- 2 months ago
During a segment of Ask Dave & Chuck the Freak, a listener is wondering if he should be the bull for his co-worker. The co-worker says that her guy's dong doesn't work anymore and wants him to step in. This is, The Bull vs Limp Larry.
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00:00up next here it's time for ask dave and chuck the freak this guy says okay what's up guys here's
00:12the deal he sent us an email to email at daveandchuckthefreak.com says i have been talking
00:17to this girl from work i know she is younger than me like over 10 years younger normally i wouldn't
00:24even think twice about it but here's the twist her boyfriend got hurt and can't really you know
00:33handle business anymore i see what you're saying
00:37now she straight up told me she wants me to step in and be the bull
00:45it's fantastic conversation boyfriend wants that well i'm supposed to be the designated d now
00:53he might be a cuck you know the problem is i actually like this girl and if i start being
01:00the bull i think i could catch feelings you already have meanwhile her boyfriend's just
01:05going to be sitting there like a referee he's not going anywhere either so what do i do do i take
01:10one for the team or do i run before this blows up in my face potential bull in training looking for
01:18advice sometimes it works out or he would end up with her yeah i mean i can see that as well
01:25she might just feel so bad that she is leaving a guy who was injured in some mysterious way that
01:32we don't know that's true the guilt of that you know recently got hurt and can't handle business
01:37temporary or i feel like that's just something they say right it's part of the whole you know
01:44you might be valid oh he can't get hard no more yeah i just say it because i i i want to watch you
01:51know i just want to watch yeah that's all it is and help it's part of the act because the boyfriend's
01:56he's got to be in on it yeah he is yeah he can't just bring a bull and probably stay away from it
02:01that's well listen it's not for some guys i can't imagine another man in the corner of the room
02:07but it's a turn on for some guys and obviously some guys get some sort of like it's a machismo
02:14thing like yeah i'm effing your girl that's right i just to me uh we're not a match like i if the if
02:22you can be into this as a lady what is what are the other things that you're really into that i
02:28don't know about yet i'm like the the pedestal that this guy has put her on and that he's worried
02:34about falling in love with right um is probably not a not valid that should have crushed it right
02:43there it should have but he's he's interested well his penis is like we should bang her you know
02:49like of course it is he's already had feelings for her at work obviously right he's into this girl
02:55yes and there's that she's 10 years younger than me yeah and it's guaranteed it's like she's already
03:01said right i want you to f me yeah i mean that's really tough to hear it is but there's a catch
03:08there is a catch the person i'm in love with is in the corner yeah there's a guy there's over there
03:13and he's gonna watch the whole thing i bet he's not as limp as it ends up being and i bet his mouth
03:17isn't as far away from everything as you want it to be larry is it better knowing that he wouldn't
03:22be in the room like there's no guarantee he's in the room right no you're right and i mean her
03:30boyfriend's just going to be sitting there like a referee oh that's what he thinks yeah that's not
03:35okay so you can lay the ground rules yes if you could go in and say listen your guy can't be in
03:40the room yeah preferably he's not even in the house when this goes down i i guarantee if he says
03:45that it she's you got your answer yeah she'll say no answer no go he's not here but he's peeking
03:51through the closet yeah no check check everywhere look for cameras for sure look yeah check all
03:56around no what you do is we go to the hotel that i get yeah or his place or something you know yes
04:02you set up i set it up we bang phones allowed the guy's not there there's no phone if you want to go
04:08and tell him about it all that's what that's what she'll do that's part of that's part of it yeah
04:13that's fine that's fine you're still then you're not getting the girl right because the girl still
04:19like loves the guy in some weird way and limp larry he just lets her bang other guys unless they
04:27she falls for him and leaves her boyfriend yeah yeah but a bull can't catch feelings i feel like
04:33that's part of being that's part of being a bull that's part of being a bull you have a job to do
04:38get feel you know i don't know if they do i think it's like a business transaction sometimes
04:44have got to fall for the girl they're banging i don't know i'm not i i can't it's hard to give
04:50advice to a potential bull yeah so i'm like not a bull man yeah i know i can't even imagine
04:56bull life you know it's all girl just coming out and being like please f me right oh my god it's
05:01like doesn't make any sense so since he has feelings already he shouldn't do it it's just
05:06gonna be messy and it's not gonna work with her it's not gonna be this fairy tale thing yeah you're
05:13right if this goes wrong you still have to work with her so think about that how does that work
05:18out we don't know your work situation how close you work with her or whatever there's lots of
05:22things that could go the wrong way here for you hold on i'm gonna make a bet really quick oh okay
05:27you're under the i bet he bangs her anyway no matter what i agree i think he's just gonna bang
05:32her our advice is not it's it's not great we're just telling you reality man reality is you could
05:38have a guy checking out your balls reality is you could mess this up and you still have to work with
05:43her yeah reality is you could fall in love with her and it's a disaster right and you get your i
05:49you know weirdly heartbroken um you know or you could end up with her and you think everything's
05:57great and then she's like oh by the way i need other men all of it none of it ends well no like
06:04none of it i like i haven't no come up with the scenario where it's like and you yeah i didn't
06:09think of that so let's just say she does fall in love with you she's still okay with this how long
06:15until she's bored with you and wants another guy yep has he ever met limp larry no larry well i'm
06:21just like larry might not know about it right and she could just be trying to like have an affair
06:27right and or you gotta go sit down and meet him you know what though if you want to have an affair
06:32with me you don't have to make up that your boyfriend that's a strange way you know what i mean
06:36like yeah just like it's easier larry's in the picture whether he's limp or not that's the question
06:42yeah he's gotta be in the room first right i don't want to meet larry ever if i'm ever a bull
06:49which i never will be but if i was ever a bull it would be without any yeah you laughed a little
06:56too hard at that a little too hard at that a little too hard
07:02warning no sexual little bit little bit too chuckle guts over there pal
07:11no but what i'm saying of course i won't but um you know what was i saying if you're ever if you
07:19were going to be a bull you don't want to meet limp larry would you rather meet oh yeah that's it
07:24there we go you never meet limp larry in the in the best case scenario you never even know what this
07:34guy looks like but i don't want to be in a grocery store and be like there's if he's going to be in
07:40the room during it would you rather meet like no i'm not doing it i would i would say listen
07:46you'd like to be introduced to the no if he's not if you're gonna watch me being your lady i'd like
07:52to meet you first day lim larry i will be banging your lady tonight no rather than just show up and
07:57there's a guy in the corner who doesn't say anything banging someone with the guy in the
08:01corner some pleasantries would be nice shake his hand yeah i want your blessing to rail your wife
08:08okay so uh we have someone here who has been in this situation hello there how are you limp larry
08:15hi penis penis to you so this guy's wondering if he should become the bull and you've been in
08:20this situation what do you think i think it's kind of a double-edged sword either way but
08:26there could be a benefit to him actually doing it if he has feelings for her because he may
08:32do it with her one time and go oh well okay this is just a sex fun thing and that's as far as i want
08:40to take it now because he may find that you know it's not for him to be the actual bull or like the
08:49the boyfriend potential i mean i will say this if i am have feelings for someone i and i feel like
08:55it's developing that if i bang them and there's a guy in the corner of the room like cheering me on
09:02or whatever or wanting to touch me i am gonna fall pretty fast out of love absolutely with that person
09:08you know so she's kind of on to something you know you could do this and then hope the problem
09:15would be that you don't that you're like oh i can deal with this it's fine that guy just tried
09:21to touch my butt a bit you just tickle my balls you know it's not that bad you know but then again
09:26then maybe it's opening up a door for you that you don't know okay so our advice is this bottom line
09:32if you really want to do it man that's your that's your call you definitely have a thing for this woman
09:37and she's telling you to eff her we understand it's hard to say no we would say as chuck mentioned set
09:42it up on your terms at your place so there's no cameras and there's no limp larrys yep and if she
09:48says no limp larry has to be there you know the deal you've got your answer yep you know the deal
09:54and i and i do think no matter what we say you are going to end up banging this woman and i wish you
10:00the best of luck just you're the best thing that you could do is is cancel these feelings yes
10:07look at it in a in a rational manner look at it and get her off this pedestal that you've put her on
10:16she's not all that yeah there's a lot of baggage she'll probably even if you got together eventually
10:24i think one day she'd be like you know i think i i want to bang this other guy from work so just know
10:30it's not great um someone said my ex brought in a bull a few times and it was great but from our
10:37experience the guy has to be a hundred percent confident if the bull is uneasy or shy or not
10:43confident it totally ruins it so the bull has to be confident of course you're a confident bull
10:49yeah i know but like the bull you're not like hey is this okay if i touch your ear well yeah that's
10:54not a bull's job charge no but i mean like so the bull blew it in that situation yeah the bull was
11:03i would think that yeah larry would be the one blowing it all the time you know yeah who knows
11:10to let us know what but that's that's the bottom line our advice you're probably going to do it
11:14anyway and limp larry could touch it but whatever man whatever you're into yeah but try not to fall
11:20for her you can be sort of in control of the situation i would try and take as much control
11:25of it as i could yeah absolutely
11:26you
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