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00:00¿Qué es lo que se ha hecho?
00:30y ahora te voy a filmar otra pelota de pilar presentación para otro f***ing house flipping show
00:40¿Qué es un f***ing loser?
00:44¿Quién me?
00:57¿Hello?
01:00Hi.
01:04Hello?
01:15You're too late.
01:16I already solved it.
01:20You scared me.
01:21There's no reason to be scared.
01:23There's always another home right around the corner,
01:25just waiting to be flipped.
01:26Soy Tripp Ingold
01:28Y tú deberías ser Wes
01:30Sí
01:31Mira tú
01:35Sí
01:37Tengo una buena energía sobre ti
01:39Tú parece una verdadera profesional
01:41Oh, sí
01:43Sí, sí
01:43I brought mi transcripción
01:45Y también mi degree en cinematografía
01:48No necesito
01:49Ya llamé a la universidad y vetted
01:51I'm sorry para ser un truco en el proceso de contratación
01:54Pero profesionalismo es muy importante para mí, Wes
01:57¿Cómo te sientes de eso?
02:02¿About qué?
02:05Profesionalismo
02:06I'm for it
02:10I think it's the single most important quality a human being can possess
02:14I think the lack of it is the reason our society has gone off the rails
02:17¿No te acuerdas?
02:19Sí, totalmente
02:21Of course, permission to hug
02:23Okay, coming in anyway
02:24Okay
02:25Okay
02:25I hope you're ready to get going because we are going to make magic
02:29The first scene for the pilot of the greatest house flipping show ever made
02:34Flipped and sold with Tripp Ingold
02:36Okay, are you rolling?
02:39I'm rolling
02:39Okay, that's a problem because I know you're not rolling
02:41I know this camera and when it's rolling the red light is beeping
02:43And it's not beeping right now, Wes
02:44Uh, no, no
02:46You're not rolling, Wes
02:47Look, look, look
02:49I'm rolling, look, the red light is on
02:51Just take a look
02:51You're lying
02:52You're lying to me
02:52I swear, take a look at it
02:54Man
02:54I don't see it
02:59I don't
03:02I got you, I got you
03:06Yeah, I know
03:07You got me
03:08Professionalism, Wes
03:09The single most important quality
03:11Followed closely by
03:12A good sense of humor
03:14Okay
03:15You're all right, Wes
03:18I think this is going to be a good day
03:48You know, you did a really great job filming that intro back there, Wes
03:57Oh, uh, thanks, man
04:00Oh, 100%, total pro
04:01Are you going to tell me how I did?
04:12Um, I thought you were great
04:14Really?
04:15Yeah
04:16That means so much coming from you
04:17I really want to get this right
04:19So many of these house flipping shows
04:21They're just janky, you know
04:23And not just the filmmaking
04:24The flips themselves
04:25They're downright unethical, you know
04:27They ignore the fundamental issues of the homes
04:29The plumbing, the electrical
04:31And they think, what?
04:32Could you slap some 22-cent subway tile on it?
04:35That it's a good flip?
04:36I don't think so
04:36I don't think so
04:38Yeah
04:39Uh, yeah, totally
04:41Yeah, you get it, man
04:42You're so great
04:43So, I think now would be a good time to get some B-roll
04:47You know, I see this as the second part of the pilot
04:49Where some kind of funky music's playing
04:51And I'm explaining to audiences
04:52That we're headed off to a remote section of the woods
04:55We're going to see this dilapidated
04:57Kind of creepy home
04:58Which, spoiler alert
04:59Of course is going to be somebody's dream home
05:01But right now, it's like
05:03Almost looks like a place you get murdered in
05:05So yeah, look around
05:08Get some stuff
05:09Oh, okay
05:09That's just some tools of the trade
05:15I like to carry a shovel to dig into the foundation
05:18Make sure it's solid
05:19Right
05:21In the plastic tarp
05:26You ask a lot of questions
05:30Well
05:32Like you said
05:34I'm a professional
05:35Plastic tarp is for some painting we're going to do
05:41Also, occasionally find some dead vermin underneath the house
05:46And plastic's always good for carrying out bodies
05:48That makes sense
05:53Yeah, totally
05:54Um, yeah
05:57Um, could you remind me
06:03Again, where we're going?
06:05Yeah, it's just, uh
06:06About 20 minutes up ahead here
06:07We're getting there
06:08Right
06:09Um, what's the address?
06:14Why do you need the address?
06:17I'm just, uh, curious
06:19You're a squirmy little bugger
06:23Look at you, you're shaking over there
06:24Yeah, I think I need to go to the bathroom
06:28Oh, well, there's not many rest stops out here
06:30Not much of anything
06:31But, you know
06:31You can just wait until we get to the house
06:33I'm just not
06:34I'm not sure if I can hold it
06:35Well, it's really close
06:36You're fine
06:36Right, it's number one
06:38So maybe, maybe you could pull over real quick
06:41Well, there's no, there's no shoulder on the road
06:43I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you
06:44I know, I just, I just
06:45I really, I really, really gotta go
06:47This came on kind of suddenly
06:48Yeah, man, I don't know
06:50I just, uh, I can't, um
06:52I don't know, can you, can you, I just
06:54Can you pull over, please?
06:55No, I can't do it
06:56Because it's dangerous
06:57How do you, no, please stop
06:59I just really gotta go
07:00How do you open this thing?
07:01Oh, fuck
07:02Fine, you gotta go
07:03You gotta go
07:04Whoa, whoa
07:06Not very professional, Wes
07:09Jesus
07:12All right
07:16So real bummer, Wes
07:28Not only
07:32Is this unprofessional
07:34It's downright anticlimactic
07:38I mean, I spent a lot of time
07:42In that house
07:43It's a
07:45House of horrors
07:47The likes of which we haven't seen since
07:51Climax of
07:52Home Alone 2
07:53Oh, no
07:56Please don't tell me
07:59You're gonna make it this easy
08:00It's okay
08:04It's okay
08:06This is just a little confusing
08:08Is all
08:08I mean, I'm confused
08:11You know
08:11It's all happening
08:14A lot faster than it normally does
08:17I mean
08:20Part of me wants to stretch it out
08:23You know
08:24Like
08:24Put your arm around a little bit
08:27I could chase you some more
08:28But also
08:30Another part of me is like
08:31This feels kind of sad
08:34Please
08:36I just
08:37Yeah
08:43It's sad
08:45I guess
08:51I could do this all over
08:54Clean my calendar tomorrow
08:56Find someone else
08:59A little more professional
09:01Oh my god
09:12Didn't even come close to using you
09:14Sorry, PF
09:16Not your night
09:17Maybe it's me
09:22Maybe I'm getting rusty
09:24It's on to me so quickly
09:26Too many clues in the back seat
09:30Maybe
09:30I wonder if I
09:32Put the tarp
09:34Yeah, just the tarp
09:36In the back
09:37And then save the shovel
09:38The big reveal at the house
09:40Might be a
09:42Yes
09:59Thank god
10:00Step away from the car
10:02Thank god
10:03Thank god
10:04Hands on your head
10:07Yes
10:07You got them more
10:07Yeah, but look
10:08Look what happened
10:09Look
10:10Look
10:11Hands on your head
10:12Yes
10:13We got a male
10:1420s
10:16Unconscious
10:17He's not unconscious
10:18He's dead
10:19It's my sweet lesson
10:20That man killed him
10:22Oh god
10:24He's in the woods
10:25And he's getting away
10:26Get down on the ground
10:27Right now
10:28You don't understand
10:28On the ground
10:28On the ground
10:29Now
10:30Okay, alright
10:31Okay, okay
10:31You guys are great
10:33You're great
10:34And you're very in command
10:35And you're doing a great job
10:37But you're missing one
10:37Very important thing
10:39There is a man
10:40A killer
10:41Who killed my friend
10:43And he is in the woods
10:44Who are you talking about, sir?
10:46I don't know
10:48Okay
10:49I'm sorry
10:50I'm just so stupid
10:51I don't get his name
10:53Tell us what happened
10:55Step by step, sir
10:56Okay
10:58But it's really scary
11:00There was a man
11:04He was a bad man
11:07But he didn't seem like it
11:08He was a little weird
11:10And hyper
11:11But he seemed harmless
11:13And he hired me
11:14And Wes
11:15My filmmaking partner
11:16To film
11:17This pilot
11:19For this really
11:20Interesting
11:22New
11:22House flipping
11:23Type show
11:24You know
11:25And he had
11:26A cool take
11:27It was like
11:28Integrity
11:30And professionalism
11:31And
11:32Sir, please
11:33Get to the point
11:34Yes
11:34I'm sorry
11:36It's so
11:37So are you okay?
11:42I feel like
11:43I'm in a horror movie
11:44Is this real?
11:46Are you even real?
11:46I'm sorry
11:48I'm sorry
11:49He put us in the car
11:52And he drove us
11:52Out into these woods
11:53And there was like
11:55All these weird things
11:58Started happening
11:58Like I looked at the back
11:59And there was a shovel
12:00And there was a plastic tarp
12:02And then
12:03I looked at Wes
12:05And I was like
12:06This is weird, right?
12:07And then
12:07Wes is really smart
12:10And he was like
12:10Sir, I have to go to the bathroom
12:12And these guys were like
12:13No, you can't go to the bathroom
12:14We're almost to the house
12:15And Wes was like
12:15I really have to pee
12:16And he's like
12:17No
12:17And so Wes just
12:18Bolted out of the car
12:19And he ran in that direction
12:21And I ran in that direction
12:22And the guy
12:23He just chased Wes instead
12:25And he killed him
12:26And he
12:27And I feel guilty
12:29That I'm alive
12:30And he's not
12:31But
12:33But then I got
12:35But wait, wait
12:36I'm not finished
12:37Hold on
12:37That's when I got really brave
12:39And I jumped on his back
12:41And I whacked him with a shovel
12:44Like two times
12:44Really hard
12:45And he started wobbling
12:46And he was like
12:46Get up
12:47Okay, okay, okay
12:48Stay down
12:49Stay down
12:50Right
12:51But he was wobbling away
12:53And so I said
12:54I just gotta grab Wes
12:55And put him in the car
12:56And take him to the police
12:57And that's when you showed up
12:58Why didn't you just call us?
13:01Because there's no cell phone
13:03Get her hands out of your pocket
13:04Stop yelling at me
13:06Like I'm the bad guy
13:08I'm the good one here
13:10The bad guy is out in the woods
13:13And you are wasting your time
13:14Here with me
13:14I promise you
13:15I'll stay here
13:16I'll be a little
13:17Well-behaved nugget
13:18So have you used any substances?
13:20No, I haven't used any substances
13:21Please
13:22One of you
13:23I'm begging you
13:23You
13:24Or you
13:25Go in the woods
13:26He could be out there
13:29Please
13:31Go check it out
13:34Thank you
13:36Sir
13:36Thank you
13:37On the ground
13:38And just wait here
13:39Yes, okay
13:40I will
13:40He's wearing a black button-up shirt
13:43And silk black pants
13:44Well, take care of it, sir
13:46Make sure you get the right one
13:48Good at your job
14:14And kind, too
14:15I hope your friend's doing okay out there
14:19This guy is really dangerous
14:22I mean, I think he could be a
14:23An actual serial killer
14:25The poise
14:27The charisma
14:29He's just a real professional
14:32Please be quiet
14:34Sorry
14:34Copy
14:40Is that backup calling in?
14:45Sorry
14:46None of my business
14:48Good thing for backup, though, right?
15:07Did you always know you wanted to be a cop?
15:08That's personal
15:11I'm sorry
15:12I'm just curious about the whole process, you know?
15:16It's such an important job
15:18You've got to be really good at it
15:20So, do they vet you?
15:21Is it like a really long school?
15:24Can anybody become a cop?
15:27You have so many people's lives in your hands
15:29You know, it's like airline pilots, you know?
15:31You're just like
15:31Okay
15:33He's flying us around
15:35I hope he's competent
15:36I know I'm talking a lot
15:54Just two more quick things
15:55First, I'm so sorry I was such a crazy person earlier
15:58I'm together now
15:59And secondly
16:00Thank you
16:02Thank you for showing up
16:04And being so good at your job
16:06There's no one out there
16:07Yeah?
16:09Yeah
16:10But I did find some blood
16:12And some evidence of a scuffle
16:14For sure
16:14So
16:15Let's not lie about that
16:17Not lie?
16:18Wait, you think
16:18You thought I was lying?
16:21We don't know what happened here, sir
16:22Sir, all we know is that
16:23We found you dragging a dead body
16:25In a sheet of plastic
16:27Headed towards your car
16:28It's his car
16:30Not my car
16:32Yeah, okay
16:32But you're the only person out here
16:34And we have a responsibility to go
16:36With only the evidence we have
16:38So
16:39Wes?
16:41Wes!
16:42You're alive!
16:43Easy, easy
16:44Back away, sir
16:45Back away
16:46Sit down
16:47You okay?
16:49You okay?
16:50You're okay, buddy
16:51You're okay
16:51Sir, we need you to be quiet
16:53So that we can ask your friend some questions
16:55Slowly, slowly, slowly
16:56Slowly, slowly
16:56Take it slow
16:57Take it slow
16:57Okay, sir
16:58We got you
16:58We got you
16:59We got you
16:59We got you
17:00Easy breaths
17:01Easy breaths
17:02Okay
17:02Sir, are you okay?
17:08I don't
17:09I don't know
17:10I
17:10I don't
17:11Sir, I'm a police officer
17:13I'm here to help
17:15I can't
17:16I'm sorry
17:17I can't really
17:18See you
17:19Who are you?
17:20I'm a police officer
17:21I'm here to help
17:22You are?
17:24Yeah
17:24You are?
17:25Yeah
17:25You are?
17:26Oh my god
17:27Oh my god
17:28Thank you
17:29Thank you
17:30Where is he?
17:31Where is that horrible man?
17:33Which man?
17:34Which man?
17:34Who are you talking about?
17:35The killer
17:36The killer
17:37He's wearing a black button-up shirt
17:40With some black pants
17:41And he's so fucking evil
17:44He's so evil
17:46He said he was a real estate agent
17:50And he wanted to make a video
17:51For some stupid fucking house show
17:53And then
17:53He chased me into the woods
17:56And then
17:56He tried to kill me with a shovel
17:58Okay, okay
18:01Alright, sir
18:02Oh, wow
18:08That's a lot of blood
18:10Oh, shit
18:16We need to get him to a hospital
18:17Okay, alright
18:18Wait, wait
18:18You're not finished questioning him yet, though
18:20No, no
18:21Get him to the hospital
18:22Take him in
18:23I got him
18:24Here we go
18:25Follow me
18:26Sir, sir
18:27We need you to back away
18:27You're okay
18:28Okay
18:29Okay, come on
18:30Come on
18:31Come on
18:32It's okay
18:32Sir, follow us to the hospital
18:34Okay?
18:35Yes, and then we'll continue the question
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
18:58Are you serious?
19:05Sir
19:05Sir
19:06Sir
19:07What are you doing?
19:08Get back in the car
19:09Follow us directly to the hospital
19:11I have to talk to you about something
19:13Get back in your car
19:16It's gonna be a bit of a car?
19:17It's gonna be a bit uncomfortable
19:18But it's very, very important
19:20I don't know
19:20It's your turn, man
19:21We don't have time for this
19:22Is he kidding me?
19:23No
19:23We have somebody
19:25I know
19:25Get him to the hospital
19:26One thing
19:27Go handle it
19:28I'll go check
19:29Yeah
19:29I have you
19:30Oh, okay
19:30I mean, we gotta get there
19:31Yeah, I know we gotta get there
19:33Come on, man
19:33God damn it
19:34Sir
19:35Thank you so much
19:35What are you doing?
19:36Thank you
19:36You have to follow us to the hospital
19:38Turn around here so we can turn around
19:41No, no, no, no
19:44What I wanted to tell you is that you're incredibly unprofessional
19:56Very unprofessional
20:04You guys should not be letting people like me go
20:11It's so disappointing
20:14You're supposed to protect us
20:16I don't know
20:23Maybe it's me
20:25Maybe I'm just getting old
20:28Is excellence not a thing anymore?
20:34It's like all we're shooting for is just a
20:37B minus
20:39Everybody gets a trophy, you know
20:44Sure, everybody gets a trophy
20:46You get a trophy
20:49You get a trophy
20:51Everybody gets a trophy
20:54Oh, right
20:58Oh, right
20:58Time 42
21:08I'm here
21:12I'm on river street
21:13Reflect
21:14Yes
21:15I'm free from dispatch
21:22I'm here
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