddler.

36:25I could have easily kicked off

36:27when Carla went for me.

36:28It reported her.

36:29I know.

36:30She always liked that,

36:31firing potshots at random people

36:33flying off the handle.

36:34I think we're being stalked.

36:39You think that's what I'm doing?

36:41Stalking you?

36:42Well, whatever it is,

36:43it's got to stop.

36:44Wait, Becky.

36:49Becky!

36:49I'm sorry about what I said before.

37:07I think the half marathon's

37:09a really good idea.

37:10Yeah?

37:11Even if I'd be training

37:12with a fit PT like James?

37:13They're all fit, aren't they?

37:15Won't get many clients if they weren't.

37:16Well, there's no need to get jealous.

37:18As the, er,

37:19great walrus of love,

37:21Barry White wrote.

37:22I love you just the way you are.

37:23Actually, it was, er,

37:24Billy Joel wrote it.

37:25Er,

37:26Barry White just covered it.

37:27You're right,

37:27little Noah, are you,

37:28aren't you?

37:29Good job.

37:29I love every little lump

37:30and blub, blub, blub.

37:31You get off.

37:32I'm only messing about.

37:35I'll tell you what,

37:35why don't you

37:36do this half marathon with me?

37:38Eh?

37:38We don't want you

37:39getting a spare tyre.

37:39That's a hard, no, er,

37:41it's my idea of hell.

37:42You wanted to go for a run

37:43this afternoon?

37:44Yeah, I'll go for a run.

37:45I just don't want to do it

37:46next to a bunch of people

37:46dressed as cartoon animals.

37:49Anyway, you don't want to go

37:49for a run with me now, do you?

37:50You've just been with James.

37:52Oh, no, no.

37:52I need the practice.

37:54Come on,

37:55put your running gear on.

37:56Yeah?

37:56Let's just look at 5K.

37:58Hmm?

37:59Hey.

38:06You can't stay away

38:07from me today.

38:10I've, er,

38:10been to see Kevin.

38:12Eh?

38:12Er, what's she doing here?

38:14I'm doing Abby a favour.

38:16Well, that's her laugh.

38:17It wasn't long since

38:17you were blackmailing us both.

38:20He didn't mean it

38:21about Alfie.

38:22He only said that

38:23to try and shock you

38:23into taking better care of him.

38:25I am doing me best.

38:26Don't tell me that.

38:28Tell him.

38:28Anyway, he's dropped

38:29the whole idea.

38:31Not that he had any intention

38:33of going through with it

38:33in the first place.

38:35No need to thank me.

38:37Thank you?

38:37I could kiss you.

38:39Er, no, Tar.

38:41I know where you've been.

38:44Bye.

38:45Bye.

38:45This might be the kick

38:51up the backside

38:51that I needed.

38:53Where are you going now?

38:54I'm going to get Alfie.

38:55From now on,

38:56everything's going to be different.

38:58Me, you and him,

38:59we're going to be

38:59a proper little family.

39:01Mmm.

39:01Terrific.

39:11How about a couple

39:11of knock-knock jokes, eh?

39:13Listen, you're fine.

39:15I just feel a bit meh.

39:16Maybe a dirty limerick?

39:18Oh, that brings back memories.

39:20Eh?

39:20My Auntie Janine

39:21had a summer cottage there.

39:23Where?

39:24Limerick.

39:24What were you talking about?

39:29She managed to do

39:30in two seconds

39:31what I failed to do

39:31in half an hour.

39:32Maggie, there's no tonic.

39:34You know where they are?

39:40Blimey, look at the state of you.

39:42What, are you coming for?

39:44A drink or a defibrillator?

39:465K.

39:47Oh, come on, please.

39:48We've just done once

39:49around the red rack.

39:50It's a big wreck.

39:51And so are you,

39:52but I don't go on about it.

39:53Oh, I need a lager.

39:55Two, right?

39:56You've a look of

39:57John Mills

39:57and Ice Cold

39:58and Alex.

40:00I'll tell you what,

40:00will you make that too, please?

40:01And do you want to drink, girls?

40:03Oh, go on,

40:03I'll have a G&T.

40:04I'm feeling fancy.

40:05Oh, yeah, same for me, thanks.

40:06Get a shift

40:07on those tannics, Eva.

40:08I don't like to keep

40:09my customers waiting.

40:12Excuse me.

40:15Oh, so, um,

40:16what is all this in aid of?

40:18Can't fit.

40:20Well, you wouldn't

40:20catch me in a gym.

40:21People have heart attacks

40:23in gyms.

40:24When have you been

40:25near a gym ever?

40:26Exactly.

40:27And I'm strong as an axe.

40:29I need to be with him.

40:31I've just realised

40:32that I can't rely solely

40:33on my sparkling personality

40:34anymore.

40:35He's trying to talk me

40:36into signing up

40:36for a half marathon, really.

40:38Well, I mean,

40:39talk is cheap.

40:40We're both entered.

40:42What?

40:43Yeah.

40:44You know, I signed up online

40:45and the best thing is

40:47we're raising money

40:47for an M&D charity.

40:48Oh.

40:49See him.

40:50Oh, that is so wonderful.

40:52Oh, I could hug you

40:54but I've just washed my hair.

40:55Well, you're always saying

40:56you want to do more for him

40:56after we were so brilliant

40:57with Paul.

40:58So, you know,

40:59two birds,

41:00one stone,

41:00and the best bit is

41:01now you can't get out of it.

41:02Hey.

41:10Hey.

41:10I did text you.

41:11I was going to get cracking

41:12on with some dinner

41:13but there's very little

41:14to work with.

41:15Which is why I picked

41:16something up.

41:17I thought we'd go healthy.

41:20Oh.

41:21Then I decided

41:22that was a terrible idea

41:23so it was dirty burgers

41:24and posh wine.

41:25Hmm.

41:26Result.

41:29Hey.

41:30Hey.

41:30Look,

41:33I, uh,

41:34I thought you'd be mad at me,

41:36you know,

41:36for going after her

41:37but I just don't want

41:38to cause any more trouble

41:39for us, Carla.

41:39I know, I know

41:40that you'd be mad at me

41:41because I went off,

41:42I said,

41:43but I don't know.

41:45I think that's what she wants

41:47to wind me up

41:48and push my buttons.

41:50Yeah, well,

41:50I told her to leave us alone.

41:52Did you?

41:54Yeah.

41:57Very sorry

41:58I let her ruin today for us.

42:00No, you didn't.

42:03You didn't.

42:06Anyway,

42:07you've salvaged it

42:07with dirty burgers

42:08and wine.

42:11I just need to

42:12keep telling myself

42:13that this situation

42:14is not going to be forever.

42:16She's going to be gone soon

42:16and I just need to

42:18keep a lid on this

42:19awful temper of mine.

42:21But I'm telling you,

42:22babe,

42:22it ain't easy.

42:25Come here.

42:25Sir's now demanding

42:42a bubble bath,

42:43so

42:43there might be some time.

42:45No worries.

42:46Yes, mate.

43:06It's Carl.

43:07Well,

43:08that's why I'm calling.

43:10I'm, um,

43:11missing Deutschland.

43:12Yeah,

43:14things haven't really

43:15worked out here.

43:16So,

43:17if you can keep an eye out

43:18for any little flats

43:19somewhere central.

43:22Are you serious?

43:24You still live in the same place?

43:27Mate,

43:28that would really help

43:28till I find somewhere.

43:31No.

43:32No,

43:32um,

43:33it'll just be me

43:34flying solo.

43:36All right,

43:38cheers, mate.

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