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00:00If you want to achieve peace, you must prepare for war.
00:06If you want to achieve peace, never run out of suppositories. I mean it.
00:14Notification from the Kabuki Police Station Martial Arts First Division.
00:19The bank robbers who stole 500 grand have been on the run for two weeks already.
00:24It says right here, if these faces ring a bell, catch them.
00:28Don't they mean call 9-1-1?
00:31No, they're telling us to catch them. The reward is 10 grand.
00:42Well, they've probably already escaped to someplace far away.
00:46Time for work then!
00:58Ugh. Hiding into school was a good move since people won't expect us to be here.
01:05But two weeks is just too tough.
01:08And we've already run out of food.
01:10So what do we do, bro?
01:11What should we do, bro?
01:13Hmm. I think it's time for us to say goodbye to this school.
01:18We decree!
01:22Mr. Genpachi's...
01:24Zany class starts.
01:27Let's...
01:57Woah 飛び越えて
01:59オシャルポーズのままで落とし穴エアタイプ
02:04La la la... 聞こえてくる
02:07みんな楽しそうな歌声が
02:12La la la... La la la... 一緒に行こうぜ
02:16空に罰署が竜まる低落
02:20だからくざらぬ話延び続け
02:26騒げ 二度とない今日 華やかしげもなく大人になろう 桜風が吹くから 笑え 泥だらけでも 笑え 笑え いつだってそばに行くんだ
02:56クリキン弾をします
03:18Daddy tested one two three
03:22Finally, it's almost time for us to take our school trip!
03:28But I'm warning you, don't get too hyped about the trip!
03:33Hero has a history of probably 2,000 Dom Perignon!
03:38You can visit Kyoto's shrines and temples, or you can play Spin the Pottle!
03:42Gain knowledge you won't get from reading textbooks, and go on a date with a hostess from the bar!
03:48Your desire is showing, slipping out like subliminal messages!
03:51From the Discipline Committee, here's an important message to y'all!
03:58Stand up!
03:59You know who's participating?
04:02Here are the rules for the school trip!
04:05Number one, those who cause trouble for the teachers must commit harakiri!
04:13Repeat!
04:15One, those who cause trouble for the teachers must commit harakiri!
04:20Hey, this is supposed to be a fun high school anime, so don't bring in deadly rules like that!
04:24Two, those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:30Two, those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:36Three!
04:37Those who sneak into the room of the opposite sex must commit harakiri!
04:42Well, well, bank robbers, they really do have villainous faces!
04:48You should see your freakin' face before saying that about others!
04:51Hey!
04:52Don't talk to me that way!
04:53Just so you know, you have a villainous face too!
04:55Let's go this way!
04:56Idiot!
04:57Are you even listening?
04:58Huh?
05:00Ah!
05:01There's the top nine!
05:04Call the police!
05:05Oh!
05:06Pulls-eye!
05:07Whoop!
05:08I just thought of an excellent idea!
05:10Huh!
05:11Number seven!
05:12Those who use the pillow violently!
05:15Ah!
05:16A message from the principal to the teachers of this school!
05:19An urgent message to the teachers of this school!
05:22This is an emergency!
05:24The bank robbers who are on the run have broken into our school and are on the loo!
05:29What?
05:30What are these?
05:31Seriously?
05:32What the?
05:33Bank robbers!
05:34If any of you teachers catch these fugitives, Gintama High School will be known nationwide
05:39and our school rankings will shoot up with a bang!
05:42The number of students entering this school will increase dramatically, so it's a huge chance
05:46for us to thrive financially!
05:48Anyone who catches them can have ten grand!
05:51What?
05:52Ten grand?
05:54Come together we're fearless teachers!
05:57Time to activate!
06:08The school light!
06:23Limestone Barrier, engage!
06:31What the hell is this?
06:35A barrier?
06:41Schools these days can be scary.
06:43Hey, let's use safe passage!
06:45In your dreams!
06:50Mr. Genpachi, aren't you going too?
06:52Don't you want that 10 grand reward?
06:54Why would I even care about that dummy?
06:56Mr. Genpachi Sakata!
06:58Those robbers are near the best gate!
07:00You're the closest person to them right now!
07:02Just hurry up and move!
07:06Well, I mean, I am a teacher at a school now.
07:09If I was Genova job, sure I'd go.
07:11But a teacher stands no chance against robbers.
07:14I can understand and respect the difference in character settings between Gintama and Genpachi.
07:19I will fire you if you don't go!
07:21Okay, okay, fine, then I'll go.
07:27But in return, I'll be taking all the reward money myself.
07:31And let's just find somewhere to hide!
07:35Where can we hide in this school other than the boiler room?
07:39Can we hide inside the instrument lockers?
07:41We would never fit in there!
07:42Oh man, oh man.
07:43Am I the first one to find you guys?
07:45Hi there.
07:46What should we do, bro?
07:47What do we do, bro?
07:48What do we do, bro?
07:49What do we do?
07:50What do we do?
07:51What do we do, bro?
07:52What do we do?
07:53Will you two just calm the hell down?
07:55I mean, look at you all.
07:57If you're gonna be robbers, choose a hairstyle that won't make you stand out.
08:00A top knot, really?
08:02Don't make fun of our top knots!
08:04Yeah!
08:05What's wrong with them?
08:06He's right!
08:07You'd actually think it's cool after a while!
08:09Fine, then at least one of you should do something different.
08:11Why not put a sausage on your head instead of a top knot?
08:13What the hell are you saying?!
08:15Villain like a villain, huh?
08:21So sorry to get in your way, Mr. Kenpachi.
08:23But the ten grand is all mine.
08:26Before you claim it, can you truly win?
08:29There's three of them, you know?
08:30Hush!
08:31I may just be a high school teacher in this anime,
08:34but in the Gintama anime, I'm called the God of Light.
08:38It won't take any time to defeat these little robbers.
08:43Yeah, you're a ninja in the Gintama anime, but now...
08:47Are those things suppositories?
08:50No, of course not!
08:51They're obviously Chalkman Chalk!
08:52Let over it, bros!
08:55I won't let you!
08:59That'll never work!
09:00I thought teachers were a piece of shit when I was in eighth grade,
09:03and I was right about that!
09:05The Chalk is just a decoy!
09:10I got you, robbers!
09:13You're an idiot. A huge idiot.
09:18Now's what's up, run!
09:19Oh, oh, oh...
09:33You're an idiot. A huge idiot.
09:35Now it's time to run!
09:37Guys, let's hide in here for a second!
09:39Good idiot!
09:41Oh, shit! Who the hell was that crazy teacher?
09:46Let's get out of here fast!
09:48Just where do you think you're going?
09:50Hey! Wait up, you bastard!
09:52Ha!
09:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:54Sorry, Kinbachi, but the ten grand reward will be mine!
10:00Hey, old man, what the hell is that box?
10:02Ha! This here is my latest weapon!
10:05Listen up, you know this guy called Bill Phi or Bill Y?
10:09You've probably seen him perform science experiments on TV.
10:12There's a hole in a box, and you hit the side,
10:15and a donut-shaped blast of air comes out.
10:17It's exactly like a homemade air cannon!
10:19Oh, yeah, I've seen it!
10:21A donut-shaped puff of smoke comes shooting out of the box!
10:24Oh, yeah! I've seen it, too!
10:26You've watched that show with us, remember?
10:27Oh, yeah, I do!
10:28Ha-ha-ha!
10:29And what's more, this is the improved version of that box!
10:32If you get directly hit by the mass of air that shoots out,
10:36you'll be blasted ten yards away!
10:38No, it might be more like twelve yards.
10:40Or it actually might be close to nine yards!
10:42Who cares, old man? What's with the details?
10:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:46Now, get a taste of my air cannon!
10:58What the hell are you trying to do, old fart?
11:01The hole in the box was facing you!
11:03I guess it was a trap, then.
11:05I never expected that.
11:07Damn.
11:08It wasn't a trap!
11:09You just had the hole facing the wrong way, idiot!
11:14I have no choice.
11:16All right!
11:17Get a taste of my Gallic Gun!
11:28What's this?
11:29By the way, soy sauce shoots out in the second shot!
11:34Why the hell would you need to shoot soy sauce?
11:36By the way, soy sauce is also the fourth shot!
11:38Soy what?
11:39I'm soy fed up with you, I swear!
11:41Take that!
11:42We're lucky they're so dumb!
11:45Oh!
11:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:01I got lost in the corridor, so I had no idea!
12:04But looks like the bank robbers who stole 500 grand are actually in our school!
12:07How brave of them!
12:08Right, Kintoki?
12:09Right, Kintoki?
12:12When the heck are you going to remember my name correctly?
12:15And I'm Kintoki now, so you're not even close to right.
12:18Anyway, help me.
12:20Let's attack from both sides.
12:22Well then, how about this?
12:24I'll buy that bag off you for 600 grand.
12:27You guys will then leave that bag here and get out of this school.
12:31What do you think?
12:32You want to buy this bag for 600 grand?
12:35What does he mean by that?
12:36And exactly what's in it for you?
12:38I just want you to leave this school without doing any more harm.
12:41Okay, I'll explain for you.
12:44You see, here is 100 grand.
12:46So that means here is 600 grand in total.
12:49Now do you follow?
12:51Um, uh, yeah.
12:53And what I'll do is this.
12:54I'll buy that bag for 600 grand from you guys.
12:57Are you guys still following me?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Okay then, so the rest is really very simple.
13:04I'll take the bag I bought from you.
13:06And you leave with this 100 grand.
13:10That's how this will work.
13:11Huh?
13:12Oh.
13:13No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:14Something's fishy.
13:15Something fishy is going on.
13:17I don't know why, but it kind of feels like we're really being ripped off here.
13:20Don't tell me.
13:21You guys can't even do simple math like this.
13:23I got an idea.
13:25Maybe you should all start over for middle school.
13:28Okay, now tell me the formula for the surface area of a sphere.
13:32A sphere?
13:33The formula?
13:35Like spears for stabbing?
13:38It's been a million years since compulsory education began.
13:42Therefore, there's absolutely nothing more deplorable than this.
13:45Enough is enough.
13:46Kentucky, tell them the right answer.
13:48Huh?
13:49What?
13:49Why me?
13:50No, you say it.
13:51You're the one who quizzed them.
13:53Oh, yeah?
13:54Could it be that you don't know the right answer?
13:56What?
13:57Of course I know it.
13:58I mean, of course.
14:00It's like when I was learning about spheres, I had to move because of my dad's job.
14:05So, like, I happened to miss that part of class.
14:07King Kentucky, I'm afraid that you're a really bad liar.
14:13So, what's the answer?
14:17Moving on to the second question.
14:19Hey!
14:19You don't know it either!
14:21Four pi r squared is right.
14:23Mr. Gimpachi, I'll give you props for cornering these robbers here.
14:40But, I'll take everything from here.
14:45This is for you, robbers!
14:48You, those bastards, won't get away with this!
14:50Now that I'm here, I'm going to punch and kick and beat the grip of y'all in a flash!
14:55And if y'all like that, you should just give up!
14:58It's time to say sorry and surrender!
15:01Oh, the feedback!
15:03You don't need a megaphone!
15:04Your voice is loud enough!
15:09The Monsantara Bazooka, portable time!
15:14Hey, that's going too far!
15:16This show's supposed to be a high school anime!
15:18A high school anime?
15:19Hey, an old man like me just can't keep up with the times!
15:22Not cute at all!
15:23Learn from old man Haraga!
15:24He stayed in character until the end!
15:27Huh, this is my daytime bazooka!
15:29At night, I'll use my bazooka down there!
15:32Aw, this old geezer's the worst!
15:33Now he's cracking dirty jokes!
15:35Hey, hold on!
15:36Wait a second!
15:37You know you're aiming that thing at me, too, right?
15:40Oh, don't you worry about that!
15:42Kaboom!
15:44So that's how you actually use it!
15:46Big!
15:47Big!
15:53Now's our chance to run!
15:56Oh, crap!
16:00Hey, wait, you bastards!
16:03A bazooka?
16:04Don't make me laugh.
16:05A flower that blooms on the ground should always fight by the ground rules.
16:11Sukiya?
16:15I'm counting on you. You would never break out of character, right?
16:18Of course not. I'll be faithful to my role as a health education teacher all the way and fight.
16:26Huh?
16:27When adolescence first begins, sex hormones are actively produced in the body.
16:32For girls, their breasts start to develop.
16:35Their bodies begin to have rounder figures, forming a feminine outline, with a narrow waist and wide hips.
16:44Hey, just what the hell is this? What are you teaching them?
16:48Just look at them. Those robbers are all fidgety and forgetting to run away.
16:53Is that some low-key attack or what? What are you going to do next?
16:58Matsudaira Bazooka, portable type!
17:02After all that, you're doing the same attack!
17:04Quit swinging that thing around and off!
17:16What are you doing?
17:18Huh?
17:20What the hell is wrong with this school?
17:24What do we do, bro?
17:25Damn it! We only have one choice!
17:31How long do you think we're going to have to stay here?
17:35Just solved this damn issue already.
17:40Hey! It's those guys!
17:42The top knots from the poster!
17:45Bank robbers?
17:46I don't know that guy!
17:46I don't know that guy!
17:48Everybody freeze!
17:51I think it's about time to hijack this school and take hostages!
17:59Hey, hey, hey!
18:01Doug, look! What do we do?
18:02Hey, hey, hey, hey!
18:03Stop freaking out, you people!
18:06Jeez, you guys had to choose this school of all places.
18:10Huh?
18:11Mr. Genpachi!
18:13Mr. Genpachi!
18:15Well, you're one persistent bastard!
18:18If you make one wrong move, I'll hurt your cute little students!
18:22Oh, yeah?
18:23You know, I have to admit, you're actually pretty good at playing the villain type.
18:27I thought you guys were just some clumsy old geezers.
18:32And Mr. Genpachi!
18:34You shouldn't promote them!
18:35If anything happens to the students, we're not just getting into the pump for the high school ranking goodbyes!
18:42So I shouldn't provoke them?
18:44Really, Principal?
18:45You're the one who's been telling us to catch these bastards.
18:48And now you're telling me to go soft on them?
18:50Come on!
18:51Hey, rappers!
18:54What is your request from us?
18:56Bring us a car so we can escape this place!
18:59And I want you to deactivate that weird barrier right away!
19:03Okay!
19:04Ryo!
19:06Obey my orders immediately!
19:08D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
19:10Sorry about that!
19:11But please wait, I'll do it now!
19:13Thank me, I'll quit!
19:14Don't g-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
19:26They took our students as hostages, and on top of that, if you prepare a getaway car for them,
19:30we'd end up getting first place as the worst high school ever.
19:36It's all over for you three idiots.
19:40The main character, everyone's hero,
19:43Genpachi won't let you get away!
19:53Don't make me laugh!
19:55What the hell can a bastard like you do in a situation like this?
19:58You see how many students there are?
20:00Even if I close my eyes and shoot,
20:03I'll be sure to hit someone.
20:08You're not shooting anyone.
20:12Mr. Genpachi,
20:14you're not bluffing, are you?
20:16Tell me you aren't.
20:18Oh, Kagura,
20:19I saw Shinpachi secretly eating your pickled seaweed.
20:22What?
20:23Damn you, Shinpachi!
20:24I told you not to move!
20:26I can't see!
20:39I can't see!
20:43I can't see!
20:50I can't see!
20:51I can't see!
20:52Okay, now freeze, you damn gangsters.
21:05Just give up and turn yourselves in.
21:07Number eight!
21:10Those who disrupt discipline by the hairstyles must commit harakiri!
21:14We're so sorry!
21:20You're amazing, Mr. Genpachi!
21:21Yeah, way to go, Mr. Genpachi!
21:23Good job, Mr. Genpachi's class!
21:32Oh man, I couldn't be happier to actually notice that.
21:35Ah, so like, those robbers, they got arrested, and I kinda got hyped up.
21:46You used up the money?
21:47All ten grand?
21:49All of it?
21:50Mm-hmm.
21:51Yeah, so like, I'm sorry.
21:54Screw you, Principal!
21:56Goal!
21:57Daaah!
21:59Daaah!
22:00Daaah!
22:01Daaah!
22:02Daaah!
22:05Daaah!
22:10Daaah!
22:11Daaah!
22:13Chime no oto hibikku loo ka
22:19Tobira no saki de mi cけ ta
22:24真剣な顔で汗拭ってた姿に
22:31目が離ってない
22:35不甲斐ない僕には君以外いないよって
22:41夢中で追いかけていたんだ
22:47風吹く始まりの合図が鳴る
22:54いつまでもこのまま夢を見させて
22:59いつの日にか大人になる前にさ
23:05この日が全体のピンゴ 愛されちゃった
23:10だから息を切らして 抱える胸焦がして
23:16走れはかさきへ 僕らならどこまでも
23:25僕らならどこまでも
23:46僕らなら誰かを見つけたら
23:54僕らは何のことができたら
23:55僕らは何のことができたら
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