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00:00:00What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:00:04I've been going around snooping.
00:00:07This is life or death, isn't it?
00:00:1019 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
00:00:14to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:17Let the games commence.
00:00:19Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:00:20All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:27One by one, the faithful have fallen.
00:00:30By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:34Oh, my God!
00:00:35And with only one traitor caught along the way...
00:00:38I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:00:41To the traitors!
00:00:44A deadly dinner party...
00:00:46You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.
00:00:50Parting is such sweet sorrow, senior.
00:00:53And the penultimate round table...
00:00:56Kate.
00:00:57Kate.
00:00:57...sealed the fate of the final five.
00:01:01Oh, jeez!
00:01:03But with suspicion still circulating...
00:01:05I'm pretty sure...
00:01:07...that Cat is a traitor.
00:01:08I am a favourite.
00:01:11Yeah, I'm not having it.
00:01:12Have the traitors done enough to take the win?
00:01:15If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.
00:01:17Yeah.
00:01:17Traitors for life, yeah?
00:01:18Or will the remaining faithful hunt them down?
00:01:22I think that Cat and Alan are traitors.
00:01:27I'm coming for you.
00:01:28This is the celebrity traitors.
00:01:31It's the final morning and with no murder last night...
00:01:36...all five players will be heading to the castle for one last breakfast.
00:01:53Cos it's a bittersweet symphony that's life.
00:02:08Am I the first in?
00:02:09Ah, no-one else is here.
00:02:14I feel really good.
00:02:18I can't believe that I'm faithful and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:02:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:02:25It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:02:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:02:34Shield!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:02:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:02:40But I'm still here.
00:02:42I have loved it.
00:02:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:02:47I can't believe it.
00:02:48But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:02:52How's Nick done that?
00:02:54However, because this is the last day, I think you have to speak up.
00:02:57You can't sit back now.
00:03:00My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:03:04And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:03:06I really want to win now.
00:03:12Come in!
00:03:14Who is it?
00:03:15Hey, Kat.
00:03:15Hello.
00:03:16How are you?
00:03:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:03:18Just looking at the painting board and just seeing how mad it is, how many people have gone.
00:03:24It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:03:31I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:03:35You're not a traitor.
00:03:35No, I don't think you are.
00:03:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:03:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:03:41I do struggle with socialising.
00:03:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:03:48It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:03:52I'd like to speak.
00:03:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:03:55I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:03:58I'm not happy with you.
00:04:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:04:01You're okay.
00:04:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:04:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:04:07Two Traitors in the Final.
00:04:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:04:11Traitors for life.
00:04:13I've come a very long way.
00:04:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:04:17We're in the Final.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:20It's been quite a journey.
00:04:22Hello, hello, hello.
00:04:23Hello, Alan.
00:04:25Look at that outfit.
00:04:28I love this.
00:04:29See the shoes?
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:32With clasps on.
00:04:33Oh, my God.
00:04:34I'm in the Final.
00:04:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:04:39It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:04:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:04:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:04:47I'll see you up there.
00:04:48Oh, God.
00:04:49Please.
00:04:50I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:04:54You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:04:55No.
00:04:56I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:05:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:05:03I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:05:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:05:10I would have killed her off.
00:05:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:05:16I've got you.
00:05:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:05:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:05:23You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:05:29It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:05:32I am a faithful.
00:05:33My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:05:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:05:45It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:05:48It really is.
00:05:49Wonderful, infuriating.
00:05:51It's been everything.
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53It's been everything.
00:05:54It's been absolutely everything.
00:05:55Come in.
00:05:56Hello.
00:05:57Yes.
00:05:58Hello.
00:05:59Hi, Joe.
00:06:00Did you ever think...
00:06:01What, in general?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03I have thoughts.
00:06:04Yes.
00:06:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:06:06OK.
00:06:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:06:09Not in a million years.
00:06:10None of us did.
00:06:11None of us did.
00:06:12It is good.
00:06:13None of us did.
00:06:14It is good.
00:06:15How cool is it?
00:06:16Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:06:21I'm knackered but I have a shield.
00:06:23Let alone get to the final.
00:06:26Give it some.
00:06:27Yeah!
00:06:28Don't get up!
00:06:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:06:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:06:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:06:39Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:06:42I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:46Being the ringleader of the first traitor banishment.
00:06:49I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:06:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:06:55To the traitors!
00:06:57Yeah!
00:06:59I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:07:04I miss you, mate.
00:07:07I trust you implicitly.
00:07:08Likewise.
00:07:09Being in the traitors final is way more stressful than playing for England.
00:07:14Yay!
00:07:16My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:07:21But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:07:24I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:07:29I can't stop!
00:07:30All bets are off.
00:07:31I want to win it.
00:07:33Just got to work out how.
00:07:36But we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:07:37We should!
00:07:38I am buzzing!
00:07:40Come in, David!
00:07:43Oh, yeah!
00:07:44Surprise, surprise!
00:07:45Surprise, surprise!
00:07:46Hello!
00:07:47I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:07:51Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:07:55Never thought I'd survive the chests of chance.
00:07:58And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:08:00I've put down Nico.
00:08:02I'm a faithful.
00:08:03I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:08:07I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:08:11Steven.
00:08:12A faithful.
00:08:15To be on the missions.
00:08:16It's one thing watching this on TV.
00:08:18It is a totally different thing living this game.
00:08:21Mind your feet!
00:08:22My strategy of trying to look for behaviours hasn't got me anywhere.
00:08:27I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:08:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people.
00:08:33That we've built real friendships here.
00:08:35I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:08:39If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:08:43But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:08:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:08:48I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:08:54Oh, we have to.
00:08:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:09:07Hi, Claudia!
00:09:08Hello!
00:09:09Hello!
00:09:10Hello!
00:09:11It's your final breakfast.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:09:18Yes!
00:09:19And the final five.
00:09:21We started with 19 players.
00:09:24And it's you.
00:09:26Well done.
00:09:27You've absolutely smashed it.
00:09:29Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:09:33So, today, question everything and everyone.
00:09:39But first, a mission.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42And it's a big one.
00:09:43And one more thing.
00:09:44Oh, no.
00:09:45Sorry.
00:09:46I lost my train of thought.
00:09:48Oh, my train!
00:09:50Oh, no!
00:09:51Has she said that wrong?
00:09:53Isn't it trail of thought?
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Train of thought.
00:09:57I lost my train of thought.
00:09:58Do you think it was trail, Joe?
00:10:00Oh, no!
00:10:01Oh, no!
00:10:02Oh, no!
00:10:03Oh, no!
00:10:04Right, can we go outside?
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Library?
00:10:07If you want, yeah.
00:10:11I'm really going to miss this view.
00:10:13It's gorgeous.
00:10:14What an experience.
00:10:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:10:25Mm-hmm.
00:10:26I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:10:28I'm suspicious of you.
00:10:29I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:10:30Everybody.
00:10:31We have to be.
00:10:32Yeah, we have to.
00:10:33Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:10:34Or two of us.
00:10:37Kat got some heat from Nick last night and obviously our strategy has to change.
00:10:45Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:10:52I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:10:57Before we enter endgame...
00:10:59There's a banish...
00:11:00There's a round table.
00:11:01There is a banishment.
00:11:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:11:07Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David because I think they will.
00:11:12Option one, I could go for David and then David's gone.
00:11:16But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:11:20The other option to that is actually we get round David today to say this is what we're thinking.
00:11:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:11:30There's different scenarios we have.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34But ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:11:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:11:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:11:46But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla is a faithful.
00:11:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:11:56Hello.
00:11:57I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:01I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:12:05Mm.
00:12:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:12:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:12:11She's, you know, who takes them down to court.
00:12:13Yeah, I know.
00:12:14I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:12:16So then there's four of us left.
00:12:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:12:20I forgot about the round table.
00:12:22I know, yeah.
00:12:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:12:25Well, let me know.
00:12:26If I'm not there at the seat at the round table, come and find me in the castle.
00:12:31It's time for the final mission.
00:12:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot for the winner's chosen charity.
00:12:44Final mission!
00:12:46Come on!
00:12:54I'm hoping it's like a steam train, because I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 2.42 from Inverness.
00:13:00I want the full shebang.
00:13:02I'm more certain of you being faithful than I am.
00:13:05You are of yourself.
00:13:06I don't think you can do that.
00:13:12This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:13:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:13:18Absolutely.
00:13:22Oh, my.
00:13:23What's going on here?
00:13:24Hang on.
00:13:29Oh, that's the train station.
00:13:30Hi!
00:13:31Hello!
00:13:32Hi!
00:13:33Hi!
00:13:34Hi!
00:13:35Hi!
00:13:36Hi!
00:13:37Hi!
00:13:38Hi!
00:13:39Hi!
00:13:40Hi!
00:13:41Welcome to your final mission.
00:13:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:14:00If you are successful today, you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:14:09Oh, wow.
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:11Wow.
00:14:12Wow.
00:14:13Wow.
00:14:14Wow.
00:14:15Wow.
00:14:16Wow.
00:14:17Wow.
00:14:18Wow.
00:14:19Wow.
00:14:21Wow.
00:14:22I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:14:27I felt like I was transported back in time.
00:14:35That is excellent timing.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Players, this is the traitor's express.
00:14:43An express is the right word to use, because to be successful in today's mission,
00:14:49you are going to have to be fast.
00:14:53Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:14:57There are five carriages.
00:14:59In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:15:04Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:15:10In each carriage, there is a key.
00:15:14Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:15:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:15:25Whoa.
00:15:26So you have to find the keys, unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:15:33In those crates, there's gold.
00:15:36That's lovely.
00:15:37There is also explosives.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:41When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train and come to me before the crates explode.
00:15:53Oh, my God.
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my God, Claudia.
00:15:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:16:00Yes, yes.
00:16:01Yes, yes.
00:16:02OK, I've always wanted to say this.
00:16:04All aboard.
00:16:05OK.
00:16:06Oh, my goodness.
00:16:07Good luck.
00:16:08There's no other options to commute.
00:16:09You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:16:10All right, OK.
00:16:11Oh!
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:14Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:16:18Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:16:23There's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:16:32The murdered?
00:16:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:16:34Here we go.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36Look at this.
00:16:37So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:38Key.
00:16:39So, there's portraits.
00:16:40Oh, it's Joe.
00:16:42We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:16:47Little R.I.P. signs.
00:16:49Why is there a hole in Lucy?
00:16:53So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:54Oh, key.
00:16:55You found it?
00:16:56It's in it.
00:16:57It's a combination.
00:16:58There must be a code.
00:16:59What's the code leg?
00:17:00Five.
00:17:01C, the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:17:05Celia.
00:17:06Is it Celia?
00:17:07Do you spell her name?
00:17:08Maybe.
00:17:09Yeah, Celia.
00:17:10Oh, there's no C.
00:17:11Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:17:13Hang on.
00:17:14R.I.P.
00:17:15R.I.P.
00:17:16R.I.P.
00:17:17R.I.P.
00:17:18R.I.P.
00:17:19R.I.P.
00:17:20Two minutes have gone already.
00:17:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:17:23It took us forever.
00:17:27Oh, hang on.
00:17:28R.I.P.
00:17:29R.I.P.
00:17:30R.I.P.
00:17:31R.I.P.
00:17:32R.I.P.
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00:17:53R.I.P.
00:17:54Oh, no.
00:17:57Hang on, look at where the rips are.
00:18:00There were slight rips in the pictures,
00:18:03and I went, oh, RIP, RIP.
00:18:07Rip, tear.
00:18:08Oh, tear.
00:18:09Tear under tear.
00:18:11Oh, yes, oh, good, excellent.
00:18:15He scrabbled at each of the paintings,
00:18:17and behind them were a series of letters.
00:18:19Oh, my God, of course, rip.
00:18:22There's an E on that one, D.
00:18:24What's that one?
00:18:25T, is it death?
00:18:27D, E, A, T, H?
00:18:28Yes, maybe, yeah, try it.
00:18:30This is an H.
00:18:30That's an A and an H, yeah.
00:18:31It's definitely death.
00:18:33Push it, pull it.
00:18:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:35Put it in your pouch.
00:18:37I'll put it in my pouch.
00:18:38Put it in your pouch.
00:18:38It's in my pouch.
00:18:45Okay, the banished.
00:18:46Banished.
00:18:47Okay, you can do this, but time is running out.
00:18:49Right, we've got to speed up, guys, we've got to speed up.
00:18:51Okay, look, look, here we go, Tameka.
00:18:53Jonathan.
00:18:53Tameka, Kate, Alan.
00:18:55Oh, wow, it's our actual ones.
00:18:58Carriage two, everyone's spots are actual slates
00:19:01that we'd used at the round tables.
00:19:03Oh, right, where's the key?
00:19:04Number of votes for the banished.
00:19:05The number of votes for the banished.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08Okay, right, so.
00:19:09Oh, hang on, let's count them.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:11So someone pick a name.
00:19:12Tameka.
00:19:13Right, I've got all the Jonathans.
00:19:15It was another combination lock.
00:19:16We had to put in the number of votes for the banished.
00:19:19So Jonathan, Tameka.
00:19:21You got Mark?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23There's Mark.
00:19:24Oh, God, there's loads here.
00:19:25Quicker, quicker.
00:19:26Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.
00:19:27We'd wasted a lot of time, so it was a race against the clock.
00:19:33One, two, three, four.
00:19:36I was going up and looking high on the racks
00:19:38to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:19:3957, 58.
00:19:41Another one for Claire.
00:19:4358.
00:19:43I think it must be 58.
00:19:44Let's just check all the ones we've got to make sure
00:19:46we're missing anyone.
00:19:47I've put 058.
00:19:48It's not 58.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50You're joking, mate.
00:19:51We tried 58 originally, but it was wrong.
00:19:54The lock wouldn't open.
00:19:55Anymore.
00:19:56And we had a recount.
00:19:58Ah, I've got it.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:01Yay.
00:20:02Let's go.
00:20:03Finally, 61 worked.
00:20:04It was such a relief because we haven't got much time left.
00:20:12We ready?
00:20:14No, I'm back.
00:20:19Open the door.
00:20:20Nearly lose control of my bowels.
00:20:22Ha, ha.
00:20:23Not a chance.
00:20:25Oh, my God.
00:20:26No way.
00:20:27No way.
00:20:29Woo.
00:20:30Okay, quick.
00:20:31Find the key.
00:20:32I did not see that coming.
00:20:34We were outside.
00:20:35I could see cows.
00:20:36I could see a river.
00:20:38Where's the key?
00:20:39Hang on.
00:20:40We've got to undo the chain.
00:20:41Right, okay.
00:20:42Right, okay.
00:20:43Where's it tied to?
00:20:44In front of us were two coffins with chains wrapped around them, and we had to get the
00:20:50key that was inside.
00:20:52Where's the start?
00:20:54If Paloma's in here, that's a really good sport.
00:20:56Hang on, I've got it here.
00:20:58Well done.
00:20:59It's all one chain.
00:21:00Yeah, it's all one chain.
00:21:01Unwrap it that way.
00:21:02We had to unchain these coffins.
00:21:06Well done, though.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08I say we.
00:21:09Joe Marla mainly unchained the coffins.
00:21:11He was like the strongest man alive.
00:21:14So lift it up.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16No.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:18I'll do that bit.
00:21:19I led a little bit here because I was happy to lose a finger.
00:21:24Are we opening it up?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:27Oh, what's it then?
00:21:29Well, the things that are...
00:21:30For the funeral.
00:21:31That was Lucy.
00:21:32Lucy and the Apollo.
00:21:33Oh, right.
00:21:34Where's the key?
00:21:35Hang on.
00:21:36We've got to open that one.
00:21:37Open the next coffin.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:39Can we have a time check, please?
00:21:41Six minutes left.
00:21:43Six minutes left.
00:21:44Six minutes left.
00:21:45Six minutes left.
00:21:46Six minutes.
00:21:47Hang on.
00:21:48We had wasted so much time in carriage one, and I was thinking we're never going to do
00:21:52this.
00:21:53Pull.
00:21:56See if that opens.
00:21:57Pull that one.
00:21:58Do you see if we can get it open?
00:22:01It's a screw.
00:22:02Hang on.
00:22:03Come on.
00:22:04Hang on.
00:22:05You got it?
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:07Put in me bum bag.
00:22:08Put in me bum bag.
00:22:09Hang on.
00:22:10We ain't got time for your bum bag.
00:22:12What's this?
00:22:13What are we looking for?
00:22:14Just a key, I guess.
00:22:15Just a mad scrabble.
00:22:16What are we doing?
00:22:17Just have a look.
00:22:18All right.
00:22:19Shut up.
00:22:20I'm only here.
00:22:21The fourth carriage, there was just sort of like big barrels of coal.
00:22:26We're looking for keys, yeah?
00:22:27We just had to simply dig and try and find that key.
00:22:32Oh, here we go.
00:22:33Oh, Nick.
00:22:34It's not me.
00:22:35What's that?
00:22:36What's that?
00:22:37Sorry, Jake.
00:22:38You keep doing it.
00:22:39Sorry, Jake.
00:22:40I'm going to hold it up with my head.
00:22:41Players, you've got three minutes left.
00:22:42Three minutes to go, guys.
00:22:43Come on.
00:22:44When we found out we have three minutes left, it was half panic, half adrenaline.
00:22:57We were so close and then obviously we had the threat of the explosion.
00:23:01We've got to get the money.
00:23:02Yeah, yeah.
00:23:03We need to get the money.
00:23:04Let's go!
00:23:05The clock was ticking.
00:23:06We did think, shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys and forget about
00:23:11the four?
00:23:12Can I get in here?
00:23:14Come on.
00:23:15Nick was determined to find that key.
00:23:17He fully got in the crate.
00:23:18It was like a cat litter.
00:23:20Yeah, go on it, go on it, go on it.
00:23:21We've got it.
00:23:22Let's go on the key.
00:23:23Let's go on the key.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Get it.
00:23:26Players, one minute left.
00:23:27You're nearing the end of the line.
00:23:29One minute left.
00:23:30Come on.
00:23:31Yeah, got it, got it, got it.
00:23:32Quick.
00:23:33What numbers are they?
00:23:34Alan, Alan, just give us numbers.
00:23:35What's number?
00:23:36I've got three in my bag.
00:23:37Four.
00:23:38This is number one.
00:23:39Number two.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:415,000, 5,000, 5,000.
00:23:44The train is here.
00:23:4620,000 pounds.
00:23:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:50At that point we had less than 30 seconds.
00:23:53It's going to blow.
00:23:54Go, go, go, go.
00:23:55It's going to blow.
00:23:56It's going to blow.
00:23:57Up to me.
00:23:58Let's go.
00:23:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:24:00Come on.
00:24:01Get out.
00:24:02It's going to blow.
00:24:03Get out.
00:24:04I'm running out.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07It's going to blow.
00:24:08Win.
00:24:09Come on.
00:24:10Yes!
00:24:11He gave it out.
00:24:12It's going to blowers.
00:24:13Go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:14Go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:15ss.
00:24:16It can't-
00:24:17Oh.
00:24:19Go, go, go.
00:24:20Guys, you did it!
00:24:42Yes!
00:24:43Yes!
00:24:44I can't believe it.
00:24:45How did you find it?
00:24:46Amazing.
00:24:47It was amazing.
00:24:48You work beautifully as a team.
00:24:50You have added £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:24:54So your total is £87,500.
00:24:59Wow.
00:25:00That's amazing.
00:25:01Congratulations.
00:25:02So what day, here's the thing, hasn't really begun, because up next is your final round
00:25:11table.
00:25:12I will see you at the castle, but congratulations.
00:25:14Thanks.
00:25:15You just jumped off a train.
00:25:16I know.
00:25:17And then it exploded.
00:25:18I know.
00:25:19Please, get in your rides.
00:25:21What a final mission.
00:25:22To our last round table tonight.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:24I'd love to know where David's head's at.
00:25:25You find out where David's head's at, and I'll find out where Kat and Alan are at.
00:25:40I'm dreading the round table because I think it's going to be intense.
00:25:44I don't know if I'm prepared for how intense it's going to be.
00:25:47But not like the others, because we won't know.
00:25:49Also, no one will have their speech to say, guys, you've really got egg on your face.
00:25:53Yeah.
00:25:54Well, exactly.
00:25:55We won't know.
00:25:56What a mission, eh?
00:25:57That was just crazy.
00:25:58I'm so proud of you, Joe, with those chains.
00:26:00Honestly, you were so good.
00:26:01I know.
00:26:02But you yanked them.
00:26:03I am weirdly quite hungry.
00:26:04Oh, look, dumplings.
00:26:05Well, this reminds me of school dinners.
00:26:07Please, sir, can I have some more?
00:26:08Were you around when Charles Dickens was around?
00:26:09Don't choke.
00:26:10David.
00:26:11Yes?
00:26:12I'm not as loud as you think I am.
00:26:13You are.
00:26:14quite hungry dumplings well this reminds me of school dinners please sir can I have some more
00:26:22were you around when them Charles Dickens was around don't choke David yes I'm not as loud
00:26:38as you think I love cat last night in the turret we made a pinky promise we're going to look after
00:26:45each other and we're not going to throw each other under the bus oh hello Joe Marla as long as Joe
00:26:52thinks me and cat are faithfuls we can get rid of David we can get rid of Nick just stick with Joe
00:26:59because Joe trusts us I've just got hope everything goes to plan how are you feeling
00:27:07about tonight I feel clueless the thing I wonder is whether people who voted for Jonathan early on
00:27:15that that was part of a camouflage well that'd be Joe Alan would be a complete guess yeah yeah
00:27:26it's amazing there's been so little suggestion that Alan hmm and it's weird because then it's like oh
00:27:34well maybe that's a clue but I have a question mark over Alan but I'm going to vote for cat because
00:27:38I voted for yesterday and there's been a couple of things I have suspected cat before yeah so um I
00:27:43come around the houses yeah and I've thought about everybody I have thought about cat as well
00:27:48are you a faithful David I promise you I'm a faithful I always have been
00:27:53really yeah promise me I promise you absolutely my presumption is that cat and probably Alan will
00:28:04vote for me so given all other strategies have failed I think I've got to make an alliance with
00:28:10Nick if Nick and I vote for cat then the deciding vote will be with Joe Marla which will be revealing
00:28:18one way or another what we're doing at the round table I thought we already knew what we're doing
00:28:25was the last time we spoke David you know Jonathan's name came up again and again and again and then
00:28:32when we finally banished him we were like why did we do this sooner there is something there's
00:28:41something that's making everyone think suspicious if we're all in agreement my maths works this out
00:28:48three beats two doesn't it yeah regardless of if even if they both ganged up and went with one yeah
00:28:54poor old cat it's irrelevant it's irrelevant yeah because David goes for yeah yeah he could go for
00:29:00me let's stick together yeah my thoughts are still very much that cat and Alan are the traitors but I've
00:29:09just formed this pact that we were going to banish David it's risky I know and it could backfire but
00:29:15I need to keep Alan and cat on side so they don't see it coming and then we pull the rug from under
00:29:21their feet do you want any chocolate brought out oh yeah don't give me like a little bowl of
00:29:26Maltesers okay fine maybe it's okay I'll get a tray as well shall I shall I put my penny on yeah okay
00:29:33I know I feel bad for him but listen he's not going to change his mind we have to stay thick as
00:29:41thieves with him yeah it's what David first David first yeah don't throw me under the bus
00:29:47pinky promise we said in the tower in it together yeah please yeah I'll be so disappointed in you I
00:29:53don't think Joe is changing his mind if it goes to plan we're laughing exactly the end is in sight Joe
00:30:00seems like he's on board with voting for David the ideal scenario we banish David then banish Nick
00:30:07then end the game me and Alan we've done so much together it could be a traitor's win as long as
00:30:13neither of us slip up are you are you coming to the tree they strung up a man they say who murdered three
00:30:27strange things did happen here no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree 19
00:30:39celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down
00:30:46to just five three faithful and two traitors they're about to enter the round table for the last time and
00:30:55after this banishment we will have our final four going into the final round table my only kind of real
00:31:06hope is Nick does what he's told me he's going to do which is to vote for cat I've not been very good
00:31:13at convincing myself someone's a faithful and making a pact with them and I may well be a lamb to the
00:31:18slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players I'm so nervous for this round table I think it's
00:31:24going to be really intense Nick might vote for me again but I'm ready to fight for this I've got my plan
00:31:31I'm hoping that I've done enough to get David out going into this final round table we got to get
00:31:38them traitors so the faithful really do need to rally together now I've got a plan yeah I've got
00:31:43to hope and pray that I'm right if it goes the way I'm hoping it does then I get the deciding vote I've
00:31:51got to make a decision on whether to vote David or cat I don't know we're at the final round table we've
00:32:02got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning but I hate being this cocky I've just
00:32:10got to be so careful players this is it the final round table it takes real skill and resilience to
00:32:36make it this far so to each and every one of you well done the final prize fund then it stands at a
00:32:45staggering eighty seven thousand five hundred pounds before this night ends one or more of you will be
00:32:57taking that money home to your chosen charity you will also leave with all of the glory remember if only
00:33:06faithful remain they share the pot but if there is still a traitor here they take it all a reminder the banished
00:33:18player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful so from now on you are relying only on gut
00:33:28instinct so I are see this and I really mean it who can you trust who is on your side players for the final
00:33:44time then the floor is yours I feel like we're a little family and this is really hard no but no
00:33:58we've got to do this yeah yeah do we think there's one or two traitors left what do we think I think
00:34:06two I think it's definitely two so look there are so few things anyone can say with certainty but um
00:34:14Alan um you know I think I realize that I've often felt especially going to breakfast like terrified and
00:34:20then this sheer sense of relief and what I often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief
00:34:25that you'd survived maybe and maybe that's possibly arguably true you cat sometimes that there was
00:34:31never this sort of like a relief that said we've all had like we're relieved oh because I'm I'm I go
00:34:38straight into who's here yeah I'm I'm in there and I'm already counting yeah before I've seen yeah
00:34:46what I'm gonna have for breakfast I'm like yeah oh yeah just with you Alan you know what I'm gonna bring
00:34:54up I forgot I had a shield you forgot you had a shield and that just I was like why is he forgotten
00:35:00he's had a shield well you didn't say you've got a shield you said you'll sleep well tonight and I went
00:35:09what anyway you've got a shield and I went yes I've got a shield you didn't say have you got a shield I
00:35:16went no I don't know what you mean he said you've got a shield and I went no but I just didn't know what
00:35:22you were saying Joe as I'm someone who you know raised your name um several round tables ago I found
00:35:31you incredibly difficult to read other people have had the same thing you have in a in a castle full
00:35:37of comedians you've got some of the most amazing comic timing a fantastic sort of deadpan style and
00:35:44that would make a great traitor somebody who's really really difficult to read you've been somebody
00:35:49who's been energetic in mentioning names and building narratives now the faithful argument is
00:35:58you've played the game well that is what you're supposed to do but the other argument is is that
00:36:04that's also a good strategy if you were a traitor to start building momentum against individuals
00:36:09i think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many people have gone he's quite
00:36:18hard to read in me yes at the start i was very guarded it may be harder to read the closer i've got in
00:36:24and the more i've got to know you the more comfortable i've got with you guys that's why i think the
00:36:30traitors have kept me around because they're like oh he's a spanner in the works but could we say that
00:36:36your softening of your image could be like a traitor you know you could be showing different
00:36:42sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money yeah definitely and i'd say with you you're
00:36:49on the same level as jonathan for that for going around whispering names yeah and i remember when
00:36:54claire was vanished you were straight down there next to me down by that fire pit and you said mark
00:36:59yeah i was adamant claire was claire wasn't even cold in the ground you went mark i think that's unfair
00:37:05actually because that was the one where mark had slammed his hand and thing and i'd already had
00:37:09suspicions of him and then i was like it's him i've solved it yeah obviously i voted for you last
00:37:17night cat um there was a thought that well maybe you and lucy were quite close um and i wondered whether
00:37:26that was kind of a good move because it meant that you could kind of be quite seem to be quite
00:37:30close to a faithful the only other thing and the idea that in the wailing banshee round that we had
00:37:37kept the fact that you had got the shields um hidden from the other team and obviously as a result we
00:37:44were kind of we thought oh well maybe we'll all be protected i wonder maybe if that was a brilliant
00:37:48double bluff in terms of a balance of traitors and those voices in the mix knowing that jonathan was a
00:37:54traitor i do feel that you'd be a really good you know team player with jonathan and you know the
00:38:00either of you as a duo and i think it's a trio obviously but as a duo that that feels like a
00:38:05for the range of personalities you would imagine that that's what would work best as a team of traitors
00:38:12for me it's just a small suspicion
00:38:14i feel like we've got on really well and it's been great the one small con i've got for you is
00:38:22that you've been really quiet all the way through i thought well maybe that's why
00:38:30yeah i think throughout i've always found the round table just a lot of different voices and like
00:38:40struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not sure like what i'd be adding because
00:38:48you know when i was voting for steven it was it was more of a gut thing of just like so kind of just
00:38:54going i'm going to vote for you steven because it's my gut isn't really sort of furthering conversations
00:39:01um with the forest situation yeah i genuinely just thought that that would be a good way to
00:39:07sort of kind of shield us all yeah if we didn't yeah i i just thought it would be a good way to
00:39:13um shoulder so it wasn't a double bluff and i was really close to lucy just both faithfuls
00:39:23the reason you gave about cat is probably the reason why i have suspicions about you dave because
00:39:28i just think you know jonathan ross is so out there audacious gift of the gab you have got the gift of the
00:39:34gab but you do it in such a you know a you know poised what poised ways yeah and cerebral and
00:39:42measured yes so yeah i mean then i was thinking one minute you had five votes and the next round
00:39:48table you didn't and i mean i know we don't understand why that happened but you know if
00:39:52there are free traitors you could have got a traitor to go in every room and go why are you voting for
00:39:57david that's a wasted vote you know let's face it we are a bit sheep-like you know and i know i know i
00:40:04know and you must be sick to the back teeth of being accused but a bit like jonathan your name keeps
00:40:10coming up the point about um me being voted in the tie break i think what happened that night was that
00:40:18joe wilkinson was so convinced that he convinced others yeah the reason why it just dissipated
00:40:24i don't know i mean i presume it was in the interests of the traitors to dissipate it but i
00:40:31was convinced by the fact that joe wilkinson was murdered that that was the traitor's attempt to put
00:40:37more pressure on me and i think they presumed that i'd come up i think jonathan voted for me twice
00:40:43in the next round table which was i'll pick up on that jonathan voting for you when the writing
00:40:51was sort of on the wall for jonathan it was like was that him signaling like
00:40:59look at david next i think jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking about
00:41:03me because there were so many votes the previous day if there was any chance of him not being voted
00:41:08out it was in the hope that i'd get as many votes we might have another tie break or something like
00:41:13that players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:41:43kat we're going to start with you who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:42:03i've gone for yourself david i'm so sorry i really really hope i'm fine
00:42:18david well again belief is too strong but i would turn the faith i guess
00:42:24it's not the first time i voted for you but david i still think you're a traitor i'm sorry
00:42:46so a vote count two for kat two for david so it all comes down to joe's vote
00:43:02joe who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:43:16joe who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:43:21i'm sorry kat
00:43:25but i've changed my mind
00:43:29i hope i'm right
00:43:40racing for the fall
00:43:42cat you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle
00:43:51you have been amazing what a game you've had please leave the castle
00:43:57i wouldn't change a thing i think i played it the best way i could it's been amazing
00:44:10got to the final so i'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long
00:44:14i am gutted david's argument persuaded joe to go towards me but he made the right decision i am a traitor
00:44:25i had the most fun ever and i hope alan goes and wins it for us both
00:44:30kat is the last player to be banished from the round table
00:44:42was she a faithful was she a traitor the answer to that you will only discover when this is all over
00:44:52players think very carefully about your next move the next time i see you will be at the end game
00:45:01and only then will all your fates be decided you are the final four
00:45:09i believe cat was a traitor i do i do believe so do i she just wasn't even on my radar but
00:45:24what just happened why did joe go rogue i don't know what he was thinking of and that has really
00:45:32thrown a spanner in the works i do feel vulnerable you know i thought i'd have cat by my side we just
00:45:39work so well together but now i'm on my own that is terrifying
00:45:47it feels a bit of a hollow victory doesn't it we'll never i mean we'll never know we'll never know
00:45:53all played none of this feels good though does it even if you go with it's just a game
00:46:00like we have all still made bonds oh god there's not many goblets it's gonna take just two votes
00:46:09it's alan really yeah
00:46:14alan is the remaining traitor we've got to get rid of alan that's easier said than done because i just
00:46:21can't work out whether nick managed to convince david to vote alan
00:46:26i did not enjoy that i know it's a game but it bloody makes me feel sick sick at this point it
00:46:34does have a good mind to close down cars bar and move abroad
00:46:38i feel i feel for cat if she's a traitor wow what a game oh what a game well the other thing was she
00:46:48seemed to really relax in the last day or two joe's parting words to cat were i'm sorry that was the
00:46:56first thing he said i'm pretty convinced she was a traitor so there is sadly something that's really
00:47:02making me question whether joe has just played an absolutely brilliant game but then could it be
00:47:08alan maybe i think i just have to go with my instincts now cheers cheers to cat and the final
00:47:16four yeah to the final four and being in the final four yeah cheers
00:47:24so traitor cat has been banished at the final round table but of course the faithful don't know
00:47:32that yet the question is can they do it again the end game is in sight alan has remained undetected
00:47:42throughout the game so will the faithful unite or will alan take it all
00:47:54did you ever think you'd be here in the final four oh no i've surprised myself getting this far
00:47:59yeah my wife and kids i don't think they're gonna believe me when i tell them i have made the final
00:48:05i'm just so grateful i got the chance to play this game what's your plan now my one true
00:48:11hundy faithful is nick yeah i gotta get rid of alan because there's just something that tells me he's
00:48:19a traitor
00:48:25how do you feel about being the last remaining traitor oh god did you see my face as cat i was like cat
00:48:32don't leave me here because i thought wow you know me and cat we're just gonna vote them all off
00:48:37so i don't i'm a loose cannon now i'm like a rudderless ship so what are you gonna do
00:48:44i don't know what i'm gonna do i've put everything on the line
00:48:48i can't trust joe now i don't know who to trust
00:48:54what have you learned about yourself i mean there is an image of what historians are like and it's
00:48:59a bit more serious and grown up than i actually am who do you trust the most i don't think i trust
00:49:08anybody i think my strategy has got to in some ways go in reverse not who do i most trust but who do i
00:49:15most distrust
00:49:21you're going into the end game i am how are you feeling it's a mixture of nerves and excitement
00:49:26because i'm nervous that i might have got it wrong again because of the way joe voted just now and
00:49:32said i'm sorry there's a tiny part of me that's going into endgame thinking he's a traitor
00:49:37i have a question mark over alan i do trust people quite quickly and my judgment's not always right
00:49:46on that
00:50:05don't you cry no more players this is it the final showdown
00:50:12you are now fully in control of this game and only you decide when it ends are you all faithful
00:50:25or are there still traitors among you the answer to that question is incredibly important because it
00:50:36could be worth eighty seven thousand five hundred pounds
00:50:43if you are all faithful and you decide to end the game that money will be split equally for your four
00:50:52chosen charities but if there are any traitors still here they take it all
00:51:01in front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches one is labeled banish again the other
00:51:14is labeled end game if you believe there is still traitors in your midst then choose banish again if you believe you are all faithful
00:51:30then choose end game players there will be no discussion and let me say if just one of you
00:51:39you chooses to banish again all four of you will vote a player out this game only ends when those that are here decide to end the game or if there are two players left
00:51:57players left players please choose your pouches
00:52:15players right now
00:52:31thank you david
00:52:32it is time to find out what you'd like to do banish again or end the game
00:52:45i will now throw your pouches into the fire and that will reveal your answers alan we will start
00:52:53with you let's see what you have chosen to do
00:53:02you have chosen to banish again why i've still got a little bit of unfinished business um
00:53:10it's to do with joe um earlier today me cat and him were outside and he said let's vote for david
00:53:18all three of us and that's what we said we'd do and yet round the round table he goes for cat
00:53:24and it just made me very suspicious
00:53:26joe let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:36you have chosen to banish again why i believe there is at least one traitor still in the game
00:53:47david let's see what you've chosen to do
00:53:49you have chosen to banish again why because i'm convinced there is at least one traitor still in
00:54:00the game around this table this evening
00:54:05and finally nick let's see what you have chosen to do
00:54:09you have chosen to banish again why
00:54:19like david i also believe that there is one traitor still here
00:54:24as you have decided all to banish again we will go to a vote please write down the name of the
00:54:36person you believe is a traitor
00:54:58alan who do you believe should be banished and why
00:55:01i think it's joe
00:55:09he's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days and i've put two and two together and i think
00:55:15he's a traitor
00:55:20joe
00:55:22i was convinced that nick and david were faithfuls so that left one i've gone for alan
00:55:31david
00:55:39i believe
00:55:44joe is a traitor
00:55:47and that's because on the night i tried to raise the idea that joe was a traitor
00:55:52i came very close to being banished myself and when i think about who voted for me that makes me even
00:55:58more suspicious
00:56:02and for the final vote nick
00:56:12i know him
00:56:21so
00:56:23joe
00:56:25Honestly, and I mean this, you're the person I have got to know the most here and I adore
00:56:34you. And honestly, I didn't believe it, but you voting for Kat was what sealed it. But
00:56:44I love you.
00:56:55Jo, you have been amazing. You have had a brilliant game, but you have received the most votes.
00:57:06You are banished. Please leave the castle.
00:57:10Oh, I read it so wrong. It hurts. It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:57:24Not even an inkling.
00:57:27Got it.
00:57:34So Jo has been banished. Only three of you remain. But are you all faithful or is a traitor still
00:57:44here?
00:57:48Once again, you can now end things right here, right now. Or you can banish once more.
00:57:58This is your last chance to banish someone because the game automatically ends when there
00:58:04are just two of you. Players, please select your pouches.
00:58:10You're all for that.
00:58:11You're all for that.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:16I don't know that if you need more.
00:58:17Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:47Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do. End the game or banish again.
00:59:02Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:06Why?
00:59:07I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:59:12David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:59:17You have chosen to end the game. Why?
00:59:27Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:59:30I had suspicions about Nick, but the way he's just spoken about Joe means those suspicions evaporated.
00:59:37And I may be wrong, may not happen, but I did love the idea of the three of us all being faithful and ending the game together.
00:59:49Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:59:52If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:59:56If the fire burns red, we banish again.
00:59:59You have chosen to end the game. Why?
01:00:18Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three, but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful and I think we did it.
01:00:29I think we got Cat and Joe right at the last second.
01:00:33So the three of you have chosen to end the game.
01:00:41If you are all faithful, you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
01:00:47If there is a traitor here, though, they take it all.
01:00:52A reminder, the prize fund is currently £87,500.
01:01:02We are now going to finally discover who you truly are.
01:01:07David, will you now please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:01:26I am and have always been a faithful.
01:01:37Alan, now please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:01:46I am and always have been a faithful.
01:02:00Alan, now please reveal, are you a traitor?
01:02:07Are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:02:09Are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:02:14I am and have always been a traitor.
01:02:29Oh, fuck.
01:02:30I am so sorry.
01:02:31It has been tearing me apart.
01:02:32I am so sorry.
01:02:33You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:34You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:35You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:36You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:37You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:38You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:39You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:40You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:41You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:42You did brilliantly Alan.
01:02:43You did brilliantly, Alex.
01:02:45You did brilliantly, Alex.
01:02:47You did brilliant. You did brilliant.
01:02:49It's a game and you played it brilliantly.
01:02:51It's a game.
01:02:53You played it brilliantly, Alex.
01:02:55Well done.
01:02:57You did brilliantly.
01:02:59You did absolutely brilliant.
01:03:01It was amazing.
01:03:03It's a game. It's such a great game.
01:03:05You've done it brilliantly and you won't.
01:03:07Don't be stupid.
01:03:09Think about the charity. It's amazing.
01:03:11I don't know. No, come on, come on.
01:03:13Alan, you have won
01:03:15the game. Congratulations.
01:03:19You have been absolutely
01:03:21outstanding.
01:03:23Faithful, well done.
01:03:25You made it this far.
01:03:27Is there anything
01:03:29you would like to say?
01:03:31I just want to say well done. You played the game brilliantly.
01:03:33It breaks my heart to see how
01:03:35that burden has weighed on
01:03:37you and I couldn't do it. So I
01:03:39admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:03:41I almost
01:03:43can't believe that
01:03:45it was Alan.
01:03:47And I thought it was almost everybody else.
01:03:49What we saw is that
01:03:51that burden was really heavy for him.
01:03:53Because that's not who Alan is.
01:03:55He's just a beautiful human being.
01:03:57I mean, well played out.
01:03:59That was just brilliant.
01:04:01Go on, Alan. Tell them who the others were.
01:04:03Okay.
01:04:04Jonathan, we know.
01:04:05Jonathan.
01:04:06And Cat.
01:04:07Cat.
01:04:09Oh, Joe.
01:04:10Not Joe.
01:04:11No, not Joe.
01:04:12Wow.
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:15Utterly, utterly, utterly shocked.
01:04:19Joe was right.
01:04:21And I was wrong about Joe.
01:04:23Ah.
01:04:25Alan Carr.
01:04:27Wow.
01:04:28He played an absolute blinder.
01:04:31Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal.
01:04:35But now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:04:38Okay.
01:04:40Bye-bye.
01:04:41Well done, Alan.
01:04:42Off you go.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:45Joe.
01:04:47Come, come here.
01:04:48Come here.
01:04:49Oh, when he went faithfuls together, I was like, don't say that.
01:04:52Oh, God.
01:04:55You've done it.
01:04:57You did it.
01:04:58No, I have.
01:04:59And that's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:01It's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:03You've won it.
01:05:04I know.
01:05:0587,500.
01:05:06That's amazing.
01:05:07For your charity.
01:05:08Yes, wonderful.
01:05:09Tell me the charity.
01:05:10Neuroblastoma.
01:05:11It's a wonderful children's cancer charity.
01:05:13They are going to...
01:05:14Oh, that money will change lives.
01:05:17All that lying, all that treachery.
01:05:19It was worth.
01:05:20It was an issue.
01:05:21You see?
01:05:22You did it.
01:05:23You did it, Alan.
01:05:25Oh.
01:05:30What a roller coaster.
01:05:34How did this happen?
01:05:35I was awful at lying.
01:05:36I had no poker face.
01:05:38And here I am, the winner.
01:05:40Come on, darling.
01:05:41There you go.
01:05:42Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again, but to just lie so bluntly to people's
01:05:50faces, it was tough.
01:05:52I don't know whether I want to know.
01:05:57I have been, and have always been since the start, a traitor.
01:06:05You...
01:06:06I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:06:11That was amazing.
01:06:12Oh, no!
01:06:13Oh.
01:06:14Joe!
01:06:15Joe!
01:06:16Joe!
01:06:17Joe!
01:06:18I suggest you two have your drinks on the top step.
01:06:19I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:06:20I am so sorry.
01:06:21I love you too, mate.
01:06:22It's been unbelievable.
01:06:23Well done.
01:06:24Well done.
01:06:25Well done.
01:06:26You played an absolute blinder.
01:06:28Oh, my God.
01:06:29Cat, you were undetected for so long.
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:31Come on.
01:06:32Oh, wow.
01:06:33Look at this.
01:06:34I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:35Oh.
01:06:36Is that Alan?
01:06:37Or is it E-Cup?
01:06:38The winner!
01:06:39Yay!
01:06:40Yay!
01:06:41Come on.
01:06:42Come on.
01:06:43Come on.
01:06:44Come on.
01:06:45Come on.
01:06:46I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:48Is that Alan?
01:06:49Or is it E-Cup?
01:06:50The winner!
01:06:51Yay!
01:06:52Yay!
01:06:53Yay!
01:06:54Come on.
01:06:56Come on.
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58Come on.
01:06:59Come be with your friends.
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:01I love you.
01:07:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:07:03I'm an awful human being.
01:07:05Alan.
01:07:06You are not.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:09To Alan.
01:07:10The winner.
01:07:11Alan, you did it.
01:07:12Come on, Tommy.
01:07:13Oh, Alan.
01:07:14Congratulations to our winner.
01:07:17Woo!
01:07:18Yay!
01:07:19Yay!
01:07:20Yes!
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:23Yes!
01:07:24Oh, wow.
01:07:25To Alan Carr.
01:07:26To Alan Carr.
01:07:27To me.
01:07:28To me, the most hated man in Britain.
01:07:30No!
01:07:33Say it one last time for me, darling.
01:07:34What?
01:07:35Parting.
01:07:36Parting is such sweet sorrow.
01:07:38You've got something on your face, Claudio.
01:07:40What?!
01:07:41Ah-
01:07:49Ah-
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