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00:00:00Gracias por ver el video
00:00:30Unbelievable
00:00:42I counted a dozen ways for things to go wrong
00:00:49But I never thought of this
00:00:53No way
00:01:00Just a few hours ago, everything was going great
00:01:06I had everything under control
00:01:10I had everything under control
00:01:19There's a time to be
00:01:40And it's time to scream out for more than you think
00:01:51You've been careful
00:01:54And over and over again
00:02:04Is willing to reach out my hand
00:02:08They will surely slip away
00:02:14Surely slip away
00:02:24Well, this is it
00:02:31My place
00:02:33It's hard to believe it's that time again
00:02:36Most people get one, maybe two weeks of vacation
00:02:40And work the other fifty
00:02:41They got it backwards
00:02:43What kind of operation are you running here, Alex?
00:03:08Look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:03:19Will you let him go already?
00:03:22Remember, Mouse, everyone except these two
00:03:24Let him go
00:03:25I gotta tell you, Alex
00:03:32I ain't impressed
00:03:33You need to train your help a little bit better
00:03:35Or maybe next year we'll supply the help
00:03:37Don't worry about it
00:03:39Once you get yourself something to drink
00:03:41We're still waiting on a couple players
00:03:43So make yourselves comfortable
00:03:44I assume that went
00:03:46Yes, of course
00:03:47By the way
00:03:49I ain't all that impressed with the competition this year either
00:03:52There better be some players left in the draw
00:03:54Or I'm gonna be real fucking disappointed
00:03:56Three things I love
00:04:09Statistics
00:04:10Baseball
00:04:11And pool
00:04:14My dad wanted me to be an accountant
00:04:16But as I said earlier, that's for suckers
00:04:19So to make ends meet, I put on a pool tournament
00:04:23200 players at five grand a head
00:04:28The winner takes home half a mil
00:04:33I know, I know
00:04:37That leaves only half a mil for myself
00:04:39But I make do
00:04:40That's my fiancée, Beth
00:05:02One of the three people that helped me out for the week
00:05:05And yes, everyone always asks
00:05:09Why in the hell do you let your girl dress like that?
00:05:12Well
00:05:12Most players come for the money
00:05:15Some come for the competition
00:05:17But I know a few come just for the experience
00:05:20And my girl or not, I have eyes too
00:05:23Did I say three things?
00:05:27I meant four things
00:05:28Do it again, you know you wouldn't linger long enough for my ass
00:05:44Mouse, we've been in and out of here a dozen times
00:05:56I think you know who's got the tighter ass
00:05:58And it's not him
00:06:00Oh, come on, look at the guy
00:06:18What, he afraid he's packing cases Volvo?
00:06:22You made it this far, Gormer?
00:06:41I'm real impressed
00:06:43Well, hey
00:06:45Better to be lucky than good
00:06:46Right, Gormer?
00:06:47Hey, Beth
00:06:50Did you tip the pizza delivery boy?
00:06:54He's still here, you know
00:06:55Keep talking, Gormer
00:07:17Wendy, Wendy, Wendy
00:07:22What can I say?
00:07:25She's Wendy
00:07:25She's there mainly as a distraction
00:07:30But if the players in the hole need a pack of smokes or a drink
00:07:34She'll help them out
00:07:35But for some
00:07:37Like Beth
00:07:39She's part of the experience
00:07:43Oh, and she's the sheriff's daughter
00:07:45Which doesn't hurt
00:07:46Wendy
00:07:49The game is nine ball
00:07:56Single elimination race to seven matches
00:07:59You lose, you go home with nothing
00:08:01So far, 192 hustlers, gamblers, and hacks
00:08:06Have hit the street empty-handed
00:08:07In the next six hours
00:08:10Seven more will join them
00:08:11That's Mouse
00:08:17The muscle
00:08:18Heavyweight Golden Gloves champion in 1991
00:08:21Detached retina in 93 ended his pro career
00:08:24In the four years that I've held the tournament
00:08:28There have been only three brawls
00:08:30Mouse doesn't start fights
00:08:33He finishes them
00:08:35Stubber here yet?
00:08:38Nope, not yet
00:08:39Well
00:08:48It's not the first match anyway
00:08:51Let's do it
00:08:53Everyone, this is it
00:09:13We'll play straight through from now until winner's decided
00:09:16Seven matches left
00:09:18First up
00:09:19Tom McGill vs. Amanda Lou
00:09:20Goodbye
00:09:22Watch where the fuck you're going, cowboy
00:09:35What's the matter, fat man?
00:09:41The padre got you on a short leash
00:09:43A fucking short fat grease
00:09:46Hurry up and loose, Garth Brooks
00:09:47Your sheep are getting rolling
00:09:49Come on, Gil, let's go
00:09:51Thanks for the steak, baby
00:09:58How you doing?
00:10:00Are you sure these things are necessary?
00:10:04I mean, call it a hunch
00:10:06Well, how come you've never used them before?
00:10:11I've never had a hunch like this before
00:10:13What I meant was
00:10:16How come you've never used them before?
00:10:19On me
00:10:19I still don't understand why you don't just take your money
00:10:27I mean, what the fuck are these schmucks gonna do about it?
00:10:31It's not about the money
00:10:32It's called the spirit of competition
00:10:34You and the fucking spirit of competition
00:10:38The spirit of competition
00:10:40I'm challenging myself
00:10:42If I win
00:10:43I prove to myself
00:10:44To you
00:10:45To that guy Alex
00:10:46The fucking gormapile
00:10:48The fucking tattoo you standing next to the yuppie over there
00:10:50To all these fucks
00:10:52Just one more way
00:10:53To prove that I'm better than they are
00:10:54But if you don't win
00:10:59I'd still take the money, man
00:11:02Amanda call it in the air
00:11:09Why does a dyke get to call it?
00:11:12Dyke?
00:11:13Amanda no dyke
00:11:14Amanda loved G.I. long time
00:11:17Are we gonna go through this again?
00:11:19Tommy Gill
00:11:20Mama's boy
00:11:23Family owns a few strip malls
00:11:26Got his Marine Corps tat outside the gate on his way to boot camp
00:11:31Then only lasted a week before they kicked his ass out
00:11:34Remember I said there had been three fights?
00:11:39Well, Gill started all of them
00:11:41Sucker punched each guy
00:12:11Got his ass handed to him
00:12:24I don't care who fucking calls it
00:12:33Let the fucking redneck call it
00:12:41Call in the air
00:12:47I don't want to call it
00:12:48Okay, okay, for shit's sake
00:12:52Hey, it's for what the lady's gonna give me after the match
00:12:55Tails
00:13:06Fuck
00:13:07Thanks
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00:15:35¡Gracias!
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00:15:49¡No, no, no, no, no!
00:15:51¡Gracias!
00:15:53¡No, no, no, no, no!
00:15:57¡Gracias!
00:15:59¡Hey!
00:16:01¿Por qué se me ha visto?
00:16:03¡Oh, vamos!
00:16:05¡No, no, no, no, no!
00:16:15Wendy, you wearing any underpants?
00:16:19Why?
00:16:20Like you don't wanna know, but...
00:16:27Hey, Wendy, are you wearing any fucking underwear?
00:16:35So, what did she say?
00:16:37She said no.
00:16:39She said no.
00:16:43Are you satisfied now?
00:16:45Yeah, I am if you are.
00:16:47Need to know anything else?
00:16:53Hot damn!
00:16:55Couldn't sit right here, you might be here a while!
00:16:57Don't worry, I won't get too comfortable.
00:16:59Don't worry, I won't get too comfortable.
00:17:01No, no, no.
00:17:02No it won't get too requests, I won't get too much.
00:17:03No, no, no.
00:17:04I can't see.
00:17:05It's supposed to be hard for us.
00:17:07In terms of, you know you're wearing a tectin'
00:17:08The other thing is going to be wearing a tectin'
00:17:09This is a week, and it's supposed to be in a tectin'
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00:18:54So sweet of you.
00:19:03Amanda?
00:19:04That was a Black Widow autographed pool cue.
00:19:08I paid $3.50.
00:19:16Oh hell, take my cue too.
00:19:19Shit.
00:19:24See you next year.
00:19:29Yeah, see you next year.
00:19:43Damn.
00:19:45That was a hell of a match, Gil.
00:19:47Nice technique, man.
00:19:48What is that, 0 for 3?
00:19:490 for 4.
00:19:50Is Gil coming back next year?
00:19:55Yeah, he's coming back.
00:19:57Just like 174 with 193 losers.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:08Hey.
00:20:09I said, how are we doing on beer?
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:12I think I need to get some.
00:20:14Sure.
00:20:15Well, I gotta check the brackets.
00:20:17Everybody sit tight.
00:20:18Now here's the chaos.
00:20:31Stems from the letdown.
00:20:34Power to move.
00:20:35Stare the flow in the wrong direction.
00:20:40I've been able to get out, get away.
00:20:42All you do is fuck my.
00:20:43What do you think you're doing?
00:20:50What do you mean?
00:20:52You know what I mean.
00:20:54That's the third time I've seen your ass today.
00:20:56Well, you should pay closer attention.
00:21:02Hmm.
00:21:03Well, it's no one's surprise.
00:21:21Gil's been eliminated again.
00:21:23Next up, Billy Carpone, Dana Jones.
00:21:26I want you to watch out for that pretty boy fuck.
00:21:35Something ain't right about him, bro.
00:21:40Hi.
00:21:41I'm Dana.
00:21:41I guess we're next.
00:21:43How you doing?
00:21:47Is there a problem?
00:21:48Nah.
00:21:49There's no problem.
00:21:50Don't touch me again.
00:21:51I was just saying hello.
00:21:54Hi, hello.
00:21:56How you doing?
00:21:56Shalom.
00:21:57Feliz Navidad.
00:21:58Don't fucking touch me again.
00:22:04Nah, you go first.
00:22:05I don't fucking want you behind me.
00:22:08That's fine with me.
00:22:12I'm a bottom.
00:22:13I don't...
00:22:25I don't...
00:22:28I don't...
00:22:34...
00:22:36I don't...
00:22:36Gracias.
00:22:54No, Cliff.
00:22:58Hey Alex, while you're back there, grab me a couple of beers.
00:23:02Beth will be right back.
00:23:04You know what, don't even worry about it.
00:23:07I can help myself.
00:23:09Bitch.
00:23:14Hey Beth, where you been?
00:23:17Hey, where's the beer?
00:23:20Huh?
00:23:21Oh, that's what I was supposed to get.
00:23:24Don't worry about it.
00:23:26I mean, there's plenty here.
00:23:26They did not even look.
00:23:28Anyway, I gotta get to the office.
00:23:30Uh, Jenny needs a couple of beers.
00:23:33And check on our Italian friends.
00:23:36There it is.
00:23:37Excuse me, folks.
00:23:39I will be right back.
00:23:42Oh Alex, the sheriff's in your office.
00:23:52Find anything interesting, Sheriff?
00:23:53Not as interesting as what I found out on those two wops.
00:23:58How's the game going?
00:24:01Sheriff Ronnie Lane.
00:24:0323 years in office.
00:24:06Succeeded his father, who served 32.
00:24:09Last year, his deputies made 138 DUI arrests.
00:24:1317 convictions.
00:24:15121 mysteriously disappear.
00:24:17My father did him a favor a while back.
00:24:21Something involving a grand jury.
00:24:24Sheriff said some nice words at his funeral,
00:24:26then dated my mom for a while.
00:24:29I pay him 50 a year.
00:24:32Game's great.
00:24:33Got some really great matches.
00:24:35Ain't trouble this year?
00:24:36Tommy Gill?
00:24:38Same stuff, different year.
00:24:41Another one dollar.
00:24:44Winnie's great.
00:24:44Great.
00:24:47Ice water.
00:24:55Come on, dog.
00:24:56You know you need at least one drink
00:24:58to relax your nerves, huh?
00:24:59Water.
00:25:00This motherfucker know he can't play pool without drinking.
00:25:03Hey Jazz, whiskey sour?
00:25:05Yeah, good guess.
00:25:07All right, bet.
00:25:13What you need?
00:25:14Well, what I need is y'all
00:25:15to give a brother a chance to warm up.
00:25:17Man, I'm telling you.
00:25:21I go Hiroshima on the geisha girl.
00:25:24I'm Chinese, motherfucker.
00:25:26Oh, so sorry.
00:25:28Let me rephrase that.
00:25:29I go Mugu Guy Pan on the geisha girl.
00:25:32And then bam!
00:25:33She's laid out like a flaming poo-poo platter.
00:25:36Hey, Hot Shot.
00:25:38When do you play?
00:25:39Oh, that's right.
00:25:41You don't.
00:25:42Because I kicked your ass.
00:25:44What was it?
00:25:457-2?
00:25:467-3, bitch.
00:25:48Anyway, I'm just over here ordering drinks.
00:25:51Then this Oriental rug muncher tries to star something.
00:25:55Whatever.
00:25:57Anyway, Beth.
00:25:58Can I get a whiskey sour and a rum or Coke?
00:26:02I brought you that information you wanted.
00:26:05Although I can't figure why you want to let those gangsters in this game.
00:26:09Well, their cash is as good as anyone else's.
00:26:12This seems like an unnecessary risk to me.
00:26:15Speaking of cash.
00:26:16I don't think 50's going to cut it, this year.
00:26:25Well, what's it going to take, then?
00:26:27What's that attitude?
00:26:29Sure sound like attitude to me, son.
00:26:32No attitude, Sheriff.
00:26:33Honestly, I wanted to know.
00:26:3760 seems fair.
00:26:40Call it a cost of living increase.
00:26:43Of course, if we can't agree on that number, then I can always bust your ass and take all your day away.
00:26:50Oh, Sheriff, take it easy.
00:26:51You can owe me the $15,000.
00:26:54Oh, you $15,000.
00:26:56What can I?
00:26:58$75,000, okay?
00:27:01You ain't good with the shit, Alex.
00:27:04I'll be done with that.
00:27:13If there's anything I can do for you, kid, let me know.
00:27:16If something comes up, I'll let you know, but everything's under control.
00:27:29Wendy, you're gorgeous and all, but I just don't see what the big deal is.
00:27:35You're way too soft and smooth.
00:27:40Don't be touching her.
00:27:47Switch with me for a second.
00:27:48How about now?
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:01Oh, yes.
00:28:02I can see how one would enjoy that.
00:28:05Especially if it were his hand.
00:28:09I mean, look at those hands.
00:28:10So big and strong, yet so manicured and...
00:28:15What's the word?
00:28:17Hmm, refined?
00:28:18Mm, yes, that's it.
00:28:21Refined.
00:28:22Don't be fucking distracting me with all that homo talk.
00:28:27Does that mean you're interested?
00:28:29I mean, if you weren't interested, it shouldn't bother you, right?
00:28:34Knock it off and let me fucking shoot.
00:28:37You're about to get your ass whipped.
00:28:40Ooh.
00:28:41Promise?
00:28:42You must be a top.
00:28:44Look.
00:28:45I don't know what it is with this fucking top-bottom shit, but you better pray that that shot doesn't cost me to match, homo.
00:28:53Sit the fuck down.
00:29:04Ever the gentleman.
00:29:06Hey, William.
00:29:06I don't recall asking you to join our conversation, Dorothy.
00:29:11You know, for someone of your persuasion,
00:29:41you're playing with a stick.
00:29:43Well, you won.
00:29:46What does that say about you?
00:29:47What does that say about you?
00:29:47You haven't said anything all night?
00:30:13I hope you won your little match.
00:30:16Well, thank you for being so damn supportive.
00:30:19Well, what are you going to tell them?
00:30:33Oh, on the house.
00:30:39Hi, roller.
00:30:40Hi, roller.
00:30:47What's in Cleveland for me?
00:30:48Nothing.
00:30:49And if I go...
00:30:50Nothing, huh?
00:30:51Just me.
00:30:52But apparently that doesn't matter.
00:30:58Keep it.
00:31:08Sorry, man.
00:31:09What the hell are you sorry for?
00:31:12Nothing, man.
00:31:13I'm just sorry it sheds deep right now.
00:31:14That's all.
00:31:14Shut the fuck up.
00:31:20You knew she was staying, didn't you?
00:31:23No, man.
00:31:24I didn't know.
00:31:27I had to tell someone.
00:31:29You could have told me.
00:31:30No, I couldn't.
00:31:30You needed time to figure out your direction without me and the equation.
00:31:35And now you've figured it out.
00:31:37Your new direction, your 12 steps, your Bible studies, they're not part of my equation.
00:31:44Oh, but all the partying and all the nonsense, all that bullshit is?
00:31:48Well, yeah.
00:31:49You've changed your direction, but I haven't changed mine.
00:31:52It's not like when we first met, you weren't afraid to have fun, though.
00:31:58Oh, you want a comedian?
00:32:00Oh, I can tell some motherfucking jokes.
00:32:02I'll crack your ass up.
00:32:04What, then?
00:32:05What do you want?
00:32:06What do you want me to do with that?
00:32:20I'm sorry.
00:32:24Oh, shit.
00:32:29I should have known you had a taste for white boys.
00:32:36Sit the fuck down.
00:32:40No, man, it ain't as bad as all that.
00:32:42I haven't even said shit yet.
00:32:44Listen, man, I did you a favor.
00:32:46You couldn't see that she was playing you.
00:32:48Shit, if it was me, I'd have to drop that hoe.
00:32:50Fuck!
00:32:54Don't forget to lay a hit, dog.
00:32:56You still gotta play pool.
00:33:04Hey, Stover, settle down.
00:33:07There's no refund, so if you want to break your hand or something on that punk, then be my guest.
00:33:12But you're up.
00:33:14Harold Mosley, you too.
00:33:16Come on, let's get back to playing pool.
00:33:34Don't I know you?
00:33:35To know your enemy, you must first know yourself.
00:33:59Yes or no, motherfucker?
00:34:00You need something?
00:34:18Yeah, let me get a scotch, double, make it neat.
00:34:21The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy,
00:34:41and does not allow the will of the enemy
00:34:44to be imposed on him.
00:34:55Cocky motherfucker.
00:34:58Survival of the fittest, yes.
00:35:03Pretend to be weak.
00:35:05And the enemy will grow arrogant.
00:35:13Who do I have to blow to get a drink in this place?
00:35:21Why don't you try me, doll?
00:35:24I'll see what I can do.
00:35:26You know, I know people.
00:35:28Hey, Bobby D, let me run something by you.
00:35:31What you need?
00:35:32You got any kids?
00:35:33Yeah, I got two, they live with their mother in Nebraska, why?
00:35:40Well, how would you name him,
00:35:41because I'm trying to decide on a name for my little boy,
00:35:43but I haven't been able to pick out the right name for him.
00:35:47He's a cute kid.
00:35:49Old is he?
00:35:49He's 11 months, but in this picture, he's, I don't know, maybe a month.
00:35:55I don't really remember when it was taken.
00:35:59Your kid's 11 months old, and he ain't got a name yet.
00:36:03Well, actually, his dad named him Brian, but no, no.
00:36:08What's wrong with Brian?
00:36:09Brian's a good name.
00:36:10My little girl, she's got a friend named Brian.
00:36:13He's a good kid.
00:36:14Yeah, but see, that's the problem.
00:36:16You say the name Brian, automatically you just assume good kid.
00:36:19See, I'm thinking it's got to be something more along the lines of Sebastian or Enrico.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:29So your kid has got a name Brian,
00:36:32and you want to go and change his name?
00:36:36Yeah, because it's got to have something more character, more panache than Brian.
00:36:41Panache.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:44Aren't you worried about, you know,
00:36:46fucking your kid up in the head with changing his name?
00:36:49No, no, no.
00:36:49Well, actually, he's staying with his dad right now until I can get a place of my own.
00:36:53Wait a second.
00:36:54Don't you mean he's staying with his dad until you stop drinking?
00:36:57That's what the judge said.
00:36:59I mean, didn't she?
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:01Something like that, asshole.
00:37:04You fuck.
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:08Yeah, let me get another drink in here.
00:37:09Hey, Tom, how's your pretty little girlfriend these days?
00:37:31Hey, motherfucker, what are you almost smiling about?
00:37:33Well, it is indeed wise to know when to fight and when not to fight.
00:37:39We've got a few problems.
00:37:49What am I supposed to do with that guy?
00:37:51He went Jesus on me.
00:37:52You still shouldn't have done that to him.
00:37:54To him?
00:37:56Please.
00:37:57Don't go acting all self-righteous on me, Beth.
00:37:59You know how it is.
00:38:00We are not talking about me here, so you want to shut the hell up and take Master Theory out of here?
00:38:05You're not playing.
00:38:08I ain't the only one not playing.
00:38:18Excuse me, but when do I get to play some fucking pool?
00:38:22Alex will be here in a minute after the Tony-Herald match.
00:38:25Who?
00:38:26Harold, who the fuck is Harold?
00:38:27Harold, he was just sitting right there where your boyfriend's sitting now.
00:38:32Boyfriend?
00:38:34Marcus?
00:38:37Hey, Marcus.
00:38:38Are you through that drink I've been on your face?
00:38:41I'm feeling kind of thirsty.
00:38:42Better be careful.
00:38:57Don't want to leave the door open.
00:38:59Oh, don't worry, Tom.
00:39:10You still got football.
00:39:12And your millions of dollars.
00:39:14And, hey, at least you're not playing for Cleveland.
00:39:17Yeah, Cleveland.
00:39:18Oh, man, don't worry about a stick.
00:39:31I'll buy you a new one.
00:39:33She's yours, man.
00:39:34I ain't got nothing to do with her.
00:39:37Yo, I'm telling you, you wouldn't have met her if it weren't for me.
00:39:39That motherfucker does not play next year.
00:39:57Don't worry about the wall, dog.
00:39:59I'll take care of that, too.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04Jenny, Tim, you're up.
00:40:06You know the rules.
00:40:06Fucking finally.
00:40:10Come on, Simmy.
00:40:17Who's going to call it?
00:40:18Tails.
00:40:21Who the hell calls Tails?
00:40:24Tim, the table's yours.
00:40:28Jenny, you're a superstar.
00:40:30You need something to drink?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:32Bring me a big glass.
00:40:36Nice stick, Sam.
00:40:42Where'd you get it?
00:40:43Canada.
00:40:52If she's playing, what are you doing here?
00:40:57She can't drive.
00:40:58What?
00:40:59Are you her father?
00:41:00Why can't she drive?
00:41:02No, I'm not her father.
00:41:04And I guess the state doesn't really like you too much after three DUIs.
00:41:08Actually, even less after your fourth.
00:41:13Actually, she works in my pool hall.
00:41:16We had an employee tournament.
00:41:17She won.
00:41:17I'm just her driver for the weekend.
00:41:33Beth, keep them coming.
00:41:35Please.
00:41:35Not too bad on the break, Tim.
00:41:41Of course, I hope for your sake that's not your last shot of the game.
00:41:45I mean, you know, no pressure, no pressure.
00:41:47There you go, Timmy.
00:41:48Take your time.
00:41:49No hurries, no worries.
00:41:51Just remember that your kid's counting on you.
00:41:52You know, with college and all.
00:41:53And hey, you know, if this doesn't work out, you could...
00:41:55Listen, I don't mean to be rude, but would you mind not talking so much, please?
00:41:58Here we go.
00:42:28What's up, Remy?
00:42:32Not much.
00:42:36Can I call you a cab?
00:42:37You know, I don't want you driving like this.
00:42:40I didn't drive here.
00:42:41Thanks, though.
00:42:42I'll get one later.
00:42:45Remy lost.
00:42:47Your boy lost.
00:42:48You know, it's time to go home.
00:42:49Well, you gotta pull that on me, huh?
00:42:51I just got a head buff for Mr. Wrestling No. 5,
00:42:53and now you want to kick me out of your little game of marbles here?
00:42:57My what?
00:42:57Yeah, your little tournament here.
00:43:00It could be great, but it's too small-time.
00:43:03It's too quaint for real players.
00:43:06You're kidding, right?
00:43:07Hey, don't get me wrong.
00:43:09I'm down with it.
00:43:10But you gotta admit, it's still too under the radar for the serious action.
00:43:14That's how I like it.
00:43:16I know, I know.
00:43:18You're a nice guy.
00:43:20You ain't bothering nobody, and you're getting over.
00:43:22And that's fine for you.
00:43:24But with young Corleone and Uncle Junior over there,
00:43:26maybe they could take it to the bigs.
00:43:28But you?
00:43:30All by yourself?
00:43:31With that has-been muscle and this bimbo behind the bar?
00:43:34You'll never be a big shot.
00:43:37Never be a big shot, huh?
00:43:39What about you, Remy?
00:43:40You gonna be a big shot?
00:43:41You think batting 130 in the majors makes you a big shot?
00:43:45Why do you want to play me like that, huh?
00:43:48Those are postseason bets against the best of the league.
00:43:52What can I say?
00:43:53Stats never lie.
00:43:55Don't matter.
00:43:57See, you're like Tony Gwynn.
00:43:59Nice guy, consistent.
00:44:01That's important, eh?
00:44:02Me?
00:44:03I'm Barry fucking Bonds.
00:44:05Nobody likes me.
00:44:07But who gets the real dope?
00:44:13Let me know when you want that cab, Remy.
00:44:14Oh, yeah, baby.
00:44:30Was that impressive or did it just look impressive?
00:44:32When do you sister help me, Zach?
00:44:48That's four.
00:44:49Thanks, sister.
00:44:51And another burp if you don't mind.
00:44:53But after the ride, though, because I don't want to get cold.
00:44:54I don't want to get cold.
00:45:24Come on, come on.
00:45:30Yo, in case you haven't noticed, I have a big motherfucking headache.
00:45:35So you might want to stop with that tapping.
00:45:41Well, I must say, Tim, it's been a pleasure.
00:45:44No hard feelings, okay?
00:45:54I don't care who I play.
00:46:21I just want to play.
00:46:23Oh, shit, Beth.
00:46:25What the hell is your boyfriend?
00:46:26Wait, before you answer that, could you?
00:46:28Yeah.
00:46:28Can I help you do something?
00:46:38You need to stop drinking, because it's going to fuck up your game.
00:46:41Hey, Jesus.
00:46:44What the fuck are you?
00:46:47Take it easy.
00:46:48Take it easy.
00:46:49Okay?
00:46:50Sweet.
00:46:51Sweet.
00:46:52I just, I don't want her messing up her game, okay?
00:46:54Here it is, boys and girls.
00:47:04This is what you're all playing for.
00:47:08Well, those of you still playing, anyway.
00:47:10Give me the case.
00:47:14Shit, Tim, Timmy, be careful with that thing.
00:47:16You know, you're going to put an eye on it or something.
00:47:17I mean, if you need the money or something, then it's...
00:47:19God damn it!
00:47:20For the first time in your life, would you shut the fuck up?
00:47:23Jenny, please shut the fuck up.
00:47:24Give me the case, Alex.
00:47:27Alex, give him the case.
00:47:28Tell him to back off, Alex.
00:47:31Do it!
00:47:32Back the fuck up, asshole.
00:47:33Alex, give him the damn case.
00:47:35You have no idea what you're doing.
00:47:38I'll figure it out.
00:47:39If you hurt her, I swear to you.
00:47:44What the fuck are you going to do, Marcus?
00:47:46Look, look, I'm sorry I beat you.
00:47:48You know, if you're really the money, I mean, just...
00:47:50Timmy, be careful with that thing.
00:47:51Give me the fucking case!
00:47:52Or something, I mean, shit, shit.
00:47:54Ah!
00:47:55Ah, shit.
00:48:08Yeah, it's all right.
00:48:09Uh, Mouse, take care of Tim.
00:48:13Beth, can you help him?
00:48:14¿Qué es eso?
00:48:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:14I, uh, I know I have to get that baggage.
00:49:18Good luck.
00:49:24Yeah, uh, do you mind?
00:49:26I gotta take a leak.
00:49:32You want to watch?
00:49:34Get out of here.
00:49:44¿Qué es eso?
00:50:14No, no te preocupes. ¿Estás bien?
00:50:17Sí, estoy bien, creo.
00:50:19¡Holy s***!
00:50:22¿Cómo es Jacob?
00:50:23He está tratando de ser fijado.
00:50:26Sí, tengo que ver mi file,
00:50:28así como el resto de esta f***ing suena.
00:50:36uh, Jenny R, Superstar.
00:50:39Harold R, Superstar.
00:50:44Ok, ahora estábamos a mojar.
00:50:46Ya, casi he tenido mi throat.
00:50:51¡Todo bien!
00:50:53Estoy tratando de decir gracias.
00:50:57Bienvenido, Jenny.
00:51:14Chau.
00:51:44My mind.
00:51:47Dream and bring me.
00:51:54Damn.
00:51:55Where you heading?
00:51:56I gotta take a leak.
00:51:58Ah, you're gonna have to wait.
00:51:59Um, Jacob's in there.
00:52:01Um, Knuck case?
00:52:03He can take his time.
00:52:05Tell you what, why don't you go ahead and knock?
00:52:07He's, uh, he's been in there for a while.
00:52:11Jesus, what the fuck was that?
00:52:14Oh, jeé
00:52:15Wait, what the fuck are you doing?
00:52:18Don't tell him Norman Bates got going on behind that door
00:52:21What the fuck is that?
00:52:25What the fuck are you doing?
00:52:25Don't go busting in on a crazy person
00:52:27Yeah, okay, you got it
00:52:30Go for it
00:52:36God. Damn
00:52:39God damn is right
00:52:41No, no, no, no.
00:53:11No, no, no, no.
00:53:41Two games in a row?
00:53:42You're looking pretty good, I guess.
00:53:45What you thinking?
00:53:46How you feeling?
00:53:47What's up?
00:53:48How good are you?
00:53:50Can you keep this up?
00:53:51Sheriff?
00:53:52Look son, I can't have this shit going on here.
00:54:13This better be the end of it.
00:54:16Everything's under control.
00:54:25Damn it!
00:54:26Okay, so what's that?
00:54:39Three?
00:54:41You know, you're doing real well, Harry.
00:54:44Those are Jenny R-like numbers and I applied that.
00:54:47Yeah, real well, I mean, absolutely brilliant.
00:54:56Just brilliant.
00:54:57Great shooting, my man.
00:55:00Oh, Wendy.
00:55:01Oh, wait a minute.
00:55:05Another drink.
00:55:06Another drink.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:16Uh, and you.
00:55:18What are you doing?
00:55:20You're in my seat.
00:55:22Asshole.
00:55:33What are you doing?
00:55:35See, darling.
00:55:36It's your shot.
00:55:37Huh?
00:55:39What?
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:43Here we go.
00:55:44Here we go.
00:55:55Here we go.
00:56:14Uh, Carpone and Amanda.
00:56:28See, I keep trying to fix myself.
00:56:32I should know what I'm trying to find.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:38Here we go.
00:56:38¡Gracias!
00:57:08Yo, what the fuck is that bitch doing?
00:57:34Wendy knows that I know that you know what you just did.
00:57:38You know, since you want to fuck me so bad, maybe you aren't such a dyke.
00:58:04Yo, man, there's still some yuppie blood on the floor in there.
00:58:09You might want to get some Fantastic or Formula 408 or whatever to clean that shit up, alright?
00:58:14Well, this is it. Jenny Priest.
00:58:26Jenny, you're a superstar? Call it.
00:58:43Oh, Tails.
00:58:46She can go first. You look like you could use the money.
00:58:52Maybe get yourself some more ink. You missed a spot.
00:58:57Yes, good shot.
00:59:04Is it me or is it quiet in here? Almost too quiet.
00:59:09Your girl won't be able to talk shit to that guy.
00:59:11Guess you'll just have to beat his ass on the table then.
00:59:14An hour ago it looked like it was your ass he was going to beat with the table.
00:59:20You don't want to talk shit to these guys, man.
00:59:22Of course, beating the shit out of a mob guy is a great way to impress the ladies, you know?
00:59:25Hey, what am I telling you for? Like you don't know that already.
00:59:44Y, por supuesto, beating the shit out of a mob guy
00:59:47es un buen modo de impresionar la gente, ¿sabes?
00:59:50Hey, ¿qué te digo para?
00:59:52¿Por qué no sabes eso ya?
00:59:57¿Crees que son realmente mal guys?
01:00:00No, él solo muestra en el nuevo Soprano section
01:00:03en el men's store.
01:00:04Él no recuerda la receta para el espagueti,
01:00:06pero él diga un hole en el bosque
01:00:08después de un buen whack.
01:00:10Hey, mira, está bien.
01:00:11Él es soft.
01:00:12You can take him.
01:00:37Come on, Courtney, love.
01:00:38What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:00:40Keep talking.
01:00:41Are you even fucking trying?
01:00:43I gotta tell you, Courtney, I'm not impressed.
01:00:46You know, this isn't any fucking fun.
01:00:48Shit, the best competition I've had all tournament
01:00:50was from the fucking queer.
01:00:51What the fuck is going on here?
01:01:02What the fuck is going on here?
01:01:09Let's go, Courtney, hate.
01:01:11Your shot.
01:01:12Make something, anything.
01:01:14Just make it interesting for me.
01:01:15I'm not going to shoot.
01:01:17I'm not going to shoot.
01:01:17I'm not going to shoot.
01:01:17I'm not going to shoot.
01:01:17And don't fucking patronize me.
01:01:19You want to win, go ahead.
01:01:20Take your shot.
01:01:22Besides, you scratched on purpose.
01:01:23No shit.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:25Get up here and take a shot.
01:01:26Do a shot.
01:01:27Start yammering again.
01:01:29Do something.
01:01:29Fine.
01:01:41Holy shit, what?
01:01:44Nobody wants to win.
01:01:49What the fuck was that?
01:01:50Your shot.
01:01:53You're fucking nuts.
01:01:55As if all that shit all over your body
01:01:56wasn't indication enough.
01:01:57Motherfucker.
01:02:02Spirit of competition.
01:02:27What's up, dude?
01:02:32What the fuck do you want?
01:02:35Just chilling, you know?
01:02:38No, I don't fucking know, hot shot.
01:02:42Looks like your boy's taking care of business, huh?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Apparently, yeah.
01:02:52Looks like you're going to be taking care of business
01:02:54with that illustrated chick.
01:02:57What the fuck are you talking about?
01:02:59What's so high, man?
01:03:01Every now and then, you got to get your freak on, you know?
01:03:03Tap some juvenile delinquent?
01:03:06Hey, a boyfriend over there?
01:03:09You didn't take too kindly to it, though.
01:03:10Well, not that that matters, you know?
01:03:13Fine-looking, well-dressed individual like yourself?
01:03:17Now, her boy over there,
01:03:19he made some derogatory remarks about your weight
01:03:23and your ethnic background,
01:03:26which I won't repeat.
01:03:28But he did say something to the effect of
01:03:32you and your boy are JV.
01:03:37JV, huh?
01:03:40What else did he say?
01:03:42Yeah, dude.
01:03:43He said you and your boy
01:03:45are a couple of Corleone wannabes
01:03:47who must have been sent out here to the sticks
01:03:49because y'all couldn't hack real shit.
01:03:52So, like...
01:03:53Yeah.
01:03:54He said y'all were, like,
01:03:56errand boys or
01:03:57shoeshine boys or something.
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01:08:25Nunca se va a cortar con esa chiv.
01:08:29¡Vale!
01:08:32La steak knife es para la carne de carne.
01:08:35¡Wait!
01:08:36¿Qué?
01:08:39¡Beth está bien!
01:08:44¡Beth no tiene la key!
01:08:51¿Qué está pasando en aquí?
01:08:53¡Beth, Dios mío, baby! ¡Cala de-
01:08:55¡Shut!
01:08:56¿Qué the fuck in all these dumb shits doing?
01:08:58¡How long does it take to get a fucking case?
01:09:01¿Alex?
01:09:02¿Where's the key?
01:09:03What the hell is going on?
01:09:04Where is the fucking key?
01:09:07Baby, what are you doing? This is your money, too.
01:09:09Don't I give you all the money that you need?
01:09:11Yeah, five bucks at a time.
01:09:13What am I, a seven-year-old?
01:09:15I am sick of having to ask for my allowance.
01:09:18Now, where's the key?
01:09:23No, no, no lo es.
01:09:27Oh, Eleven.
01:09:31Vamos a subir.
01:09:33Alex?
01:09:38No, no, no no.
01:09:39Alex, ¿qué está pasando aquí?
01:09:55Está en control
01:09:57Hold on, we need to work this out
01:10:09Freeze, freeze
01:10:17We got a big fucking problem here
01:10:21Care to explain?
01:10:23Because I'm all fucking ears
01:10:24Where's my money?
01:10:26I've got your money
01:10:26Well, where the fuck is it?
01:10:28I had it all under control
01:10:29We'll figure it out then
01:10:31Hey, Wendy, can you reach down behind there
01:10:46And get the case behind the box?
01:10:54Thank you
01:10:54You mean the money was right there
01:11:04The whole time
01:11:04Son of a bitch
01:11:07See you next year
01:11:12See you next year
01:11:14This fucking bitch is heavier than she looks
01:11:35I'm going on a bitch
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