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00:00Previously on Below Dick Mid.
00:02Excited for the new stew.
00:03Nice to meet you.
00:04I'm Cathy, nice to meet you.
00:05I'm a hugger.
00:06See, my mom here is like a little young Mary Pons.
00:09She's gorgeous.
00:10Hi!
00:11I am bossy, organized, a clean freak.
00:15It's extra or nothing at all.
00:17Do flats and stainless.
00:19Nathan finally has a full deck team.
00:21He's worked with Joe before.
00:22Nathan's test as a bosun starts now.
00:26Joe has enlisted his personal matchmaker, Amy.
00:32She has six eligible women to join him on this trip
00:35with the hopes of finding love.
00:38It's a really hard first date to top.
00:41Good to know.
00:42Good to know.
00:43All right.
00:44Rosie, we have everything.
00:45Like, if you want to go to the beach, we have a beach.
00:47I think I have some hot pink shirts in my golf gear.
00:49Yes.
00:50Like, it's not even hot.
00:51Like, what the ?
00:52Brooke and Leah, I'm not going to pursue anything.
00:54Bye.
00:55Bye-bye.
00:56If you want to kiss me, it's not going to be
00:58in the back of my bed.
00:59It's a tension scene where it's just, like,
01:01a regular little, like, book fling.
01:03What are you doing?
01:04What are you doing?
01:05No.
01:06That's what I like.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08I've got no problem with you shanging the town
01:10as long as everyone that you do that with
01:12is aware that that's what you're doing.
01:14It's just a constant loop of torture.
01:17Well, who's the common denominator?
01:19No.
01:25You had fun here so far?
01:30So far, yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I'm a blast.
01:33I took some good photos.
01:35Oi, how nice that we've only got six now.
01:37Yeah, it'd be amazing if every trip we could get rid of the guests
01:40as the chart goes on.
01:41That's so funny.
01:43Deck team, go change into your night uniform.
01:45I'm going to leave here at 8.30.
01:47Go out the seat.
01:48Look at that.
01:49So clean.
01:50Look at that.
01:51You could, eh?
01:52Shiny.
01:53Girls, girls, we need to get the pie settings down.
01:56Copy.
01:57Regroup a little bit.
01:58Do you have coasters?
01:59Yeah.
02:00Isn't it stunning?
02:01It's just like the most amazing thing to take in.
02:03Hello, ladies.
02:04Hello.
02:05Good to see you guys out here.
02:06We were just saying how nice it is.
02:08Yeah, this is great.
02:09This charter, we've got a bachelor, a matchmaker,
02:12and a handful of bachelorettes.
02:14McAllen would be great.
02:15McAllen?
02:16How would you like?
02:17I will do my watermelon vodka soda.
02:19Look at you.
02:20I love romance.
02:21So getting to watch people finding love before my eyes,
02:25how could I be anything but happy?
02:27Wow, this is amazing.
02:28I can add an ice cube or two or three.
02:32No, this is the right number.
02:33I'm just watching this charter like it's a show.
02:35I've got my popcorn and it's a blast.
02:40Well, cheers to a lovely day.
02:41Cheers.
02:42This was a great day.
02:43This was fun.
02:44Hello, brother.
02:45Hey, this time has affected me, you know.
02:47What has?
02:48It's impossible for someone to like me for four days.
02:51Four days.
02:52It's impossible.
02:53It's impossible.
02:54And I didn't even give big massive games.
02:55No, you haven't.
02:56I haven't even kissed her.
02:57But do you like her, bro?
02:58She's cool.
02:59But again, I'm not here for hating anyone.
03:01And I think she'll get hurt because she's got a situation.
03:03Yeah.
03:04KZC just is something that I'm used to that's playful and up for doing anything.
03:09And then Victoria.
03:10She's given me a lot of emotion.
03:12And I love that about her.
03:13But I just generally don't want to hurt this girl.
03:15Especially for what Victoria's been through in the past.
03:18These fella died last year.
03:20That's so sad.
03:21I'm just in my head.
03:22It builds everything.
03:23Just need to communicate a little bit.
03:25I've never seen you like this before, you know.
03:29Nathan, Nathan, Sandy.
03:31We can leave.
03:32Yeah, copy.
03:33See ya.
03:34Bye, bye.
03:35This is looking great, by the way.
03:37I think he's going to be quite cute.
03:42Nathan, Nathan, you could let go of the stern.
03:44Copy.
03:45Let him go.
03:46You could drop the foreground line.
03:47Copy.
03:48Pull, pull, pull, pull.
03:50Yeah.
03:51All lines on board.
03:53Thank God we're leaving.
03:55I would love a different view.
03:56Three metres.
03:58Board side.
03:59Two ground lines.
04:00The average side is now clear off ground lines.
04:03Clear to swing.
04:04Thank you, Nathan.
04:05I'm all set.
04:06You guys can bring the fenders in.
04:07Copy.
04:08Thank you, Cap.
04:09Woo!
04:10Good job.
04:11At the beginning of the season, I felt like I couldn't even be a bosun.
04:14Because I was working as a deckhand, picking up the slack for my crew.
04:18Keep an eye on the guests.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Tell them how to use the sea bob as well.
04:22No worries.
04:23No.
04:24You'll get it.
04:25Holy Jesus.
04:26He's falling away.
04:27Did you give him an induction on it?
04:28No, I did not.
04:29You just...
04:30I did ask him to do it, yeah?
04:31But now that I trust in my team, I can relax my mind a little.
04:36And I'll enjoy this as long as it lasts.
04:38You're doing fantastic, everyone.
04:40No way away.
04:45You're so cute.
04:48Wow!
04:49Wow!
04:50Look at that!
04:51The sun looks like the planet Mars.
04:54What a lovely day.
04:55Are you having so much fun?
04:56Yes, it was a fun day.
04:57No, it's good.
04:58But there's only room for two more people tomorrow.
05:01I'm really excited.
05:02I feel a really good vibe with him.
05:04To be honest with you, there's very different personalities and they're all great.
05:07The way I think of when I see him is just like low net worth alert.
05:10Oh my God.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12And we'll probably start fairly sooner.
05:14All good, Aisha.
05:15We're almost there.
05:16You guys are smashing it.
05:18I want my food to be the star of the show.
05:20But I'm happy for this child for it to take a back seat.
05:23Because what's more delicious than taking a bite out of love?
05:28As a hopeless romantic myself, I'm going to aid in creating a romantic atmosphere with a menu.
05:33I've got to brush up on my aphrodisiacs.
05:35Ready to go straight away on the starter.
05:37Okay.
05:38Who here has done 23 in me?
05:41Yeah?
05:42Is that one of your never have ever questions?
05:44Well, now that you've brought that up, I kind of like to have a little pre-written posture.
05:51Never have I ever gotten a lap dance.
05:56Oh my God.
05:57Are you going to be right behind us?
05:58Yep.
05:59I'll be right behind.
06:00Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club.
06:03What's Mile High Club?
06:04Joseph, would you like to?
06:05Yeah, I mean, it's where you have some crazy sex on an airplane at 35 times.
06:09Yeah, that's disgusting.
06:10That's hot.
06:11Exactly.
06:12Depends on which airplane, right?
06:13Okay, so for a starter, we've got gazpacho with pesto, flowers, basil, and some marinated
06:17heirloom tomatoes.
06:18Interesting.
06:19It's good.
06:20Phenomenal.
06:21If you come on the last night, he'll be like, would you like to come to my bed?
06:24Stop it.
06:25We have to, you know what, just in case.
06:26Lay out some condoms.
06:27I was going to say rose petals.
06:29And condoms.
06:30Safety first.
06:31Never have I stood a date up.
06:32Never have I stood a date up.
06:33Oh.
06:34Oh, no, no, no.
06:35Definitely.
06:36I mean...
06:37I picked up low.
06:38But I'm a big, thank you, believer in karma.
06:40Sorry to butt in.
06:41It's okay, Tim.
06:42Okay, so for Maine, we have a lobster and a chicken dish.
06:48Never have I ever turned my underwear inside out so I don't have to wash it.
06:53Kiss to friends' ex.
06:55Donkey show in Mexico.
06:56Gone to jail.
06:58I feel like I've done almost everything so far.
07:01Don't hate the player, hate the game.
07:02You are so fascinating.
07:04Yogurt parfait with a white chocolate basil ganache.
07:07Enjoy, guys.
07:08Gorgeous.
07:09Beautiful.
07:11This is really good.
07:12So good.
07:13That's all the cabins done.
07:14Thank you so much for smashing another day.
07:17I need hugs before I go.
07:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:25Oh, Jesus.
07:26It's okay.
07:27She's the golden girl now, and that's fine.
07:29She can have that, is what it is.
07:31Um...
07:34I don't know.
07:35Go and sleep in your own self-worth.
07:37Oh, I can't wait.
07:39Breathe in.
07:40And as you breathe out, you're going to go, like, deeper
07:43in the state of relaxation.
07:45Three, two, one.
07:47Jeez.
07:48What are you doing?
07:49Bro, I felt like, honestly, like a warm ball of energy.
07:53Anyone want to drop the anchor?
07:54Yeah, I'm down.
07:55Can we walk the anchor to the water link up?
07:58Yes, go ahead.
07:59You know, things are getting a little sloppy right now.
08:01Ever since Joe got on board, I feel like they're more interested
08:04in having fun than doing the job.
08:06Okay, so put it in.
08:07Mate, that feels so weird.
08:08Nathan, you got to try that, you know.
08:10I'm not doing that.
08:12Now is where I really want to see Nathan elevating as a leader,
08:15not going back.
08:17Water line?
08:18Yeah, what's your line?
08:19Two shackles in the water.
08:22I would like to talk to you for a second.
08:23Oh, goodness.
08:25Yeah, all good. Long stay.
08:27We're all set.
08:28Thank you very much.
08:29I take that.
08:30Um, we have the opportunity for two special dates tomorrow.
08:36Right.
08:37So let's focus on who you are most interested in for you.
08:41That's fair.
08:42Let's take Alicia, for example.
08:44Yeah, we seem to have a lot of similar interests and traits.
08:47Yeah, Marilee.
08:49She's funny.
08:50And honestly, just genuinely nice.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Ashley was lovely and had, I think, a genuine interest
08:55of getting to know me.
08:57Tell me about Anna.
09:00I'm watching my hair tonight
09:01because we don't know if we're staying tomorrow.
09:03She has been just her own unique and independent self
09:08and is great.
09:10Yeah.
09:11There are three people I'd like to get to know more.
09:13So it has to be two.
09:14But I need to make that decision right this second.
09:16I'd like you to, yeah.
09:17Okay.
09:18Thank you so much.
09:20Aw, you're so sweet.
09:21They're both amazing women.
09:22Yeah, fair enough.
09:23See you tomorrow.
09:24Good evening.
09:25Let me pee.
09:26Quick.
09:28Good night.
09:29Sleep well.
09:31Good night.
09:32Bye, sweetie.
09:33Mm-hmm.
09:35Oof.
09:40Okay.
09:41Can you grab those two things?
09:43Sure.
09:44All right, take a look.
09:45I just want to have a ton of content,
09:46so even if we get kicked off, we still have...
09:48Oh, my God.
09:53Hello.
09:54Um, your presence has been requested by...
09:56If you're available.
09:57If not, I can tell her.
09:59Yes.
10:00I'm down for the yacht.
10:01I'm not down for him.
10:02I have no interest.
10:04He's sweet.
10:08Hey, there.
10:09How are you?
10:10I'm good.
10:11How are you?
10:12Nice to see you.
10:13What's happening?
10:15Just chilling.
10:16Yeah?
10:17You okay?
10:18Yeah.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:20They're talking downstairs.
10:21I don't want a picture with Barcelona.
10:23I want to get to know you.
10:24Well, thank you.
10:25You have genuine questions and interests,
10:26and I appreciate that authenticity.
10:28That's important.
10:29You give a great vibe,
10:31and, like, kindness doesn't come around often.
10:36I like you.
10:37I agree.
10:38I feel the same way.
10:39Yeah.
10:40So, I'm...
10:41I'm glad you came and found me.
10:42This is so weird.
10:43Come here.
10:44This is so weird.
10:45It's good.
10:46Let me give you a kiss.
10:47Oh, God.
10:48I'm on there kissing right now.
10:56All right, picture's on.
10:59Okay.
11:01I gotta go.
11:02I'm gonna call my daughter.
11:03Goodnight.
11:04Goodnight.
11:05I'm gonna steal him.
11:13Coming up.
11:14Woo-hoo.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, no, it's coming.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19It gave Max a boner.
11:22Can you stay on the swim platform?
11:23Okay.
11:24All right, cheers.
11:25Where is everybody?
11:26No one is on deck.
11:27We need deck for one.
11:28We need deck for one deck.
11:29Someone needs to be on the swim platform.
11:43Good morning.
11:45I've done a log.
11:46You can go straight to bed.
11:47All right, thanks.
11:48Ciao.
11:49Good to see you.
11:50Good morning.
11:51Good morning.
11:52Good to see you.
11:53Good night's rest.
11:54Good morning.
11:55Do you want to go eat something?
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:57I'll stay down here while you're eating, bro.
11:58Well, I think they're getting breakfast ready.
11:59Yum.
12:00Let's me hand her down there and I'll meet you there in a second.
12:01Sounds good.
12:02Which one of these are you not going to give to the guys?
12:03This one.
12:04Wow.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Wow.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Wow.
12:10Wow.
12:11I tried to wait for you but I started to wait for you but I started to wait for you but I started to
12:13get it.
12:14I really don't know who's in the lead.
12:15I've got no clue.
12:16Honestly, neither.
12:17Joe.
12:18Good morning.
12:19Do you want to go eat something?
12:20Oh, yeah.
12:21I'll stay down here while you're eating, bro.
12:23Well, I think they're getting breakfast ready.
12:24Yum.
12:25So let's me hand her down there and I'll meet you there in a second.
12:27Yes.
12:28Sounds good.
12:29Which one of these are you not going to give to the guys?
12:30This one.
12:31Wow.
12:32Wow.
12:33Yeah.
12:39I tried to wait for you but I started.
12:41Not at all.
12:43Where is he?
12:48Oil and press.
12:49Amazing.
12:53I'm going down here.
12:54Can you stay on the swim platform for 15 minutes and play where you...
12:57OK.
12:58Just so you know I wasn't down all that time I was.
13:00No worries, man.
13:01Put in the cabin and help with the gully.
13:03No worries, bro.
13:04All right.
13:05Cheers, love.
13:06What do you normally eat for breakfast on your own?
13:09Mmm.
13:10I normally make eggs.
13:13It's pretty quiet down here.
13:15I might as well do it.
13:16I'll check.
13:18Good morning.
13:19Good morning.
13:20Good morning, beautiful sunshine.
13:21How are you?
13:22Good morning.
13:23What a nice day.
13:24You guys have found a little slice of heaven here.
13:27Hello, ladies.
13:28What's going on?
13:29It's awesome.
13:30There is everybody.
13:31Sleeping.
13:32No one is on deck.
13:33Nathan, Nathan.
13:34Can you come to the aft deck?
13:38Nathan, Nathan to the aft deck, please.
13:44Nathan?
13:45Yeah?
13:46To the aft deck, please.
13:47What's wrong?
13:48OK.
13:49I don't know.
13:50Captain.
13:51I'm just finishing up and I'll be there in two seconds.
13:57We need a deck crew on deck.
13:59Huh?
14:00I don't want to see all three of you in the crew mess on a charter day together ever again.
14:05I'm just going to...
14:06Not on a charter.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Someone needs to be on the swim platform.
14:10That upsets me.
14:12When you're on charter, stay alert.
14:14Don't relax.
14:15Make sure the guests are safe.
14:16Nathan knows better.
14:18It's not OK.
14:19I know it's not.
14:20You're actually the leader.
14:21You should be setting an example.
14:23Like, there's no one back there.
14:24Yeah.
14:25That really upsets me.
14:27Can I borrow Joe for a second just to have a conversation with him here?
14:30Yes.
14:31Of course.
14:32Certainly.
14:33Thank you so much.
14:34You're good.
14:35We need people on this one platform at all times.
14:36No, I know it makes .
14:38I'm fuming, hi.
14:39Hey?
14:40I'm fuming about that.
14:41I wasn't like...
14:42I know, but you know yourself.
14:44You stay on this one platform.
14:46Nathan, when he gets angry, he gets angry.
14:48But I know it's not personal.
14:49And he just wants the job done correctly.
14:52Do you know what the rules are?
14:53I'm slacking a little bit, because obviously that's nice a little bit as well.
14:56You know, so...
14:57But we've got this under control.
14:59We're just ironing out the creases.
15:01All right.
15:02Sorry.
15:04If you could pop into Kevin's, that would be awesome.
15:06OK.
15:07So, Joseph, the two people that are not going to continue on,
15:11I would like it to come from you.
15:13Yeah, I agree.
15:14Just to let you know that we have been told off by Captain Sunday this morning.
15:18Yes.
15:19So we don't want to be too much in the crew mess.
15:20Max, Nathan.
15:21Can you go to the swim platform, please?
15:23Copy that.
15:24Are we washing the towels?
15:25Might as well.
15:26It just makes our life easier.
15:28Yeah.
15:29We'll have to knock off at a normal time tomorrow and get ready.
15:32I hate this part.
15:3422, 23.
15:36Joe!
15:37I'm going to let you speak for yourself.
15:40Well, I wanted to both let you know and be upfront that I've selected to have dates
15:45with two other ladies on the boat.
15:48Alicia and Ashley.
15:51I've enjoyed time together, but I'm not going to pursue anything.
15:54Oh, I completely understand.
15:55This is not personal.
15:56Yeah.
15:57It's just like...
15:58It's just life.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge.
16:01Oh, my mate.
16:02Good luck in this world.
16:04I had a great time.
16:05Absolutely.
16:06Someone's been naughty.
16:07That's 100% foundation.
16:11Have a seat.
16:16All right, so I walk in the crew vest and you're all sitting there.
16:20Yeah.
16:21While we have guests on board.
16:22And then since Joe's been on board, it's becoming more of the brotherly love vest.
16:27Right.
16:28How's your mom?
16:29Asked about you too much.
16:30She is a sweetheart.
16:32Give me a break.
16:35She's going to go deeper instead of relaxation.
16:40That is so cool, bro.
16:41I love your friendship.
16:42Yeah.
16:43But that is a fine line.
16:44Charter forward.
16:45Rally them.
16:46Stay focused.
16:47Let them see your professionalism.
16:48Yeah.
16:49I want you to make sure they're doing their job.
16:50100%.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Captain's right.
16:53I am in the leadership role, so I can't really be as friendly as I would like to be with
17:04the deck team.
17:05By 11.30, we're going to head back to the dock due to weather.
17:08I want to beat the wind.
17:09The thought of Captain Sandy feeling let down, I hate that because she's given me a chance.
17:14All right, thanks, Captain.
17:15I appreciate it.
17:16She's not afraid to make changes, so I need to get control of this team ASAP.
17:22Who else is going?
17:23I'm going to head out.
17:24The team's not doing great today, so I need to be on my .
17:26What's your plan for the day?
17:27Do whatever they tell me to do.
17:28Is this suitcase all ready to go?
17:29Yeah, you can take this.
17:30At least they travel light.
17:31How are you going?
17:32Yeah.
17:33I think I was like too much for that guy anyway.
17:34Two girls are being asked to leave this spot.
17:35Really?
17:36And in Maryland.
17:37That's it.
17:38I'm just going to leave.
17:39We're literally down to four guests tonight.
17:40Four guests.
17:41Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
17:42Thank you so much.
17:43I'm going to have to go.
17:44I'm going to have to go.
17:45I'm going to have to go.
17:46I'm going to have to go.
17:47Do whatever they tell me to do.
17:48Is this suitcase all ready to go?
17:49Yeah, you can take this.
17:50At least they travel light.
17:51There's a girl.
17:52Are you going?
17:53Yeah.
17:54I think I was like too much for that guy anyway.
17:55Two girls are being asked to leave this spot.
17:56Really?
17:57And in Maryland.
17:58That's it.
17:59I'm just going to leave.
18:00We're literally down to four guests tonight.
18:02Four guests.
18:03Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
18:08Thank you so much.
18:09Oh, I feel glad to have you here.
18:10This is so great.
18:11This has been great.
18:12Can I tell you something?
18:13There was foundation on his pillowcase.
18:15Oh, naughty.
18:18I bet my whole salary that he was going to pick her.
18:21Alicia.
18:22Yeah?
18:23She has seen her prey.
18:24She's gone in.
18:25And she is going for it.
18:26She's asserted her dominance.
18:27She's pissed on him.
18:29I was going to say sprayed like a skunk, but...
18:32Oh.
18:33Ah.
18:35That was so bad.
18:42I have a wild middle name.
18:47You would never guess it.
18:48It's Smokeler.
18:49That's badass.
18:50Can you put away the pump and the extension part as well, please?
18:54Yeah, for sure.
18:55Tech team, plan action is at 11.30.
18:58We took everything away.
18:59We're on the way to port.
19:00Because of the weather.
19:01Incoming.
19:02Yeah, copy.
19:03Copy.
19:04Done.
19:05All done.
19:06Done.
19:07You're amazing.
19:08Do you mind just turning machines?
19:10Yeah, yeah.
19:11She's so experienced.
19:12I'm real into her.
19:13Um...
19:14Yes.
19:15As the chart is going on, I'm starting to realise that Cathy's just too good to have one strife on her shoulder.
19:22Like, she's taking initiative to go above and beyond.
19:25But I don't want my girls at odds.
19:27And I don't want to demote Kizzy, because she's been great.
19:30So I don't really know what to do about this right now.
19:32Max, Max.
19:33Can you stay on the swim platform?
19:34Copy.
19:35I need to ask you something.
19:36What?
19:37Joe took way too long to get a quick bite to eat this morning, right?
19:41Right.
19:42Captain came down, there's no one on the swim platform.
19:44So I get bollocked.
19:46How am I going to handle that situation?
19:48I honestly think that you do need to be a bit more strict.
19:51I know, but I don't want to be a dick to them either.
19:52But it's not being a dick, it's your their boss.
19:54Because as HODs, their mistakes, unfortunately, are our mistakes.
19:59I know.
20:00I know, it's hard because Joe's such a close friend of yours.
20:02**** all came over just not being on the swim platform.
20:05I know.
20:06Nathan, Nathan for Max.
20:08Go ahead, Max.
20:09I'm on the beach platform now, just to let you know.
20:11Yeah, stay there.
20:13You just say it.
20:14Firm, firm but fair.
20:15Can you stay on the swim platform, bro?
20:17Stay on the...
20:18I just want to go toilet.
20:19Just wait for a second.
20:20I'll wait there and I'll swap out with you.
20:21Okay.
20:22Because we need one person on the swim platform at all times.
20:24Yeah, I know, I know.
20:25I know.
20:26Okay, cool.
20:27Go back.
20:29I mean, Max.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31If he knows there has to be one person on the swim platform,
20:33why would he leave?
20:34Because even going toilet...
20:35This is the thing that minds me up.
20:37It's common sense.
20:38I'm going to have to get to that stage now where I'm...
20:40I'm going to just be a dick.
20:41Yeah.
20:42I'm just pissed off.
20:43**** you have to squeeze it.
20:47Coming up.
20:48I really want to get to know both of you as the future progresses,
20:51that I would like to do that.
20:53You want to date us both and figure it out?
20:55I don't like that.
20:56Um...
20:57Doesn't feel good.
20:58It's not like a buffet.
21:06Right.
21:07So, basically, when I mean someone has to stay on the swim platform at all times,
21:11I mean that if you have to leave it for piss or you have to go up to Monday to grab something,
21:16really do it all the time.
21:17I was hearing you.
21:18That's why I knew you were there.
21:19Yeah.
21:20But until I come here, we can't leave.
21:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:24Oh, can you smell my vag?
21:27It's really wafting.
21:28Do you just say, can you smell my vag?
21:30It's really wafting.
21:31I definitely don't have a smelly vag.
21:34I don't want to get a thing there.
21:35Do you want to go to the toilet?
21:36Yeah, yeah, ****.
21:37I even forgot.
21:38I don't even...
21:39I'm going to squeeze it, you know?
21:41I don't even...
21:42She's iron clad.
21:44She's been through the wars, this one.
21:47Deck crew, Deck crew.
21:48You could start bringing all the toys in.
21:50Yeah, copy, Captain.
21:53It's so interesting because the clients look out and they go,
21:56but the weather looks fine.
21:58But it's coming.
21:59The problem is getting stuck out there
22:01and it starts rocking and rolling.
22:03We lose our stabilizers.
22:04We lose an engine.
22:05It's dangerous.
22:06It's not worth it.
22:07No!
22:08Nathan, the swim call up form is now clear.
22:10Copy.
22:11We can start hauling the anchor.
22:12Okay, let's go.
22:17It's like...
22:18I was like, why is it so hard?
22:21Anchor is open.
22:23Thank you very much.
22:26Deck crew, Deck crew.
22:28Call me, it's lunch.
22:29Being in the way makes me so happy.
22:31I love cruising.
22:32I wish we could have gone swimming.
22:34Cathy.
22:35You're cute without makeup.
22:36Did you not think I was cute before?
22:38This is honest.
22:39Apart from my fake nose, fake boobs and fake hair.
22:42You are made in China.
22:46So what's for dinner then?
22:48Pasta.
22:49And then the main is in me beef.
22:50Yeah.
22:51And the creme brulee.
22:52F***.
22:53Yes!
22:54I get to eat one of those again.
22:55Yes.
22:56See you girl.
22:57See you.
22:58Sorry for the made in China.
22:59It was.
23:00I'm a relationship girl.
23:01I don't think I've ever been single for more than three months.
23:04I can't help it.
23:05They just fall in love with me and I can't say no.
23:08What does that mean?
23:10I don't know.
23:11I'm obviously just so great.
23:14Hopefully as a person and it's just not in bed.
23:17Ciao.
23:18Ciao.
23:19I love having someone to talk to and share things with and travel with.
23:23But I'm trying to learn how to say no to people that I don't see a future with.
23:29So for now, we're about fun.
23:37And what time is dinner?
23:388.30 right now?
23:39Yeah, probably 8.30.
23:41Are we almost there?
23:42Yeah, nearly.
23:43That crew, that crew needs to prepare for the talking.
23:46And tonight's romance.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Everything's hearts and roses.
23:50Exactly.
23:59Night in castle.
24:00We'll get on the platform.
24:01Mm-hmm.
24:02I'm sorry.
24:03Am I blushing?
24:05It doesn't look like it.
24:11Switching to port wing.
24:13Port wing.
24:1425 meters from the dock.
24:15And...
24:16Five meters to start here, please.
24:18Jesus Christ, he's barking in here.
24:19Yeah, he should really throw that thing in.
24:21It's such an art to this.
24:23Well, I've done this.
24:24Ten meters from the dock.
24:25Well, one time I did those boat clubs and they gave me a boat and I had a big current
24:29and I was like, let me just gun it.
24:30And that just kind of swung the end in.
24:32Okay, that's a perfect lane, chap, if we can come back on that.
24:35And everybody was watching, having a drink, like, who's this idiot?
24:38Okay, chap, if we can hold it there.
24:40You want it?
24:42Bringing the line under the bow.
24:44She does a nice parking job.
24:46Do you want me to tie off here, mate?
24:47Yeah, tie off, tight.
24:48Okay.
24:51Okay, heading to the bow.
24:52Right, come on.
24:53That's all lanes for Kieran this day.
24:55Smooth as docking to date.
24:57Well done.
24:59Thank you, captain.
25:01At least we know how to dock a boat.
25:03Dead crew, dead crew, let's get changed.
25:05I'm gonna go shower.
25:06Yeah.
25:07And get a few things done.
25:08Sounds good.
25:14Hey, that was quite an interesting day, that, bro.
25:17We can do better, bro.
25:18Yeah, of course.
25:19Oh, I don't think he likes me.
25:21I think he likes you.
25:22I don't know.
25:23Give me a piece of your pheromones.
25:27Now that Kizzy is single,
25:29I'll indulge in this current tide,
25:31fully alive, eyes dilated through no fault of mine,
25:35high of sexy fumes of lavender scented pheromones.
25:39If love was the drug, wait until you taste me.
25:42Wait until you taste me.
25:43Now we just need five more minutes.
25:46Five more soothing, blissful f***ing minutes
25:49before the alarm smashes down the stifles of silence.
25:54Don't go there.
25:55Ah, f***ing hell.
25:56Gets a whiff.
26:01Okay.
26:02Let's do this.
26:04What's the plan now then, big dog?
26:05Let's go out fresh.
26:06Nothing.
26:07Joe, bridge deck.
26:08Please, you can do the staircase.
26:09Max, the index.
26:11Copy.
26:12Look at you.
26:13Follow the same thing.
26:14I know, eh?
26:15Nice.
26:16But you've kissed him already, right?
26:18Mm-hm.
26:19I haven't kissed him yet.
26:20So I'm going to get competitive.
26:22Well, guys, I'm going to get something to eat.
26:23Yeah, yeah, go eat.
26:24Starving.
26:25Go over, see.
26:26I go.
26:27Okay.
26:28Did you touch...
26:29Yeah, clean that up.
26:30You touched everything.
26:31Where's the bloody ice bucket?
26:32I'm starving, bro.
26:33Thank you so much.
26:34Okay.
26:35Just give her a quick wipe with the chamois.
26:36Okay.
26:37Where's Max and Jilla?
26:38Not sure.
26:39Maybe in the crew mess.
26:40We shouldn't be in the crew mess together, should we?
26:41Yeah, we have to be on the swimming platform.
26:42Let's go.
26:43Still get a lot better.
26:44Shall we kiss and speak background?
26:46So romantic.
26:47Max, Joe.
26:48Where is he at?
26:49I'm on stand-by in the crew mess.
26:50Joe, if you can keep doing portion of the set.
26:52We're going to be from the situ stuff to take you.
27:09No.
27:10It's fine.
27:11Joe, if you can keep doing port side main deck and Max
27:14go on the starboard side or main deck out,
27:16you can't be sitting around that.
27:18Ridiculous.
27:19Copy that. On me way.
27:20Pretty impressive.
27:21No worries, man. Anything for you.
27:23Can I pardon you for a beverage?
27:26Of course you can.
27:28Max, Max. Location.
27:31Max.
27:32Hi.
27:33Hi.
27:34I'm all wind blowing right now. Mwah.
27:37You're just stunning tonight.
27:41So are you looking to have more kids?
27:45I would, yeah. I'm thinking like 10, maybe.
27:47Well, you know.
27:49I'm going to see myself out.
27:51It's great meeting you.
27:53All right, that's it.
27:55So what we used to actually do when we were on the sun deck,
27:58doing the carpet and that, I don't bridge that,
28:00and then I just went on to crack on.
28:02Bro, you can't just decide what you're going to do if that's me,
28:04because I'm the bossing.
28:06And if you have a problem with that,
28:07or if there's a problem with that, then we can sit down
28:09and have a conversation later.
28:10There's no problem here.
28:11But now is a problem for me.
28:13OK.
28:14Because I'm going to start losing my code.
28:15Who even is this?
28:16Honestly.
28:17I want to start getting cranky.
28:19There's fingerprints here, look.
28:20Bro, there are 1,000 million persons that spoke here.
28:22I did them.
28:23I know, but we're on charter.
28:25Ah, so we have boss.
28:26We have boss.
28:27I stayed there.
28:28Max, don't speak back.
28:29I feel like the guys have disrespected me.
28:32And I'm not OK with it.
28:35We're on charter.
28:36We're doing our job.
28:37Decans.
28:38Decans.
28:39Stainless.
28:40Paint.
28:41So, yes, I'm going just to stay here, like, all night.
28:42Are you going to bitch and moan or are you going to crack on with the job?
28:43No.
28:44Why, why you speak like this?
28:45It's a super young.
28:46So we need to maintain the standard.
28:47Just because we're in port doesn't mean we get to sit down and do it all.
29:09Oh yeah.
29:10I feel a lack of respect, emotionally...
29:14I am about to be a storm.
29:19Do you know what you can do now?
29:20You can go down for two hours.
29:24He's mad.
29:25F***ing dope.
29:30Hello, look at you. You look gorgeous.
29:32So do you.
29:33How are you? You look amazing.
29:35Good to see you.
29:36It's been so long.
29:37Josh, that's all three at the table.
29:39I'll be ready on the starter very soon.
29:41It's the final dinner and we are down to two girls.
29:44One bachelor for all the marbles.
29:47For all of Bachelor Jo's marbles specifically.
29:50Well cheers ladies.
29:51Thanks to to our last night together.
29:52This is going to be lovely.
29:53Cheers.
29:54Cheers.
30:02Hi.
30:03Hi.
30:04Where did you want to have dinner?
30:06Oh, on the roof.
30:07I would love an old fashioned burger.
30:09Yes, totally.
30:11No rush.
30:12Oh.
30:13Back in the shower.
30:14Amy's just going upstairs now.
30:15So once we serve these.
30:17I want to go straight away in the burger.
30:18Yep.
30:22Is this like a valentine tea dinner?
30:24This is our romance.
30:26Will you be my valentine?
30:28Good timing, thank you.
30:31Perfect timing.
30:32For starter is some butternut agnolottis freshly made.
30:36Please enjoy.
30:37Enjoy guys.
30:40Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
30:41It's insane.
30:42Where do you want me?
30:43Sort out at Laz.
30:44Okay.
30:46Last season we had a laugh, we had a joke, we were dancing together.
30:49It was a happy vibe.
30:50If I love finger blasting my bum off.
30:51Yeah?
30:52Just a quick one before I go to sleep.
30:53I might join you.
30:55I feel like a real romance really close to you.
30:57There's a foreman.
30:58There's a foreman.
30:59Yeah.
31:00But now that he's the bosun, I have to respect his position on both.
31:03I just hope this doesn't cause a rip in our friendship.
31:07I hope it doesn't get to that level.
31:09Yeah, see, this is it.
31:10This is the standard.
31:11This is what I expect from you, bro.
31:13I f***ing love it.
31:14And I'm sorry again, eh?
31:16Beautiful.
31:18Thanks, Josh.
31:19No problem.
31:20Enjoy.
31:21Beautiful.
31:23So how do we feel about valentine's, to be honest with you?
31:24Is that like one of those things where you guys are like,
31:26I've got to have...
31:27Yes.
31:28Okay.
31:29I just want flowers that day.
31:30Like, breakfast in bed and then I'm good.
31:31Okay, burger ready?
31:32Kazzy, do you mind running it up?
31:34Mm-hmm.
31:35V, V, Gordain now, please.
31:36Copy.
31:37Okay, we have your burger.
31:39Oh, this is my dream.
31:41It looks so good.
31:43Yeah.
31:44Once I'm like in, I give everything.
31:47Okay, guys.
31:48Gorgeous.
31:49There's beef, red wine jus, broccoli.
31:53Thank you, guys.
31:55Well done, Josh.
31:56Thank you, guys.
31:57Wow.
31:58Max notices everything.
32:02Aw.
32:03He went, oh, you've got no make-up on.
32:05Like, two seconds he looked at me.
32:07I'm gonna kiss Max just for the...
32:09Cheeky, cheeky.
32:11Let's have a three-way kiss.
32:12Let's all just get drunk and share.
32:14Yeah, but listen, I haven't got enough tongue for everyone.
32:16Oh, that's true.
32:17You're gonna be on the sidelines going, let me in.
32:19You're terrible.
32:20I mean, would you want a guy that's, like, six inches shorter to roll around with?
32:24No.
32:25I mean, you're all the same height when you're laying down, right?
32:28Um.
32:29Kathy, you can actually knock off.
32:31Copy.
32:32I can't finish this.
32:33I know him both.
32:34Oh, it's so good.
32:35Josh is delicious.
32:36So good.
32:37Awesome.
32:38I'm so pleased.
32:39So amazing.
32:40Okay, ready for ya.
32:42Oh.
32:43I'm going to bed.
32:44Man.
32:45That's unreal.
32:47Is that crème brûlée?
32:50Enjoy, guys.
32:51Mmm.
32:52Joe, thank you so much.
32:54Mm-hmm.
32:55Thank you for being here.
32:56This has been just amazing.
32:57When we cheers, you have to look in my eyes, or it's seven years of bad sex.
33:02Oh.
33:03They're having, like, really deep conversations, and I bought these couples question cards,
33:07and once a week, I want to do, like, a date with Scott.
33:09Because now that we've been together so long, I get really lazy asking stuff.
33:12Me too.
33:13I'm going to do the same.
33:14Okay.
33:15Will you text it to you?
33:16Oh.
33:17Oh.
33:18This is perfect.
33:19Yeah.
33:20I think we'll be up there soon.
33:21Oh, my God.
33:22What's after this, guys?
33:23We've got to go back up top.
33:25I love that.
33:26Oh.
33:27What's been happening?
33:28Oh.
33:29It's just .
33:30It's okay.
33:31You're not sleeping.
33:32Sorry.
33:33She's only up.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Hi, ladies.
33:36Come.
33:37What is this?
33:38Cozy up with us.
33:39Yes.
33:40I'm going to go to bed.
33:41I will.
33:44I'm off to bed.
33:45Yeah, all right.
33:46My bad.
33:47Well, I appreciate, guys, being good sports and post-yacht.
33:59I really want to get to know both of you, honestly.
34:06I don't like that.
34:08You want to date us both and figure it out?
34:10I'm not asking to date both of you guys forever.
34:12I'd just like to get to know you a little bit better before I said I'm not interested.
34:16It's not like a buffet.
34:17You have both amazing traits that I've enjoyed.
34:20So to say, hey, I don't want to see that ever again.
34:23We're out of here.
34:24It would be premature for me.
34:26That's where I'm at as of this moment, and I need some time to think about that.
34:31Is that fair?
34:32Yeah.
34:33I'm going to say goodnight.
34:34I'm exhausted.
34:35Okay.
34:36Goodnight.
34:37That was weird.
34:38It was like pussy energy.
34:39I actually am feeling like not good right now, because I really liked him.
34:54Because you knew him for like a day and a half.
34:59You're welcome.
35:00And that one's yours.
35:01And Joe's gone to bed.
35:02He's not coming back up.
35:03Yeah.
35:04Who knows what he's doing?
35:05I don't know if I want to stay.
35:07Like, if he wants to date both of us, I'm out.
35:09He's an idiot.
35:10He's an idiot.
35:11I texted Amy.
35:13We just dumped Joe.
35:15You're punching above your weight with both of them.
35:18Just pick one.
35:19You and I are way too spectacular for a man to be indifferent about us.
35:23You're not a prize, sir.
35:25You're balding.
35:26Good night.
35:29Bae's a small dick.
35:31It's terrible.
35:33He's a loser.
35:35I don't think he realizes what he did.
35:37I know.
35:38He's really shot himself in the foot here, I think.
35:40Men can be simple creatures sometimes.
35:42Yeah.
35:43Well, I see that now.
35:44Horrible.
35:45Horrible boys.
35:46A lot of them.
35:47What the heck?
35:49Yes.
35:50Yes.
35:57Coming up.
35:58Thank you so much for making me so proud every single day.
36:04Not thrilled.
36:05It's just ridiculous you having one strike on your shoulder.
36:19Good morning.
36:20Good morning.
36:21Ooh.
36:22Good morning.
36:23Good morning.
36:24Good morning.
36:25Okay.
36:27I tried a new fold so that the rags would fit nicely.
36:33It's so satisfying.
36:35Oh, Jesus Christ.
36:36Crisp.
36:37Yeah, they could use some stuff like that.
36:40Good morning.
36:41Is it a good morning?
36:42Oh, no.
36:44Were you ready to pop off?
36:46I'm all packed up.
36:47Yeah?
36:48Awesome.
36:49Deku, can you put the luggage on the dock?
36:51Ashley, she's really lovely.
36:53She's kind, she's polite, she's good looking.
36:56I feel like she just deserves the world.
36:59Bye.
37:00Bye.
37:01Bye, thank you.
37:02I feel bad for her.
37:03I feel bad for her.
37:04I feel bad for her.
37:05Hi.
37:07Good luck.
37:10I mean, honestly.
37:13Oh, my goodness.
37:17I was trying to find Ashley.
37:18She already left.
37:19Yes.
37:24Hey, good morning.
37:25Morning.
37:28What's up, you dirty slag?
37:30I've got gossip.
37:31How'd you sleep?
37:32I actually got a few hours last night, which is good.
37:34I was cooked.
37:35So, Kizzy left a note in my bathroom.
37:38Apparently, Joe said, well, I can't pick either of you
37:42because I really like both of you.
37:44The only hard bit he has to do is pick one.
37:46I'm here for the ending.
37:48Well, listen, I'm sorry that last night was so challenging.
37:52I hate that it was, too.
37:53It was weird.
37:54I felt like you and I just had a very genuine connection,
37:57and that was all.
37:59I got it.
38:00You see what I'm saying?
38:01Well, I appreciate you trying to understand.
38:04I'd like to spend more time to get to know you if you're up for it.
38:08That's what I wanted to say this morning.
38:10Yeah.
38:11No, I appreciate that.
38:12I would, too.
38:13Yeah, I, yeah.
38:14Could you hear my YouTube last night?
38:16I actually didn't, you know?
38:18Okay, good.
38:19What were you listening to?
38:20Do aliens exist?
38:21I love a good documentary.
38:22Should I go pack or...?
38:24Yeah, do that, and then we can...
38:25Yeah, then we can hang out.
38:26I feel like you have the type of, like, singing voice that makes babies giggle.
38:30Baby, look at me and cry.
38:31Good morning.
38:32Good morning.
38:33How are you?
38:34Good.
38:35I'm so confused.
38:36What is going on?
38:38I get a text from Ashley saying Alicia and I both broke up with Joe.
38:47Okay.
38:48What happened?
38:49I said that I would like to get to know them more after this adventure ended,
38:53and they were unsatisfied with that response.
38:56Oh, wow.
38:57I saw chemistry between you and Alicia,
38:59and I thought it was going to be more her.
39:01Well, we spoke this morning and we agreed that we would connect,
39:04so I appreciate your input.
39:06You're welcome, Joseph.
39:14Can somebody please come and grab Amy's bags?
39:17I go.
39:19Hello, lovely.
39:20Hello.
39:22Okay.
39:24Mademoiselle.
39:25Monsieur.
39:26Call for our crew.
39:27Guest departure in 15 minutes.
39:28Please get into your whites.
39:30You know the way when you jump on me?
39:32Mm-hmm.
39:33This morning?
39:34Mm-hmm.
39:35Oh, no, it's coming.
39:36Yeah?
39:37Yeah.
39:38Oh, my God.
39:40Mademoiselle.
39:41Oh, my God.
39:42Love that.
39:44It's not so embarrassing.
39:45I'm just going to hide it with your suitcase.
39:48I'm blushing.
39:54Escape night's a boner.
39:56Oh!
39:57Nice!
39:58What?
39:59I didn't do anything.
40:00Just look at him and he went, oh, no.
40:05It's f***.
40:06How long is it?
40:07Is it?
40:08It was like...
40:09Vive la France!
40:10What is happening?
40:11I'm stuck.
40:12I'm stuck.
40:13I'm stuck.
40:14Oh.
40:15Oh, I just gave Max a boner.
40:16He's got the biggest stick I've ever seen in my life.
40:20All crew, all crew.
40:21Let's meet on the dock for guest departure.
40:26Okay, let's line up.
40:29Okay, where did Ash...
40:30She's left.
40:33So?
40:34She didn't say goodbye to me.
40:38Okay.
40:40Of course.
40:41Thank you, Joe.
40:43Go, go, go, go.
40:44Bye, boys.
40:46Love you.
40:47Nice.
40:49Good work out there, man.
40:51You're a boss.
40:53Thank you so much.
40:54This is for you and the crew.
40:56You guys took very, very good care of us.
40:57Experience of a lifetime, so.
40:59Y'all are amazing.
41:00Thank you guys.
41:02Thank you so much.
41:04Is that it?
41:05I just wanted this charter to end with this big grand moment.
41:09Joe picks his girl.
41:10They kiss.
41:11They run off the boat together happily ever after.
41:14And now it all just feels deflated and weird.
41:20Um, we could do this.
41:21How about that?
41:22My hands are sweating.
41:23You're good.
41:24Look, they've got their arms linked.
41:26Is that love?
41:27Is that what it's supposed to look like?
41:30That awkward hobbled down the marina?
41:35Um, yeah.
41:36I'm sweating.
41:37All right, everyone.
41:38Into our reds and let's meet back in the main salon for our...
41:41Tip meeting!
41:42Woo!
41:43Yay!
41:45Thank you so much, girls.
41:47My legs look like tampon strings.
41:48F***ing hell.
41:49What does mine look like?
41:50My feet stink.
41:51They're not great.
41:52Tip meeting, bitches!
41:53Let's go.
41:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
41:55Sorry.
41:56It's like it.
41:57They're the most expensive pillow you'll ever lay on.
42:00Hello.
42:01Hi!
42:02So, charter four.
42:03Unlike any other charter we've ever done.
42:04First thing I want to do is welcome Cathy.
42:05Yay!
42:06Yay!
42:07I have felt so welcome.
42:08You are just the most incredible addition.
42:09You are so experienced and you really know what you're doing.
42:11And you're pretty cool to top it off.
42:12Thank you for being amazing.
42:13Woo!
42:14Yeah!
42:15Yeah!
42:16Yeah!
42:17Yay!
42:18I have felt so welcome.
42:20You are just the most incredible addition.
42:23You are so experienced and you really know what you're doing.
42:26And you're pretty cool to top it off.
42:28Thank you for being amazing.
42:29Woo!
42:30Yeah.
42:31Yay!
42:32So, yeah.
42:33I feel like we are such a good unit.
42:37Deck, well, you all know it's coming.
42:39I'm very disappointed.
42:41V, I just want to leave you out of this equation.
42:43Okay.
42:44Now, I love the bromance.
42:46I don't, I don't want to be a joy kill.
42:48But this is a job.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I've put the pressure on Nathan.
42:51You're going to feel it because he's feeling it for me.
42:54Now, having said that, I'm giving you a day off tomorrow.
42:58Yay!
42:59Yay!
43:00Good job.
43:01Yeah.
43:02All right.
43:03So, the tip amount is $25,000, $2,200 per person.
43:08Woo!
43:09Yay!
43:10Yay!
43:11You guys have fun tomorrow.
43:14I want you to reset and come back refreshed.
43:17Okay.
43:19I just need one more pillowcase.
43:22All right.
43:23Girls, when you've wrapped up all you're doing, let's go to the bell.
43:27Copy.
43:28Copy.
43:29We'll be there in 10 minutes, bro.
43:30Sorry, bro.
43:31This will be done.
43:32Sorry.
43:33Max.
43:34What are we doing?
43:35Max.
43:36Max.
43:37Answer my question.
43:38Yeah, just here.
43:39I just wanted to say thank you so much for making me so proud every single day.
43:48You are so experienced.
43:49You've been a chief stew and I actually feel like it's just ridiculous you having one stripe
43:54on your shoulder.
43:56So, I was actually going to give you two stripes and make you both seconds too.
44:01Oh!
44:02Oh, sorry.
44:03I just called you out.
44:04Oh, my God.
44:06Oh.
44:07Kizzy reacting to this well has just been the biggest blessing for me.
44:13Not thrilled.
44:14You know what?
44:15I'm not thrilled.
44:16If she didn't react well, that would have weighed on me so heavy.
44:23I can put on a face, but on the inside I am screaming.
44:26Crying, sobbing, throwing up.
44:28Thank you so much for being so mature and amazing about it.
44:36Coming up.
44:37Kizzy is quite impressed by your very large cock this morning.
44:39Ah, yeah, yeah.
44:40I didn't even think he was hot and now I'm like, you're so f***ing intense.
44:43Yeah, right?
44:44Yeah.
44:45Oh, it's this time.
44:47What the?
44:55Do you want a face mask?
44:56Shout.
44:57Yeah.
44:59You look like a car mechanic.
45:01I've been f***ing busting it out over there.
45:03Yeah, ma'am.
45:04Oh, my God.
45:05Every drop off day all I do is face mask, feet mask.
45:08I get a little bit of a vibe from Kizzy that she's threatened by me.
45:13That is humongous.
45:15Was no one going to tell me?
45:17Oh, I never noticed it.
45:18Two boats ago, my rotational chief shoe partner.
45:21She had been there a lot longer than me.
45:23I came on guns blazing, changing everything.
45:25We just butted heads.
45:27But looking back, I was wrong in that situation.
45:29And now I know to be a little bit more understanding.
45:31I want to do things in a nice way where I'm showing her I'm a team player.
45:36Do you know what?
45:37I might give my old armpits a zap.
45:38Look, it's so quick.
45:39It's so smooth.
45:40She gone.
45:41I'm going to wear the key on.
45:43Where are you at?
45:44You're done there?
45:45Yeah.
45:46Stop there, bro.
45:47Sure.
45:48Call it a day.
45:49Now that I am single, and I've got these three very sexy deck boys.
45:58I'm just ready to have some fun.
46:01Let the dog out.
46:04I have to horndogs in this group.
46:07Are we sad enough?
46:08Yeah.
46:09I wouldn't have affected her.
46:10It was weird.
46:11She's quiet, isn't she, bro?
46:12Perfect.
46:13Ready?
46:14Shall we go?
46:15Yeah, let's go.
46:16Vamos.
46:17Let's go!
46:18Let's go!
46:19Let's go!
46:20Let's go, baby!
46:21Yeah!
46:22Let's go, baby!
46:23Yeah!
46:24Wow, look at you guys.
46:26You felt so well.
46:31Kizzy told me that she was quite impressed by your very large cock this morning.
46:35Ah, yeah, yeah.
46:36Kizzy is all over you, bro.
46:37I think he thinks you're pretty cute.
46:38You've got some room to play tonight.
46:40Cool!
46:41Max literally matches me perfect.
46:45I literally didn't even think he was hot now.
46:47I'm like, you're so f***ing sick.
46:48Yeah, right?
46:49We're here for six weeks.
46:50Have fun, bro.
46:51Six can very much just be six.
46:53If that's what you're wanting.
46:54Clear communication.
46:55Which I like.
46:56Clear communication.
46:57Yeah.
46:58I feel like the drama starts now.
46:59We're here.
47:00Yeah!
47:01Ooh!
47:02Yeah!
47:03Ooh!
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05He had some.
47:06Everyone looks really hot tonight.
47:08We do it.
47:09Okay, guys.
47:10Hands up if you want an espresso martini.
47:12What's up?
47:13Me too.
47:14Seven espresso martinis, please.
47:17Okay.
47:18Okay.
47:19Okay.
47:20Okay.
47:21Isn't it cute?
47:22Look, someone took all these towels and they took a paper.
47:25Nice.
47:26Oh, it is very cute.
47:27I like how your brain wears.
47:29Perfect timing, sir.
47:31See you at the bottom.
47:34Yeah.
47:35Do you know what I do?
47:36I'm loved.
47:37I want to tell you.
47:38Before this goes any further, what I'm after is, like, just a bit of fun and stuff like that.
47:44Yeah.
47:45Not straight attached.
47:46That's good to know.
47:47But on the way, I can't hurt anyone.
47:49Like, I can't afford to hurt anyone.
47:50Listen.
47:51I have been so heartbroken.
47:53Nothing can cause us.
47:54You're an adult.
47:55I'm an adult.
47:56I'll be fine.
47:57Joe seems like he's aware of his reputation and he's, like, kind of giving me a warning.
48:01Don't go too far down the Joe rabbit hole, but I don't know.
48:05I'm just still curious to kind of explore Wonderland.
48:08Just gotta be careful, eh?
48:10Guys, I'm in a great mood.
48:12This is my first crew night out, like...
48:14Cheers!
48:15Will you do cheers, bud?
48:16Cheers!
48:17Cheers!
48:18Cheers!
48:19I just feel so, so grateful to be here.
48:22They're very heavy, heavy in here.
48:25Went to the garlic bread university, right?
48:27Uh-huh.
48:28You moisturize, and after you do this.
48:30Eh-lah.
48:31Wow!
48:32Eh-lah, mon ami.
48:33And then, the final touch.
48:34Try it.
48:37Mmm.
48:38Do you feel like you deepened your relationship?
48:40Yeah.
48:41I feel like it could be deeper, though.
48:43Yeah.
48:44Exactly.
48:45You going for a smokey-bokey?
48:46Nathan!
48:47Go on smokey-bokey.
48:48Does my hair look okay?
48:49Yeah.
48:50Yeah, yeah.
48:51Really, like, you're going to the gala.
48:53I'm classy.
48:54I love that.
48:55This is the best part of you.
48:56Because you're a bit, like, sassy,
48:57and sometimes you are classy.
48:58This is my idea.
48:59I try it.
49:00Max and I are just gravitating towards each other,
49:02and it feels like we're at our own separate table.
49:05I can feel this connection,
49:07and I can see how the night is going to unravel.
49:11Maybe my clothes.
49:12You look absolutely beautiful.
49:15That was so good!
49:17I'm going to .
49:18He's always going to pick up.
49:19He's always going to pick up.
49:20He's always going to pick up.
49:21Where is your objective steering you?
49:22Okay?
49:23Listen, I haven't got an objective.
49:24I've got no objective.
49:25I'm just a very open man,
49:26but when I speak to Victoria,
49:27it kind of changes.
49:28Because I do really feel that, like,
49:30she's into me or whatever.
49:31She is, 100%.
49:32Yeah.
49:33I can't hurt her, man.
49:34She's so cool.
49:35Yeah, so have that combo.
49:36I was trying to say one more time.
49:38Oh, and it just didn't.
49:39Nothing happened.
49:40I was speechless.
49:41Not very often does that happen to you, though.
49:43But I know.
49:44Where is this coming from?
49:45I just don't want to hurt the woman.
49:46That's it. End of story.
49:47Is that good?
49:48To be honest, I'm not ready for a relationship,
49:49but with this girl, she's a sweetheart,
49:51and I can see her meeting my mum and stuff like that,
49:54and I don't want to think that way.
49:55That's the battle.
49:56What am I going to do?
49:58Yeah, that is a problem.
49:59To nap it in the bud.
50:06Yeah, let's get wild, shall we?
50:14A rough child.
50:15Yeah.
50:16You had a rough time.
50:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:18Cap just came down on me big time, bro.
50:19Well, like, the team as well, they're complaining about
50:21to, like, take that every 20 minutes.
50:23Who gets two grand, bro, every two or three legs?
50:27The stress, like, and the pressure
50:29that's on my shoulders right now
50:31is absolutely through the roof.
50:34We need to get our focus back,
50:36trying to get that drive and determination
50:38just to do your job and not joke around and chat too much.
50:42It was, like, a thing that I've never been faced with before.
50:45We can't complain.
50:46Hey, that's why I'm about 18 hour days, mate.
50:49You're killing it, though, bro?
50:50Yeah, I'm really happy with how it's going.
50:52Mate, I want everyone to be like that.
50:54Yeah, not exactly.
50:55Aw.
50:56I'm sorry you're going to kick this tonight.
50:59Who are you going to kick?
51:01Do you lotion?
51:02Oh, you .
51:04Go in for the kill.
51:06You need to.
51:08Just so she backs off a little bit.
51:11Like, because he wants her to, I'm sure.
51:13I don't know if I'm going to be able to.
51:14No, trust me.
51:16His eyes are not fixated.
51:19What do you think about us?
51:21What do you think about this?
51:23Don't tell me.
51:24Do you think, like, this is reciprocated?
51:26Yeah, how do you think?
51:27I don't think I'm just in my head.
51:29You're stunning.
51:30Yeah.
51:31Have a good time.
51:32Okay.
51:33Just tell me what I owe.
51:35It's good.
51:36I can cover this.
51:37Let's go.
51:38Let's go.
51:39Let's go.
51:40Let's go.
51:41Let's go.
51:42Let's go.
51:43Let's go.
51:44Let's go.
51:45Let's go.
51:46I like him.
51:47Can I do?
51:48And Bill is bra.
51:49I wear bras.
51:50So, you think this could be an actual thing, hey?
51:52I don't know.
51:53We're obviously both into each other.
51:55But does he make you horny, maybe?
51:56Yeah!
51:58Okay.
51:59Oh, okay.
52:01Not princess like four.
52:02Right, bikinis on, swimsuits on.
52:04Come on, let's go.
52:06I'm going in the jacuzzi.
52:07You're not going?
52:08No.
52:09Enjoy, bro.
52:10Let's go in to jacuzzi, bro.
52:11I'm ready, bro.
52:12Yeah!
52:13Cathy!
52:14Let's go baby.
52:17Can you hold my watermelon please?
52:20It's so nice.
52:21Take care.
52:22No.
52:22No.
52:23No.
52:24No.
52:25No.
52:26No.
52:27No.
52:27No.
52:28No.
52:29No.
52:30No.
52:31No.
52:32No.
52:33No.
52:34No.
52:35No.
52:36No.
52:37No.
52:38No.
52:39No.
52:40No.
52:41No.
52:42No.
52:43No.
52:44No.
52:45No.
52:46No.
52:47I know.
52:48I know.
52:50Yeah.
52:51I'm utterly petrified, if I'm honest.
52:54You're serving so much.
52:55It's better.
52:56You know, like, you're actually, like, uh-uh.
52:59Listen.
53:00I know.
53:01Because I'm kind of getting to know this girl, I'm actually
53:03liking it.
53:04I only just met her.
53:05Because I've got some emotions in every direction.
53:08You know what I mean?
53:10Ugh.
53:11I'm confused.
53:12You said your ticket, though.
53:13You said your ticket, though.
53:14You said I'm gonna fight you.
53:15No, no, no, no.
53:16Make me feel this, like, you.
53:18No.
53:19Give me, uh, the pirate bottle, please.
53:21Yeah.
53:22Oh, .
53:23This is actually a moment.
53:27It's on a super yacht.
53:29That looks better.
53:30What the is going on?
53:32Oh, it's just a turn.
53:33No, it's not.
53:34It's not a turn.
53:35It's just out of her head.
53:36I don't know.
53:37What the?
53:38I don't know.
53:39What is this on?
53:40No, it's just a turn.
53:41No, it's not a turn.
53:43It's not a turn.
53:44It's just out of her head.
53:45I don't know.
53:46What the?
53:47No, no, no.
53:48I'm not sure.
53:49You know what you're going on, I'm not seeing what it is.
53:51I don't know.
53:52I don't know.
53:53I'm packed out.
53:54Oh?
53:55Oh?
53:57Because you made me feel like a one-hater.
53:59I'm gonna get all.
54:00I'm gonna get a bit too.
54:01Yeah, I'm gonna get a bit too.
54:03I'm gonna get a bit too.
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