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00:00Look, it's the Biscuit.
00:06He's my love bunny.
00:08Julian, you know, don't give him too much.
00:11I don't want him to poop on me.
00:12He's potty trained, Mom.
00:14What about give him a little bit of milk
00:16to wash down these treats?
00:18OK.
00:18We can pretend it's his milk martini.
00:23You like that?
00:24Yes, you do.
00:30And here, you will find the bijou of the house, look standard.
00:34Oh!
00:36That's a nice bathroom.
00:38It's bijou.
00:39I don't like the paint in that house.
00:41It's the most color.
00:42I don't know, it just reminds me of mustard.
00:44Like, everywhere you want to go, you
00:45want a hot dog throughout the house.
00:47And I gave you a ring, and I took it right back.
00:52And I'm sorry for that.
00:56I got goosebumps.
00:58Give her her ring back, or you are just whack.
01:02Woo-hoo!
01:03If I was Batia right now, I'd be down under.
01:06Oh, my god.
01:07You're dirty.
01:09I love it.
01:13Oh, I have to grind the beans.
01:15I don't know how to do that.
01:17That's embarrassing.
01:18Oh, man.
01:20Yo, Jenny, you need to give that man a discount.
01:22You want to hear something nasty?
01:23No, not really.
01:24They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
01:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:35All right.
01:35With Thanksgiving coming up, I think we need a little more
01:38decoration, babe.
01:39You've been putting decor up for, like, three weeks now.
01:42I love fall season.
01:43I just, I can't stop.
01:44I try to stop, but I just cannot.
01:45What do you think, Mika?
01:47You smell the pumpkin?
01:49She wants a pumpkin, too.
01:50She does.
01:50She'd like to chew it up.
01:52Ugh.
01:53You.
01:54Excuse me.
01:55What a pig.
01:55That went the other way, too.
01:57That's going through the other pig that way.
01:59Hey, I'm for sure you'd rather the gas come out this way
02:02than the other way, because that other way ain't too happy.
02:06That's the stinky way.
02:10Gabe, you are wrapped up in a blanket burrito.
02:14We live in Florida.
02:15What's wrong with you?
02:16I'm cold.
02:16You always have the air so cold, and it's, like, 62 degrees.
02:20It's, like, 90 degrees outside.
02:21Yeah, but it's 62 in here.
02:23Come on.
02:23Sit up.
02:24Let's go.
02:25You're taking up all the couch.
02:27What did you think about the guy from Tasmania?
02:30Is he hot or what?
02:32Why you ask me if a guy's hot now?
02:34I'll tell you.
02:35If Pattia screws up and doesn't pay off her bills, count me in.
02:41I'm going to take your passport away.
02:43No.
02:43Oh, no.
02:44That passport's already hidden, honey.
02:51Are we in France?
02:53I feel like we're in the, I don't know where we are.
02:56I think we're in Paris.
02:57Oh, I don't think so.
02:58Nope.
02:59Pattia and Dylan, you better be nice to her.
03:01Ooh, starting off old and young, Dylan and Pattia.
03:04Let's see if they're stripping together.
03:06Those who strip together stay together.
03:08We'll see.
03:10Oh my gosh, babe.
03:12I'm so excited for our night out.
03:14She's having a good time.
03:16Yeah, you excited for a night out?
03:17You best hide that credit card, both y'all.
03:20It's been about a week since Pattia arrived in Tasmania.
03:24Oh, is it like an Irish pub or something?
03:26Yep.
03:27And tonight I'm taking her out to one of the best spots in town.
03:31What's the best spot?
03:31That spot don't look that lit.
03:33That spot look regular, man.
03:34That's who put whack and boar.
03:36That's the best y'all can do?
03:38He's got to watch the budget and he knows it.
03:42That girl will go to a five-star hotel
03:45and order like a drunken sailor.
03:48What do you think about this place?
03:49Different.
03:51Uh, it's not that busy.
03:56You're not in Vegas anymore.
03:58Where's the strippers?
04:01Have we ever been to an Irish pub?
04:02I don't think so.
04:03No, not together.
04:04I was in one when I was in college.
04:06Oh.
04:07And I didn't even drink at that time.
04:09You do now.
04:10I don't know.
04:11I like the loud bar because I like to have fun.
04:14I don't want a bar who look like a dead spa.
04:16That's just dead and dead like a gold spa.
04:19For real, everybody don't want to know your name in this bar.
04:22Oh, nice.
04:24Pattia.
04:25Oh my God.
04:26How you going?
04:28That's not me.
04:31Chris was with Thunder From Down Under.
04:33They were really, really close.
04:35Whoa.
04:35Ooh.
04:36We want to go hang out with Dylan.
04:38She likes him going down under.
04:40Who's this guy?
04:42Mom, stop being so thirsty.
04:43You're like, who's this guy?
04:44I didn't say he was attracted.
04:46Who's that guy?
04:46The tone of your voice was like, who's this guy?
04:48Dylan's my type.
04:52This is to Pattia.
04:53To Pattia.
04:53To new beginnings.
04:54To her new life in Tasmania, Australia.
04:56I cannot believe I'm here, seriously.
04:59Well, you've got to put a ring on that thing now.
05:01Ah-ha.
05:02Yes.
05:03I'm working on that.
05:05Thank you, Chris.
05:05I'm working on that.
05:06It's been, what, 12 years?
05:0812 years and still no ring?
05:09Damn.
05:10That only took me one day.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:13You are the fastest guy in the world.
05:15Going together for 12 years, it's like poop or get off the pot.
05:20Excuse me, guys.
05:20I'm just going to go to the restaurant.
05:21OK.
05:23Dylan's had enough.
05:25When all else fails, bail out.
05:30Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:31What is going on over there?
05:33That young lady right over there, I've written a song for her.
05:37Oh, he's so romantic.
05:40Dylan, come see Miss Debbie.
05:41He's taken, Mom.
05:42How romantic.
05:44You're going to serenade me in a bar filled with me
05:48and two of your friends?
05:50He didn't go to the bathroom, that little stinker.
05:53That little stinker him.
05:56My heart was jumping around like a kangaroo
06:01when I first laid my eyes on you.
06:05Ooh.
06:06Feel my thunder from down under.
06:09Oh, he seemed beautiful though.
06:11Wow.
06:11Now somebody got to go get the drums.
06:13He has a good voice.
06:15I never thought I could fall in love so fast.
06:20Oh, honey.
06:21He's good.
06:23I'm sorry.
06:24You never sang to me.
06:26I have sung to you at different times.
06:28You've sung a song that exists in the world, not to me.
06:31To me.
06:32To me.
06:33To me, I want to feel it.
06:35But then I gave you a ring and I took it right back
06:40and I'm sorry for that.
06:44Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
06:48We come back.
06:50I feel it.
06:51That's that Tasmanian soul.
06:54Give her her ring back or you are just wag.
06:58Woo-hoo!
06:59Patia.
07:02Don't start crying now at the song, honey.
07:03If I had a lighter, I'd light it.
07:05Oh, honey.
07:08I got goosebumps.
07:10Patia, don't worry.
07:12We're going to clean off that credit.
07:14And don't you forget it.
07:16You're going to be happy.
07:17But my hair is real smooth.
07:19We're going to make you feel good when that credit is clean.
07:23And your credit score is 1,000.
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34Baby, that was so sweet.
07:36Now sell your house and pay my debt.
07:39Sell the house and pay my debt.
07:42If I was Patia right now, I'd be down under.
07:44Oh, my god.
07:46What's up?
07:46This situation, yeah, anyone would be.
07:49You're dirty.
07:50I love it.
07:51Hearing that song tonight makes me want to fight harder
07:54for our relationship.
07:55I just hope we don't fall back into our old patterns
07:58and break up again.
07:59You need to go and sing me a song with MB.
08:01Make me happy.
08:02My wife, give me a headache every day.
08:07That's my horrible song.
08:08I'm going to smack you.
08:09See, I'm going to smack you.
08:10That's what I'm talking about.
08:11One time, a guy wrote a song about me, by the way.
08:14Just FYI.
08:15Was it nice?
08:17It was a diss record, actually.
08:19A diss track?
08:20Because I didn't want to be with him.
08:21He said, and you was really a stupid bitch, cuz.
08:24And I was like, oh, my god.
08:26Is this?
08:27This is not the way to win a woman back.
08:30But anyways.
08:37That's French.
08:38France.
08:38You can tell by the guy.
08:39Oh, it's got lavender.
08:40It's France.
08:41Parlez-vous Francais, baby.
08:43Bring it on.
08:44Merci beaucoup.
08:45Manon and Anthony.
08:48I'm so excited to see this house.
08:50Like, so freaking excited.
08:52Because it's exactly 100% what I want.
08:58Oh, they're already house hunting.
09:00Well, good.
09:01Hey, I hope that house is nice.
09:03Because when we went home shopping, oh, man,
09:05people would be photoshopping houses like crazy.
09:07Most of the house have poo in the toilet.
09:09I don't know if it's why people go then when they go looking at houses like, ugh.
09:13He's given Shaggy from Scooby-Doo right now.
09:16No, it's given Shaggy and Daphne, which Shaggy's a hippie.
09:22Daphne's very bougie, so...
09:24It's this.
09:25It's perfect.
09:26I love them.
09:28How much is this one?
09:29It's under our budget.
09:30Well, at 375, we have the 25% down for that.
09:35And then it's just wiped out.
09:37Once you buy a house, you expect to eat hot dogs for the next year.
09:41Right now she's going to be mad because he's poo-pooing it.
09:44Or poo-pooing it.
09:46There's even the option of renting.
09:49No, no.
09:50Weird.
09:51It's an option to rent.
09:52She's starting to turn green.
09:53Look, all hell is about to break loose in this car ride.
09:56She knows what she's doing.
09:57You got to listen to your wife.
09:58Yeah, but she ain't been there for 10 years.
10:00Doesn't matter.
10:01You got to listen to her.
10:02I'm from here.
10:03I know what's going on.
10:04Or even, like, buy an apartment if you really wanted to.
10:07We have that one.
10:08I know what!
10:09Oh, my lord.
10:10My only one I've told.
10:11She's mad already.
10:12Just stop talking.
10:14Just stop talking.
10:15The first warning was this.
10:17Yeah.
10:18The second warning is this.
10:19After that, I can't protect you.
10:20It's going to be like this.
10:21You got to be quiet, sir.
10:22I am not living in an apartment.
10:24I've seen some pretty nice apartments.
10:26Good for you.
10:27Go live there.
10:28Go live in an apartment.
10:29I'll live in a house by myself.
10:30What is going on?
10:31He's busting her bubble.
10:33I am behind Manon big time.
10:36No.
10:37I understand the French people.
10:39They are passionate.
10:40Sometimes you got to know when to throw in the towel.
10:43Throw in the towel!
10:44You're reacting as if I'm, like, saying,
10:46we're getting an apartment or we're moving somewhere cheaper.
10:48Because I know you, but you know what?
10:49Yeah.
10:50You know why?
10:51Why?
10:52You know why?
10:53Because I always end up doing what you want.
10:54What?
10:55I highly doubt that.
10:56I doubt that with everything in me, I could bat my life on it.
10:59That's passion.
11:00She's crying because she's upset and hurt.
11:02It's a tool because you know how many times I fell for that
11:05when somebody starts crying.
11:06But now, I still write a ticket for crying.
11:09I want to buy a house.
11:14That's right.
11:15You don't settle for less.
11:16Go my home.
11:17Go with you again.
11:18I think that he just needs to listen to her.
11:20I think when a woman comes in this strong and confident,
11:24she's got a plan, okay?
11:25And you might not be able to see it, but she's got a vision.
11:28You guys just roll with it.
11:29Happy wife, happy life.
11:34Cappuccino.
11:35Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
11:37Well, she's showing her butt.
11:38Jenny's showing him my ass.
11:40Yeah.
11:41She's like, you're going to come back again, youngster.
11:44No.
11:45Babe, did you see that video challenge that Jovi and Yara posted the other day?
11:48No.
11:49You didn't?
11:50No.
11:51Yeah, it's on their socials.
11:52I try not to see what Jovi's doing.
11:53I've seen enough.
11:54Well, look.
11:55Here.
11:56This is what they posted.
11:57It's where you have to try and knock off the cup off the head.
11:58Oh.
11:59You want to try it?
12:00Do I get to knock it off your head?
12:01We can try it either way.
12:02I'm in.
12:03Well, let's go do it.
12:04You want to try it?
12:05Yeah, let's go.
12:06You can tap on, but you can't move your head.
12:08I'm not.
12:09I'm just having anxiety.
12:11Okay.
12:12Don't move.
12:13Three, two, one.
12:17Yes!
12:18Woo!
12:19Good job.
12:20That was good.
12:21That was good.
12:22Thank you for not hitting me.
12:23I trust you now.
12:25See, I wouldn't hurt you.
12:26Let's do it again.
12:27One.
12:28Two.
12:30Three.
12:31Oh, shoot.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33I'm sorry, babe.
12:36No wonder you didn't play sports.
12:42Uh-oh.
12:43India.
12:44My heroes, Jenny and Sumit.
12:46Jenny and Sumit.
12:48Oh, they're opening the cafe today.
12:50Look.
12:51Yesterday, we were successful in the ceremony.
12:54We already served the samplers to a lot of people,
12:58so we are hoping that they will gonna show up again.
13:02Uh-oh.
13:03Grand opening!
13:04Don't use toilet water.
13:06Don't give everything away.
13:08It's time to make money.
13:09You know what, Julian?
13:11I couldn't believe they picked out such a boring name.
13:15You know what I'd have called it?
13:16Well, you're gonna call it something strange.
13:18Grind so fine.
13:21I don't think they'll work over there.
13:23You wanna hear something nasty?
13:25No, not really.
13:26They call me coffee, because I grind so fine.
13:32Oh, my God, Mom.
13:35Jenny, you want coffee?
13:37You want coffee?
13:38You want coffee?
13:39You want coffee?
13:40Hopefully she learned how to make it,
13:41because, remember, she was just barely training.
13:43I bet you it tastes like dishwater.
13:47Hopefully not.
13:48I feel like Jenny gonna be taxing.
13:52She gotta recoup that money from yesterday.
13:53The free sample tax.
13:54Everything twice as much.
14:00Excuse me.
14:05Cappuccino.
14:06Oh.
14:07They have a customer.
14:08Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
14:11Well, she's showing her butt.
14:13Jenny's showing him her ass.
14:14Yeah.
14:17She's like, you gonna come back again, youngster?
14:20He's getting a free peep-cha.
14:21Then Jenny can call the place the bump and grind.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:30Oh, I have to grind the beans.
14:32I don't know how to do that.
14:34Papa!
14:35Oh, no.
14:36That's the worst.
14:37You don't tell a customer I don't know how to do it.
14:40Girl, you don't think you should have researched it?
14:44Wasn't she the one criticizing everyone?
14:45We need to make money.
14:46You don't know how to work your machine?
14:48If I'd be embarrassed for the person, I'd be like, oh.
14:51You wouldn't walk away.
14:52I'd be frustrated, like.
14:53Sometimes you, like, slither away.
14:54You're like, oh, they're right over here.
14:55Boom, I'm gone.
15:00Sorry.
15:01New.
15:02I'm new.
15:03I know you're all new, but.
15:05You don't have to.
15:06Don't talk about it.
15:07Okay.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:09You got to have to go.
15:10The man got to go somewhere.
15:11He got a flight to catch.
15:12Why you guys going to stay drunk last day?
15:14Hold on.
15:15Hold on.
15:16Stop.
15:17All fairness, that too advanced for Jenny.
15:21That's too advanced.
15:22Jenny need one of them old school joints.
15:24You know, you just put the paper in.
15:26Put the coffee.
15:27Throw the water.
15:28And just put the mug under it.
15:30That's it.
15:31And she's good.
15:36Actually, it's not plugged in.
15:39Oh, God.
15:40But not even plugged in.
15:42That's embarrassing.
15:44God damn.
15:45That's why it wasn't working.
15:47Oh, man.
15:50Yo, Jenny, you need to give that man a discount.
15:54Okay.
15:59He did leave.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:02There's one gone.
16:03I would say, please, wait, and I'll give it to you for free.
16:06You've got to work public relations, people.
16:10It's Jenny.
16:11Jenny can't be in the front.
16:12Jenny's going to make sure of the free business.
16:15Jenny has to be in the back.
16:16That's why you sit your ass in the back.
16:26I think the family needs to take it easy on Jenny.
16:29She's really trying.
16:30I think she needs, like, a whole day.
16:32Like, she's an older woman, you know?
16:34She needs just some practice with it.
16:36Even me, I'm getting to that age, too.
16:38Just leave me alone with the machine for a while.
16:40Let me just learn.
16:41I'll go over there and help train you, Jenny.
16:44You don't even know how to use a regular coffee machine.
16:46Hey, I do make a good latte, Julian.
16:48I know how to foam that milk and sweeten it up
16:52and put a little bit of maple syrup in it
16:55or purple yam powder.
16:57Pass.
16:59I'm frustrated with her, but at the same time,
17:01I don't want other people to get mad at her
17:03because everybody in the family finally getting along,
17:07and I don't want the stress of the business to ruin that.
17:11Nah, but this is business.
17:12It ain't, you know, you got,
17:14you can't mix business with personal feelings.
17:17It's business.
17:18Because you lose a customer who gonna go talk to people,
17:21say, oh, no, that old lady's super slow.
17:23She take, like, ten minutes to make her coffee.
17:26She don't even know how to turn it over the machine
17:27because people talk.
17:28Yeah.
17:29They be like, hey, they should've changed the name
17:31to Family Cafe to Slow Cafe.
17:33Or no cafe at all.
17:35Like, come on.
17:44Patia and Dylan.
17:46Dylan Patia in Tanzan...
17:49What? Tasmania? Tasmania.
17:51Tonight we're having a family dinner at Mom's house,
17:54and I know that Patia can't stand my mom.
17:57Uh-oh. And your mom can't stand her either.
18:00No good idea.
18:01So the feeling is mutual.
18:03Well, you know, this is gonna go smoothly.
18:05But it has to.
18:06So tonight I'm hoping they can really bury the hatchet.
18:09I'm digging the accent.
18:11I love every time he speaks.
18:13I think it's gonna take a lot more than one night
18:15to bury the hatchet.
18:16Ain't no hatchet being buried.
18:18Watch. There's gonna be a hatchet party tonight.
18:20I want her to accept me.
18:22But at the same time, I'm, like, really dreading
18:25to have to sit down and talk to her
18:27because I really deep inside don't like her.
18:30Really?
18:31Oh, gosh.
18:32That's mean.
18:33She's trying to get along.
18:34Oh.
18:35That was cold.
18:37Very nice.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Very tender.
18:40Let me get a little something on your head.
18:43I hope it's not kangaroo.
18:45Oh, God.
18:47Is that me kangaroo?
18:48He's looking a little evil right here.
18:50Looks a little evil right there, right?
18:51Well, kangaroo's the one who has a baby, you know?
18:54Yeah.
18:55One of the, like, a big rat.
18:57They put their babies on this.
18:58The pouch.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Why they eat?
19:01They super cute.
19:02Why they eating?
19:03Wait a minute.
19:04That's not kangaroo, is it?
19:10Oh.
19:11Oh, my God.
19:13It's kangaroo.
19:15Please don't eat kangaroos, people.
19:18How you don't know if she's allergic to it?
19:19I don't think kangaroos shouldn't be eating.
19:21They're super cute.
19:22They're putting their babies in the stomach.
19:24I know it was a little mean, but I just wanted you to try it,
19:26and I knew if I said it was kangaroo, you wouldn't try it.
19:29And this is how we eat Down Under.
19:31That's how you doing it, Down Under?
19:33You don't tell her nothing?
19:34You just sabotage the woman's organs?
19:36You better not ever do that to me.
19:37Oh, you brought me those sticks the other day, those meat sticks,
19:40and it does say feral swine.
19:42I'm like, I don't want to know.
19:44They were tasty.
19:45It's actually really good to see you and Patia in the same space.
19:49I know that Patia sort of felt like we were sort of talking too much.
19:55Let's get the ball rolling here.
19:57Let's liven up this dinner.
19:59Well, they're going to get it livened up.
20:01Livened up?
20:02Livened up.
20:03Livened up.
20:04They're going to liven it up.
20:05Dillon told me that you wanted him to marry somebody younger, closer to his age.
20:10Uh-oh.
20:11Here we go.
20:12Here's the terms and conditions.
20:13Uh-oh.
20:14I think that's a natural response from a mother with her son at first.
20:18You know, why don't you want someone your own age so you can have kids?
20:21Because she's thinking, I'm never going to get grandkids out of him now.
20:24So that's kind of a common first thought, but just let her love you.
20:29Don't listen.
20:30We're listening.
20:31No, you weren't.
20:35I've never said that.
20:38And you know what?
20:39I couldn't give a toss it back, grandchildren.
20:41So I guess what?
20:42Toss means, like, I don't give a ing English.
20:45Did you really never tell Patia that your mom wished you were with somebody younger?
20:54Hmm.
20:55Is he lying or what's going on with him?
20:58I think he's lying.
21:01That's funny.
21:03I think he did say it.
21:05I think he did.
21:06He knows what he did.
21:07That's what we call, you know what, eat and grin.
21:09I might have said that when I was, when I was angry, but I don't remember the specifics.
21:16It was a long time ago.
21:17Oh, oh, we don't remember now.
21:20So he did say it.
21:22See?
21:23Who said it?
21:24No, I'm looking at Dylan and I'm questioning my relationship because Dylan had been lying to me about it.
21:32I don't want to be in a relationship like that.
21:35I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation, really.
21:39I'll tell you what, I think they're all fibbing, to be honest with you.
21:43I think they're all concealing some smack talking they were doing about each other.
21:49Well, yeah, I mean, in-laws are always going to talk smack about each other.
21:52Can you imagine waking up naked from your bed with your cup of coffee?
21:57You just took your shower.
21:59Every episode, I like her more and more.
22:01I'm a nudist as well.
22:03Yeah, you are, and you really shouldn't be.
22:07Gabe, I have a surprise.
22:10Guess what we're doing?
22:12Making coffee.
22:13We are doing a coffee face mask in honor of Jenny and Sumit.
22:16So we got coffee grounds used for exfoliation to take all that crud off your face.
22:20Honey, which is antibacterial, to take all the crud off your face.
22:24We have coconut oil, which is going to hydrate all the crud on your face.
22:28And then we have water, which is the essence of life.
22:31And it's also going to take the crud off of your face, right?
22:33Yeah, me too as well.
22:35Mix it.
22:36All right.
22:37Here we go. Look.
22:38Yeah.
22:39Here we go.
22:40You're getting it.
22:41And now it's time for us to apply this face mask.
22:44All right.
22:45Wow, it feels like I'm rubbing sand on my face.
22:48We're going to look like we're in our 20s when we're done with this.
22:50Just watch.
22:51Okay.
22:52Trust me, this is what all the girls are doing.
22:54Am I done?
22:55Put it on your nose.
22:57Rub it in, Gabe.
22:58What do you mean on my nose?
22:59I feel like it's on everything.
23:05Where?
23:06Who is it?
23:07Where is that?
23:08Oh, that's France.
23:09We're back to France with Manon and Anthony.
23:11Are we going to see the house?
23:12House shopping.
23:13Yes.
23:14You have to bring me one day to Paris.
23:16French.
23:17Paris don't look like that.
23:18What do you think?
23:19Speaking of France.
23:21I found me a boyfriend there.
23:24Except he's married.
23:25Macron.
23:26I think he is so good looking.
23:29Oh my God.
23:30And he likes older women too.
23:32Cougar.
23:33Bonjour.
23:34Hi.
23:35Hi, nice to meet you.
23:36Nice to meet you too.
23:37You speak French, no French.
23:38Je suis Française, la Marseillaise, et il parle anglais.
23:41Okay.
23:42So let's do it in English.
23:44Sounds good with me.
23:45Then everybody will understand.
23:46Let's do English.
23:47For us.
23:48Yes.
23:49Thank you, Chris.
23:50I speak French.
23:51I have the money, so we speak French for this deal.
23:55And then, you have the first room here.
23:58Okay.
23:59For your guests.
24:00Children maybe.
24:01You have one kid.
24:02Or even an office space.
24:03Damn, that's a prison mat on that bed.
24:05Oh no, that's too bad as mine.
24:07And here, you will find a bijou of the house.
24:11Not standard.
24:12Exceptional.
24:13I love it.
24:14That's a nice bathroom.
24:15That's a nice bathroom.
24:16It's desuul.
24:17Ugh.
24:18Those tiles are hard to clean.
24:20That's a lot of ground.
24:21I don't like the paint in that house.
24:22It's almost cooler.
24:23I don't know.
24:24It just reminds me of mustard.
24:25Like, everywhere you want to go, you want a hot dog throughout the house.
24:28Oh my gosh, can you imagine waking up naked from your bed?
24:29With your cup of coffee?
24:30You just took your shower.
24:31Here are the birds.
24:32Going outside naked?
24:33That's what they do.
24:34I like her so much every episode.
24:35I like her more and more.
24:36I'm a nudist as well.
24:37Let me tell you.
24:38Yeah, you are.
24:39And you really shouldn't be.
24:40Maybe it's a French thing, sleeping naked.
24:41Well, I think it's a European thing.
24:42Well, what do you do when you have an emergency in the middle of the night?
24:45I don't need an emergency.
24:46The neighbors might see a free show or perverts.
24:49You know, you don't know.
24:50I love what I see, there's a lot of potential, even if it's not completely quite perfect yet.
25:13perfect yet, and the piece of resistance is an hour away from my parents' house.
25:18Perfect, I figure.
25:20How unexpected drop-ins.
25:21Uh-huh.
25:22Good thinking.
25:23I've got to live far from you.
25:24You've got some food on your whiskers.
25:27Well, thanks, Mom. Appreciate it.
25:28Well, I appreciate you telling me when I've got lipstick on your face.
25:32We're only eight minutes now from your parents, which is close.
25:35It's close, but we don't have a bad relationship with them like Manon does,
25:39so that changes things a little bit.
25:41If you have issues in fights, you want to be a little further away.
25:44They're still eight minutes away from us.
25:47Um, the price at the moment, uh, is $3.75.
25:53For that small house, you kidding me?
25:55$3.75, or $4.20.
25:58Dang. Yours throws me off.
26:00You were looking for this house, so I guess it's in your budget,
26:04because I guess you already talked with the banks, I guess, or not yet?
26:07Not yet.
26:08Oh, they didn't even get pre-qualified.
26:10We've got to pre-qualify.
26:12Yeah, you've got to get pre-qualified.
26:13Look at the realtor.
26:15He's like...
26:16He's like...
26:18Yeah, he's like, yeah, whatever.
26:19Where goes my commission, man?
26:21The house is perfect, but there is, in the, um, in the roof, asbestos.
26:28Oh, there's asbestos.
26:30Oh, no!
26:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:34We have a little baby.
26:35We don't need asbestos, but if you do have asbestos, check it out.
26:39Knock off $100,000, and we cut ourselves a deal.
26:42Kind of like how we got a deal done on this house.
26:44Remember, when we closed, Mike told us, hey, they gave you like $25,000 off because of that smokehouse,
26:51and it only cost us $1,500 to take it down.
26:54Do you know in California they have to disclose that the house is haunted?
26:59Oh, that's crazy.
27:00But with so many people acting all strange and stuff, you start opening the door to spirits and stuff,
27:07you may not be able to close it.
27:09This is the first house we're seeing, and I know that we could find something better out there.
27:14I just hope that she can step back and understand, because it always ends up in a fight or some type of argument.
27:21I would keep looking.
27:22Yeah.
27:23I'd see what other options are out there.
27:25I'm moving along.
27:26I will say, though, and you're against this with me, is I would like a fixer-upper someday.
27:30Too old for it.
27:31I'm not.
27:32Well, I am.
27:33And then you'll want me to help.
27:35Hey, you don't help with anything else.
27:37Got it.
27:39I think my face is a little burning up here.
27:41Is it 15 minutes yet?
27:42Because I'm done.
27:43I'm done.
27:44I'm over it, honestly.
27:45I think we have maybe eight, nine more minutes left.
27:48Okay.
27:49You have eight, nine more minutes left.
27:50I'm done.
27:51I feel like I have everything just dripping from me.
27:54I'm done.
27:55All right.
27:56I'm not going to lie.
27:57I've got to get this off my face, too.
27:59It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles just with papers than I thought that you did.
28:04Maybe you're just not listening.
28:07Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful.
28:11See, if you're paying for my way, I'd be whatever you need, Mom.
28:13Whatever.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Yeah.
28:16You're extra nice to me when I help you out.
28:18Yeah.
28:19Yeah.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Yeah.
28:23Yo, what's wrong with you?
28:24And why you got Bryce's recorder?
28:26Yeah.
28:27Yeah, because I'm going to sing a song to you like Dylan's in su patia, and I'm going to
28:31make you super happy since you start the music.
28:33I love it.
28:34That's the best part of the song.
28:35It's over.
28:36Yeah.
28:37Yeah.
28:38I love it.
28:39That's the best part of the song.
28:40It's over.
28:41Yeah.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Where are we?
28:44Oh, Aruba!
28:45Aruba!
28:46Chloe!
28:47That's how you make good food.
28:48Mm.
28:49We're in Aruba!
28:50Give me some money.
28:53All right, all right, all right, all right.
28:58I love it.
28:59That's the best part of the song.
29:01It's over.
29:02Yeah.
29:08Where are we?
29:09Oh, Aruba, Aruba, Chloe.
29:12That look nice.
29:13That's how you make good food.
29:14Mm.
29:15We're in Aruba.
29:17Chloe and Johnny.
29:18Remember, mom has kind of cut her off financially now.
29:22I don't know if I believe it.
29:23I know.
29:24If she calls her up crying, no money, can't pay the rent,
29:28blah, blah, blah.
29:28Mom will send it, yes.
29:30She'll dive in.
29:31Earlier today, my mom and I went car shopping,
29:33and she kind of dropped the bomb that she's
29:36going to financially cut me off.
29:38Well, as it should be.
29:40If my kids came looking to me to buy them a car,
29:43I'd say, uh-uh.
29:44You got the wrong mother here.
29:46I made you kids work hard.
29:48I made you get the down payment for your truck.
29:51My daughter, too.
29:52Y'all had to make your payments and your insurance.
29:55It's like there wasn't no free ride at my house.
29:57I remember going door to door washing people's cars for $5
30:00and cutting grass for $20.
30:01Yeah, cutting grass, fast food restaurant.
30:03Yeah.
30:04But you know what?
30:05I'm proud of you.
30:07Well, thanks, Mom.
30:09So how was the whole car lot thing?
30:11Did you find anything interesting?
30:12Any cars?
30:14It would be something that we would need to purchase on,
30:17like, the internet in order to get anywhere near
30:19that pricing point.
30:21Did you get us a car or not, lady?
30:23People buy cars off the internet all the time.
30:24Disappointed, he's like, so we still don't got a car.
30:28Mm-hmm.
30:29Hey, ain't nothing wrong with the internet.
30:30Everybody use cars on the internet.
30:31That's where I put my stuff.
30:33The thing is, cars in the Caribbean are super high
30:36because we don't make cars.
30:38We bring them from America, Japan, all those
30:41And they tax y'all like crazy.
30:43Yes, that was a total fail today.
30:45But now we just need to find a plan B because that's not
30:49going to work.
30:50Right.
30:51And I think, at that point, it should just bring her car,
30:55maybe.
30:55Bring it?
30:56That's a lot of money to import a car there?
30:59Yeah.
31:00Come on.
31:01That's got to be a pain because you got to ship it over there.
31:03Right.
31:04You got to pay taxes.
31:05Expensive.
31:06And then if something breaks, it depends
31:08on what kind of car it is.
31:09If something breaks, it's going to be expensive to fix.
31:11Get a motorcycle, it's cooler.
31:13Man, you better start yabby-yabby doing it.
31:15Walk.
31:16A lot of people have a cooler when you live close to the beach
31:19and stuff like that.
31:20Get a bike.
31:21Get you a beach cruiser.
31:23I don't know that that's an option either.
31:27Because Chloe and I had a conversation, you know,
31:29that I wasn't going to contribute financially anymore.
31:33He's like, what?
31:34How are we going to pay our bills?
31:35What do you mean you're not going to support us?
31:37And I knew it.
31:38I knew it.
31:39I knew it.
31:39Remember, I was like, and now the mom is going to support.
31:41Ew, is that your foot pulling my hair?
31:43Oh, God, please.
31:45Maybe it was your hair wrapped around my foot.
31:49Chloe's going to need, you know, a more solid plan.
31:52You and Chloe.
31:53You know, getting the worker's permit is a really big deal.
31:57What is needed to get them?
32:00Um, you, yeah, you have to pay for the first permit.
32:03How much do you have to pay for the first permit?
32:05$600.
32:06$600?
32:07What?
32:08$600 for a permit?
32:10That sounds like a con artist.
32:12It's kind of like when you go into the store for your mom,
32:14and she's like, well, how much that soda costs?
32:17So you tell her $5.
32:19Well, you know it's really $2, so you keep $3 to yourself.
32:22I think that's what he's trying to do, hustle.
32:25It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles just with papers
32:28than I thought that you did.
32:30Maybe you're just not listening.
32:32Oh, oh, hell no.
32:34Hey, she's spicy.
32:35I would not be talking to her mom like that.
32:36Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful.
32:41See, if you're paying for my way, I'd be whatever you need,
32:43mom, whatever.
32:44Yeah, yeah, you're extra nice to me when I help you out.
32:49So I said that I will not financially support
32:52any longer.
32:53However, there is a way that I would
32:57be able to support both of you.
32:58What's that?
32:59Oh, if she moves back and brings him over
33:02on a K-1 visa or something?
33:04Does she really want him there either, though?
33:06As long as the daughter's back.
33:09If you both moved to Boston.
33:12Say, don't do it.
33:13That's all she wants.
33:14Ah!
33:16It ain't no, no.
33:18That cold weather?
33:19No, thank you.
33:20Johnny won't survive.
33:21She ain't trying to move no Boston.
33:23She want to be out there in Aruba, by the beach.
33:26Vacation life.
33:27Chasing pirates in the Caribbean.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Even if you find a job here, you are never, ever going to be
33:35able to make like I do.
33:37If you told me to stay home while you go work, I'd be like, OK.
33:40Have a good day, babe.
33:42La princesa.
33:45We need to get you starting a date again.
33:47We're going to set up an awesome profile for you.
33:50Thank you, Julian.
33:51Let's pick out some pictures.
33:53Let's see what pictures you got.
33:55What do you think of this one?
33:56Oh, that's OK.
33:58I want them to look at me and say, gee, she looks special to me.
34:02And you know, I'm not showing any cleavage or butt lines
34:06and what have you.
34:09You know what I'm going to say?
34:10Cougar.
34:10No.
34:11There's nothing cougar.
34:13How about that?
34:14Eh.
34:14Now come on.
34:15That's got to be a money man right there.
34:17Next.
34:18OK, I like that one.
34:19Swipe right.
34:20Obviously, we'd have to come up with a bio.
34:22I could write a poem about who I really am.
34:26Let me be your canvas, baby, and paint me.
34:30Oh, my gosh.
34:36OK, where we at?
34:37We back in France.
34:40Oh, look at France Street food.
34:41Hold up, they got pizzas on the street?
34:43That look good.
34:44New York, you need to step your game up.
34:45They got pizzas on the street in France?
34:48I don't say a word.
34:49Menon and Anthony.
34:51Perfect.
34:52Look, they're wearing stripes together.
34:53That's cute.
34:54Ah.
34:56Well, that's a lot to talk about, honey.
34:59Oh, my American boy.
35:03She's like, yes, you are.
35:04You are a big, strong man.
35:05My American boy.
35:06My shaggy man.
35:08See, she can talk sweet to her husband.
35:12When do you just push him on?
35:13Good, now they're getting along.
35:14Now they're getting along.
35:16They get along because my home is the bus.
35:19That's why you just got to go, yes, yes.
35:21You just, yes.
35:24So, like, a big thing I feel that need to be addressed the most
35:29is employment.
35:31Mm-hmm.
35:32Mm-hmm.
35:33Employment.
35:34Your boy needs a job.
35:35What happened to the essential oil things?
35:38We cannot buy a house without income.
35:40If I build a business for a long time, I'm not going to be able to get a salary or to make money.
35:45I like where we are now.
35:47I know we're living with your parents.
35:49He doesn't see the signs.
35:51He's not receptive to the...
35:53Stop talking.
35:54Stop.
35:55You can't just settle, buddy.
35:57You got to move out.
35:59You got to spread your wings.
36:00Your woman ain't happy there.
36:01Baby's happy, but your woman ain't.
36:03Even if you find a job here, you are never, ever going to be able to make like I do.
36:10Ouch.
36:11Oof.
36:12The emasculation.
36:13Ouch.
36:14Would you take offense or something like that?
36:15It was a little bit of a blow, but it might be true, though, but you could have been more...
36:20You would never.
36:21...nicer about it.
36:23It's very hurtful to hear, and it makes me feel like I'm not good enough for her, essentially.
36:29She never said that.
36:30She's not saying you're not good enough.
36:32It's just...
36:33Let's do what we're both best at.
36:35Exactly.
36:36Let the man have a little respect and dignity.
36:40You're a power player.
36:42If I moved to France, it's to actually be more comfortable and thrive.
36:47Or I would have stayed in the U.S., so no way I'm just surviving here.
36:50Sorry, not sorry.
36:51If you told me to stay home while you go work, I'd be like, okay, have a good day,
36:57babe.
36:58The princess.
37:00I don't care.
37:01You want to call me a princess while you go work?
37:03Well, I ain't no princess.
37:04No princess.
37:05I'd be like, hey, I'm a king.
37:07Next time on 90 Day Fiance, The Other Way.
37:10Next time on.
37:11Next time on.
37:12Jenny's going to learn how to use the machine.
37:13You don't have chefs.
37:15Your parents are cooking food.
37:17Who does that?
37:18This is not a real business, what he's doing.
37:21It will be closed soon.
37:23First of all, what does he know?
37:24All his businesses failed.
37:26See, that's the people you don't need around you.
37:28Yeah.
37:29I don't need friends later.
37:30Nah, for real.
37:31No, I'm not going there.
37:33This is awesome.
37:34This is like all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
37:36What, milk a sheep?
37:38French cheese, camembert.
37:40Yes, let's go to France.
37:43Seeing Minoan's reaction to the farm,
37:46I'm questioning my decision on the surprise.
37:49Ew, you going to bring shoes like that in the mud?
37:51Oh, first of all, Minoan does not look like...
37:53Why would you surprise her with a farm, a goat farm?
37:56Come on.
37:57Look at this.
38:00A puppy.
38:01Maybe this will get Madeline in a better mood.
38:03For a minute.
38:04Oh, he's trying to buy her love back.
38:06Oh, God.
38:08Get me that dog.
38:09I think I, like, give you a pretty good life,
38:11and it seems like you're always mad at me.
38:13You never made me happy.
38:15If this is anything like what our marriage is going to be,
38:18holy do we have problems.
38:20You're just figuring that out.
38:23Can you knock some sense into him?
38:25I would like to.
38:27This was a great episode I can't wait for next week.
38:30Yeah, that was extra spicy.
38:32That was great.
38:33But speaking of extra spicy, you know what?
38:35My stomach feels kind of funny.
38:37I got to take a mean one.
38:38You are a disgusting .
38:40I'm going to think about you while I'm doing it.
38:43I have some eye patches we can decompress now and relax.
38:46You think we need to relax after this?
38:48We are going to try.
38:49We'll go get them.
38:50Minoan and Anthony, why are you taking her to the farm?
38:53They're going to be A-OK as long as he listens to her leave.
38:56Don't take her to the farm.
38:58Hey, we got to get ready because we're getting the mini donkeys this week.
39:03I swear if I'm not working at work, I'm working over here.
39:05The bank of mom takes care of you, right?
39:07Mm-hm.
39:08Yeah.
39:09With a skyrocket interest rate.
39:10Hey, you know, I'm a little bit gangster and a little bit country.
39:14Ah.
39:18By the way, send one of these to Minoan.
39:20She needs it.
39:21A de-stressor.
39:22The cat's licking my arm.
39:24Is she exfoliating my arm?
39:26The Frida Spa.
39:29No glasses.
39:30Just chill out.
39:31OK, shh.
39:32Oh, no talking.
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