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The Death of Bunny Munro - Season 1 Episode 4 -
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05:59Where the fuck is it?
06:03It should be. It is, I know.
06:06I had a fucking big envelope full of cash right here.
06:12No.
06:17It's gone.
06:18So we just pushed it all this way for nothing?
06:20What? Should we push it back?
06:26Fuck.
06:29It's gone.
06:31It's one.
06:33Fuck.
06:42Fuck.
06:43Fuck.
06:44Fuck.
06:45That's five.
06:51Have you a nice day?
06:52Yeah we are. It's getting a bit of rain now though.
06:55But they say it's time.
06:58Looks like the storm's coming.
07:01Stay safe out of time.
07:03They say the horn killer's moving south.
07:06As I heard, you know, it's scary isn't it?
07:09It is.
07:10Bye now.
07:12What's up mate?
07:13So...
07:14I've got money.
07:15That's good.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Thing is...
07:18I've had a bit of a mad night.
07:19You know how it goes.
07:20And uh...
07:21Well...
07:22I've managed to leave it in the pub.
07:23Nightmare.
07:24Don't know the half of it.
07:25I don't know the half of it.
07:26So...
07:27Anyway...
07:28I'm on my way back to get here.
07:29Only...
07:30Well...
07:31So here's the thing.
07:32I'm going to need you to let me off for now.
07:33Then I'll head to the pub and pick it up and drop it back in as soon as I've got it.
07:38No can do I'm afraid.
07:39No money.
07:40No petrol.
07:41It'll take me about half an hour mate.
07:42No money.
07:43No petrol.
07:44No money.
07:45Yeah.
07:46No petrol.
07:47No money.
07:48No petrol.
07:49Yeah.
07:50I get it.
07:51Thing is...
07:52I really, really need to get back to that pub.
07:54And...
07:55I don't know the half of it.
07:56I don't know the half of it.
07:57So...
07:58Anyway.
07:59I'm on my way back to get here.
08:00Only...
08:01Well...
08:02So here's the thing.
08:03I'm going to need you to let me off for now.
08:05Then I'll head to the pub and drop it back in as soon as I've got it.
08:07To get back to that pub.
08:08Like...
08:09Yesterday.
08:10No money.
08:11No petrol.
08:12Yeah just shut up.
08:13Listen to me you fucking jobs worth cunt.
08:17Listen.
08:18John.
08:19Mate.
08:20I'm having a bit of a time with it.
08:21I've had some carpet munch I'll break my nose.
08:23Something really bad's happened to my best mate.
08:25I keep seeing ghosts everywhere I fucking look.
08:27And I've got a strong feeling that everything's going to finally come apart unless I look after my boy.
08:31Who I've left in the pub.
08:32So please.
08:33Pretty fucking please.
08:35Can you just do me this one tiny little favour?
08:43You're not going to help me are you?
08:44No money.
08:45No petrol.
08:46Do you know.
08:47You've got a real habit of repeating yourself.
08:48John.
08:49My man.
08:50Which I imagine coupled with the name tag and the little company shirt makes you a real fucking turn off.
08:54Huh?
08:55A major league.
08:56Pussy repellent.
08:57I'll get your money.
08:59Take me 10 minutes.
09:01You watch.
09:02Fuck you.
09:03You're a secret garage.
09:04Fuck.
09:05Fuck it.
09:06Fuck it.
09:07Fuck it.
09:08That one sounds like a whole pipe.
09:09Fuck it.
09:10Fuck it.
09:11Fuck it.
09:12It's a fucking wall.
09:17You fucking watch.
09:18What school do you go to?
09:37I don't go to school.
09:39Everybody goes to school.
09:40I don't go to school.
09:41Everybody goes to school.
09:42I don't.
09:43Me and my dad are on the road.
09:46He's teaching me the ropes.
09:51Yeah?
09:52Yeah.
09:53Lucky.
09:54Gary!
10:11Isn't, I think maybe I'm going to have to make a call.
10:16What call?
10:18Who to?
10:19Well, to social services.
10:23Why?
10:24Because I'm not your mum and you need looking after and I can't do it.
10:29Well, maybe they can sort you out with someone who can.
10:32Like who?
10:33Uh, I don't know.
10:36A family.
10:39But he's coming back.
10:43But he hasn't.
10:44But he is coming back.
10:45Okay.
10:46So you don't have to call anyone.
10:47Alright, okay.
10:48Yeah, calm down.
10:54Well, we can't just sit around here all day.
10:56Why not?
10:57Because we have stuff to do.
11:00I can wait outside for him.
11:02No, you can't.
11:05It's okay.
11:07I'm not leaving you here on your own.
11:09Why not?
11:10Because it's a stupid, shitty thing to do.
11:12It is why.
11:13Well, come back.
11:15Get your seatbelt on.
11:17Get your seatbelt on.
11:47Get your seatbelt on.
11:48Get your seatbelt here.
11:49That's cold.
11:50There, there.
11:51Let's go with your seatbelt.
11:52Get your seatbelt on.
11:53Get it out.
11:54Good.
11:56Get what you need.
11:57Is it cold?
11:58Get your seatbelt on.
11:59Get your seatbelt.
12:12And get your seatbelt on.
12:13And get your seatbelt.
12:14Morning. I need a scotch.
12:36Cash or card.
12:38Give me a second.
12:41Ladies, today is your lucky day.
12:44They're horrible.
12:54Sorry to interrupt, but I think you're eating my lunch.
13:01Excuse me?
13:03Well, it's rabbit food, and I'm...
13:09I'm Bunny. Bunny Munro.
13:12Now, ladies, today is your lucky day, because in this case, right here, in this here case,
13:21I have the finest range of beauty products found in the known world, which I'm offering
13:24today, and only today, and only to you, beautiful ladies, half price.
13:30Though I might add that due to a very temporary cash flow issue, I will need the money up front.
13:34Now, who'd like a demonstration?
13:38Shall we?
13:41Stop it.
13:42Yes.
13:43OK.
13:44I'm telling you, this stuff will, will, will, will change your life.
13:49Oh.
13:50Um.
13:51OK.
13:52Well, I can also offer some...
13:56Extras?
14:00No?
14:01Extras, extras.
14:03But I am in a bit of a mad rush, so we'd have to...
14:05Oh, my God.
14:08Well, you're missing out.
14:08This stuff will make you ten years younger.
14:10Twenty years.
14:11Thirty.
14:12You know?
14:12I've got this.
14:13You fucking need it.
14:14Fuck.
14:15For the sake.
14:29Fuck off.
14:34Now, don't think I didn't notice you looking at me.
14:37I don't think so.
14:42Well, today's your lucky day.
14:46I'm offering the finest beauty products, creams, lotions and balms, all at half price.
14:52Half price?
14:53Just for today.
14:54I will, I'm afraid, need the money up front.
15:00That's not a problem at all.
15:03Yeah?
15:05OK.
15:06Right.
15:07I will need a demonstration first, of course.
15:10I'm in a bit of a rush.
15:11And my house is just around the corner.
15:16So this might be your lucky day.
15:21Maybe.
15:26Now slide your heel all the way back.
15:28That's it.
15:30Ow!
15:31You're fine.
15:32Come on, get this out of the way.
15:33We can have some fun after.
15:35Promise?
15:35Well, I'm going to have some fun.
15:37You can sit around moping and doing everyone's heading if you like.
15:40OK.
15:41And now the left.
15:42I thought we were going back to the pub.
15:47I'll call them.
15:48And I'll get them to check outside and everything.
15:51But I promise my brother, so...
15:55There'll be loads of kids there, so it'll be fun.
15:58OK.
15:58So that's a two-and-a-half G.
16:02Right.
16:03So have a look.
16:04The black ones, yeah?
16:05OK.
16:07Oh, no, he's not.
16:10I'm sorry, but he's...
16:12What?
16:13His shoes are tiny.
16:16Yeah, but he's not mine.
16:18OK, so...
16:19Oh, for fuck's sake, yeah.
16:24Oh, fuck's sake, yeah.
16:26OK.
16:28Come on.
16:36OK.
16:42That's better.
16:43Yeah, yeah, I get it.
16:48I know, I know.
16:50Just keep an eye out for him, OK?
16:54I'll try again in a bit.
16:55Cheers, Gary.
16:57Is it still not open?
17:01No, it is.
17:03Just, you know.
17:07I'll try again later.
17:14Sorry.
17:16It's just there was nothing else under ten quid, and I just can't.
17:19They...
17:19They're good.
17:21Yeah?
17:22Yeah.
17:23Great.
17:26Come on, then.
17:27Let's go.
17:38Aw, thank you.
17:39Aw, thank you.
17:44All right?
17:45Oi, oi.
17:46He's a hairy ears.
17:49Come here, little man.
17:52Happy birthday, Uncle Bill.
17:53Thank you, Chris.
17:55Happy birthday.
17:57I didn't get you anything.
17:59Surprise, surprise.
18:01What did you get?
18:02Oh, you know, this one, man.
18:04Come on.
18:07We're looking for clownfish.
18:08Cool.
18:10You won't find any.
18:12It's an anemone fish.
18:14I read about it.
18:16It likes reefs and lagoons in warm waters, so you don't see them in England.
18:22Moonrass have been found in England, though.
18:25They're really cool.
18:27But only off the coast of Cornwall, so you won't see them either.
18:33What's wrong with your eyes?
18:36I need cream, but my dad's got it.
18:38Where's your dad?
18:42He's on his way.
18:49You're coming.
18:50No.
19:03Hello, hello.
19:04Here we are, number 19.
19:26Nice car.
19:28Yes, isn't it?
19:30So is there a Mr. Birch?
19:31Oh, no, not for 20 years.
19:34But we've had so much fun in this car, couldn't bear to part with it.
19:43You'll think me a silly oat trout, Mr. Munro,
19:45but even though he's dead and I'm as blind as a bat,
19:50I still pay to have it cleaned.
19:52Now, what's the point in that?
19:55I have no idea.
19:57No, you don't, do you?
20:00Come on in, Mr. Munro.
20:04How about a nice cup of tea, Mr. Munro?
20:13Uh, not for me, thank you.
20:14I'm a little pressed for time, actually.
20:17As though it's been plucked from your beautiful garden out there,
20:20can you smell the rosehip and cedar?
20:22It's been many years since anyone's done this to me, Mr. Munro.
20:26You've certainly charged an old girl's batteries.
20:30Old?
20:31Why, Mrs. Birch,
20:33your hands are just like a young girl.
20:35Oh, are you silly, ma'am?
20:37Well, they do say that this replenishing hand cream
20:39has almost magical restorative powers.
20:43How does that feel?
20:45They're fine.
20:45So how many bottles shall I put you down for?
21:03Life's getting harder, don't you think, Mr. Munro?
21:07Hmm?
21:07Call me Bunny.
21:08Colder.
21:12Breaking apart.
21:14Fracturing.
21:17We drift through it.
21:20Making no waves.
21:22Affecting no one.
21:24Affected by no one.
21:28It's death.
21:32And it's so lonely.
21:34So I've got to get going.
21:39We must cling on.
21:41Piter than ever.
21:45Ah.
21:49Do you ever read Auden, Mr. Munro?
21:53Uh.
21:55Auden said everything.
21:58We must love one another or die.
22:01We must love one another or die, Mr. Munro.
22:07Bunny.
22:08Call me Bunny.
22:10We must love one another or die.
22:13Bunny.
22:18Jesus fucking Christ!
22:20What do you lot all want from me?
22:22Sorry, Miss Munro.
22:23I didn't mean to upset you.
22:24No, I'm fine.
22:26I'll take the hand cream.
22:27What?
22:28I'll write a check straight away.
22:30What?
22:30The checkbook is in the drawer over there.
22:32What?
22:32A check?
22:33What the fuck am I going to do with a check?
22:36Well, I'm afraid it's all I have, Mr. Munro.
22:38Fuck's sake.
22:47Fucking loopy old cunt.
22:50I roll like thunder.
22:54Roll like dynamite.
22:56Yes.
22:57Get in.
22:58Oh, flesh and gold I come.
23:00Oh, just low by my side.
23:05In from the storm.
23:07In from the breath I come.
23:10I come.
23:12Oh, the thing I done.
23:16No, I wins.
23:16No, I go.
23:29No, I win.
23:32No, I win.
23:34No.
23:35I remember when he let me stay off school for two weeks.
24:02When Daddy was gone.
24:05And we closed the curtains and made it all dark and didn't answer the door.
24:12And pretended it was just us and the whole world.
24:18Yeah.
24:21Just cuddle on the sofa.
24:25How many films did we watch?
24:28A hundred.
24:33I didn't like it that much.
24:36And all my friends at school were friends with other people when I got back.
24:42Just so you know.
24:45I think I want you to leave me alone now.
24:51You were right about the clownfish.
25:00I saw a crab though.
25:01Do you want to play tag?
25:10Ow!
25:11Hey!
25:12Christopher!
25:13Chris!
25:14What happened?
25:15What did you do that for?
25:16I'm talking to you.
25:17Why did you do that?
25:18Hey, my love.
25:19It's okay.
25:20You're gonna be all right?
25:21Let's go.
25:22Come on.
25:23Hey, you're all right.
25:24Come on.
25:25Come on.
25:26Come on.
25:27Come on.
25:28Come on.
25:29Come on.
25:30Come on.
25:31If you were still around.
25:36Come on.
25:37Come on.
25:38Come on.
25:39If you were still around.
25:48If you were still around.
25:53Still harassed
26:07Alright, hold on.
26:09Hold on.
26:13Leave me.
26:23I'd shake you by the knees.
26:38Might have ever done it a bit.
26:41If you were still around.
26:51He swore.
27:11Really?
27:15You could rise like a panther.
27:23Whatever got into your veins.
27:29What kind of green blood.
27:41You're gonna stop bleeding.
27:43It really hurts.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Were still around.
27:59Keep in mind.
28:01You don't want to change.
28:03I usually run away.
28:05Yeah, I just feel like I've got.
28:07Me.
28:08That.
28:09It's great.
28:10You're gonna blame me for the pain
28:12I'm building.
28:13I'm building.
28:15I'm building.
28:16I'm building.
28:17I'm building.
28:18You're building.
28:19You're building.
28:20I'm building.
28:22You're building.
28:23I'm building.
28:24I'm building.
28:26I'm building.
28:27I'm building.
28:28Yeah, go get your PJs on and go get into bed, I'll come talk to you in.
28:44Is his head okay?
28:45He'll be fine.
28:46I love a shot.
28:47Go on.
28:48Water's still in.
28:49I'm okay.
28:50No, you're not.
28:51If there was ever a boy who needed a bath, it's you.
28:55Go on.
28:56And use this towel hanging up.
28:57Don't just mess about or wash.
29:02Just look at that.
29:06What's the case?
29:07Will we leave the water?
29:08Go on.
29:11The water's still in.
29:15I'm okay.
29:17No, you're not.
29:18For those ever a boy who needed a bath, it's you.
29:23Go on.
29:24that's about what.
29:32Chris, you got your PJs now?
29:54. . .
30:24You all right?
30:39I can bring you down there in a bit if you want.
30:43We can have another check outside.
30:47Do you want to do that?
30:49Do you really think that maybe there's a family that can look after me?
30:59Yeah.
31:10I'm sure there is.
31:13If that's what you want.
31:18Shall I go and call?
31:19Or they might be able to come tonight.
31:25Okay.
31:29Okay.
31:30. . .
31:42. . .
31:44On Newstime, panic grips a London borough as the mutilated body of a young mother is found in her home and made a veil.
31:53The mystery of what could have caused her devastating injuries were solved when bizarre CCTV footage emerged, capturing the un-
32:00The now notorious horned killer, wielding a blood-soaked garden walk, running at top speed through the local high street,
32:14sending waves of terror through the community. The shoppers scramble to get away from him.
32:19Police believe he may be-
32:22Fuck me. Forget something.
32:25Where is he?
32:29Where's Junior?
32:31Yvonne took him.
32:33All right. Well, what's her address?
32:36Lizzie, go have a look in the books. See if you can find Yvonne's address.
32:44Here, have a drink while you're waiting.
32:49Hear about Poodle?
32:53I didn't see it.
32:55Didn't say you did?
32:57Fucking terrible business.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Put it on top, shall I?
33:14You all right, pal?
33:27Here you go.
33:28Everyone's address.
33:29Cheers.
33:30Yeah. Hold on, hold on, mate.
33:32Geoffrey rang earlier, said he's been trying to get older here.
33:35It's about your dad.
33:36Apparently his care has had nothing back to him.
33:38He said that you need to get up there sharpish.
33:42Fucking...
33:44Yeah.
33:47Yeah.
33:49All right.
33:50All right.
34:04Okay.
34:09Fuck.
34:10Hello?
34:12Where is he?
34:13Where the fuck have you been?
34:14Don't you stop.
34:15Dad?
34:17Dad?
34:19All right, boy?
34:20You came back?
34:21Of course I did.
34:23What?
34:24Come on.
34:30Hey, you don't have to.
34:31Of course he does.
34:32I'm his dad.
34:33Get in the car.
34:34Come on.
34:41Let's go.
34:46Junior.
34:52Bye, then.
34:55Bye.
35:04Bye.
35:28Where's that car?
35:30I should leave it.
35:32This one's cooler.
35:34Yeah, it had my cream in it.
35:39I'll buy you more cream.
35:42And mine's psychopedia.
35:46I'll get you another one.
35:49I don't want another one.
35:59Where are we going now?
36:00When I bring it all to you.
36:03I'm going to see Granddad.
36:09The great Bunny Bunny known first.
36:12I used to think of Ferris wheel light sounds.
36:29The Friday hum of neons and blue.
36:33But now they're like circular cages.
36:41The giant window.
36:44Of grated tin and rusty wind.
36:49Hey, now who really cares?
36:53Hey, won't somebody listen?
36:57Let me say what's been on my mind.
37:03Can I bring it out to you? I need someone to talk to, and no one else will spare me the time.
37:18I used to think of ferris wheel light sounds, the friday hum of neons and blue.
37:40But now they're like circular cages, of grated tin and rusted wind.
37:52Hey, now who really cares? Hey, won't somebody listen?
38:00Let me say what's been on my mind. Can I bring it out to you? I need someone to talk to, and no one else will spare me the time.
38:20I need someone to talk to, and no one else will spare me the time.
38:27I need someone to give this one.
38:37I need someone to call me the same.
38:41I need someone to call me the same.
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