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00:00:30Unbelievable.
00:00:46I counted a dozen ways for things to go wrong.
00:00:51But I never thought of this.
00:00:55No way.
00:01:00Just a few hours ago, everything was going great.
00:01:08I had everything under control.
00:01:30There's a time to be
00:01:40And it's time to scream
00:01:46Out for more than you think
00:01:50You've been careful
00:01:53And over and over the camp
00:02:04Is willing to reach out my hand
00:02:08They will surely slip away
00:02:14Surely slip away
00:02:24Well, this is it.
00:02:32My place.
00:02:34It's hard to believe it's that time again.
00:02:37Most people get one, maybe two weeks of vacation
00:02:40And work the other 50.
00:02:42They got it backwards.
00:02:43What kind of operation are you running here, Alex?
00:03:08Look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:03:19Will you let him go already?
00:03:20Remember, Mouse, everyone except these two.
00:03:23Let him go.
00:03:25I gotta tell you, Alex, I ain't impressed.
00:03:33You need to train your help a little bit better.
00:03:35Or maybe next year we'll supply the help.
00:03:37Don't worry about it.
00:03:39Why don't you get yourself something to drink?
00:03:41We're still waiting on a couple of players.
00:03:43So make yourselves comfortable.
00:03:44I assume that, Wendy?
00:03:46Yes, of course.
00:03:47By the way, I ain't all that impressed with the competition this year either.
00:03:52There better be some players left in the draw
00:03:54Or I'm going to be real fucking disappointed.
00:04:07Three things I love.
00:04:09Statistics, baseball, and pool.
00:04:14My dad wanted me to be an accountant, but as I said earlier, that's for suckers.
00:04:21So to make ends meet, I put on a pool tournament.
00:04:26200 players at five grand ahead.
00:04:32The winner takes home half a mil.
00:04:36I know, I know, that leaves only half a mil for myself, but I make do.
00:04:40That's my fiancée, Beth, one of the three people that helped me out for the week.
00:05:05And yes, everyone always asks, why in the hell do you let your girl dress like that?
00:05:12Well, most players come for the money.
00:05:16Some come for the competition.
00:05:18But I know a few come just for the experience.
00:05:21And my girl or not, I have eyes too.
00:05:25Did I say three things?
00:05:27I meant four things.
00:05:28Do it again.
00:05:42You know, you wouldn't linger long enough for my ass.
00:05:53Mouse, we've been in and out of here a dozen times.
00:05:55I think you know who's got the tight of your ass.
00:05:59And it's not him.
00:06:11Uh-oh, hold on, I have to spread it.
00:06:15Who's with the bed down?
00:06:16Oh, come on, look at the guy.
00:06:19What?
00:06:20You afraid he's packing cases Volvo?
00:06:22You made it this far, Gormer?
00:06:41I'm real impressed.
00:06:44Well, hey, better to be lucky than good.
00:06:46Right, Gormer?
00:06:47Hey, Beth.
00:06:51Did you tip the pizza delivery boy?
00:06:54He's still here, you know.
00:06:57Keep talking, Gormer.
00:06:59Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.
00:07:23What can I say?
00:07:25She's Wendy.
00:07:25She's there mainly as a distraction, but if the players in the hole need a pack of smokes
00:07:33or a drink, she'll help them out.
00:07:37But for some, like Beth, she's part of the experience.
00:07:43Oh, and she's the sheriff's daughter, which doesn't hurt.
00:07:49Wendy.
00:07:49Wendy.
00:07:49Wendy.
00:07:55The game is nine ball.
00:07:57Single elimination race to seven matches.
00:08:00You lose, you go home with nothing.
00:08:03So far, 192 hustlers, gamblers, and hacks have hit the street empty-handed.
00:08:08In the next six hours, seven more will join them.
00:08:16That's Mouse.
00:08:17The muscle.
00:08:18Heavyweight Golden Gloves champion in 1991.
00:08:22Detached retina in 93 ended his pro career.
00:08:26In the four years that I've held the tournament, there have been only three brawls.
00:08:31Mouse doesn't start fights.
00:08:34He finishes them.
00:08:37Stubber here yet?
00:08:39Nope, not yet.
00:08:39Well, it's not the first match anyway.
00:08:52Let's do it.
00:08:53Everyone, this is it.
00:09:14We're going to play straight through from now until winner's decided.
00:09:17Seven matches left.
00:09:18First up, Tom McGill versus Amanda Liu.
00:09:20Goodbye.
00:09:21Goodbye.
00:09:33Don't watch where the fuck you're going, cowboy.
00:09:38What's the matter, fat man?
00:09:41The padre got you on a short leash?
00:09:44A fucking short, fat grease?
00:09:46Hurry up and loose, Garth Brooks.
00:09:48Your sheep are getting rolling.
00:09:49Come on, Gilly.
00:09:50Let's go.
00:09:57Thanks for the steak, baby.
00:09:59How you doing?
00:10:00Are you sure these things are necessary?
00:10:04I mean, call it a hunch.
00:10:07Well, how come you've never used them before?
00:10:11I've never had a hunch like this before.
00:10:13What I meant was, how come you've never used them before on me?
00:10:25I still don't understand why you don't just take your money.
00:10:27I mean, what the fuck are these schmucks going to do about it?
00:10:31It's not about the money.
00:10:32It's called the spirit of competition.
00:10:34Are you in the fucking spirit of competition?
00:10:39The spirit of competition.
00:10:41I'm challenging myself.
00:10:42If I win, I prove to myself, to you, to that guy Alex, the fucking gorma pile, the fucking
00:10:48tattoo you standing next to the yuppie over there, to all these fucks.
00:10:52Just one more way to prove that I'm better than they are.
00:10:54But if you don't win, I'd still take the money, right?
00:11:08Amanda, call it in the air.
00:11:10Why does a doc get to call it?
00:11:12Dyke?
00:11:13Amanda, no Dyke.
00:11:15Amanda loved G.I. a long time.
00:11:17Are we going to go through this again?
00:11:19Tommy Gill.
00:11:23Mama's boy.
00:11:23Family owns a few strip malls.
00:11:28Got his Marine Corps tat outside the gate on his way to boot camp.
00:11:32Then only lasted a week before they kicked his ass out.
00:11:37Remember I said there had been three fights?
00:11:39Well, Gil started all of them.
00:11:42Sucker punched each guy.
00:11:53Got his ass here.
00:12:11Got his ass here.
00:12:12Got his ass handed to him.
00:12:31I don't care who fucking calls it.
00:12:33Let the fucking redneck call it.
00:12:46Call in the air.
00:12:47I don't want to call it.
00:12:49Okay, okay, for shit's sake.
00:12:53Hey, it's for what the lady's going to give me after the match.
00:12:55Tails.
00:13:05Tails.
00:13:06Fuck!
00:13:07Tails.
00:13:08Thanks.
00:13:08Thanks.
00:13:17Fuck.
00:13:18What the fuck?
00:13:40Joe Slim!
00:13:42I'm not your boss.
00:13:44Who are you talking to?
00:13:46Uh, I don't see anybody else in this hallway.
00:13:49And if you're not playing or you're not with someone...
00:13:52I can't let you in.
00:13:59Oh, man.
00:14:01I can't let you in.
00:14:02I got it. Don't trip.
00:14:04I guess my boy Tone hadn't showed up.
00:14:14But don't worry.
00:14:15I got something for you anyway.
00:14:17Yo, who'd you rob for this?
00:14:19I guess my part-time pivot's starting to pay off.
00:14:22Nah, I got a hot tip.
00:14:25On a fixed fight.
00:14:28Lopez?
00:14:31No.
00:14:32Hey, Mouse.
00:14:33You got your head knocked in.
00:14:35But at least you can look at yourself in the mirror, right?
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Yeah, I guess.
00:14:39That's no small thing, man. Believe me.
00:14:54So what's up, Timmy? How you doing?
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56You seem pretty heavy.
00:14:57Just trying to relax.
00:14:58Catching some hell from your wine?
00:15:00No.
00:15:01Not about this, anyway.
00:15:02She doesn't even know I'm here.
00:15:03She thinks I'm at a job interview in Tampa.
00:15:18Well, what's the problem?
00:15:19You're in the semi-finals.
00:15:20You win one, two, three matches.
00:15:22You win $500,000, $500,000.
00:15:24You know, I'd just score some points at home.
00:15:27Maybe you'll even stop having a lie to your wife.
00:15:31Of course, if you're playing me,
00:15:33well, that'd be a shame.
00:15:47For you.
00:15:48No offense.
00:15:51Jesus, you know, you need to relax.
00:15:57Mmm, can I get me some of that?
00:15:59Hey!
00:16:00Where are you sitting?
00:16:01I didn't even see you.
00:16:03Oh, let's go.
00:16:15Wendy, you wearing any other pants?
00:16:19What?
00:16:20Like you don't want to know.
00:16:22Hey Wendy, are you wearing any fucking underwear?
00:16:35So, what did she say?
00:16:38She said no.
00:16:39She said no.
00:16:44Are you satisfied now?
00:16:45I am if you are.
00:16:47Need to know anything else?
00:16:49Hot damn!
00:16:54Couldn't sit right here,
00:16:55you might be here a while.
00:16:57Haha.
00:16:58Don't worry I won't get too comfortable.
00:16:59Mmmmmm.
00:17:00Mmmmmm.
00:17:01Mmmmmm.
00:17:02Jesus motherfucking Christ!
00:17:32Shit!
00:17:42Al, get down here!
00:17:57Oh, bitch!
00:18:02Hey.
00:18:08I hear you've been chatting up Beth up there.
00:18:11What's the story?
00:18:12No story.
00:18:13We were just talking.
00:18:14Yeah, sure.
00:18:15Just talking.
00:18:28You ready to settle up?
00:18:30You alright?
00:18:34Shit out, Rip.
00:18:38Bar tab, 120.
00:18:39You can change, honey.
00:18:40Gosh, that's so sweet of you.
00:18:49Amanda?
00:18:50That was a Black Widow autographed pool cue.
00:18:59I paid $3.50.
00:19:00Oh, man.
00:19:01Amanda?
00:19:02That was a Black Widow autographed pool cue.
00:19:07I paid $3.50.
00:19:08Oh, hell.
00:19:09Take my cue, too.
00:19:10Shit.
00:19:12Shit.
00:19:13Oh, hell.
00:19:14Take my cue, too.
00:19:15Shit.
00:19:16See you next year?
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18See you next year.
00:19:19Yeah.
00:19:20See you next year.
00:19:21Damn.
00:19:22That was a hell of a match, Jill.
00:19:23Nice technique, man.
00:19:24What is that?
00:19:250 for 3?
00:19:260 for 4.
00:19:270 for 4.
00:19:29Gil coming back next year?
00:19:31That was a hell of a match, Gil.
00:19:47Nice technique, man.
00:19:48What is that, 0 for 3?
00:19:490 for 4.
00:19:53Gil coming back next year?
00:19:55Yeah, he's coming back.
00:19:56Just like 174 with 193 losers.
00:20:01Hey, I said, how are we doing on beer?
00:20:11Oh, I think I need to get some.
00:20:14Sure, well, I've got to check the brackets so everybody sit tight.
00:20:18Now, here's the chaos stems from the letdown.
00:20:34Power to move, steer the flow in the wrong direction.
00:20:37I've been able to get out, get away.
00:20:42All you do is fuck my friend today.
00:20:45You're out of nowhere, come in the face.
00:20:47What do you think you're doing?
00:20:50What do you mean?
00:20:52You know what I mean.
00:20:54That's the third time I've seen your ass today.
00:20:56Well, you should pay closer attention.
00:20:58Well, it's no one's surprise.
00:21:20Gil's been eliminated again.
00:21:23Next up, Billy Carpone, Dana Jones.
00:21:26Look, yeah, I want you to watch out for that pretty boy fuck.
00:21:35Something ain't right about him, bro.
00:21:40Hi, I'm Dana.
00:21:41I guess we're next.
00:21:43How you doing?
00:21:47Is there a problem?
00:21:48Nah, there's no problem.
00:21:50Don't touch me again.
00:21:53I was just saying hello.
00:21:54Hi, hello, how you doing?
00:21:56Shalom, Feliz Navidad.
00:21:58Don't fucking touch me again.
00:22:04Nah, you go first.
00:22:05I don't fucking want you behind me.
00:22:08That's fine with me.
00:22:12I'm a bottom.
00:22:13Says, I got to go first.
00:22:19Yo, I got to go first.
00:22:20Oh, so say...
00:22:21You don't understand me what I mean.
00:22:22The fish was gems and it looked as though.
00:22:25Right now?
00:22:26I'm looking for the fish.
00:22:27You win.
00:22:29Right now?
00:22:29Everybody's free again.
00:22:30Two step turn your ground.
00:22:31Do it now?
00:22:32Or with you?
00:22:33Yes?
00:22:34Look at every girl.
00:22:35I just need to know well.
00:22:36You can have to buzz a bit.
00:22:37Okay, Paul.
00:22:38I don't know well.
00:22:38I don't know well.
00:22:39You can have to go.
00:22:40Thanks.
00:22:52Norm. Cliff.
00:22:56Hey, Alex, while you're back there, grab me a couple beers.
00:23:00Beth will be right back.
00:23:04You know what, don't even worry about it. I can help myself.
00:23:08Oh, bitch.
00:23:12Hey, Beth.
00:23:16Where you been? Hey, where's the beer?
00:23:20Huh? Oh, that's what I'm supposed to get.
00:23:24Well, don't worry about it. I mean, there's plenty here. They do not even look.
00:23:28Anyway, I gotta get to the office.
00:23:32Uh, Jenny needs a couple beers and check on our Italian friends.
00:23:36There it is. Excuse me, folks. I will be right back.
00:23:42Oh, Alex, the sheriff's in your office.
00:23:52Find anything interesting, Sheriff?
00:23:54Not as interesting as what I found out on those two wives.
00:23:58How's the game going?
00:24:00Sheriff Ronnie Lane.
00:24:0423 years in office.
00:24:06Succeeded his father, who served 32.
00:24:08Last year, his deputies made 138 DUI arrests.
00:24:1217 convictions.
00:24:14121 mysteriously disappear.
00:24:16My father did him a favor a while back.
00:24:20Something involving a grand jury.
00:24:22Sheriff said some nice words at his funeral, then dated my mom for a while.
00:24:28I pay him 50 a year.
00:24:30Game's great.
00:24:32Got some really great matches.
00:24:34Ain't trouble this year?
00:24:36Tommy Gill.
00:24:38Same stuff, different year.
00:24:40That's my daughter.
00:24:42Wendy's great.
00:24:44Ice water.
00:24:54Come on, dog.
00:24:56You know you need at least one drink to relax your nerves, huh?
00:24:59Water.
00:25:00This motherfucker know he can't play pool without drinking.
00:25:03Hey, Jazz, whiskey sour?
00:25:05Mmm, good guess.
00:25:07Alright, Beth.
00:25:12What you need?
00:25:14Well, what I need is y'all to give a brother a chance to warm up.
00:25:17And I'm telling you.
00:25:21I go Hiroshima on the geisha girl.
00:25:24I'm Chinese, motherfucker.
00:25:26Oh, so sorry.
00:25:28Let me rephrase that.
00:25:29I go Mugu Gaipan on the geisha girl.
00:25:32And then BAM!
00:25:33She's laid out like a flaming poo poo platter.
00:25:36Hey, Hot Shot.
00:25:38When do you play?
00:25:39Oh, that's right.
00:25:41You don't.
00:25:42Cause I kicked your ass.
00:25:44What was it?
00:25:457-2?
00:25:46Oh, 7-3, bitch.
00:25:48Anyway, I'm just over here ordering drinks.
00:25:51Then this Oriental rug muncher tries to star something.
00:25:55Whatever.
00:25:57Anyway, Beth.
00:25:58Can I get a whiskey sour and a rum or Coke?
00:26:01I brought you that information you wanted.
00:26:04Although I can't figure why you want to let those gangsters in this game.
00:26:08Well, their cash is as good as anyone else's.
00:26:11This seems like an unnecessary risk to me.
00:26:14Speaking of cash.
00:26:16I don't think 50's gonna cut it this year.
00:26:17Well, what's it gonna take then?
00:26:18What's that attitude?
00:26:19Sure sounds like attitude to me, son.
00:26:20No attitude, Sheriff.
00:26:21Honestly, I wanted to know.
00:26:2260 seems fair.
00:26:23Call it a cost-of-living increase.
00:26:24Of course, if we can't agree on that number, then I can always bust your ass and take all
00:26:25your damn money.
00:26:26Oh, Sheriff, take it easy.
00:26:27Take it easy.
00:26:28You can owe me the $15,000.
00:26:29Oh, you $15,000.
00:26:30Oh, you owe you $15,000.
00:26:31We'll count.
00:26:32$75,000, okay?
00:26:33If honestly, I wanted to know.
00:26:3760 seems fair.
00:26:40Call it a cost of living increase.
00:26:44Of course, if we can't agree on that number,
00:26:46then I can always bust your ass and take all your damn money.
00:26:50Sure, take it easy.
00:26:51You can owe me the $15,000.
00:26:54Oh, you $15,000.
00:26:56We'll count.
00:26:58$75,000 okay?
00:26:59You ain't good with the shit, Alec.
00:27:04I'll be done with that.
00:27:13If there's anything I can do for you, kid, let me know.
00:27:16If something comes up, I'll let you know,
00:27:18but everything's under control.
00:27:29Wendy, you're gorgeous and all,
00:27:32but I just don't see what the big deal is.
00:27:36You're way too soft and smooth.
00:27:40Don't be touching her.
00:27:47Switch with me for a second.
00:27:48How about now?
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:01Oh, yes.
00:28:03I can see how one would enjoy that.
00:28:05Especially if it were his hand.
00:28:09I mean, look at those hands.
00:28:10So big and strong, yet so manicured and...
00:28:15What's the word?
00:28:16Hmm, refined?
00:28:18Hmm, yes, that's it.
00:28:21Refined.
00:28:22Don't be fucking distracting me with all that homo talk.
00:28:27Does that mean you're interested?
00:28:29I mean, if you weren't interested,
00:28:31it shouldn't bother you, right?
00:28:34Knock it off and let me fucking shoot.
00:28:37You're about to get your ass whipped.
00:28:40Ooh.
00:28:41Promise?
00:28:42You must be a top.
00:28:46Look, I don't know what it is
00:28:48with this fucking top-bottom shit,
00:28:50but you better pray that that shot
00:28:51doesn't cost me to match, homo.
00:29:01Sit the fuck down.
00:29:04Ever the Gentleman.
00:29:06Hey, William.
00:29:06I don't recall asking you
00:29:09to join our conversation, Dorothy.
00:29:11You know, for someone of your persuasion,
00:29:24I'd expect you to be a little bit better at playing with a stick.
00:29:43Well, you won.
00:29:46What does that say about you?
00:29:47You haven't said anything all night?
00:30:13Well, I hope you win your little match.
00:30:16Well, thank you for being so damn supportive.
00:30:20Well, what are you going to tell them?
00:30:34On the house.
00:30:34Hi, Roller.
00:30:42Hi, Roller.
00:30:47What's in Cleveland for me?
00:30:48Nothing.
00:30:49And if I go...
00:30:50Nothing, huh?
00:30:51Just me.
00:30:52But apparently that doesn't matter.
00:30:58Keep it.
00:30:59Keep it.
00:30:59Keep it.
00:31:00Sorry, man.
00:31:09What the hell are you sorry for?
00:31:12Nothing, man.
00:31:13I'm just sorry it shits deep right now.
00:31:14That's awesome.
00:31:15Shut the fuck up.
00:31:20You knew she was staying, didn't you?
00:31:23No, man.
00:31:24I didn't know.
00:31:27I had to tell someone.
00:31:28You could have told me.
00:31:30No, I couldn't.
00:31:31You needed time to figure out your direction without me and the equation.
00:31:35And now you've figured it out.
00:31:37Your new direction, your 12 steps, your Bible studies, they're not part of my equation.
00:31:44Oh, but all the partying and all the nonsense, all that bullshit is?
00:31:48Well, yeah.
00:31:49You've changed your direction, but I haven't changed mine.
00:31:53It's not like when we first met.
00:31:56You weren't afraid to have fun, though.
00:31:57What?
00:31:58Oh, you want a comedian?
00:31:59Oh, I can tell some motherfucking jokes.
00:32:02I cracked your ass up.
00:32:04What, then?
00:32:05What do you want?
00:32:06I know I've been on this.
00:32:09You took a long time.
00:32:11Take a look at yourself.
00:32:13Take a look at yourself.
00:32:14Take a look at yourself.
00:32:16Take a look at yourself.
00:32:17Take a look at yourself.
00:32:18Take a look at yourself.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:24Oh, shit.
00:32:29I should have known you had a taste for white boys.
00:32:36Sit the fuck down.
00:32:40No, man, it ain't as bad as all that.
00:32:42I haven't even said shit yet.
00:32:44Listen, man, I did you a favor.
00:32:45You couldn't see that she was playing you.
00:32:47Shit, if it was me, I'd have to drop that hoe.
00:32:50Fuck!
00:32:54Don't forget to lay it here, dog.
00:32:56You still gotta play pool.
00:32:58Ugh!
00:33:04Hey, Stover, settle down.
00:33:07There's no refunds, so if you want to break your hand or something on that punk, then be my guest.
00:33:11But you're up.
00:33:13Harold Mosley, you too.
00:33:16Come on, let's get back to playing pool.
00:33:28Don't I know you?
00:33:47To know your enemy, you must first know yourself.
00:33:58Yes or no, motherfucker.
00:34:17You need something?
00:34:18Yeah, let me get a scotch.
00:34:19Double.
00:34:20Make it neat.
00:34:29The key is focus and confidence.
00:34:37The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy
00:34:42and does not allow the will of the enemy
00:34:47to be imposed on him.
00:34:55Cocky motherfucker.
00:34:57Survival of the fittest, yes.
00:35:03Pretend to be weak.
00:35:10And the enemy will grow arrogant.
00:35:18Who'd I have to blow to get a drink in this place?
00:35:22Why don't you try me, doll?
00:35:24I'll see what I can do.
00:35:26You know, I know people.
00:35:28Hey, Bubby D, let me run something by you.
00:35:30What you need?
00:35:32You got any kids?
00:35:36Yeah, I got two. They live with their mother in Nebraska. Why?
00:35:39Well, how would you name him?
00:35:41Because I'm trying to decide on a name for my little boy, but I haven't been able to pick out the right name for him.
00:35:45He's a cute kid.
00:35:48Old is he?
00:35:50He's 11 months, but in this picture he's, I don't know, maybe a month. I don't really remember when it was taken.
00:35:57Your kid's 11 months old and he ain't got a name yet.
00:36:01Well, actually, his dad named him Brian, but no, no.
00:36:07What's wrong with Brian? Brian's a good name. My little girl, she's got a friend named Brian. He's a good kid.
00:36:13Yeah, but see, that's the problem. You say the name Brian, and automatically you just assume good kid.
00:36:19See, I'm thinking it's got to be something more along the lines of Sebastian or Enrico.
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:29So your kid has got a name Brian, and you want to go and change his name?
00:36:35Well, yeah, because it's got to have something with more character, more panache than Brian.
00:36:40Panache.
00:36:41Yeah.
00:36:44Aren't you worried about, you know, fucking your kid up in the head with changing his name and all?
00:36:49Well, actually, he's staying with his dad right now until I can get a place of my own.
00:36:53Wait a second, don't you mean he's staying with his dad until you stop drinking?
00:36:57That's what the judge said. I mean, didn't she?
00:37:00Yeah, something like that asshole.
00:37:03You fuck.
00:37:08Here, let me get another drink in here.
00:37:09Hey, Tony. How's your pretty little girlfriend these days?
00:37:13Hey, motherfucker, what are you almost smiling about?
00:37:14It is indeed wise to know when to fight, and when not to fight.
00:37:18We've got a few problems.
00:37:19We've got a few problems.
00:37:50do with that guy he went Jesus on me you still shouldn't have done that to him to him please
00:37:56don't go acting all self-righteous on me Beth you know how it is we are not talking about me here
00:38:02so you want to shut the hell up to a master theory out of here you're not playing I ain't the only one
00:38:09not playing excuse me but uh when do I get to play some fucking pool Alex will be here in a minute
00:38:23after the Tony Harold match who Harold who the fuck is Harold he was just sitting right there
00:38:29where your boyfriend's sitting now boyfriend Marcus hey Marcus are you through that drink
00:38:39I've been on your face I'm feeling kind of thirsty
00:38:42better be careful don't want to leave the door open
00:38:59oh don't worry Tom you still got football and your millions of dollars and hey at least you're not
00:39:16playing for Cleveland yeah Cleveland
00:39:18oh man don't worry about a stick I'll buy you a new one she's yours man I ain't got nothing to do
00:39:35with her yo I'm telling you you wouldn't have met her if it weren't for me
00:39:39that motherfucker does not play next year
00:39:48don't worry about the wall dog I'll take care of that too
00:40:00okay Jenny Tim you're up you know the rules
00:40:07fucking finally come on Timmy
00:40:11who's gonna call in Tails
00:40:18who the hell calls Tails
00:40:23Tim Tim the table's yours
00:40:25Jenny are a superstar you need something to drink
00:40:31yeah bring me a big glass
00:40:34nice stick Tim
00:40:39where'd you get it
00:40:43Canada
00:40:43if she's playing what are you doing here
00:40:55she can't drive
00:40:58what are you her father why can't she drive
00:41:01no I'm not her father and I guess the state doesn't really like you too much after three DUIs
00:41:07actually even less after your fourth actually she works in my pool hall we had an employee tournament she won I'm just her driver for the weekend
00:41:22Beth keep them coming please
00:41:35not too bad on the break Tim
00:41:40of course I hope for your sake that's not your last shot of the game
00:41:44I mean you know no pressure no pressure
00:41:47there you go Timmy you take your time
00:41:49no hurries no worries
00:41:50just remember it's your kids counting on you you know it was college and all and
00:41:54hey you know if this isn't
00:41:55listen I don't mean to be rude
00:41:56but would you mind not talking so much please
00:41:58thank you
00:42:00here we go
00:42:14what's up Remy
00:42:31not much
00:42:33can I call you a cab you know I don't want you driving like this
00:42:39I didn't drive here thanks though I'll get one later
00:42:43Remy lost your boy lost you know it's time to go home
00:42:49well you gotta pull that on me huh I just got a headbutt from mr wrestling number five and now you want to kick me out of your little game of marbles here
00:42:55what yeah your little tournament here
00:42:59it could be great but it's too small time it's too quaint for real players
00:43:04you're kidding right
00:43:06hey don't get me wrong I'm down with it but you gotta admit it's still too under the radar for the serious action
00:43:13that's how I like it
00:43:15I know I know
00:43:18you're a nice guy
00:43:19you ain't bothering nobody and you're getting over
00:43:22yeah
00:43:22and that's fine for you
00:43:23but with young Corleone and Uncle Junior over there
00:43:26maybe they could take it to the bigs
00:43:28but you
00:43:29all by yourself
00:43:31with that has-been muscle and his bimbo behind the bar
00:43:34you'll never be a big shot
00:43:35never be a big shot
00:43:38huh
00:43:38what about you Remy you gonna be a big shot
00:43:41you think batting 130 in the majors makes you a big shot
00:43:44why you wanna play me like that huh
00:43:46those are postseason bets
00:43:50against the best of the league
00:43:51what can I say stats never lie
00:43:54don't matter
00:43:56see you're like Tony Gwynn
00:43:59nice guy
00:44:00consistent
00:44:01that's important
00:44:02me
00:44:03I'm Barry fucking Bonds
00:44:05nobody likes me
00:44:06but who gets the real dope
00:44:08you know we want that cab honey
00:44:15oh yeah baby
00:44:30was that impressive
00:44:31or did it just look impressive
00:44:33When do you sister help me, Zach?
00:44:47That's four.
00:44:49Thanks, sister.
00:44:51And another burp if you don't mind.
00:44:53But after the ride, though, because I don't want to get cold.
00:45:03Come on, come on.
00:45:31Yo, in case you haven't noticed, I have a big motherfucking headache.
00:45:35So you might want to stop with that tapping.
00:45:41Well, I must say, Tim, it's been a pleasure.
00:45:43No hard feelings, okay?
00:46:01I don't care who I play, I just want to play.
00:46:11Oh, shit, Beth.
00:46:13What the hell is your boyfriend?
00:46:15Wait, before you answer that, could you?
00:46:17Yeah, yeah.
00:46:19Can I help you with something?
00:46:21Can I help you with something?
00:46:23You need to stop drinking, because it's going to fuck up your game.
00:46:27Jesus!
00:46:28What the fuck?
00:46:29Take it easy.
00:46:30Take it easy.
00:46:31Take it easy.
00:46:32Okay?
00:46:33Sweet, sweet.
00:46:34I just, I don't want her messing up her game, okay?
00:46:36I just, I don't want her messing up her game, okay?
00:46:39Here it is, boys and girls.
00:46:51This is what you're all playing for.
00:46:56here it is boys and girls this is what you're all playing for well those of you still playing
00:47:10give me the case oh shit tim timmy be careful that thing you know you're gonna put an eye on
00:47:17or something i mean if you need the money or something god damn it for the first time in
00:47:21your life would you shut the fuck up jenny please shut the fuck up give me the case alex
00:47:25alex give him the case tell him to back off alex do it back the fuck up asshole alex give him the
00:47:34damn case you have no idea what you're doing i'll figure it out
00:47:39if you hurt her i swear what what the fuck are you gonna do marcus look look i'm sorry i beat you
00:47:48know if you're really the money i mean just timmy be careful give me the fucking case or something
00:47:52i mean shit shit it's all right uh mouse take care of tim beth can you help him
00:48:14so
00:48:16so
00:48:20so
00:48:24so
00:48:28so
00:48:32Shouldn't you be making a, uh, what do you call it, a split?
00:48:55I don't know.
00:48:57Should I?
00:48:58Well, it depends on where the break is.
00:49:00I think, um, it seems like the fracture is right on the joint.
00:49:05Girl Scouts.
00:49:08Yes.
00:49:09Ow!
00:49:11Motherfucker!
00:49:13I, I, I, I, I, I did get that badge.
00:49:16Good luck.
00:49:23Yeah, uh, do you mind?
00:49:25I gotta take a leak.
00:49:30You wanna watch?
00:49:33Get out of here.
00:49:34Here we go.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:37How'd I do that?
00:49:39Oh, my God.
00:49:41Oh.
00:49:43The dark light, the dark light, the dark light.
00:49:47I'm sure it's right.
00:49:48Holy shit, what was that?
00:50:13Oh, don't worry about it, baby.
00:50:15Are you okay?
00:50:16Yeah, I'm fine, I guess.
00:50:18Holy shit.
00:50:22How's Jacob's?
00:50:23Oh, he's trying to get fixed up.
00:50:26Well, I gotta check his file.
00:50:28As well as the rest of these fucking strangers.
00:50:36Uh, Jenny R. Superstar.
00:50:39Harold R. Superstar.
00:50:44Okay, now you're just mocking me.
00:50:46You know, I almost had my throat slit.
00:50:48Take it easy.
00:50:53You're trying to say thanks.
00:50:57You're welcome, Jenny.
00:50:59Bye.
00:50:59Bye.
00:50:59Bye.
00:51:00Bye.
00:51:00Bye.
00:51:00Bye.
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00:51:14Bye.
00:51:14Bye.
00:51:15Bye.
00:51:29Gone in my head
00:51:33You were my friend
00:51:39Don't waste your mind
00:51:45Remembering me
00:51:51Dude, where you heading?
00:51:56I gotta take a leak.
00:51:58You're gonna have to wait till Jacob's in there.
00:52:01In that case, he can take his time.
00:52:05Tell you what, why don't you go ahead and knock?
00:52:07He's been in there for a while.
00:52:11Jesus, what the fuck was that?
00:52:17Wait, what the fuck you doing?
00:52:19Don't tell him Norman Bates got going on behind that door.
00:52:22Hey, what the fuck is that?
00:52:25What the fuck are you doing? Don't go busting in on a crazy person.
00:52:29Okay, you got it. Go for it.
00:52:32Goddamn.
00:52:38Goddamn is right.
00:52:41Goddamn is right.
00:52:44We're not untrue
00:52:50When we forget
00:52:54How far can I shut up?
00:52:56Well, you're really on a roll.
00:53:11How long do you think you can keep that up?
00:53:12Wow, you're really on a roll.
00:53:23How long do you think you can keep that up?
00:53:26See, I thought you were just getting lucky.
00:53:29You're using the rails a little bit much, aren't you?
00:53:31How long do you think that's going to work for you?
00:53:33I just don't think you can keep it up.
00:53:36Hey, Wendy, want to get a chance?
00:53:38Yeah, well, what, two games in a row?
00:53:42You're looking pretty good, I guess.
00:53:45What you thinking? How you feeling?
00:53:47What's up?
00:53:48How good are you?
00:53:50Can you keep this up?
00:54:08Sure.
00:54:10Look, son, I can't have this shit going on here.
00:54:14This better be the end of it.
00:54:16Everything's under control.
00:54:25Damn it!
00:54:26Okay, so what's that?
00:54:39Three?
00:54:41You know, you're doing real well, Harry.
00:54:44Those are Jenny R-like numbers, and I applied that.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:52Real well.
00:54:53Oh, I mean, absolutely brilliant.
00:54:56Just brilliant.
00:54:57Great shooting, my man.
00:55:00Oh, Wendy, oh, wait a minute.
00:55:05Another, another drink.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:16And you, what are you doing?
00:55:20You're in my seat.
00:55:28Asshole.
00:55:33What are you doing?
00:55:35Sweet, honey, it's your shot.
00:55:37Huh?
00:55:39What?
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:43Here we go.
00:55:44Here we go.
00:55:50Here we go.
00:55:55Oh, my God.
00:56:25Uh, Carpone and Amanda?
00:56:55Yo, what the fuck is that bitch doin'?
00:57:16Wendy knows that I know that you know what you just did.
00:57:44You know, since you wanna fuck me so bad, maybe you aren't such a dyke.
00:58:01Yo man, there's still some yuppie blood on the floor in there.
00:58:09You might wanna get some Fantastic or Formula 408 or whatever to clean that shit up, alright?
00:58:16Well this is it, Jenny Priest.
00:58:23Jenny, you're a superstar? Call it.
00:58:30Jenny, you're a superstar? Call it.
00:58:43Oh, Tails.
00:58:45She can go first. You look like you could use the money.
00:58:52Maybe get yourself some more ink. You missed a spot.
00:59:00Yes, good shot.
00:59:17Is it me? Or is it quiet in here? Almost too quiet.
00:59:24Your girl won't be able to talk shit to that guy.
00:59:34Guess you'll just have to beat his ass on the table then.
00:59:36An hour ago, it looked like it was your ass he was gonna beat with the table.
00:59:40You don't wanna talk shit to these guys, man.
00:59:43Of course, beating the shit out of a mob guy is a great way to impress the ladies, you know?
00:59:49Hey, what am I telling you for? Like you don't know that already.
00:59:53You think they're really mob guys?
00:59:58Nah, he just buys his clothes in that new soprano section in a men's store.
01:00:03He can't remember the recipe for spaghetti, but I bet he digs a hell of a hole in the woods after a good whack.
01:00:09Hey, take a look at him, though. He's soft.
01:00:13You could take him.
01:00:28Come on, Courtney, love. What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:00:40Keep talking.
01:00:41Are you even fucking trying?
01:00:43I gotta tell you, Courtney, I'm not impressed.
01:00:45You know, this isn't any fucking fun.
01:00:47Shit, the best competition I've had all tournament was from the fucking queer.
01:00:58What the fuck is going on here?
01:01:05Let's go, Courtney-hate. Your shot. Make something, anything. Just make it interesting for me.
01:01:14I'm not gonna shoot. And don't fucking patronize me.
01:01:18You wanna win? Go ahead, take your shot. Besides, you scratched on purpose.
01:01:22No shit. Come on. Get up here and take a shot. Do a shot. Start yammering again.
01:01:27Do something. Fine.
01:01:40Holy shit, what? Nobody wants to win.
01:01:48What the fuck was that? Your shot.
01:01:52You're fucking nuts. As if all that shit all over your body wasn't indication enough.
01:01:59Mother fucker.
01:02:01Spirit of competition.
01:02:22What's up, dude?
01:02:23What the fuck do you want?
01:02:24Just chilling, you know?
01:02:25No, I don't fucking know, hot shot.
01:02:27Looks like your boy's taking care of business, huh?
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30Apparently, yeah.
01:02:31Looks like you're gonna be taking care of business with that illustrated chick.
01:02:40The fuck are you talking about?
01:02:41What's so high, man?
01:02:42Every now and then, you gotta get your freak on, you know?
01:02:43Tap some juvenile delinquent.
01:02:44Hey, uh, a boyfriend over there? You didn't take too kindly to it, though.
01:02:48Not that that matters, you know? Fine looking, well dressed individual like yourself.
01:02:51Now, a boy over there? You didn't take too kindly to it, though.
01:02:55Not that that matters, you know? Fine looking, well dressed individual like yourself?
01:02:58No. A boy over there? You didn't take too kindly to it, though.
01:03:03juvenile delinquent? A boyfriend over there? You didn't take too kindly to it, though.
01:03:12Not that that matters, you know. Fine-looking, well-dressed individual like yourself?
01:03:17Now, her boy over there, he made some derogatory remarks about your weight and your ethnic
01:03:26background, which I won't repeat. But he did say something to the effect of you and your
01:03:32boy at JV. JV, huh? What else did he say? Yeah, dude. He said you and your boy are a couple
01:03:45of Corleone wannabes who must have been sent out here to the sticks because y'all couldn't
01:03:49hack real shit. So, like, yeah. He said y'all were, like, errand boys or shoeshine boys or
01:03:59something.
01:04:00Now, middle of your feet, I'm moving on to you.
01:04:06Fuck!
01:04:08Fuck!
01:04:10Fuck!
01:04:11Fuck!
01:04:12Fuck!
01:04:13Fuck!
01:04:14Fuck!
01:04:15Fuck!
01:04:16Fuck!
01:04:17Fuck!
01:04:18Fuck!
01:04:19Fuck!
01:04:20Fuck!
01:04:21Fuck!
01:04:22Fuck!
01:04:23Fuck!
01:04:24Fuck!
01:04:25Fucking move to another fucking distance like me!
01:04:27Stop!
01:04:28Mouth!
01:04:29Get in here!
01:04:30Stop!
01:04:31Stop.
01:04:32Are you all right?
01:04:34I'm all right.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:39Agh!
01:04:41Uh.
01:04:42Ugh.
01:04:43Uh.
01:04:44You all right?
01:05:03Let me hit the bathroom.
01:05:04What are you, crazy?
01:05:06What are you doing provoking that guy?
01:05:09I was just talking.
01:05:10Fucking bastard beats my ass on account of a conversation.
01:05:13Remy, go to the bathroom and get it cleaned up.
01:05:15Mouse, give this to pick me and then we'll come back here.
01:05:18I want you to keep an eye on that guy.
01:05:20Stop.
01:05:43Here's a little sun for your kid, Courtney.
01:05:55Look, if you want your money back, I've got $5,000 in my pocket.
01:06:02One wins battle if I'm making no mistakes, Alex.
01:06:09That establishes a certainty of victory.
01:06:14Congratulations, man.
01:06:15You did good.
01:06:16Good.
01:06:17Mouse, what are you doing?
01:06:18You're hanging with that guy.
01:06:19You're telling him what you could do.
01:06:20I've got to go get out like so.
01:06:21He's fine.
01:06:22Oh, he knows.
01:06:23He'll be here in a minute.
01:06:24Don't leave, Mouse.
01:06:25Please.
01:06:26You're hanging with that guy.
01:06:27You're telling him what you could do.
01:06:29I've got to go get out like so.
01:06:30He's fine.
01:06:31Oh, he knows.
01:06:32He'll be here in a minute.
01:06:33Don't leave, Mouse.
01:06:34Please.
01:06:35Bye.
01:06:36Bye.
01:06:37Bye.
01:06:38Bye.
01:06:39Bye.
01:06:40Bye.
01:06:41Bye.
01:06:42Bye.
01:06:43Bye.
01:06:44Bye.
01:06:45Bye.
01:06:46Bye.
01:06:47Bye.
01:06:48Bye.
01:06:49Bye.
01:06:50Bye.
01:06:51Bye.
01:06:52Bye.
01:06:53Bye.
01:07:01Bye.
01:07:02Bye.
01:07:05Bye.
01:07:06Bye.
01:07:07Bye.
01:07:08Bye.
01:07:09Bye.
01:07:10Bye.
01:07:12One for the money.
01:07:17Two for Show Biz.
01:07:19Three to show these mother fuckers what time it is!
01:07:25what's up sports fans going the hard way yeah we're not there yet
01:07:40it
01:07:54no but that's it
01:07:56where's my fucking money
01:07:58you want to go and try to see what's the hold up
01:08:02you guys stay tight
01:08:03i'll get your money
01:08:09your eyes
01:08:15give up the case house
01:08:17where's the keys
01:08:18where's the fucking key i don't have it
01:08:20who does
01:08:25another cut through that show
01:08:32steak not was made for cutting flesh
01:08:35what
01:08:42Beth doesn't have the key.
01:08:51What is going on in here?
01:08:53Beth, thank God, baby, call the...
01:08:55Shut up!
01:08:56What the fuck are you dumb shits doing?
01:08:58How long does it take to get a fucking case?
01:09:01Alex?
01:09:02Where's the key?
01:09:03What the hell is going on?
01:09:05Where is the fucking key?
01:09:07Baby, what are you doing?
01:09:09This is your money too.
01:09:10Don't I give you all the money that you need?
01:09:11Yeah, five bucks at a time.
01:09:13What am I?
01:09:14A seven year old?
01:09:15I am sick of having to ask for my allowance.
01:09:18Now, where's the key?
01:09:23Beth, don't do this.
01:09:27Oh, shit.
01:09:32Let's go.
01:09:35Alex?
01:09:38No, so let him go.
01:09:41Alex, what the fuck is going on here?
01:09:55It's under control.
01:09:57Hold on.
01:09:58We need to work this out.
01:10:15Freeze!
01:10:16Freeze!
01:10:18We got a big fucking problem here.
01:10:21Care to explain?
01:10:22Because I'm all fucking ears.
01:10:24Where's my money?
01:10:25I've got your money.
01:10:26Well, where the fuck is it?
01:10:27I had it all under control.
01:10:29We'll figure it out then.
01:10:44Hey, Wendy, can you reach down behind there and get the case behind the box?
01:11:02You mean the money was right there the whole time?
01:11:05Oh, son of a bitch.
01:11:06See you next year.
01:11:07See you next year.
01:11:08See you next year.
01:11:09See you next year.
01:11:10This fucking bitch is heavier than she looks.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:12Yeah.
01:11:13Yeah.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:16You guys have yours on the desk.
01:11:18Yeah.
01:11:19Sure.
01:11:20Yes.
01:11:21This fucking bitch is heavier than she looks.
01:11:51Next year, boss.
01:12:21I don't know.
01:12:51I have to run the numbers.
01:13:08I don't know.
01:13:15I don't know.
01:13:22I don't know.
01:13:29I don't know.
01:13:36I don't know.
01:13:43I don't know.
01:13:50I don't know.
01:13:51I don't know.
01:13:52I don't know.
01:13:57I don't know.
01:14:00Feel everything accessible is mine
01:14:06It's like a hurricane in your soul
01:14:12And you notice that the others say goodbye
01:14:18Turn your eyes and feel your own
01:14:25They say you'll go round and round and round and round
01:14:33So she said I'd come around
01:14:37Dreamless, never found
01:14:39Time is moving on
01:14:44What a time, a better day
01:14:49Men just fell to through my head
01:14:52I am so alive
01:14:58Where did all the days go when I dream
01:15:03My machine
01:15:05And I feel
01:15:09That everything in front of me is gone
01:15:15It's like you feel the same
01:15:19When you're alone
01:15:21And you know that I don't think
01:15:26That we should stay
01:15:28Shift your eyes
01:15:31And do a song
01:15:34Cause they'll go round and round and round and round
01:15:41So she said I'd come around
01:15:46Dreamless, never found
01:15:49Time is moving on
01:15:53What a time, a better day
01:15:58I am so alive
01:16:05I am so alive
01:16:07So she said I'd come around
01:16:11So she said I'd come around
01:16:13So she said I'd come around
01:16:31So she said I'd come around
01:16:36Dreamless, never found
01:16:39Time is moving on
01:16:43Time is moving on
01:16:46What a time, a better day
01:16:48I am so alive
01:16:49I am so alive
01:16:50I am so alive
01:16:55So she said I'd come around
01:16:59So she said I'd come around
01:17:01So she said I'd come around
01:17:02Dreamless, never found
01:17:04Time is moving on
01:17:07Time is moving on
01:17:11What a time, a better day
01:17:13Memories fell to through my head
01:17:16I am so alive
01:17:18I am so alive
01:17:22I am so alive
01:17:23Shut it out now
01:17:25Shut it out now
01:17:26Shut it out now
01:17:28No, no, no
01:17:29Shut it out now
01:17:31Shut it out now
01:17:33Shut it out now
01:17:34Shut it out now
01:17:35No, no
01:17:36If I'm in my dreams
01:17:39And take me away
01:17:42Time is moving on
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