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00:00I just sent my sister Kate home this one's a bit more of a sour one I think I've proven I'm going
00:17to fight my way through this competition what she said it's me I'm Kathy I've gone home hope you
00:23all lose Kate but hey she left with a badge she did brilliant the journey the gal's been on
00:32yeah I'm really gonna miss Kate we were really good pals she's had some amazing moments across
00:42this competition I'm really proud of her what a rollercoaster I'm the only non-Geordie here
00:50oh yes yes three Geordie's and a Kent there's literally only four of us left it's feeling
00:59quiet even with me in the room what the hell let's hear it for mystic maruli over here
01:07winner of the challenge thank you so well done I need that was big for you this week wasn't it
01:12the whole thing the whole experience it was emotional it was dead emotional do you think
01:16Peter's gonna keep the boots I'm gonna have to prize them off she was feeling those boots you
01:22were in the bottom two last week and boom she's there with another bag oh she's who boom she's back
01:27with a second I feel on top of the world I've got two badges I'm hot on gingers heels she better not
01:36get too comfortable because I'm coming up after her you've got two badges you've got three you've got
01:43two I've got one and you've got I wanted to win the last challenge and I didn't and I'm starting to
01:50feel like my chance to get that badge for me is kind of slipping away be fair you are the official
01:56lip-sync assassin though anyone's scared to go up against her absolutely no thank you I mean we
02:01could do a ballad we could do a high energy but you can walk the floor with your fanny about it
02:05well girls as the semi-finalists we are shall we get this drag off yes there's four of us left
02:23the crown is near are they thinking I'm a freak yeah
02:26oh I will fight tooth and nail it to get to where I need to be and I'm from the garden of
02:48England so I have plenty of space to bury these bitches means business
02:56top four it's a new day in the workroom we are this close to being in the final what the hell
03:05it's the semi-final she's lying face down somewhere with a knife in her back knife in her back and
03:15eyebrows on her foot Ginger Johnson yes is this the top four you thought I don't know
03:22that means no she's a shady little lady the nerve I'm not mad about it I'm having a lovely time
03:33fact we're sat here and it's almost the final I just honest to god I can't believe it I know
03:37I just can't believe how much fun we've had do you know what I mean yeah like I'm like this is just
03:41went too good yeah so I'm like oh I don't want to I don't want to jinx it because it's just gone so
03:46amazing yeah so looking around the table this morning one of us is not going to make it to the
03:52final and I just have to dig real deep all the way into the bottom of my stilettos to make sure
03:59that that person is not me my queen sticks and stones may break your bones but shade will never hurt
04:17you you're welcome Sean sweet today shady shady girl hello hello hello racers conjagulations for
04:32making it to the semi-final now with the grand finale just a week away it's time to ask yourself
04:41do you have the speed the strength and the heart to be a winner for this week's maxi challenge
04:48in a gladiators drag race mash-up you need to go head to head and toe to toe in the dragiators comedy
04:57roast hashtag drag race uk oh my god yes
05:05shit I'm in a roast lineup with ginger johnson and michael maruli and I also did awful at snatch game
05:15so
05:15while tuck tightly in tights you need to roast each other the judges and the eliminated queens from
05:27season five amazing this is the challenge I've been waiting for oh everyone's getting it both
05:33barrels no one is safe run for cover now now to make sure you're ready to rumble you are invited
05:41to a comedy masterclass hosted by the seriously silly Alan Carr yay tomorrow on the main stage we'll
05:51be joined by our extra special guest judge the hilarious Aisling B I love her I love Aisling
05:58whoo Miss Aisling the look of the iris and it is a bit intimidating doing a comedy roast in front of
06:04not only one comedian two comedians and RuPaul and Michelle come with now dvlicious as the survivor
06:12of last week's lip sync you get to choose the order in which the queens enter the drageator arena
06:19racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
06:26we are doing a drageators roast and I get to choose the order me roast yeah I'm definitely
06:37going to think carefully about where I'm going whatever ginger and michael won they aren't getting
06:44I don't know I'd be the one to pick the order oh yeah oh no just surprised what a lovely little
06:52she's got her power dv's loving having that little ounce of power god forbid if the bitch got a bad
06:59your mansion what are you thinking dv um well first of all I want to hear from everyone on their
07:04preferred spot in the lineup I would love to go first and I'm quite comfortable in that sense to get
07:11everyone going all right ginger I don't mind I'll go anywhere tomorrow maybe I'd love to go second
07:17or first okay let's be realistic ginger and michael are some funny old old old ladies so I want to
07:27open this show I want to start with the energy here for these girlies to match it where do you want to
07:33go where do you want to go I think first and last are big pressure places to be because first you can
07:40think you did pretty well and then it moves along and it gets better and better and you get
07:43overshadowed do you not think if you go out first it means no one's already told the jokes that you're
07:48about to do that's oh there's pros and cons to it oh I don't know she's trying to be strategic but
07:57honestly she doesn't know what to do with herself
07:59I think I'm going to go second that means I'm going to put you first okay thank you
08:10Michael would you be comfortable going last I'm happy to go last I did ask for first
08:16what the fuck what kind of game is she trying to play first second third and fourth and we're all
08:26happy yeah I am massively concerned because I don't know whether these bitches are going to say
08:31jokes I've got that's the risk you run going last you've got to be funny you've got to be the best
08:36and you've got to think on the spot big mistake huge
08:41Tamara I can see your breakfast you're welcome she's getting limbered up for a fight
08:50I've been stretching my limbs out have you seen gladiators before no what I was obsessed with
08:58gladiators you will go on my first whistle gladiators is camp as tits big sweaty blokes wrestling rolling
09:05around oh my god people wonder why I turned out the way I did what's everyone's biggest concern
09:10gone to this cheeky little roar mmm how pissed off Vicky's gonna get
09:15I've only haven't done one roast before I tend to do more like stories and funny songs and prefer
09:24making it up as I go along I'm not very good at remembering things I just hope it's not a case
09:29of they just come across mean and unfunny because that why you've made a career off it's over
09:35oh she's going in you should just record the jokes and lip-sync to them and then you'll be
09:44fine people are definitely expecting me to completely flop at this I want to prove them
09:50wrong and I want to do very well in this challenge just have stage presence that's
09:54all you need I feel stage presence I think some jokes will help I mean come on tomorrow put pen to
10:04paper and get your legs together I get your head out the clouds and give us some jokes
10:08I love Alan he's so funny and I can't wait to get some little gems from him Bruce invited me here
10:28to give you tips on how to roast okay rule number one don't take the piss out my teeth okay I mean
10:37I know they look like toe separators but please I have about two jokes in my rut Alan said don't
10:42make fun of his teeth great I have one joke I've watched a lot of your standards and you're so
10:47good at it you are amazing you're not asking for a refund when you do it you've just got that
10:52conversational way about it yeah yeah but it takes it takes a lot of time to be spontaneous before
10:58you even see me at the theater I've done over a hundred warm-ups you never like die in the moment
11:02God I've died so many fucking and you know when you die on telly because I know when they're filming
11:08it they'll add a canned laughter I'm like this I could so imagine me in dead space just sitting there
11:17going and no one's laughing and it's just me now ginger you've got funny bones you always make
11:24people laugh are you nervous about this roast because the expectation is quite high isn't it
11:29yeah I'm a little bit nervous but um I think I'll be okay I mean I'm a nice girl so it doesn't come
11:33naturally to be mean to people Alan does lay the pressure on it brings home how important this
11:40roast is a lot of really great drag queens have fallen out of the competition at this stage
11:46Michael what kind of angle are you going to go into the roast for just rip everyone to shreds
11:50yeah I feel like they deserve it so are you going to pick on everyone because you've got to spread
11:55the hate around yeah I'm going to be generous with how much I hate everyone
11:59there's like a thin line is there when someone gets a bit too mean yeah I think the audience will
12:05forgive you if it's funny it's like touching a bruise sometimes roasting you know oh but I like it
12:11I've never done a structured stand-up routine but hosting on a microphone telling jokes to an
12:18audience is what I do for a living never ever ever underestimate me at the roast I'm going last in
12:25the roast as well oh I did ask for first but I was shafted by my lovely sister who's going on first
12:32I'm going fair that's tough going on first you don't have any fear though do you that's what I
12:40do well yeah well I don't really know there's pressure there of opening the show you know
12:44what if I'd literally eat me words and collapse god forbid well I've got this remember who you are
12:51Tamara Thomas bitch and are you picking on these three do you know what I'm actually not we know
12:56it's a roast a roast you've got to win no I am I am Dee Dee but these two I'm just going to say
13:00one little comment okay that's the only air time these bastards tomorrow's roast is going to be
13:06avant-garde I'm sure it's going to be really funny whether or not it's going to be a roast
13:12is another question entirely is anyone struggling with how they get into the joke yeah maybe a little
13:19bit yeah I think a good one is you know picking on that worst quality and exaggerating it to the
13:24emph degree I'm not saying she's thick but that's always a great one my worry is it's coming across
13:30mean I really really don't want to do that go try it out on me okay so it was like Banksy I'll always
13:35remember your lyric face is full of filler and egos are enormous which is funny because you are just
13:40a filler and your nose is ginormous oh there you go that's funny that's not too mean oh my god that's
13:47quite positively tame that's the joke you chose to try out on Alan I can't wait to hear the rest of
13:52yes sir if the joke doesn't land pick yourself up just be confident they're funny you thought they
14:00were funny they're going to be funny yeah kind of second guessing myself I'm just looking at my jokes
14:05and I'm just thinking are they funny enough are they good enough it's a lot of pressure comedy's a
14:09bit like sex you shouldn't really talk about it you should just do it yeah and so you get a miserable
14:15scowl off Michelle visage fucker listen you're all really funny I can't wait to see you out there
14:22good luck thank you right slap slap slap do you guys think northerners are more funny than us
14:32obviously I think because the struggle is real in the north as well that has been by so many people
14:38you find comfort and humor yeah coming from the northeast I found humor as an escape when I was
14:44younger everything's gray dreary you either get up and laugh or you get up and just sit there and
14:49stare at the walls praying for bedtime from the day you're born you're getting the shit ripped out of
14:54you so yeah you've either got to keep up or get left behind really I think I feel like all
14:59northerners are real thick-skinned as well well it's fucking cold babe well yeah nothing human
15:05it's just daddy it's real it comes from like a heartfelt place we can take the piss out of each
15:12other but we'll be the first to stick up for someone I'm most comfortable when I'm taking the
15:16piss out myself yeah all my like friends used to rip me to shreds when I was younger I was overweight
15:23air braces and glasses in school I just really did not like myself you know I won't lie sometimes me
15:34being the butt of the joke all the time really shook my confidence but then when I started to find my
15:40like tribe of queer people that's kind of where I kind of became a bit of a class clown with people
15:47I think I was a lot more serious when I was younger especially when I was at school because I was
15:53trying to hide parts of myself you know to not make myself a target I didn't have any queer
15:57influences growing up I didn't know any queer people I mean I might have known queer people but
16:02I didn't know that they were queer I played a lot of rugby oh from like quite young until I got an
16:08injury when I was a bit older so I kind of stopped doing it there I could just imagine you
16:12I was a tight head prop that was like quite a lot bigger than everybody else in my age group
16:18um which used to terrify the parents in the car park for the games they were like are you sure
16:23he's 13 he eats a lot of mints it is a very masculine environment and I'm like I'm not a very not a very
16:31aggressive person you know like I'm trying to avoid conflict at every opportunity is really not
16:35you just got flung about on that pitch my god no I was doing the flinging mate oh did you stop it
16:41I'm looking at you in a different light babe you know it was drag basically I know that sounds
16:47ridiculous but playing rugby was just putting on a character you know when I was playing rugby it sort
16:52of gave me an outlet to perform a masculinity that I otherwise didn't really feel once I kind of like
17:01self-actualized as a queer person got comfortable with myself um I was able to be a lot more silly
17:07you know and then that is the greatest gift you know just being an idiot all the time could you
17:12imagine ginger johnson full drag doing a rugby match imagine ginger johnson full drag doing a rugby
17:18match have you not been watching that the last nine weeks
17:20I'm gonna bring in the north east energy to this row we're all nervous and we all want this so bad
17:34this is it
17:37welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK
17:45Michelle Visage now what would your dragiator name be
17:50oh this is easy vagina dentata wow fits you to a T I think you mean T
17:57several minutes yes and the super spexy Alan car what would your dragiator name be
18:03Alfredo that's a Tino Alfredo because I'm so safe
18:09and funny lady Aisling B welcome are you ready for the main event do you know what Ru the last person
18:19who asked me that also had no trousers on
18:20and do you have a dragiator name I have chosen the meanest scariest most intimidating name of all
18:29Michelle Bizarre
18:32this week we challenged our queens to battle it out in a comedy roast
18:40gladiator style tonight on the runway category is poofs on parade
18:47racers start your engine and may the best drag queen win
18:52now live from the tickety-boo arena our dragiators are ready to rumble
19:01put your fisticuffs together for the flames and standing fighters
19:08do you want the smoke because you're gonna get it
19:13let's make some noise you bastard
19:17I'm a wild woman you don't know what accents coming out me mouth you don't
19:36know what's coming out me mouth and I'm from Alipoo I would all be scared I want to
19:42take the privilege the honor to be standing on this stage in front of a bunch of fucking losers
19:49you know and I'm seeing a lot of confused faces is it because I'm wearing clothes or is it because Kate Butch
19:58be all you bitches
20:00I find that hilarious
20:04you go baby
20:05now going back to losers
20:07Alexis St. Pete
20:09you know
20:10that poor
20:11Johnny the goldfish
20:12that poor little man
20:14it was really hanging on for dear life
20:16just like Miss Naomi Carter's toes
20:18and that lip thing
20:20bitch I've never looked at a set of toes in all my life
20:23and instantly thought
20:24monster munch
20:25you've got the feel like a monster and Banksy's got the face to match it
20:32you know
20:33it really is the family sisterhood
20:35speaking of family and sisters
20:37Miss me meelicious
20:39oh my good god
20:40god forbid
20:41if you had something talking about and it was not including her
20:44god forbid
20:45that bitch would wind it all the way back and boom
20:48she's in the conversation
20:49in fact I'm surprised the bitch hasn't stepped on the stage and it interrupted this little spiel
20:53oh my god
20:57Alan Carr you know
20:59you were sexy bitch
21:01I look at you
21:02you smile
21:03and I see resemblance
21:04I have a fire gap
21:05and you have the same gap in your teeth
21:07you see that
21:09and Mike Michelle
21:10you've really shown
21:11not only me and these bitches how you do drag
21:13you've looked stunning every single episode
21:16and last
21:17oh thank you
21:18yes babe that was a compliment bitch
21:20thank you
21:21you deserve it
21:22thank you
21:23you look gorgeous
21:24thank you
21:25and last mamaroo
21:26I have a couple of things to say
21:28yes
21:29now if you don't put my ass in this finale
21:33I'm gonna kill you
21:34cause I'm gonna eat that up of this bitch
21:36I'm gonna eat that up of this bitch
21:37I'm gonna eat that up of this bitch
21:39I'm gonna eat that up of this bitch
21:44Tamara was the perfect person to go first
21:47woo
21:48she's like a Tasmanian devil on us
21:50ha ha ha ha ha
22:02entering the thunderdome
22:03it's DEEDI decimator
22:05I'm gonna DEEDI smash
22:07these other queens out of the ring
22:10let's go
22:11oh oh oh oh oh
22:13who's ready to get DEEDI destroyed
22:15let's go
22:18woo
22:19Are we ready for a roast?
22:21Yeah!
22:22Are we ready?
22:23Are we steady?
22:24Yeah.
22:25Let's get to it.
22:26Our distinguished panel of judges, the knockout with no knockers, it's Michelle Bessage.
22:33Now, Michelle, you always look so gorgeous and so glamorous and it takes a gay village,
22:39no, a gay army, no, a gay brigade, no, a gay horde, with a tank of Botox.
22:46It's a shame Kate Butch doesn't have the same resources you do.
22:50Aww.
22:51And the senior champ herself, RuPaul.
22:54Give it up for RuPaul, everybody.
22:56Yay!
22:57Gets him back in the house.
22:59Walking stick, click, clack, and about.
23:03Alan Carr.
23:04Hello, my darling.
23:06Hello.
23:07Now, Alan, I feel like you don't know much about drag, but I'm going to show a drag tip with
23:12you.
23:13So, tape can be used to enhance anything.
23:15I use tapes to snatch my face up and look gorgeous.
23:18You should use tape over your mouth so you won't stop talking.
23:22And then we have guest judge.
23:25No, I'm kidding.
23:26Ashlyn B.
23:27I loved you as a captain in eight out of ten cats.
23:32And I give this look a one out of ten cats.
23:34Aww.
23:35Let's go down to our queens.
23:37Alexis St. Pete, my lovely blonde with a whole lot of ambition.
23:42Green.
23:43Just not many results.
23:44Aww.
23:46Vicky, vivacious.
23:47Hello, gorgeous.
23:48Now, Vicky is the horniest drag queen I have ever met in my entire life.
23:53Her name should be Vicky Viagra.
23:55Because her performance in the reading challenge was an absolute dysfunction.
24:00Kate Butch.
24:02Now, describing your drag reminds me of an airport.
24:05It's absolutely terminal.
24:06And your departure was delayed.
24:07Now, onto the rest of them.
24:20Is this the best we could do?
24:22Tamara Thomas, the body queen.
24:24There's only two things that are fake about Tamara Thomas.
24:28Her face.
24:31Ginger Johnson.
24:32Oh yeah.
24:33Badge hoarding bitch.
24:35No.
24:36Did no one teach you sharing is caring?
24:37No.
24:38Unless you're sharing makeup tips.
24:39Then that is just sabotage.
24:43Michael Marouly.
24:44Hello.
24:45Michael is so old.
24:46Every time Michael lets out a little fart, all you hear is,
24:49BOOM!
24:52It looks like I've done all the girls.
24:53And it wouldn't be a D-Delicious roast if I didn't roast myself.
24:57Now, I have the same number of IQ as I do badgers.
25:00Zero!
25:04Smashed it.
25:05Some of the jokes, but most of them, missing.
25:11Watch out for the Geordie Walloper.
25:16The Geordie Walloper is here, and she's here to slay.
25:20Go on!
25:22Woo!
25:25Ginger!
25:27Ginger!
25:29Ginger!
25:30Ginger!
25:31Ginger!
25:32Hi, everybody. My name's Ginger Johnson. Say hi, Ginger.
25:40Hi, Ginger.
25:41Thank you, Dee Delicious, for whatever that was supposed to be.
25:46Bless Dee Dee. She's never been to a panto.
25:49She's never seen a musical.
25:50She's never even heard of gladiators.
25:53I've eaten yogurts that are more cultured than Dee Delicious.
25:57Naomi is here.
25:59Naomi, when you went up against Cara in that lip-sync,
26:02the only cliffhanger about that episode was the toes poking out the front of your shoes.
26:07Yeah, they were, sweetheart.
26:10Naomi's feet look like E.T. flicking through the phone book.
26:15The only thing longer than Naomi's toes is Dee Dee's losing streak.
26:20Oh!
26:22I'll take it. I'll take it.
26:24Michael Marooly is here.
26:26Michael Marooly is a gorgeous, kind human who really plays into the traditions of drag.
26:35She paints for the back row in Australia, the Institute for the Binds.
26:40Tamara Thomas is here.
26:44Hiya, love. You all right?
26:46What can I say about Tamara Thomas?
26:48Tamara Thomas is so orange she pisses pure vitamin C.
26:53Tamara Thomas is so orange she makes Michael Marooly look like a human being.
26:57My favourite thing about Tamara Thomas is that she floats around in her own little world.
27:06The only thing looser than Tamara's grip on reality is Vicky's hole at the end of Pride weekend.
27:12Kate Butch is here.
27:18Oh, God.
27:22Kate Butch wouldn't know good makeup if it came up and slapped her in the face.
27:26Which it never will.
27:31Kate. Kate. Kate.
27:33That's all.
27:33Kate's hairline is so hard.
27:36If this was the 90s, RuPaul would try to snort it.
27:39Which brings me to our panel, Alan Carr.
27:46I love you, Alan Carr.
27:47How you doing, darling?
27:49Alan is so annoying.
27:50He makes Amanda Holden look like a good time.
27:55She's here for some reason.
28:00And finally, Michelle Desage.
28:02Hi, Michelle.
28:03You know, Michelle, your body is a temple.
28:07Ancient.
28:09And like all stunning temples, if you put 50p in her box, she'll let you have a look around.
28:17Pensioners go free on Sunday.
28:19Yay!
28:20That's always tremendous.
28:22Yay!
28:24Ginger! Ginger!
28:25Ginger! Ginger!
28:26Ginger! Ginger!
28:26Ginger's just killed her set.
28:28Joke after joke after read after roast.
28:31I'm thinking, fuck.
28:32See ya!
28:34Be very afraid.
28:38It's Maruli the Mozilla.
28:43Maruli the Mozilla for the win.
28:45Waaaaaah!
28:50Come on!
28:51Who's ready for a smackdown?
28:53Yay!
28:54Woo!
28:55Ginger!
28:55Oh, Ginger, this microphone smells like cigarettes and regret.
29:00Home.
29:06Michael just went back with them pants.
29:11Greetings, girls, gays, glamazons and gargoyles.
29:16I'm here tonight on a humanitarian mission.
29:20So fire up that barbecue and let's torch these pigs!
29:23Woo!
29:25Oh, hey, Jay-Z.
29:27How's Beyonce?
29:27How's Beyonce?
29:32Kate loves nature, despite what it's done to her face.
29:36Oh, my God.
29:39Kate is so ugly, her vibrator went limp.
29:43It's true.
29:48The only big, hard D she has in her life is depression.
29:51Oh, my God!
29:57Speaking of depression, D deplorable.
30:02You know what?
30:03People are going to say, you're selfish, you're rude, you're bad-mannered, you're annoying,
30:08you're a bitch.
30:09And to these people, I say, aww, uh-huh.
30:18Dee Dee is a baby.
30:19Everyone say, aww.
30:20Aw.
30:21Whitney Houston once said, I believe the children are our future.
30:26And if that's the case, thank God for global warming.
30:30Tamora Thomas.
30:37I bet.
30:38But Tamora is a dirty girl.
30:40Everybody point at Tamora.
30:42And on the count of three, shout filth.
30:44One, two, three.
30:45Filth!
30:46She is such a pervert, her Instagram pages are stuck together.
30:52Aisling B is here.
30:54Look at this.
30:55You're beautiful.
30:56You're talented.
30:57You're successful.
30:59What the fuck are you doing here?
31:02Ginger Johnson.
31:04Triple badge winner.
31:06Triple threat.
31:08Triple heart bypass.
31:15Now, Ginger, I'm going to tell you the truth.
31:18And I'm not going to sugarcoat it, because you'll probably eat that too.
31:21Oh!
31:23Oh!
31:23Speaking of strokes, RuPaul.
31:32Mother, I adore you with all of my heart.
31:36And I feel comfortable enough with you now to tell you the truth.
31:39You have this angry, poisonous, hideous-looking growth on your right shoulder.
31:44Michelle.
31:47Michelle Visage is such an ugly whore.
31:50The end.
31:51Speaking of whores, hi, Alan.
31:56I love.
31:58Alan is so gay.
32:00He could sit on a crayon and tell you what color it is.
32:06In conclusion, everyone is ugly, and I hate you all.
32:11Good night.
32:11The category is Poofs on Parade.
32:24First up, Dee Delicious.
32:26Oh, look, it's Poofs the Magic Slag on.
32:29I feel so rottenly expensive.
32:34I am just this massive gold bull sack.
32:40Take it or sleeve it.
32:41My lover's got no money, he's got his strong big sleeves.
32:46This look just took me from a double D to a triple D.
32:50It's shining on the runway.
32:52I feel untouchable.
32:55Joan Collins would be so happy with this outfit.
32:58Her sleeves have prolapsed.
33:01The price of gold just went up a lot.
33:05It's perfection that I said it and call me full of myself.
33:10But I love it.
33:12You can prevent fisting accidents.
33:19Tamara Thomas.
33:21I want the poof, the whole poof, and nothing but the poof.
33:24I am giving you awards for realness.
33:28Tamara in a lace gown.
33:30Can you believe?
33:32A gown?
33:33I am ready for my Oscar.
33:34I am ready for my BAFTA.
33:36I am ready for it all.
33:37Better call the chemist because her poof is on fire.
33:39Ooh.
33:41I'm giving red, orange, gorgeous little updo with a little kiss curl.
33:47Of course, if I'm going to wear a gown, you're going to see the body.
33:49But it's sexy.
33:51It's hot.
33:52It's everything you're not.
33:54In Tamara Thomas' talk, that color is skin tone.
34:01The judges are absolutely loving it.
34:03I could serve these bitches a bin bag and they'd love it.
34:06It's how you present the bin bag, darling.
34:11And poof, she's gone.
34:14Ginger Johnson.
34:16She's late because she was out shooting hoops.
34:19Today, on the runway, I am serving Scarlett O'Hara,
34:22who has fallen into a bath full of absinthe and in a hallucination has met Laura Ashley.
34:28Poof is in the pudding.
34:29I don't get what all the hoopla is about.
34:32For me, poofy means light and full of air, so I decided to fill myself with as much air as possible.
34:42We know where to stand if it rains.
34:43Yes.
34:44This look is a dress the size of a circus tent.
34:48I could have three rings in here and nobody would know.
34:52Dress for the blowjob you want.
34:58Hey, Michael Maroon.
34:59Hey.
35:01She woke up in this.
35:02Literally, she woke up in this.
35:04I'm serving puffer jacket realness.
35:08All those chavvy girls you'd see hanging around the supermarket.
35:10Let's turn chav into couture.
35:13Now, give me your lunch money.
35:16Does this jacket make my leg look fat?
35:22This is 27 meters of puffer jacket fabric.
35:25I look huge, I look volumous, I look amazing.
35:29I bet she's a fiddler on the poof.
35:33Head, shoulders, knees and hoes.
35:36Here I am in all me puffy glory.
35:38Been training all me life for this.
35:40I didn't know jackets came with testicles.
35:46Welcome, queens.
35:48With just one week until the grand finale,
35:51it's time for the judges' critiques.
35:55Let's start with Tamara Thomas.
35:57Flaming fanny fighter.
36:00Tamara, I'm not sure what I watched with you,
36:02but I'm so buying a ticket.
36:04When we go to a comedy club,
36:06they always put someone like you on first.
36:07You get the party started.
36:09Let's go, bitches!
36:11You're like, right, tonight is going to be a good night.
36:14It was really, really wonderful and confident.
36:17Tamara, to come out, you set a tone of an energy
36:19that everyone else had to match,
36:21and you just sold it, as I said, to a waiter in a pub.
36:24Thank you so much for delivering me that roast.
36:28Tonight on the runway,
36:30it's shocking to see you in clothes, first of all.
36:33I love this shape on you, the silhouette,
36:36but the corset should be nude.
36:37What happens is our eyes just go to this black corset,
36:39but the rest of it is stunning.
36:41I wonder whether I would have liked to have a mink soul with that
36:45or maybe a muff.
36:46Can you say muff on the telly?
36:48Yeah, that's disgusting.
36:49I find that offensive.
36:50Sorry.
36:52Love the silhouette.
36:53We all know you're very funny.
36:54Was there a point in your roast that you felt,
36:57oh, I've lost it.
36:59I don't feel confident.
37:01No, not at all.
37:01I was a little bit nervous,
37:02but as soon as I just strutted up and down
37:04with that gorgeous hunk of the man,
37:06I was just like, right, I feel in charge.
37:08Let's go and have a lap.
37:09You were very confident.
37:10You were very funny.
37:11All right, thank you.
37:12Up next, Dee Dee-licious.
37:15It's inspirational to see you out there
37:16and doing your thing with kids who've been doing drag
37:18a lot longer than you have.
37:19I was very proud.
37:20You had so many gorgeous jokes,
37:22and you also did rolling gags on top of people as well,
37:24which is just gorgeous.
37:26I mean, some of the jokes, I didn't work,
37:28but I could see what you were doing with them.
37:30When you do jokes about wordplay,
37:31they sometimes lack a bite,
37:33because you go, oh, that's clever,
37:35but no one goes, ha, ha, ha, wordplay.
37:37People just go, mm.
37:38But, oh, my God, this look now is 80s.
37:41It's excess.
37:42It's more, more, more.
37:44It's the tsunami of gold.
37:45Stunning.
37:46Beautiful look.
37:47Love it.
37:47This is my favorite look tonight.
37:49I've had moments with your looks on and off
37:50in this competition.
37:51This one is a beautiful, beautiful drag Ferrero Rocher.
37:56You look delicious.
37:57You look rich.
37:58Now that Michelle has mentioned a Ferrero Rocher,
38:01I sort of want to eat you.
38:02Yeah.
38:03And you can take that as you want,
38:05but it's stunning.
38:05Sky's the limit.
38:07You know, this outfit is like
38:08an editorialized version of the 80s,
38:10and it is perfection.
38:13There's another one that'll go down
38:14in Drag Race, Herstory.
38:15Joan Collins could never, full stop.
38:19She'd like to try.
38:20She'd like to try.
38:21Your comedy rose,
38:22the odds were stacked against you,
38:24but it did not deter you.
38:26Where do you think that confidence comes from?
38:27I'll be honest,
38:28I was super in my head,
38:29as always,
38:30before this challenge.
38:32And what we talked about, Alan,
38:34and I knew I had to exert confidence
38:37no matter what.
38:38So whenever I said a joke that maybe didn't land,
38:40it didn't really faze me.
38:42I do feel super proud of how I did tonight,
38:44because I didn't expect myself to do that well.
38:48All right, up next, Ginger Johnson.
38:51The Geordie Walloper.
38:53Literally, the only word I wrote down was amazing
38:55because I was so captivated.
38:56It felt hysterical, fun, inclusive,
39:00like everybody was in it.
39:01The only thing that was a thorn in your side
39:02was those cards.
39:04Don't let it upset you.
39:05It didn't take anything away from the fact
39:07that you fucking killed it tonight.
39:10Absolutely loved that performance.
39:12It was so funny.
39:13Tamara Thomas is so orange,
39:15she makes Michael Marooly look like a human being.
39:18Everyone was a zinger.
39:20There was not a single one that didn't land.
39:22I wrote down on my notes,
39:23tennis ball machine,
39:24because that's what I felt like we were getting,
39:26like,
39:26do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
39:27You're like, ah, ah, ah.
39:28So many jokes coming out of you.
39:30I learned watching you,
39:32so thank you for the entertainment, frankly.
39:34This look, different take.
39:36That's what it's about.
39:37Versatility, constantly switching it up.
39:39And you keep me guessing every single week.
39:42This outfit is amazing.
39:43It's exaggerated in all the right places.
39:46And you wear it so well.
39:48You are such an incredible queen.
39:50So funny.
39:52I had no doubt that you would knock it out of the park,
39:54and you certainly did.
39:56I'm just so proud to be here with these girls.
39:59It's like Disneyland for drag queens.
40:01Every loop that your drag could be put through,
40:04this is where it happens.
40:05And I'm just so proud to be here.
40:07Well done.
40:09Up next, Michael Marulli.
40:12Marulli the Merciless.
40:14You had a lot of great jokes.
40:17You were in control of that microphone.
40:19You owned that stage.
40:21And to be honest,
40:22you had me the minute you got rid of those cards.
40:25The ultimate shade.
40:28I don't need cards.
40:30I know my jokes, bitch.
40:31And I was like,
40:34oh, this is going to be fun.
40:37But once you got into that relenting rhythm,
40:39it was like a workout for my abs.
40:42But, oh, it was just good for the soul.
40:45I loved it.
40:46You have a lovely maternal energy about you.
40:48Kind of like,
40:49I'd probably say thank you
40:50if you kicked me in the head.
40:52You know,
40:52you've got that energy about you
40:53that's gorgeous.
40:54I just loved it.
40:55And this outfit tonight,
40:56it reminds me of like,
40:57you know when you see
40:58a cold Italian glamorous tourist?
41:00You know,
41:01they're like,
41:01I'm very cold
41:02so I have this giant puffer jacket on.
41:04I want it in every color.
41:08You paired it down on your face
41:11and you look 10 times bigger
41:13and 10 years younger.
41:14You look beautiful.
41:15I think this is the new direction
41:17for Michael Marulli's drag.
41:19Oh, thank you so much.
41:20Watching you in all of these weeks
41:22show us what you're made of.
41:24The years of being on stage,
41:28it really, really paid off tonight.
41:31That comedy routine was masterful.
41:33It was masterful.
41:34I'm blown away.
41:35I'm getting a bit emotional
41:36and it's so silly,
41:37but I can't talk.
41:41I've weighed my whole life
41:42for this moment
41:43and just to hear this,
41:44like,
41:47you've given me everything
41:48just by being here.
41:50I think you all know
41:52what you have
41:54and what it is
41:55that allowed you
41:56to stay in this competition.
41:58You know,
41:58you just needed someone
41:59to recognize and go,
42:01yes, you got it.
42:02You are the chosen one.
42:03It's so hard for us
42:04to hear that,
42:05you know,
42:05after so many years
42:06of being pushed aside
42:08and not recognized
42:10for how beautiful we are
42:11and how smart
42:13and how creative.
42:15And here we are
42:16on this stage
42:17and we're telling
42:18all four of you,
42:19you got it, kiddo.
42:21You're fabulous.
42:22The world's gonna love you.
42:24In fact,
42:24the world already loves you
42:26to pieces.
42:27Oh,
42:28I love you.
42:31Thank you, ladies.
42:32I think we've heard enough.
42:33While you untuck
42:34in the workroom,
42:35the judges and I
42:36will deliberate
42:37and they leave the stage.
42:43Hiya,
42:44you shady, shady bitches.
42:46So we're back on untucked
42:47and look who's here.
42:50No, I'm joking.
42:51Hello.
42:53What a gorgeous little sight
42:54for sore eyes.
42:56I find myself just looking
42:59at Naomi's tits.
43:01I was like,
43:02hey, God.
43:02I saw girls,
43:06unfortunately,
43:07Carmel,
43:07she's feeling sick.
43:09She's gutted
43:09that she couldn't be here.
43:11So let's cheers
43:12to Carmel's house
43:13and hopefully
43:14she'll be back soon.
43:17Did you say
43:17enjoy the rose?
43:18Yes.
43:19I was like,
43:21wow,
43:21these girls are funny.
43:23I'm livid.
43:26Ginger,
43:26what do they say about you?
43:28I got good critiques.
43:29It was nice.
43:29You were so good.
43:31And you
43:32with the car
43:33and she just went,
43:34that's it.
43:34Yeah,
43:34the wrong dash.
43:35Yeah,
43:36it was so strong.
43:37It was fabulous.
43:37Oh,
43:38thanks God.
43:39I feel really good
43:40about what I did.
43:41I feel confident.
43:42But Ginger did amazing.
43:44So God only knows
43:45how this is going to go.
43:46My critiques were
43:47Michelle was really proud of me.
43:49The stuff Ru was saying,
43:52like as dramatic
43:53as it sounds,
43:54I touched my soul.
43:55I think I did great.
43:57I think I've redeemed myself
43:58in the comedy department.
44:00But I don't know.
44:02I think my runway today
44:03is really,
44:04really sick.
44:04So maybe that could
44:06carry me through.
44:07Miss Tamara.
44:08Yes, baby.
44:08How are your critiques?
44:09I mean,
44:10they were good.
44:10And I roasted
44:11most of you.
44:15Love most of you.
44:18Whoop.
44:18Oh.
44:20Who could that be about?
44:22Band crack.
44:23Girl.
44:24Girl,
44:24girl,
44:24girl,
44:25girl,
44:25girl,
44:25girl,
44:25girl,
44:26girl,
44:26girl,
44:26girl,
44:26girl,
44:27and I'm going to be truthful.
44:28Yeah.
44:28I kept such a professional head
44:31with some of you bitches.
44:32But girl,
44:32I'm going to lay it on the table.
44:34You left such a bad taste in my mouth
44:36after episode one.
44:40I know Vicky
44:41and I was waiting for this to happen
44:43and I'm like...
44:44I just think
44:47how you were
44:48from day one
44:50really did
44:51wipe my emotions with you.
44:53Okay.
44:53you're just
44:55very sneaky.
44:59Oh,
45:00Vicky,
45:01Vicky,
45:01Vicky!
45:03Oh,
45:04my
45:05God.
45:07And I know
45:07that you're doing it
45:09because you want to get
45:09to where you've got
45:11but the way you were
45:12with Alexis
45:13from the beginning,
45:14I just,
45:14I hated seeing it.
45:17I pity the drag queen
45:19that got to go up
45:19against you,
45:20baby.
45:20Absolutely.
45:21Who do you think's
45:22going to be your other?
45:24I think Alexis.
45:26A bit offended
45:26you say that.
45:27It was never
45:28about that.
45:29That is not
45:30the game I play.
45:31And the next day
45:32I said to you
45:33and I apologised.
45:35I was not trying
45:36to get under anyone's skin.
45:37Like,
45:38that's just not
45:38what I do.
45:40I think you're talented
45:40but I'm not going to,
45:42I'm not going to sit here
45:42and lie.
45:43I went through
45:44this competition
45:44just thinking,
45:45well,
45:45who else are you going to
45:46try and get rid of next?
45:48I didn't expect
45:49Vicky to come out
45:51with that about me.
45:52You're bringing up
45:53stuff from week one.
45:55I,
45:56I,
45:56I am just
45:56genuinely confused.
45:58I'd like to stand up
45:59for DeeDee here
46:00because at the time
46:02I also thought
46:03it was a bit sneaky
46:04but getting to know
46:06DeeDee more,
46:07I really don't think
46:07it was like that.
46:09Vicky said
46:10that she didn't call her out
46:11because she wanted
46:12to be professional
46:12but harbouring a grudge
46:14about somebody
46:15for ten weeks
46:16until you get the chance
46:17to stick in the knife,
46:18that is unprofessional.
46:19Alexis,
46:21I can't apologise
46:23enough for that
46:23and I really hope
46:24you know my intent
46:25was never to set you up.
46:27That I didn't feel
46:28like you were attacking me.
46:30I love you.
46:30I love you baby.
46:31Absolutely nothing negative.
46:33There probably is a little
46:34bit of resentment
46:35that DeeDee sent out
46:36but they sorted it out.
46:38They did they.
46:40What's drag race
46:41without a bit of drama?
46:42Exactly.
46:43The phrase lamp to slaughter
46:44was thrown around
46:44a little bit.
46:45Oh and guess what
46:47it involves me again.
46:51Fuck you.
46:52Fuck you.
46:54You were just a shitty.
46:57Seeing the workroom
46:58full of drag creatures
47:00again is really bringing
47:02home how far along
47:04this journey we are.
47:05We are so close
47:07to the clowning.
47:08I feel like I'm
47:09definitely going to be
47:09lip syncing.
47:10Whatever happens
47:11I don't feel bad
47:12because I know
47:13I didn't do bad.
47:13I'm not in the bottom
47:14but I did awful.
47:15That has been like
47:16the story of the season
47:17though that everyone
47:18has done so well
47:19in all the challenges.
47:20It's been like
47:21splitting hairs.
47:22Yeah.
47:22Splitting hairlines.
47:24He's going to say
47:25you want it right?
47:26Bitch I want it
47:27more than ever.
47:28I want to win this
47:29fucker to be this
47:30close.
47:32Oh.
47:33Oh help!
47:34Let's raise our glasses
47:35to the top four
47:36on the Eliminating
47:36Queens of Series 5!
47:38Yeah!
47:39Yeah!
47:41All right.
47:42Just between us
47:43girl friends
47:44what do you think?
47:46Let's start
47:47with Tamara Thomas.
47:49I was very proud
47:50that she was able
47:51to get up there
47:51open the show
47:52with not much material.
47:54Yeah!
47:55She just threw it
47:55all against the wall
47:56and hoped something
47:57would stick.
47:58Then I've got to
47:58eat that up
47:59with this bitch!
48:01Anyone can write jokes
48:02or have jokes written
48:03for them
48:03but if that type
48:03of uniqueness
48:04can't be bought
48:05She has got funny bones
48:06with some of the
48:07other queens
48:07I'll be thinking
48:08of their jokes
48:09on the way home
48:09I can't remember
48:10one of her jokes
48:11and I think
48:12that's very telling.
48:13Listen Tamara Thomas
48:14is such a star
48:15but there wasn't
48:16any real material there.
48:18Tonight on the runway
48:19I thought she looked
48:19beautiful
48:20I wish of course
48:21that corset was nude
48:22it would have just
48:23sealed the deal.
48:24So you might have
48:25been looking at
48:25the bodice Michelle
48:26the nipple behind
48:27the lace
48:28really erotic
48:29to be honest
48:29I felt I was like
48:30oh hi
48:31I got a bit hotter
48:32than the collar.
48:34Let's talk about
48:34Didi-licious.
48:35So Tamara didn't have
48:36a lot of material
48:37Didi had a ton
48:38of material
48:39What I love
48:39is that this
48:4020 year old
48:41gets up on stage
48:42tenacious
48:42determined
48:43confident
48:43did not falter
48:44She had a lot
48:45of jokes
48:45The majority
48:46of them were funny
48:47a lot of them
48:47didn't land
48:48Alexis St. Pete
48:50launched
48:50with a whole
48:51lot of ambition
48:52Green
48:53Just not many results
48:54But it didn't
48:56stop her
48:56so I want to
48:57give her credit
48:58for that
48:58Imagine how lucky
48:59we are this year
49:00that that might be
49:01one of the less
49:02confident performances
49:03of the comedy roast
49:04because it was just
49:05I still thought
49:05it was stupendous
49:06Love this outfit
49:07tonight
49:08Oh my gosh
49:09Just glorious
49:11It was 80s
49:12It was retro
49:12It was me
49:13sitting on a Friday night
49:14watching Dynasty
49:15and there was a little
49:16snippet into my world
49:18there
49:18Yes
49:19Strong night for Didi
49:22Just not as strong
49:23as some of the others
49:24Ginger
49:25It was sassy
49:26It was theatrical
49:27It was clever
49:28Naomi's feet
49:30looked like E.T.
49:31flicking through
49:31the thorn book
49:32She came out
49:34and she delivered
49:36a one-two
49:36knockout punch
49:37She just killed it
49:39What I think
49:39people can learn
49:40from her comedy
49:41is she didn't
49:42drop the F-bomb
49:43Swearing's a bit
49:44like farting in a lift
49:45You do it the first time
49:47it's funny
49:47If you keep doing it
49:50it's just
49:51it stinks
49:52The only thing
49:56that was a thorn
49:56in her side
49:56was those cards
49:57It kind of
49:58tripped her up
49:59for a millisecond
50:00I'm not sure
50:01I even noticed
50:01the cards at all
50:02if I'm honest
50:03I actually really
50:04understand needing
50:05that grounding
50:06Totally get that
50:07but it was neck and neck
50:08you know
50:08Yes
50:09And when it's neck and neck
50:10It's so hard
50:10That's like the one thing
50:12because it was flawless
50:13But the runway look
50:15typical Ginger
50:16completely left field
50:17I'm gonna do
50:18Poofs
50:19my way
50:20and I loved it
50:21That mind
50:21how does it work
50:22It just
50:23it's in another place
50:24My goodness
50:25that Ginger
50:25she is ready
50:26for a world stage
50:27Alright let's talk about
50:29Michael Maruli
50:30Absolutely amazing
50:31Let the jokes do the talking
50:33I loved it
50:33For look tonight
50:34I thought it looked
50:34Paris Fashion Week
50:35London Fashion Week
50:36There was a real
50:37like high-end quality to it
50:38What a night
50:39he's had tonight
50:40It was so funny
50:42and relentless
50:44Triple badge winner
50:45Triple threat
50:46Triple heart bypass
50:48It just kept coming
50:51It just kept coming
50:51and masterful
50:53in resetting the room
50:54Tonight was a benchmark
50:56for Rose
50:57Alright
50:58Silence
50:59I've made my decision
51:00Bring back my girls
51:02Welcome back queens
51:04I've made some decisions
51:06Ginger Johnson
51:11Michael Maruli
51:13Tonight
51:16you both raised
51:17the mother tucking poof
51:19Michael No Cards Maruli
51:23Condragulations
51:26you are the winner
51:27of this week's challenge
51:28And the recipient
51:34of the coveted
51:35Rue Peter badge
51:36Most importantly
51:41you've earned your place
51:43in next week's
51:45grand finale
51:45Wow girl
51:47I am a winner baby
51:52my third Rue Peter badge
51:54Oh my god
51:55Can't believe it
51:57I'm on cloud nine
51:58Ginger Johnson
52:00You are safe
52:02and you've earned
52:03your place
52:04in next week's
52:06grand finale
52:06I'm in the final
52:08I'm actually in the final
52:10What is happening?
52:11You two may step
52:12to the back of the stage
52:13Tamara Thomas
52:18TeeDeelicious
52:20I'm sorry my dears
52:22but you are both
52:23up for elimination
52:24The only thing standing
52:26between me
52:27and the finale
52:27is Dee Dee
52:28I love you girl
52:30but
52:30it's mine
52:31Two queens
52:33stand before me
52:35I've consulted
52:38with the judges
52:39but the final decision
52:41is mine to make
52:42Ladies
52:43this is your last chance
52:45to impress me
52:46and save yourself
52:49from elimination
52:51The time has come
52:54to lip sync
52:57for
52:58your
52:59life
53:00Tomorrow girl
53:05you're up against
53:05the lip sync
53:06assassin of the season
53:07so tread
53:08carefully
53:09Good luck
53:11and don't
53:13fuck
53:14it
53:15up
53:16I look up to
53:21the
53:22little bird
53:25that glides
53:27across
53:28the sky
53:30It sings the clearest
53:37melody
53:38It makes me want
53:43to cry
53:44It makes me want
53:49to sit right down
53:50and cry
53:51cry cry
53:52I walk along the
53:58silly street
54:00so dark
54:02with rage
54:05and feet
54:06I wish
54:09I wish I had
54:10the ways
54:11to fly away
54:12from here
54:14yeah
54:15But
54:16Mama
54:16I feel so low
54:19Mama
54:20where do I go
54:22Mama
54:24what do I know
54:26Mama
54:27you want
54:29you want
54:30mama
54:31with you
54:31but
54:32you
54:32you
54:32you
54:32best
54:33but
54:33this
54:34little bird
54:35is falling
54:35out of
54:36darkness
54:37now
54:37I've got a feeling
54:38that the
54:39mother
54:39been blessed
54:40I've just
54:41got to
54:42fuck
54:43this
54:43way
54:44to
54:44tell
54:44I hope
54:46it is so
54:47yeah
54:47Mama
54:48the way
54:50you want
54:50go
54:51Mama
54:52what
54:53you want
54:54to know
54:54Mama
54:56lady's
55:17ladies
55:19I've made my decision
55:26Tamara Thomas, shantay you stay. You've earned your place in next week's grand
55:34finale. Thank you. You may join the other girls.
55:41D-delicious, my double D queen. You are delightful and gorgeous. Now, so Shay, away.
56:01Thank you so much. I've learned so much about myself and this is just, it's been the most
56:04amazing thing I've ever done. So thank you. Double D out.
56:09It looks like D-delicious just got D-de-ported. Oh, no.
56:21Love y'all.
56:26I was so close to the top three. Tamara. In all seriousness, I'm leaving on such a high note.
56:34I'm not coming home with any badges. And for the first time, I can confidently say that
56:41is just fine with me. I was a lip-sync assassin. I took three people down. I'm going to D-de-smash
56:47smash my way out of here and go to bed.
56:56Condragulations to my top three queens. Now I want to hear from you, our fabulous viewers.
57:04Who do you think deserves to be the UK's next drag race superstar?
57:10Are you team Ginger Johnson?
57:14Are you team Michael Marulli?
57:18Or are you team Tamara Thomas?
57:21Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, where we will crown ourselves
57:29a winner, baby.
57:32And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
57:36Can I get an amen up in here?
57:38Amen.
57:39Now let the music play.
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