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00:00Ahhhh
00:04Bun
00:05Bun
00:06Bun, look at me
00:09Don't wake you, dear
00:10No
00:12Look at me
00:16It feels different
00:19Yeah
00:20Yeah, like
00:21Yeah
00:22Like it's bigger than us now
00:23Yeah
00:24Like it's cosmic
00:27Bun
00:28It feels divine
00:34I love it
00:36I love having a baby
00:40I'm gonna
00:42I fucking love you, bunny
00:51Yeah
00:56Dad
00:58What are we gonna do now?
01:10We're gonna get out there and shake that money tree
01:13That's what we're gonna do
01:18Come on Junior
01:19Oh, last thing
01:22And don't stop me if you've heard this one before
01:24Alright Bun
01:25Alright Ray
01:26What's green and smells of bacon?
01:27That's the end
01:29Kermit's finger
01:33Are you okay? I'll see you later
01:34I'll see you later
01:37Yeah
01:40How you doing my friend?
01:42Tip fucking top
01:44Always
01:46So what are you doing here?
01:47What do you think?
01:49I'm ready to go so I need the list
01:51Listen Bun
01:53When I lost my Hilda
01:55It took a while
01:56I'm fine
01:57Why don't you just take some time?
01:58There is no time
01:59There is no time
02:00I need to get out there
02:01Get warmed up
02:02What for?
02:03One week
02:04To the big one
02:07What the Expo?
02:09There'll be others Bun
02:10Nah
02:14There won't
02:15It's an annual event Bun
02:16It happens every year
02:18Oh
02:21Oh Christ
02:22What happened last night?
02:23You brought shame to the house of eternity enterprises
02:26Yeah I also pissed myself
02:28You alright Bun?
02:30Alright Beedle
02:31We're going down to Bedford for a little drinky booze
02:33I'll come
02:38We've got to hit the road
02:40No school today
02:41You're shaking the money tree
02:42Getting ready for the big one
02:44Right Dad?
02:45Right
02:46Now Geoffrey
02:47If you'd be so very kind
02:48Give me the fucking list
02:49Okay Bunny
02:50You're the boss
02:52No Geoffrey
02:53You're the boss
02:54I just happen to be the only guy in this two bit operation
02:56Who has the faintest fucking idea
02:57How to sell anything
03:02He's not wrong
03:09My gift to you
03:12She lives in New Haven
03:14Ouch
03:15You will find her
03:17The most accommodating customer
03:22You think I've lost it Pooh?
03:25No
03:26Of course not
03:27Of course not mate
03:28I just thought it might help with the grieving process
03:29If I ever need your freebies Poodle
03:31I'll ask for them
03:32At which point you can shoot me in the head
03:34Love you
03:40Love you
03:42Love you too
03:43Now fuck off
03:44What now?
03:54We're gonna release some boobs of their cabbage
03:57What?
03:59We're gonna sell some stuff
04:00What?
04:01What?
04:02What?
04:03What does shaking the money tree actually mean?
04:06That?
04:07What does shaking the money tree actually mean?
04:21It's like this
04:23If you walk up to an oak tree
04:25One of those big solid bastards with roots that grow deep in the soil
04:29You walk up to a tree like that and give it a shake
04:31What happens?
04:32I don't know
04:34Nothing bloody happens does it?
04:37You could stand there shaking it all day long
04:38All that's gonna happen is your arms will get tired, right?
04:41Right?
04:44Yeah
04:45Of course
04:47But if you walk up to a skinny, dry, fucked up little tree
04:50With a withered trunk and a few leaves clinging on for dear life
04:53And you put your hands around it and shake the shit out of it
04:56As we say in the trade
04:57Then those bloody leaves are gonna come flying off, right?
05:00So
05:01The oak tree's the rich bastard
05:02And the skinny tree's the poor soul who hasn't got any money
05:04Are you with me?
05:05Now
05:06That all sounds easier than it is bunny boy
05:07Do you wanna know why?
05:10Okay dad
05:11Because every fucking bastard and his dog
05:12Has got hold of the little tree
05:13And is shaking it for all it's worth
05:15The government
05:16The bloody landlord
05:17The lottery they don't have a chance in hell of winning
05:18All the useless shit they see on TV
05:21The fruit machines
05:22The bookies
05:23Every bastard and his three legged one eyed
05:24Tox ridden dog
05:26Is shaking this little tree for all it's worth
05:28So
05:29You've got to set yourself apart
05:34You've got to have something they think they need
05:37Above all else
05:39What's that?
05:41Hope
05:43The dream
05:45You've got to sell them the dream
05:47Me
05:48Right
05:49Not you
05:50You're the navigator
06:03You're in charge of the map
06:05Making sure we're headed in the right direction
06:07Very important job, you up for it
06:08Yeah
06:10So what do I do now?
06:11You wait in the car
06:15Okay
06:17Alright boys
06:18What I thought
06:20You know it's back number nine boys
06:23Are you gonna need you?
06:24Now, let's see what we have here
06:25Amanda, I've got you down for the Moroccan rose bath oil
06:28Renutri of lifting cream
06:29Plus you wanted the dermo expertise eye solace
06:32And bottle of scotch in a good night's sleep
06:36Yeah, right
06:37We're my kids
06:38You know what I mean?
06:39Now Zoe
06:40I'm very disappointed in you
06:42Zoe's disappointed
06:44You've ordered the geranium and orange bath oil
06:46And the eye solace
06:47But, and it pains me to say this
06:50You've not ordered the lifting cream
06:52The lifting cream
06:53Oh you absolute fiend
06:55Am I in trouble, Mr. Munro
06:57100% plant oils
06:59Natural fragrance
07:00Liquid heaven
07:01Barry White's in a bottle
07:03That's a big bottle, isn't it?
07:05No, no, no, no, no
07:07No, no, no, no
07:08You know what baffles me
07:09Is why a woman as fine as yourself
07:10Fears it justifiable
07:11To deny her body the very thing
07:13It aches for
07:15I'm very, very disappointed in you
07:19buy the bloody cream all right i'll take it marvelous now georgia
07:26i've got you down for the bath or the hair mask the pro-collegiate night cream and
07:34anything else
07:37anything um i know a fucking good scene too
07:47now ladies i am shocked and quite frankly appalled i'm a bona fide professional but then again
07:56they do say that a satisfied customer is a loyal customer so we can't leave you unsatisfied
08:03come and watch telly go out you go go on come on yours uh yeah precious
08:25um do you have any kids mr monroe or yeah i do a boy how old is he
08:43seven ten maybe
08:48i'm afraid ladies that time has crept up on me
08:57oh come on it still hurts
09:04yes
09:06yes
09:08yes
09:10yes
09:12yes
09:14yes
09:16yes
09:18yes
09:20yes
09:28yes
09:31yes
09:32yes
09:34yes
09:37yes
09:39yes
09:41It's time to get the hell out of this town.
10:08It's turned, it's gone sour.
10:14Me too.
10:18Yeah, why the fuck not?
10:21Okay, great.
10:25Where are we gonna go?
10:27Where do you wanna go?
10:29Mummy always said she liked to live in the countryside one day, on a farm.
10:34I think I'd like that too.
10:36Okie dokie, farm it is.
10:37Yeah.
10:39Cool.
10:40Can we have animals?
10:41It'd be a pretty crap farm with no animals, wouldn't it?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Pretty crap, alright.
10:47Can we have chickens?
10:48Course we can.
10:49And cows?
10:50Lots of them.
10:52Herds?
10:53Them too.
10:54And a great big horny bull.
10:57And an alligator.
10:59But...
11:00Fuck it.
11:01Two big bastard alligators.
11:02But we don't get alligators on a farm.
11:05Well, you do on our farm, mate.
11:07Eh?
11:08Okay.
11:09Alright.
11:10Come on then, navigator.
11:12Alright, come on then, navigator.
11:13Oh yeah, look at that.
11:14Look at that.
11:15Look at that.
11:16Oh yeah, look at that.
11:17Look at that.
11:18Look at that.
11:19You alright, mate?
11:20He's only having a go, you kiddo.
11:22Hold it, hold it, hold it.
11:23Hold it.
11:24It's a good thing.
11:26Look at that.
11:27Look at that.
11:28Look at that.
11:29You alright, mate?
11:30He's only having a go, you kiddo?
11:32Hold it, hold it, hold it.
11:34Hold it.
11:35Hold it, hold it.
11:36Good..
11:37Tingo!
11:50Um, Charlotte, Parnavar, Shoreham.
11:57Have you been there before?
11:58Nope, but I know we're going to have some fun.
12:02Are we?
12:06Yeah.
12:09Shoreham.
12:10Shoreham, it's right there.
12:14Ow.
12:17What is wrong with you?
12:18I told you.
12:19It's my eye.
12:20It's...
12:21A new cream.
12:25Mummy used to get it from a chemist, but...
12:30Alright, here's what we'll do.
12:37I'll drop you at a chemist, and while I go and take care of the lovely Charlotte, Parnavar,
12:41you can get your cream, alright?
12:43On my own?
12:45Yeah, I'll be quick.
12:47Yeah?
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:50Suburban girls.
12:51They're all the same.
12:53Trapped in their immaculate little identikit houses.
12:56They contact the office asking for a free demonstration of this cream, that barm.
13:00Whatever.
13:00Not what they really want.
13:01Not what they're secretly praying for.
13:04What's that?
13:04A real man to smash through their doors and tear their fucking lights apart for half an hour.
13:10That's you, right, Dad?
13:11That's absolutely right, Bunny, my boy.
13:13There's a chemist down on the high street.
13:26You go and get your cream.
13:28Okay.
13:28Listen, I won't be long.
13:34So, you go and get your cream, then come back and wait for me here on those steps.
13:40Good.
13:47Don't talk to strangers!
13:48Don't talk to strangers!
14:18Don't talk to strangers!
14:20Don't talk to strangers!
14:21Brida Kahlo.
14:24Beautiful.
14:25Isn't she?
14:30You okay?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Just not quite feeling myself today.
14:37Anyway, let's get back to business, shall we?
14:39This replenishing cream is just heaven for the tootsies.
14:43Miss, may I call you Charlotte?
14:45Sure.
14:45Well, you can call me a bunny.
14:49Bunny?
14:55You are joking, right?
14:59Oh, I'm deadly serious.
15:02And you know what they say about bunnies.
15:05What do they say?
15:06Well, you know, that they...
15:10I don't know what they say.
15:15Does this routine actually work on the ladies, Bunny?
15:23Yeah.
15:27Did you just wink at me?
15:29Maybe.
15:31Oh, you are beyond belief.
15:32So they tell me. Now, this rub will make you feel...
15:35Where did you crawl from, Bunny?
15:37The tar pits.
15:38Like the princess you've always deserved to be.
15:40You're a dodo.
15:42You should have a sign hanging around your neck saying extinct.
15:44Hey.
15:45I don't know what you think is going on here, but...
15:49I'm just trying to do my job, okay?
15:51Trying to make a living.
15:52Trying to provide for my son.
15:54Your son?
15:56You've got a son?
15:57Yeah.
15:58Where is he?
16:00He...
16:02He's waiting for me.
16:05Lucky boy.
16:14I'm sorry, Mr. Monroe.
16:15I've gone too far.
16:19I think I've wounded you.
16:20No.
16:22You haven't.
16:24It's alright.
16:26I just need to use your bathroom.
16:28What?
16:29Yeah.
16:31Been on the road all day.
16:33Need to go so much I can taste it.
16:35Oh, you're a class act.
16:36It's down the hall.
16:37Oh, you're a class act.
16:38It's down the hall.
16:39It's down the hall.
16:40It's down the hall.
16:41Oh, it's down the hall.
16:43Come on, look.
16:44I can see.
16:45Oh, you can see.
16:46You can have one of those.
16:47Oh, that stupid one up.
16:49Oh, god.
16:52You know what I can do?
16:53You can have one of those.
16:55Stupid one up.
16:56What the hell do?
16:57It's down the hall.
16:58Help me.
16:59What the hell do you have?
17:01He couldn't have one of those.
17:03Oh, man.
17:04I can't do it.
17:05Oh, stupid one of those.
17:07Oh, man.
17:08Come on, come on, come on.
17:10Yeah, and you can't hear.
17:12Oh!
17:15And on your fucking magazine.
17:21Come on.
17:24Oh, what a piss.
17:33There's a coupé.
17:35Naughty, naughty.
17:38Can I help?
17:46Yes, please.
17:48I need some eye cream.
17:50Corum...
17:52Corum Penicol?
17:54Yes.
18:02That's $3.98, then, please.
18:06Can I stay in here for a little bit?
18:16Okay.
18:17You okay?
18:27I think so.
18:29My mum usually does it.
18:31Right, and where's your mum?
18:33She's dead.
18:37I'm sorry.
18:41It's okay.
18:43She must have wanted to die.
18:45That's why it's not so sad.
18:49So...
18:51Who's looking after you?
18:53My dad.
18:55We're on the road.
18:57Shaking the money tree.
18:59That means selling.
19:01And...
19:03And where is he now, your dad?
19:05I don't know.
19:07Am I?
19:13I don't know.
19:15I don't know.
19:17I don't know.
19:18In love.
19:48Right, do you want to buy any of this shit or not?
20:01I detect a note of hostility?
20:03Yeah, well, us dodos get like that sometimes.
20:06What are you going to do about it?
20:08I'm going to ask you to get the fuck out of my house.
20:10I'm leaving.
20:11But just so you know, I just pissed all over your bathroom.
20:15What?
20:15All over the walls, the carpet, your woman's magazine.
20:18You what?
20:19With your fucking toothbrush.
20:21Ah!
20:22Just, what?
20:23You just...
20:24Ah!
20:29And you can take this and shove your ass.
20:35Fuck!
20:36You can't get more of this.
21:04You can't get worse.
21:07Oh, shit.
21:12Thank you, man, thank you.
21:14Don't go home.
21:16Oh, see.
21:17You're in the hall.
21:20Ah, where did you?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Oh, everything.
21:22Oh, yes.
21:23Really.
21:24Sure.
21:25You should...
21:25What?
21:26Come on.
21:26Nice.
21:26I'll smash you.
21:27Come on.
21:28I'll smash you.
21:29Come on.
21:30I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
22:00I almost forgot your face.
22:11Sweetheart, I think you ought to go to your nan's.
22:16Yeah?
22:18She doesn't want me.
22:20She doesn't want to help your dad.
22:23If you asked her.
22:26But me and dad are gonna get a farm.
22:29Oh yeah, with the crocodiles.
22:38I just think maybe your dad's not brilliant at looking after anyone who isn't your dad.
22:48Guess he's not much good at that either.
22:54Junior!
22:55Junior!
22:57Well, he didn't hang himself from the curtains, did he?
23:00No, I didn't hang him.
23:01You alright?
23:03Question.
23:04Who's the coolest fucking dad in the world?
23:06You alright?
23:14Question.
23:16Who's the coolest fucking dad in the world?
23:32Woah.
23:34It's amazing.
23:37Wait till we get up to the room, buddy boy. You're gonna love it.
23:39I'm gonna show you the weirdest thing in the world.
23:42What?
23:43I'm talking completely wacko jacko.
23:45What?
23:46No, I mean seriously, like off the planet, Janet.
23:48What?
23:49The tiniest fucking soap you've ever seen in your entire life.
23:56Can I help you?
23:57Certainly you can.
24:00Nicest room you've got.
24:01Where did you get that?
24:03Where did I get?
24:04Buddy boy.
24:05You're aware you're talking to the primo, creme de la creme, number one salesman in the hole of Brighton, right?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Course.
24:12I could sell a bicycle to a barracuda.
24:15Our Elizabeth room, sir.
24:17Elizabeth?
24:21I could sell two bicycles to a barracuda.
24:23I'm telling ya.
24:25Mate, I could sell the whole bloody bike shed.
24:28Come on, you bald prick.
24:29Give me some good news.
24:30We've had a complaint.
24:31Woman called and said she had some money missing.
24:34Now, obviously, I told her that we at Eternity Enterprises are not in the habit of employing thieves.
24:43But she's threatening to ring the police bun.
24:47And also, your dad's carer call.
24:50You're right about the soaps, dad.
24:53They're so tiny.
24:55Can you teach me?
25:12How to be a salesman like you.
25:17I'm not a very good navigator.
25:20And I don't like being left on my own.
25:30Yeah?
25:34Okay.
25:35Really?
25:37Teach you everything I know.
25:42What are you doing?
25:43Checking the money tree.
25:44Give me the flippin' money!
25:47Hey!
26:13Uh, Guam.
26:15Into bed.
26:17Gotcha!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Here we go.
26:20What about our tables?
26:21Oh, yeah.
26:22At least there are still all.
26:23They actually don't have good things in.
26:24inate a substitute.
26:25Okay.
26:26Let's go a little room beyond the room.
26:27I don't have to wait.
26:28What are you doing?
26:29Yes!
26:30Good mate!
26:31I was followed by drawing the guy.
26:32Look at me, bunny.
27:02That's all you had to do, bunny.
27:32Stop looking everywhere else.
27:37We have it all.
27:41I want to do.
27:43So why didn't you take it, you dope?
27:50I don't know.
27:55Yes, you do.
27:59Oh, my God.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:23Oh, my God.
28:28Oh, my God.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:41Oh, my God.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:54Oh, my God.
28:56Oh, my God.
28:58Oh, my God.
29:03Oh, my God.
29:07Oh, my God.
30:19A bit late for a south call, isn't it?
30:21It's, um, never too late to experience the wonder of this hyperallergenic, uh, rejuvenating.
30:34Your mate told you where I lived, didn't he?
30:39And what did he say about me?
30:43He said you were a most accommodating customer.
30:48Oh, did he now?
30:48Most obliging, he said.
30:53Generous, even.
30:55Tell me more about the cream.
30:56Well, Pamela, this rich, hydrating, age-targeting lotion.
31:16Are you all right?
31:32It's been a hard day.
31:34Do you like pussy, Bonnie?
31:43I love it.
31:45How much do you love it?
31:48I love it beyond all things.
31:49I love it more than life itself.
31:55Do you love my pussy?
31:57Yeah.
32:00I do.
32:02I love it beyond all reason.
32:04I mean, I love it beyond all the cows come, Moe.
32:12Come and get it.
32:19What's your name?
32:21Penny charade.
32:23What's yours?
32:24Bunny.
32:26Bunny?
32:28Bunny Monroe.
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