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01:25when did you last see them about ten days ago when I finished working for them
01:35this is awful but in a way I'm not surprised what makes you say that Jamie
01:46Tanner was not a very nice man he'd hurt and upset a lot of people
01:55your music is so dead what's that love turn it down turn it up
02:22sure
02:35hey Dak these burgers are done you want one no
02:46Jamie will you play jugging around with me I'm on my break little man we'll do some more reading later
02:52it's so nice out
02:59mmm that's good
03:00I'll play with you Dexter
03:04no you don't understand it yes I do teach me
03:12I'm good
03:24where's my drink oh sorry I really wish that Jody would do things with a bit more enthusiasm I mean she's a nanny is it too much to ask me
03:32I'm looking forward to having sex later
03:34yeah
03:36who is
03:38kids are busy the others are away they won't be back for a while we can get a quick one in right now
03:42you'll love it when I say you I mean me
03:44look one thing if we do it now we won't be doing it again later
03:46if we do it now I won't be able to do it again so don't worry about that
03:50oh
03:56have a look at
03:58oh
04:04oh
04:06oh
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04:56oh
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05:00oh
05:02oh
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05:06what
05:08hurry up
05:10hurry up
05:12hurry up
05:14hurry up
05:16hurry up
05:18hurry up
05:20hey
05:22hey
05:24hey
05:26how was the monastery
05:28oh lovely atmosphere amazing views I'm pleased we went yes
05:30yeah
05:32well it couldn't have been that fast so you were only gone a couple of hours
05:34anything happened here
05:36yeah yeah oh yeah your premature return means that Nat missed out on a extended session of masterful lovemaking
05:42oh I'm so sorry about that
05:44lobsters has roasted
05:46how many did you get
05:47nine
05:48oh ouch
05:49got it
05:50that's too many
05:51you get it for the kids
05:52yeah
05:53I'm wasted on those little shifts
05:54I'm hopeless at shopping
05:55I normally forget something
05:56Millie's on the plane and Adam's coming along too
05:58oh
06:00finally get to meet the man
06:02Adam Adam name rings a bell have I met him
06:04the man who does everything for your children
06:06he's just their tutor
06:07oh
06:08forgot who he was
06:09she always hadn't mentioned him for a few minutes
06:11oh
06:12who's this
06:13Millie's tutor
06:14he's coming here
06:15well Millie's flunked her mock so she needs to keep at it
06:17and to be honest we all like having him around
06:19I mean you do
06:20it would've been nice if somebody had asked me
06:22seeing as I pay for everything
06:23oh my god
06:27oh my god
06:29oh my god
06:34I never get tired of this for you
06:39Nice to be here again
06:41Thank you
06:42snake
06:43It's a snake
06:45ija
06:46Damien
06:47oh no, no I ate snakes
06:48for these sakes.
06:50Jodie, you're from Australia. You deal with it.
06:52What? You probably kill them all the time at home.
06:54I live in Melbourne.
06:56I'm gonna grab a knife and chop its head off.
06:58You will not, you pig. We just need to get it out.
07:00I don't want to bite anyone. It's not doing any harm.
07:02At least they're poisonous.
07:18Is that alright?
07:36Hi, you must be Jamie.
07:40Yeah. Adam, so nice to meet you.
07:42What an amazing place this is.
07:44How long have you had it?
07:4612 years. And you built it yourself?
07:48Yeah, with my bare hands.
07:50No, there was builders and an architect. Nat was in charge.
07:52She has all the style and taste and I have all the money.
07:54You're here to tutor Millie?
07:56Yeah, just a bit.
07:58Sort of help out where I can. I'm free-loading really.
08:00Clearly.
08:02Well, welcome to our vacation.
08:04Adam! You're here!
08:06Your Manny showed up.
08:08Hey Jules, this place is extraordinary.
08:10Yeah, I know. Why don't you come over to our house?
08:12I'll show you where you're staying.
08:14There's more.
08:16So nice to meet you both.
08:18See you later.
08:20See you later.
08:22Nice luggage.
08:24Oh, thanks.
08:26Nice luggage? Really?
08:28Super excited about it.
08:29Shut up.
08:30How about my luggage?
08:32It's not hard, Damon. All you need is garlic and tomato.
08:46Good pasta.
08:48And I ain't blood in the street, the town of Chicago.
08:52He's right on the rides that follow with me.
08:56I'm lucky.
08:58Ah, good to see you again.
09:02Hiya.
09:03Hello, Spiros.
09:04Hi.
09:08Oh, thank you.
09:09Bye.
09:10That's not for me.
09:11I promise.
09:12Yeah, I will.
09:13What do you think, girl?
09:15I love it.
09:16Way to see.
09:17Hey, kid.
09:18Good.
09:19Give her a second.
09:20Can you tell me?
09:21Yeah.
09:22Let's have a look.
09:24Aww.
09:35Of course.
09:36All the way to the tippity-top-top.
09:38The attack number of one card is dealt with the defence power of the other card.
09:42If your card has any defence power left, it survives.
09:45If not, it gets put into your graveyard.
09:48Then to get new cards, look at your creature.
09:50That neat creature card gets you a spell card, which can use to boost your creature's power.
09:58Okay.
09:59Think I got all of that?
10:00Sounds pretty easy.
10:01Bet you I win.
10:02You wish.
10:03Why is Adam here?
10:05Did you invite him?
10:07No.
10:08Jules must have.
10:09Well, we didn't bring our nanny.
10:11Why'd they bring their nanny?
10:12Oh, shut up.
10:13As long as it's entertaining Dexter, you should be pleased.
10:16Sex is not a nanny.
10:18I don't want to rush, follow it in.
10:23I've got Harry Potter stashed in my bag.
10:25I can't like one.
10:26Did you try that?
10:27The little sips.
10:28I don't know if you were Harry Potter.
10:30No, I should have had you.
10:32It's been so hot.
10:35I think it was busy.
10:37I think it was a local camera.
10:38Millie, have you had a drink for all of us?
10:41Um...
10:42No, you should be drinking the pot.
10:44Hello?
10:46No, they're hydrated.
10:50Hello?
11:00The bus's time.
11:03I find the bus's time.
11:05The bus's time.
11:09I liked ...
11:12...
11:15...
11:17...
11:21...
11:27...
11:29...
11:31...
11:33....
11:35...
11:37Cheers!
11:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:42We're approximately here.
11:43Ready, Hans?
11:44And, uh, this direction very good.
11:45How far we heading?
11:46Round Yanis Bay.
11:47But we're gonna stop for a swim on the way.
11:49Will you grab me a beer?
11:51Aye, aye, Captain.
11:52I'm thinking we stop here.
11:54We get this right here.
11:56We get this right here.
11:58We get this right here.
12:00We just want to make it an hour and a half as well.
12:03Just enough off of it.
12:05One more work with that.
12:07Oh, no!
12:09Let's see.
12:11Oh, no.
12:13Oh.
12:15Oh!
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh, no.
12:19Oh, no!
12:20Oh, no.
12:22Oh, no.
12:23There's a part of the tracks that we have,
12:24Oh, no.
12:25Oh, no.
12:26Oh, no!
12:29Oh, no!
12:30Oh, no!
12:32No!
12:34Oh, my God.
13:04I can read your mind.
13:06Really?
13:07Yes.
13:09What did I think?
13:12Not exactly subtle, was it?
13:14No.
13:15Wasn't it?
13:22Right.
13:23You've got to jump off the deck and hit as many of the inflatables as you can.
13:27Flamingo is ten points because it's the smallest.
13:30Unicorn, five points.
13:32Shark, five points.
13:33Who's going in first?
13:35Me.
13:35Oh, okay.
13:36Yes, offer.
13:37Straight in.
13:38It's crazy.
13:39Okay, ten points.
13:40Right, who's next?
13:41Oh, Lille Croix.
13:44Go on, Dixie.
13:45Training ball.
13:46Yes, big man.
13:49Nowhere near April.
13:50Good try, though.
13:51Okay.
13:52Kit, are you two cool to engage with a game like this?
13:55I'm going to get all three.
13:56Oh, fighting talk.
13:58Hey, Kit.
14:01Great diet.
14:02Best you've ever done.
14:04Five out of ten.
14:09Right, coming in.
14:11Cannon ball!
14:12It's fucking ridiculous you can't book a table.
14:18Greeks invented democracy, but they can't install Wi-Fi.
14:21Come on, boys.
14:21Relax.
14:22We're on a holiday.
14:23Fucking moron in the pink shirt's been staring at his bill for like 20 minutes now.
14:28Why don't I just go and tell them that we're waiting?
14:30No.
14:31Yeah.
14:32No, please don't.
14:33No, please do.
14:34Don't worry.
14:34I'll be charming.
14:36Not necessary.
14:37It's embarrassing.
14:55Thank you so much.
15:00Five minutes.
15:01Well done.
15:02What did you say?
15:03Oh, I bought them a bottle of Chipordo.
15:05Told them that Damien had always wanted to eat here, but only had two hours to live.
15:09I'd be perfectly happy if that was true.
15:11Oh, shit.
15:16So what is it you're launching?
15:18No, it's a luxury dog food.
15:20A dry kibble.
15:22Good idea, actually.
15:23Endless demand, little four-legged repeat customer.
15:26You run a successful venture capital firm, Jules told me.
15:30You weren't tempted to go in on it.
15:31I looked at it, but I didn't love how expensive it was.
15:33Yeah, who needs to feed a dog kale?
15:35I think there's a market for it.
15:36Kale, carrots, spinach, salmon, alfalfa.
15:40I didn't love the branding, or the name, or the boss.
15:43Of course you didn't.
15:44But I kicked a little in.
15:46Yeah, I'm very grateful for it.
15:47For the text, right?
15:48I was thinking of going for a walk up there in the morning, if anyone's up for it.
15:52Yeah.
15:52Do you know what happened up there on this island, according to Greek myth?
15:55No.
15:56Right, so Zeus was raised on Naxos over there.
15:59And up there is where, supposedly, disguised as a swan, he seduced and raped Nemesis.
16:05Oh, good.
16:06Nemesis as in goddess of revenge.
16:09Revenge and retribution, yeah.
16:11She wasn't just about punishment and violence.
16:13It was all about equilibrium.
16:15She was there to dish out happiness or unhappiness to balance out the world.
16:18And here I thought Nemesis was just a roller coaster at Thorpe Park.
16:21How do you know all this?
16:23I did classics at university.
16:26Zeus basically tried to shag anything.
16:28He's always disguising himself as birds or fish or deer in order to ravage women.
16:34In fact, by today's standards, I think the king of the gods would probably quite rightly
16:36find himself being cancelled.
16:38So, wait, why was he so interested in Nemesis?
16:41She must have been very beautiful.
16:43Because after he slept with her, so the myth goes, she gave birth to an egg, as you do,
16:47I guess, when you've been bonked by a swan.
16:48And from the egg came a child who grew up to be Helen of Troy.
16:53What, you on my pubquist team?
16:56Anyway, I thought it would be wonderful to go out there at dawn, see the sun come up.
16:59To the site of a sexual assault.
17:01A mythic crime scene.
17:03Trust me, it will be beautiful.
17:05The gods only had sex in really beautiful places.
17:08I'm sure.
17:08I'd be up for that.
17:09Yeah, me too.
17:11What time should we go?
17:13So, wait, sunrise is, what, 5.30?
17:15Probably need to set up about 5?
17:17Ooh, perfect.
17:17Ah, Damien, Jamie, can I tempt you?
17:21Not really a morning person.
17:22Not really an evening person either, are you, darling?
17:25I'm at my best around tea time.
17:27Do I want to get up at 5 and climb a hill?
17:29No, thank you.
17:29But you go ahead and take the kids with you.
17:31Yeah, you take the kids with you.
17:33Okay, Nat, Jules, Dawn hike.
17:35Yes.
17:36We're on.
17:37Let's do it.
17:37Six months.
17:42Six months.
17:43It's just a thing.
17:45It's her.
17:46It's her.
17:46What happened?
17:47How did she begin?
17:49Yeah, she is.
17:52It was that.
17:53It's her.
18:00Yeah, do they know about me?
18:34Oh, octopus.
18:37Let's get some octopus.
18:39Can I get three?
18:42There we are.
18:45I don't think we should get it.
18:47Oh, it's amazing.
18:48I do a banging octopus stew.
18:50Oh, yeah.
18:51I'll do that.
18:53Thanks.
18:54Octopus meat is very tough, so you need to break it down before you can cook it.
18:58Do you know how you do that?
19:00No.
19:02Is it okay?
19:07He's dead.
19:09He's dead.
19:10He's dead.
19:11He's dead.
19:28I see him.
19:32I'd love to fucking gut you and hang you on a lane.
20:02Henry VIII wanted to get rid of Catherine of Aragon because she hadn't produced a male heir.
20:06Here you go.
20:07Thanks, Iris.
20:09But the Catholic Pope's been letting him divorce her.
20:12Secondly, he needed the...
20:14Are you on social media?
20:15I told you, no social media until this whole situation is resolved.
20:19Get off the fucking phone.
20:21Just put the fucking phone away, you know, you shouldn't be on it.
20:23Oh my God, just stay off the fucking...
20:25Stop going on.
20:26Look at that out there. You got your head in your fucking phone and...
20:32Kids and their phones, huh?
20:38I'm gonna start the lobsters.
20:44What was that about?
20:45Can't talk about it.
20:46Um, and what was the third?
20:49Uh, he just hated the Pope's having any power?
20:53Yeah.
21:02If Damien was paying him, he wouldn't have brought on this many lobsters, right?
21:06He would have...
21:07Fuck a fucking guy.
21:08He doesn't.
21:10No, I'm not, don't worry.
21:11He wants to...
21:12He's wearing a car.
21:13He, he's wearing a car.
21:14I love this.
21:15I'm going to get it.
21:16He's wearing a hat.
21:17I'm going to take this big time.
21:18What are you doing?
21:19You're the best part out there.
21:20I like Star Wars.
21:21I love the Star Wars.
21:23Yeah, he is.
21:24He's wearing a little black mask.
21:29What are you doing?
21:30I love the best.
21:32He's doing stuff.
21:33I love it.
21:34I love the best part out there.
21:35I really do.
21:36He's doing stuff.
21:37I love the Star Wars.
21:38I don't know.
22:08I wish we had Adam as a nanny.
22:13No, no, there's something, I don't know.
22:16Something what?
22:17I don't know, just...
22:19Well, he actually plays with the kids, he cooks.
22:21Too perfect.
22:22He's eager.
22:23He's too eager.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Besides, he's with Jules anyway.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Oh.
22:29Oh.
22:30I believe that's our song.
22:32It is.
22:33Come on, you old boot.
22:35Come on, Fetty.
22:36Let's dance.
22:38Your Dutch accent, I don't even...
22:44I couldn't even understand your goddamn put-down.
22:48I said Fetty.
22:56What are you doing?
22:58Just having a snoop.
23:00Thought I'd see how the other half live.
23:01I wanted to check out the view from the balcony.
23:10Phew.
23:14Wow.
23:17Yeah.
23:18I think I can get used to working after this every morning.
23:22Right.
23:23I'm going to go make some cocktails if you fancy one.
23:24Come on.
23:36I was going to make some cocktails.
23:38I got one.
23:39You ever had a ginna colada?
23:41Pina colada, but made with gin, not rum.
23:44Oh, sounds disgusting.
23:45Sounds disgusting, but actually mind-blowing.
23:49Have you got a blender?
23:52Uh, yeah, keep looking.
23:53It must be somewhere there.
24:00I can't see it.
24:02Is it somewhere obvious?
24:03I'm being thick.
24:10That was the first dance at our wedding, remember?
24:13Yes.
24:14I wanted you to.
24:15I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
24:17Oh, ho, ho.
24:19Ah.
24:20There you go.
24:21Hey, who are you texting?
24:22All the time?
24:23Oh, you got a boyfriend?
24:24My Jerry.
24:25What's his name?
24:26Joel, apparently.
24:27If he exists.
24:28Nick.
24:29Joel, apparently.
24:31Nice skills.
24:33Used to work as a barman in a hotel.
24:36Had to make my money and tips.
24:37I haven't had cocktails or dance like this in forever.
24:40We need to dance more.
24:41We need to do more.
24:42We do.
24:43As long as it doesn't lead to another trip to rehab, my darling.
24:46It wasn't a fucking rehab.
24:48No, it was a spa.
24:49It was a spa.
24:50It was a spa.
24:51My father used to do this trick with a lit match where he'd let it burn all the way down
25:05to his fingertips.
25:07And even as it burned him, he didn't flinch.
25:09When I asked him how he did it, he said the trick was not minding that it hurt.
25:16That's from Lawrence of Arabia.
25:18That trick, that line, is from the beginning of Lawrence of Arabia.
25:21So I wouldn't give your dad that much credit.
25:26Never seen it.
25:27No, I've never seen it either.
25:29To my shame.
25:30Jesus Christ.
25:31I'm surrounded by heathens.
25:33It's a great movie.
25:34Celebrating an imperialist.
25:35I thought you said you hadn't seen it.
25:37I often mean to watch it, but it goes on for hours, doesn't it?
25:42What are we talking about?
25:44The Lawrence of Arabia.
25:46What did he do, your dad?
25:47Ah, sadly, he's no longer with us.
25:49He died 14 years ago.
25:51My mum was ill a lot when I was growing up, so he basically raised me and my sister on
25:55his own.
25:56He was a great man.
25:58I miss him.
25:59I'm sorry to hear that.
26:02What was your father like?
26:03Oh, not a great man.
26:07So how did you two meet?
26:13Oi.
26:14Oi.
26:15We met at a party after a show one night.
26:17I think Armani it was.
26:18I don't know how I got into that one.
26:19I have no idea how or why you got in.
26:22I didn't belong.
26:22I don't know.
26:23Anyway, we liked each other and then basically he stalled me for two years.
26:27I was stalking.
26:27It was a little more romantic than that.
26:29Well, you showed no mercy.
26:31And I was seeing someone.
26:33But several people.
26:34That is not the point.
26:35Wow.
26:36No, the truth is that I fell madly and deeply in love with you.
26:40Oh.
26:40And then your work moved you to Paris?
26:42No, I moved my work to Paris to try to spend more time with you.
26:47Really?
26:49Really.
26:49Anyway, there was this constant assault of, like, orchids and champagne and trips to
26:57the Grand Prix.
26:58Oh, poor you.
26:59It was relentless and very unimaginative.
27:01You didn't think he was very cool, did you not?
27:03I was cool.
27:04I am cool.
27:05I was cool for a moment, one time.
27:09We were friends for a year or two, I think.
27:12And then, in the end, you just gave in.
27:17It's a lovely tale.
27:19Now, when my mom died, Jamie was actually very, very kind and supportive.
27:23The fashion world is not exactly known for its kind and supportive men.
27:26Not kind and supportive anyone.
27:28Well, plus what I had going for me is every other dude in the fashion world is gay, so.
27:33What?
27:33No, I was on this yacht once in Cannes and literally I was the only heterosexual on that boat.
27:40Yeah, but that's what you think.
27:43Anyway, I had enough of their life and we moved to London and we got married.
27:49The end.
27:50You give up a lot to be with me.
27:53And I'm forever appreciative of that.
27:57Cheers to that.
28:04Oh, we're going in.
28:04We're going in.
28:05Is it that time?
28:06Oh, God.
28:07There you go.
28:08Off to you.
28:10Don't push me.
28:12Don't push me!
28:13Don't push me!
28:20It's a million twists and I'll go!
28:22No!
28:28Ah!
28:30Fuck!
28:40You alright?
28:42You alright?
28:52Just go...
28:54Just go, you alright?
28:56You alright?
28:58Everyone else?
29:00Not good.
29:02We're here.
29:04Get to work, you too.
29:06You alright?
29:08Just get to work.
29:12Bye!
29:14I love you.
29:16I know I'm wondering if the the answer is...
29:18This is obvious because...
29:20It's a shame Jules didn't wake up.
29:44She would have loved this.
29:45It was fun hearing all your stories last night.
29:47Do you ever miss it?
29:50Your Paris life, working at Elle, all of that.
29:53Uh, yeah, I miss it sometimes.
29:57How do you know about Elle?
30:00Oh, I think Jules mentioned it.
30:02She's told me all of your secrets.
30:04I hope not.
30:05What a shithole.
30:35Oh, I love the smell of pine.
30:54These islands are so beautiful.
30:57It's because they're limestone and marble.
31:00All the most beautiful landscapes are limestone.
31:03Are they?
31:04Italy, Greece.
31:06I know nothing of either, but when I try to imagine a faultless love or the life to come,
31:15what I hear is the murmur of underground streams, and what I see is a limestone landscape.
31:20What's that?
31:23It's a poem my father taught me.
31:29I've always been really into poems about geology.
31:32Oh, it's so nice to spend a morning without work or kids.
31:46Is Kit okay?
31:52He seems a bit distracted, even for a teenager.
31:56He's just got some issue at school involving two of his friends,
31:59including one boy who stayed with us for a holiday once.
32:03What happened?
32:03I'm sure it'll blow over once we get home.
32:11Yeah.
32:13I'm sure it will, too.
32:14I'm sure it'll blow over once we get home.
32:44You wait to see what I can do with a maraschino cherry.
32:49Oh, and my bottles.
32:59Show me that picture of him again, man.
33:01What, this one?
33:03What am I doing with this?
33:05I mean, here.
33:07Iris is getting married the day after you guys leave.
33:09Really?
33:10Yeah, I'm getting married.
33:11Yeah.
33:12Can we see your dress?
33:12I've got pictures on my phone.
33:14Wow.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:17You ladies and me look good.
33:20Okay, wait.
33:21Drop it in.
33:25Why did you leave without me?
33:28Oh, sorry, Jules.
33:29I didn't want to wake you.
33:31Why did you leave earlier?
33:32We didn't.
33:33We said 4.30, didn't we?
33:35We can do it again tomorrow if you like, Jules.
33:37I'd love to go again.
33:40No.
33:41It's fine.
33:41I definitely told her 4.30.
33:59Jodie?
34:00Hmm?
34:00Do me a favour, would you?
34:01Try this.
34:03Tell me if it's okay.
34:04Okay.
34:04Oh, no.
34:09That's disgusting.
34:10What's in that?
34:11Well, no, it should be nice.
34:14Uh-uh.
34:14Maybe too much Tabasco.
34:16I'll start over.
34:17Mm-hmm.
34:18I'll start over.
34:48Woo-hoo!
35:10Way to go, April!
35:12Come on, Dex!
35:13You got this, big man.
35:14All right, Dex, let's go.
35:20It's scary.
35:21It's only 15 feet.
35:22Just, it's easy.
35:26I can definitely see some rocks.
35:29Yeah, well, jump out that way, like your sister did.
35:34Come on, just do it.
35:37For fuck's sake.
35:39Come on, Dex, just go.
35:41I don't want to.
35:42Hey, you don't have to if you don't want to.
35:47I don't want to.
35:48That's fine.
35:49We'll try again later or find a smaller rock.
35:51Come on, buddy, grow a pair.
35:52Just jump out that way like April didn't like these kids back here did before.
35:57I'm going to, I'm just...
36:00Well, do it or don't.
36:02One way or the other.
36:03I don't give a fuck.
36:04Oh, shit.
36:14Oh, shit.
36:15Dexter!
36:17I've got you, buddy.
36:21Is he all right?
36:22You okay?
36:24Shit.
36:24Is he all right?
36:26He's fine.
36:27I'm sorry you got hurt, buddy.
36:37Okay.
36:38Come on, let's get you down out of here.
36:43I said I didn't want to.
36:45Yeah, yeah, I know.
36:46Why'd you make him jump?
36:47He said he didn't want to.
36:48Shut up, April.
36:49I told him not to jump out that way.
36:50There we are.
36:59You look better already.
37:01Now, we'll keep an eye on you,
37:02and then maybe tonight you go to bed a little bit earlier,
37:04like the woman said.
37:06Okay.
37:07What will Mum say?
37:09When you go to bed early.
37:11She'll say that's her first.
37:13About my head, Ben.
37:16Well, maybe we don't tell her.
37:18I mean, she'll only worry.
37:20And I think you're fine.
37:22The thing is, if we tell her that you've banged your head,
37:24she might not let you go out on a jet ski tomorrow.
37:27Yeah, I...
37:29So let's not any of us tell her, okay?
37:31Okay.
37:32Right, come on.
37:35Let's go, buddy boy.
37:38Let's go, April.
37:40We should come for a night out in town.
37:42Just you and me.
37:43I feel like I owe you a lot of drinks
37:44for letting me crash your holiday.
37:46Not a bad idea, actually.
37:49Give me a chance to get away from Damien for a night.
37:50Okay.
37:51Let's go, April.
38:01Oh, my God.
38:31Fuck.
38:33Fuck.
38:34Fuck.
38:35What the fuck?
38:43Fuck!
39:01That's what I want to do.
39:03That's all I want.
39:05Oh, my God!
39:08Everyone.
39:19Ah!
39:31There's time to play where we're still to come
39:36Taxi's here in 15. Time for one more
39:47It's a vodicolada
39:52I'll give you three guesses what's in it
39:55I think if we're able to shake off Damien for the night
39:59maybe we should try out that place
40:01Oh
40:03Your kind of establishment?
40:10Can I get two more vodka tonics please? Doubles
40:14You ever invested in a drinks biz?
40:17I like the beverage industry
40:19Yeah, we invested in a small single malt distillery and pipe
40:22You know that cater to the golfers that don't want to go all the way up to the highlands
40:25South America is a huge growing market for whiskey
40:28The women drink whiskey in South America
40:30South America
40:31So I should go long and large on whiskey?
40:33Yeah, have you got any money to invest?
40:36Jamie you dickhead
40:38I work part time as a tutor
40:40Okay
40:41Nice to see you again
40:45I thought you said you've never been to the island before
40:49I haven't
40:50Weird
40:51I guess
40:52I guess
40:53The tourists all look alike
40:54Yeah
40:55We get some smokes
40:56Top up please
40:57Yeah
40:58We get a top up please
41:11Can we get a top up please?
41:12Yeah
41:13Hey handsome, fancy a dance?
41:14Leave me a lamp please
41:15Sexy, cute, pop your little boot
41:16For you
41:17For you
41:48And glue
41:49And glue
41:50Am I fuckable enough for you
41:51Can I get a water?
41:52Yeah
41:53Oh my god
42:00More drinks?
42:01No, no I think I've had enough I can barely see
42:04Oh come on
42:05Don't be a pussy
42:06Let's get some shots
42:07Two sambucas please
42:08No problem
42:09No problem
42:10Yama
42:11Yama
42:12Yama
42:13Yama
42:14Yama
42:15Yama
42:16Yama
42:17Yama
42:18Yama
42:19Yama
42:20Yama
42:21Yama
42:22Yama
42:23Yama
42:24Yama
42:25Yama
42:27Yama
42:28Yama
42:29Yama
42:30Yama
42:31Yama
42:32Yama
42:33Yama
42:34Yama
42:35Yama
42:37Yama
42:40Yama
42:41Yama
42:42Yama
42:44Yama
42:46Yama
42:48I feel we can get a private dance
42:49Yama
42:50Yama
42:52Nan and I have a rule
42:53Blow jobs aren't cheating
42:55Yama
42:56At least that's my rule
42:58Ya nice
43:00Good one, go for it
43:02how about you uh i got a girlfriend i feel bad really yeah wouldn't be fair on kate
43:11i'm surprised yeah yeah i thought maybe you were gay
43:21right why is that i don't know just the way you know you
43:25you're a little just a little mincey you know and you're a manny so yeah well i'm not really
43:34a money now am i jamie i'm a tutor adam you're all right you're all right i think you know
43:40and it was really cool what you did with dex today and and not telling that i really appreciate that
43:46i do
43:55sorry all right come on let's get you home
44:16is he sick no he won't be
44:46here we are
45:00here we are that's 100 euros he was sick yeah sorry
45:30hmm
45:54hmm
46:00I don't know.
46:30I could kill you right now if I wanted, but I'm not going to do that, because I want you
46:42to suffer just like I did.
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