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The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers.
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00:00:00Thank you very much.
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00:02:59Thank you very much.
00:03:29Thank you very much.
00:03:59Give me the skull.
00:04:25Thank you very much.
00:04:56It's definitely not built to code.
00:05:04How many generations of your family lived here?
00:05:07I don't know.
00:05:08I don't know.
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:11Who decorated this place?
00:05:13Who decorated this place?
00:05:14Who decorated this place?
00:05:15Who decorated this place?
00:05:16Who decorated this place?
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00:05:19Who decorated this place?
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00:05:26Who decorated this place?
00:05:27Who decorated this place?
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00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Wow.
00:05:47Looks like something's missing.
00:05:52Looks like something's missing.
00:05:53Great.
00:05:54Looks like something's missing.
00:05:55Great.
00:05:56Great.
00:05:57I thought the electricity was supposed to be on, Jesse.
00:05:58Yeah, it is.
00:05:59Yeah, it is.
00:06:00The switch must be on.
00:06:02Is there a phone in here?
00:06:07Great.
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00:06:17the electricity was supposed to be on jesse yeah it is uh the switch must be on is there a phone in
00:06:24here great john statman please hello john hi it's kate sorry i couldn't call you earlier the car
00:06:40phone doesn't work out here well it's a pit but jesse's completely in love with it
00:06:47how'd the meeting go is he interested no great you know we could have had him recording in the
00:06:54studio by early next month well i don't know we've got to find somebody fast did you go see that new
00:06:59band down from iris club yeah you're absolutely right hey did you get that letter from i don't
00:07:07believe it well they really need someone that's my mom and dad that was pretty cute
00:07:17i think that was my grandfather
00:07:24so he must have been my great great grandfather jesse mclaughlin they named me after him
00:07:47so
00:08:56So I went downstairs to just look around.
00:09:03What is that?
00:09:07I knew it.
00:09:08You did that.
00:09:15But I don't do it.
00:09:17Oh, my God.
00:09:22Oh, my God.
00:09:27Oh, my God.
00:09:31Happy birthday to you.
00:09:35Happy birthday to you.
00:09:39Oh, hey, you didn't have to do this.
00:09:43Sure I did.
00:09:44You're the only person I know who's ever been famous, huh?
00:09:47Hardly famous, Charlie.
00:09:48Nobody reads this magazine.
00:09:50Oh, well, you know, I mean, I have to admit, I don't look at the pictures.
00:09:54I only read it for the interviews.
00:09:56What?
00:09:57Hey, look at this cow.
00:10:01It's nice and comfortable.
00:10:02I'm better.
00:10:14Here.
00:10:15Can you hold on for just a second?
00:10:32That I'd be taken up to hyperspace.
00:10:41It seems so strange.
00:10:44It seems so strange.
00:10:46I only judge you.
00:10:49And then you move right.
00:10:54Oh, forgive me.
00:10:56Oh, I can't.
00:10:58Hey, this is too loud.
00:10:59I love you, really.
00:11:02What?
00:11:02What?
00:11:02What is this you're playing?
00:11:04That's Puse Glitz and the Avoiders.
00:11:06Puse Glitz?
00:11:08Yeah, that's what he staged me.
00:11:09This is you?
00:11:11Yeah, and I'm her manager.
00:11:14Kate, I don't feel compelled to tell you.
00:11:16We are weighing several offers from some big producers,
00:11:19but to drop names would be tacky.
00:11:22But you don't have a contract yet.
00:11:24I mean, you haven't signed anything yet, have you?
00:11:26Oh, no.
00:11:27We don't believe in success.
00:11:28Yeah, we want to make a lot of money and be real famous, but no success.
00:11:32No, there's a very subtle difference, you know.
00:11:34John, I've got to get back to you.
00:11:38I think I may have found what we're looking for.
00:11:40Sweet sensation.
00:11:43Owl.
00:11:44Sweet vibration.
00:11:46Sweet sensation.
00:12:05Hmm.
00:12:06They're different.
00:12:11This one's got jewels in its eyes.
00:12:14they're not the same skull
00:12:22hey Jeff what you doing here huh
00:12:26come on Charlie give it it's uh private
00:12:29hey this is cool looks like it's old what is it
00:12:31come on Charlie give it
00:12:32no no no not until you tell me what it is
00:12:34it's nothing
00:12:35promise you won't laugh
00:12:38yeah
00:12:40you'll never leave
00:12:42sure I will here okay here
00:12:45see this guy
00:12:48it's my great great grandfather
00:12:50he has the same name as me
00:12:52he was an outlaw in the old west
00:12:54I buy that
00:12:56yeah look at the skull he's holding
00:12:57it's made completely out of raw crystal
00:12:59and this guy in the background
00:13:02this is Jesse's partner Slim Reaser
00:13:04uh-uh
00:13:04now he and Jesse had a falling out over the skull
00:13:08and became bitter enemies
00:13:10Slim died without ever getting the skull
00:13:12from Jesse
00:13:13all right now look at this
00:13:15see the skull
00:13:16and now it's different from the one here in the book right
00:13:18I mean this one has got jewels in the eyes
00:13:21wait wait a minute
00:13:21but listen to this
00:13:23okay um
00:13:25all right
00:13:26legend has it that there was a second skull
00:13:28that had untold powers that could unlock the mysteries of the universe
00:13:31and bring eternal life to those who possessed it
00:13:34so
00:13:34question is
00:13:36if this
00:13:38is the legendary second skull
00:13:41where is it
00:13:44why are you asking me
00:13:48I mean how am I supposed to know
00:13:49Charlie
00:13:51Charlie
00:13:52um
00:13:52there's an old cemetery up on the hill
00:13:55Jesse was buried there in 1916
00:13:58now look here
00:13:59it says
00:14:00that when the Aztecs buried their dead
00:14:03they wrapped their bodies in several layers of cloth
00:14:05and they surrounded them with
00:14:07their weapons and jewels
00:14:09it was worth millions
00:14:11it wasn't
00:14:12a lot
00:14:13yeah
00:14:13I say
00:14:19let's go for it
00:14:22there's nothing down here
00:14:30let's quit
00:14:33I don't care
00:14:34if all the money in the world is down here
00:14:37I just want some sleep
00:14:39I'm really tired
00:14:40Charlie
00:14:51huh
00:14:52you got it
00:14:54oh no
00:14:55no
00:14:55I give up
00:15:13I can't listen to another finger
00:15:15please
00:15:16let me down
00:15:17please
00:15:18let me down
00:15:20let me down
00:15:50let me down
00:15:56let me down
00:16:01let me down
00:16:02Jesse
00:16:02Jesse
00:16:03what
00:16:04come on
00:16:04I don't have time for this
00:16:07Jesse
00:16:07it's in there
00:16:08Jesse
00:16:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:39It's me I'm a great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jesse, too
00:17:09my great-great grandson. What year is it? I don't know. Now, don't you mess with me, boy.
00:17:27You know, I've been waiting over 70 years for some jackass to get the sense to come dig
00:17:43me up. Thank you, boy.
00:17:57Well, there she is. There's something special about this old house. Can't you feel it? I
00:18:08can.
00:18:18Let's go this way.
00:18:27Where are you going? There. Remember, boys, this house is a temple as fantastic as any pyramid
00:18:54or castle you would ever see. You don't know time or space or any of that hogwash, but the
00:19:02forces of evil are always after this, Skull, and you've got to help me to protect it. So
00:19:07don't let no one touch the dang thing, you hear?
00:19:09You can sleep on this. Is this the way you treat family? Making them hide down in the
00:19:31basement like some slimy old lizard? Well, I'm sorry. I must be out of practice. I don't have
00:19:37any family, sir. Don't call me, sir. I ain't no politician. Heck, I'm your great-great-grandfather.
00:19:46You can call me Gramps. That's what your granddaddy used to call me.
00:19:52All right. Gramps.
00:19:54Well, uh, we better get the hay. But I'm not tired. I don't need no sleep. Well, let's
00:20:07get me cleaned up and then we can go out on the town and do a little high-stepping. I don't
00:20:13know if that's such a good idea. Why not? There's nothing wrong with me. No, there's nothing
00:20:20wrong with you. Yeah, well, something's bothering you. I can see it in your eyes. Look, I'm just
00:20:28as fit as a fiddle. I'm...
00:20:34I'm supposed to be young again. Gramps, maybe she... Look at me. I'm a 170-year-old fart.
00:21:02a goddamn zombie. Well, um, you look really good for a 170-year-old zombie. Gramps, really
00:21:12great. Well, I ain't gonna die if it's the last thing I do.
00:21:20That's all right.
00:21:25You...
00:21:59What in tarnation is it?
00:22:14Gramps, this is a 1986 Alfa Romeo spider.
00:22:21Zero to sixty?
00:22:23Seven point three seconds.
00:22:24Seven point three seconds.
00:22:40Let it out slow.
00:22:46There you go, real slow.
00:22:48There you go.
00:22:55Yee-haw!
00:23:04Look at them stars.
00:23:09You know, they were clearer back in the old days.
00:23:16And sometimes it was so bright you couldn't get to sleep.
00:23:22Wait, no cramps.
00:23:23It's the ozone.
00:23:25I mean, you know, insect repellence, you know, under under reodorants, maybe.
00:23:32Just a pinch of communism.
00:23:34It's making the stars fade away.
00:23:36You're drunk.
00:23:38You're drunk.
00:23:39No, no cramps.
00:23:40No, no cramps.
00:23:45Whoa!
00:23:54I'd better drop it.
00:23:56ha ha ha ha
00:24:26Jesse, you old golf bag.
00:24:40How are you?
00:24:41Uh, John, what are you doing here?
00:24:44Oh, well, your beautiful lady informed me that she's found the Madonna of the 80s.
00:24:48I thought I'd better come by and check it out.
00:24:50Hey, I thought Madonna was the Madonna of the 80s, huh?
00:24:54Very good.
00:24:56Who's your friend, Bozo the Clown?
00:24:57No, Bozo the Death Machine.
00:25:00Uh, Charlie, Charlie, this is John Statman, Kate's boss.
00:25:04He's the president of Heretic Records.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:12Okay, okay, John Statman.
00:25:14Of course, this is really a pleasure.
00:25:17I'm really happy to meet you.
00:25:18Charlie Correale, manager of Pew Splits and the Avoider.
00:25:21Kate!
00:25:22Ta-da!
00:25:23Here she is.
00:25:24Great, you have the tape?
00:25:25Where are you going?
00:25:26We're doing lunch.
00:25:27John made a special trip out here to meet Lana and listen to her demo tape.
00:25:33See you later, Jesse.
00:25:34This is great.
00:25:41They just keep coming and coming and coming.
00:25:46Where the hell they all coming from, anyhow?
00:25:50Hey, I broke it.
00:25:55Risky gramps.
00:25:56Thanks.
00:25:56I hate this doggone box.
00:25:59I hate this doggone box.
00:26:01Got all them channels and got nothing interesting to watch.
00:26:05Well, there I was, right out in the middle of Kansas, facing 500 crazy fanatics heavily armed.
00:26:10And me with only 15 soldiers.
00:26:12Now, you take this Ronald Reagan, man.
00:26:15I think you do.
00:26:16He sure is a pansy.
00:26:18He wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes back in the old days.
00:26:21My dear young lady, there comes a time in every soldier's life when he must stand or fall alone.
00:26:26And if you knew the army, you'd understand that he...
00:26:27It wouldn't do no good to tell you how it was.
00:26:31You had to be there.
00:26:32In all them movies and books and crap, they don't tell you how it really was.
00:26:37It was rough.
00:26:38Well, I got a question for you.
00:26:40Whatever happened to Slim Reeser?
00:26:45Slim Reeser ain't part of my vocabulary no more, son.
00:26:51We had a disagreement about who the skull belonged to.
00:26:57What did you do?
00:27:00I shot the scallywag, is what I did.
00:27:03Well, he took a shot at me first, so I had to teach him a lesson.
00:27:07And I left him to die in the Mojave Desert.
00:27:12And that was that?
00:27:14Yeah, that was that.
00:27:19Gramps, did you ever rob a stagecoach?
00:27:23Sure.
00:27:25Right.
00:27:26All the time.
00:27:27I robbed a stagecoach once, just outside of Dodge City.
00:27:33Now, every day at about 5.30, it used to come into the bank with a bag of money that would give an elephant a hernia.
00:27:40We set up on both sides of a little gorge just outside of town.
00:27:44And when the stagecoach come on through, we had to chase me around them hills and clean across the border into Arizona territory.
00:27:56Well, I was arriving for about two weeks without ever getting out of the saddle and trying to lose that furlough.
00:28:01Now, I was holding a wolf with just two feet and a windchatter.
00:28:08Now, all of a sudden, I'm taking that right through the lake.
00:28:11Right there.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:12And another one just under the shoulder.
00:28:14Oh, right there.
00:28:15The caves were never uncovered again.
00:28:19And there must have been a billion dollars in diamonds and jewels down there.
00:28:25Now, that's something I intend to search for just as soon as I get rejuvenated.
00:28:31Shh.
00:28:34What?
00:28:35I hear something.
00:28:37Yeah, it sounds like music.
00:28:44What time is it?
00:28:45Bring back some more beer.
00:28:47I invited some people over for Halloween.
00:29:14What do you mean?
00:29:16I forgot.
00:29:19Sorry.
00:29:21Enjoy.
00:29:23Hey, get over here.
00:29:42Guess who?
00:29:44You're shell.
00:29:48Long time no see.
00:30:00It's been so long since I've seen you.
00:30:05Yeah, it sure has.
00:30:09Excuse me.
00:30:10How long are you out here for?
00:30:18Like a week.
00:30:31Would you hold this trash for a minute?
00:30:33Sure.
00:30:34You look great.
00:30:38Yeah, I know some people down in Hollywood.
00:30:41Charlie.
00:30:42Charlie.
00:30:42What?
00:30:43Look.
00:30:43Gramps.
00:30:44What's he doing?
00:30:46He looks like he's about to score.
00:30:48Yeah, but how did he get up here?
00:30:50We can relax.
00:30:51It's Halloween.
00:30:52He blends right in.
00:30:54All right, Gramps.
00:30:55Go for it, pal.
00:30:56Hey, excuse me, Lee.
00:31:01Hey, I see you then.
00:31:05Isn't he great?
00:31:06Yeah, he's an old friend.
00:31:09From way back.
00:31:10Good.
00:31:15Bye.
00:31:18Bye.
00:31:18Bye.
00:31:18Bye.
00:31:19Bye.
00:31:22Bye.
00:31:36Bye.
00:31:37Hey, excuse me.
00:32:07Can I talk to you?
00:32:27Round and back?
00:32:32Sure.
00:32:33We'll meet you there.
00:32:35Okie dokie.
00:32:37Hey, you'd better pack your ass in a suitcase and head for Panama.
00:33:03You jerk!
00:33:04Hey, hey, oh no!
00:33:11No, no, no, please.
00:33:14No, Ms. Colossus, I don't want you to do it!
00:33:15No, Kate!
00:33:25Whoa!
00:33:25Stop!
00:33:26Stop!
00:33:27Stop!
00:33:28Hold it!
00:33:29Stop!
00:33:30Stop!
00:33:31Hey, look out!
00:33:32Look out!
00:33:33Charlie, there's a jungle in there.
00:34:03Hey, get you something, dear, water.
00:34:06Valiant! Get me Valiant!
00:34:12Whiskey. Get me whiskey.
00:34:18I need the skull. Without it, I'm a goner for sure. Don't let him get away.
00:34:28Gramps, there's a jungle upstairs.
00:34:31He took it in there. He's from the Stone Age, kid. You gotta stop him. Don't worry. He's a pushover.
00:34:39Gramps, I don't think you understand. There is a jungle.
00:34:42Jesse, in the wrong hands, that skull could cause trouble. Now go.
00:34:47Charlie!
00:34:57Charlie!
00:34:57Charlie!
00:35:11Charlie!
00:35:15Charlie, don't sneak up behind me like that.
00:35:17Well, I just happened to have this in the trunk of the car. You never know when you're gonna need one in a pinch, huh?
00:35:21What is it?
00:35:23This is an Uzi semi-automatic firing weapon.
00:35:26Charlie, this is a machine gun!
00:35:28So?
00:35:29So?
00:35:30What about me? What do I get?
00:35:35I only had the one Uzi, you know.
00:35:37But, uh...
00:35:39I got one of these.
00:35:41What do I do with this? Light cigars?
00:35:48No, you shoot people with it.
00:35:50Duh.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:54On the count of three,
00:35:56you're gonna kick the door open,
00:35:58run in there blindly,
00:35:59and I'll cover you, okay?
00:36:01Guy with the big gun goes first.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:05Ready?
00:36:12One.
00:36:14Two.
00:36:14Hold on a minute.
00:36:19One.
00:36:22Two.
00:36:24Three.
00:36:25Yeah!
00:36:35Two.
00:36:50One.
00:36:54Two.
00:37:03One.
00:37:03One.
00:37:03One.
00:37:04One.
00:37:04One.
00:37:05One.
00:37:05Oh, what are you doing?
00:37:24Making sure you're not dreaming.
00:37:35Charlie!
00:37:55Nobody's home.
00:37:57What do we do?
00:37:57We need a plan.
00:38:00Yeah, let's get the skull and get the hell out of here.
00:38:03Good plan.
00:38:05Thanks, Charlie.
00:38:33Take your best shot.
00:38:50No!
00:38:51No!
00:38:52No!
00:38:53No!
00:38:54No!
00:38:56No!
00:38:57No!
00:38:58No!
00:38:59No!
00:39:00No!
00:39:01No!
00:39:02No!
00:39:03No!
00:39:04No!
00:39:05No!
00:39:06No!
00:39:07No!
00:39:12No!
00:39:13No!
00:39:19Huh?
00:39:21Huh?
00:39:30Coward!
00:39:32Come back and fight like a man!
00:39:50Where'd he go?
00:39:54He ran away with his tail between his legs!
00:39:56Jake and Jake barbarian!
00:39:58Charlie, we're good!
00:40:00Alright!
00:40:02Let's go!
00:40:04No!
00:40:06No!
00:40:08No!
00:40:10Come back!
00:40:12Hey!
00:40:14Hey, Jeff!
00:40:16Come back!
00:40:18Come back!
00:40:28It's this one!
00:40:44Go on, hurry up!
00:40:48Jeff!
00:40:50Jeff, don't worry!
00:40:52If you fall, you'll die real fast!
00:40:54Thanks, Charlie!
00:40:56I'm not sure.
00:40:58I don't know where you are going...
00:41:00I can't hurt that whole game.
00:41:02I'm sorry!
00:41:04Don't worry...
00:41:06I'm not sure how you're going with it.
00:41:08Come back...
00:41:10You're not sure what you're going with.
00:41:12I want to have a good move!
00:41:14I want to have a good move!
00:41:46You're doing great, Jess.
00:41:50Keep going.
00:41:52What an idiot.
00:42:16Hey, Jess, looking good.
00:42:32Wish I had a camera.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:45Nice bird.
00:42:53Nice birdie.
00:42:55Ah, jeez.
00:42:58Heh.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come on, Jess.
00:43:15Come on, Jess.
00:43:27Come on, Jess.
00:43:31Come on, Jess.
00:43:33Come on, Jess.
00:43:34Come on, Jess.
00:43:35Get out of here.
00:43:36Come on.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:39Get out of here.
00:43:41Come on.
00:43:42Come on.
00:43:44I'm not a man with a man with a man with a man with a man.
00:43:46No.
00:43:47Come on, Jess.
00:43:49Come on.
00:43:50Come on, Więc.
00:43:51Come on.
00:43:52Come on, mon.
00:43:53Come on,èce.
00:43:54Come on, get me.
00:43:55Please.
00:43:56Come on, get me.
00:43:58I got it.
00:43:59Get me.
00:44:00What the hell was that?
00:44:14It sounded like a bomb.
00:44:18Why didn't you use the stairs?
00:44:23Shirley.
00:44:25Shirley, you all right?
00:44:30Oh, I guess.
00:44:41Just get him off me, he's in my life!
00:44:45Get him!
00:44:46Just, he's in my life!
00:44:49Hey, Charlie.
00:45:00Charlie!
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:09Hey, Jessica, can we keep him?
00:45:14Well, who's going to take care of him, Charlie?
00:45:16I'll feed him and change his water and stuff.
00:45:21Hey, help me!
00:45:24Help me, help me!
00:45:28Don't forget the beer!
00:45:29Come on!
00:45:48Tommy!
00:45:50Come on!
00:45:51Come on!
00:45:51Come on!
00:45:53Come on!
00:45:55Come on!
00:45:57Come on!
00:45:59Hey, uh, Jesse?
00:46:14Damn!
00:46:18Charlie, hi!
00:46:20Hi, John!
00:46:21Come on!
00:46:22Come on!
00:46:23Come on!
00:46:23Come on!
00:46:24Come on!
00:46:25Come on!
00:46:26Come on!
00:46:27Come on!
00:46:28Come on!
00:46:29Come on!
00:46:30Come on!
00:46:31Come on!
00:46:31Give it back!
00:46:32Come on!
00:46:33Give it back!
00:46:34Don't worry about it!
00:46:35We heard a noise!
00:46:36Noise?
00:46:37Noise?
00:46:38Oh!
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:42Oh!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:45Oh!
00:46:46That's a big bomb!
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:49Oh!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Oh!
00:46:53Oh!
00:46:54Oh!
00:46:55Oh, oh!
00:46:56Oh!
00:46:57Oh!
00:46:58Oh!
00:46:59Listen, I wanted to tell you, before the evening got away, you are a funny, funny guy.
00:47:18And I mean that. That is the hardest commodity to find in our business, really.
00:47:21Look at this shirt. Is this great? Is this ember? The bananas, the bananas.
00:47:24Stay here. Where's the beer? What are you doing out here? Quick! Somebody's coming.
00:47:32They go all the way around the back. I got you.
00:47:38Hi, John. Hi, buddy. What's cooking in the kitchen?
00:47:42Nothing. No? And what might be in that closet there?
00:47:46Nothing. Nothing.
00:47:48Well, can I see?
00:47:50John, I just told you there's nothing in the closet.
00:47:55Well, let me see nothing in the closet.
00:47:58It, uh, wouldn't happen to be your old friend Rochelle in there, would it?
00:48:02John, what is it you are accusing me of in my own house?
00:48:05I'm not accusing you of anything.
00:48:07I'm just asking a question.
00:48:09But I do think Kate would like an explanation.
00:48:13You want an explanation?
00:48:15All right. All right, I'll give you an explanation.
00:48:18Kate, Kate, get in here.
00:48:19Kate, I need to talk to you.
00:48:20Why are you yelling?
00:48:21I'm not yelling. Now, Kate, you know that since we got here, there's been some strange things going on in this house.
00:48:28Charlie, they want an explanation. I'm going to give them one. All right, now, listen.
00:48:32All right, now, Charlie and I last night went to the cemetery and we dug up my great-great-grandfather's grave.
00:48:38We were looking for a crystal skull. It's supposed to be magic.
00:48:41Anyway, we dug it up and we got the skull, but we also found my great-great-grandfather.
00:48:46He's dead, but he's alive. I mean, he's a mummy.
00:48:49And we brought him back and he's been staying in the basement.
00:48:53And Charlie and I have just been running through this jungle trying to get the skull back.
00:48:57And that's who's in there for your information, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
00:49:00Hi, Rochelle.
00:49:10What are you doing in here?
00:49:13There's been a mistake.
00:49:14Apparently.
00:49:14Ah, you don't understand.
00:49:15I understand perfectly.
00:49:16No, Kate, listen to me. I have no idea what she was doing in there.
00:49:20Well, who did you think was in there?
00:49:21A mummy or maybe even a baby pterodactyl.
00:49:25Shame on you, Jesse.
00:49:40Look! It's a prehistoric bird!
00:49:46Kate!
00:49:47Kate!
00:49:47Kate!
00:49:47Kate!
00:49:47Kate!
00:49:47Kate!
00:49:49Kate!
00:49:49Kate!
00:49:50Kate!
00:49:51Kate!
00:49:52Kate!
00:49:53Kate!
00:49:54Kate!
00:49:55Here, let me get this from you.
00:50:03Good riddance.
00:50:04She's out of here.
00:50:06Now we can do whatever we want.
00:50:08We'll run around in our underwear.
00:50:09Phony phone calls.
00:50:11That's a great...
00:50:12Shut up, Charlie.
00:50:13Why can't you shut your mouth just once?
00:50:23Shipraised, Gramps!
00:50:24Where's Rochelle?
00:50:25Where's Rochelle?
00:50:26Watch this.
00:50:32Jesse.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:35Wait, it's so long for you.
00:50:36Uh, Rochelle.
00:50:38It's...
00:50:39It's great to see you, but I'm having some family problems right now.
00:50:42You understand?
00:50:43Charlie, can you call Rochelle a cab?
00:50:49Hey, Chucky.
00:50:49Hey, don't call me Chucky, okay?
00:50:51It's very sweet of you to come.
00:50:55Thanks.
00:50:56Hey there, Bertie.
00:51:14How about a little trade, huh?
00:51:18I think he wants some more.
00:51:25I don't have any more, Stacy.
00:51:28I think he wants some more.
00:51:37I don't have any more, Stacey.
00:51:42Now, now, now, I know that smells good.
00:51:45I know it smells good.
00:51:46Daddy's gonna have it ready right away.
00:51:48Right away.
00:51:50Yep, yep, yep.
00:51:52I know.
00:51:53I know Daddy knows.
00:51:54I'll open your mouth.
00:51:57Yeah.
00:52:07Gramps, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
00:52:11You got me a little upset.
00:52:14You know, I was just hating to play a joke on somebody.
00:52:24I'm sorry it turned out to be you.
00:52:27That's enough, Bippy.
00:52:30Bippy, Bippy, that's enough.
00:52:32Don't get me.
00:52:33Bippy.
00:52:37Oh, now, look.
00:52:39Go on out and play.
00:52:41That's it.
00:52:42There you go.
00:52:44Um, Gramps, look, I gotta get to bed.
00:52:47Do you want me to put the skull back in the fireplace?
00:52:49I'll take care of that.
00:52:51I'll take care of that.
00:52:51I'll take care of that.
00:52:52I'll come.
00:52:54I'll take care of the skull back in the fireplace.
00:52:55See you later.
00:53:01Bye.
00:53:01Bye.
00:53:02Bye.
00:53:05Bye.
00:53:07Bye.
00:53:09Bye.
00:53:12Bye.
00:53:13Bye.
00:53:14Bye.
00:53:14Bye.
00:53:14Bye.
00:53:15Bye.
00:53:15Bye.
00:53:18Bye.
00:53:18Bye.
00:53:18Bye.
00:53:19Bye.
00:53:19Bye.
00:53:50Bippy, you little rascal, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:20Bippy, you little rascal, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:50Bippy, you little rascal, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:57Gramps. Gramps.
00:55:01Jesse. Jesse, boy.
00:55:03Are you all right?
00:55:05They bushwhacked me.
00:55:07It must have been 30, 40 of them.
00:55:10Come at me for more than a week.
00:55:12Charlie, get up.
00:55:16Charlie, come on.
00:55:17Charlie.
00:55:19Charlie, wake up.
00:55:21Get up.
00:55:22Charlie, come on.
00:55:23Come on.
00:55:25Oh, Jesus.
00:55:27Charlie, come on.
00:55:28Charlie.
00:55:29Charlie, get up.
00:55:31Justice better be real important.
00:55:37Ramps lost the skull.
00:55:39What?
00:55:39Somebody.
00:55:39I don't know who stole it.
00:55:41He's dying, Charlie.
00:55:42We gotta get it back.
00:55:43After all we did for him, he loses it?
00:55:46I can't believe he did that, Jess.
00:55:48I mean, I've never met anyone so irresponsible.
00:55:50You know, I risked my life that...
00:55:51Charlie.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:55:59Uh, Bill.
00:56:00Bill Towner, electrician.
00:56:01Uh, Jesse McLaughlin.
00:56:02Nice to meet you, Jesse.
00:56:03A young lady called, said you needed some work done.
00:56:05She did, huh?
00:56:06Oh, right.
00:56:06What is the fuse box down there in the basement?
00:56:08Uh, listen, Bill, um, I'm sorry to trouble you, but this really isn't the right time.
00:56:12Hey, it's all right, Jess.
00:56:13I'm not gonna get in your way.
00:56:13You just, uh, show me what needs fixing.
00:56:16This is quite a room you got here.
00:56:18Yeah, very, very nice.
00:56:19It's a weird fireplace, though.
00:56:21Yeah, uh, Bill.
00:56:23Uh, Bill.
00:56:24What do we got in here?
00:56:25Ah, there it is.
00:56:28Fremont 240.
00:56:29These old houses are loaded with them.
00:56:31So, uh, is this the room you having problems here with, Jess?
00:56:33Uh, yeah, all along this wall, uh, but the rest of the house...
00:56:37Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that, Jess.
00:56:40Didn't look too valuable.
00:56:44Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:56:46Just as I had expected.
00:56:48Jess, you got a problem here.
00:56:50But, uh, hey, like with any problem, you know, you don't want to let it get the best of you.
00:56:53You know, I've been working on these houses for about 20 years now, and I've seen enough tragedy and disaster to make you want to upchuck in your shorts.
00:57:01You see, these old houses, they, uh, they just got minds of their own, you know, and you just gotta teach them who's boss.
00:57:07You know, sort of give them a spanking.
00:57:09Huh, must be foreign made.
00:57:12Well, I'm gonna fix this old house up for you, Jess, just like it's grand spanking new.
00:57:16Uh, what is that?
00:57:32Shh!
00:57:32What do you hear?
00:57:54Ah, Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
00:57:56It's not good.
00:57:57I've seen this before, and it's always made my adenoids curdle.
00:58:02Oh, hey, don't monkey with those switches, Jess.
00:58:04It'll blow us both to Milwaukee.
00:58:07Uh, it's touch and go from here, pal.
00:58:09Could go either way, Jess.
00:58:10Oh, yeah, yeah, Jess.
00:58:11Will I step into my office here for a second?
00:58:14Listen, buddy, uh, I like to be alone with my work, so if you don't mind...
00:58:21You got something to do?
00:58:22Sure.
00:58:23Go do it, buddy.
00:58:24Go do it.
00:58:26Go do it.
00:58:27Nice kid.
00:58:28Go do it.
00:58:58Oops.
00:59:03Oops.
00:59:18Weird.
00:59:18Weird.
00:59:19see anything
00:59:29i'm not going up there i'm just gonna get his own damn skull
00:59:36come on charlie gramps said they went in here so don't wimp out
00:59:40hey buddy
00:59:41oh scared you huh relax oh god bill are you all right yeah fine fine
00:59:48who is this uh bill bill towner electrician charlie courriel entrepreneur
00:59:57yeah uh uh listen fellas we got a little problem in the other room i think you
01:00:01better come have a look uh look bill i'm sorry but this really
01:00:03isn't a good time why don't you pack it up and come back tomorrow i think we
01:00:07better go in the other room and have a look
01:00:08yep there it is
01:00:19looks like you got some kind of alternate universe in there or something
01:00:24thanks
01:00:27come on charlie
01:00:29guess i'm next
01:00:32just let me spiders in there because you know i'm coming charlie
01:00:35yeah i don't know you guys look that's an alternate dimension in there or something
01:00:41and uh incredible
01:00:43well hold on a second will you
01:00:47uh i've been through this kind of thing before don't touch anything till i get there
01:00:52looks like you're gonna need the help
01:00:55a professional
01:00:56you got a flashlight yeah
01:01:05you know so i'm incredibly scared right now don't be a fact okay
01:01:23shh
01:01:23listen i think it's coming from over there
01:01:28there it is
01:01:54they're not gonna sacrifice you hey just now now is she a virgin because i've never
01:02:11seen one before aren't you really
01:02:12i don't know
01:02:13i don't know
01:02:14i don't know
01:02:15i don't know
01:02:16i don't know
01:02:17i don't know
01:02:18hey
01:02:20no no
01:02:21oh boy
01:02:23hi
01:02:24well hey hey come on come on uh well i'm sorry we we thought that she was somebody that
01:02:31we know go ahead enjoy it it's it's okay
01:02:36what's
01:02:39what's
01:02:43what's
01:02:48what's
01:02:53what's
01:02:57Oh, dear.
01:03:08Oh, indeed, huh?
01:03:27Come on, come on.
01:03:40Get her out of here.
01:03:48Get her out of here.
01:03:57Come on, get out of here.
01:04:06I'll hold you.
01:04:08I don't remember which way.
01:04:09Just follow the street.
01:04:13Don't worry about me.
01:04:15I've got to get home.
01:04:17My kid's a little late night.
01:04:27Bill, I don't see him.
01:04:28Come on.
01:04:28Here.
01:04:33Bill.
01:04:34All right.
01:04:35Oh, Charlie.
01:04:36Good to see you back.
01:04:37I started to get a little concerned here.
01:04:40Hey, hey, Bill, what are you doing here?
01:04:41You know, you guys throw one heck of a party.
01:04:43And I'd really like to thank you for inviting me along.
01:04:47Jess?
01:04:48It's been a pleasure.
01:04:50And, miss, it was a pleasure to meet you.
01:04:53Oh, and, Jess, listen, if you need any more work done, just give me a call there, huh?
01:05:00Take care, Charlie.
01:05:02See ya.
01:05:06Who was that man?
01:05:18Now, where the hell is the food?
01:05:20I don't know, Chef.
01:05:21Hey, Ann, tell him we're starving.
01:05:26You know, I've been watching her, and she really likes you.
01:05:30Here's what she likes you.
01:05:32Come on, Charlie.
01:05:33I'm serious.
01:05:35Watch.
01:05:37Who do you like better?
01:05:39Me or him?
01:05:42Me, Charlie, fun, you know, crazy guy, nut, or him.
01:05:46I rest my case, Jess.
01:05:55Ow!
01:05:58All right.
01:05:59Well, if everybody's hungry, dig in while the tussle comes.
01:06:02Uh, Jess, shouldn't we say grace, you know, say some nice words about God or whatever?
01:06:06Oh, well, all right.
01:06:14Uh, I guess I'd just like to thank everyone for their special contribution to the meal.
01:06:22And to say that, I guess I think of all of you as, as well, my family now.
01:06:33That was well put, son.
01:06:35Now let's eat.
01:06:36What?
01:06:45Now let's eat.
01:06:47Now let's eat.
01:06:49Now let's eat.
01:06:49Now let's eat.
01:06:52Ma'am, slow down, Weasel.
01:07:13I've been waiting for you.
01:07:14Long time, partner.
01:07:22Johnny!
01:07:24He's mine.
01:07:29I knew you'd catch up with me sooner or later.
01:07:33Gramps!
01:07:38Gramps!
01:07:51Bitch!
01:07:53After all this time, he got me.
01:08:20You're gonna need this.
01:08:27He's the one that killed your ma and pa.
01:08:33He's the one that killed my ma and pa.
01:08:41See ya!
01:08:42He's the one that killed him!
01:10:16Oh, my God.
01:10:32Charlie!
01:10:36Charlie!
01:10:37Charlie!
01:10:38I'm going to kill you!
01:10:39I'm going to kill you!
01:10:45I'm going to kill you!
01:10:46I'm going to kill you!
01:10:53Hey!
01:10:58What the heck?
01:11:28What the heck?
01:11:58What the heck?
01:12:28What the heck?
01:12:58What the heck?
01:13:28What's up, Bertie?
01:13:33Sheriff, we've got a crazy in there. Shooting up the whole neighborhood.
01:13:36Go to McLaughlin, please.
01:13:38That's right. We just found out who owns the place.
01:13:39Jesse McLaughlin. It's old Clarence's son.
01:13:42Just moved in a couple of days ago.
01:13:43Clarence's son?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45He's moving out tonight. Let me talk to that sucker.
01:13:51Is his name what?
01:13:52Jesse.
01:13:54Jesse?
01:13:55We've got the place surrounded.
01:13:57Why don't you come out peacefully and give yourself up?
01:14:00We don't want anybody to get hurt.
01:14:02We don't want anybody to get hurt.
01:14:02We don't want anybody to get hurt.
01:14:06No!
01:14:07We don't want anybody to get hurt.
01:14:17Go!
01:14:17I don't know.
01:14:47Oh, it's mine.
01:15:17Get down!
01:15:20Hold your fire!
01:15:21What the hell's going on there, mate?
01:15:22Oh, can't be.
01:15:26Hold your fire!
01:15:53Hold your fire!
01:16:23I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:29I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:35I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:41I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:47I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:53Oh, don't make no difference no more, son.
01:16:59I've done all I can do in this world.
01:17:05And it's time to move on.
01:17:08No, no, don't.
01:17:11You get what you want from this old skull.
01:17:17I got something real special.
01:17:23I got to meet my great-great-grandson and had a hell of a time.
01:17:31You figure what you want.
01:17:37You get rid of the goddamn thing.
01:17:43Come on.
01:17:47Come on, Gramps.
01:17:50Hold on, Gramps.
01:18:01I love you, Gramps.
01:18:05I love you, too, Jessie.
01:18:07Jessie, this is your last chance.
01:18:27Unit 5.
01:18:28Come out with your hands up.
01:18:30I'm going to count to ten, and then we're coming in firing.
01:18:36One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, five.
01:18:53Take cover.
01:19:18Take cover.
01:19:22Oh, my God.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:20:22Oh, my God.
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:21:22Oh, my God.
01:21:52Oh, my God.
01:22:22Oh, my God.
01:22:52Oh, my God.
01:23:22Oh, my God.
01:23:52Oh, my God.
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