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00:00If you like this AFV appetizer, you'll love the main course.
00:05Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Let's do this, y'all.
00:43Come on, baby, baby.
00:45Welcome, welcome.
00:46Hello, hello, hello.
00:48Hello.
00:49Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:51a show that the title spells out exactly what you're gonna get.
00:55We're like one of those restaurants that has a type of food in the name.
00:58And just as you wouldn't go to a place called Pasta Paradise for sushi,
01:03you wouldn't tune into America's Funniest Videos
01:05for photos of the most depressing skateboard crashes in Switzerland.
01:09Anyway, uh, here are today's specials.
01:14On rare occasions, the hitter makes an error.
01:17This guy's a nut.
01:32Or at least the squirrel thinks so.
01:36I like cookies blank milk.
01:47I like cookies at milk.
01:50I like cookies and milk.
01:53I like cookies butt milk.
01:55Or I like cookies...
01:56Butt milk!
01:59They're being recorded.
02:01Butt milk!
02:02Butt milk!
02:03Butt milk!
02:04Butt milk!
02:05Butt milk!
02:06Butt milk!
02:08Butt milk!
02:09I'm going to get out of Steve, so I just heard the garage open.
02:19He's just arriving.
02:20They moved to a two-story house just so she could pull this prank on him.
02:32Hey, hun?
02:33Oh my god, are you okay?
02:38How do you know when you've overstuffed your trash bag?
02:56Why, what do you see?
02:58T-Rex.
02:59Where?
03:00T-Rex!
03:01Hmm.
03:02T-Rex's look a lot bigger in the movies.
03:04Roar in me, roar.
03:05Roar, a bunch of roar.
03:06Roar!
03:07Roar!
03:08Roar!
03:09Roar!
03:10Roar!
03:11Roar!
03:12Roar!
03:13Oh my gosh, I'm scared.
03:15Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
03:19Oh, three.
03:20Okay, one, two, three.
03:29It's a girl!
03:31That is...
03:32That is pink.
03:33That is blue right there.
03:34This blue right there.
03:35This blue right there.
03:36This gender reveal reveals that this little boy is in a state of denial.
03:41Hmm.
03:42Wait a minute.
03:43Is there...
03:44I think that's...
03:45Wait a minute.
03:46Is there...
03:47Is there...
03:48I think that's...
03:49That's not really good.
03:50It's me again!
03:51Oh, we could try and get him on the line, but I don't think it's gonna change.
03:55One of our most popular segments is Dog Park.
04:04I mean, we could switch it up and call it Pooch Palace or The Barking Lot, and it would be just as great, but then we'd have to change the graphic and it would be a whole to-do, because as great as our graphic designer Patrick is, he has enough on his plate.
04:18It's time to go to the dog park.
04:25Did you do this?
04:27Huh?
04:28Did you open the window and let the chicken in?
04:32What's the problem?
04:34He heard you wanted chicken for dinner and was trying to help.
04:46Talk about creative differences.
04:48The lead singer insists on singing from the next room.
04:52If you won't give him a bath, he'll just give himself a bath.
05:10This explains last month's water bill.
05:25Hope he knows how to turn it off.
05:29Well, I'd do the same thing if an Alfonso statue took my toy.
05:37I don't know if he's scared of that sculpture or if he just thinks it's tech.
05:48Look at this horse.
05:50When this dog runs out of water,
05:52he takes matters into his own paws.
05:59He does this so he doesn't have to hear you tell the story about the one that got away.
06:04Oh, God.
06:07Oh, God.
06:09Oh, this poor fish.
06:13Spoiler up.
06:14Got the spoiler up.
06:17Spoiler's up.
06:19Fat dog.
06:20This next montage is dedicated to work.
06:29Okay, I know a bunch of you just shuddered at the thought of going back to work tomorrow.
06:33Well, as bad as your work date might be, here's some people to remind you it could always be worse.
06:39And if it is, please send me the video.
06:44Wake up at crack the dome.
06:47Slip my old work boots on.
06:51Cock the coffee and I'm ready to roll.
06:54Grab my keys, head out the door.
06:57I do what I got to do to just maintain.
07:01Tomorrow I'll do it again.
07:02And I don't complain.
07:03But I ain't no workin' still.
07:04Cause I get my own fun shift to shift.
07:05And I do my best each and every day.
07:06Cause I gotta push, gotta make that big.
07:08I ain't no workin' still.
07:09Cause I love it all.
07:10Do you catch my drift?
07:11Cause I always know that it's what I got to do.
07:12I ain't no workin' still.
07:13Cause I love it all.
07:14Do you catch my drift?
07:15Cause I always know that it's what it is.
07:32I got to make my way, but I ain't no workin' still.
07:39I ain't no workin' still.
07:45Get my whole up and save the shit.
07:52I ain't no workin' still.
07:58I ain't no workin' still.
08:02I ain't no workin' still.
08:05I ain't no workin' still.
08:06Hey, wanna see your funny video on TV?
08:09Just upload it to AFV.com.
08:14My father once told me,
08:24it's better to work smart than to work hard.
08:27Good advice.
08:28But the boneheads in these next videos
08:30had dads who gave them the advice
08:32work hard at not being smart.
08:34Yeah, I should have my dad talk to their dads.
08:39It's a slip and slide.
08:43And a slip and high.
08:45This is the closest they'll ever come
08:49to front row seats to a bowl game.
08:54You okay?
08:55Yep, I am. It's holiday.
08:57Right?
08:58Oh!
08:59Is it a snack?
09:02This?
09:03You got to talk about this?
09:04Yeah.
09:06You're lyin'.
09:07You're lyin'.
09:08You're lyin'.
09:09Yeah, what is that?
09:10Yeah, what is it?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13What?
09:14It's not a snack.
09:15It's not a snack.
09:16It's not a snack.
09:17What is it?
09:18What is it?
09:19What is it?
09:20They should call animal control.
09:21What is it?
09:22What is it?
09:23What is it?
09:24What is it?
09:25They should call animal control.
09:26What is it?
09:27What is it?
09:28Or their hairdresser.
09:29What is it?
09:30Somebody's ponytail.
09:31What's somebody's ponytail?
09:32What's somebody's ponytail?
09:33What?
09:34What?
09:35Jeannie, it's your hair.
09:37Oh!
09:38I am telling this to AF me.
09:40This dance team needs a new choreographer.
09:47Yes!
09:55Hey, they're not gonna get you.
09:57You're okay.
09:58They're not gonna get you, says the lady a good 30 feet away.
10:02Dan, you can't be scared.
10:04They can sense it.
10:05What?
10:06They can sense it?
10:07Yeah.
10:08They're not attacking me.
10:11They're angry.
10:12Oh, my gosh.
10:13They're all swarming out.
10:15They're all over you, Dad.
10:18There's like 200 on you.
10:20There's probably like 300 on you.
10:23300?
10:25Oh, my God.
10:28They're all out.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30I'm gonna start running.
10:31Oh!
10:32Oh!
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:36They're learning that bee removal isn't just some hobby you pursue on the weekends.
10:40Don't be closer to me!
10:41Ah!
10:42Get off me!
10:43Get off me!
10:44Get off!
10:45Get off!
10:46Get off!
10:47Get off!
10:48Oh!
10:49It's so old!
10:50No!
10:51No!
10:52No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
10:55No!
10:56With three golfers, the chance of a slice...
10:58Oh!
10:59Oh!
11:00...is thrice.
11:06I videotaped the ball coming right at me.
11:09He's not good on his feet.
11:13But he's good with the ad-libs.
11:15Mom, you gotta watch the camera footage.
11:27It's time for Spoke Too Soon, where we show videos of people who say stuff and are immediately
11:32proven wrong.
11:33I would love to elaborate, but I'm afraid to accidentally say something incorrect and then
11:38I'll end up in the next Spoke Too Soon package and we don't want that.
11:43Or at least, I don't want that.
11:47So what are we having for lunch today?
11:49Um, the new thing.
11:54Cancel that.
11:58Aw, baby.
12:00Aw, what's that?
12:05Ew!
12:06Is it going to rain tonight?
12:18No rain is expected tonight.
12:24Yep.
12:25Easy.
12:31Easy.
12:32Easy.
12:36No, it's okay.
12:40It's okay.
12:44Luckily, Dad can spot a Spoke Too Soon from a mile away.
12:49I can't believe it.
12:50I can't believe it.
12:51Oh, my goodness!
12:52I've got it!
12:53Oh, no!
12:54He can't fly!
12:55Good!
12:56Putting the final ones on.
13:09The final ones on!
13:21The last one!
13:22Many restaurants have a senior citizen discount so that older folks can save a few bucks.
13:35Well, I'm proud to say that AFV now offers a senior citizen discount so that anyone 65 and up can upload their video to our show for free!
13:43Okay, yes, it was always free, but when seniors hear the word discount, they'll be on it like gravy on a biscuit.
13:53Which they can also get a discount on depending on the restaurant.
13:56Behind every clumsy man is an overly critical wife.
14:04What are you doing?
14:09Are you okay?
14:12It's in jeans!
14:14Look what shoes he's wearing.
14:16Hey!
14:17Hey!
14:19Two!
14:20One!
14:21Three!
14:22Bapoon!
14:24A monkey!
14:25Don't play the words, mother, please!
14:27If you don't play the words, it's an animal.
14:30It's a...
14:31It's a cat!
14:32This game has one rule.
14:34Don't say the word.
14:35Bobcat!
14:37What?
14:38Is that the real thing?
14:39Bobcat?
14:40My mom don't say it!
14:42But grandma never plays by the rules.
14:44Water!
14:45In the water?
14:46Alligator?
14:48Don't say the words!
14:49Don't say the words!
14:50Is it in the water?
14:52Well, I think it's in the water.
14:54Crocodile!
14:59Correct!
15:00Chimpanzee!
15:01Mother, you don't say the word we told you!
15:04Well, at least she can still read without her glasses.
15:06Well, I got no one else to say.
15:08Hair! Hair!
15:10Well, don't say nothing.
15:13Weasel!
15:14Weasel!
15:15No!
15:16Don't say the words!
15:18Correct!
15:19Look at it!
15:20Don't say nothing!
15:24I can't say nothing!
15:34Wait!
15:35That's my car!
15:36He called shotgun.
15:37He didn't care which car!
15:38Sure!
15:39That car is it!
15:40Let me get my version.
15:41I found the version.
15:42Yours, I found my back in the back.
15:45He called shotgun.
15:48He didn't care which car.
15:53Sure.
15:54Let me get my version.
15:56I found my version.
15:58Yours is about my baggy night.
16:01I don't know what the age limit for LeapFrog is.
16:07But they're past it.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:10Are you okay?
16:11Yes.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:15What happened?
16:21I'm going to show you the rocket.
16:25Where?
16:27What in the glass?
16:28Oh, my God.
16:30What's that door?
16:33That's a pretty impressive rocket.
16:36But check out this turbo booster.
16:38I never shoot him up there.
16:40Is that a rocket?
16:41Wait.
16:50When you have a problem, it's good to seek advice from someone who's had the same problem.
17:02But what if you have a problem that's so unusual, no one's ever had it before?
17:06Well, I'm afraid you're on your own.
17:08But it's pretty cool that you have a problem so weird
17:11that nobody else has ever had it before, right?
17:14Right?
17:19It's hard to lose the baby weight
17:21when the baby won't let you exercise.
17:28So hot enough.
17:32He may be a house mouse,
17:33but he still likes to go outside and explore.
17:52There are downsides to being the cool neighbor.
17:58I decided to stay here until I was 18.
18:02You're going to stay here until you're 18?
18:04Yep.
18:04Are you serious?
18:06Yep.
18:07All right, well, um...
18:09This is too many clothes.
18:10Okay.
18:13She's spreading the ashes of someone
18:15who wanted to pull one last prank.
18:17Jessie.
18:19Jessie.
18:20Jessie.
18:22Jessie.
18:23You've got Barry on you.
18:27Jessie.
18:32She's tossing him his keys after borrowing his car.
18:36Can you get him all the way to me?
18:40Now she can borrow his ladder.
18:42This dog is crazy.
18:49He has to hold someone's hand
18:51or else he freaks out in the car.
18:53Okay?
18:53See?
18:54Now watch.
18:55Give him a break.
19:02He was born to pull a sled,
19:03not sit in the back seat of a sedan.
19:05What in the world?
19:09They think there are mice behind those shutters,
19:11but compared to what's really there,
19:14mice would be nice.
19:15Oh, my God!
19:18All right, just got done hanging a mirror,
19:23perfect height.
19:24She told me to hang it where, you know...
19:28In the middle.
19:28In the middle.
19:29So I hung it in the middle.
19:31And I forgot.
19:33You're 6'8".
19:34Lower it!
19:44Join me as I view life
19:46through the prism of unbridled optimism.
19:51Don't be such a gloomy Gus.
19:53It's time to look on the bright side.
19:58Look on the bright side.
19:59Now, maybe you'll finally get
20:01those overtime hours
20:02you've been asking for.
20:14Here's the good news.
20:15You may live near scary forest creatures,
20:18but at least they respect your privacy.
20:21Hey, Mr. Bear,
20:23can you close the door for me?
20:25Think of it this way.
20:40Not having to comb your hair
20:41gives you more time
20:42to hang out with your kids.
20:50Cheer up.
20:51At least no one will ever ask
20:52to borrow your phone.
20:55All right, asshole.
20:57Hey!
20:59I hope we've set you right
21:06by showing you that things
21:07can be bright.
21:12It's time for AFV's Winner's Circle,
21:15where we salute winners
21:16from years past,
21:18proving that the best part
21:19of winning isn't the money,
21:20is being able to brag
21:21about the money
21:22for many years to come.
21:24It's time to have a blast
21:26with some big winners
21:27from AFV's past.
21:34Hey, baby, come here.
21:38I got that thing
21:39stuck in my finger.
21:40Oh, my gosh!
21:42Done!
21:45Come on, son.
21:46You're gonna have to go...
21:49Is it in your bone?
21:50Pull it out, baby!
21:52Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:53Here, wait a minute,
21:54wait a minute, wait a minute.
21:55John, let me go get Steve.
21:56No, wait a minute.
21:57I can't do it.
21:58Cut it right here.
22:00Some owls say,
22:09who, who.
22:11This one says,
22:12you, too.
22:13I'm trying to simulate labor.
22:23I'm so nervous right now.
22:25Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:27Stop!
22:27Oh, my gosh!
22:28Oh, my gosh!
22:29They're simulating labor pains.
22:31Oh, my gosh!
22:31Oh!
22:32Oh!
22:32Oh, my God!
22:34No!
22:35Oh, stop!
22:36I don't know who gave birth
22:37to this idea,
22:38but, oh, baby,
22:39I like it.
22:41Can I have the girl?
22:43I might pay my pants.
22:44Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:47He's starting to understand
22:49that they call it labor
22:50because it's a heck of a lot of work.
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54Oh!
22:55Oh!
22:57It's as much like that, right?
22:59After he's done with this,
23:00he's going to call his mom
23:01and apologize for 35 years
23:03of mediocre Mother's Day gifts.
23:05Oh!
23:05Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:11I had a baby!
23:14I think I put my pants.
23:16Oh, man.
23:17It's a boy.
23:19It is?
23:19We did it!
23:21Let's circle back next week
23:23for another Inner Circle.
23:24TV is so weird these days.
23:38There's a bazillion shows
23:40on a million streaming services,
23:41but when you find a show you like,
23:43it's only, like, six episodes,
23:44and then you have no idea
23:46when the next season's coming out
23:47if there even is one.
23:49That's what's so great about AFV.
23:51We're here every week,
23:52and there's no cliffhangers.
23:53I mean, there might be
23:54some guy named Cliff
23:55slipping on a plastic hanger,
23:57but that's about it.
23:59Nanny, I'm the best
24:00at rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
24:01No doubt.
24:02I could be the machine.
24:03Look, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
24:06Dang it, he won.
24:09Hello there, friend.
24:10Look at you, all pretty.
24:11She gets the snake to move,
24:13just not where she wants it to go.
24:16Here I go.
24:18Go, snake goo.
24:19Oh, no, no, no, not in the house.
24:20Really? Seriously?
24:21Ah.
24:23Mommy!
24:28Mommy!
24:29She can't see Mommy.
24:30Mommy!
24:30You know who else she can't see?
24:32Mommy!
24:33John Cena!
24:35John Cena!
24:38Mama, get me John Cena!
24:41John Cena!
24:42John Cena!
24:46Lava boards are hard enough
24:47when your eyes aren't covered.
24:52Junior, are you okay?
24:59Taking out the recycling
25:00helps recycle an old back injury.
25:06Time for the talk.
25:08He's like a baby.
25:18Squat down.
25:19You gotta squat down real far
25:20and then just back up
25:22and then jump up into it.
25:25When your dad's a fireman,
25:26you make your own water park.
25:29Yeah!
25:31There it is.
25:32Saved by the TV tray.
25:43The spinning teacups ride
25:45isn't for everyone.
25:50This chicken's check-in
25:56on her seed delivery.
25:58Save my food and stuff.
25:59Don't do it.
26:00I'll steal.
26:02Don't do it.
26:03Don't.
26:03Don't.
26:04Don't.
26:05Don't.
26:05Don't.
26:05Ah!
26:07Ah, no!
26:08Oh, my!
26:12You don't have any head there?
26:14I get it.
26:15It'd be a fun experience.
26:17I always wanted to be around
26:17the chicken.
26:23Cats are finicky.
26:24They're finicky about their food,
26:25about who they let pet them
26:27and what show they appear on.
26:29Luckily, AFV is one of them,
26:30which has me feline pretty good.
26:35That's a pretty expensive cat toy.
26:42Some cats are afraid
26:43you'll run out of catnip.
26:45These two are afraid
26:46you'll run out of ink.
26:47curiosity didn't kill the cat,
26:58but it did almost ruin dinner.
27:07Bro!
27:08What?
27:08Bro.
27:10What did you do?
27:12That was served.
27:13where are you?
27:19I can't tell if he's thankful
27:20you found his happy spot
27:22or angry about it.
27:30A good thing about having outdoor cats
27:35they could scare away outdoor bears
27:41you could have avoided this if you had just taken bruiser to the state fair and let him
27:55buy his own corn dog at this point do you really want it back
28:05oh finally a way to get kittens to walk slower
28:17I love the New York Giants yes I do you know there's a few people around here that don't like
28:26his pets clearly a fan of the Panthers or the Bengals you know because both teams are named
28:31after cats everybody don't like the Giants you just let me know
28:36for kids losing their baby teeth is a rite of passage some people let nature take its course
28:50while others like to give their teeth pulling a little pizzazz so here's some creative yanks
28:55worthy of your thanks
29:02three two one
29:27one two three
29:41can he do it
29:55do you have a funny video worth $20,000 what are you waiting for upload it to afv.com
30:20hey Alfonso
30:30hey Alfonso we want to see more baby videos
30:38okay paisley blake and junie you want to see more baby videos well how could I say no to that
30:46you little thing ready kiddo see daddy can't get this thing up kids outsmarting their parents seems
30:55like it's starting earlier and earlier come on really
30:59she's doing her impression of what she'll look like when her teeth come in
31:08new dad's been dadding so much he dads in his sleep
31:26it's hard to tell twin babies apart especially when you're practically a baby yourself
31:35I've got it oh my god how do you play in French and guys all she's good watching dad and it's fun
31:45especially when you're practically a baby yourself.
31:56Baby's first steps? So what?
32:01But baby's first trust fall? Now that's impressive.
32:10A baby's belly doesn't hold that much,
32:13but it holds way more than you want.
32:15It happened. Hold on.
32:17Let me see what this looks like.
32:20Oh, no.
32:25You know what the world needs now?
32:33A guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door.
32:36I hope you've enjoyed a guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door.
32:48Why is nobody happy with what they have?
32:54Case in point, products that make straight hair curly are a billion-dollar business,
32:59and products that make curly hair straight are also a billion-dollar business.
33:03I think the only people who are truly happy in life are the ones who watch funny videos,
33:08regardless of whether the people in the videos have curly hair, straight hair, or no hair at all.
33:13That's a truck carrying a truck that's carrying a truck that's pulling a truck that, wait for it, has a pickup truck coming out of the back.
33:23Is this where baby trucks come from?
33:25A truck inside the pickup truck.
33:33You don't see this every day, and you're not going to see it any day at my house.
33:38I've heard of Australian Rules Football. I didn't know they had Australian Rules Basketball.
33:49This is insane. How is nobody calling Double Dribble on that kid?
34:03Most guys his age give up bike riding for pickleball.
34:05And now, you see why.
34:17Okay, there's two bucks outside my tree stand.
34:21They're fighting.
34:35He turns the turtle around because he doesn't want it to see him pee.
34:40The whole cul-de-sac's free to watch, but he draws the line at stuffed reptiles.
34:50A much-needed break.
34:52Interrupted by a much-unneeded break.
34:54I can't believe he's doing this.
35:07You know, without putting down a coat of primer first.
35:11Do you know a silly senior citizen?
35:32Someone from the greatest generation who's as funny as they are old?
35:35Great, because seniors aren't just our respected elders.
35:39They're also tonight's assignment America.
35:41Yes, we want to see overactive octogenarians on the air again.
35:45Jess, tell them more.
35:46Seniors, come out of retirement.
35:49We want to see grannies falling on their fannies and pawpaws dropping the coleslaw.
35:53The video of your golden-ager who acts like a teenager might even win 20 or 100 grand.
35:58Just upload the video to AFV.com.
36:00For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
36:03Nothing excites us more than our version of senioritis.
36:06We've seen lots of videos, the show's almost done, but hey, there's a contest.
36:18Let's find out who's won.
36:19Time to meet our finalists.
36:21First up, brother or sister, let's ask the cake.
36:23But when the cake's the wrong color, it must be a mistake.
36:26It's gender reveal redo sent in by Alicia Neubauer from Birth Hole, North Dakota.
36:32It's a girl!
36:33That is... that is pink.
36:39Oh, did it blow right there? Did it blow right there?
36:42This gender reveal reveals that this little boy is in a state of denial.
36:46Hmm.
36:48I didn't... wait a minute. Is there... I think that's...
36:52That's not really good. Let's try again!
36:55Joining us are Alicia, Shelby, Jackson, Nellie, and Travis.
36:59Now, first of all, we want to wish Jackson a very happy ninth birthday.
37:03And we appreciate you letting us be a part of it.
37:07Now, Jackson, you didn't get the brother you were hoping for, but what do you think of your new baby sister, Nellie?
37:14Great. Great.
37:16Great. Okay. All right, great.
37:18Well, you know, listen, family is all that matters, okay?
37:21Well, family and cake, of course.
37:23Got to love some cake. All right, good luck, y'all.
37:31Next up, there's something slithering, but don't be afraid. It's less of a reptile and more of a braid.
37:36It's hairy snake mistake sent in by Chelsea Malvoe from Houston, Texas.
37:43Is it a snake?
37:45What is it?
37:47What is it?
37:48They should call Animal Control.
37:50What is it?
37:50Or their hairdresser.
37:52What is it?
37:54Somebody's ponytail.
37:55What's somebody's ponytail?
37:58Jeannie, it's your hair.
38:00I am sitting next to AFB.
38:04Joining us are Chelsea, Aaliyah, and Daryl.
38:07Now, Aaliyah, you discovered this snake in your garage.
38:10Now, on a scale from one to Indiana Jones, how afraid of snakes are you?
38:16Ten.
38:18You know, I'm afraid of snakes, too, so I'm with you.
38:21And, Daryl, when you were recruited to help, what made you realize what the snake really was?
38:27I had to get a little closer to just zoom in on it before I could see the curl pattern was not a snake.
38:36Well, listen, if I ever have a snake in my garage, I know who to call, player.
38:41All right, all right.
38:43Good luck, y'all.
38:46And finally, when it's time for bed and Mom won't come when you call, maybe there's a pro wrestler just down the hall.
38:53It's Clamoring for a Champion sent in by Jen Wicker from Arlington Heights, Illinois.
39:01She can't see Mommy.
39:03You know who else she can't see?
39:04All right, John Cena!
39:08John Cena!
39:10Mama, get me John Cena!
39:14Joining us are Jen Sloan, Gary Grayson, and Declan.
39:18So, Sloan, you are a little older now.
39:20Do you remember why you chose John Cena to come get you out of your crib?
39:24Well, basically, my brother's, um, my brother said that John Cena's really strong, so I thought he could come and get me out of my crib.
39:39All right, well, listen, John Cena's pretty cool, right?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Yeah, yeah, I like that.
39:44Well, good luck, y'all.
39:45All right.
39:46We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute, but first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's Honorable Mention.
39:53Oh, shit.
40:23Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:33$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:36Here we go.
40:37Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
40:41Gender Reveal Redo, sent in by Alicia Neubauer from Birth Hole, North Dakota.
40:48And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:55Clamoring for a Champion, sent in by Jen Wickham from Hall of the Heights, Illinois.
40:58We have Sloan, Jen, Gary, Grayson, and Declan.
41:02All right, listen, congratulations.
41:05Now, Jen, the video was shot three years ago, but you just recently sent it in.
41:11Even though Sloan had been asking you to send it in for quite some time, what took you so long?
41:18Good question.
41:19I thought the process was going to be more difficult, but it was super easy, so we really should have listened to Sloan and done it a long time ago.
41:26I mean, okay, did you hear that, America?
41:29The submission process was easy, even if trying to get John Cena to come to your room isn't quite as simple, okay?
41:35Well, listen, congratulations, you got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:42Congratulations, y'all.
41:44Yeah.
41:46Well, that's our show, or as we say in the biz, that's a wrap.
41:50A wrap with a W, not rap-rap.
41:53I mean, I could bust out some rhymes.
41:55I mean, I got some rhymes.
41:56What?
41:57Oh, we're out of show?
41:59We're out of time.
42:00Oh, shoot.
42:01Next time.
42:02All right, we'll see you next time, and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:12Good night, everybody.
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