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00:16Wow, this is crazy.
00:18I know. It, like, sucks the hangover right out.
00:21I love scientists.
00:22I need to do IVs more often.
00:25I always randomly have a sore throat.
00:27My doctor, um, he does, like, an Instagram live every morning at 9 a.m.
00:32If you want to, like, drop a little question in the comments,
00:35he's really good about replying to women.
00:38What?
00:39What?
00:40I just got a DM from this really, really sexy chef.
00:44Look at her. She's kind of a bully, but, like, in a hot way.
00:47Oh, my God, she's the head chef at Ginny.
00:49It's, like, a really cute spot right now.
00:50It's, like, really hard to get into for civilians.
00:52She just invited me to come tonight.
00:54Dude, run that shit.
00:55Should we go?
00:56Yeah, I'm so fucking down.
00:57Say yes.
01:00Cute.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:03My phone is, like, blowing up.
01:05Okay, why do people keep on sending me this?
01:08Hi, my loves.
01:10Um, so I literally hate making a video like this
01:13because you guys know I pride myself, right,
01:16on being a girl's girl.
01:17What the fuck?
01:18But I don't want to name names,
01:20and I don't want you guys guessing the wrong person.
01:22So I'm just going to share that it's Tallulah Steele.
01:26Are you fucking kidding?
01:27Tallulah.
01:28Ow!
01:29Ow!
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31Ugh!
01:31I'm bleeding.
01:32No.
01:32I'm bleeding.
01:33I'm bleeding.
01:34Hold on.
01:34I need a band-aid.
01:35Hold on.
01:35Hold on.
01:35Hold on.
01:35Um, okay.
01:36Oh, Lonnie, I need a band-aid.
01:37I know.
01:38It's in my arm.
01:39And before she left New York,
01:40she stole my Balenciaga.
01:43Okay, um, I have nipple covers,
01:45but take two because my nipples are really fucking small.
01:52Yeah, um, so trust me,
01:54it only works with, like, a few influencers a year,
01:56so it's actually, like, a huge deal that they hired Tallulah.
01:59What's the ask, honey?
02:01Um, it's, like, 20K for, like, one day of work.
02:03That's great.
02:04I know.
02:04How long do the images run?
02:06Six months.
02:07Okay, yeah, not too bad.
02:09Yeah.
02:09You have to be careful on these deals.
02:11Sometimes they have an option.
02:12No, no, no, I actually pushed back on option length
02:14because I knew about that,
02:15and I got six months because they wanted a year.
02:19Nice catch, honey.
02:20Your mom wants to say hi.
02:22Maya.
02:22Hi.
02:22Are you still breaking out?
02:24I wonder if it's hormonal.
02:25I just read an article the other day
02:27about a girl who stopped eating eggs
02:29and her skin cleared right out.
02:30Okay, well, I have to eat eggs, Mom.
02:32Ugh.
02:32Your sister's acne is terrible right now.
02:34I don't know how to help her.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Wait, I have to go.
02:38I have a work call.
02:39Bye.
02:40So not only is she a coped-out, an awful friend,
02:43but she's a criminal and a king.
02:45Shame her.
02:45Like, girl, pick a struggle.
02:47Fuck.
02:47So imagine my surprise.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Fuck.
02:51Hi.
02:52Are people texting you about it?
02:54Uh, whatever happened to hello?
02:55How are you?
02:56How's your day?
02:57Hey.
02:57Are people texting you about it?
02:59Yeah, baby, it's bad.
03:01Even my old group chats are reactivating.
03:03Like, my birthright group chat,
03:06randomly talking about it.
03:07Mostly they're talking about other things,
03:09but...
03:10Okay.
03:11Do you think Tallulah is gonna lose the Tresemme deal?
03:13Alyssa will freak out.
03:15If Tallulah gets a reputation as being brand unsafe,
03:17I'm fucked.
03:19I'm literally fucked.
03:20Like, what is she gonna do?
03:22Write a book?
03:22Slow down.
03:23It's fine.
03:24I mean, reputations ended in 2017.
03:26Everyone knows that.
03:27Like, look at me.
03:28Mimi Rush fired me,
03:29and it's like, no one even cares.
03:30We're fine.
03:31Okay, I have to go get my matcha.
03:32I love you so much.
03:33Okay.
03:34Okay, bye.
03:34Okay, I love you.
03:36Bye.
03:36You're always such a dream.
03:37And send me that video of your daughter's play.
03:39Okay?
03:40Sorry.
03:41It's a whole thing.
03:42Hi, Maurice.
03:43There's a line.
03:46I know.
03:47Um...
03:48Okay, I've been cutting too much.
03:50I'll tone it down.
03:52But right now, I really...
03:53Management says no more line cuts.
04:00Mmm...
04:01Made me rush.
04:04Okay.
04:05I get it.
04:07So you just want to take the side of, like,
04:09a pop star you're never gonna meet
04:11instead of a guy you know?
04:12Hey, you want to know the last thing she said to me?
04:15What?
04:16She said,
04:16I hate my fans.
04:19So you're making that up.
04:21Good day.
04:22It's not true.
04:22She really meant it.
04:23Hi.
04:24How are you?
04:28Hey, Line.
04:29Just so you guys know,
04:30the guy making your matchas inside
04:31did have three fingers up my ass
04:33very recently.
04:35She's a total gadamine fiend.
04:38She would sell your mother's soul for a bump.
04:44Hey.
04:45Hey.
04:45How is she?
04:46She's, uh, she's freaking out.
04:49Oh, God.
04:50Okay.
04:51Tallulah?
04:52What's wrong?
04:53What are you looking for?
04:54Your vape?
04:55I've got a backup.
04:58There you go.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Hit that.
05:04That's good.
05:05All right.
05:07How are you feeling?
05:10Horrible.
05:10Okay.
05:12Everybody hates me
05:12and I'm having a panic attack.
05:14Yeah.
05:15I tried to give her an edible
05:16and she wouldn't take it.
05:18I took it.
05:19Okay.
05:20And now you're...
05:22High.
05:22...really high?
05:23All right, guys.
05:24I think let's all take a breath.
05:27It's gonna be fine.
05:28It's gonna be fine.
05:29No, it's not gonna be fine.
05:32People are saying I have shark eyes.
05:34You do not have shark eyes.
05:36You have deer eyes, if anything.
05:39Like Bambi.
05:40Bambi.
05:40Yeah, one of the sexy animals.
05:42Don't read the comments, okay?
05:43People are gonna use this
05:44as an excuse to call you ugly.
05:46They're not calling me ugly.
05:48They're saying I'm a horrible person.
05:50You're not a horrible person.
05:51You're not perfect,
05:52but like none of us are.
05:54You are beautiful and good.
05:55Guys, we are all beautiful and good.
05:57Well, it's official.
05:58Everyone wants me dead.
06:00Mimi Rush has turned
06:01the entire service industry against me.
06:03I'm banned from Canyon Coffee.
06:04Oh my...
06:05No.
06:05Banned from Canyon?
06:07So no more coffee ever?
06:09No, of course I can have coffee.
06:11I'm banned from cutting.
06:12Why are you not more mad?
06:13This affects all of us.
06:14What am I supposed to do?
06:15Wait in line like I'm an assistant at UTA?
06:18I just need to defend myself.
06:19Fuck these losers in the fucking comments.
06:22How about you suck my dick from the back,
06:24you fucking piece of shit.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27Talila, I think don't engage in the comments,
06:29all right?
06:29With situations like this,
06:30it's sensitive.
06:31There can be consequences.
06:33Let's just, you know,
06:34like think a little before we respond.
06:38How the fuck does Mimi Rush control
06:39everything that the service workers are doing?
06:41Because Mimi Rush is a gay icon
06:43and all service workers are gay,
06:45at least the ones that matter.
06:46And they all have the same Adderall dealer
06:47and they all fucking talk.
06:49She posted revenge porn
06:50on some piss fetish subreddit.
06:52So no, no, no.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:53I feel like I know her.
06:54Can you play that back?
06:55Alani?
06:56No.
06:58I cannot believe this, bitch.
07:00This is Slater.
07:01This is Slater, isn't it?
07:03Your dad's a lawyer, right?
07:05He works in insurance.
07:06Did you see what she said in part three?
07:07Okay.
07:08Did you see the stuff on part three?
07:09I'm so sorry.
07:09Just give it.
07:10You know.
07:10No, no.
07:11You let me see it.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16It's done.
07:17This is done.
07:18What would you do, fat?
07:19I obviously need my phone.
07:22I need to message everyone back
07:23and tell them to fucking kill themselves.
07:25Lula, keep the negative energy over there.
07:28You need to let me handle this, okay?
07:30Just give me 24 hours.
07:32I promise you I will take care of it.
07:34Alyssa has resources for this, okay?
07:37Okay?
07:39Okay.
07:40Okay.
07:40Yeah.
07:41And just promise me
07:43you're not going to go online.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Awesome.
07:46So what am I supposed to do now, then?
07:48Am I just supposed to sit and wait?
07:50She just broke my phone.
07:51What am I supposed to...
07:52What am I supposed to look at?
07:53Why don't you take a corner pen?
07:55You sleep till tomorrow.
07:56No.
07:57She has a date.
07:58Oh, you have a date?
08:00I'm obviously not going to go on a date right now.
08:02Well, you have to
08:03because you're not going to let this scandal
08:05ruin your fucking plan.
08:06Like, my dad used to say,
08:07we're not letting an indictment ruin another Christmas.
08:09Exactly.
08:10Period.
08:11Or a date.
08:12Tallulah, you're going to go on the date.
08:14Have fun.
08:15It's going to be fine, you guys.
08:17It's going to be fine.
08:18It's under control.
08:19Stay calm.
08:20I've got this
08:21because I am your manager.
08:22Thank you, Nanny.
08:23Alyssa, thank you so much
08:43for bringing Victor in.
08:45And Victor, thank you for being here.
08:47I know the Paulina video is not great,
08:48but the good news is,
08:50like, none of it is true.
08:51I mean, some of it is true,
08:53but it's...
08:53Ew, you're freaking out.
08:55I get it.
08:56It's a lot.
08:56It's your first scandal,
08:57but Victor is a crisis PR magician.
09:01He fixed all that stuff on Ted, too.
09:03Oh, what happened on Ted, too?
09:05Nothing you ever heard about.
09:08Alyssa shared the clip.
09:09Looks like a classic
09:10she said, she said situation.
09:12The nice thing about them both being crazy
09:14is that no one's believable.
09:16It's two monkeys throwing shit at each other
09:18until they get tired, right?
09:20Well, Tallulah's not crazy.
09:21I mean, she's not perfect,
09:22but that's what people love about her.
09:24And I think if we lean into
09:26that sort of messy, honest version...
09:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:31It doesn't actually matter.
09:32The good news here
09:33is that they are both white.
09:36Uh, what?
09:38Yeah, white-on-white bullying
09:40is much easier to come back from.
09:41A much shorter apology.
09:43Mm.
09:44An apology?
09:46Yeah.
09:46Here is the copy.
09:48Straightforward, clean.
09:50Nothing for what's-her-name
09:51to come back on us on.
09:52We acknowledge there's nothing
09:53we can do or say
09:54to take away the pain we've caused.
09:55We're sorry.
09:56We're listening.
09:57We're learning.
09:58Yada, yada, past trauma.
09:59Admire Paulina.
10:00Of course, et cetera.
10:03This is just...
10:04It's great.
10:05Maybe Tallulah can offer
10:06to go to rehab for her drug problem.
10:08Oh, bingo.
10:09Yeah, grant.
10:10Right.
10:11But then isn't Tallulah
10:13kind of saying, like,
10:15yep, I'm a co-core.
10:16Well, I think...
10:17Leaning into, oh, I was a co-core,
10:19your words,
10:19and then I got sober
10:20and then I became a co-core again.
10:22Addiction is a disease.
10:23Sex work is real work.
10:24Something in that vein.
10:25Mm.
10:26Right.
10:27I just wonder
10:29if it feels a little out of character
10:30for Tallulah
10:31to be on this fake healing journey.
10:34I feel like her followers
10:36will sense that it's dishonest
10:38and we don't want them
10:39to turn on her.
10:40Right, Mike.
10:41I'm sorry.
10:41Can we just get on the same page here?
10:43I think.
10:44You guys brought me in
10:45to save the Tressa May deal, right?
10:47That's the thing that matters here
10:48and what we're all working towards.
10:50Yeah, totally.
10:51A hundred percent.
10:52Okay.
10:52Well, in that case,
10:53I'm going to suggest
10:54that you let me do the thing
10:55that I am good at
10:56that I promise you
10:57is going to work.
10:58And then after I leave,
11:00you'll get back to doing
11:01whatever it is that you're good at.
11:03Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:04That sounds good.
11:05I know you want to protect
11:06your girlfriend.
11:07Okay?
11:08Obviously, I support that.
11:11But you have to see her
11:12as a client first.
11:13This is what's right
11:14for your client.
11:16Right.
11:17Right.
11:18Right.
11:19So it's settled.
11:20When are we posting?
11:21Hmm.
11:22Let's see.
11:23You wait three days
11:24for racism,
11:25two for homophobia,
11:27anti-Semitism,
11:27you respond right away.
11:28But this...
11:29This is just like
11:30not being a girl's girl.
11:34Tomorrow morning.
11:35We have a plan.
11:40Thank you, Victor.
11:41All righty.
11:42It's so lovely to meet you.
11:44Hmm.
11:45Isn't he great?
11:46He's great.
11:47Yeah.
11:48He's so great.
11:48I just...
11:54I feel like it's a really bad idea
11:55to go to, like,
11:56a hot restaurant right now.
11:58I mean,
11:58that's the point,
11:59Tallulah.
11:59You need to be seen.
12:00Both of us do.
12:01Both of us are wrestling
12:02with huge attacks
12:03on our reputation.
12:04I mean, yeah,
12:04you're both hated,
12:05which is why you need
12:06to step out
12:06and show the town
12:07that you have nothing
12:07to be embarrassed about.
12:08Honestly,
12:09not going out in public
12:10looks guilty.
12:11It's like,
12:11allegations,
12:13get off your phone,
12:14go to Nobu,
12:15get popped,
12:16get the black cod,
12:17call it a day.
12:18I mean, yeah,
12:18people will be like,
12:19if he did rape someone,
12:20it'd be weird
12:21if he came here.
12:22Okay.
12:22I'm just...
12:23I just want to be
12:24a little cute right now.
12:26Baby.
12:27Look at me.
12:29You need to be bold.
12:30Make them look at you.
12:31And I'm going there
12:32to trick the gay community
12:33into thinking I'm nice.
12:34Let's go win back
12:35these dumb fucking faggots.
12:36When did you make that?
12:38Oh, I've had it forever.
12:39Now it finally makes sense.
12:47Oh, I feel like
12:48all the kids here hate me.
12:50I think they can tell
12:51I had an abortion.
12:54They might be able to, actually.
12:56They have like a sixth sense
12:57about that kind of thing.
13:00Hey, you good?
13:03No.
13:04It's the fucking Tallulah thing.
13:06It's getting way worse.
13:08Polina won't stop posting videos.
13:09She's like a fucking serial killer.
13:11Oh, shit.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:12I thought you said
13:13that Victor guy
13:14was going to handle it.
13:14Um, yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:17No, he's going to, I think.
13:21Hey, you know what?
13:22You can handle anything.
13:24All right?
13:24I, however, have run out of
13:27snickerdoodle sleeves
13:28and have to go grab some more, so.
13:30Okay.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Oh, by the way,
13:31watch out for the Silver Lake moms.
13:32They all seem nice and sweet,
13:34but they're actually secret C-words.
13:35Oh, secret C-words?
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:37Secrets are all, babe.
13:38They're cunts.
13:39They're full cunts.
13:41Cunts.
13:41Okay.
13:42All right.
13:42I'll be back.
13:42Okay.
13:47I'm getting you.
13:48I'm making an effort
13:49to do better, Angie.
13:51No, I'm making an effort
13:52to change.
13:53Hey, get it back!
13:55I'm going to tell
13:56the teacher on you,
13:57and I'll tell him
13:57you took the extra juice box.
13:59That was you!
14:00Hey.
14:01Hey, girls.
14:03Girls.
14:04Um...
14:04We're women.
14:05Okay.
14:06Well, I have an idea.
14:07What if you shared
14:08the brownie instead?
14:09It's actually less calories
14:11that way.
14:11Excuse me.
14:12That's my daughter.
14:13Oh, I was just teaching her
14:15how to share.
14:18Honey, we lost.
14:21Next time,
14:21try to hold a little tighter.
14:23Okay?
14:27Maybe you're new,
14:28but we don't do sharing here.
14:31It teaches people-pleasing.
14:33We don't want to raise
14:33another generation of pushovers.
14:36Totally.
14:37Um, sorry, I'm not a teacher,
14:39so I don't really know the rules.
14:41Sorry about that.
14:41Stop saying you're sorry.
14:43Hey, good girl.
14:45Don't reinforce pain of habits.
14:47When you back down,
14:49that's when people
14:49can take advantage of you.
14:53Could you watch my stand
14:54for a few minutes?
14:55No.
14:57Totally.
14:58You're awesome.
14:59You're awesome.
15:00Okay.
15:01All right.
15:02Bye, you guys.
15:03What'd you get?
15:05Big, big smiles, big smiles.
15:07Nothing to hide.
15:09Thank you so much.
15:11You're a little smile.
15:12It's so nice in here.
15:13Love it.
15:14Are we smiling?
15:15We're all very nice people.
15:17Yes.
15:18Seeing me smile?
15:18Mm-hmm.
15:19Like back of house?
15:20Back of house, front of house?
15:21Ready?
15:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:23Hold on.
15:23Just be yourself.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:25Okay.
15:26Is that Tessa?
15:27Oh.
15:27Is that Tessa?
15:28Okay.
15:29You're handling that shit.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31She just looked at you.
15:32Damn.
15:33She fine shit.
15:34Good for you.
15:35Okay.
15:35Hey, Mimi, it's fine that we came.
15:37Okay, this is perfect.
15:38This is perfect.
15:39Everyone's gonna love us.
15:39Everyone just lock in.
15:40Guys, just let me fucking order.
15:43Just pray for a gay waiter.
15:44Okay.
15:45Good evening.
15:46Hi.
15:47How are you?
15:48Thank you, hi.
15:49Oh, my God, thank you.
15:50It's like an inside joke between me and the gay community, which I have a great relationship
15:54with.
15:55By the way, we're totally fine with tap water.
15:57We're very low maintenance over here.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Okay.
16:00Great.
16:01And have you guys dined with us here before at Ginny?
16:04We do everything family style.
16:05What a twist.
16:07And what is that?
16:08Is this that we all share?
16:09Yeah.
16:09Generally, for a party of your size, depending on how hungry you are, I would say anywhere
16:13between two to five dishes for personal.
16:15So I think we'll just get like five to seven dishes each, totaling to an amount of like
16:2020.
16:21I'm down.
16:21Are you Lula?
16:22I don't care.
16:23Ooh, fun.
16:24Okay, you're my favorite kind of customer.
16:26We got you.
16:27Just let me know if you need to slow down.
16:28I don't think I'll be asking you to slow down.
16:30I'll see you in 30 minutes and you'll let me know.
16:33You're amazing.
16:35That's cute.
16:36Those bitches need to stop taking pictures of me.
16:38They're taking pictures of me.
16:39They might be fans.
16:40We never know.
16:41Yeah.
16:42They saw the Paulina video.
16:43That's why they're taking pictures of me.
16:44They're ready for this?
16:45Haters are fans on a bad day.
16:46Totally.
16:47I could tell by their little faces.
16:49These girls are just like fucking Reddit girls who get off to like talking shit about
16:53you and looking up who your ex-boyfriend is.
16:55What are they saying about me on Reddit?
16:57Nope.
16:59I'm just saying that like Reddit is bullshit.
17:02These influencer pages are just like fucking chewing on for fem cells.
17:06This is like a video game to them.
17:08Like give them one day and they're going to say that you fucked Hunter Biden.
17:10Why the fuck would I fuck Hunter Biden?
17:12Uh, excuse you, because he's ripped and he likes to party.
17:14His meth selfies got me through the pandemic.
17:17Oh, Ali, let me see your phone.
17:19Let me see your phone.
17:21I just want to see the worst thing that they're saying about me so I could like prepare myself.
17:24Let me see it.
17:24But when I, when I saw last time, they were just like defending you.
17:28Give me a sec, I'll, I'm going to take a look.
17:30Um, sorry, it's like a yellow brick road of yes.
17:34Um, yes, Lula, hold on.
17:36The gist is they fucking love you and let's fucking eat.
17:39Let's, that's how I'm feeling.
17:41Del, I'm so sorry about the bake sale, but I have to go deal with this total shit.
17:47Yeah, you do.
17:48Have you seen her newest video?
17:49No, she just posted four.
17:50I haven't watched them yet.
17:52My college roommate just sent this to me.
17:53It, it's like the last one, four minutes.
17:55Look, look.
17:56Oh my God.
17:57That's me doing coke, Maya.
18:00Yeah, it's like insane how much coke you have on your face.
18:02I don't know how to do coke, okay?
18:04I did this for you because you, you, it's just so fucking bad.
18:08I mean, I'm, I'm a meme.
18:09I'm a meme online and they're calling me coke Larry.
18:11Wait, why are they calling you coke Larry?
18:13Because I'm, I'm doing coke and they say that I look like my name would be Larry.
18:16It's, look, this is coke Larry and Michael Jordan and it says Chicago fans right now.
18:20Like, what, what does this mean?
18:21I don't know.
18:22I'm not on guy Twitter.
18:23It's disgusting.
18:24This is fucking bad.
18:24Fucking Paulina.
18:26This is why I don't want to post a bullshit Victor apology because I don't care about a
18:30fucking shampoo deal.
18:31Paulina is fucking with my money, my best friend and now you.
18:35Yeah, screw her, Maya.
18:36I mean, if someone at this school sees that, like, I'm in, I'm in so.
18:40Principal Sanchez.
18:41Hey.
18:41Hey.
18:41Hey.
18:43I was just on memes daily.
18:46That's where I get my memes.
18:47Oh.
18:47And then you're doing coke.
18:47You're doing coke.
18:48Are you.
18:50Coke Larry?
18:55Yes, sir.
18:57I am.
18:59I've got a golf trip next weekend.
19:07You know, there's a couple of high school buddies of mine and like, I'm kind of the guy.
19:10Um, just because I'm driving.
19:15I don't want to let them down.
19:18Yeah, totally.
19:19So, like, there's, like, five of us?
19:21I don't really know.
19:22They're about my size, right?
19:23Like, you know.
19:25Oh, hey, we will all fly tomorrow, all right?
19:29Great work with the snickerdoodles.
19:36That was so weird.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:38Um, okay, baby, I have to go find Tallulah.
19:40Yeah, okay.
19:41Um, yeah, real quick.
19:43That was, like, a little blackmailing, right?
19:46Yeah, totally.
19:46Like, I have to get him coke now.
19:48You need to get him coke.
19:49You think Paulina's a dead end?
19:50Baby, no.
19:51I'll get you coke.
19:52Charlie will have some.
19:53Okay.
19:54Okay, I love you.
19:55Oh.
19:56Mm.
19:58Mm.
19:58This rabbit is insane.
20:01Freaking out.
20:03I can't believe we have to eat this whole fucking rabbit.
20:05I can't.
20:05I'm sorry.
20:06I'm a vegetarian.
20:06When the meat still looks like an animal.
20:09Can you carry your weight to Tallulah?
20:11Eat the rabbit.
20:12Eat the rabbit right now.
20:14Seriously.
20:16I have to pee.
20:18What?
20:19She's just not going to eat the rabbit.
20:20Since we haven't finished the carrots,
20:22maybe we should leave them with the rabbit,
20:23like, as, like, a veneration or a little offering.
20:32It took you long enough to come back.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:34You scared me.
20:37Well, you're, you know, you're manning a whole kitchen.
20:40I didn't want to...
20:41So what?
20:42Bug you.
20:43It's nice to finally meet you.
20:46Oh, my God.
20:47It's nice to finally meet you.
20:48Is that what I sound like?
20:49Do you work hard on that line?
20:53Yeah, I stayed up all night.
20:56You know, there are easier ways to make a reservation.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:04That's...
21:06So embarrassing.
21:10I...
21:11My phone got wet.
21:12That's why I was...
21:13I was using that.
21:14Oh.
21:15You put in a rice?
21:17Well, you don't have any rice dishes on the menu.
21:21There is a storeroom in the back.
21:23We could go look for rice if your friends can spare you a few minutes.
21:31Well, they think I'm in the bathroom right now.
21:33What?
21:34Doing ketamine?
21:37I don't do ketamine.
21:38It was a joke.
21:40But why did you say that?
21:41I don't do ketamine.
21:42It's banter.
21:42We're bantering.
21:43I thought we were flirting.
21:44You were giving some...
21:45Did you see the video?
21:46Is that what you're saying?
21:46No, it was a joke.
21:47It was a joke.
21:48Um, so sorry.
21:50I didn't mean to interrupt.
21:51Um, hi.
21:52I'm Maya Simsbury, Ellis 180.
21:55Okay.
21:55Hi.
21:56Um, I love your restaurant.
21:58Great vibe.
22:00Can I talk to you for one second?
22:03Nice to meet you.
22:06Damn.
22:07Oh, God.
22:09One more.
22:09One more.
22:09Okay, just go on and eat the last cauliflower.
22:12No, Jimmy, put that in my motherfucking face.
22:14I'm going to punch you in the face.
22:15Please, don't be rude.
22:15I don't want him talking shit at Akbar
22:17about how we don't like his favorite.
22:18Wow, you guys are really hungry.
22:20Hungry tonight.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:22I'm starving.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:24That was so good.
22:25Your faves were perfection.
22:27Hey, you should be a waiter.
22:28Ah, I would have thought.
22:29Uh, were you just splitting it down the middle?
22:31No, no, no.
22:31I got it.
22:31No, are you?
22:32No.
22:33Girl, sit down.
22:34No, I got it.
22:35I got it.
22:35I always pay for my girls.
22:37It's something I like to do.
22:39Um, yeah, so just, uh, 40% tip?
22:42Ah, fuck it.
22:4345.
22:44Are you sure?
22:45Seriously, for everything you do.
22:46Like, I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
22:48Like, service workers make the world go round,
22:50and it's important.
22:53Truly, that means a lot.
22:54It's been a year.
22:56My wife and I, we lost everything in Altadena.
22:59What?
23:00Just, like, gone.
23:02Oh.
23:02So, it means a lot.
23:04Well, thank you so much.
23:05Thanks, guys.
23:06I'll see you guys next time.
23:06Wow.
23:08His wife?
23:09Oh, great.
23:12$612.
23:13Awesome.
23:14This was supposed to be an investment for me,
23:15and I just wasted $612 on a straight fire victim queerbaiter.
23:20What's the point of being nice if no one that could help me sees it?
23:23Literally everyone on the fucking planet has seen the video,
23:26including sexy fucking chef.
23:29What are we gonna do?
23:30Oh, God.
23:32Okay.
23:33Alyssa wants you to apologize,
23:35but I don't think you should.
23:37I'm not apologizing.
23:39That is so lame.
23:40That's what I said.
23:41Are you kidding me?
23:42That is not...
23:43I'm sorry.
23:43I don't give two fucking shits about a tresemme deal.
23:46Who cares?
23:47Tresemme?
23:48It's shampoo, whatever.
23:49No, I'm not gonna apologize to a bitch.
23:51You had the fucking nerve to call us cokeheads online.
23:54No, it's insane that she called us cokeheads, by the way.
23:57You're gonna listen to Paulina?
23:58No, she's fucking done.
23:59She's done.
24:00She's done.
24:02Excuse me.
24:04Uh, from Chef.
24:06Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:10Enjoy.
24:12Oh, oh, oh.
24:16Oh, my God.
24:18The jar of rice.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:22It's...
24:23Oh, my God.
24:27I know.
24:29Okay.
24:31Okay.
24:32Should we go take this bitch down?
24:35Yeah.
24:36Let's fucking do it.
24:37Alani, do you have anything that gives underdog, like, uh, Brandy Melville Anthropology, Madewell?
24:42I honestly don't, but do you guys want to spend drift? No, I'm good. You have vintage. I'll figure it out
24:47Okay, to Lula for the takedown video. I think be like super relaxed and not mad at all
24:54Just talk about her coke problem, but do it like casually. Okay, okay
24:59That should be enough right the coke stuff like I wish we'd like one more thing to put her in internet jail
25:06Oh my god jail. That's where I know her from from jail. What you met her in jail?
25:12No in Spanish class cuz she went to crossroads too, but her family like did jail
25:18Google it, but I've been googling Paulina Grace all day. Nothing comes up. No well in high school. She went by her full name
25:25Paulina Grace Rikers. Oh
25:27My god, wait, I'm sorry her family owns Rikers Island
25:32Well, no, they sold it like a hundred years ago. So she's a prison nepo baby. Yeah, that's a place, right? I mean
25:40They owned it for a little
25:42Yeah, I mean and now they like make chemical weapons and her dad had to move overseas cuz like the government said he was too
25:49Good at business. Oh
25:50There were criminals. That's terrible, but it's perfect
25:54We won we won
25:56You ready?
25:59Give me the phone bitch. You got this pop off queen fuck
26:03First apology video
26:05Wait a little look at me less smile lock-in
26:08Mm-hmm
26:10Hi guys to Paulina Grace Rikers
26:17Yeah that Rikers
26:19Yeah that Rikers
26:21I'm sorry that I stole one of your literal hundreds of bags that your daddy bought you with his blood money
26:28I should have never made fun of your necklace brand that was funded by centuries of suffering
26:35Where did you get that rotty ass t-shirt?
26:37That's nine hundred dollars
26:39I put it on backwards
26:41That's looks like total shit
26:44I know
26:46Genius
26:47With a bag, not a baggie, a bag of coke
26:51Oh my god you guys it's insane how many people are coming out with like stories about polina
27:00Did you see that old vine where she says like five different slurs in a wendy's parking lot?
27:06I love the internet
27:07It's dangerous but fair like the ocean
27:10I'm obviously like sad that she's so racist but also thrilled that she's so racist
27:14Because we won we won this time
27:18What you guys
27:19What what what
27:21Balenciaga just dm'd me and they want my address
27:23Oh my god they're gonna send you a bag
27:26Maya you did that
27:27Alani are you literally wearing polina's necklace right now?
27:31What?
27:32It's really beautiful
27:33Look at the little pineapples
27:35Come on everyone is racist
27:37Nobody wants to see that
27:38It was like 400 bucks
27:40Oh my god
27:41Not 400
27:42You're a bad person
27:49Oh my god
27:51Oh my god
27:52Oh my god
27:53Oh my god
27:54You know you don't wanna be lonely too
27:58Oh my god
27:59Oh my god
28:00Oh my god
28:01Oh my god
28:02Oh my god
28:02Oh my god
28:02Oh my god
28:02I ain't never gonna get her back in tune
28:03Oh my god
28:04Oh my god
28:05I guess I'm never gonna get what I want
28:06Oh my god
28:07Cause all I wanna get is along with you
28:08All I want to get is along with you.
28:10I guess I'm never going to give it all.
28:13Because all I want to get is along.
28:19So now you've got to learn how to be back to get down with the cool crowd.
28:24Honey, going down, down, back, sit on the ground.
28:27Kicking around with the bad boys.
28:29And when time's kept up, gets a little rough.
28:32We all need love and we all get love.
28:35Yeah, we all need love and we all get nothing.
28:42Get out what you can.
28:47Not everything that sparkles in your eyes is a crazy time.
28:52I'm tired of making trouble.
28:58I'm tired of the same old dancing.
29:05I'm tired of it.
29:21I'm tired of having fun.
29:24I'm tired of it.
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