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00:01Warning, tonight's AFV may cause uncontrollable giggling.
00:05Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:34Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:40Let's do it, y'all.
00:43Come on down.
00:45Thank you, thank you.
00:47Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:49Hello and welcome to the show.
00:51I am, insert name here.
00:53Oops.
00:55Sorry, I've been reading from the official TV host handbook
00:58and I forgot to plug in my personal details.
01:01Anyway, enjoy these things your particular program showcases.
01:04Dang it!
01:05You know, let me just start over.
01:07I'm Alfonso and these are funny videos.
01:10Yeah, I don't need no stinking handbook, sure.
01:13Welcome, Matt.
01:16Welcome, Splat.
01:17Look out, look out, look out, look out, look out.
01:19Watching a woman with a fake snake tied to her hoodie can turn anyone into a golfing.
01:36I'm starting to think these guys are trying to discourage their wives from golfing.
01:51She's never gotten an eagle, but at least now, she has a steak.
01:57The cast on his arm makes me think Liam isn't coordinated enough for pond hopscotch.
02:04Don't fall in, Liam.
02:07You're okay.
02:11You're okay.
02:13I hope one of the presents in that big ball of plastic wrap is a gift card to a furniture store.
02:20He can't wait for his big sister to come home from school.
02:35He's going to have to wait a little longer.
02:41She has no idea why her key chain is buzzing like crazy, but she's determined to make it stop.
02:58Now toss that hunk of junk and never think about it again.
03:14Release the hounds.
03:26It's time to go to the dog park.
03:30No barking or no snack.
03:33No barking or no snack.
03:35When you're barking or snack.
03:37Mark or snack.
03:39Here's why you should never bark with your mouth full.
03:45What did you do, Lily?
03:54Lily?
03:55Lily?
03:56What did you do?
03:57Do you want some food?
03:59Let's go get some food.
04:01Lily, what did you do?
04:04I don't know what Lily did, but I know what Lily wants.
04:09Do you want some food?
04:11Okay, let's go get some food.
04:14What did you do?
04:15Dishwasher-safe silverware?
04:16How about a dishwasher-safe dog collar?
04:21Hi, Anthony.
04:22Grandpa's here.
04:23Funny.
04:24Inside.
04:25Inside.
04:26Inside.
04:27You know Grandpa's got something for you.
04:28Look, it's right here.
04:30Dogs off leash and Grandpa's off belt.
04:31Inside.
04:32Inside.
04:33Inside.
04:34Inside.
04:35You know Grandpa's got something for you.
04:36Look, it's right here.
04:37Dogs off leash and Grandpa's off belt.
04:38Inside.
04:39Inside.
04:40Inside.
04:41Inside.
04:42Inside.
04:43Inside.
04:44Inside.
04:45Inside.
04:46Inside.
04:47Inside.
04:48No, no, no.
05:02The longer the hot dog stick, the bigger the potential for canine thievery.
05:06The squirrel was so impressed by the dog climbing the tree that he wants to see him do it again.
05:22That's my cat dog.
05:23Poor little squirrel.
05:27Who chewed up this paper towel?
05:40Who did that?
05:41If he can't see you, you can't see him.
05:44Where are you?
05:45That's just science.
05:46Who chewed up this paper towel?
05:49Who did it?
05:51Hmm.
05:52I guess I can't see you.
05:57Tonight's first montage features teenage girls.
06:01You'll find it delightful and a little bittersweet if you're like me and your youngest is rapidly approaching her teenage years.
06:07Because it's a reminder of just how fast they grow up.
06:12And just how often they fall down.
06:16I'm gonna be alright.
06:17Go ahead.
06:18Oh cute!
06:19Haha haha.
06:21Look!
06:25I see one other of the two, Tune will never trim over the whole show.
06:28Talk, a little inch over the center.
06:29I left the edge of the neck of the neck of a red or mound boy.
06:32And you could see the White Dog fly like me at this point in the shooting of my chest.
06:33And I almost В umaf el justo bar 초� trees that go up.
06:35Oh, ee.
06:36Moscow McCoyミ.
06:37Yeah, it's a good one too.
06:39Sorry, wait.
06:40I don't really take them in.
06:42They're winning, but looking for you.
06:43Next round, where's my real doll?
06:44Then you could have more hair in theé½¢19 scale?
06:45When I want it.
06:46Huh?
06:47Yeah, when I want it.
06:49Ha, ha.
06:50Yeah, when I want it.
06:52I got this honey honey sweet and fresh.
06:57Yeah, that high roller taste success.
07:00Camouflage and recover finesse.
07:04What you give me?
07:06What you give?
07:07I want what I want when I want it.
07:10I want what I want when I want it.
07:13I want what I want when I want it.
07:17I don't tip the price tag.
07:19I just put it in the bag.
07:27I want what I want when I want it.
07:30I want what I want when I want it.
07:33I want what I want when I want it.
07:36I don't tip the price tag.
07:38I want what I want when I want it.
07:41Got a funny video?
07:47Upload it to AFV.com
07:49The following people are what you might call dim bulbs
08:05But that's okay
08:06The dimmer the bulb, the less electricity they use
08:08So at least they're environmentally conscious
08:10Some pizzas come with garlic knots
08:14Some come with hot buns
08:15Pizza, fire
08:26Are you sitting on your pizza?
08:29Oh my god
08:30Are you kidding?
08:32You sat on your pizza
08:33Wait, it's on your snuggie
08:34I'm sure it is
08:35Okay, it is going
08:38It's a fine line between fun grandpa
08:44And gross grandpa
08:45Me too
08:46That's number two
08:49Oh my
08:51Did the video run on this time?
08:52Oh my
08:53Okay, are you going to post that?
08:55Oh my god
08:56Go ahead
08:57Some friends hold the ladder
09:00Some friends chant
09:01Please break to the ladder
09:02Please break
09:05Please break
09:07Please break
09:09Please break
09:11I expected him to be a little tougher
09:20Considering the samurai man bun
09:22What are you doing?
09:28What's he doing?
09:30He's waiting to see how you handle the whole socks on hardwood stairs situation
09:33She had such a great time being out
09:47She doesn't want it to end
09:49Come on, dude
09:59Come out, Molly
10:00I think it's sweet
10:07How some couples love to do everything together
10:10Listen, I have something
10:25Something really important to say
10:27Okay
10:27And in fact, it might be the most important thing I've ever said in my life
10:31If I can just find the strength to say it
10:34These videos are full of melodrama
10:39Actually, that wasn't that hard
10:41I guess I was just being melodramatic
10:44My bad, my bad
10:45This kid wouldn't hurt a fly
10:50But only because he's too scared of them
10:53What?
10:57What?
10:58What?
10:58What?
10:59What?
10:59What?
11:00What?
11:00What?
11:01What?
11:01It's a bum
11:02Oh, my God
11:06It's a fly
11:09Oh, my God
11:11You scared the
11:12I know you do
11:15I know you do
11:16I know I do
11:18Well, you're going to hate Summer
11:20That's what that looks like now
11:21He must have strict parents
11:24If this is how he reacts to hearing his mom's disembodied voice
11:28It depends on how it comes
11:31I know you do
12:01Man, he's really excited about cake.
12:05Oh, blue cake, he's having a boy, and cake.
12:14Oh, we're going to have a boy, we're going to have a boy.
12:21If this is her reaction to a June bug, she should just be glad there aren't July, August,
12:48and September bugs, too.
12:53I don't know what you're supposed to do in this situation, but I do know screaming and
12:57running away aren't going to help a whole lot.
12:59What?
13:00It's on fire!
13:01Help!
13:02Help!
13:03I don't know what to do!
13:05Help!
13:06Help!
13:07Help!
13:08Help!
13:09Help!
13:10It's time for the Winner's Circle, where we take a look back at some former AFV winners.
13:23Yeah, years later, and they're still getting the spotlight, as if you needed one more reason
13:28to send your videos in.
13:29It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's Pets.
13:36Hello, my name is Marissa.
13:38My country is Germany.
13:39My fun fact about Germany is the Audubon.
13:42The Audubon has been over, is known for no speed limits, and have easy.
13:58You know what we're going to have for dinner?
14:00We're going to have P-I-Z-Z-A, P-I-Z-Z-A, P-I-Z-Z-A.
14:07We're going to have some...
14:09Tacos!
14:10Tacos.
14:11I have a report just saying, if I do the trick, if I do the trick...
14:17If this is something though, I'm going to be joking.
14:21If I do the trick right, can you buy me a coffee?
14:24No!
14:25Okay.
14:26Well, can you buy me something nice for that towel?
14:28Yeah.
14:29I am about to suck this juice out of this coat without touching the towel.
14:34What?
14:35I'm about to suck the juice out of the coat, but I'm not going to touch the towel.
14:38Okay.
14:39You got to be quiet.
14:43No.
14:44You really got to be quiet.
14:45Okay.
14:46What was that?
14:47No.
14:48No.
14:49No.
14:50No.
14:51No.
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14:53No.
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15:15No.
15:16Now you owe me something nice.
15:18Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.
15:22i recently read an article which said that people's attention spans are getting shorter
15:37i think i only read the headline because the article was like three paragraphs long
15:42and i can't focus for that long anyway here's some videos short enough to hold anyone's attention
15:48only one thing lets in more fresh air than a screen door not having any door at all
15:55okay oh yeah my mommy's on the swing she's supposed to be babysitting not hammock sitting
16:07her friends babysitting
16:11mommy mommy do you want me to call the police
16:23what'd you get talker a catfish when he said catfish a certain someone took it literally
16:40where did you get your gum over there yeah on the sidewalk i ate it
16:52honey it's icky that's not mommy's gum oh
16:58nothing brings raccoons out of hiding like a kayaker with a crack
17:03some dogs are water dogs some are just push you into the water dogs
17:16don't be sorry
17:19they're learning about persistence before they even get to school
17:37nobody likes
18:07a wise guy unless he's the host of a tv show that focuses on people making bad decisions
18:12on video me i'm talking about me yeah i'm about to get all sassy up in here
18:19time to drink in exactly what i'm thinking it's here's a thought
18:25here's a thought if you're thinking of jumping into a pile of leaves
18:31let somebody else do the first jump
18:33a slice of al advice if you don't get better at loading your pickup
18:45it's you who'll need to be picked up
18:47yard work pro tip ride-on lawn mowers are rated by their horsepower not their buoyancy
19:04take it from me it's best not to get too attached
19:20best not to get too attached to spiky
19:26this has been here's a thought
19:35if you've ever been told to turn on notifications or smash that like button then you're familiar
19:42with influencers but don't worry the only thing i'll ever influence you to do is watch these
19:47influencer flubs no smashing replies
19:50the thing about internet fame it comes in waves
19:56now put your arm down by your side see how that works
19:59and then
20:02did you get it
20:06yeah i got it
20:07okay
20:10so this is my house i'm gonna show you around
20:16okay so that's our tv
20:20she's hoping for as many views as possible her mom doesn't want any views at all
20:26it's our hallway i know it looks white but it's meant to be orange
20:30let's show you what
20:32what are you doing
20:34i'm showing around
20:35go away
20:36shut the door
20:42hi guys welcome back to my channel
20:48i'm going to let you see some of my fidgets
20:52so we're going ahead and get started
20:55say what you want about jacks but he knows how to get people talking in the comment section
21:00miniature pop it
21:02the pops are so
21:04jacks
21:07shh
21:11someone spent many hours getting those flower petals set up for the perfect shot
21:20his wife and kids aren't the only ones sick and tired of him yapping about legos
21:30it's not open to me
21:39um hi everybody today we have a body and she's going to pin that
21:43what for some kids showing off what their dolls can do isn't easy for this girl it's a snap
21:50thanks for watching bye
21:59thanks for watching bye
22:01when a person retires they can spend more time with their grandchildren and pursue things they didn't have time for in their youth it's why we call them the golden years which sounds a lot better than the sore knee aching back speak up i can't quite hear your years
22:25public bathroom public humiliation
22:31talk about a two-ply surprise
22:45is she a member of aartp
22:59how does someone live this long with that kind of judgment
23:27he sure called out
23:33so you all know how much i love crickets i've been known to get up at three o'clock in the morning with the vacuum cleaner looking for those little buzzards
23:46well here i am trying to fall asleep and all i keep on hearing is this sound
23:52and i'm like where is that coming from where are they
23:55well guess what it is it's not crickets
23:58it's my husband's hearing aids
24:01that are talking to each other
24:05all night long
24:07naturally he can't hear it
24:09of course not
24:10gotta love him
24:11ugh
24:12bye
24:14i don't think you should ride toy roller coasters if you're older than the first real roller coaster
24:23he'll tell his buddies that he hit it so hard that it never came down
24:34there are lots of products designed to help you sleep better however there are no products to help you sleep funnier
24:51conspiracy
24:52probably not but until somebody invents one we'll have a subtle for these people who turn catching z's into some serious lols
24:59serious lols
25:06you think his wife ever gets a good night's sleep
25:12some kids are just born dancers
25:18road trips usually sound more exciting than they actually are
25:37okay girls who wants candy
25:52candy
25:53okay
25:54one minute the kid's peacefully sleeping the next minute he's breaking stuff and it's not even his fault
26:10okay
26:12mom's have a way of knowing what a baby's cry means and dad's have a way of sleeping through it
26:31i guess there are worse ways to wake up than with whipped cream
26:39than with whipped cream in your mouth
26:46y'all look how my daddy all sleep open
26:56wait a minute
26:57he sleeps with his eyes open to make sure you're doing your chores
27:02mm-hmm
27:04you took your hands off
27:05as you might know in addition to this show i also host dancing with the stars
27:14well the other night i had a weird dream that combined both shows
27:18carriana nava was riding a skateboard on a trampoline a schnauzer was doing the cha-cha and a frisbee hit bruno tonioli right in the business
27:27yeah i think i need a vacation
27:34it's not a full-on surprise party but it's still a surprise
27:39what happened to your food i gave you a bunch of lettuce and carrots
27:54well here's some of the lettuce i found your plate on the ground
28:01sometimes even carnivores want to mix things up
28:04wonder who took the carrots
28:09hmm
28:10hmm
28:11busted
28:12before you salt the driveway you might want to make sure all the snow has fallen
28:18the cruiser's buffet is all you can eat
28:37and the water slide is all you can drink
28:52this is why having a great vertical is overrated
29:04everyone loves watching sports highlights you know the best players making the best plays
29:17boring
29:18when it comes to sports clips we prefer to focus on the best of the worst
29:23so grab yourself a seat and enjoy the agony of defeat
29:34and the rain
29:39is
29:49the
29:50the
29:56the
30:01the
30:03Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
30:27What are you waiting for?
30:28Upload it to AFV.com
30:33Hey, Alfonso!
30:40Hey, Alfonso!
30:42Give us some more cat videos!
30:45Okay, Rylan and Julio, you want more cat videos?
30:48I have some that are purr-fect.
30:59Don't worry, the cat's not the butt of this joke.
31:03Sometimes we all get so caught up in our favorite show
31:20that we forget about the world around us.
31:22Say hi to everybody.
31:36Hi!
31:37Hello!
31:38Hi!
31:40Hi!
31:41Hi!
31:42Hi!
31:44He has the hunting instinct of a panther, but the timing of a regular old house cat.
31:49Excuse me, ma'am.
32:11Are you supposed to be doing that?
32:12What she lacks in stealth, she makes up for in speed.
32:17Ooh!
32:17What is it?
32:22And it feels this good, a regular purr just ain't gonna cut it.
32:31Cats hate water, even when it's on the other side of the glass.
32:51You know what the world needs now?
33:02A pig that hates selfies.
33:05Come on, do something with me.
33:07Come on!
33:09That's it!
33:12I hope you've enjoyed A Pig That Hates Selfies.
33:15People are fascinated with dinosaurs because they looked cool and were all big and scary.
33:24But what did they really accomplish?
33:25I mean, just imagine if they'd invented smartphones.
33:29Instead of being on the air for 36 years, we could have been on the air for 66 million years.
33:34You know, if they also invented a television.
33:37You know, maybe I'm being a little too critical.
33:38Hmm, this looks like a make-two-trips kind of situation.
33:44I'm not really sure about you.
33:48They get in a go-kart crash before the go-kart's even been assembled.
33:59Hey, remember the 90s?
34:23Boneheads just look more artsy in black and white.
34:26This is why playtime and lay concrete time should be two different times.
34:44Hey, get off.
34:46If there's no takers for Frisbee, how about ring toss?
35:05Judging by where he's standing, he's not used to coaching lefties.
35:17Oh!
35:20Oh!
35:22Oh!
35:23Oh!
35:24Oh!
35:27Here, kitty-kitty!
35:29Oh, I'm not calling for a lost cat.
35:32I'm calling for cat videos.
35:33Because cats aren't just finicky furballs of fun.
35:36They're also tonight's Assignment America.
35:38Yes, we want to see your frisky felines and the calamities they cause
35:41with their tails and their teeth and their cute little paws.
35:45Just tell them more.
35:47Is your cat knocking stuff off the table?
35:49Is he hiding your new socks in the litter box?
35:52Well, your rodent-chasing roommate might also fetch you some cash.
35:55Maybe even 20 or 100 grand.
35:57Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:59For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
36:02Get us your cat video and you could get some major money.
36:04I'm not kidding.
36:06Get it?
36:12We've had lots of fun by any account.
36:14Now we're going to hand out cash in a crazy amount.
36:17Let's meet our finalists.
36:18First up, golfing with friends, what could go wrong?
36:21Unless your friend has a fake snake that he brings along.
36:24It's not par for the course sent in by Jalen Carson from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
36:31Look out!
36:32Got it!
36:32Look out!
36:32Look out!
36:33Look out!
36:33Look out!
36:33Snake!
36:36Watching a woman with a fake snake tied to her hoodie can turn anyone into a golf fan.
36:44I'm starting to think these guys are trying to discourage their wives from golfing.
36:48Joining us are Katie and Ryan.
36:55So your friend Jalen, who you were golfing with that day, set you up for this prank by
37:00clipping a fake snake to your hoodie.
37:03Katie, what was going through your mind as you were sprinting across all those tee boxes?
37:08I cannot tell you how real it felt.
37:10So I don't watch a lot of those snake prank videos.
37:13I had no idea how they did it, and we were on the 18th hole, so we'd been having fun
37:17all day, and all of a sudden, this snake will not stop chasing me.
37:21And it seemed like there was, like, venom coming out of its mouth.
37:26It seemed like it was spraying me, and we don't have a lot of snakes in this part of South
37:30Dakota like that, but it seemed so real.
37:32And I totally trusted these friends, so it was crazy.
37:36We're happy that you finally realized that it was a fake.
37:39Yeah.
37:39So, good luck.
37:42Thanks.
37:43All right, all right.
37:44Next up, a portable alarm you can keep in your purse.
37:49It seemed like a good idea, but it couldn't have been worse.
37:52It's Drive You Insane Keychain, sent in by Sherry Cooley from Dalton, Illinois.
37:58She has no idea why her keychain is buzzing like crazy, but she's determined to make it stop.
38:07Oof.
38:07Now, toss that hunk of junk.
38:09Never think about it again.
38:17Joining us are Sherry and Ariana.
38:20Now, the question on everyone's mind, Ariana, did you ever get that keychain to stop chirping?
38:27No.
38:28I threw it in the trash, and I drove off.
38:30Yeah.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Well, now, Sherry, how did you react when you discovered the video on your doorbell camera?
38:37I said, this has to be on America's funniest video.
38:41We have to send this in.
38:43See?
38:44See?
38:44You a smart woman.
38:45You a smart woman.
38:46You know.
38:46Yes, yes.
38:47You know a good video when you see one.
38:49Well, I'm just glad you sent us the video instead of that keychain, okay?
38:54Yes.
38:54Yes.
38:55All right.
38:55Good luck, y'all.
38:58Finally, girl or boy, it shouldn't matter, but dad can't hide his excitement at finding
39:02out it's the latter.
39:04It's Boy Oh Boy, Dad's Filled With Joy, sent in by Caitlin Hernandez from Clarkston, Michigan.
39:11I already know.
39:13Oh, my God.
39:16Come, come, come, come, come.
39:18Come, come, come, come.
39:20Woo!
39:21Woo!
39:22Woo!
39:24And I'm a boy!
39:26Woo!
39:29Joining us are Caitlin, Arthur, and Sonny.
39:32So, Arthur, Caitlin told the producers that actually both of you were hoping for a girl.
39:38So, why were you so excited to find out it was a boy?
39:41We were hoping for a girl, but we had a feeling it was going to be a boy.
39:45And as soon as we saw the blue sprinkles come out, I don't know, I just kind of lost it,
39:50man.
39:51And look at that!
39:51Look at that!
39:53Well, that was very cool.
39:54Well, I'm curious to see how excited he gets if you guys win tonight.
39:58That's what I'm excited about.
40:00Yeah.
40:01All right.
40:01Well, good luck, y'all.
40:02Good luck.
40:03All right.
40:04We're going to find out who takes on the cash in just a minute.
40:06But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in
40:09tonight's honorable mention.
40:11I don't know.
40:41Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.
40:50The $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:54Here we go.
40:55Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:59Drive You Insane Keychain, sent in by Sherry Cooley from Jolton, Illinois.
41:04Yes! Thank you!
41:06And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
41:13Not Par for the Course, sent in by Jolton Carlson from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
41:18We have Katie and Ryan.
41:21Yes!
41:24Congratulations!
41:25Well, be honest.
41:26Have you forgiven Jolin for the fake snake yet, or is there a revenge plan in the works?
41:33There will be a revenge plan, but they're still our really good friends.
41:37Okay, well, you better make sure you send us that video, okay?
41:41We will.
41:41Absolutely, absolutely.
41:42Well, Jolin couldn't be here today.
41:44I understand he had to take his fake snake to a fake veterinarian.
41:49Yep.
41:50Well, congratulations.
41:51You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:55Congratulations.
41:58That's our show, which proves all good things must come to an end.
42:03Come to think of it, all bad things must come to an end, too, which is a good thing.
42:07See you next time, and remember, send your video to me.
42:09You might win 20 Gs.
42:11Good night, y'all.
42:41Good night.
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