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00:03:29que no es el problema de la escuela
00:03:34y en el patente de la madera
00:03:39y el robert baca no se descubre el popcorn thing que le was like 50
00:03:44ovel redden baca
00:03:46did you know he's don't you know muster anything ovel redden baca es my new hero
00:03:51y es mi inspiración for the one size man i've always felt like
00:03:54our friends were supposed to work together with such a tight-knit group of
00:03:57con gente, y tenemos el mismo interés.
00:04:00Yo solo veo a trabajar en la misma ciudad,
00:04:03viviendo en la misma comunidad,
00:04:06y diseñando esta realmente increíble video game o algo.
00:04:10Sí, eso va a ser cool.
00:04:12¿Qué?
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00:04:25programs en la Biblia.
00:04:28¿Qué aplicas en la llaqunata?
00:04:33La Bunniría coliktas.
00:04:35Recuerda,.
00:04:38¿Qué escuchashamos cm Hamas en la iola religión con sus adecas.
00:04:45¿Cómo puedes escribir una abuela para?
00:04:49Es Tiene StudiesPixaC axes,
00:04:54¿Qué?
00:04:56Un poco de la cabeza.
00:05:02¿Qué es lo que estoy hablando?
00:05:04¿Qué?
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00:05:08¡Hasta la cabeza!
00:05:10¡Hasta la cabeza!
00:05:12¿Hasta escuchar lo que yo dije?
00:05:14No, sobre la juego.
00:05:16Sí, eso es cool y todo.
00:05:18Pero...
00:05:20Creo que está en la cabeza.
00:05:22¿Qué?
00:05:24Creo que me y Gabin, tenemos los libros,
00:05:28tenemos los pdf files, tenemos los comentarios.
00:05:30¿Qué?
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00:05:48Puesto a un poco, b**ch.
00:05:53¿Wassup?
00:05:55¿Qué the hell?
00:05:56¿What you doing here?
00:05:58D*****, ¿y'all still doing the same s**t?
00:06:00Well, sorry about what happened.
00:06:02¿Qué are you talking about?
00:06:04You and Christina are breaking up.
00:06:05¿cation 2?
00:06:06I didn't break up.
00:06:07Well I just assumed this is the first time I've seen you in 4 months.
00:06:11Can you joke.
00:06:12Tell you wut.
00:06:13¿ πάame ello do workouts besides this?
00:06:14And I might show up more often.
00:06:16What do you want? It's more than Arkansas.
00:06:18You've got that big ass pool outside and you're in here playing a fucking video game.
00:06:21Ok, we'll go swimming.
00:06:23If Oscar shows up without a shirt on, it's on your concerts though.
00:06:26That's cool.
00:06:27What the hell man, what the hell?!
00:06:29So where's Fat Ass?
00:06:31He's over there under a chair.
00:06:33Oh snap dude, I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:36You'd think someone would call me whenever he was leaving.
00:06:39Dude, it was my fault. I forgot you existed.
00:06:42You get a girlfriend, we'll see how you act.
00:06:44Dude, who am I supposed to date? There's nobody here.
00:06:46Every girl over the age of 18 is married with three kids and then all the other girls are going down to the deer can
00:06:52and hook up with everybody in a camouflage hat.
00:06:54Beggars can't be choosers dude.
00:06:55I want you to bring Christina over. I want to tell all the hype's about it.
00:06:58She says she knows you.
00:06:59She knows me. What's your last name?
00:07:01Zang.
00:07:03Zang. Must be German.
00:07:04Of course.
00:07:06What the fuck is Oscar doing in the bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:09I don't know, he said he had to play on his own TV.
00:07:11He's right man.
00:07:12Hey, so close the fucking door and you're fucking me up, you cock.
00:07:18Dude, we're not going to win. Calm down.
00:07:19I don't give a shit man. I can't kill anybody.
00:07:22Don't fuck this shit dude. I fucking killed myself, I swear to god.
00:07:30You got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:33I promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:36You promise? For real?
00:07:46I know it's one of those situations where it's so embarrassing you want to walk away but you can't.
00:07:50Because you're in the situation.
00:07:52So he just kept guessing what her middle name was the entire time.
00:07:55And any time I tried to talk he just would steal my words like he was a kind of a word thief.
00:07:58Like my words just entered his mouth.
00:08:01You should have known better than to try to pick up girls with him around.
00:08:04Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore. So, I don't have to worry about that anymore after the other night.
00:08:09What happened?
00:08:10What happened? He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:13What happened? If you're going to remember one night, remember that night.
00:08:16Okay? And you were there. You saw this.
00:08:19Man, you should have said that night, not the other night.
00:08:22Oh, that night. Yeah, the night of infamy.
00:08:25So after that night, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:28So what'd she do?
00:08:29She just kept trying to act like everything was normal. You know how fake girls are.
00:08:32Turns out her middle name was Geraldo.
00:08:34Who the fuck names her kid Geraldo for a middle name? If it's a girl.
00:08:37Or a guy. Man, friends with the worst cock blocks of all, you know that.
00:08:42I don't know, but why? It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:44Alright, imagine how jealous people are when you have a woman and they don't.
00:08:48Amplify that by five and you got your friends.
00:08:51So...
00:08:53Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:56Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00Half the time, they don't even know what they're doing.
00:09:02Okay? That's why you got to get them along as soon as possible to avoid that stuff.
00:09:05I don't know, but how do you do it without being awkward?
00:09:08Man, what I would do is just be like, hey, won't you come check out my stamp collection?
00:09:13And then when she walks through the door, I say, yeah, it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:17It fell down between the cracks. I want you to get that for me.
00:09:20What, did they fall for it?
00:09:22What, have they ever thought you didn't have a stamp collection?
00:09:24I mean, did you actually have one?
00:09:25Yeah, they knew while we were in there. What do you think?
00:09:26She's like, hey, where's your 1932 vintage Benjamin Franklin?
00:09:29I mean, she's all disappointed. No, before she even realizes we're already making out.
00:09:35I'm glad we went over this. Glad we talked.
00:09:36Anyway, I got something to take your mind off all that business.
00:09:39If I can get it out.
00:09:43Visual C Sharp, what the hell is this?
00:09:46That's what we're going to be coding for the next few months.
00:09:48Did you tell me how I'm ever going to understand any of this?
00:09:51I got every book the library has on coding. I've got e-books, tutorials already emailed to you. This thing is rolling.
00:10:01I guess in two weeks I'll be speaking in binary code. That's awesome. Do you know what the hell we're making?
00:10:07Well, I got a lot more details on like the project specifics and I also want to get some feedback from you, but I got an AP test right now, so.
00:10:14Well, if you don't have anything else better to do and you don't, come by.
00:10:17Alright, man.
00:10:18Alright, me buddy.
00:10:21What the fuck?
00:10:22I'll see you at the pool party.
00:10:23Maybe.
00:10:48Dude, what the hell was that?
00:11:00I don't know, what the hell are those?
00:11:03Awesome.
00:11:05Listen, you gotta go home and change. I can't let you swim here in good conscience.
00:11:08Dude, you're just jealous.
00:11:09Yeah, whatever, Swiss Family Robinson.
00:11:11Oh, haha, you think that's funny. You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:14Well, if you said something funny, I would laugh.
00:11:16I like her.
00:11:17Take her.
00:11:28I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:31Dude, I don't even wanna hear that shit. You know how much I gotta put up with?
00:11:34What, Julia?
00:11:35Sadie that was to guess.
00:11:38Well, I guess you just wanted to break up with her for the game.
00:11:41I might.
00:11:42Were you being serious?
00:11:44Yeah. You know how much of a distraction girls are?
00:11:46Freakin' taking up all my time.
00:11:48What were you gonna say? I'm sorry, Julia. You're too much of a distraction.
00:11:51It'd be the truth.
00:11:53I mean, you saw where she was acting the other day anyway.
00:11:55The entire time at the pool, she wouldn't even socialize with anybody.
00:11:58Yeah, probably cause you were molesting her the whole time.
00:11:59What can I say?
00:12:03I don't know. I thought you were in love with her.
00:12:06Sometimes you have to give up stuff you love to get things done.
00:12:09I mean, it's not just her. I'm giving up everything, you know?
00:12:12I'm like, I'm giving up cell phones, computers, internet.
00:12:15I mean, I need to focus on my school work. I need to focus on, you know, my artwork.
00:12:20And most importantly, this project.
00:12:22Yeah, whatever.
00:12:23Man, how much work do you think DaVinci would've got done with all his distractions?
00:12:25Friends busting in all the time, playing Halo, cell phones, internet.
00:12:29I'm just trying to imagine Leonardo DaVinci playing Halo.
00:12:32Dude, shut up. You know what I'm saying.
00:12:34How much work do you think he would've got done?
00:12:36I don't know. I guess not much.
00:12:38About zero. I mean, you never would've heard of him.
00:12:40I mean, we have to take drastic measures to get things done.
00:12:43I guess we'll just have to live like a hermit if that's what it takes.
00:12:46Well, how much have you got done since you started this whole new experiment?
00:12:50Truthfully? I haven't got anything done yet, because I just started it.
00:12:53I mean, that's what this whole week's supposed to be about, is me getting it set up.
00:12:58Probably about next week, you're going to come in my room, nada.
00:13:02White walls, a bed, and some art supplies.
00:13:06Hey, Cox. What y'all doing?
00:13:09No, we're just working on this video game.
00:13:12Hey, man, you should come check the show that I found.
00:13:14It reflects lightning and absorbs fire, dude.
00:13:16I'm trying to get some of this stuff done, get some ideas, at least down on paper.
00:13:19That's fucked up. All right, man.
00:13:20What is that?
00:13:22Some letter from Travis whining about boot camp.
00:13:26Whining?
00:13:27I don't know. I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:29You haven't written him a letter yet?
00:13:30It's only been like a week.
00:13:32Still, man. Worst friend ever.
00:13:38I don't know, man. I just...
00:13:40I guess I'm just having a hard time focusing here. There's so many distractions.
00:13:43There's nothing else to go check out that shield Oscar was talking about. Plus, the game's got some...
00:13:47Well, you haven't got anything done.
00:13:49That's why I got my room set up anyway. I work better by myself.
00:13:52The whole experiment, the whole idea behind the room is to see how much I can get done in that environment.
00:13:56So I'll just do it when I get home.
00:13:57I'll just do it when I get home.
00:13:58I'll just do it when I get home.
00:14:04Knock that. You can't.
00:14:06Hey, what's up, man? Look at these boots.
00:14:08Hey, I know your words.
00:14:10Hey, I didn't know your words.
00:14:31What the shit, man?
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:33Ultimate combo.
00:14:35Bull fucking shit.
00:14:36I was blocking.
00:14:37I know, man.
00:14:37What the shit?
00:14:38Man, that's what the fuck's wrong with this damn game.
00:14:40And they take all this bullshit out.
00:14:42Who the fucking kid from that far away?
00:14:44I know, man, but fireballs and teleporting, that all makes a lot of sense, right?
00:14:48Here, man.
00:14:49What?
00:14:50It's my turn.
00:14:51What are you talking about?
00:14:51I won.
00:14:52I know, but you know, Dan, why that dude's not going to hand me his controller after he loses?
00:14:55Hell no.
00:14:56Not that I beat this motherfucker.
00:14:58Fine, I got to pee anyway.
00:15:01I'm giving it to you.
00:15:02Hold on a minute.
00:15:03Shut up, damn.
00:15:05Dude, please don't say that.
00:15:07Say what?
00:15:08Shut up.
00:15:09Well, Christine, you said all the fucking mind.
00:15:10Man, dude, you're not going to last a fucking week with that kind of mind.
00:15:13Why don't you start dating somebody else?
00:15:15Good idea, dude.
00:15:16Get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:17Not like you have to fucking marry her.
00:15:18You start dating some girl and get your mind out of her and have some fun.
00:15:22Man, nobody that's going to get my mind off that girl.
00:15:24Man, that's what you always think after a breakup.
00:15:26Trust me.
00:15:27There's no girls.
00:15:29Welcome to my world.
00:15:30Woo.
00:15:31Hey, man.
00:15:33Shit, you should be trying to talk to Lauren Roberts.
00:15:35She's pretty fucking hot.
00:15:36Man, how old is she?
00:15:37She's 16, 17.
00:15:40Yeah, she's 17.
00:15:40She's doable.
00:15:41You know what?
00:15:42It really disturbs me that you know this.
00:15:43Dude, I saw her at Piglet Wheatley.
00:15:45She is hot.
00:15:45Good job, man.
00:15:46You want me to date an almost 17-year-old.
00:15:48That's how y'all all y'all ready next to her.
00:15:50Y'all get someone young, then y'all have complete control over the rest of their life.
00:15:54Or y'all marry y'all cousins.
00:15:57Let me think about it.
00:15:58You got the older guy thing going for you.
00:16:00And how hard is it for a girl to get over her first love?
00:16:04So basically, you want me to be a child molester?
00:16:05Hey, man.
00:16:06It ain't molestation if it was a girl, man.
00:16:09Please.
00:16:10Go back now.
00:16:11Man, it doesn't matter anyway.
00:16:12I can't date these white girls anymore.
00:16:13What about that foreign exchange student from Portugal?
00:16:16What did I just tell you?
00:16:17Man, she's not.
00:16:18She's close to 19.
00:16:19Well, as a matter of fact, she's 19.
00:16:21I mean, it's just that they start school late or some shit like that.
00:16:26They start either later.
00:16:27I mean, plus, she's Portuguese.
00:16:29Who gives a fuck, man?
00:16:31Man, I appreciate what y'all are trying to do and all.
00:16:33But look, we'll have them happen for a reason.
00:16:36And you never know.
00:16:36We might get back together or not.
00:16:38I really don't even care.
00:16:39I just don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:16:40What did you even break up for?
00:16:42It's ComCAD, dude.
00:16:43Like I said, drop it.
00:16:44Man, fuck yeah.
00:16:44I got to go back.
00:16:45I figured it out.
00:16:46I'm too fucking good.
00:16:47I'm too damn good.
00:16:49I'm just going to start mashing buttons and shit.
00:16:51I swear to God.
00:16:53What are you catching on?
00:16:54No, I'm going to mash them.
00:16:55Watch this shit.
00:16:57Oh, my God.
00:17:00What the fuck?
00:17:01I'm Christina.
00:17:02Look at me.
00:17:04Because I'm Christina.
00:17:07I'm just trying to help Lucas out.
00:17:08Dude, you call this helping me?
00:17:10Yeah, because next time you see Christina, you're going to think, I'm Christina.
00:17:14Oh, my God.
00:17:15All right, man.
00:17:16I'm cured.
00:17:16I'm cured.
00:17:16Get some clothes on.
00:17:19There you go.
00:17:24Have a nice day.
00:17:28Hey, how are you?
00:17:29Pretty good.
00:17:31What are you doing here?
00:17:31I never see you here.
00:17:32My grandma says to me, like, piggly wiggly, like, five times a day.
00:17:35Cashier thinks I got a crush on her, so I just come in here.
00:17:37Yeah, okay.
00:17:39You been working out?
00:17:40You looking big.
00:17:41No, that's where Tyler's church looks like that.
00:17:43I see.
00:17:45I meant since, like, the last time I saw you.
00:17:47What's something like two weeks ago?
00:17:49I mean, since high school.
00:17:52I remember you from high school.
00:17:53You sure you went to high school with me?
00:17:55Oh, I forgot.
00:17:56Someone's too cool to remember me from high school.
00:17:58You're so small, I guess I just didn't notice you.
00:18:00Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:0313, 12.
00:18:04So, what are you doing tonight?
00:18:09I'm going to see Dark Knight.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Nobody invited me.
00:18:14What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:15You think I'm just here to get groceries in a grocery store?
00:18:18Okay.
00:18:18Well, call me because I am not doing anything.
00:18:25Here is your change and my phone number.
00:18:28Alright, I'll see if I got time for this.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:33Right here.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:42Man, there's no way.
00:18:44I'm serious.
00:18:45He's read, like, every one of them.
00:18:47Return of the King, Two Towers, you name it.
00:18:49You talking about that uncle's got that bootleg board on?
00:18:51Oh, man, I'm talking about Uncle Ricky.
00:18:54The one that's in all this vampire masquerade shit.
00:18:57You making bootleg vampire porno?
00:19:02What is so damn funny?
00:19:03That stupid porn your uncle used to have.
00:19:07It was horrible.
00:19:09It felt like he walked up to two people I haven't checked and recorded it.
00:19:12Man, I haven't talked to him in, like, four years, dude.
00:19:15He was on Jerry Springer once.
00:19:17Oh, my God.
00:19:18We got the episode taped to the house.
00:19:20Your gay family should be on tour with Barlow and Bagley.
00:19:24We want to talk, baby.
00:19:25Come over every day, act like you're at work so your dad won't crucify you in his damn chicken house.
00:19:30That's what I tell, man.
00:19:31He a cock.
00:19:43Surprise!
00:19:44Gotcha.
00:19:44What are you doing?
00:19:46This is how I hug everybody on movie night.
00:19:49Come over here, you big one.
00:19:50I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
00:19:52You all right?
00:19:52Come on, guys, we got to go.
00:19:53We're going to start in 20 minutes.
00:19:54Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:56Yeah, well said.
00:19:58You want me to show me inside?
00:19:59You want to see the tour?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:00No, you can show your parents' house later, man.
00:20:02Come on, we got to go.
00:20:02I don't want to miss a preview.
00:20:03You all right, man?
00:20:04No, I'm good.
00:20:05Let's go.
00:20:07All right.
00:20:08Let's get Oscar now.
00:20:08Hello.
00:20:09Hello.
00:20:10Hello.
00:20:11What happens when your everyday ninja becomes an assassin?
00:20:18Ninja Assassin.
00:20:21What?
00:20:21What?
00:20:21Dude, she's trying to shoot her butt.
00:20:24Are you alone that bad being an assassin?
00:20:27Me?
00:20:28I'm just a ninja.
00:20:29Ninja Assassin.
00:20:30Hey, boy, how was your favorite?
00:20:34Six dollars?
00:20:36Six dollars?
00:20:36Good God, dude.
00:20:38I can't help with tradition.
00:20:39I'm a fucking dog.
00:20:41I'm a ninja.
00:20:43I'm a ninja.
00:20:43I'm a ninja.
00:20:44I'm a ninja.
00:20:44I'm a ninja.
00:20:45I'm a ninja.
00:20:45I'm a ninja.
00:20:46I'm a ninja.
00:20:46I'm a ninja.
00:20:47Hey, man.
00:20:48Hold on, Lucas.
00:20:48It's all you guys.
00:20:49You want to buy my movie?
00:20:50You're so angry.
00:20:52Lucas.
00:20:52Lucas.
00:20:53Lucas.
00:20:54I ain't.
00:20:55I ain't.
00:20:56Shut up.
00:20:56I'm a ninja.
00:20:56I'm a ninja.
00:20:57I'm a ninja.
00:20:58I'm a ninja.
00:20:59I'm a ninja.
00:21:00No, it's still saying error.
00:21:07Dude, check your error list.
00:21:09Can't find color.
00:21:10That was stupid.
00:21:11I got white in there.
00:21:12Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:13Yeah, but that's a lowercase W.
00:21:15Oh.
00:21:16Oh, my gosh.
00:21:19Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:21Do you see this?
00:21:23Do you see our baby?
00:21:24It looks alright.
00:21:26I mean, it's cool.
00:21:27It's cool?
00:21:28You're not any more excited than that?
00:21:30I mean, it's okay, it's just that I do this stuff all the time, so this is really elementary, and we have a long way to go.
00:21:35I don't want to jump the gun about getting excited, because I know all the obstacles we still have to overcome.
00:21:39Well, in my third grade mind, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:21:43This is awesome.
00:21:45We've talked about something forever, now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:47We're excited about actually doing something instead of sitting around talking about it.
00:21:50Man, quit taking away from this. You keep doing that, okay? You're thinking too much.
00:21:54We're making this happen. We've got good grades in summer session, and we've got easy weekend jobs.
00:21:59Sheldon saw at us, and saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04You watched a movie last night?
00:22:06Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:07You mean I sit at home while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:11Man, I thought you were doing something Julie.
00:22:14I'm not even going to say anything.
00:22:15And I specifically remember telling you that I was going to break up with her.
00:22:19How am I supposed to know you were going to break up with her then you actually broke up with her?
00:22:24What, are my words empty? Do you not believe me? You think I'm playing?
00:22:27What did you do? Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32That's part of it.
00:22:34I mean, it's not, it's just like the straw, the last straw, because before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:41I mean, it's just, she's a freaking succubus, man.
00:22:44She requires like way too much time.
00:22:46It's just, it's just too much, man.
00:22:48Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50What do you mean?
00:22:51You know when you say you're going to break up with somebody, you don't break up with them?
00:22:53Man, don't tell me that dude.
00:22:56He came over the other night when we were going to see the movie and he came over with Christina.
00:23:00Oh my god.
00:23:02That dude is ridiculous. It's like a sick game of tug of war with those two.
00:23:05I don't know, I just think it's stupid. If you're going to break up with somebody, just end it.
00:23:09Don't just like keep going back and forth or so.
00:23:11I bet you want him to break up.
00:23:13What?
00:23:16Man.
00:23:19Don't even play, you know you like her.
00:23:20Man.
00:23:21You want to hang out with your zang out.
00:23:22What does that mean?
00:23:24That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:25Man, that makes perfectly good sense.
00:23:27Stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:29Alright, I think she's cool.
00:23:30I like hanging out with her.
00:23:32If something happened, then um,
00:23:35okay, I want to hang out with my zang out.
00:23:36I just, I don't know, it just feels weird, like, dating somebody's ex-girl.
00:23:43Uh, yeah.
00:23:44It should feel wrong.
00:23:46It's really wrong.
00:23:47But, I mean, you really like her.
00:23:51Really like her.
00:23:52She seems to like you.
00:23:53She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:54So, I mean, yeah, you're going to lose a friend for life, probably, as sensitive as he is.
00:24:01And it is kind of the golden rule between friends, but I say go for it.
00:24:05Well, I mean, it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:17Hey.
00:24:19What are you doing?
00:24:20Uh, just playing this game.
00:24:26Is it alright for me to be here?
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:29Well, it would be okay for you to be here.
00:24:31I don't know.
00:24:32We just sitting there.
00:24:34No, it's okay for you to be here.
00:24:37No.
00:24:38Beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:42So, where's Mark?
00:24:48He's over at the Oscars.
00:24:51How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:53Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:58But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:00Yeah, I know, it's kind of a joke.
00:25:04Shut up.
00:25:09So, earlier when you came in, I was singing that stupid song.
00:25:12I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:15What song?
00:25:18That stupid song you heard me singing earlier.
00:25:20When you walked in.
00:25:23I didn't hear a song.
00:25:25You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:26No.
00:25:28Sing it again.
00:25:30I'm not singing it again.
00:25:31You sing it.
00:25:32No, I don't sing it anymore.
00:25:34You used to sing it?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36But you, were you in choir?
00:25:41Second chorus.
00:25:43But you don't sing?
00:25:44No.
00:25:45Well, then why were you in choir?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:50No.
00:25:53Dude, I thought it was not singing it again.
00:25:56We're playing a field for you in choir.
00:25:59I told Mark to get ready to be an uncle when he went on our way over here.
00:26:03Shut up.
00:26:05Hey.
00:26:06You're in my spot.
00:26:07No, this is my seat.
00:26:08No.
00:26:08This is my seat.
00:26:09My spot.
00:26:09This is my seat.
00:26:10Oh my god, no.
00:26:11Oh my god.
00:26:11No, I can't.
00:26:12I can't.
00:26:13Please.
00:26:17Mother.
00:26:18I love playing with your hair.
00:26:21I got something you can play with out here, too.
00:26:24You might like to play with it.
00:26:26I gotta go.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:31So what did you guys do?
00:26:34Nothing.
00:26:34You came over and I screwed it all up.
00:26:38All I did was see her talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46Why?
00:26:49It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:50I mean, she broke up, he broke up with her.
00:26:55It doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:57Just don't do something like that.
00:26:59He's your friend.
00:26:59I mean, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life or anything like that.
00:27:11But, you know, it's just...
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:21Hey, Sean, can you shoot me the syntax on these global variables?
00:27:24I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:25I don't know where to put the brackets.
00:27:27Hmm?
00:27:29Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:32I'm that bad.
00:27:33Man, get in the game.
00:27:36You got the pink eye.
00:27:37The what?
00:27:38You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:40Now, you won't be able to focus until you get it or get rejected, so...
00:27:44So just call and get it over with.
00:27:46Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:48I'm going to ask her up for a first time and don't you have to do that in person?
00:27:52Man, you need some contagious confidence.
00:27:55And the only way you're going to get that is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00It's over.
00:28:01All right.
00:28:05Oh, if that's all there is to it, it's...
00:28:07I'm serious, man.
00:28:08Sub-submodalities.
00:28:10Hey.
00:28:12Um, yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing, seeing if you were at work or not.
00:28:16And, uh, if you're not working tonight, I was just thinking, uh, maybe you should...
00:28:20You and me should go out and, like, do something.
00:28:22I mean, like, and then something...
00:28:22I mean, I don't know if it has to be, like, a date or anything.
00:28:24It could just be, like, me and you just, like, going out, just hanging out or something.
00:28:28You know, just having fun, like, you know, like we've done before, you know.
00:28:30If something happens, you know, it happens.
00:28:31I'm not trying to, like, push anything on you.
00:28:33Like, I'm sure, like, you know, you might be dating somebody else and, um...
00:28:36I'm not trying to put, like...
00:28:37I mean, like, I know, like, uh, you might have something to do.
00:28:39I mean, this is really last minute and stuff.
00:28:41I just thought, you know, of, like, doing something, but, um, if you're, uh...
00:28:47Yeah, if you're busy, uh, then whatever.
00:28:49Um, so, uh, just let me know if...
00:28:52Oh, fuck.
00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:53I skirted up.
00:28:54Yeah, just...
00:28:56If you want to call me back, if you want to do something, just let me know.
00:28:57Hang up.
00:28:58It doesn't really matter.
00:28:59Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:00All right, bye.
00:29:03Boom, shakalaka!
00:29:04You don't even know.
00:29:08I was this close to disowning you right after a double-edged drop kicked you out.
00:29:13Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:15You think I'm that bad?
00:29:17All right, drop me off at the grocery store.
00:29:18I have some talking to do.
00:29:20Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:33Oh, my gosh.
00:29:34Hi.
00:29:37Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:39No, because you were behind me.
00:29:41I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:42I didn't.
00:29:43Bored?
00:29:43Very, extremely.
00:29:45Folding plastic bags?
00:29:46I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48A plastic crane?
00:29:49Mm-hmm.
00:29:50Can you make a frog?
00:29:52No.
00:29:53I only do birds.
00:29:55Can you make...
00:29:56No, I only do birds.
00:29:57Never mind, I'm sorry.
00:29:59So, what you want?
00:30:00You gonna buy anything today?
00:30:03You trying to solicit?
00:30:04No, I'm just trying to...
00:30:06You work on commission now?
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:07No, I'm trying to...
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:08There's nobody in here.
00:30:10I'm so bored.
00:30:11Will you buy something?
00:30:12Just buy anything.
00:30:13Buy anything.
00:30:16So, how much longer are you gonna be here?
00:30:19Um, till nine.
00:30:22Till nine?
00:30:22If I live that long.
00:30:24Are you gonna be...
00:30:25Are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:27Um, no, actually.
00:30:29What...
00:30:29I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32What will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:34I just thought that maybe...
00:30:36Follow me.
00:30:39Bring the bird.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:42You wanna call it that?
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:45I want you to step.
00:30:46I fell once.
00:30:48Once?
00:30:49Twice.
00:30:51Let's converse.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:55So, you're gonna think this is, like, really weird, but yesterday, I was so talking about
00:31:00you with a friend of mine.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:04Well, you probably know him.
00:31:06Um, Randy.
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:09Randy who?
00:31:12Randy McCullough?
00:31:14The one and only?
00:31:16The guy that, uh, got so drugged out he told everybody he was Jesus Christ walking down
00:31:20the street?
00:31:21No.
00:31:21The guy that's 12 years older?
00:31:23No, he was just...
00:31:2413 years older?
00:31:24No, it was just a joke.
00:31:25It was just...
00:31:26He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:27He was drunk.
00:31:27I was there.
00:31:28Well...
00:31:29Oh, come on.
00:31:30I just don't see you hanging out with him.
00:31:35I mean...
00:31:36Whatever.
00:31:37I'm not gonna try to talk about it like you're friends or something.
00:31:39No, I mean, he's just...
00:31:39He's just a friend of mine.
00:31:40I mean, don't be mad.
00:31:41He's...
00:31:42I mean, we're not...
00:31:43We're not going out.
00:31:44We're just friends.
00:31:45I'm not mad.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Don't act mad.
00:31:49I'm too mad.
00:31:50Okay, okay.
00:31:50I'm smiling.
00:31:51My teeth are showing.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Just drop it.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:57So...
00:31:59Um...
00:32:00What are you doing?
00:32:05So you said you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:07No.
00:32:08I mean...
00:32:09Well, I was just gonna say, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I think, uh...
00:32:12I mean, we could do something.
00:32:14Well, I sort of have to hang out with my mom and sister tomorrow.
00:32:17Well, I mean, like...
00:32:19I mean, like...
00:32:20What time are you getting back or, like, going in the morning?
00:32:22No, we're gonna go have lunch first.
00:32:24And then...
00:32:25Head down that way.
00:32:28And then spend a couple hours there.
00:32:30And then probably go have dinner.
00:32:32Because it takes so long to get back.
00:32:35So...
00:32:35Okay, well...
00:32:37So I probably won't be back till late.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40So...
00:32:41Well, if you have to, hang out with them tomorrow.
00:32:45Are you mad?
00:32:46No, I'm not mad.
00:32:48Why don't you sound mad?
00:32:50I don't sound mad.
00:32:51I'm not, like, angry.
00:32:52I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Well, have fun hanging out with your family.
00:32:59And, uh...
00:33:00I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02That might be good.
00:33:04Well...
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:05I mean, call me.
00:33:06Call me.
00:33:07We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:11I mean, it's not like tomorrow's the only day left in the universe.
00:33:14I know.
00:33:15I was just...
00:33:15I was just seeing...
00:33:17Okay?
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:23I'm taking this.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:40So?
00:33:43You see this?
00:33:44It just looks like somebody who just picked up a girl, who just got a date.
00:33:49She said she hasn't spent time with her family no more.
00:33:53Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:54I know.
00:33:55I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:56I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:33:58She lives at home.
00:33:59She lives at home.
00:34:01That's what I'm saying.
00:34:05Did you do the 15 inches?
00:34:06Yes.
00:34:09You know why it didn't work?
00:34:12You did shorts on.
00:34:13Start the fucking car.
00:34:14Is my misery full?
00:34:15All right, I'm going to take you by a house.
00:34:18You can throw rocks at a window.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:20I'm going to take you to the barbell road.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:22No.
00:34:22You're going to just drive me home.
00:34:24I wasn't in that stupid group that Travis tried to start in 6th grade.
00:34:39What?
00:34:39Remember that stupid group he tried to start after he supposedly had sex with that Vicky
00:34:43Stanley girl?
00:34:43Oh, uh, I mean, lay leprechauns.
00:34:50Yes.
00:34:51Remember they had that stupid cloverleaf and the double L on the Trapper Keepers?
00:34:54Yes.
00:34:56Oh, gosh.
00:34:57Did you snap right in here a letter?
00:34:59You just sent me in like three weeks ago.
00:35:01So, I've already seen that dude, like, four.
00:35:03Four letters?
00:35:05That's kind of gay.
00:35:07What I think is kind of gay is when you have a girl come over and the whole time all you
00:35:11do is talk about video games.
00:35:12That's not what we talked about.
00:35:14No, that's not what I heard.
00:35:16What, you talked to her?
00:35:17Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:19Seriously?
00:35:20That's what she said about me?
00:35:22Dude, quit being so defensive.
00:35:25I'm just messing with you.
00:35:25I'm not being defensive.
00:35:27Whatever.
00:35:31Are we already out of Golden Grahams?
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:34Call Mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:37So, y'all talked about me?
00:35:40I mean, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:42Something.
00:35:43A little bit.
00:35:44What'd you say?
00:35:46Say you came over, asked her out.
00:35:50And?
00:35:51And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:53She says you had to spend time with her family or something.
00:35:56Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:58I don't know.
00:36:00Probably like seven or something.
00:36:02Wouldn't you just want to be prepared if she does come by?
00:36:06Well, what if I'm all dressed up and she doesn't show up?
00:36:08Well, what if she does show up and you're not prepared?
00:36:10Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:12Well, when I feel more of a loser if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:14Well, why don't you just go get ready?
00:36:16Because she's coming over.
00:36:17That's what she told me, all right?
00:36:18That's all he had to say.
00:36:24Knock, knock.
00:36:25Who's there?
00:36:26Wooden.
00:36:27Wooden who?
00:36:28Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:30No.
00:36:31You're trying to hit on my date?
00:36:33I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:34Yeah, you ready?
00:36:35I don't know if you want to hear more knock, knock jokes or not.
00:36:37Let's go.
00:36:38All right, I got another one.
00:36:39No, we don't.
00:36:40Knock, knock.
00:36:41No.
00:36:43Ether.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:44Ether bunny.
00:36:45Knock, knock.
00:36:51Who's there?
00:36:52Consumption.
00:36:52Consumption.
00:36:53Consumption be done about these jokes.
00:37:06Crap, I forgot.
00:37:08Okay, I'll get you going.
00:37:15You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:23Ask what?
00:37:24I don't know if I'm okay or if I'm all right or something.
00:37:27Sorry, just asking.
00:37:28Oh, I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31Paint the town what?
00:37:32You've never heard of it?
00:37:34No.
00:37:34Some stupid old saying.
00:37:37Well, you're going to learn what it is tonight.
00:37:38Because we're fixing to go bowling.
00:37:40No, I hate bowling.
00:37:42You don't like bowling?
00:37:43Anything but bowling.
00:37:45Well, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47No.
00:37:48You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:50All right, well, what do you want to do?
00:37:59I mean, I've dated and stuff.
00:38:01I just, I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:04And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:07Already all the good ones at least.
00:38:09Why do you want to date me?
00:38:11Why?
00:38:13Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:16What?
00:38:20What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:22What's sexy about me?
00:38:25I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29I don't know, I'm not like a poet.
00:38:30I'm not going to be able to describe it.
00:38:31It's like the best perfection.
00:38:34I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:37Why do guys always say that?
00:38:39What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:40No, I mean, they're fine, but I don't like it when people say,
00:38:43I like your cheekbones.
00:38:44That's just boring.
00:38:46I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:49I like my feet.
00:38:53I don't know what else I like.
00:38:54I like, um, I like your breasts.
00:39:03Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:05They're a nice size for me, I think.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:09What about my eyes?
00:39:11You don't even fish for compliments.
00:39:12You just hunt them down with your bare hands.
00:39:14Well, I mean, these are the things that you're supposed to ask on first dates.
00:39:18I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to give you some long story about how beautiful and romantic your eyes are,
00:39:23but I've never, I think they're nice, I just never really noticed anything.
00:39:27And then, I don't know, I don't know, I can't tell you some kind of stupid line like every other guy would say.
00:39:34But most guys like my eyes.
00:39:36Oh, most guys are full of shit.
00:39:38I'm downtown.
00:39:43Oh, what's that?
00:39:44Oh, kind of like your attempt to get with Christina the other night?
00:39:47What are you talking about?
00:39:49What am I talking about?
00:39:50All right.
00:39:51Hey, two dates, no kiss.
00:39:53That's what he said.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:54Now I already told him it was nothing but friend zone all the fucking way.
00:39:57You shut up, it's not friend zone.
00:39:59Man, y'all don't see anything wrong with this at all.
00:40:01I already told you when I thought I got dating some damn Asians.
00:40:05Man.
00:40:06Man, listen, Lucas broke up with her, and, you know, he's dating some new girl from Portugal, Elena,
00:40:13so I don't see what this big deal is.
00:40:15He's already moved.
00:40:15I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:16This is true.
00:40:17There's one thing I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:20Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:21I hate to say it, but friend zone.
00:40:24You too.
00:40:25E2 Brute.
00:40:27Seriously, man, did you even try making a move?
00:40:29I tried making a move, but with me being so tall and her being so short, it's just so,
00:40:33you know, like, you're trying to get...
00:40:35Okay, okay, okay, listen.
00:40:37With me being the tallest person here, I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:41Well, speak quickly.
00:40:43Okay, so when I'm over there trying to make a move, I go in for, like, the hug at the end of it.
00:40:48She's so short, and with me being so tall, when I try to go in, it's too awkward because
00:40:52her face down here, my, up here, I feel like that.
00:40:54Still, you can position yourself in a certain way.
00:40:57No, no, no, I already got a plan.
00:40:58What I want to do is, next time, we're going to go out towards the steps, and I'm going
00:41:02to walk ahead in the steps before she gets down, so she'll be on the ascending part of
00:41:05the steps, we'll be, like, the same height, so then when I come in for the hug, we'll
00:41:10be around the same height, and then I can go in and I can kiss her, like that, that easy.
00:41:14Oh, no, that's not awkward at all.
00:41:15It's not awkward to corral her at the end of the stairs, keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:18I've never heard so much planning for a kiss at my...
00:41:21This is why you're a virgin, okay?
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:25Well, whatever you do, you better make it happen tonight.
00:41:28I don't know, like, when we're hanging out, it almost feels like awkward to try to make
00:41:30a move because what we're doing is just, I don't know, so comfortable.
00:41:34Yeah, I think there's some other people that are comfortable hanging out together.
00:41:37They're called friends.
00:41:38The other night, she had a dream she had sex with me.
00:41:40People have dreams about having sex with everybody.
00:41:42Hell, I had a dream about having sex with a six-foot bird after it saved me from falling
00:41:46off a cliff.
00:41:47I was running from a rabbit squirrel.
00:41:49What does that mean?
00:41:50What the fuck are you talking about?
00:41:51This ain't about me.
00:41:53No, it's about you now.
00:41:54This whole topic, this whole conversation has now shifted to you.
00:41:57Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:41:59Seriously, you guys don't find anything at all wrong with him talking to her at all.
00:42:03No.
00:42:03Listen, you're 22 years old.
00:42:08This has been a long time coming.
00:42:10I was this close to letting you borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:13I think that's not kind of silly at all.
00:42:14Whatever, man.
00:42:15You got your ethics, I got mine.
00:42:17What are you talking about?
00:42:17You did it to your cousin.
00:42:18No, I didn't.
00:42:20At least you would all.
00:42:21Man, she's like my third cousin, dude.
00:42:23Once it gets that far, it don't matter.
00:42:24Yeah, I told you, don't even worry about all this.
00:42:26All this ain't nothing but training.
00:42:27Kind of like, you know, when you make all the mistakes with this one, then when you find
00:42:31the right one, you get in the real relationship, you don't make no mistakes at all.
00:42:35It's kind of like eating beans without no tortilla, man.
00:42:37What the fuck?
00:42:38You get the worst advice.
00:42:40Well, at least I got some advice.
00:42:42What the fuck?
00:42:46Yeah, man, I mean, that looks cool, but I don't think I really got time to learn about
00:42:49coding and all that kind of stuff.
00:42:51Now, don't worry about the technical side.
00:42:54We just need y'all's help on the more artistic side and some of the debugging and the beta
00:42:59testing and stuff like that.
00:43:00We're going to take care of all the C-sharp and the coding.
00:43:06Hey, what's that blue thing right there?
00:43:11Come in.
00:43:13It's a blue thing.
00:43:14It's the image.
00:43:16But we just spent the last 30 minutes drawing.
00:43:18It's a spaceship?
00:43:19Hey.
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:22What are y'all doing?
00:43:23Working on this game.
00:43:24I love that shirt.
00:43:26Thanks.
00:43:27You want one?
00:43:28Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:29Right now.
00:43:34Great.
00:43:34You can write it down.
00:43:36I got to check my Facebook.
00:43:38Yeah, I can see you later.
00:43:42You need to get off work.
00:43:44You want to go tomorrow?
00:43:46For what?
00:43:46All right.
00:43:47You want to go look at my stamp collection?
00:43:49You have a stamp collection?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53When did you get a stamp collection?
00:43:54Like rubber stamps?
00:43:57Like all kinds of stamps.
00:43:58How come we've never heard about this?
00:43:59I've had it for a while.
00:44:00Don't worry about it.
00:44:01Why do you have a stamp collection?
00:44:03I just thought it'd be cool.
00:44:04I want to see your stamp collection.
00:44:05Let's go look at it.
00:44:06It's gay.
00:44:10Why are you so worried about it?
00:44:12I'll show you in a little bit.
00:44:13Where is it?
00:44:26I want to see it.
00:44:28I don't have it.
00:44:29I lied about it.
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Well, I really wanted to see your stamp collection.
00:44:33Yeah, no.
00:44:34That's the sad part.
00:44:35No, what's really sad is if you actually had one.
00:44:38Yeah, I know.
00:44:38So why'd you say you had a stamp collection?
00:44:43Well, I mean, if that's what I got to do to get us a loan, then...
00:44:46Why do you want us a loan?
00:44:49I thought you wanted to be a loan, so that's why you came over.
00:44:52I just stopped by after work real quick.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59What's this?
00:45:02I don't know.
00:45:02It was some second grade field trip.
00:45:05They had us get a dollar worth of change and it froze into some kind of queue.
00:45:08You okay?
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:15Anyway.
00:45:17I gotta go.
00:45:19I have class and then I have work tomorrow, so...
00:45:22I got this on.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:27You're okay.
00:45:29Yeah, I know.
00:45:29I'm tired, too.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33What?
00:45:33I'm standing here.
00:45:35Are you trying to block me?
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:37I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:48What?
00:45:50You bit my lip.
00:45:52Sorry.
00:45:53Well, I mean...
00:45:55Did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:56No.
00:45:57No.
00:45:58I mean...
00:45:58Since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to kiss you.
00:45:59I don't know.
00:46:01I thought since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to kiss you.
00:46:04What are you talking about?
00:46:06I don't know.
00:46:09I guess I'll screw you up.
00:46:10What?
00:46:10Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:12I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:14I did what?
00:46:15But you made the move.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:17Because, you know, I don't usually kiss guys.
00:46:20I'm not dating.
00:46:22Well, we're not.
00:46:26Bye, Sha.
00:46:28Bye.
00:46:28Oh, my gosh.
00:46:36I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:37Well, it's not working for me.
00:46:39I don't have it.
00:46:39Is it called a hitchhiker's thumb?
00:46:41I think it's a recessive trait, like blonde hair and blue eyes.
00:46:44Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:46See, that's the reason I can't ever be that mad at Hitler.
00:46:49Because as bad as he was, he wanted more of me.
00:46:52I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:54You want to take a compliment from somebody that committed genocide.
00:46:57It's like, oh, thank you.
00:46:58I appreciate this.
00:46:59No, but seriously, you got to think, though.
00:47:00He wasn't a blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:02It'd be one thing if that was it, because he just wants more of himself.
00:47:04But he wasn't.
00:47:05He wanted more of me.
00:47:06Like, he went out of his way to compliment me like that.
00:47:08I wouldn't understand, because I never thought that just because somebody didn't have the same
00:47:11color hair, they deserve to die.
00:47:13So I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:14But, no, I do understand.
00:47:15Yeah, I do.
00:47:15See?
00:47:16I need to see my wife.
00:47:18But seriously, though, we got to get this AI crap going on.
00:47:20I know what we need.
00:47:21I just don't know how to put it in, though.
00:47:22I don't understand what the problem is.
00:47:26This whole time, we've been taking modules, downloading them, tweaking them, and this is
00:47:31the same thing.
00:47:31It's on the same lines.
00:47:33Have you tried it?
00:47:34It's not like that third-grade shit we were doing before.
00:47:35It's like a whole other thing.
00:47:37I mean, I haven't done AI in particular, but model tweaking is what we've been doing the
00:47:41entire time.
00:47:42I thought all that white room experiment stuff, you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:46Well, the white room experiment isn't exactly working out like I thought it would.
00:47:49And it's just, it's too much, too much white.
00:47:54It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:56You know, there's nothing going on.
00:47:58So I just sit in there and I'm like, I guess there's more inspiration and jumbled up stuff
00:48:04than I thought.
00:48:05Because like poets, writers, they're outside.
00:48:08You know, they have ambient noise, like birds chirping.
00:48:10They have the backdrop of nature to put them in the trance.
00:48:15And I just feel like it's a more productive environment.
00:48:18Well, whatever we're going to do, we need to do something quick.
00:48:20Because I'm going up with Christina in a few hours.
00:48:23What's up, I'm going to do?
00:48:25Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:29You trying to tell me something?
00:48:32Take this guy.
00:48:34You want to go?
00:48:35You want to think she'll be mine?
00:48:35I know that I have been waiting for a long time for you to be one of the third wheels on my day.
00:48:40Shut up, man.
00:48:41Shut up.
00:48:41It's not an insult.
00:48:42I'm pretty sure third wheel is an insult.
00:48:53Can't you understand it?
00:48:56Yes.
00:48:56Sorry.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:48:58Excuse me.
00:48:59Sorry.
00:49:00Yes.
00:49:00Did you guys have picked a worst area to sit?
00:49:06Did you be any more rude?
00:49:09Funny.
00:49:10I thought we were both going to wear black today.
00:49:13Sorry, I forgot.
00:49:15Exactly.
00:49:17So what did you guys do today?
00:49:18Paint the town red?
00:49:19I never wanted to hurt you.
00:49:20Paint the town red.
00:49:22You hurt me anyway.
00:49:22Some stupid saint I taught her.
00:49:24I know I hurt you.
00:49:25No, we just got a lot done on the video game.
00:49:28Cool.
00:49:29My friend Toby, he works on stuff like that, except with websites.
00:49:34Yeah, that's the same thing.
00:49:36You guys should really meet him.
00:49:38He's awesome.
00:49:39Yeah, we'll get right on that.
00:49:41I can't wait.
00:49:45Watch out.
00:49:47Sorry.
00:49:47Sorry.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:49:57Hey, where have you been?
00:50:02My sister needed me to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05Your sister?
00:50:06Yeah.
00:50:09So what's going on?
00:50:11I thought she was getting married.
00:50:13She is.
00:50:14But who are those guys?
00:50:16One of them's her father.
00:50:17Which one?
00:50:19I don't know.
00:50:20It hasn't said yet.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:21Are you trying to touch it, Gavin?
00:50:38Because I'll move.
00:50:38You just can't.
00:50:40Why?
00:50:43No.
00:50:47Excuse me.
00:50:48Dude, seriously.
00:50:55This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:58I said we just let her come back to an empty room of seats.
00:51:00You should.
00:51:01Let's do it.
00:51:03Let's just see what happens.
00:51:05Oh, I know what's going to happen.
00:51:06It's a sequel.
00:51:07Man.
00:51:20This is the worst I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:24Matt, what are you going to eat?
00:51:27This is horrible.
00:51:31What are we watching this for?
00:51:33no, no, no...
00:51:35I mean, the book
00:51:37good answer
00:51:39alright
00:51:44what does that look like to you
00:51:48there's little things in there
00:51:49oh, some little bugs
00:51:51I don't know, it kind of looks like it but
00:51:57I don't taste anything different
00:51:59it tastes fine but I don't know what bugs taste like
00:52:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:39No, no, no.
00:53:41No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:45No, no, no, no.
00:53:47No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:49No, no, no, no.
00:53:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:57Ya, ya no lo saben lo que Launta es.
00:53:59Ya no lo saben lo que la Passada Inferencia es.
00:54:01Por real.
00:54:02¡Ey!
00:54:03Prision rules.
00:54:04Unnecessario roughness.
00:54:06¡Todo con tu luego!
00:54:07¡Ahora!
00:54:08¡Dude, no me quieres decirte.
00:54:10¿Que me quiera decirle a Cristina de número 2?
00:54:11¡Hey! No me compare los dos, no me la like.
00:54:14¡Pues verlo!
00:54:15¡Pues por tu me diría que te voy a ir a graduación!
00:54:17¡Hell, yeah!
00:54:18¡No me voy a ir a graduación!
00:54:19¡I miss Patrick getting a fríjito strop en su ass!
00:54:21¡Que me voy a ir a graduación!
00:54:22¡Mamá!
00:54:23¡Que!
00:54:24¡Se lo dije a mi, y me dio a mi.
00:54:25¿Qué es lo que pasa con él?
00:54:55What's up?
00:54:57I've been dating Christina
00:54:58for the past two months
00:54:59and I wasn't like trying to talk to her
00:55:03or anything like you know like we were just hanging out
00:55:05and stuff like we were before and
00:55:06she seemed cool like I've never really had like a female
00:55:09friend and she's like a friend girl
00:55:11she's like hanging out and stuff she's like really cool
00:55:12so I'm just thinking like that but she started
00:55:15pursuing me and I wouldn't normally do that
00:55:17because I've always been against like
00:55:18you know talking to somebody's ex-girlfriend and everything
00:55:20like you probably heard me say that before but it's just
00:55:23I don't know like you were
00:55:25you broke up with her so I didn't think you wanted anything
00:55:27with her and you were like dating Elena
00:55:28after that and she's going to end up dating some douchebag
00:55:31anyway so I'm just thinking you know
00:55:33I might as well you know
00:55:34uh
00:55:35did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:40I mean kind of
00:55:41but not really
00:55:43are you still seeing her?
00:55:45fuck no no you didn't even hear the worst
00:55:47part yet like we went to the movie theater and she ended up
00:55:49cheating on me
00:55:49Gavin could tell you about it he was there
00:55:52man that bitch needs to be in a straight jacket
00:55:58she is certified crazy
00:56:00believe that I agree man I know
00:56:02I know
00:56:03no that's the craziest thing about it
00:56:06I'm just thinking like I found like
00:56:08kind of like the perfect girl
00:56:09it's probably what she felt at first
00:56:10it just felt like after all this
00:56:14like after I put her up here
00:56:15it's just
00:56:16it's her lying and doing all that
00:56:18it just
00:56:18just broke everything away
00:56:19like it messed up my trust system
00:56:20like I can't even believe anything she's ever said
00:56:22I know what you mean man
00:56:24how do you think I felt?
00:56:25I felt like I was going to marry her
00:56:26me too
00:56:29damn man me too
00:56:32man dude whatever
00:56:35what do you think I'm bored?
00:56:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:57:19Me, too.
00:57:21Me, too?
00:57:27That's why we're doing this stuff.
00:57:29So I can get better at it.
00:57:31So at least try to sound like a girl, so I'm in like the right mood.
00:57:35Man, no wonder that bitch she didn't win you, man.
00:57:39You being serious?
00:57:41Man, I'm just messing with you about it.
00:57:43Why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:45I just feel like that's part of the reason why she left me, because I'm too inexperienced.
00:57:53Dude, for the last time, that girl is messed up.
00:57:57I mean, think of all the stories Lucas has about all the shit she did to him.
00:58:01Just do me a favor.
00:58:05And if a girl ever tells you she wants to lick you up and down, just don't say me too.
00:58:11I can't think right now. It's just all this crap about Dad and working on the game and studying and shit.
00:58:17Dude, tell me about it. I got two tests tomorrow, but after that, we're off to Travis' graduation.
00:58:23When we get back, we're switching into renaissance mode, though.
00:58:27No more distractions.
00:58:29I mean, no school, no work, no girls, nothing.
00:58:38I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:40Dude, I told you Sunday it was this next Friday.
00:58:44You told me Sunday it was next Friday, which means the Friday of the next week.
00:58:48That would be this Friday if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:52Man, whatever. If you were writing letters to him like a friend should, you would know when the graduation is.
00:58:57It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:58:59Dude, don't say shit.
00:59:04If you tell me this has anything to do with Christina, that's just perfect.
00:59:11Great. It's good to see you got your priorities in order.
00:59:15One of your best friends is graduating from basic training,
00:59:18and all you can do is just go hang out with some bitch that's been messing around with five guys behind your back.
00:59:22She hasn't been messing with five guys.
00:59:24That guy she was going to see was just some friend of hers that she dated a long time ago,
00:59:28and he was leaving to Iraq because he's in the National Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:31Then why'd she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:33Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:35Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:39So you don't think there's any way she can be telling the truth? Like, she has to be lying.
00:59:43All I'm saying is there's only two kind of people on this planet with lives that private.
00:59:47Secret agents and sluts. I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:51Not to mention how she flirts with your brother right in front of your face.
00:59:54That's just her personality. Remember? She was like that when we first met her.
00:59:57Oh, yeah. That's just her personality.
01:00:00Oh, oh, hey Mark. Hey, hey Sean's brother. It's just my personality. Sean won't mind.
01:00:05He knows it's just my personality.
01:00:09Seriously?
01:00:13Man, why are you trying to hold it in? Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:16That's all you can do when you're in a situation that's fucked up.
01:00:20Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:22It's Memphis and May.
01:00:23At least tell me there's going to be some good bands.
01:00:25Fuck no. It's going to be like 3-6 Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:29That's just perfect. You don't even give me anything that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:34I mean, why the fuck are you even... Why are you going then?
01:00:37Because it's all the way out of Arkansas. She's never been out of Arkansas before.
01:00:40That's like a big deal for her. It'd be like a huge stepping stone in a relationship.
01:00:46Whatever, man. I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:50Finish this shit up.
01:00:55It's just waiting on you.
01:00:56I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:00:58Just waiting on you.
01:00:59I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:03I'm stupid. How are they going to make you work even that?
01:01:04I don't know.
01:01:05I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:08I'm stupid. How are they going to make you work even that?
01:01:13I missed my French graduation for this, so it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:14All right.
01:01:15I missed my French graduation for this, so it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:20All right.
01:01:21All right.
01:01:22All right.
01:01:23All right.
01:01:24All right.
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26All right.
01:01:27All right.
01:01:28All right.
01:01:29All right.
01:01:30All right.
01:01:34All right.
01:01:35All right.
01:01:41All right.
01:01:54¡Tres!
01:01:55¡Ay!
01:01:56¡No!
01:01:57¡No!
01:01:58¡No!
01:01:59¡No!
01:02:00¡No!
01:02:01¡No!
01:02:04¿Qué es esto?
01:02:08¡Es un bear!
01:02:09¿Es es tu bello?
01:02:11¡No, eso es mi bello.
01:02:15¿Y qué es todo esto?
01:02:17¡Oh!
01:02:18Mi cosas, como las cosas que he tenido durante periodos de tiempo, que han convertido en mi cosas.
01:02:25¿Y estos películas?
01:02:26¿Quieres verlos?
01:02:28¡Sure!
01:02:29No sé cuál.
01:02:31¿Has visto La Cidad de la Cidad?
01:02:33No, ¿qué es lo que es?
01:02:34Es lo que es de los brazilianos, y los juegos de drogas, y los juegos de drogas, y lo que es muy complicado.
01:02:39Yo solo voy a ponerlo en.
01:02:40Ok.
01:02:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:18No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:48So, I gotta go take care of my dog.
01:03:50What dog?
01:03:52My dog.
01:03:53When did you get a dog?
01:03:54Two weeks ago.
01:03:56So, you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:03:58No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:00Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:02My friend Brian.
01:04:04So, how do you take care of a dog?
01:04:06You just feed it in water and it takes care of itself.
01:04:09Well, it's still a puppy, though.
01:04:11So, you feed a puppy food?
01:04:12I got to go.
01:04:19Is something wrong?
01:04:21If you don't know by now, I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:25Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:27If you got something you got to do, then go.
01:04:30I just thought it's a pretty big deal that I stayed home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:34Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:37I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:38Look, I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:42I'm not talking about that.
01:04:43Then what are you talking about?
01:04:46I'm talking about us.
01:04:50Now I'm confused.
01:04:51What do you want?
01:04:56I want you.
01:05:00I really can't.
01:05:01Sorry, John, I got to go.
01:05:08Oh, so is this it?
01:05:11What?
01:05:13I mean, are you just going to walk off?
01:05:16I told you I had to go.
01:05:18I know, but I mean, I just feel like this is going to be the end.
01:05:23Well, I certainly hope not.
01:05:25But if that's what you want, then...
01:05:26Oh, man, if you're just going to walk off and not...
01:05:31I got to go.
01:05:32I got to go.
01:06:02Hello?
01:06:08Hey.
01:06:10Nothing.
01:06:13About six hours away.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:22I know.
01:06:23Call me whatever you want.
01:06:24I deserve it.
01:06:25Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40Well, tell them I'm sorry.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:45Alright, well, tell them I'm sorry I missed your graduation.
01:06:46I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:55So, everything's forgiven.
01:06:58Even Lucas.
01:06:59How's Clint going to be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09Alright.
01:07:12Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:17Alright.
01:07:20Alright.
01:07:22What?
01:07:24Hello?
01:07:27Hello?
01:07:27Hello?
01:07:28Hello?
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