2023 Nothing, Except Everything HOT TEEN MOVIE

Retro Movie Time

filmed throughout my last year of high school  to nothing and everything we feel.

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00:20Quick, think of number one to ten.

00:22Yes, you. All of you in the audience right now.

00:24Or maybe it's just one of you. Or four of you. Or a hundred of you, depending on how successful this movie is.

00:28Whatever. Just think of number one to ten.

00:32Got it?

00:34Is it seven?

00:36Chances are I'm wrong, but for about one out of every three of you, I just blew your goddamn mind.

00:40But one out of three?

00:42Not one out of ten?

00:46How is that possible?

00:58The End

01:00Here's my theory. First of all, no one will pick one or ten, right?

01:04Like, that's just stupid, picking from the ends.

01:06And you didn't even specify that one and ten are included, right?

01:08So people wouldn't want to mess up the rules or anything.

01:10Like, it would be embarrassing to fuck up choosing the number one through ten.

01:12Why do you think people choose the number seven?

01:14Well, I'm an Aquarius, so three gives off five vibes for me.

01:18Yeah, five, bro. Like, that's just mid-eight, yeah?

01:20Yeah, we just...

01:21No cap.

01:22Well, you see, Pythagoras actually calculated even integers are more predictable.

01:27Two and four feel a bit, uh, harmless, if you will.

01:30You know, back in my day.

01:32Three, nine, five.

01:34Like, that's the biggest size.

01:35Three, five, eight, oh.

01:37Three, two, three, four, four, nine.

01:43And so there it was.

01:45Science has found that 33% of people will choose seven.

01:49And yet no one could quite explain why.

01:52Out of a seemingly random set of arbitrarily assigned values,

01:55out of complete and utter meaninglessness and nothingness, came...

02:02Everything!

02:03I mean, think about it. We live in a world with so much uncertainty,

02:05with, like, climate change, civil unrest, and...

02:07The only thing on CERB right now is what college you're going to.

02:10Miles, it's really not that complicated.

02:11Go to a good college, get a job, and die.

02:13And what's with all that one through ten shit you say every day?

02:15Yeah, what's with that anyway?

02:17Yeah, what's with that anyway?

02:21How about your extracurriculars?

02:23Can you do certain battles?

02:25Focus.

02:28Miles!

02:29Miles.

02:30Focus.

02:31I don't know how much time is.

02:33I always tell you this ticket, but you won't have much time.

02:36I always tell you this ticket, but you won't have much time.

02:56Where do you want to go next?

02:58I don't know.

03:02I don't know anything.

03:04Try to remember.

03:08Memories with you.

03:13With me.

03:17With me.

03:18We're a fucking gladuator!

03:21Woo!

03:22Woo!

03:23Woo!

03:24Get the fuck out!

03:26Get the fuck out!

03:27Oh my God!

03:28Oh my God!

03:29Oh my God!

03:30Oh my God!

03:31God!

03:32Bye, right, right, like YouTube!

03:33Ah!

03:34Oh my God!

03:35Oh my God!

03:43Person!

03:49Let's go.

04:19No, no, I just, if we, if we could, yeah, absolutely.

04:28What?

04:29What are you, yeah, okay.

04:35Well, I should probably, I should probably get going.

04:37I just have some work that I got to do.

04:39Yeah, same.

04:39Cool, cool.

04:40But it was really nice conversing with you, Harper.

04:44Precisely.

04:44Have a great night, Miles.

04:46You too.

04:48All right.

04:49Wait, do you want to kiss?

04:53I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but it's like, yeah, like, obviously.

04:56Door.

04:57Yeah.

04:58Yeah, but obviously.

05:12So, should we drive around sometime?

05:13Yeah, let's do that.

05:14Yeah, let's.

05:29Seven.

05:32It was also the first time I encountered the pinnacle of existence.

05:35Death.

05:36Death.

05:38Death.

05:42Why do you think that raccoon killed himself?

05:55He didn't.

05:57Animals don't do that.

05:59But what if they have feelings, just like us?

06:04Maybe his wife died and he went through months of existential relief and rehab.

06:08Where is all this coming from?

06:16Mom, did Uncle Fred kill himself?

06:23You'll never have control over what you learn.

06:25You'll never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

06:41Pick a number.

06:42One through ten.

06:43And now, you all are probably expecting a happy moral to the story.

06:53Or some kind of, but wait, there's more ending.

06:58But there is none.

07:01There's no meaning to any of this.

07:03There's no meaning to any of your shitty follow-your-dreams valedictorian speeches or virtue signaling.

07:10We live in a society, Pinterest quotes.

07:12And definitely there's no...

07:14And definitely there's no meaning to my pretentious, nihilistic, and ending attempt at self-awareness

07:20for the sake of self-awareness.

07:22Will you remember me?

07:43Of course.

07:47I don't think I will.

07:52Yeah, honestly, I don't think I will either.

07:57No, like, I'll remember you, but in, like, 50 years...

08:01Like, we probably won't give a fuck about each other, let's be honest.

08:04Right, exactly.

08:04Yeah.

08:10I mean, maybe, though.

08:13Yeah.

08:15I'd like to think so.

08:17I'll be like, remember that Miles kid?

08:21I really liked him.

08:23He was really cute.

08:25He had nice eyes.

08:29I guess.

08:31It's a weird feeling.

08:33It's a kind of fleeting feeling we'll only really experience once.

08:37Like, we're not gonna realize how good we had it until we're old and inevitably lose contact with each other.

08:43And then...

08:44And then remembering all of this will be painful.

08:53Do you think, then, that it would be better to remember or forget?

08:59Yeah, me too.

09:11We begin tonight with New Mexico, where thousands of firefighters are battling a colossal wildfire.

09:22The worst day in more than four years were getting into the world.

09:24There's so many random things happening in the world at once that don't feel like they make sense.

09:28What you're about to see is graphic.

09:30Okay, now I'm gonna ask you, what do you think the meaning of life is?

09:33Just to have fun and don't care what anyone else thinks of you at all.

09:37Just live in with the journey, the experience, and find some happiness there.

09:43Honestly, just do whatever the hell you want.

09:45Because, I mean, in the end, none of this is gonna matter.

09:48And these people that you think care right now, they really don't.

09:52I guess to focus on yourself and do what you want to do and not waste time.

09:56To help people to do more good than bad.

09:59So, how do you feel about the future right now?

10:02The world's kind of uncertain at the moment.

10:05Personally, kind of scared.

10:06Not great.

10:08I'm just kind of nervous about it.

10:09It takes a lot of work to be optimistic.

10:12I don't know where I'm gonna go to college.

10:14I don't know what I want to do with my life.

10:16And so, I don't know where I'm gonna go.

10:17It's just such an unexpected thing.

10:19You can never know what's gonna happen next.

10:22I don't think anyone really knows what's going on.

10:26As a family man, I, uh, sort of meaning is the happiness for all my family members.

10:31The future of the past, the present, it's all a gift.

10:34All right.

10:35It's a gift!

10:37The future's really scary.

10:38I don't really feel confident.

10:39Would I be here?

10:43I'd say sad.

10:44Only because there's a lot of things that I benefit from in this world that a lot of people don't benefit from.

10:48It's a surprise.

10:49It's going to be a blaster.

10:51It doesn't work out.

10:52We're all the teachers, right?

10:52I'm pretty.

10:53Like, the world's biggest villain is the monster.

10:55Let's do it.

10:56Let's do it.

10:57Let's do it.

10:58Let's do it.

10:59Let's do it.

11:00Let's do it.

11:01Let's do it.

11:01But we all try to find our seven to hold on to.

11:03You love everyone that you can.

11:07Just go find someone and abuse them with your love.

11:10You know, the people that you spend it with just live life and not just exist.

11:13It's just really big and you never know what's gonna happen.

11:17Because existing is just waking up, going to work.

11:19We live and we die.

11:20That's all that happens.

11:24You're gonna do great things, man.

11:26Seriously.

11:27I'm not believing you.

11:28Embrace it.

11:30Embrace every moment of it.

11:31You live in terror of not being misunderstood.

11:34You're always here.

11:36Always.

11:39And all of a sudden, in a moment of complete absurd randomness.

11:44It's gonna happen.

12:00There's clarity.

12:14I'm Sondra.

12:26Production designer.

12:26Today, I have water guns.

12:28Hey John, look at the camera.

12:30No.

12:30I'm Sondra.

12:31Shake your head, have some fun.

12:34Forget our mothers and past lovers.

12:36Forget everyone.

12:38Oh, I'm so lucky.

12:41You were my best friend.

12:45Oh, there's no one.

12:47There's no one that knows me like you.

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