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S01 E09
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00:00:01What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:00:05I've been going round snooping.
00:00:07This is life or death, isn't it?
00:00:1019 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
00:00:14to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:17Let the games commence.
00:00:19Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:00:21All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:27One by one, the faithful have fallen.
00:00:30By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:34Oh, my God!
00:00:36And with only one traitor caught along the way.
00:00:38I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:00:41To the traitors!
00:00:45A deadly dinner party.
00:00:46You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.
00:00:50Parting is such sweet sorrow, see you.
00:00:53And the penultimate round table.
00:00:56Kate.
00:00:57Kate.
00:00:59Sealed the fate of the final five.
00:01:01Oh, jeez!
00:01:03But with suspicion still circulating.
00:01:05I'm pretty sure that Kat is a traitor.
00:01:08I am a favourite.
00:01:11Yeah, I'm not having it.
00:01:12Have the traitors done enough to take the win?
00:01:15If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.
00:01:17Yeah, traitors for life, yeah?
00:01:19Or will the remaining faithful hunt them down?
00:01:22I think that Kat and Alan are traitors.
00:01:27I'm coming for you.
00:01:28This is the celebrity traitors.
00:01:31It's the final morning and with no murder last night, all five players will be heading to the castle for one last breakfast.
00:01:40Cause it's a bittersweet symphony that's life.
00:01:41Oh, am I the first in?
00:01:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:43Am I the first in?
00:01:56Symphony, let's lie
00:02:00Am I the first in?
00:02:10Ah, no one else is here.
00:02:16I feel really good.
00:02:18I can't believe that I'm faithful
00:02:20and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:02:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:02:26It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:02:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started
00:02:31and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:02:34Shield. Yes.
00:02:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:02:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:02:40But I'm still here.
00:02:42I have loved it.
00:02:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:02:46I can't believe it.
00:02:48But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:02:52How's Nick done that?
00:02:54However, because this is the last day,
00:02:56I think you have to speak up.
00:02:57You can't sit back now.
00:02:59My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:03:03And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:03:06I really want to win now.
00:03:12Come in.
00:03:14Who is it?
00:03:15Hey, Kat.
00:03:15Hello.
00:03:16How are you?
00:03:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:03:18Just looking at the painting board and just seeing how mad it is,
00:03:22how many people have gone.
00:03:23It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:03:31I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:03:34You're not a traitor.
00:03:35No, I don't think you are.
00:03:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:03:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:03:41La, la, la.
00:03:43I do struggle with socialising.
00:03:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:03:48It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:03:51I'd like to speak.
00:03:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:03:55I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:03:58I'm not happy with you.
00:04:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:04:01You're OK.
00:04:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:04:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:04:07Two Traitors in the final.
00:04:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:04:11Traitors for life.
00:04:13I've come a very long way.
00:04:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:04:17We're in the final.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:20It's been quite a journey.
00:04:20Hello, hello, hello.
00:04:23Hello, hello.
00:04:25Look at that outfit.
00:04:28I love this.
00:04:29See the shoes?
00:04:30Oh, with clasps on.
00:04:33Oh, my God.
00:04:34I'm in the final.
00:04:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:04:39It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:04:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:04:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:04:47I'll see you up there.
00:04:49Please.
00:04:49I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:04:53You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:04:55Thanks.
00:04:56I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:05:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:05:03I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:05:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:05:10I would have killed her off.
00:05:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:05:16I've got you.
00:05:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:05:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:05:24You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:05:28It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:05:32I am a favorite.
00:05:34I am.
00:05:35My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:05:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:05:46It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:05:48It really is.
00:05:48Wonderful, infuriating.
00:05:51It's been everything.
00:05:52It's been absolutely everything.
00:05:54Come in.
00:05:57Hello.
00:05:57Yes.
00:05:58Hello, yes, Joe.
00:05:58Hi, Joe.
00:06:00Did you ever think...
00:06:02What, in general?
00:06:03No, do you ever...
00:06:03I have thoughts, yes.
00:06:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:06:06OK.
00:06:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:06:10Not in a million years.
00:06:12None of us did.
00:06:13None of us did.
00:06:14It is good.
00:06:15How cool is it?
00:06:16Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:06:19I'm knackered, but I have a shield.
00:06:23Let alone get to the final.
00:06:26Give it some.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28Don't get up.
00:06:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:06:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:06:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:06:40Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:06:43I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:06:45Being the ringleader of the first trait of banishment.
00:06:48I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:06:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:06:55To the Traitors!
00:06:57Yeah!
00:06:58I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:07:04I miss you, mate.
00:07:06I trust you implicitly.
00:07:08Likewise.
00:07:09Being in the Traitors final is way more stressful than Player of England.
00:07:14Yay!
00:07:15My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:07:21But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:07:24I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:07:28I can't stop!
00:07:29All bets are off.
00:07:31I want to win it.
00:07:32Just got to work out how.
00:07:35But we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:07:37We should!
00:07:38I am buzzing!
00:07:40Come in, David!
00:07:42Oh, yeah.
00:07:44Surprise, surprise.
00:07:45Surprise, surprise.
00:07:45Hello.
00:07:46I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:07:51Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:07:55Never thought I'd survive the Chests of Chance.
00:07:58And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:08:00I've put down Nico.
00:08:02I'm a faithful.
00:08:03I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:08:07I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:08:11Steven.
00:08:12A faithful.
00:08:12Yeah.
00:08:13To be on the missions.
00:08:16It's one thing watching this on TV.
00:08:18It is a totally different thing living this game.
00:08:21Mind your feet.
00:08:23My strategy of trying to look for behaviors hasn't got me anywhere.
00:08:27I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:08:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people that we've built real friendships here.
00:08:35I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:08:38If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:08:42But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:08:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:08:49I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:08:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:09:06Hi, Claudia.
00:09:08Hello.
00:09:09Hello.
00:09:11It's your final breakfast.
00:09:13Oh, I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:19And the final five.
00:09:21We started with 19 players.
00:09:24And it's you.
00:09:26Well done.
00:09:27You've absolutely smashed it.
00:09:29Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:09:33So, today, question everything and every one.
00:09:39But first, a mission.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42And it's a big one.
00:09:43And one more thing.
00:09:45Oh, no.
00:09:45Sorry.
00:09:46I lost my train of thought.
00:09:48Oh, my train!
00:09:50Oh, no!
00:09:51Has she said that wrong?
00:09:54Isn't it train of thought?
00:09:55Train of thought.
00:09:56I lost my train of thought.
00:09:57Do you think it was trail, Jo?
00:09:58Right, if you want to go outside.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Library?
00:10:06If you want, yeah.
00:10:10I'm really going to miss this view.
00:10:13It's gorgeous.
00:10:14What an experience.
00:10:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:10:25I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:10:27So, I'm suspicious of you.
00:10:28I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:10:30Everybody.
00:10:30We have to be.
00:10:31Yeah, we have to.
00:10:32Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:34Or two of us.
00:10:37Kat got some heat from Nick last night.
00:10:41And, obviously, our strategy has to change.
00:10:44Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:10:49I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:10:57Before we enter endgame...
00:10:59There's a banishment.
00:11:00There's a round table.
00:11:00There is a banishment.
00:11:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:11:05Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David, because I think they will.
00:11:12Option one, I could go for David and then David's gone.
00:11:16But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:11:20The other option to that is, actually, we get round David today to say, this is what we're thinking.
00:11:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:11:29There's different scenarios we have, but, ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:11:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:11:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:11:46But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla is a faithful.
00:11:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:11:56Hello.
00:11:56I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:02I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:12:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:12:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:12:11She's, you know, who takes her down to four.
00:12:13Yeah, I know.
00:12:13I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:12:15So, then there's four of us left.
00:12:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:12:20I forgot about the round table.
00:12:21I know, yeah.
00:12:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:12:24Well, let me know if I'm not there at the seat at the round table.
00:12:28Come and find me in the castle.
00:12:36It's time for the final mission.
00:12:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot for the winner's chosen charity.
00:12:44Final mission!
00:12:45I'm hoping it's like a steam train, because I wouldn't be happy with, like, you know, the 242 from Inverness.
00:13:00I want the full shebang.
00:13:03I'm more certain of you being a faithful than I am of myself.
00:13:08Don't think you can do that.
00:13:11This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:13:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:13:18Absolutely.
00:13:18All right, what's going on here?
00:13:24Hang on.
00:13:28Oh, that's the train station.
00:13:30Hi.
00:13:46Hello.
00:13:48Hi, Claudia.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:49Welcome to your final mission.
00:13:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:14:00If you are successful today, you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:14:09Wow.
00:14:10So how are you going to do that?
00:14:20Wow.
00:14:20I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:14:27Felt like I was transported back in time.
00:14:34That is excellent timing.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Players, this is the Traitor's Express.
00:14:43And express is the right word to use, because to be successful in today's mission,
00:14:48you are going to have to be fast.
00:14:52Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:14:57There are five carriages.
00:14:59In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:15:04Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:15:09In each carriage, there is a key.
00:15:16Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:15:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:15:25So you have to find the keys, unlock the crates, and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:15:34In those crates, there's gold.
00:15:36That's lovely.
00:15:37There is also explosives.
00:15:40Oh, my God!
00:15:45When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train, and come to me before the crates explode.
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my gosh, Claudia.
00:15:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:16:01Yes, yes.
00:16:01OK, I have always wanted to say this.
00:16:04All aboard.
00:16:05OK.
00:16:05Oh, my goodness.
00:16:06Good luck.
00:16:07There's no other options to commute.
00:16:08You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:16:09All right, you go.
00:16:11Oh!
00:16:14Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:16:18Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:16:23There's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:16:32The Murdered.
00:16:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:16:34Here we go.
00:16:34Oh, my God, look at this.
00:16:36So we're looking for a key.
00:16:37So there's portraits.
00:16:38We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:16:46They were little RIP signs.
00:16:49Why is there a hole in this?
00:16:53So we're looking for a key.
00:16:54Oh, key.
00:16:55You found it?
00:16:55Aha.
00:16:55It's in it.
00:16:56So a combination.
00:16:57There must be a code.
00:16:58What's the code length?
00:17:00Five.
00:17:00We could see the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:17:05Celia, is it Celia?
00:17:07Do you spell her name?
00:17:08Maybe.
00:17:08Yeah, Celia.
00:17:10Oh, there's no C. Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:17:13Hang on. RIP. RIP. RIP. RIP.
00:17:16Players, two minutes have gone.
00:17:18How many minutes?
00:17:20Two minutes have gone already.
00:17:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:17:23It took us forever.
00:17:26Oh, hang on. Ruth. A-R-O-L-P. R-O-L-P. R-O-L-P. It was not a good start for us.
00:17:37We can't fail on the first one.
00:17:39We were just really struggling to work out what the code was.
00:17:42R-I-P.
00:17:43It's three letters.
00:17:45R.
00:17:46Rest in peace.
00:17:47R.
00:17:47Peace.
00:17:48R-I-P-C-I.
00:17:49R-R.
00:17:50Peace.
00:17:51Peace. All right. Shut up.
00:17:53No, no, no.
00:17:56Hang on. Look at where the rips are.
00:18:00There were slight rips in the pictures, and I went, oh, R-I-P. R-I-P.
00:18:06RIP.
00:18:07Tear.
00:18:08Oh, tear.
00:18:09Tear under tear.
00:18:10Oh, yes. Oh, good. Excellent.
00:18:14He scrabbled at each of the paintings, and behind them were a series of letters.
00:18:19Oh, my God. Of course. RIP.
00:18:22There's an E on that one.
00:18:24D.
00:18:24What's that one?
00:18:25Uh, T.
00:18:26Is it death?
00:18:27D-E-A-T-H?
00:18:28Yes, maybe. Yeah, try it.
00:18:29This is an H.
00:18:30That's an A and an H.
00:18:31It's death. It's death. It's death.
00:18:33Push it. Pull it.
00:18:33Yes!
00:18:34Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:35Put it in your pouch.
00:18:36Put it in my pouch.
00:18:38Put it in your pouch.
00:18:38Put it in your pouch.
00:18:38It's in my pouch.
00:18:39Okay, the banished.
00:18:42Okay, the banished.
00:18:46The banished.
00:18:47Okay, you can do this, but time is running out.
00:18:49All right, we've got to speed up, guys. We've got to speed up.
00:18:51Okay, look, look, look, here we go.
00:18:52So, Tameka, Tameka, Kate, Alan.
00:18:55Oh, wow, it's our actual ones.
00:18:58Carriage 2, everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd used at the round tables.
00:19:03Oh, right, where's the key?
00:19:04Number of votes for the banished.
00:19:05The number of votes for the banished.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08Okay, right, so...
00:19:09Oh, hang on, let's count them.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:11So, someone pick a name.
00:19:12Tameka.
00:19:13Right, I've got all the Jonathans.
00:19:15It was another combination lock.
00:19:16We had to put in the number of votes for the banished.
00:19:19So, Jonathan, Tameka.
00:19:21You got Mark?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23There's Mark.
00:19:24Oh, God, there's loads here.
00:19:25Quicker, quicker!
00:19:26Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.
00:19:27We'd wasted a lot of time, so it was a race against the clock.
00:19:32One, two, three, four...
00:19:36I was going up and looking high on the racks
00:19:38to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:19:4057, 58.
00:19:41Another one for Claire.
00:19:4358.
00:19:43I think it must be 58.
00:19:44Let's just check all the ones we've got to make sure...
00:19:46Yeah, I think it must be 58.
00:19:47I've put 058, it's not 58.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50You're joking, mate.
00:19:51We tried 58 originally, but it was wrong.
00:19:54The lock wouldn't open.
00:19:55Any more?
00:19:56And we had a recount.
00:19:58Ah, I've got it!
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:00Ha-ha-ha!
00:20:01Yay!
00:20:01Let's go!
00:20:02Finally, 61 worked.
00:20:04It was such a relief,
00:20:05cos we haven't got much time left.
00:20:12Are we ready?
00:20:14No!
00:20:14Oh, my God!
00:20:19Open the door.
00:20:20Nearly lose control of my bowels.
00:20:22Ha-ha!
00:20:23Not a chance!
00:20:25Oh, my God!
00:20:26No way!
00:20:27Ah!
00:20:29Okay, quick, find the key.
00:20:31I did not see that coming.
00:20:35We were outside.
00:20:36I could see cows.
00:20:37I could see a river.
00:20:38Where's the key?
00:20:39Hang on, we've got to undo the chain.
00:20:42Right, okay.
00:20:43Where's it tied to?
00:20:44In front of us were two coffins with chains wrapped around them.
00:20:48And we had to get the key that was inside.
00:20:52Where's the start?
00:20:54If Paloma's in here, that's a really good sport.
00:20:56Hang on, I've got it here.
00:20:58Well done.
00:20:58It's all one chain.
00:20:59Yeah, it's all one chain.
00:21:01Unwrap it down that way.
00:21:03We had to unchain these coffins.
00:21:06Well done, though.
00:21:07I say we, Jomala mainly, unchained the coffins.
00:21:12He was like the strongest man alive.
00:21:14So lift it up.
00:21:15No!
00:21:16No, okay.
00:21:16Undo that bit.
00:21:18I led a little bit here because I was happy to lose a finger.
00:21:24Can we open it up?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:28Oh, what's it?
00:21:29Well, the things that...
00:21:30For the funeral.
00:21:31Lucy and the Apollo.
00:21:33Oh, right, where's the key?
00:21:35Hang on, we've got to open that one.
00:21:36Open the next coffin, come on.
00:21:39Can we have a time check, please?
00:21:41Six minutes left.
00:21:43Six minutes left!
00:21:45Six minutes left!
00:21:46Six minutes?
00:21:47Hang on.
00:21:47We had wasted so much time in carriage one,
00:21:50and I was thinking we're never going to do this.
00:21:53Pull!
00:21:56See if that opens, pull that one!
00:21:58Do you see if we can get it open?
00:22:01It's a screw, hang on.
00:22:03Come on.
00:22:04Hang on!
00:22:05Let's go, let's go!
00:22:07Quick, put in me bum bag!
00:22:08Put in me bum bag!
00:22:09Hang on!
00:22:10We ain't got time for your bum bag!
00:22:15What's this?
00:22:16What are we looking for?
00:22:17Just a key, I guess.
00:22:18Just a mad scrabble.
00:22:20What are we doing?
00:22:21Just have a look!
00:22:22All right, shut up.
00:22:23I'm only here.
00:22:24The fourth carriage,
00:22:25there was just sort of like big bowels of coal.
00:22:27We're looking for keys, yeah?
00:22:28We just had to simply dig and try and find that key.
00:22:34Oh, here we go.
00:22:38Oh, Nick!
00:22:39It's not me!
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:42Oh, sorry, Jack.
00:22:43Nick, you keep doing it!
00:22:45It's a wind.
00:22:45Ah!
00:22:46Sorry, Jack.
00:22:46Nick!
00:22:47I'm going to hold it up with my head.
00:22:49Players, you've got three minutes left.
00:22:51Three minutes to go, guys.
00:22:52Come on!
00:22:53When we found out we had three minutes left,
00:22:55it was half panic, half adrenaline.
00:22:58We were so close,
00:22:59and then obviously we had the threat of the explosion.
00:23:02We've got to get the money!
00:23:03Yeah, yeah, we need to get the money!
00:23:04Let's go!
00:23:05The clock was ticking.
00:23:07We did think,
00:23:08shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys
00:23:10and forget about the four?
00:23:13Can I get in here?
00:23:15Come on.
00:23:15Nick was determined to find that key.
00:23:17He fully got in the crate.
00:23:19It was like a cat litter.
00:23:20Yeah, go on, go on, go on, go on!
00:23:21We've got it!
00:23:22Let's go!
00:23:22We've got the key!
00:23:23Let's go on!
00:23:23Hang on, come on, get it.
00:23:25Get it!
00:23:26Players, one minute left.
00:23:28You're nearing the end of the line.
00:23:30One minute left.
00:23:31Come on!
00:23:32Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, quick!
00:23:34What numbers are they?
00:23:35Alan, Alan, just give us...
00:23:36What's number?
00:23:36I've got three!
00:23:37It's in my bag!
00:23:38This is number one.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:43Five thousand, five thousand, five thousand.
00:23:45The train is here.
00:23:48£20,000.
00:23:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:50At that point, we had less than 30 seconds.
00:23:54It's gonna blow!
00:23:55Go, go, go, go!
00:23:56It's gonna blow!
00:23:56It's gonna blow!
00:23:57Come to me!
00:23:59Let's go, come on, come on, come on!
00:24:00Come on!
00:24:01It's gonna blow!
00:24:02Get out!
00:24:03I'm running out!
00:24:03Come on!
00:24:04Go, quick!
00:24:05Go, quick!
00:24:06It's crazy!
00:24:06It's crazy!
00:24:07I'm dying!
00:24:07It's crazy!
00:24:08Go, quick!
00:24:08Weep!
00:24:09Do you have tricky!
00:24:09Up!
00:24:10Cap!
00:24:11Up!
00:24:11Up!
00:24:12Up!
00:24:12Up!
00:24:12Up!
00:24:24Up!
00:24:25Up!
00:24:25Up!
00:24:26Up!
00:24:26Up!
00:24:27Up!
00:24:27Up!
00:24:28Up!
00:24:28Up!
00:24:29Up!
00:24:29Up!
00:24:30Up!
00:24:31Up!
00:24:31Up!
00:24:32Up!
00:24:33Up!
00:24:33Up!
00:24:34Up!
00:24:34Up!
00:24:35guys you did it yeah yeah i can't believe how did you find it amazing amazing yeah it's amazing
00:24:48you work beautifully as a team you have added 20 000 pounds to the prize fund so your total
00:24:56is 87 500 pounds congratulations so what day
00:25:04here's the thing hasn't really begun because up next is your final round table i will see you
00:25:12at the castle but congratulations you just jumped off a train and then it exploded please get in your
00:25:20ride
00:25:31what a final mission to our last round table tonight yeah i'd love to know where david's
00:25:35head you find out where david's head's at and i'll find out where cat and eleanor
00:25:41i'm dredging the round table because i think it's going to be intense i don't know if i'm
00:25:46prepared for how intense it's going to be but not like the others because we won't know
00:25:50also no one will have their speech to say guys you've really got egg on your face exactly we won't know
00:26:05what a mission eh that was just crazy i'm so proud of you joe with those chains honestly you were so
00:26:11good i know well you yanked them i am weirdly quite hungry dumplings well this reminds me of school
00:26:19dinners please sir can i have some more were you around when um charles dickens was around
00:26:25and don't show david yes i'm not as loud as you think i love cat last night in the turret we made
00:26:43a pinky promise we're going to look after each other and we're not going to throw each other under
00:26:48the bus oh hello joe marla as long as joe thinks me and cat are faithfuls we can get rid of david we
00:26:56can get rid of nick just stick with joe because joe trusts us i've just got to hope everything goes to
00:27:03plan how are you feeling about tonight i feel clueless the thing i wonder is whether people who voted for
00:27:14jonathan early on that that was part of a camouflage well that would be joe alan would be a complete
00:27:24guess yeah yeah it's amazing there's been so little suggestion that alan and it's weird because then
00:27:33it's like oh well maybe that's a clue but i have a question mark over alan but i'm gonna vote for cat
00:27:38because i voted for yesterday and there's been a couple of things i have suspected cat before
00:27:41yes um around the houses yeah and i've thought about everybody i have thought about cat as well
00:27:49are you a faithful david i promise you i'm faithful i always have been
00:27:56really yeah promise me i promise you absolutely my presumption is that cat and probably alan will vote
00:28:04for me so given all other strategies have failed i think i've got to make an alliance with nick if nick
00:28:12and i vote for cat then the deciding vote will be with joe marla which will be revealing one way or another
00:28:21what we're doing at the round table i thought we already knew what we're doing
00:28:24the last time we spoke david you know jonathan's name came up again and again and again and then
00:28:32when we finally banished him we were like why didn't we do this sooner david's name again again and
00:28:38again there is something there's something that's making everyone think suspicious if we're all in
00:28:45agreement my maths works this out three beats two doesn't it yeah regardless of if even if they both
00:28:52ganged up and went with one yeah poor old cat it's irrelevant it's irrelevant who david goes for
00:28:58yeah yeah he could go for me let's stick together yeah my thoughts are still very much that cat and
00:29:07alan are the traitors but i've just formed this pact that we were going to banish david it's risky i
00:29:14know and it could backfire but i need to keep alan and cat on side so they don't see it coming
00:29:19and then we pull the rug from under their feet do you want any chocolate brought out oh yeah go get
00:29:25me like a little bowl of maltesers okay fine maybe a fizzy oh okay i'll get a tray as well shall i
00:29:31shall i put my penny on yeah okay i know i feel bad for him but listen he's not going to change his
00:29:40mind we have to stay thick as thieves with him yeah that's what david first david first yeah don't
00:29:46throw me under the bus pinky promise we said in the tower winning it together yeah please yeah i'll
00:29:51be so disappointed in you i don't think joe is changing his mind if it goes to plan we're laughing
00:29:57exactly the end is in sight joe seems like he's on board with voting for david the ideal scenario we
00:30:05banish david then banish nick then end the game me and alan we've done so much together it could be
00:30:11a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up are you are you coming to the tree they strung up a man
00:30:25they say who murdered three strange things did happen here no stranger would it be
00:30:33if we met at midnight in the hanging tree 19 celebrities arrived at this castle to play the
00:30:42ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down to just five three faithful and two traitors they're
00:30:51about to enter the round table for the last time and after this banishment we will have our final four
00:30:58going into the final round table my only kind of real hope is nick does what he's told me he's
00:31:09going to do which is to vote for cat i've not been very good at convincing myself someone's a faithful
00:31:15and making a pact with them and i may well be a lamb to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better
00:31:20players i'm so nervous for this round table i think it's going to be really intense nick might vote
00:31:27for me again but i'm ready to fight for this i've got my plan i'm hoping that i've done enough to get
00:31:33david out going into this final round table we've got to get them traitors so the faithful really do
00:31:40need to rally together now i've got a plan yeah i've got to hope and pray that i'm right
00:31:44if it goes the way i'm hoping it does then i get the deciding vote i've got to make a decision on
00:31:52whether to vote david or cat i don't know i don't know we're at the final round table we've got two
00:32:02traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning but i hate being this cocky i've just got to
00:32:10be so careful players this is it the final round table it takes real skill and resilience to make
00:32:36it this far so to each and every one of you well done the final prize fund then it stands at a
00:32:45staggering 87 500 pounds before this night ends one or more of you will be taking that money home to
00:32:59your chosen charity you will also leave with all of the glory remember if only faithful remain
00:33:08they share the pot but if there is still a traitor here they take it all a reminder the banished player
00:33:19will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful so from now on you are relying only
00:33:27on gut instinct so i ask you this and i really mean it who can you trust
00:33:38who is on your side
00:33:43players for the final time then the floor is yours
00:33:46i feel like we're a little family and this is really hard i know but no
00:34:00we've got to do this yeah yeah do we think there's one or two traitors left what do we think i think
00:34:06two i think it's definitely two so look there are so few things anyone can say with certainty but um
00:34:13um alan um you know i think i realized that i've often felt especially going to breakfast like
00:34:19terrified and then this sheer sense of relief and what i often didn't get a sense from you was the
00:34:24sense of relief that you'd survived maybe and maybe that's possibly arguably true you cat sometimes that
00:34:31there was never this sort of like a relief that said we've all had like we're relieved oh because i'm i'm
00:34:37i'm i go straight into who's here yeah i'm i'm in there and i'm already counting before i've seen
00:34:45yeah what i'm gonna have for breakfast i'm like yeah oh yeah
00:34:50just with you alan you know what i'm gonna bring up
00:34:55i forgot i had a shield you forgot you had a shield and that just i was like
00:34:58why has he forgotten he's had a shield well you didn't say you've got a shield you said
00:35:05you'll sleep well tonight and i went what and he went you've got a shield and i went yes i've got
00:35:13a shield you didn't say have you got a shield i went no i don't know what you mean you said you've
00:35:19got a shield and i went no i just didn't know what you were saying joe as i'm someone who you know
00:35:27raised your name um several round tables ago i found you incredibly difficult to read other people
00:35:33have had the same thing you have in a in a castle full of comedians you've got some of the most amazing
00:35:39comic timing a fantastic sort of deadpan style and that would make a great traitor somebody who's
00:35:46really really difficult to read you've been somebody who's been energetic in mentioning names
00:35:53and building narratives now the faithful argument is you've played the game well that is what you're
00:36:00supposed to do but the other argument is is that that's also a good strategy if you were a traitor
00:36:06to start building momentum against individuals
00:36:09i think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many people have gone
00:36:17he's quite hard to read isn't he yes at the start i was very guarded it may be harder to read the
00:36:23closer i've got in and the more i've got to know you the more comfortable i've got with you guys that's
00:36:29why i think the traders have kept me around because they're like oh he's a spanner in the works
00:36:34but but could we say that your softening of your image could be like a traitor you know you could be
00:36:41showing different sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money yeah definitely and i'd
00:36:47say with you you're on the same level as jonathan for that for going around whispering names and i
00:36:53remember when claire was vanished you were straight down there next to me down by that fire pit and you
00:36:59said mark yeah i was adamant claire was claire wasn't even cold in the ground you went mark i think
00:37:04that's unfair actually because that was the one where mark had slammed his hand and thing and i'd
00:37:09already had suspicions of him and then i was like it's him i've solved it yeah
00:37:16obviously i voted for you last night cat um there was a thought that well maybe you and lucy were quite
00:37:22close um and i wondered whether that was kind of a good move because it meant that you could kind of
00:37:29be quite seem to be quite close to a faithful the only other thing and the idea that in the wailing
00:37:35banshee round that we had uh kept the fact that you had got the shield um hidden from the other team
00:37:42and obviously as a result we were kind of we thought oh well maybe we'll all be protected
00:37:46i wonder maybe if that was a brilliant double bluff
00:37:49in terms of a balance of traitors and those voices in the mix knowing that jonathan was a traitor
00:37:54i do feel that you'd be a really good you know team player with jonathan and you know the idea
00:38:00of you as a duo and i think it's a trio obviously but as a duo that that feels like a for the range
00:38:05of personalities you would imagine that that's what would work best as a team of traitors
00:38:12for me it's just a small suspicion
00:38:14i feel like we've gotten really well and it's been great the one small con i've got for you is
00:38:22that you've been really quiet all the way through i thought well maybe that's why
00:38:30yeah i think throughout i've always found the the round table just
00:38:35just a lot of different voices and like struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not
00:38:44sure like what i'd be adding because you know when i was voting for stephen it was it was more of a
00:38:52gut thing of just like so kind of just going i'm gonna vote for you stephen because it's my gut
00:38:57isn't really sort of furthering conversations um with the forest situation yeah yeah i genuinely just
00:39:05thought that that would be a good way to sort of kind of shield us all yeah if we didn't yeah i
00:39:11just thought it would be a good way to um showed us all it wasn't a double bluff and i was really close
00:39:17to lucy just both faithfuls the reason you gave about cat is probably the reason why i have suspicions
00:39:27about you day because i just think you know jonathan ross is so out there audacious gift of the gab
00:39:33you have got the gift of the gab but you do it in such a you know a you know poised what poised
00:39:40poised yeah and cerebral and measured yes so yeah i mean then i was thinking one minute you had
00:39:47five votes and the next round table you didn't and i mean i know we don't understand why that
00:39:51happened but you know if there are free traitors you could have got a traitor to go in every room
00:39:55and go why are you voting for david that's a wasted vote you know let's face it we are a bit sheep
00:40:01like you know and i know i know i know and you must be sick to the back teeth of being accused but a
00:40:06bit like jonathan your name keeps coming up the point about um me being voted in the tie break
00:40:16i think what happened that night was that joe wilkinson was so convinced that he convinced others
00:40:21yeah the reason why it just the dissipated i don't know i mean i presume it was in the interests of the
00:40:28traitors to dissipate it but i was convinced by the fact that joe wilkinson was murdered that that was
00:40:36the traitor's attempt to put more pressure on me and i think they presumed that i'd come up i think
00:40:41jonathan voted for me twice in the next round table which was i'll pick up on that jonathan voting for
00:40:49you when the writing was sort of on the wall for jonathan it was like was that him signaling like
00:40:59look at david next i think jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking about me
00:41:03because there were so many votes the previous day if there was any chance of him not being voted out
00:41:08it was in the hope that i'd get as many votes we might have another tie break or something like that
00:41:19players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:41:33kat we're going to start with you
00:41:59who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:42:09i've gone for yourself david i'm so sorry i really really hope i'm fine
00:42:18david
00:42:21well again belief is too strong but i would turn the faith i guess
00:42:24it's not the first time i voted for you but david i still think you're a traitor i'm sorry
00:42:45so a vote count two for kat two for david so it all comes down to joe's vote
00:43:02joe who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:43:15i'm sorry cat
00:43:25but i've changed my mind
00:43:26i hope i hope i'm right
00:43:40racing for the fall out
00:43:43cat you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle
00:43:51you have been amazing what a game you've had please leave the castle
00:43:57i wouldn't change a thing i think i played it the best way i could
00:44:08it's been a mix
00:44:09go to the final so i'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long
00:44:17i am gutted david's argument persuaded joe to go towards me but he made the right decision i am a
00:44:23traitor i had the most fun ever and i hope alan goes and wins it for us both
00:44:30kat is the last player to be banished from the round table
00:44:42was she a faithful was she a traitor the answer to that you will only discover when this is all over
00:44:53players think very carefully about your next move the next time i see you will be at the end game and
00:45:01only then will all your fates be decided you are the final four
00:45:09i believe cat was a traitor i do i do believe so do i she just wasn't even on my radar but
00:45:24what just happened why did joe go rogue i don't know what he was thinking of and that has really
00:45:32thrown a spanner in the works i do feel vulnerable you know i thought i'd have cat by my side we just
00:45:39work so well together but now i'm on my own that is terrifying
00:45:47feels a bit of a hollow victory doesn't it we'll never i mean we'll never know we'll never know
00:45:53i'll play none of this feels good though does it even if you go with it's just a game
00:46:00like we have all still made bonds oh god there's not many goblets it's going to take just two votes
00:46:09it's alan really yeah
00:46:14alan is the remaining traitor we've got to get rid of alan that's easier said than done because i just
00:46:21can't work out whether nick managed to convince david to vote alan
00:46:28i did not enjoy that i know it's a game but it bloody makes me feel sick sick at this point it does
00:46:34have a good mind to close down cars bar and move abroad
00:46:40i feel i feel for cat if she's a traitor wow what a game oh what a game well the other thing was she
00:46:48seemed to really relax in the last day or two joe's parting words to cat were i'm sorry that was the
00:46:56first thing he said i'm pretty convinced she was a traitor so there is sadly something that's really
00:47:02making me question whether joe has just played an absolutely brilliant game but then could it be alan
00:47:09maybe i think i just have to go with my instincts now cheers to cat and the final four yeah to the
00:47:17final four and being in the final four yeah cheers
00:47:24so traitor cat has been banished at the final round table but of course the faithful don't know that yet
00:47:34the question is can they do it again the end game is in sight alan has remained undetected throughout the
00:47:43game so will the faithful unite or will alan take it all did you ever think you'd be here in the final
00:47:56four oh no i've surprised myself getting this far yeah my wife and kids i don't think they're going
00:48:02to believe me when i tell them i have made the final i'm just so grateful i got the chance to play
00:48:07this game what's your plan now my one true hundy faithful is nick yeah i've got to get rid of alan
00:48:15because there's just something that tells me he's a traitor how do you feel about being the last
00:48:27remaining traitor oh god did you see my face as cat i was like cat don't leave me here because i thought
00:48:34wow you know me and cat were just going to vote them all off so i don't i'm a loose cannon now
00:48:39i'm like a rudderless ship so what are you going to do i don't know what i'm going to do i've put
00:48:46everything on the line i can't trust joe now i don't know who to trust
00:48:54what have you learned about yourself i mean there is an image of what historians are like and it's
00:48:59a bit more serious and grown up than i actually am who do you trust the most i don't think i trust
00:49:08anybody i think my strategy has got to in some ways go in reverse not who do i most trust but who
00:49:15do i most distrust
00:49:21you're going into the end game i am how are you feeling it's a mixture of nerves and excitement
00:49:26because i'm nervous that i might have got it wrong again because of the way joe voted just now and
00:49:32said i'm sorry there's a tiny part of me that's going into endgame thinking he's a traitor i have
00:49:38a question mark over alan i do trust people quite quickly and my judgment's not always right on that
00:49:56i don't have a question mark over the world don't you cry no more
00:50:08players this is it the final showdown you are now fully in control of this game and only you decide
00:50:20when it ends are you all faithful or are there still traitors among you the answer to that question
00:50:33is incredibly important because it could be worth eighty seven thousand five hundred pounds
00:50:40if you are all faithful and you decide to end the game that money will be split equally for your four
00:50:52chosen charities but if there are any traitors still here they take it all
00:51:01in front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches one is labeled banish again
00:51:14the other is labeled end game if you believe there is still traitors in your midst then choose
00:51:25banish again if you believe you are all faithful then choose end game players there will be no discussion
00:51:37and let me say if just one of you chooses to banish again all four of you will vote a player out
00:51:45this game only ends when those that are here decide to end the game or if there are two players left
00:52:00players please choose your pouches
00:52:15and let me say if there are two players that are here in the game
00:52:31thank you david
00:52:36it is time to find out
00:52:38what you'd like to do banish again or end the game
00:52:45i will now throw your pouches into the fire and that will reveal your answers
00:52:51alan we will start with you let's see what you have chosen to do
00:52:56you have chosen to banish again why i've still got a little bit of unfinished business um it's to do
00:53:11with joe um earlier today me cat and him were outside and he said let's vote for david all three of us
00:53:18and that's what we said we'd do and yet round the round table he goes for cat and it just made me
00:53:25very suspicious
00:53:29joe let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:32you have chosen to banish again why i believe there is at least one traitor still in the game
00:53:47david let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:49you have chosen to banish again why because i'm convinced there is at least one traitor still in
00:54:00the game around this table this evening
00:54:02and finally nick let's see what you have chosen to do
00:54:14you have chosen to banish again why
00:54:19like david i also believe that there is one traitor still here
00:54:24as you have decided all to banish again we will go to a vote please write down the name of the
00:54:36person you believe it's a traitor
00:54:58alan who do you believe should be banished and why
00:55:01i think it's joe
00:55:09he's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days and i've put two and two together and i
00:55:15think he's a traitor
00:55:20joe
00:55:22i was convinced that nick and david were faithfuls so that left one i've gone for alan
00:55:31david
00:55:39i believe
00:55:44joe is a traitor
00:55:47and that's because on the night i tried to raise the idea that joe was a traitor
00:55:52i came very close to being banished myself and when i think about who voted for me that makes me even
00:55:58more suspicious
00:56:02and for the final vote nick
00:56:10so
00:56:23who are you
00:56:23ʘᘗ
00:56:25rasᘗ
00:56:25Honestly, and I mean this, you're the person I have got to know the most here, and I adore
00:56:34you.
00:56:35And honestly I didn't believe it, but you voting for Kat was what sealed it.
00:56:44But I love you.
00:56:55Joe, you have been amazing.
00:57:02You have had a brilliant game, but you have received the most votes.
00:57:06You are banished.
00:57:07Please leave the castle.
00:57:10Oh, I read it so wrong.
00:57:18It hurts.
00:57:19It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:57:24Not even an inkling.
00:57:26Got it.
00:57:35So Joe has been banished, only three of you remain.
00:57:41But are you all faithful, or is a traitor still here?
00:57:48Once again, you can now end things right here, right now.
00:57:53Or you can banish once more.
00:57:59This is your last chance to banish someone, because the game automatically ends when there
00:58:04are just two of you.
00:58:06Players, please select your pouches.
00:58:11Which will apply?
00:58:15Well, let's try to pour all of your two different categories.
00:58:19That's how you should move on.
00:58:20Is that your last chance to escape?
00:58:21Can you step away from it?
00:58:22Do you have a challenge to me?
00:58:23Don't try to accomplish that.
00:58:24What are your charges?
00:58:25Go ahead.
00:58:26Go ahead.
00:58:27Go ahead.
00:58:28Go ahead.
00:58:29Go ahead.
00:58:30Go ahead.
00:58:30Go ahead.
00:58:31Go ahead.
00:58:32Go ahead.
00:58:32Go ahead.
00:58:33Go ahead.
00:58:35Go ahead.
00:58:36Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:58:55End the game or banish again.
00:59:02Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:59:06Yeah. Why?
00:59:07I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:59:12David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:59:23You have chosen to end the game. Why?
00:59:27Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:59:30I had suspicions about Nick,
00:59:31but the way he's just spoken about Joe
00:59:34means those suspicions evaporated.
00:59:37And I may be wrong, may not happen,
00:59:40but I did love the idea of the three of us all being faithful
00:59:43and ending the game together.
00:59:49Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:59:52If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:59:55If the fire burns red, we banish again.
01:00:15You have chosen to end the game. Why?
01:00:17Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three,
01:00:22but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful
01:00:26and I think we did it.
01:00:29I think we got Cat and Joe right at the last second.
01:00:33So, the three of you have chosen to end the game.
01:00:41If you are all faithful,
01:00:43you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
01:00:47If there is a traitor here, though,
01:00:50they take it all.
01:00:52A reminder,
01:00:55the prize fund is currently £87,500.
01:01:02We are now going to finally discover
01:01:05who you truly are.
01:01:07David, will you now please reveal
01:01:22are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:01:26I am
01:01:27and have always been
01:01:30a faithful.
01:01:37Alan,
01:02:00now please reveal
01:02:07are you a faithful
01:02:08or are you a traitor?
01:02:14I am
01:02:15and have always been
01:02:19a traitor.
01:02:30Oh, fuck.
01:02:31I am so sorry.
01:02:40It's been tearing me apart.
01:02:42I am so sorry.
01:02:45You did brilliantly, Alan.
01:02:46You did brilliantly.
01:02:47You did brilliantly.
01:02:49You did brilliantly.
01:02:49It's a game.
01:02:50You played it brilliantly.
01:02:51You did brilliantly.
01:02:52It's a game.
01:02:53You played it brilliantly, Alan.
01:02:56Well done.
01:02:56You did brilliantly.
01:02:57You did brilliantly.
01:02:58It's all right.
01:02:59You did absolutely brilliant.
01:03:01It was amazing.
01:03:02You're tearing me apart.
01:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:03Come on, it's a game.
01:03:04It's such a great game.
01:03:05You've done it brilliantly.
01:03:06You've done brilliantly.
01:03:06And who won?
01:03:07No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:08Don't be stupid.
01:03:09Think about the charity.
01:03:10It's amazing.
01:03:11I know, I know, I know.
01:03:12No, come on, come on.
01:03:13Alan, you have won the game.
01:03:17Congratulations.
01:03:19You have been absolutely outstanding.
01:03:24Faithful, well done.
01:03:26You made it this far.
01:03:28Is there anything you would like to say?
01:03:31I just want to say well done.
01:03:33You played the game brilliantly.
01:03:34It breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you.
01:03:38And I couldn't do it.
01:03:39So I admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:03:41I almost can't believe that it was Alan.
01:03:46And I thought it was almost everybody else.
01:03:50What we saw is that that burden was really heavy for him.
01:03:53Because that's not who Alan is.
01:03:55He's just a beautiful human being.
01:03:58I mean, well played.
01:03:59That was just brilliant.
01:04:01Go on, Alan.
01:04:02Tell them who the others were.
01:04:04OK.
01:04:05So Jonathan, we don't know who.
01:04:05Jonathan.
01:04:06And Kat.
01:04:07Kat.
01:04:09Oh, John.
01:04:11Not Joe.
01:04:12No, not Joe.
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:19Utterly, utterly shocked.
01:04:21Joe was right.
01:04:22And I was wrong about Joe.
01:04:25Ah.
01:04:27Alan Carr.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:29He played an absolute blinder.
01:04:31Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal.
01:04:36But now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:04:39OK.
01:04:40Bye-bye.
01:04:41Well done, Alan.
01:04:42Well done.
01:04:42Off you go.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:46Joe.
01:04:48Come, come here.
01:04:49Come here.
01:04:49Oh, when he went faithfuls together.
01:04:51I was like, don't say that.
01:04:53Oh, God.
01:04:55Listen.
01:04:56You've done it.
01:04:57You did it.
01:04:58No, I have.
01:05:00And that's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:02It's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:04You've won it.
01:05:04I know.
01:05:0587,500 pounds.
01:05:06Oh, that's amazing.
01:05:07For your charity.
01:05:08Yes, wonderful.
01:05:09Tell me the charity.
01:05:11Neuroblastoma.
01:05:12It's a wonderful children's cancer charity.
01:05:14They are going to, oh, that money, it'll change lives.
01:05:18All that lying, all that treachery, it was worth.
01:05:20It was an issue.
01:05:21You see?
01:05:22You did it.
01:05:24You did it, Alan.
01:05:26Oh.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:31What a rollercoaster.
01:05:35How did this happen?
01:05:36I was awful at lying.
01:05:37I had no poker face.
01:05:39And here I am, the winner.
01:05:41Come on, darling.
01:05:42There you go.
01:05:43Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again.
01:05:48But to just lie so bluntly to people's faces, it was tough.
01:05:56I don't know whether I want to know.
01:05:58I have been and have always been since the start a traitor.
01:06:05You...
01:06:06You...
01:06:07I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:06:11That was amazing.
01:06:13Oh, no!
01:06:15Oh.
01:06:17Joe!
01:06:19Joe?
01:06:20Joe!
01:06:21I suggest you two have your drinks on the top step.
01:06:23I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:06:26I am so sorry.
01:06:29I love you too, mate.
01:06:33It's been unbelievable.
01:06:34Well done.
01:06:35Well done.
01:06:36Well done.
01:06:36Well done.
01:06:37You played an absolute blinder.
01:06:40Oh, my God.
01:06:41Kat, you went undetected for so long.
01:06:43Come on.
01:06:44Oh, wow.
01:06:45I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:48Oh.
01:06:49Is that Alan?
01:06:51Or is it Eacop?
01:06:52The winner!
01:06:53Yay!
01:06:54Yay!
01:06:56Yay!
01:06:58Come on.
01:06:59Come be with your friends.
01:07:01Oh, I love you.
01:07:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:07:04I'm an awful human being.
01:07:05Alan.
01:07:06You are not.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:08The winner.
01:07:09You did it.
01:07:10Come on, Tony.
01:07:11Congratulations to our winner.
01:07:17Woo!
01:07:18Good to you, Alan.
01:07:20Yes!
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:22Congratulations.
01:07:24Oh, wow.
01:07:25To Alan Carr.
01:07:26To Alan Carr.
01:07:27To Alan Carr.
01:07:27To me.
01:07:28To me, the most hated man in Britain.
01:07:31No!
01:07:33Say it one last time for me, darling.
01:07:35Parting.
01:07:36Parting is such sweet sorrow.
01:07:39You've got something on your face, Gloria.
01:07:41He did it!
01:07:47Our winner, Alan, Claudia, the finalist, and our all-star cast are chatting to me now on BBC2
01:07:52for The Celebrity Traitors Uncloaked The Grand Finale.
01:07:55And if you're getting withdrawal symptoms, the new Celebrity Race Across The World is now on iPlayer.
01:08:00Plus, The Traitors Series 4 is back soon.
01:08:02Stay tuned for a taster, then join me on 2.
01:08:04Woo!
01:08:05Woo!
01:08:05Woo!
01:08:06Woo!
01:08:07Woo!
01:08:08Woo!
01:08:08Woo!
01:08:08Woo!
01:08:09Woo!
01:08:10Woo!
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