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Acting Good - Season 4 Episode 5 -
Indecent Paul'Posal
Indecent Paul'Posal
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00:00Đi, gái?
00:02Chuyện, tôi đang trực, và tôi đang trực.
00:04Được rồi, rồi.
00:05Được rồi, tôi sẽ trực Cousin Leon đầy cho tôi khiến đi.
00:08Tôi không ngủ lòng ông để trực Cousin Leon để trực Cousin Leon ở đây
00:11trong phần hình thành tập.
00:12Tại bác tập trực Cousin.
00:14Đi, ông anh sẽ phải có vẻ.
00:15Cousin Leon, đi qua.
00:17Cô, anh hãy làm tập trực Cousin Bro.
00:20Được rồi, tôi không ngay cả để trực Cousin Leon nơi khóa.
00:23Đấy năm trước khi tôi ở đây, tôi đã vốn 600 bucks
00:26tập trực giá cả bác.
00:27Và tôi chết mạng ngay những lửa tập.
00:28Now that
00:29Is dedication
00:30I can't wait to win
00:31And I can't wait to shit
00:33Alright
00:33So we're back tomorrow
00:36You're in charge
00:38You got it, whatever you need
00:40Alright man, so when you lock up
00:41Kill the lates, but more importantly
00:43Put the IE in the IE
00:46The what in the what?
00:47Put the IE in the IE
00:50Say again
00:51Guy, put the IE into the IE
00:54Oh yeah, yeah
00:56Put the IE in the IE
00:59Gotcha, very important
01:00Alright, easy peasy
01:01Measy
01:03Hey, where can I find the IE?
01:08Uh
01:08Over there?
01:11Yes I can love you baby
01:13All night long
01:17Alright, before we get in there
01:21And go all in
01:21Remember, time out your bathroom breaks
01:24At the BLT machines
01:25You think I don't know that bro?
01:26You get up to pay you to cook them
01:28Swoops in and steals your jackpot
01:29Yeah, we can't have that
01:30You know, I heard
01:32Some people wear diapers
01:34So they don't lose their machines
01:35What?
01:37Diapers are for babies, man
01:38Yeah, man
01:39Not for grown dudes like us
01:40That's weird, right?
01:42Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking
01:43When you said it
01:44It's weird
01:45Yeah
01:46It makes me so mad
01:47Just thinking about it
01:48What could you imagine, though?
01:51No way, man
01:51If I wore a diaper
01:52I wouldn't tell anybody about it
01:55No matter how comfortable they are
01:57All right
01:59Time to lock in
02:00Best bros forever
02:02Best cousin, bro
02:03Yeah
02:04Hey, how'd you sleep?
02:15Pretty good
02:15You?
02:16Not bad
02:16How's your day looking?
02:18Big day
02:18I have to record two more videos
02:20Then I have to do a live Q&A
02:22For some of my fans
02:23And then I have to edit and upload
02:24Oh, I hear that
02:26I got a pretty big day, too
02:27Oh, yeah?
02:28Yeah, you know
02:29Big, big day of fucking with lips
02:31What lips do?
02:32What do you mean?
02:33It's lips
02:34I always fuck with lips
02:35Oh, okay
02:36Well, I didn't know that
02:38Yeah, Sophie and Tavis
02:39Are coming over later for a meeting
02:41And we gotta pick up some supplies
02:43Lots of planning, you know
02:44Okay
02:45Well, good luck with that, I guess
02:48Yeah, you too
02:49Work, am I right?
02:50Yeah
02:51Another case of the Mondays
02:53It's Thursday
02:57Thanks again
03:00And did we have what you were looking for?
03:03Yeah, man
03:03That's my guy
03:04It's me, huh?
03:17Can I, uh, help you?
03:20What?
03:20You're too good for me now
03:21You again?
03:22Yeah, it's me again
03:23The real you
03:24That guy's gone
03:26Then why am I here?
03:31Let's destroy this place
03:33For all times
03:34That's a bad idea
03:35You are done with him
03:37My good side
03:38Think about the good side
03:39Think about deed
03:40He trusted you
03:41He trusted you
03:41He trusted you when nobody else would
03:42He trusted you when nobody else would
03:42He never trusted you
03:43He's just his lap dog
03:44I am dog
03:45Then why is there a bowl of water on the ground?
03:47That's, uh, Dean's
03:48I don't ask questions
03:50He's not your friend, bro
03:52Don't listen to him
03:54So he trusted you
03:55So he trusted you
03:55But now it's time to prove him wrong
03:57What did you have in mind
03:58Let's put this dump out of business
03:59Get around a hose in here
04:00And flood the place
04:01No, too easy
04:02We could cover everything on honey
04:04And let some bears in
04:05No
04:05That's too hard
04:06Wait, that's actually a good idea
04:08No
04:09I'm the good conscience
04:10It's a bad idea
04:12Because
04:13It just is
04:14Come on, do it
04:18Shit
04:19It's my bad conscience
04:21Get out of here
04:23Whatever you say, governor
04:24Oh
04:26What are you looking at?
04:28Wanker
04:29Come on, Leon
04:29Make a great team
04:31Like Siegfried and Roy
04:32Ignore him
04:33Roy got attacked by his own tiger
04:36He's the tiger
04:37Looks like you're having a hard time
04:39Making a decision
04:39Why don't I give you a hand?
04:53Man
04:53These machines aren't hitting
04:55Don't worry, bro
04:56These machines gotta be broken in
04:57Just like rubber boots
04:58You heard it first
04:59But
05:00You'll be sloshing in the cash
05:02Fuck's sakes, man
05:05Bro, man
05:07You can't put a price on good bro time
05:09Best bro cousins
05:11Best bro cousins
05:13Come on
05:22Focus
05:22On three
05:23On three
05:23On three
05:24One
05:24Two
05:26Three
05:26On three
05:27On three
05:28On three
05:29On three
05:30On three
05:31Tech survey
05:32Check
05:33Found the breaker
05:34To kill the lights
05:35Hey, chickadee
05:36Do you guys mind?
05:38I'm in the middle of a Q&A
05:40Uh, yeah, yeah
05:40One sec, one sec
05:41Did you get the supplies?
05:43I got enough glue
05:44To stick together
05:44Every house
05:45In Grouse Lane
05:46Yes
05:47Uh, you good, babe?
05:52I can't record
05:53With all the noise
05:54Oh, shit
05:54That's my bad
05:55But it's gonna be so worth it
05:57Fucking with lips?
05:58Totally
05:58Are you done your little video?
06:01You should come with us
06:01I really have a lot of work to do
06:03Come on
06:04I've seen you at your work
06:05Come see what I do
06:06But I have to get this done
06:08I put out new content
06:10Every Thursday
06:10What's the rush?
06:12It's only Monday
06:12Tell him to back off
06:20Don't listen to him, Leon
06:22Just give me time to think
06:23We don't need to resort to violence
06:25Right, Leon?
06:27I guess
06:27Oh
06:28We don't need to resort to violence
06:30You scared, you little ween?
06:32Shut up
06:33I just can't think
06:34He's right
06:35It's pointless to fight
06:36Let's bury the hatchet
06:38Because I'm Leon's sake
06:39Bring it in
06:40Oh, that's more like
06:44Had enough yet?
06:47Say uncle
06:48Uncle!
06:52I thought he'd never leave
06:58Now we can get some real work done
07:01Come on
07:07Wow, wow, wow
07:19Couldn't help but notice you two
07:21From across the room
07:22Thanks, man
07:23Look like a couple of
07:24Sweet bros
07:26Of course we are
07:27Allow me to introduce myself
07:28I'm Esquire Esquire
07:30The first
07:31Wow
07:32A name so nice
07:33They gave it to you twice
07:34No, man
07:35He's one of those fancy horse jumpers
07:36I thought you guys were all short
07:37Nah
07:38You're thinking of a jockey, bro
07:40Oh
07:40A jockey
07:42Like for your nuts
07:43Yeah
07:43Does that pay well?
07:45Yes
07:46Look at you two
07:48Such playful bro-isms
07:50So lively and magnetic
07:52I was drawn to you
07:55You
07:55What?
07:57You see
07:57I spent so much of my time
07:58Amassing my fortune
07:59That I've never had time
08:02For a bro of my own
08:03Fortune, eh?
08:04I don't want to get into numbers
08:05But let's just say
08:07It's thousands of dollars
08:10Wow
08:11A real thousandaire
08:13That's a nice best bro you got there
08:19Real nice
08:20Yeah, we're also best cousins
08:22I have a proposal for you
08:25I'm listening
08:28What if I offered $1,500
08:37To hang with your bro for the day
08:39He's a pretty sweet hang
08:40Hey, you're not some kind of brovert, are you?
08:44I just want a good hang
08:45Nothing weird
08:46And if I have to grease the wheels for that
08:49I have the means
08:50Well, I'm not some sort of piece of meat
08:54That you can sell or buy for a quick hang, man
08:57Yeah, there's nothing meaty about him
08:58Except for those sweet cheeks
09:00And these sweet cheeks only has room for one best friend
09:04And he also happens to be my cousin
09:06Yeah
09:07So what's the prank?
09:17It's epic
09:18This might just be my Michelangelo
09:19You mean Sistine Chapel?
09:21Nah, babe
09:22The Ninja Turtle
09:23He was funny as shit
09:24I kind of want pizza now
09:26Okay
09:27Shh
09:27Holy heck
09:36Everything's glued down
09:42Everything's glued down
09:44Cool
09:46What the?
09:52Who's doing that?
09:53I'm coming out there
09:57It's on my arse
09:59Hey, I'll get you kids
10:01Here's your dry nachos
10:07Man, I can't believe that thousandaire tried to give me 1500 bucks for my bro time
10:12I feel gross
10:14Yeah, man
10:15But you know
10:16There's probably some deadly perks of that kind of scratch
10:19How dare you try to sell out my brodom like that
10:22Think of all the VLTs we could lose with that kind of money
10:24I am getting sick of eating dry nachos
10:26We can get the supreme ones with cheese
10:28Man, those are for only sultans and kings
10:31I'm just saying, man
10:32It's one day
10:33We can split the cash
10:35Why are we splitting the cash
10:36When I'm doing all the hanging out?
10:38Because you're my bro
10:39And he asked me
10:40This is free money, bro
10:41Fine
10:42Alright
10:42I'll do it
10:44Where is this?
10:46Brovert anyway
10:47I'm right here
10:48Thousandaire
10:49This is for you
10:51They made the right choice
10:53Be gentle with them, please
10:58I will
10:59Ani, I'm Dr. Tenderfeather
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11:07Waste their potential?
11:08Surround themselves with loafers?
11:11Borrow money because they ran out of child tax?
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11:28Hey, babe, what you watching?
11:32Hey
11:33Uh, what do you want for dinner?
11:36Oh, I can't eat
11:36I'm working on a big art project
11:38Uh, the paint might have fumes
11:40So maybe you want to head out for a couple hours so you don't get dizzy
11:43Art project?
11:45That's great
11:45Yeah, yeah, no problem
11:47Hey
11:48It's great that you're putting your energy towards something other than pranking lips
11:53Oh, oh, do you think I could borrow a few bucks?
11:56The paints are kind of expensive and I ran out of child tax
11:59Child tax?
12:02How do you still get child tax in your 20s?
12:04The government gives it to my mom and she gives it to her best girl
12:07I don't think that's how child tax works
12:10It is
12:10Trust me
12:11Can't wait to see what you come up with
12:16Yeah, man
12:17I can't wait to see the look on Lips' face
12:19All right, what do you want to do first?
12:27The floods
12:28Or the bears?
12:30I kind of want to fuck with people
12:31I like it, start slow
12:33Gross Lakers never liked you anyway
12:36I mean
12:37Just one for the day
12:41Doctors have come back
12:43Is that all the doctor said?
12:45Yeah, why?
12:46Because you smell like buttholes
12:48And wet onions
12:49I'm never coming here again
12:51That's right
12:55These are the same people that BCR'd you
12:58And for what?
12:59Yeah, right?
13:00A little bad checks and some upper deckers
13:02The health center can't take a joke
13:03Then why say laughter is the best medicine?
13:06Don't need no halo in heaven
13:17Just bring a basket full of wings
13:23We got hot dogs and old champagne
13:32Spanish pipe dream on the bar
13:37What's so funny?
13:44You!
13:44We're laughing at you!
13:48Stop laughing
13:49Everyone, stop laughing!
13:51Calm your jeet seat, Boston
13:52But we're laughing at your hams
13:55Who did this?
13:56Tell me who did this
13:57Or you're all BCR'd
13:58Lips are sealed lips
14:01I ain't no snitch
14:03Chicky
14:09I know it's early on in our brohood
14:17But when you know
14:19You know
14:21Is that
14:22What I think it is?
14:28It's like a best friend's locket
14:30But it beads us together
14:33Forever
14:34It's so beautiful
14:41I'm gonna level with you, bro
14:45I'm looking for a full-time best bro
14:48Esquire
14:49This is all so sudden
14:51It seems that way
14:52But I'm tired of ordering
14:54The bro-sized bucket of chicken
14:56Just so the delivery guy
14:57Thinks I have a friend
14:58That's no way to live
14:59I have a one-car garage
15:01And an inflatable pool
15:02Just waiting to be bro-ed outed
15:04Do you have lots of pop at your house?
15:06Name-brand pop?
15:07All you can drink?
15:08Hmm
15:08Dean has lots of pop
15:09But there are no name-brands
15:10Yeah, man
15:11They always leave a funny taste in my mouth
15:13Dean?
15:14The same Dean
15:15Who sold you for 15 hondo?
15:18You're worth at least 200 more
15:19At least?
15:21Yeah
15:21He's probably sitting by himself
15:23At some seafood buffet
15:24That's what I'm saying
15:26And I don't want to brag or anything
15:28But, uh
15:29I also leased a certified pre-owned
15:31Kia Sorento
15:33All-wheel drive?
15:34Is there any other kind?
15:36Listen, pal
15:41Unless you've got money or a cousin
15:42You've got to get out of here
15:44Come in
15:52Is Chickadee home?
15:55Uh
15:55Police business
15:57I'll be quick
15:58Is this about the pants?
16:00Kind of, yeah
16:01Ooh
16:02Sorry
16:03I don't know where Chickadee is
16:05What's this about?
16:06Warning, ma'am
16:07What I'm about to show you
16:08Is a little disturbing
16:09You think Chickadee did this?
16:14It has her name on it
16:15Yeah
16:16You sure that isn't the Chickadee from Sagin?
16:18Very sure
16:19It's like
16:19Actually
16:20Good
16:21The brush strokes are
16:24Hauntingly beautiful
16:26Beautiful
16:26But evil
16:28This needs to stop
16:29I'm sure Chickadee's sorry
16:31Sorry about the time she stole my cruiser?
16:33Made counterfeit lottery tickets?
16:35Reverse mood some toilets?
16:37Catfishing me into believing
16:38I was going to be a backup dancer
16:40For Shania Twain?
16:41She
16:41She did all that?
16:43That's just the light stuff
16:44Oh
16:45Oh, hey
16:50So what's with the bags?
16:55I don't think you're ready for a serious relationship
16:58Whatever, this is just a fight
17:00Couples fight, remember?
17:02No
17:02This is a breakup
17:05You just can't see that you're a brilliant artist
17:08And it hurts to watch you waste your talents
17:11But I can make other paintings of lips
17:15Or other shit
17:16I tried to be cool about all the pranks
17:18But it's just not me
17:20And it's not fair of me to ask you to change
17:26I'm not just into pranks
17:28I got lots of sales going on
17:30Really?
17:35Goodbye, Chickadee
17:37All right, if we leave now
17:42Now we can beat traffic and still catch comedian Chris Koslowskis
17:45Cool
17:45He's Manitoba's 18th most popular comedian
17:48I just gotta call PJ and make sure they put him down for a nap
17:52Who's that, your dog?
17:54No
17:54Paul Jr.
17:56You know
17:56Lil' PJ
17:58PJ the DJ
17:59Lil' PJ
17:59Lil' PJ
18:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
18:01You never said anything about having a kid
18:03You never asked me
18:05So say we're broin' down
18:07Hard
18:08You're telling me there's a baby just crawling around?
18:12Yeah, but he's a baby bro
18:13Do you really think
18:17That I've amassed literally
18:19Thousands of dollars
18:21By wasting my time with babies?
18:24So you're saying
18:25We can't bro down
18:27Because I have a baby bro?
18:29Bro?
18:30Yeah
18:30That's what I'm saying
18:32Well guess what
18:33We were never really bros
18:36To begin with
18:38Oh
18:40Oh, you're turning your back on me?
18:43Esquire, Esquire, the first
18:45You'll never find another bro like me
18:47Good luck
18:48What are you all looking at?
18:55I could buy this whole place
18:56For half an hour if I wanted to
18:59Why?
19:09It's a solid machine
19:10We could sell it easily
19:12Dean won't need one when they're out of business
19:14Not so fast
19:16Good Leon?
19:18But I wedged you to smithereens
19:20So you thought
19:21But guess what?
19:23Good always wins
19:26Except for most of history
19:28Well there was
19:28No, you're right
19:30Kind of sad really
19:31That's coming from a real prick like me
19:34Deep down
19:35Leon wants to be good
19:38Is that true?
19:39Well if it wasn't
19:40Would it be noogie time?
19:43Get him!
19:45It's noogie time!
19:49See, Andy!
19:51Andy!
19:51Andy!
19:52Now put the store back together again
20:00Before Dean gets back
20:01You got it
20:02And for Frank's sakes
20:03Put the IE in the IE
20:05Like you promised
20:06Maybe true IE
20:07Is the friends we made along the way
20:10No, that's stupid
20:11Just put the IE in the IE
20:13What are you doing back?
20:19Hey Dean
20:20Oh, what's the matter?
20:22Got tired of all that brand name Pop?
20:24I'm sorry I can only afford
20:25Sprint and Coca-Cola
20:26Look man
20:27We both made that deal
20:29But at the end of the day
20:30You're still my number one bro, man
20:33So
20:34I'm the better bro?
20:37The best
20:38Look what I got you
20:40A medallion
20:42For me?
20:44Yeah, you wear one hat
20:45And I'll wear the other
20:47Now
20:50Let's go get some
20:51Nachos
20:52Whoa
20:54With quadruple cheese?
20:56The supreme baby!
20:57Ah!
21:01Hey, you got any baby wipes?
21:07Hey, you guys are back
21:08I can't believe
21:09Cousin Leon didn't sell everything
21:10Out the back
21:11Yeah, good job bro
21:12You even dusted the
21:13Wait a second
21:16You didn't put the IE in the IE
21:19I thought I did
21:20Unreal!
21:21It's not that hard
21:22IE straight into the IE
21:24A baby could do it
21:25Man, I'm so mad right now
21:26You had one job!
21:27Every time I hear a song
21:33I always wonder who
21:35What grown-up they're singing both
21:39And all their troubles too
21:41But I, they all just make believe
21:44Just like the grown-up world
21:46I'll be yonced in high school
21:49And my mind is in a whirl
21:51Over her
21:53I like her pretty smile
21:57But I've heard
21:59I love her
21:59Gesundheit
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