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A comedy about 3 chicks dumping a corpse.
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00:35:29Do you know how much that's worth?
00:35:31I don't care. My car's a drug-free car. If you want to use it, the blow stays here.
00:35:33No, that's throwing money away.
00:35:35Fine. Let's go.
00:35:41How about we just do one last night?
00:35:43Galia? You want me to help you with this? You don't ever do coke again.
00:35:47Never?
00:35:49Never, but I just-
00:35:51Swear it or I'm out of here.
00:35:55Fine, I swear.
00:35:57You can't trust a junkie.
00:35:59I'm not a junkie.
00:36:01I trust Galia.
00:36:17One,
00:36:19One, two, three.
00:36:21Hey ladies.
00:36:23You need a hand?
00:36:25No, thank you. We're okay.
00:36:27We could use some strong men over here.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32No problem.
00:36:33Oh, we'll never make it on our own.
00:36:35Make it in the middle.
00:36:37Okay, do that.
00:36:41Oh, that's some carpet.
00:36:43Oh, it's very old.
00:36:45Sorry the weight of all that dust.
00:36:47So what are you going for?
00:36:49Oh, just to the car.
00:36:51Which is?
00:36:53About two blocks away.
00:36:55But I can bring it to the door.
00:36:57You do that.
00:36:59I'll go get the bags and I have to use the bathroom.
00:37:05I think one of us should probably get down there and receive it.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:09Or, uh...
00:37:10Okay, why don't you guys get down and I'll feed it to you.
00:37:13Lift it over the railing.
00:37:15Yeah, I got a little bend.
00:37:23Alright, you ready?
00:37:24Yep.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26One, two, three.
00:37:27Yeah!
00:37:28No, I'm losing it!
00:37:29Get down!
00:37:30Oh, fuck!
00:37:31No!
00:37:32Hey, you dudes okay?
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34You covered his waist and 300 pounds.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:40Whose shoe is this?
00:37:42It's not mine.
00:37:43It's not mine either.
00:37:47Where the hell did it come from?
00:37:51It's mine!
00:37:58I took Lyle's shoe by mistake.
00:38:02No wonder it fell off.
00:38:04Let me help.
00:38:05No!
00:38:06It's not him.
00:38:11Shall we?
00:38:18We got it, thanks.
00:38:35Well, that's what I have.
00:38:40I got it at a police auction, so blame the previous owner.
00:38:45Um, hmm.
00:38:47Yeah, it's never gonna fit in that trunk.
00:38:49It won't even fit in the car.
00:38:52You still have the stuff from Sven's Christmas party in your trunk?
00:38:56No!
00:38:57No, it's not mine.
00:38:58No, it's all right.
00:38:59No.
00:39:00No.
00:39:01No.
00:39:02No.
00:39:03No.
00:39:04No.
00:39:06I'm not afraid of it.
00:39:07No.
00:39:08Let's go.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:10Ready?
00:39:13Ready.
00:39:15One.
00:39:16One.
00:39:17Two.
00:39:18Three.
00:39:20Hey!
00:39:21Hey!
00:39:51Quick thinking!
00:40:06What?
00:40:07The thing with your shoe?
00:40:09Easy!
00:40:12What shoe is this?
00:40:15It's not mine, dude!
00:40:17It's mine!
00:40:20So where is your bloody day cargo?
00:40:23Uh, next left.
00:40:25No, let's go pick up Frank first.
00:40:27Not now, Gallia. First we must get rid of him.
00:40:30Soti, you know how he gets. I have to get him out of there.
00:40:33We'll get Frank out just after we've dumped Lyle.
00:40:38We can only bail them out until 3 and then it'll be too late and he'll have to stay the whole weekend.
00:40:43Gallia!
00:40:44Soti!
00:40:47Okay, fine.
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:53We just need to pick up her brother first.
00:40:57I thought you girls get off on this.
00:40:59I'll be right back.
00:41:04I thought you girls get off on this.
00:41:14I'll be right back.
00:41:16She just needs to get her brother out then we'll go. It'll be fine.
00:41:23You're both locas. Or you have a death wish.
00:41:26I'm warning you if he finds Lyle or you're on your own.
00:41:30He's not gonna find Lyle.
00:41:31It's not a death wish.
00:41:32You're just delusional.
00:41:33Why is he coming this way then?
00:41:34Maybe he just thinks you're hot.
00:41:35Oh, I knew it. You play for the other team.
00:41:36What?
00:41:37You like your friend, don't you?
00:41:38What?
00:41:39You like your friend, don't you?
00:41:40What?
00:41:41What?
00:41:42Oh God, of course I like her, she's my friend.
00:41:43No, I mean you like her, like her.
00:41:44You're welcome.
00:41:45Oh man.
00:41:46You probably should have a death wish.
00:41:47You should have a death wish.
00:41:50I'm warning you if he finds Lyle or you're on your own.
00:41:58He's not gonna find Lyle.
00:41:59It's not a death wish.
00:42:00You're just delusional.
00:42:03Why is he coming this way then?
00:42:06your friend don't you who golly of course i like her she's my friend no i mean you like her like her
00:42:11good afternoon ma'am hello officer do you know why i'm here not really first of all you cannot
00:42:21park here oh i'm sorry sorry second that carpet's a hazard tied like that it's just for a couple
00:42:31hundred yards i'm having it clean for my aunt that may be ma'am but it's still illegal
00:42:36no kidding
00:42:40i told her so
00:42:43i have a green card
00:42:45i'm very sorry officer i promise i'll be very
00:42:48luckily for you i have some extra road stay here
00:42:54okay we're leaving now before he comes back
00:42:57i'm not leaving galia here
00:42:59oh so you can share the same cell as her
00:43:02he's gonna be extra suspicious if we just vanish
00:43:05you don't think he's gonna be suspicious when he grabs the last foot
00:43:09too late anyway
00:43:11can you stop muttering it's very unnerving
00:43:23could you step out of the vehicle ma'am
00:43:27sure
00:43:28you too ma'am
00:43:31you too ma'am
00:43:39step aside ma'am
00:43:40ma'am
00:43:54ma'am
00:43:55step aside
00:43:56toss the rope back under to me
00:44:03okay good once more there you go good good i got it let me go ahead and tie it now
00:44:16there
00:44:20there
00:44:21that should hold
00:44:22but only for a short distance
00:44:24oh yes officer thank you very much thank you
00:44:27are you retarded
00:44:28seriously are you retarded
00:44:29hey do i look retarded
00:44:30yeah you kind of do what i know
00:44:32you still need to move your car though
00:44:34oh of course we're waiting for a friend to pick up her brother
00:44:38is he an officer
00:44:39no actually he's
00:44:42howdy frankie
00:44:46he knows you
00:44:48he's the jerk who arrested me
00:44:49careful frankie i could always book you for content
00:44:54careful frankie i could always book you for content
00:45:00no sir he didn't mean it
00:45:01yes i did
00:45:02get in the car frankie
00:45:03next time you feel like taking a nap frankie
00:45:05do it in your own house
00:45:07the name is frank
00:45:09you stop getting into other people's homes i'll call you whatever you like
00:45:12frankie
00:45:13yeah i'd like to see
00:45:14i'll be watching you
00:45:19remember that sleeping beauty
00:45:20remember this you asshole
00:45:24shut up frank
00:45:25now quiet until we're far from here
00:45:31so t we have to get home now
00:45:44jesus galia
00:45:47that cop actually padded lyle's
00:45:49carpet
00:45:52that's a cool carpet
00:45:53is it worth anything
00:45:55no
00:45:56igal's bris starts in 30 minutes
00:45:59we have to get home now
00:46:00isn't chica you can go home and we're done
00:46:02can you cut the puta chica thing
00:46:04attending a bris
00:46:06isn't exactly optional in my family
00:46:08galia we gotta get rid of
00:46:09we gotta do this drop
00:46:13it cannot wait
00:46:14yes it can
00:46:15yes it can
00:46:16he's gone but my mom isn't and she's gonna kill us if we're not back in time
00:46:21who's gone
00:46:22no one frank
00:46:24so t you know how my mom gets
00:46:26listen what's your name
00:46:28galia
00:46:28galia i know your nice little life hasn't prepared you for something like this
00:46:32hey hey hey there is nothing nice about my life
00:46:35does this look like a nice life to you
00:46:38the only thing nice about it is my mom
00:46:42so we are going to the press
00:46:46hola i'm nice
00:46:49what's your name
00:46:51keep him away from me
00:46:53listen
00:46:54you can drop us off and then go take care of the problem
00:47:00you don't need me
00:47:01no listen you are not getting off that easily
00:47:04especially since it's mostly your problem
00:47:06fine
00:47:07i'll be more than happy to help just afterwards
00:47:10if you don't get me home by four i'm not doing anything about it
00:47:14okay fine
00:47:15stop the car
00:47:17what what what just stop the puta madre car
00:47:20stop the car
00:47:37okay drive
00:47:41what
00:47:43i was tired of wearing his thinking shoe okay
00:47:46it's probably best to do it at night anyway
00:47:48you know what we could uh do right now
00:47:52what did i say
00:47:54cut it out drink
00:47:55she's not interested
00:47:56thank god
00:48:00what you're married already
00:48:01you changed that remember
00:48:03did you sleep with her husband or something
00:48:06something
00:48:18well this looks like a nice life
00:48:20you sure this isn't worth anything
00:48:23don't touch it frank
00:48:24let's go
00:48:24hey
00:48:25we can't just leave the carpet here
00:48:27i'm not bringing that to you vows press
00:48:30this doesn't look like a neighborhood where they steal much
00:48:33so it is worth something
00:48:34frank it's lyle so stay away from it
00:48:37you mean it's lyle's
00:48:40right whatever
00:48:43so don't even think about it
00:48:45i wasn't thinking anything
00:48:47i was just saying
00:48:50what if a cop starts you know checking up on it
00:48:53what for
00:48:55illegal carpeting
00:48:58no more like hazardous material
00:49:03you want to walk around with it some more it took us three guys to get it to the car
00:49:07frank could help
00:49:08oh so now you want me to touch the carpet
00:49:10no frank we don't so t my mother loves carpets
00:49:13oh right i guess it's safer to leave right here then
00:49:17good let's go
00:49:18oh bags bags
00:49:20right
00:49:21what happened to your neck
00:49:41nothing mom my scarf just caught on something
00:49:45something with two hands
00:49:46why do you look like you slept in your clothes
00:49:51mom she's good
00:49:53who's your friend sotoria
00:49:54oh hi mom i'm cardamosa
00:49:56it's very nice to meet you you have lovely home
00:49:58you haven't seen it yet
00:50:00we'll talk about this afterwards okay you're late
00:50:03no we're not
00:50:04if you're not early you're late
00:50:06i'm not sure i think what you're saying
00:50:24i'm not sure i think what you're saying
00:50:27i'm not sure i can watch this
00:50:37why do you do such barbaric things
00:50:39it's not barbaric it's tradition
00:50:41anyway it's cleaner
00:50:43oh but i prefer my men dirty
00:50:45nobody asked you
00:50:47why is he so much younger than you
00:51:00it's from my mom's second marriage
00:51:02my dad bailed when frank was two
00:51:04but you have a great mom
00:51:06yeah well i think it's still screwed us up anyway
00:51:09whatever you say chica you're pretty whack
00:51:11so you're probably right
00:51:12thank you
00:51:14oh i'm gonna wait outside
00:51:22thank you
00:51:52so you're gonna tell her
00:51:57tell what to whom
00:52:00the annoying chick
00:52:02that you like or like
00:52:03i don't like
00:52:04doesn't care anyway
00:52:07i don't
00:52:08i just think you should tell her
00:52:10why
00:52:12she's like 99% straight
00:52:15and the 1%
00:52:17she's just not interested
00:52:20oh and how do you know if you haven't asked
00:52:22we're friends
00:52:24it would be weird
00:52:26what if she completely freaks out
00:52:28what if she doesn't
00:52:29look this is none of your business
00:52:32if it was me i want to know
00:52:34if you were me or galia
00:52:38both where's the bathroom
00:52:39right there on the floor
00:52:41galia can we talk
00:52:59sure
00:53:00not here
00:53:00not here
00:53:01golly i know this is gonna sound completely crazy but i've been
00:53:10Golly, I know this is going to sound completely crazy, but I've been...
00:53:29For quite a while now, I've had this feeling, and I thought, you know, what's the point?
00:53:36But then I thought, but what if? And I think Cardamosa's right. I want to know, even if it's no.
00:53:46What the hell are you talking about? And please don't tell me that you've been taking advice from Samosa of all people.
00:53:54Golly, what I'm trying to...
00:53:56Wait. It's from Eric. I knew he was having second thoughts.
00:54:05He read that in a text?
00:54:07Well, not word for word, but he has to buy it his Laker's cap.
00:54:13Oh, come on. It's like the lamest excuse in the book.
00:54:17Sorry, I didn't...
00:54:27Is that Coke?
00:54:31Yes. Now get out.
00:54:33Well, can I have some?
00:54:35No, get out.
00:54:37Come on, she's so little...
00:54:39With three girls at the same time. He didn't care.
00:54:53Eric did care about me.
00:54:55For what? A week? He treated you like shit!
00:55:03Hey, your hot friend's doing blow in the bathroom.
00:55:05She's not that hot!
00:55:07Goddammit!
00:55:09Okay, why are there no locks on the doors? And doesn't anyone ever knock in this house?
00:55:19Mom likes doors to remain open and no.
00:55:21So you're doing blow?
00:55:23Yes. You want some?
00:55:25I told you not to take it.
00:55:27I know, I took it anyway.
00:55:29You had it all along? Even while that cop was fixing the carpet?
00:55:37Yes.
00:55:38Jesus, are you insane?
00:55:39How was I supposed to know you were going to drive us directly to a police station?
00:55:43The point is, you were totally dishonest with me.
00:55:46Okay, nothing personal, but it's not like we're friends here or anything.
00:55:50Soti, what did you expect?
00:55:52And there's no use getting all worked up about it.
00:55:55It's over. Nothing happened.
00:55:58Do you know what'll happen if my mother finds out?
00:56:00She'll take all three of us to jail herself.
00:56:02Okay, fine. Let's drop off Lyle, you take me to the station,
00:56:06and you don't see me or the drugs ever again.
00:56:09Problem solved.
00:56:15Right, that's it.
00:56:17Hey!
00:56:19No, that belongs to me!
00:56:21Well, now it belongs to the city of L.A. Seward, right where it should.
00:56:25Hey, guys.
00:56:26Not yet now, Frank!
00:56:28Okay, just thought you might want to know, Mom borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:31Fine.
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:33Come back here!
00:56:34I thought you didn't want to hear it.
00:56:37What did you say about Mom?
00:56:39She borrowed Soti's car.
00:56:44Don't worry, she'll bring it right back.
00:56:48Frank, where is she taking it?
00:56:49She just needed some groceries.
00:56:51She went down to the market.
00:56:52What's wrong with her car?
00:56:53Uh, Soti's car was blocking it.
00:57:00This is a nightmare.
00:57:02Maybe we should just walk over there.
00:57:23She's hardly going to unroll the carpet at the supermarket.
00:57:26We should be fine.
00:57:33Soti, if I go to jail, will you come visit me?
00:57:37You're not going to jail.
00:57:38But what if I do, will you come visit me?
00:57:41Don't worry, Chica.
00:57:42We'll all be in the same cell.
00:57:45I'm not going to let anything happen to you, okay?
00:57:52Ah, here she comes.
00:57:55What's everyone doing in the street?
00:58:13Uh, we need to take Cardamosa to the station.
00:58:16Oh, where are you off to?
00:58:18Ah, to see my family.
00:58:20In...
00:58:23Connecticut.
00:58:27This is a beautiful carpets lottery. Are you trying to sell it?
00:58:29Oh no, Mrs. Zaytuni. It belongs to my aunt.
00:58:32Oh.
00:58:34What a shame.
00:58:35Well, you tell her if she ever wants to sell it, I'll take it.
00:58:37Sure, Mrs. Zaytuni.
00:58:39Goodbye, girl. I didn't get your name.
00:58:45Cardamosa.
00:58:46It was nice to meet you.
00:58:47At least you didn't throw up on my bathroom like some other of Galia's friends.
00:58:53Was that Eric?
00:58:55He likes to drink a little bit.
00:58:57Descarga now!
00:59:02Descarga now!
00:59:03No!
00:59:04Oh!
00:59:05No, no!
00:59:06Yes!
00:59:07No!
00:59:08No!
00:59:09No, no, no!
00:59:11No!
00:59:12No!
00:59:13What else?
00:59:15No!
00:59:16No!
00:59:17No!
00:59:18No!
00:59:19No!
00:59:20No!
00:59:21No, no!
00:59:22No!
00:59:23No!
00:59:24No!
00:59:25No!
00:59:26Maybe we should take the Christmas lights.
00:59:44You want to decorate a Christmas tree in August?
00:59:48What if they can be traced back to you?
00:59:52I'll leave them in the car and declare it stolen.
00:59:54Then you won't have a car.
01:00:00Doesn't matter.
01:00:02Soti, I am so sorry.
01:00:05Don't worry about it.
01:00:07No, I didn't think before dragging you into this I'm never going to be able to repay you.
01:00:12Galia, you don't owe me anything.
01:00:15Just don't kill anyone else, okay?
01:00:17I don't think I can do this twice, even for you.
01:00:20You suck.
01:00:24Okay, can we continue this mating ritual once you've dropped me off?
01:00:30What mating ritual?
01:00:31Just ignore her.
01:00:33What mating ritual?
01:00:34I sent a word to give me patience.
01:00:36White chick.
01:00:37In love with another white chick.
01:00:39Can we go now?
01:00:40What?
01:00:44It's just...
01:00:45I'm not...
01:00:47We're friends.
01:00:49I know it.
01:00:50I get it.
01:00:50No problem.
01:00:53I thought I wasn't your type.
01:00:56I just said that so you wouldn't be uncomfortable around me.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:03Hello, I said later.
01:01:21Hey, look.
01:01:22Okay, leave the car there and it'll be gone by tomorrow.
01:01:51Well, have a good trip.
01:01:55We don't have to do that.
01:01:56It's not like we're friends or anything, yeah?
01:01:59Right.
01:01:59Come on, Soti.
01:02:00Bye, Samosa.
01:02:01Bye, Katia.
01:02:02Galia.
01:02:05Be careful, okay?
01:02:07Mira, fine.
01:02:08Come here.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:15Bye now.
01:02:16Bye.
01:02:16Hey, you're the most annoying green guy I've ever met.
01:02:24You know, that's just...
01:02:25Whoa.
01:02:26If I say anything about Latinas, I'm the racist.
01:02:29Well, hey, I'm a minority.
01:02:31I might as well get something out of it.
01:02:33I'm a minority.
01:02:34I might as well get something out of it.
01:02:47Come here.
01:02:47Bye.
01:02:48Bye.
01:03:49Hello?
01:03:51Eric, hi.
01:03:53I'm great.
01:03:55How are you?
01:03:57Really?
01:03:58That's great.
01:04:00Good for you.
01:04:04That's sweet.
01:04:06But actually, I'm seeing someone.
01:04:10You do, actually.
01:04:12It's Soti.
01:04:14No, not my friend Soti.
01:04:18My girlfriend Soti.
01:04:20Bye, Eric.
01:04:24Bye, Eric.
01:04:34What did you do with the money?
01:04:36What?
01:04:37That bitch!
01:04:38What?
01:04:39This just about pays for the drugs that went down the toilet.
01:04:51You think this is funny?
01:04:52This isn't funny!
01:04:53You didn't seriously intend to keep that money.
01:04:54Yes, I did.
01:04:55What about Frank's lawyer?
01:04:56How about you let Frank figure it out for once?
01:04:57He's 19.
01:04:58He's not your responsibility.
01:04:59Hey, come here.
01:05:00It'll be fine.
01:05:01I can't promise that.
01:05:25Hey, come here. It'll be fine.
01:05:29Can't promise that.
01:05:31No, but we can work on it.
01:05:55I found something, Bella.
01:06:06Good girl.
01:06:11Looks like it could be worth something.
01:06:14What the?
01:06:17What the?
01:06:20What the?
01:06:23What the?
01:06:26What the?
01:06:29What the?
01:06:32What the?
01:06:35What the?
01:06:38What?
01:06:45Jesus, son. I thought you were dead.
01:06:51Where the fuck are we?
01:06:57East LA dump.
01:07:00How the fuck did I get here?
01:07:02Don't ask me.
01:07:04Where the fuck's my other shoe?
01:07:07Don't know.
01:07:09Don't care.
01:07:10Could you get off my carpet now?
01:07:13That's my fucking carpet.
01:07:15Oh, no, it ain't.
01:07:16I found it fair and square.
01:07:18Listen, you stupid ass.
01:07:19Don't yell.
01:07:20Bella here don't like it.
01:07:22This carpet cost me $3,000.
01:07:26Good.
01:07:28Good.
01:07:29Good.
01:07:30I can probably get a couple hundred for it easy then, huh?
01:07:35Sir, fine.
01:07:36Fine.
01:07:37You keep it.
01:07:38Very kind of you, sir.
01:07:46How the fuck do I get home?
01:07:49Downtown's that way.
01:07:53You can be there in three hours if you walk fast.
01:07:58Mansion.
01:07:59More Bugün.
01:08:00I'm downstairs.
01:08:01Little conex.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:03I'm downstairs.
01:08:04Here's a hint.
01:08:05What is the true thing?
01:08:06There's a hint.
01:08:07I'm downstairs.
01:08:08I'm downstairs.
01:08:09I'm downstairs.
01:08:10Here.
01:08:12Here's a hint.
01:08:13Hi.
01:08:14Here's a hint.
01:09:27Who are you?
01:09:29Where is life?
01:09:31What the fuck, man?
01:09:37What the fuck, man?
01:09:41Hello?
01:09:43Pot and cattle anyone?
01:09:47I can't do it.
01:09:57I can't do it.
01:09:59I can't do it.
01:10:01You do it too good.
01:10:09No work.
01:10:25Didn't you get a green card out of it?
01:10:41I didn't need him.
01:10:42He said to immigration he was going to...
01:10:44What?
01:10:55What is this?
01:11:08That's a blooper!
01:11:13We can pay later.
01:11:15No, we can pay now.
01:11:18Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:11:21His turn! His turn!
01:11:24200 cash.
01:11:27I'm sorry!
01:11:31Oh my God!
01:11:36Sorry, sorry.
01:11:39Mm-hmm.
01:11:41Really?
01:11:42You don't have any change in your breasts?
01:11:44Sorry.
01:11:46I now have some down by food!
01:11:49And how many of the specialists do you know?
01:11:56Because I don't think they'll be in the cli...
01:11:58Cleaning lady.
01:12:00Any requests?
01:12:02Yeah, I'd like a clip.
01:12:04Oh, okay.
01:12:05Ta-da!
01:12:07Oh, you think his head is more disgusting than his ass?
01:12:14You clearly have not seen it.
01:12:16Well, at least there's no...
01:12:18Stop it!
01:12:19Ow!
01:12:20I'm sorry.
01:12:21In my boob!
01:12:22Good!
01:12:23No, no, no, no!
01:12:38Santa Muerte, give me patience!
01:12:42Santa Muerte. Give me patience.
01:12:45Fuck.
01:12:52Where the fuck am I?
01:12:55Where the fuck is my Sue?
01:12:58Who the fuck are you?
01:13:01I'm your worst nightmare.
01:13:12Jesus, you stupid bitch.
01:13:22I do.
01:13:24Jesus, you stupid Hitler impersonator.
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