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00:00¿Ready, bro?
00:02Sí, man.
00:02Estoy lleno, y estoy lleno.
00:04All right.
00:05Okay, man, I just got to give Cousin Leon
00:06the lowdown before we fly out.
00:08I can't believe you're going to let Cousin Leon
00:10stay here by himself while we're at the casino.
00:12You're max betting with your store, bro.
00:14No, man, he'll be fine.
00:15Cousin Leon, get in here.
00:16What do you need, boss?
00:18All right, man, we're heading out
00:18for some Cousin Bro time.
00:20Oh, we haven't been to the casino in forever.
00:23Yeah, last time I was there,
00:24I won 600 bucks playing blackjack
00:26and I shit my pants.
00:28Now that is dedication.
00:30I can't wait to win
00:31and then I can't wait to shit.
00:33All right.
00:35So we're back tomorrow.
00:37You're in charge.
00:39You got it, whatever you need.
00:40All right, man, so when you lock up,
00:42kill the lates, but more importantly,
00:44put the IE in the IE.
00:46The what in the what?
00:47Put the IE in the IE.
00:51Sagan.
00:51Guy, put the IE into the IE.
00:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:56Put the IE in the IE.
00:59Gotcha, very important.
01:00All right, easy peasy.
01:02Measy.
01:05Hey, where can I find the IE?
01:08Uh, over there?
01:11Yes, I can love you, baby.
01:16All night long.
01:19All right, before we get in there
01:21and go all in, remember,
01:22time out your bathroom breaks
01:24at the BLT machines.
01:25You think I don't know that, bro?
01:26You get up to pay
01:27to cook them soups in
01:28and steals your jackpot.
01:29Yeah, we can't have that.
01:31You know, I heard, uh,
01:33some people wear diapers
01:34so they don't, uh,
01:35lose their machines.
01:36What?
01:37Diapers are for babies, man.
01:38Yeah, man.
01:39Not for grown dudes like us.
01:41That's weird, right?
01:42Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking
01:43when you said it.
01:44It's weird.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Makes me so mad.
01:47Just thinking about it.
01:48What could you imagine, though?
01:51No way, man.
01:52If I wore a diaper,
01:53I wouldn't tell anybody about it.
01:55No matter how comfortable they are.
01:59All right, time to lock in.
02:01Best bros forever.
02:02Best cousin, bro.
02:03Yeah.
02:13Hey, how'd you sleep?
02:15Pretty good.
02:15You?
02:16Not bad.
02:17How's your day looking?
02:18Big day.
02:19I have to record two more videos,
02:20then I have to do a live Q&A
02:22for some of my fans,
02:23and then I have to edit and upload.
02:25Oh, I hear that.
02:26I got a pretty big day, too.
02:28Oh, yeah?
02:28Yeah, you know,
02:29big, big day of fucking with lips.
02:31What lips do?
02:32What do you mean?
02:33It's lips.
02:34I always fuck with lips.
02:35Oh, okay.
02:36Well, I didn't know that.
02:38Yeah, Sophie and Tavis
02:39are coming over later for a meeting,
02:41and we gotta pick up some supplies,
02:43lots of planning, you know.
02:45Okay.
02:45Well, good luck with that, I guess.
02:48Yeah, you too.
02:49Work, am I right?
02:51Yeah.
02:52Another case of the Mondays.
02:56It's Thursday.
03:00Thanks again.
03:00And did we have what you were looking for?
03:03Yeah, man.
03:03That's my guy.
03:04It's me, huh?
03:18Can I, uh, help you?
03:19What?
03:20You're too good for me now.
03:21You again?
03:22Yeah, it's me again.
03:23The real you.
03:25That guy's gone.
03:27Then why am I here?
03:27Let's destroy this place.
03:33For all times.
03:34That's a bad idea.
03:35You are done with him.
03:37My good side!
03:39Think about Deed.
03:41He trusted you when nobody else would.
03:42He never trusted you.
03:43He's just his lap dog.
03:45I am dog.
03:45Then why is there a bowl of water on the ground?
03:47That's, uh, Deans.
03:49I don't ask questions.
03:51He's not your friend, bro.
03:52Don't listen to him!
03:54So he trusted you.
03:55But now it's time to prove him wrong.
03:57What did you have in mind?
03:58Let's put this dump out of business.
04:00Get around a hose in here and flood the place.
04:01No.
04:02Too easy.
04:03We could cover everything on honey and let some bears in.
04:05No!
04:06That's too hard.
04:07Wait, that's actually a good idea.
04:08No!
04:09I'm the good conscience.
04:11It's a bad idea.
04:13Because it just is.
04:17Come on, do it!
04:19Shit!
04:20It's my bad conscience.
04:22Get out of here!
04:23Whatever you say, governor.
04:26Oh.
04:27What are you looking at, wanker?
04:29Come on, Leon.
04:30You make a great team.
04:31Like Siegfried and Roy.
04:33Ignore him.
04:34Roy got attacked by his own tiger.
04:36He's the tiger.
04:37Looks like you're having a hard time making a decision.
04:42Why don't I give you a hand?
04:43Man, these machines aren't hitting.
04:55Don't worry, bro.
04:56These machines gotta be broken in.
04:57Just like rubber boots.
04:58You heard it first.
04:59But, you'll be sloshing in the cash.
05:03Fuck's sakes, man!
05:06Bro, man.
05:07You can't put a price on good bro time.
05:10Best bro cousins.
05:11Best bro cousins.
05:12Come on, focus.
05:22On three, on three.
05:23On three.
05:24One, two, three.
05:26Tech survey?
05:32Check.
05:33Found the breaker to kill the lights.
05:35Hey, chickadee?
05:37Do you guys mind?
05:38I'm in the middle of a Q&A.
05:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:40One sec, one sec.
05:41Did you get the supplies?
05:43I got enough glue to stick together every house in Grouse Lane.
05:46Yes.
05:50Are you good, babe?
05:52I can't record with all the noise.
05:54Oh, shit.
05:55That's my bad.
05:55But it's gonna be so worth it.
05:57Fucking with lips?
05:58Totally.
05:59Are you done your little video?
06:01You should come with us.
06:01I really have a lot of work to do.
06:03Come on.
06:04I've seen you at your work.
06:05Come see what I do.
06:07But I have to get this done.
06:09I put out new content every Thursday.
06:11What's the rush?
06:12It's only Monday.
06:19Tell him to back off.
06:20Don't listen to him, Leon.
06:22Just give me time to think.
06:24We don't need to resort to violence.
06:26Right, Leon?
06:27I guess.
06:27Oh.
06:28We don't need to resort to violence.
06:30You scared, you little ween?
06:32Shut up.
06:33I just can't think.
06:34He's right.
06:35It's pointless to fight.
06:37Let's bury the hatchet.
06:38Because of Leon's sake.
06:39Bring it in.
06:42Oh, that's more like...
06:44Yeah!
06:45Yeah!
06:45Not enough yet.
06:48Say uncle!
06:49Uncle!
06:49Uncle!
06:49I thought you'd never leave.
06:59Now we can get some real work done.
07:07Come on.
07:07Wow, wow, wow.
07:20Couldn't help but notice you two from across the room.
07:22Thanks, Ben.
07:23Look like a couple of sweet bros.
07:26Of course we are.
07:27Allow me to introduce myself.
07:29I'm Esquire Esquire.
07:31The first.
07:32Wow.
07:32A name so nice, they gave it to you twice.
07:34No, man.
07:35He's one of those fancy horse jumpers.
07:37I thought you guys were all short.
07:38Nah!
07:38You're thinking of a jockey, bro.
07:40Oh, a jockey.
07:42Like for your nuts.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Does that pay well?
07:46Yes.
07:47Look at you two.
07:49Such playful bro-isms.
07:51So lively and magnetic.
07:53I was drawn to you.
07:55You were?
07:56You see, I spent so much of my time amassing my fortune that I've never had time for a bro of my own.
08:03Fortunately.
08:04I don't want to get into numbers, but let's just say it's thousands of dollars.
08:11Wow.
08:12A real thousandaire.
08:17That's a nice best bro you got there.
08:19Real nice.
08:20Yeah, we're also best cousins.
08:23I have a proposal for you.
08:27I'm listening.
08:34What if I offered $1,500 to hang with your bro for the day?
08:39He's a pretty sweet hang.
08:42Hey, you're not some kind of brovert, are you?
08:44I just want a good hang.
08:46Nothing weird.
08:47And if I have to grease the wheels for that, I have the means.
08:51Well, I'm not some sort of piece of meat that you can sell or buy for a quick hang, man.
08:57Yeah, there's nothing meaty about him.
08:59Except for those sweet cheeks.
09:00And these sweet cheeks only has room for one best friend, and he also happens to be my cousin.
09:07Yeah.
09:07So what's the prank?
09:17It's epic.
09:18This might just be my Michelangelo.
09:20You mean Sistine Chapel?
09:21Nah, babe.
09:22The Ninja Turtle.
09:23He was funny as shit.
09:25I kind of want pizza now.
09:26Okay.
09:27Holy heck.
09:41Everything's glued down.
09:43Everything's glued down.
09:45Cool.
09:50What the?
09:52Who's doing that?
09:53I'm coming out there.
09:58What's on my arse?
09:59Hey, I'll get you, kids.
10:05Here's your dry nachos.
10:07Man, I can't believe that thousandaire tried to give me $1,500 for my bro time.
10:13I feel gross.
10:15Yeah, man.
10:15But you know, there's probably some daily perks of that kind of scratch.
10:19How dare you try to sell out my brodom like that?
10:22Think of all the VLTs we could lose with that kind of money.
10:24I am getting sick of eating dry nachos.
10:26We can get the supreme ones with cheese.
10:28Man, those are for only sultans and kings.
10:31I'm just saying, man.
10:32It's one day.
10:33We can split the cash.
10:35Why are we splitting the cash when I'm doing all the hanging out?
10:38Because you're my bro, and he asked me.
10:40This is free money, bro.
10:41Fine.
10:42All right.
10:43I'll do it.
10:44Where is this brovert anyway?
10:47I'm right here.
10:49Thousandaire.
10:49This is for you.
10:52They made the right choice.
10:56Be gentle with them, please.
10:58I will.
11:01Ani, I'm Dr. Tenderfeather.
11:03Does your significant other prioritize the wrong things?
11:07Waste their potential?
11:08Surround themselves with loafers?
11:11Borrow money because they ran out of child tax?
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11:21In this eight-part series, we'll use the seven sacred teachings to determine if you're dating a loser.
11:28Hey, babe.
11:29What you watching?
11:29What you watching?
11:32Hey.
11:34Uh, what do you want for dinner?
11:36Oh, I can't eat.
11:36I'm working on a big art project.
11:39Uh, the paint might have fumes, so maybe you want to head out for a couple hours so you don't get dizzy.
11:43Art project?
11:44That's great.
11:46Yeah, yeah, no problem.
11:48Hey.
11:49It's great that you're putting your energy towards something other than pranking lips.
11:54Oh, oh, do you think I could borrow a few bucks?
11:56The paints are kind of expensive and I ran out of child tax.
12:00Child tax?
12:00How do you still get child tax in your 20s?
12:04The government gives it to my mom and she gives it to her best girl.
12:07I don't think that's how child tax works.
12:10It is.
12:11Trust me.
12:15Can't wait to see what you come up with.
12:16Yeah, man.
12:17I can't wait to see the look on Lips' face.
12:25All right, what do you want to do first?
12:27The floods or the bears?
12:30I kind of want to fuck with people.
12:32I like it.
12:32Start slow.
12:35Gross Lakers never liked you anyway.
12:37I mean, just one for the day.
12:42Doctors have come back.
12:43Is that all the doctor said?
12:45Yeah, why?
12:46Because you smell like buttholes and wet onions.
12:49I'm never coming here again.
12:54That's right.
12:56These are the same people that BCR'd you.
12:58And for what?
12:59Yeah, right?
13:00The bad checks and some upper deckers.
13:02The health center can't take a joke.
13:04Then why say laughter is the best medicine?
13:06Don't need no halo in heaven.
13:20Just bring a basket full of wings.
13:23We got hot dogs and old champagne.
13:32We got hot dogs and old champagne.
13:35Spanish pot dream on the bar.
13:37What's so funny?
13:44You were laughing at you.
13:48Stop laughing.
13:49Everyone, stop laughing.
13:51Calm your jeet seat, Boston.
13:53But we're laughing at your hams.
13:55Who did this?
13:56Tell me who did this.
13:57Are you all BCR'd?
14:00Lips are sealed, lips.
14:01I ain't no snitch.
14:09Chicky.
14:13I know it's early on in our brohood.
14:18But when you know, you know.
14:21Is that what I think it is?
14:23It's like a best friend's locket
14:30But it beads us together
14:33Forever
14:34It's so beautiful
14:43I'm gonna level with you, bro
14:45I'm looking for a full-time best bro
14:48Esquire
14:49This is all so sudden
14:51It seems that way, but
14:53I'm tired of ordering the bro-sized bucket of chicken
14:56Just so the delivery guy thinks I have a friend
14:58That's no way to live
14:59I have a one-car garage and an inflatable pool
15:02Just waiting to be bro-douted
15:04Do you have lots of pop at your house?
15:06Name-brand pop? All you can drink?
15:08Dean has lots of pop, but there are no name-brands at Yeah Man's
15:11They always leave a funny taste in my mouth
15:13Dean? The same Dean who sold you for 15 hondo?
15:18You're worth at least 200 more
15:19At least?
15:20Yeah, he's probably sitting by himself at some seafood buffet
15:24That's what I'm saying
15:26And I don't want to brag or anything, but uh
15:29I also leased a certified pre-owned Kia Sorento
15:33All-wheel drive?
15:34Is there any other kind?
15:40Listen pal, unless you've got money or a cousin
15:42You've got to get out of here
15:44Come in
15:53Is Chickadee home?
15:56Police business, I'll be quick
15:58Is this about the pants?
16:00Kind of, yeah
16:01Ooh, sorry
16:03I don't know where Chickadee is
16:05What's this about?
16:06Warning ma'am, what I'm about to show you
16:08It's a little disturbing
16:13You think Chickadee did this?
16:14It has her name on it, yeah
16:16You sure that isn't the Chickadee from Sagine?
16:18Very sure
16:19It's like, actually good
16:23The brush strokes are hauntingly beautiful
16:26Beautiful, but evil
16:28This needs to stop
16:29I'm sure Chickadee's sorry
16:31Sorry about the time she stole my cruiser
16:33Made counterfeit lottery tickets
16:35Reverse mood some toilets
16:37Catfishing me into believing I was going to be a backup dancer for Shania Twain
16:40She...
16:41She did all that?
16:43That's just the light stuff
16:44Oh
16:45Oh, hey
16:50So what's with the bags?
16:55I don't think you're ready for a serious relationship
16:58Whatever, this is just a fight
17:00Couple's fight, remember?
17:02No
17:02This is a breakup
17:04You just can't see that you're a brilliant artist
17:08And it hurts to watch you waste your talents
17:11But I can make other paintings of lips
17:15Or other shit
17:16I tried to be cool about all the pranks
17:18But it's just not me
17:20And it's not fair of me to ask you to change
17:26I'm not just into pranks
17:28I got lots of sales going on
17:31Really?
17:36Goodbye, Chickadee
17:37Alright, if we leave now
17:42We can beat traffic
17:43And still catch comedian Chris Kislavskis
17:45Cool
17:46He's Manitoba's 18th most popular comedian
17:48I just gotta call PJ
17:50And make sure they put him down for a nap
17:52Who's that, your dog?
17:54No
17:54Paul Jr.
17:55You know
17:56Lil' PJ
17:58PJ the DJ
17:59Lil' PJ
18:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
18:01You never said anything about having a kid
18:03You never asked me
18:05So say we're bro-ing down
18:07Hard
18:09You're telling me there's a baby just crawling around?
18:12Yeah, but he's a baby bro
18:13Do you really think
18:17That I've amassed literally
18:19Thousands of dollars
18:21By wasting my time with babies?
18:24So you're saying
18:25We can't bro down
18:27Because I have a baby bro?
18:29Bro?
18:30Yeah
18:30That's what I'm saying
18:32Well guess what
18:33We were never really bros
18:36To begin with
18:38Oh
18:40Oh
18:40Oh
18:41You're turning your back on me?
18:44Esquire, Esquire, the first
18:45You'll never find another bro like me
18:47Good luck
18:48What are you all looking at?
18:55I could buy this whole place
18:56For half an hour
18:58If I wanted to
18:59It's a solid machine
19:10We could sell it easily
19:12Dean won't need one when they're out of business
19:14Not so fast
19:16Good Leon
19:17But I wedged you to smithereens
19:20So you thought
19:21But guess what?
19:23Good always wins
19:26Except for most of history
19:28Well there was
19:28No, you're right
19:30Kind of sad really
19:31That's coming from a real prick like me
19:34Deep down
19:35Leon wants to be good
19:38Is that true?
19:39Well if it wasn't
19:40Would it be noogie time?
19:43Get him!
19:45It's noogie time!
19:49Say auntie!
19:51Auntie!
19:51Auntie!
19:52Now put the store back together again
20:00Before Dean gets back
20:01You got it
20:02And for Frank's sakes
20:03Put the I.E. in the I.E.
20:05Like you promised
20:06Maybe true I.E.
20:08Is the friends we made along the way
20:10No, that's stupid
20:11Just put the I.E. in the I.E.
20:18What are you doing back?
20:19Hey Dean
20:20Oh, what's the matter?
20:21I got tired of all that brand name pop
20:23I'm sorry I can only afford
20:25Sprint and Coca-Cola
20:26Look man
20:27We both made that deal
20:29But at the end of the day
20:30You're still my number one bro, man
20:33So
20:34I'm the better bro?
20:37The best
20:38Look what I got you
20:40A medallion
20:42For me?
20:44Yeah
20:44You wear one half
20:45And I'll wear the other
20:47Now
20:50Let's go get some
20:51Nachos
20:52Whoa
20:53With quadruple cheese
20:56The supreme baby
20:57You got any baby wipes?
21:07Hey, you guys are back
21:08I can't believe
21:09Cousin Leon didn't sell everything
21:10Out the back
21:11Yeah, good job bro
21:12He even dusted the
21:13Wait a second
21:16You didn't put the I.E. in the I.E.
21:19I thought I did
21:20Unreal
21:21It's not that hard
21:22I.E. straight into the I.E.
21:24A baby could do it
21:25Man, I'm so mad right now
21:26You had one job
21:27Every time I hear a song
21:33I always wonder who
21:35What grown-ups they're singing about
21:39And all their troubles too
21:41But are they all just make-believe
21:44Just like the grown-up world
21:46For me I'm just in high school
21:49And my mind is in a whirl
21:51Over her
21:53I like her pretty smile
21:57Blot of pearl
21:59Another
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22:15Five
22:15Having
22:17Three
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