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00:00Hey, guys.
00:02Have a great day, mother .
00:04We're sharp.
00:05We've been through a lot of ups and downs,
00:07but mostly ups, I would say.
00:09But let's down this.
00:10Ah-ha!
00:11Oh-ho-ho!
00:12I do love you guys, and it's always good to have your friends together,
00:17but keep your enemies closer.
00:18Well, how are we enemies?
00:19Are we enemies?
00:20You manipulated me.
00:21You told me to come in addicts,
00:23so I don't drink anymore.
00:24Now you're like, Mr. Shot King.
00:26He just made my drinking problem about him.
00:28That is insane, Chef.
00:29You're a lot of ups and downs,
00:30but mostly ups, I would say.
00:31But let's down this.
00:32Ah-ha!
00:33Oh-ho-ho-ho!
00:34I do love you guys, and, uh, it's always good
00:37to have your friends together,
00:39but keep your enemies closer, maybe, right?
00:42Well, how are we enemies?
00:43Are we enemies?
00:44You manipulated me.
00:45What?
00:46You told me.
00:47That is insane, Chef.
00:48Also, nothing I do in my life is about you, buddy.
00:50Trust me.
00:51I know.
00:52Why are you always obsessed with how I live my life?
00:55I'm not obsessed with how you live your life.
00:56It's crazy.
00:57Yes, it is.
00:58My drinking is about me.
00:59I don't try to tear you down.
01:00You are a liar, Craig.
01:02You're a different person when you film.
01:03And everyone here knows that you're a f***ing liar.
01:05When you film.
01:06Coming from you?
01:07I'm the exact same person on camera that I am.
01:09You are the liar of all liars.
01:11So we don't need to be friends anymore.
01:17I guess we don't need dessert.
01:19No.
01:20We don't.
01:21These were someone's favorites.
01:42Kevin's like, Mom, what are you doing?
01:48Oh!
01:50I got him!
01:51Gotta get this nasty fly trap.
01:58Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
02:05Just me.
02:07Whoa!
02:08Hold on, you're going to be way less mad at me
02:10when you realize I have a mouse.
02:13Come on.
02:15Woo!
02:16There he goes.
02:19Whitney, you want to see what I got Madison for you?
02:22It's a sterling silver rattle.
02:25Fantastic.
02:25What do you think?
02:26Sorry, give this to Madison or the baby.
02:30Okay, good.
02:32Haven't you ever been to a baby shower before?
02:35Yeah, not a lot.
02:40Call Madison LaCroix.
02:47Hey, girl.
02:48What's up?
02:50Nothing much.
02:51Just getting fat.
02:53Yeah.
02:53I'm in the home stretch, third trimester.
02:56What does that mean?
02:57Does that mean that you can drink wine?
03:00Hell no.
03:01I need to get pregnant so I can get my drinking in check.
03:07Yeah, exactly.
03:09I think it's the only thing that'll help.
03:10Are you coming to the baby shower on Saturday?
03:12Of course.
03:13What are we thinking for a baby shower gift?
03:17Okay, well, I don't need like any nipple cream and shit like that.
03:21Oh my God.
03:22Um, all right, all right.
03:26Uh, I'll talk to you.
03:27Okay.
03:27Bye.
03:28Bye.
03:30Oh.
03:35Whoa, God dang.
03:37The landscaping.
03:39Oh my God.
03:41Hello.
03:41Hey.
03:42Hey.
03:43You look cute.
03:44Thanks.
03:45How do you do?
03:46Is it weird to touch someone's belly?
03:49Someone's stomach?
03:50Is that scary?
03:51No.
03:52No.
03:53I'm not a good pregnant person, to be honest.
03:55Yeah, but I feel like most people aren't.
03:57I mean, you have like an alien inside you.
04:00I'm 31 weeks.
04:01I am pregnant AF.
04:03I hate every minute of it, but guess what?
04:05We're doing it.
04:07Want one of my beers?
04:08Mayonnaise?
04:08Yeah.
04:09I figured it's a nice day we could sit out on the porch.
04:12Yeah, I'd love that.
04:13The girls that are like, oh, I love being pregnant.
04:16I'm like, you're a liar.
04:17And, or a sociopath.
04:19I don't know.
04:20One of the two.
04:20I didn't, I mean, who are you?
04:24Bob Rawls, too?
04:25Oh, the painting?
04:26Yeah, you've been doing that?
04:27No, that's a remnant of the past chapter.
04:30Oh.
04:30Like, Paige used to sit out here in her bathing suit and just paint.
04:34I was betrayed by the person I trusted most in this entire world.
04:39I mean, we had our whole future planned.
04:42Well, let's get engaged and get married two years later.
04:45Okay.
04:46Okay.
04:47Feel?
04:48Yeah.
04:50Well, how are you feeling?
04:51Like, be honest.
04:52I will tell you, it's like, it's been a journey.
04:55I will say that I've hit a level of sadness that's not depression-based.
05:03It's more, like, bummer-based.
05:06Because I, like, never did anything to deserve becoming the villain in her story.
05:10But she needs a villain.
05:12I know.
05:12If you can't handle the amount of love that I give, then that's, like, a personal problem.
05:18This is a stupid conversation.
05:20Okay, well, don't have a temper tantrum.
05:22You don't believe that he ever bought an engagement ring?
05:26Really?
05:27That ring does not exist.
05:29He says to me, I really wish you didn't do this before you saw the ring.
05:33What?
05:34In my head, I was like, this is why we're breaking up, because I don't know if you're lying right now.
05:39I feel bad for the guy.
05:43I mean, I know that he, in his mind, believed that she was his wife.
05:49And I do think that he's so hurt that he can't even explain what he's feeling.
05:55But I am, I'm proud of you, and I feel like you seem good.
05:59You know, I started to see someone else.
06:02And you had known her or no?
06:03We met in the Bahamas, like, six years ago.
06:06Okay.
06:07And we reconnected.
06:08Yeah.
06:08It was just, she made me feel whole again, and it's unfair to her.
06:14But then, once I felt whole again, I was like, oh, I have more healing.
06:18Yeah.
06:19You know, I had seen, like, my ex move on, and I didn't know what to do.
06:24I was just lonely.
06:26And I didn't know how to be by myself.
06:27And I think that's why I rushed into the first person I talked to.
06:30Like, I hadn't, I didn't talk to anyone else.
06:32It was just her.
06:33I don't know if you've ever been single.
06:35You should date around.
06:37Like, have, like, two girlfriends.
06:38Yeah.
06:39But don't call them girlfriends.
06:40Slow.
06:40Slow.
06:41Just, like, entertain.
06:43Like, I think I need to get to know someone for a little bit before I get, like, intimate
06:47with them.
06:47A lot of people say you have three true loves.
06:51Hi, baby.
06:52You know, I had my first one with Naomi.
06:55This is nicer than my wedding is going to be.
06:57And then second one with Paige.
06:58So I'm just kind of holding on to that.
07:01I'm a little nervous because I'm 37 years old.
07:05So I'm like, am I still, like...
07:06You're okay.
07:07Did I age out of, like...
07:09No, talk to your buddy, chef.
07:12Hello.
07:25Hello.
07:25What can we help you with?
07:26Well, I don't have a baby, but I know someone that's having one.
07:31My friend Austin's on his way.
07:33Okay.
07:33He's the ex-boyfriend of the now-married, and so it's kind of funny.
07:38I don't know if we'll do, like, a joint present.
07:45Do you need some help picking something out?
07:47We might need some help, but for now, I'll peruse.
07:50Enjoy.
07:52So awkward.
07:58I don't really buy gifts for unborn babies.
08:02This is just, like, a slide, and then...
08:05Did you press anything down?
08:06A bend and snap.
08:07I don't even buy gifts for weddings.
08:09Like, I'm not buying you silverware.
08:11That's your problem.
08:14Hello.
08:15Hi.
08:15I just learned how to...
08:18God, I still can't get it.
08:20Oh, there it is.
08:21Whoa.
08:22Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:24That's nice.
08:25We don't have to worry about that for at least nine months.
08:27No.
08:29Some of us know who it would be, and others, it would be a gamble.
08:33Yes, correct.
08:34And under who it would be.
08:35Could be tonight.
08:35My dating life, it's active.
08:40I get excited easily, but usually disappointment follows excitement.
08:45Either on their end or mine, by the way.
08:49We were in love.
08:52Will you admit that?
08:54I don't know if we were in love.
08:56And, you know, I've learned a thing or two.
09:00Like, age range.
09:02It has increased to 28 now.
09:05So, do you want to go to the baby shower together?
09:08Yeah, man, because Audrey's not here.
09:09Okay.
09:10She has a wedding shower, so I am solo.
09:12Audrey and I are coming up on a year and a half of dating.
09:20Cheers.
09:21Cheers.
09:21Sorry, how bad was traffic to get out of Charlotte?
09:25I'm just sick of the traffic.
09:28She lives in Charlotte, but we make sure to see each other, like, three to five times a month.
09:34And, like, it works for me.
09:36It works for her.
09:38And I hate it when everyone's asking her, what are you doing?
09:40When is she going to move here?
09:41What's up?
09:42Do you love her?
09:42Do you want to marry her?
09:43Do you want to have kids?
09:44And you're like, chill the out.
09:45We haven't talked about any of this because we don't need to because we're good.
09:49Okay.
09:50Let's get a gift.
09:51Let's see our options.
09:53I just heard that Madison said that you know what.
09:54We've got a store full of options.
09:56What about something like this?
10:01Yeah, you could do that.
10:02It actually is really cute.
10:04How much is it?
10:05$150 bucks.
10:07Oh, shut up.
10:09$150 bucks?
10:11What?
10:11Like, do you think that's too much?
10:13No, as if you can, dude.
10:14It's fine.
10:15You're fine.
10:17It shocks me how cheap that shop is.
10:20$45.
10:22Yay.
10:23Mr. Trust Fund.
10:25Mr. Boykin himself.
10:27Is this like an overstuffed Teddy?
10:29Yeah, and she is naming the baby Teddy.
10:32Oh, that's perfect.
10:33Do you have girl names picked out yet?
10:35Yes, obviously, since my dad had recently passed, I think I'm going to go around there.
10:41What was your dad's name?
10:42Teddy.
10:43Teddy.
10:43Oh.
10:44See, I think that's super cute because it's symbolic, like you said.
10:49You know?
10:50$350.
10:51And we'll put a big bow around this now.
10:53That's exactly what I want.
10:54Okay.
10:55It's so fluffy.
10:57I love it.
11:03Corey Kiefer is texting me.
11:05Why?
11:06He said that.
11:07Craig invited him to Madison's baby shower.
11:08That reminds me.
11:09Please tell me about Craig in LA.
11:10Yeah.
11:11You guys look like you're having fun at the pool.
11:13Craig, what's up?
11:16We're just trying to get some sun before Madison's baby shower.
11:21It was so very much like, hey, I'm like a normal dude that hangs out with his friends and gets
11:27beers and like, but like, you know, we're at the bar and you know, Craig's like shot.
11:32I'm like, what?
11:33I'm like, what?
11:35He took a shot.
11:36He took multiples.
11:37Whoa.
11:37You know?
11:38So now I'm curious, like where his whole, like, I'm an addict.
11:43Where's he going to fall?
11:44And I'm like, and I'm like, not, you know, drinking as much.
11:48I just want you to loosen the reins a little bit.
11:51Yeah, but I can't because I don't have any leash on myself.
11:55That's any addict.
11:56I was like me, like, trying not to be an alcoholic is now affecting my friendship with
12:02Austin.
12:05He's, you know, I'm not judging, right?
12:08But like, it was interesting, right?
12:10You know, I think he wanted to somehow let you know that it was bigger than just a
12:14just you two's relationship.
12:16As long as single Craig doesn't overdo it and like, turn into like, drunk dickhead Craig.
12:24I am terrified of Craig sometimes, yes.
12:27You think you have a bad temper?
12:28I am, yeah, I'm working on it.
12:30That's why I don't drink anymore.
12:31Is anyone else scared of him?
12:33Yes.
12:34Are you?
12:35Sometimes.
12:36Then I'm here for this, like, single Craig energy.
12:40But I think he rightfully so needs to recalibrate his new normal.
12:45Because he had alienated us to a certain extent.
12:48Definitely you.
12:49Paige was his best friend.
12:50Yes.
12:51And his only confidant.
12:51Yes.
12:52And he put all his eggs in that basket.
12:53And the basket fell and the eggs broke.
12:55But like, now I'm just kind of, you know, curious, like, what it's going to be like moving
13:03forward.
13:03Me too.
13:04Me too.
13:04Coming up.
13:08Craig.
13:09Come on.
13:09Go say hi to Vanita.
13:11Ryan.
13:12I don't like her.
13:14Like, I don't with her.
13:26My life.
13:28Let's see.
13:29Oh, .
13:30Oh, no.
13:32That's a big hole.
13:33Zoe, you're going to help me look for my corn snake?
13:37I Googled it, and they like to hide under appliances.
13:40I am a new reptile mom.
13:43Oh.
13:44Someone was rehoming their gecko and corn snake.
13:48I was like, whoa, free reptiles.
13:52Give them here.
13:52No.
13:55So, yeah, I now have three cats, a dog, a gecko, and a corn snake.
14:02I feel like I need to lure them with a mouse.
14:05This is sad.
14:09Hmm.
14:11I'm sorry.
14:12You need to stop.
14:26Sorry.
14:26She's a lunatic.
14:27I was like, at this point, just breaking in.
14:30Those are cute.
14:31Of course.
14:32I figured I'd bring one more thing that you could pile up in here.
14:35Yeah, you know?
14:38Wait, did you find your snake?
14:42No.
14:42Oh.
14:45Wait, what?
14:46I'm thawing out a mouse.
14:48I'm going to try and lure him.
14:51Oh, my God.
14:53I just want to shake her and be like, happiness starts at home, bitch.
14:57So clean up your house.
14:59You're too much shit.
15:00No wonder you can't find your snake.
15:02Well, so, I've carved out little pathways to go to all the places that I go often.
15:07Okay, see, you sound like a hoarder.
15:09No, I really, I felt like a hoarder for a while.
15:12I moved into this house that is, like, a thousand square foot less than my old house.
15:18Let's not have your shoes downstairs.
15:20No, I know.
15:21This was, this is not the final rest of the place.
15:24Are you using this scooter currently?
15:27No, but I don't know where to put it.
15:28I am a minimalist if I have enough room.
15:35All right.
15:36That's a...
15:37I'm just trying to get a sense of what's going on over here.
15:39No, I know.
15:39What's in that bag?
15:39My euphonium.
15:40Oh, that's your euphonium?
15:41Yeah.
15:45What is this?
15:47All my shark teeth.
15:48Are you serious?
15:49Yeah.
15:49There are, like, thousands of shark teeth in there.
15:51Have you talked to Shep about going into business together?
15:54Speaking of sharks, crack the necklace.
15:56What?
15:56He got me a megalodon tooth.
15:58That is really nice.
15:59Oh, he has been talking about that all the whole trip.
16:03We're going to start a shark tooth adventure company together.
16:07I mean, after you guys' love explosion.
16:10Ew, don't say that.
16:12I mean, haven't hooked up with anyone since.
16:15And I think I just, I don't know, I just know more of what I don't want.
16:19And I'm fine with that.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:22Robert.
16:24Let's not get you any more pets.
16:26Let's get you some organization.
16:28Or a boyfriend.
16:29How about, how about one of those?
16:30How about one of those?
16:43Hi.
16:44How are you doing today?
16:45I'm doing good.
16:46I am here to shop for a baby shower.
16:48I feel like you guys have this pink tulle dress that I like.
16:51Oh.
16:52This, but pink?
16:53Yeah.
16:54I can see if we have it in the back.
16:55I'm not too sure.
17:03I've just seen you in so long.
17:05How are you?
17:06Good.
17:07How's that?
17:07You look so cute.
17:08You too.
17:09Hi.
17:10Hi, thank you.
17:11Oh, I actually really love the front of this.
17:12I do too.
17:13I think you would actually wear that.
17:14Why?
17:15Because it has a little cleavage?
17:16Yeah.
17:19Sally has become my best friend.
17:21Yeah, I mean, I helped her through a lot with the JT stuff.
17:25These long messages are from the JT.
17:28Yeah, it's really true.
17:29Yeah, that's it.
17:29Like more than prayer or not?
17:31That sucks.
17:32I'm just wondering.
17:32And you feel the same.
17:34Sorry.
17:34I did not approve of JT and Vanita's relationship just because, like, I knew the kind of guy he
17:41was and I did not trust him.
17:43Right after the show premiered, you made a big public post on Instagram kind of announcing
17:47your relationship.
17:49In September, you let me know that you and that girl were no longer together.
17:55Then after that, you and I are going out on dates.
18:00Like, we were working on trying to figure out if we were going to actually be boyfriend
18:03and girlfriend.
18:03And then super teaser drops.
18:05And she's in my DMs calling me a goddamn rat.
18:09Well, I guess the question is, where do you go from here?
18:13I'd like to repair it and get the friendship back.
18:16Do you want to be friends with him?
18:18Yeah.
18:19You do?
18:21Wow.
18:21Do you want to date him?
18:24Yeah.
18:24Aw.
18:25After that moment in New York, JT came to my hotel room until about 5.30 a.m.
18:32Yeah.
18:33He was just like, I really want to be with you.
18:36I like yours.
18:37Yeah, but it's like pink.
18:38So after New York, I was really hoping that JT and I could, like, maybe potentially date.
18:43But he blocked me.
18:45And he just fell off the face of the earth.
18:48That's more me than this is me.
18:50You want to switch?
18:50We're going to switch.
18:51Okay.
18:52I mean, she was heartbroken.
18:54And I saw her through that whole situation.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:58Sally would not leave me alone for, like, three weeks there.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:00How are you feeling?
19:01Are you sad?
19:02Do we need to find your new man?
19:03And then that turned into us hanging out every day, texting every day, FaceTiming every day.
19:08And, yeah, now it's just blossomed into this beautiful friendship.
19:15This is way more me.
19:16Oh, this is cute on me.
19:17I like this.
19:18Yeah, that looks...
19:18With, like, a little ponytail.
19:19That looks better on you than it did on me.
19:21Let's find another option just in case you need, like, a backup.
19:24Okay.
19:28So the baby's showered.
19:30It's boys and girls.
19:31Yeah.
19:31So, obviously, Craig's going to be there.
19:34How do you feel?
19:37What happened between you and Craig?
19:38Give us the blow by blow.
19:40Blow by blow.
19:40First blow.
19:41Craig's a bitch.
19:41What's your response to Vanita saying she's on Paige's side in your breakup?
19:46I'm not...
19:47I won't be associated with her.
19:49Do you think he should, like, let everyone know what Paige is or isn't doing?
19:53Oh.
19:55Yeah.
19:56I think he should.
19:57Speak your truth and let it be known the same way you're speaking your truth about everything else.
20:01What if he doesn't know?
20:02Then stop answering like you do.
20:04Ooh.
20:05Okay.
20:05Period.
20:06Vanita.
20:06What she said about me I didn't think was true, and I think she was just regurgitating gossip from the internet.
20:13So, yeah, I'm not friends with her, and I don't...
20:15I wish her well, but no one's entitled to my friendship, and she definitely isn't anymore.
20:20All right.
20:21Thanks for your fans.
20:22This is...
20:24I consciously made my decision to text Paige over Craig,
20:29because who do I have a stronger relationship with?
20:32Paige, not Craig.
20:33Sorry.
20:34I mean, like, I can see both sides, right?
20:37Like, he probably expected all of our friend group to have his back.
20:41All I said was if the girl is literally not out here cheating on you,
20:44stop making it seem like she is.
20:47I just thought it was kind of weird that, like, she took her side over his,
20:50because if you have a friend that brings in a significant other to a friend group,
20:55and then they break up, stick with the person that brought them into the friend group.
21:00I'm mad at him.
21:01Like, I don't think you did anything wrong.
21:02I think he is more in the wrong, because he just, like,
21:05okay, I'm done with the friendship, and I don't think that's fair.
21:07Yeah, no, it's not.
21:08Without a conversation.
21:09No, it's not.
21:09So I just want y'all to hash it out, because I want y'all to be friends.
21:12For the sake of the group.
21:14The group.
21:14Yeah.
21:15So if Craig and I fight and it doesn't go well.
21:17I will fight him.
21:19Okay.
21:21Coming up.
21:22Sweet.
21:23I think Sally's fun.
21:24But she's not your type, right?
21:30I think she's beautiful.
21:33Yeah.
21:39We don't want that table there.
21:53I'd get that plant off of it.
21:54It looks silly.
21:58What?
21:58Oh, that looks nice, except it looks like it could blow over.
22:02Me too.
22:04Do you like the bar area, how this looks?
22:07Yeah.
22:07I think this should go in the back.
22:09Okay, perfect.
22:10I can move that.
22:11The glasses should be closer together.
22:14Okay.
22:15My friends are not exactly in the reproductive phase, so it's fun for me to have young friends
22:22that are having babies.
22:24The swan's necklace should come down lower.
22:28A little too high.
22:29They're tacky looking.
22:30I'm going to make their necklaces bigger.
22:34Yes.
22:34Swan delivery.
22:35Well, everyone comes in an hour, so I think we're almost ready.
22:39All right, let me do the swan real quick, and then I'll run up and change.
22:43Okay, I'll go do those corrections that you said around the yard.
22:46Okay, thank you so much.
22:48You did a great job.
22:57This looks nice.
22:58Oh, Sir Whitney, the man of the hour.
23:01Gracing us.
23:01What's up, man?
23:02It's been a minute.
23:03How we doing?
23:04Dude, you guys work out together?
23:06Look at you.
23:07Beef brothers.
23:09Corey and I have been best friends since we were both Kappa Sig's at College of Charleston,
23:12and most people that we went to college with will tell you, and even Whitney, when he first
23:17met us, that no one ever saw one of us without the other, like, ever.
23:20The only way to do this is to do this.
23:22Oh, yeah, that's...
23:24Is that still poor on?
23:25Oh, yeah.
23:27We brought gifts for the baby and for the house.
23:29Appreciate that.
23:30Uh, good.
23:31You got some wine.
23:32Easy.
23:33Don't turn it like that.
23:35What?
23:35I'll hold this.
23:36Where do we...
23:36Okay, what do you want?
23:36This one is handmade.
23:37It has to be made.
23:38Is it?
23:41What is this?
23:42That's the actual...
23:43That's a cat.
23:44What the is it?
23:45Sorry.
23:46Craig, what the is that?
23:48Oh.
23:50He really wanted it.
23:50I can't breathe.
23:52Oh, my gosh.
23:52It was supposed to be a teddy bear, I think, and he...
23:55It was.
23:56The effort was there.
23:58God.
23:58I tell you what, let's, um, put it on the, uh, presents table there.
24:06Is this it?
24:07Y'all, I've never been here.
24:08Well, I don't want to be...
24:08It's like the secret garden.
24:09Come on.
24:10Oh, I love that movie.
24:13It's so cute.
24:15Hey, hon.
24:16I love the pink.
24:16I really love the pink.
24:17Oops.
24:18Oops.
24:18Smacked your glasses.
24:19I know.
24:24Okay.
24:25He's had one too many.
24:28I mean, this bear is obtrusive.
24:32Okay.
24:33The real bear.
24:36Follow the stork.
24:41What up, Austin?
24:42What's up, dude?
24:43I love the teddy bear.
24:46After the breakup, Austin and Chet were extremely supportive.
24:51Don't, you know, man, just be alone with your thoughts.
24:53Yeah, like, if you guys are down, like, just, like, do guy stuff.
24:57Craig, QT, dude.
24:59That's my thing.
25:00It's just really cool to hang out with my friends again.
25:04Wait, look at the, like, open collar deal.
25:06Whitney did it to me.
25:07Of course he did.
25:08I don't know.
25:09I forgot it was even there, honestly.
25:12A little stork.
25:13I wish that was the way she was getting here.
25:17Here they come.
25:18Hudson, Hudson, Hudson, Hudson.
25:21Yeah, buddy.
25:22Good brother.
25:23Hey, guys.
25:24Wait, are you guys wearing the same shirt?
25:28Brad always does that, dude.
25:30I think I promised they wouldn't do that.
25:32Hey.
25:33You look so good.
25:34So do you.
25:36Hey.
25:37How are you?
25:37How are you?
25:38I'm good.
25:39I love this dress.
25:41Hey.
25:42Hey, Shep.
25:42You look nice.
25:44You do, too.
25:44I don't want to get makeup on you.
25:45Hey.
25:47How are you?
25:48Good.
25:49Nice, crazy.
25:50I'm out of breath.
25:51You look great, though.
25:52I just love that you have, like, a watermelon in your dress.
25:54But that's really it.
25:55Really?
25:56That's really it.
25:56That's all that I see.
26:02Hello.
26:03Hello.
26:03Who's here?
26:04Oh, Lord.
26:10Hi.
26:12Hi.
26:14Ma, mon cherie.
26:16Ma.
26:16My love.
26:17Ma, cherie.
26:18I love you.
26:20I'm going to say hi to her, but Craig's saying over there.
26:22Well, kill kindness.
26:23I'm scared.
26:24I can't.
26:24He'd like to explode.
26:25I'm not going out of my way.
26:27I can't.
26:29I am absolutely terrified of Craig's temper.
26:33It's scary.
26:33I've seen it.
26:35I've seen Craig yell at Naomi.
26:36Just stop, please.
26:38Move on with your life.
26:39Seriously.
26:40Move on with your life.
26:42And I saw him yell at Leva.
26:44What is happening?
26:45You can go.
26:45It's time.
26:46It's time.
26:47Go.
26:47Just go home.
26:48Go home.
26:49What are you doing?
26:49Go home.
26:50I've seen him yell at JT.
26:52Craig, you're lying.
26:53It was loud and clear.
26:54What you said flamed us.
26:55What you said flamed us.
26:56No, I didn't say what you said.
26:59you, man.
27:01Craig is a certified asshole.
27:02So he's not someone that I am willing to go back to bat with.
27:08I want to say hi to her, but Craig's hand over there.
27:23Well, kill kindness.
27:24Hold my hand.
27:25Hold my hand.
27:26Hey.
27:27Interrupt.
27:27Hi.
27:28I'm glad everybody's coming over to me.
27:30I'm just like, stand here.
27:32Oh.
27:33Craig, come on.
27:34Go say hi to Vanita.
27:35I don't like her.
27:39Like, I don't with her.
27:41Vanita said that I was enjoying my breakup, reveling in all the attention I was getting from
27:46it, and dragging it on because I didn't want it to end.
27:48It almost seems like you're dragging this out longer than it needs to be.
27:51Like, just let it be, like, as clean of a breakup as it can be.
27:56Anyone that would say that is clearly not my friend.
27:58Oh, this is kind of awkward.
28:03Craig and Vanita.
28:03I think they're avoiding each other.
28:05I sense everyone's on their best behavior, but never say never.
28:08It's just some dynamite exploding at any moment.
28:12I feel like it might happen.
28:19You found your snake.
28:20Cheers to that.
28:20I found my snake.
28:23Well, here he is.
28:26Patricia.
28:27Hey.
28:28Hey.
28:28Hi.
28:29Hi, honey.
28:30So do you.
28:32Look at this party.
28:33It's kind of cute, isn't it?
28:35I think you need these pink umbrellas up year-round.
28:37It looks so good.
28:38Actually, I like them.
28:40I love Hudson.
28:41He's so cute.
28:42Thanks.
28:43He's growing.
28:43Well, you're doing a good job with one, so.
28:45Oh, I know, but I hear the second one's kind of all over the place.
28:49Well, it's a girl.
28:50Yeah.
28:51Hopefully, she's nothing like me, but we'll see.
28:53Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
28:54Is that your mother?
28:57That's my mom and sister.
28:59Yeah.
28:59Hey, I'm Casey.
29:00You're so gorgeous.
29:02All the women in your family.
29:04Oh, thank you.
29:05It's so good to see you.
29:05Aren't you beautiful?
29:07Oh, I think you are.
29:08Thank you so much for having us.
29:10Oh, listen.
29:10I'm thrilled.
29:11You're like family to us.
29:13We should have a party after this.
29:19In the layer.
29:19After the party there?
29:20Yeah.
29:20Should I just skip the band?
29:21I started at four.
29:22Dude, I mean, you're coming out of your shell, man.
29:24What happened?
29:24What the ?
29:25New Craig.
29:26Yes!
29:26I'm here for the new Craig.
29:28The old Craig would be like, dude.
29:30Craig, you make it.
29:30Because I had a life out.
29:31I had a life.
29:32Jump in the pool.
29:33But now you don't.
29:34Now I don't.
29:34So I can literally come to your little jack that you built and hang out.
29:38I'm starting to remember who I was before my last relationship.
29:43I do not want to go back to that person necessarily.
29:47But I was confident.
29:49And like, I was good at hanging out with girls.
29:52I have a huge void to fill.
29:54Yeah, you do.
29:56Yeah, you got a huge void to fill.
29:58Partying girls.
30:01Craig looks good.
30:03Hey, Craig.
30:03Of course he looks good.
30:05His hair, God, it's so good.
30:06I hate it.
30:06God really blessed him.
30:08Well, he is single now.
30:09I know, but remember?
30:10I like a girl's role to the death of V.
30:13She's my best friend.
30:14There's always Will room.
30:20God damn, boy, these are big.
30:21God.
30:22God!
30:22She said, God!
30:23Sally!
30:24We're taking a shot.
30:25Oh, hell yeah.
30:26Get over here.
30:27You don't got to tell Sally twice.
30:28What shots are y'all doing?
30:30I can't do that.
30:32I have a band concert.
30:33I have to leave in, like, 20 minutes.
30:38To where?
30:38A band concert.
30:39I play the miniature tuba.
30:40It's called a euphonium.
30:42I am in the Charleston Concert Band.
30:43Oh, shut the f***.
30:44Hold on.
30:49All right, so the mini trombone.
30:51I want to go back to this.
30:52There's not a trombone.
30:53You said it was a trombone.
30:53Miniature tuba.
30:55Good job.
30:55Do you know what a tuba is?
30:57I need to hear the sound of a tuba.
30:59I can't make it.
31:00How do you play it?
31:01I go, eh.
31:05Corey's a huge flirt.
31:07I mean, he's hot in, like, a...
31:10Come on, I mean...
31:11Yeah, you know, I spit all up on that.
31:14Like a f***ing boy way.
31:16It goes from my lap to above my head.
31:18I thought you said it was a miniature.
31:19Well, the normal tuba is like that,
31:21and mine is like this.
31:23So you're not a full nerd.
31:24Half nerd.
31:26Oh, you're a full nerd.
31:27Full nerd.
31:27Oh, yeah.
31:28So when I come over to your house tonight,
31:30are you going to play the trumpet or the trombone?
31:34I'm going to make you hold my snake.
31:35That's not happening.
31:36You can hold mine.
31:38Corn snake?
31:40No, it's an anaconda.
31:41Oh, okay.
31:41Yeah.
31:42It's very feisty.
31:44Oh, wow.
31:46Shiny, toxic f***ing boy.
31:49Like, my therapy apparently is not working very well,
31:52if this is who I think is cute.
31:54All right, these are tight pants, all right?
31:56It's cold on here.
31:57I love the energy that's happening.
32:00It's f***ing great.
32:01I f***ing love it.
32:03Look at Molly over there.
32:05They actually look really cute together.
32:07Oh, I need it.
32:08Corey, I knew I'd like her.
32:09I'm just going to speak.
32:10Sally's fine.
32:11But she's not your type, right?
32:16No, I think she's beautiful.
32:18I mean, you're single now.
32:21Why not?
32:22No, look.
32:22Sally and I would probably have a lot of fun together.
32:25Who knows what happens?
32:26Yeah.
32:31Coming up.
32:32We need you to talk to Craig.
32:33No.
32:33I'm like, ready for you to...
32:35I'm not.
32:36That is so rude.
32:46Look at these little baby buns.
32:48I know.
32:49Yeah.
32:51Hudson, man, you want a devil dag with some caviar?
32:53No, thank you.
32:54This isn't your palate, huh?
32:56Sally.
32:57Craig, I've missed you.
32:58I know.
32:59Where have you been?
33:00Whitney said he wants to have an after party at the bar that he built.
33:03Wait, really?
33:03Yeah.
33:04I've never been over there.
33:05I was like, well, we're all going to go out anyway, so, like, why don't we just, like...
33:08Are we going out?
33:09Yeah, but now we'll do it.
33:10He calls it the layer.
33:12Wait, that'll be fun.
33:13Yeah, so this is over at seven.
33:14I know, I'm excited.
33:16I mean, so how are you feeling right now?
33:17I'm okay.
33:18Well, I was just kind of very, very interested when I said to Craig, go say hi to Whitney.
33:22He's like, why would I do that?
33:23I just wish that at this point he would have let go of whatever Petty did.
33:27And I was behind this whole fracture.
33:30He made the decision to make sure that whatever was happening between us stayed Petty when
33:34he verbally said out loud, publicly, I don't like her.
33:39I know.
33:40Hey, how are you?
33:41I almost didn't come to me because I was like...
33:44She was like, I think she's just enjoying the attention and having a good...
33:47I was like, I couldn't sleep for a month.
33:50I know.
33:50It would have been so different if he said to me, hey, I don't like what you did.
33:54I don't like what you said.
33:55Can we talk about it?
33:56Yeah, I said it publicly, just saying you essentially.
33:58I don't associate myself with her.
34:05Let me help you up.
34:06Stop.
34:07I was going to say, he was going to put his...
34:09Jesus.
34:15My baby is like in the worst spot.
34:18Her head is like, ooh.
34:20But she did.
34:21I don't like it.
34:22God, man, I'm super happy for you guys.
34:25Seriously.
34:26Cheers.
34:26Cheers.
34:27Um, are you just playing like a passenger princess in this?
34:31Oh, yeah.
34:31100%.
34:31Especially for the nursery.
34:33You know that?
34:33I like what you want to do.
34:34Okay.
34:34Yeah.
34:34Whatever you want to do.
34:35Yeah.
34:36Yeah.
34:36That's...
34:37100%.
34:37Yeah.
34:38How's things going with you?
34:39Good, man.
34:40So, I have the same girlfriend.
34:41She's in Charlotte.
34:42Like, she's living her life there, and I'm living my life here, and it's good.
34:46It's good so I can, like, really focus on things that need my attention, I should say.
34:52So, um, it's all good.
34:55Yeah.
34:55Well, that's good.
34:56Yeah, yeah.
34:56It's all good.
34:57All right.
34:58Well, good luck with that.
34:59All right.
34:59Did you go out last night?
35:00I stayed home and finished your present.
35:03Oh.
35:05I love this.
35:06I didn't know how to package this, but...
35:07Okay.
35:08This is handmade.
35:09Yeah.
35:10We'll have to finish it, but...
35:11Craig, I'm going to cry.
35:14Are you kidding me?
35:15Wait, Craig is opening gifts over there on the sidewalk.
35:19That's kind of tacky.
35:22You did that!
35:24Oh, give me a hug.
35:25And each square has a different meaning.
35:28So, one of a kind.
35:29Yeah.
35:30So, I was in Missouri learning to quilt the last few weeks, and I haven't done one by myself.
35:34This is the first one I did by myself.
35:35And this is a good stitch.
35:37Look how cute.
35:38So, when everyone was out partying, I did this last.
35:41I mean, just keep outshining them.
35:44Should we have her open gifts?
35:46Okay.
35:47Works for me.
35:48Madison, can we open your gifts?
35:50Are we opening the presents?
35:52Yeah.
35:53All right.
35:53We're opening presents.
35:54We got our baby gifts.
35:55Baby gifts.
35:56Me and Austin went shopping together.
35:57Oh.
35:58Austin brought a whole-ass teddy bear.
36:01We picked up the damn thing, and it looks stupid.
36:03Wait, no, stop.
36:03What the heck's wrong with my teddy?
36:06It feels expensive.
36:08Well, it was, actually.
36:09Good.
36:10But look, there you go.
36:11Oh, jeez.
36:13Okay.
36:13We're missing the gift.
36:14Are you trying to arrest me?
36:15You don't put handcuffs on me.
36:17Just cuff me.
36:17Put me in the back of the car.
36:18No.
36:19Put me in the back of the car.
36:20You just touched my butt.
36:23Well, I need it, you know?
36:24She touched my butt.
36:25Don't call HR.
36:26She touched my butt.
36:29Oh, no.
36:30I'm really, I'm going to get fired from the band.
36:34What time is this supposed to be there?
36:3650 minutes ago.
36:37Oh, negative minutes ago.
36:38That's great.
36:39I said, are they going to hate me if I don't come?
36:41And he says, probably.
36:42Don't say that.
36:43Be like, I have issues.
36:45I dicked around, and I didn't go.
36:51I feel bad I let them down.
36:53They're never going to let me back in.
36:55They're going to be so mad.
37:00I'm sorry.
37:01Calm down.
37:07All right.
37:08We'll be presents.
37:09We got a baby gift.
37:10Baby gifts.
37:11You want to see mine?
37:12Yeah.
37:12Queen, have a seat.
37:13Can you bring it to me?
37:14I will.
37:14Okay.
37:15Here you go.
37:16Thank you, chef.
37:18Oh, wow.
37:19There are moms way worse than you.
37:22I thought it was hilarious.
37:23That's great.
37:24Cute.
37:25See, isn't this fun?
37:26People buy you gifts.
37:30Whoa.
37:31That came from England, and it's a dress designer who does the Princess of Wales children.
37:38Oh.
37:38It's fancy.
37:41Tyler and Rodrigo.
37:43Only for you.
37:44No, I have a feeling.
37:45Is this going to be funny?
37:47No, it's not.
37:48It's very personal.
37:50Oh, shit.
37:54What?
37:54That's so sweet.
37:58A pain to myself.
38:00Look.
38:01That is so.
38:02Teddy.
38:04The baby.
38:04Hey.
38:05That's good.
38:05I don't cry very often, but Rodrigo obviously knew that I was naming the baby Teddy after
38:13my late father.
38:15Not having my dad, it makes me very emotional.
38:17I love you.
38:20I love you.
38:25I know my dad loved Brett so much, and I know that he wanted us to have a family, and so,
38:32you know, it only made sense for me to name her after him.
38:40Sorry I've sat here and sobbed at you.
38:42There's a therapist too, so.
38:44Wait, are you crying?
38:48I don't know.
38:49I'm just upset because I skipped my band concert for this.
38:52Oh my God, no.
38:53You did the right decision.
38:55Yeah.
38:58Hey, Craig.
39:00Hey, girl.
39:00Should we go to the bunkhouse?
39:02Oh, perfect.
39:03But I need to make sure.
39:04Manina's okay.
39:04Okay.
39:05Yo, Corey.
39:08Let's go to the lair.
39:10Oh, is this the lair?
39:11Yeah.
39:12Did Sandman come in?
39:14Do you have any cold ones?
39:15Yeah, yeah.
39:17Absolutely.
39:18I need a spritz.
39:20We need you to talk to Craig.
39:21No.
39:22I'm like, ready for you to talk.
39:23I'm not.
39:25Being a bigger person is a big thing.
39:27But I feel like I'm always that.
39:29Dude, I'm going to Whitney's.
39:32I don't want to do it here.
39:33He can come to my house.
39:34I don't want to do it here.
39:35That's actually a good idea.
39:37Don't be bulls***.
39:38Be like, what is this?
39:39No, I don't want it to happen here.
39:40You say this is Madison's day.
39:42I don't want to ruin her day, which is why.
39:44Yellow green.
39:44How big?
39:45He won't go green.
39:46Yeah, he will.
39:49Well, then he's going to look bad.
39:52Who's coming in?
39:53Austin.
39:53Hey, guys.
39:54Hey.
39:54Hey.
39:55Four bourbon.
39:56All right, mother f***.
39:57Here, I'll give you pappy.
39:58I can smell that.
39:59This is smooth as his.
40:00Smooth as his brain.
40:04I don't want to speak to Craig because I'm afraid that he's going to yell at Madison's baby
40:08shower and that's the last thing I want.
40:10Why don't you wait for the after party?
40:12So it's not Madison's baby shower.
40:13What's the after?
40:13Wait, hold on.
40:15There's an after party?
40:16What's the after party?
40:17Sally's speaking.
40:17Where?
40:17I gotta go.
40:18Wait, did nobody else know about this?
40:20We're going to Whitney's.
40:21Craig is there.
40:23Let's talk to her.
40:23I guess Sally is a girl's girl until a man is involved.
40:31I'm just ready to party.
40:32I'm not speaking to him.
40:33Go.
40:33You're not.
40:34No, I'm not doing it because I'm not trying to make it a thing.
40:36That's why I'm like, I'm out.
40:37Okay, I don't personally think it's breaking girl code to be chatting with the enemy.
40:42If they start getting in a fight and Craig starts screaming at Vanita, I'm coming in
40:47to save my girl.
40:47But if I'm just talking to Craig and having a good conversation with him, I think that
40:54that's okay.
40:55That is so rude.
40:57Can we open these gates?
41:00I'm just like over the like, oh my God, why are they not talking to each other?
41:04Not necessary.
41:12This season on Southern Charm.
41:14Summer 2025.
41:15Best summer ever.
41:16My nickname in high school was Frank the Tank.
41:20Guess who she is?
41:23Me.
41:25Charlie's here.
41:27She's cute.
41:28The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
41:31The love triangle is happening.
41:34This is the first thing I've ever been on where I haven't hooked up with a person before.
41:37That's crazy.
41:39Oh, y'all stayed the night here?
41:41Oh.
41:41I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
41:47You've been walking like a dog on a leash until he is done with you.
41:50Me and Audrey, I'm not going to lie, it's been easy.
41:54Do you feel like you're bored?
41:56Two girls just randomly said that their roommate hooked up with Austin.
41:59It was a salacious rumor.
42:01Is that what you believe?
42:03I want it, give it to me.
42:04Come on, not Sally.
42:05I mean, I think he wants to f*** her.
42:08Holy crap.
42:09You are being s***y.
42:10You're being s***y.
42:12You are s***y.
42:13Always.
42:14You f***ing asshole.
42:15You are a bully.
42:16I get it all out on the table in front of everybody.
42:19Get it out.
42:19You're sitting here lying.
42:20I mean, I don't say things I don't mean.
42:22You're going to use that excuse for the next ten years of your life.
42:24Excuse?
42:25Why are you still unhappy?
42:26You told me that you were jealous I was single.
42:28Oh my God.
42:30You are lost soul.
42:32You want to be anybody but yourself.
42:34And it's obvious.
42:37Holy s***.
42:38We have offended the gods.
42:40They are f***ing pissed.
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