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01:00I'm not paying my dues, I'm paying my past dues.
01:02But poverty can't buy anything.
01:04But you better pay the TV bill.
01:06Because I'm betting on the Tyson-Fraser fight.
01:09You want me to pay a bill so you can gamble away your money?
01:11Oh, you don't know the first thing about investments.
01:15Good morning.
01:25You slept in, you'll miss your boss.
01:28You want some toast?
01:29No thanks.
01:31You can eat at Reese's then.
01:33Look, I made you a special lunch.
01:35Two buns, two bags of chips, two pensies, huh?
01:37My mother was killing me with kindness.
01:40And maybe diabetes.
01:42Couldn't fit in your sandwich.
01:44You don't eat that on the bus?
01:46That's okay.
01:46Thanks, Mom.
01:47The redhead dumped him.
02:05She's got a new boyfriend.
02:07He's a bit older, drives a car.
02:10I'll tell you more, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
02:17Hey, guys.
02:18Mike, honey.
02:19Here.
02:20Made you a ham sandwich.
02:21Oh, thank you.
02:22How was the night shift?
02:24Oh, it was awesome.
02:25And you know what?
02:25I got my first check.
02:27Oh.
02:28Oh, well done.
02:29That's my boy.
02:33Well, that can't be right.
02:34Says here he's making 10 cents more an hour than I am.
02:37Hmm.
02:38Cool.
02:39Jesus, Murphy.
02:40You can't be making less than your son.
02:41When's the last time you asked for a raise?
02:43Well, I...
02:45I mean, he had to find the right time for this kind of...
02:48The old man hated conflict.
02:50He believed in living life as free as a bird.
02:53An ostrich, specifically,
02:54with his head buried deep in the sand.
02:57The right time is right now.
03:00Now, you get on over there,
03:02and you tell Mr. Murphy
03:03that you're the heart and soul of that station
03:05and all that other crap you're always telling me.
03:07Hmm?
03:13Go on, Huss.
03:20He's got nothing!
03:22He's got nothing!
03:22No, no, no, no!
03:24The bus was where I first saw her,
03:29and now every inch of it reminded me of her.
03:32Take a piece of me with you
03:35Every time you go away
03:41You take a piece of me with you
03:47Hey!
03:49Hey!
03:49Hey!
03:50Hey!
03:50Hey!
03:50Our witty banter was back.
03:52All I had to do now was not say anything stupid.
03:55Well, why isn't your boyfriend driving me?
03:59You know, besides it being illegal...
04:01Even with a learner's permit, you should always have an adult present in the curve.
04:05And so much for that.
04:07We broke up.
04:08Oh, that's too bad.
04:12Huzzah!
04:13I had defeated my enemy without having to do a thing.
04:16I felt as powerful as the noble ostrich.
04:19He's a jerk.
04:20He's always trying to get me to do gross stuff.
04:22Boys are dicks.
04:24Can I ask you a personal question?
04:27If he's so rotten, why'd you even date him?
04:31In the summer, he seemed nice, compared to everyone else I was hanging out with.
04:37But now I realize that's because the people I was hanging out with suck.
04:46Check this out.
04:47I got double-lunched.
04:49Whoa, wait, how?
04:50Oh, my mom.
04:51Okay, cool.
04:51Chips.
04:52Both?
04:53The bus had become a time machine, and by the time we got to school,
04:56I felt as though a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders
05:00and tied around my ankles.
05:03That's so lame.
05:04Hey, Fox, I've got to talk.
05:06I've got to get to class.
05:07Would you just give it up?
05:09She said she doesn't want to talk to you.
05:12And I wasn't talking to you.
05:14You know, if I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart.
05:18Gross.
05:18Leave him alone.
05:20Oh, you're lucky she's holding me back, my son.
05:23Come on.
05:25Hey.
05:26Now that I was the victor, I pitied him.
05:34After all, I knew what it was like to lose at love.
05:37I just wanted to say I've been there.
05:40Fairly recently, as a matter of fact.
05:42Sometimes the heart just needs time to accept what the mind already knows.
05:47Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
05:50I'd found solace in one of Mom's Cosmopolitan magazine articles.
05:54Ten ways to move on after your husband has left.
05:57You can't look for happiness in the same place you lost it.
05:59Just accept what is and let go of what was.
06:03I get what you're saying.
06:09Yeah.
06:11This is your fault.
06:12What?
06:13No, no, no, no, no.
06:14Look, I'm on your side.
06:15You just seem great together.
06:17Did she dump me for you?
06:20Dump you for me?
06:21I'm so crazy talking.
06:27Of course not.
06:28Hey!
06:29Hey!
06:30Millard!
06:31Put that boy down!
06:32Now!
06:37Please.
06:37Three o'clock after school.
06:48You're dead.
06:59Better listening, VOCF.
07:01My critch speaking.
07:02Did you talk to him yet?
07:04Mary, I'm at work.
07:05There's no place to ask for a raise.
07:06Oh, you march into Mr. Murphy's office and you demand a raise.
07:10What's that you say?
07:11A fire will go as a blaze.
07:12Well, thank you very much for the tip.
07:13Is that Mr. Murphy?
07:14You ask him.
07:15No, tell him.
07:16Have a nice day now.
07:22Hey, Dick.
07:24Did you ever get a raise?
07:25Raise?
07:26No, boy.
07:27Mr. Murphy's tighter than Mike Critch's arse.
07:31Oh, sorry, Mike, boy.
07:33It's just something people say, right?
07:36Lunch.
07:44Just three hours to my crucifixion.
07:46I felt like our Lord at the Last Supper.
07:49Except I hadn't been betrayed by Judas, but by my own mouth.
07:52He can't beat you up.
07:53That'd be like hitting a girl.
07:55It's just wrong.
07:56Thanks.
07:57She's got a point.
07:58I mean, I don't beat up anyone in elementary anymore.
08:01It's beneath me.
08:02You should just tell a teacher.
08:05No, I can't rat him out.
08:07Nobody would respect me ever again.
08:08Hard to respect a corpse, though.
08:10You should tell Fox.
08:12No, no.
08:12The only thing worse than getting beat up over a girl is the girl we're fighting over fighting
08:16my fight for me.
08:18What about you?
08:19You must know karate or something.
08:21Why would you think that?
08:23Uh, no reason.
08:25Look, I'm just gonna tell him that I'm a pacifist.
08:28Like Gandy.
08:29I, too, would end up on a hunger strike.
08:31Not for ideological reasons, but because my jaw would be wired shut.
08:36Hey, still want a double lunch?
08:40No.
08:41I mean, we were just leaving.
08:44Come on.
08:44Come on, Richie.
08:46You can have my seat, Fox.
08:48Fox, we need to talk.
08:49Craig, ah.
08:50What the hell are you staring at, huh?
08:59Ow!
09:00Freak up.
09:01Bully shouldn't get bullied.
09:02It's not right.
09:09He's gotta go.
09:17Mr. Murphy?
09:18Yes, sir?
09:19I've been working here for a long time.
09:20And I've never asked for anything.
09:22It was recently come to my attention that...
09:24Mr. Murphy, I will not be paid less than a teenager.
09:31I will be 60 years old come January, and I demand to be paid adult wages.
09:38Don't listen to me, you son of a bitch.
09:40Mike?
09:41Mr. Murphy will see you now.
09:42Oh.
09:42Oh.
09:42Thank you, Gertie.
09:47Sit down, Mike.
09:50I felt like every second was a number in the countdown to a rocket launch, and the rocket was carrying the challenger.
09:56Excusez-moi.
09:57Well, class, can anyone tell me the French word for draw?
10:03A toque?
10:06I had only seconds left.
10:08If I stepped onto that playground, I'd be crucified.
10:11Desperate times call for desperate measures.
10:18Very funny, Fox.
10:19Anyone else?
10:20Mr. Critch.
10:23Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you can't be swearing in school, Mark boy.
10:50I had landed in detention.
10:52I hadn't ratted anyone out, and it was impossible for me to walk onto the playground.
10:56It was a masterstroke.
10:58Look, I know you don't want to fight him, and I can't blame you.
11:01He looks big enough to be in grade 15 by now, but you can't believe he's here forever.
11:06The Critch men pride ourselves on avoidance.
11:09So, do I still get the strap?
11:12Nah, you got enough trouble.
11:14Besides, you're going to need to be able to make a fist tomorrow.
11:17He's some size.
11:23We'll wait him out.
11:31Amy?
11:32Uh, no, thank you.
11:34I have a feeling that anything that goes in will be coming out, and it could be from any opening.
11:40Suit yourself.
11:41Well...
11:41Swearing on the blackboard.
11:52By the Lord, Lipton swearing in Christ on a cracker.
11:54Where the hell did you learn words like that?
11:56Mom swore like some people danced.
11:59Music personified.
12:00Detention for swearing.
12:02I didn't think you had it in you.
12:03Huh.
12:04You, wait till your father gets home.
12:06Mary?
12:06Mary?
12:08Mary?
12:10You won't believe it.
12:11Oh, you'll never believe it.
12:12Your son did.
12:13Wait a minute, Mike.
12:14You didn't.
12:15I did?
12:15Oh!
12:18Your father got a raise.
12:20Hey, awesome.
12:21Should I ask for one?
12:22No.
12:23Now you can pay the TV bill, because the fight's tonight.
12:27Well, I didn't get a raise, per se.
12:29What do you mean?
12:30Well, I marched into that Mr. Murphy's office, and I said I've been working too long, and for
12:34not enough money.
12:35Well, that's great, Dad.
12:37Get to the jeezly point, Mike.
12:38Did he give you the raise or not?
12:39Well, he agreed that my hard work should be recognized, so he decided to make me weekend
12:44manager.
12:45Oh, cool.
12:46Congrats, Dad.
12:47But you gets weekends off, Mike.
12:50Exactly.
12:50Now I get paid the same rate, but I get to work more hours.
12:53It's a win-win.
12:54See?
12:55As Dad spoke the words, even he could see his error.
12:58You stunned shagger.
13:01Mary?
13:02Mary?
13:02What am I going to do with you?
13:04I still have weekend nights off.
13:06Who needs Frazier Tyson when we've got Mike and Mary?
13:11Ah.
13:13Mary?
13:16Oh.
13:18Tyson is undefeated.
13:20Barbers Frazier, the son of boxing legend Joe Frazier, live from the Civic Center in
13:25Glen Falls, New York.
13:26This is going to be a great one.
13:28What you watching?
13:29Man.
13:30Shh.
13:31This is Tyson Frazier.
13:32Fight to the Decade.
13:33I got money on this.
13:34Hey.
13:35Sit down.
13:36The last thing I wanted to do on my final night on Earth was to watch someone else be
13:40pummeled.
13:41I had my own fight to lose.
13:42And it wasn't going to be pretty.
13:44I want you to get in there and hit him, you bum.
13:48I can't.
13:49He's too big.
13:50Oh, they're bigger they are.
13:51They're harder they fall.
13:52Now get in there.
13:53All right.
13:54I want a clean fight.
13:55No hitting below the belt.
13:57I want a clean fight.
13:58No hitting below the belt.
13:59I'm too old to waste my time on a loser like you.
14:12Hit him!
14:13Yeah.
14:14Come on, you loser!
14:15Oh!
14:16Oh, gee.
14:17Run!
14:18Run for your life!
14:19He's going to kill you!
14:20Run!
14:21Mark!
14:22Mark!
14:23Mark!
14:24Mark!
14:25Mark!
14:26Mark!
14:27Mark!
14:28Mark!
14:29Mark!
14:30Mark!
14:31Mark!
14:32Mark!
14:33Mark!
14:34What's the matter with you?
14:35Well, don't you want to watch?
14:36No.
14:37Go.
14:38Well, I've got this going eight rounds.
14:40Round one.
14:41About to begin.
14:42Maribus Fraser, the record 61 was 69.
14:45Pop?
14:46Hmm?
14:47How do you fight?
14:48Attempting to continue his father's legacy in the ring.
14:51Hmm.
14:52How big is he?
14:54About your size, but bigger.
14:57Jesus.
14:58What's the fight about?
15:01A girl.
15:03Little Miss Red.
15:06Well, obviously you can't run.
15:09The best way to start a fight is to finish it.
15:12You have to hit him first.
15:14Well, then what?
15:16Then you run.
15:19Right.
15:20Come on.
15:21What?
15:22Why?
15:23Come on.
15:24Come on.
15:25Have you ever hit a man?
15:26Of course not.
15:27Oh, okay.
15:28But you're going to hit me.
15:29You have to understand what it feels like.
15:31You can hit me right here in the gut.
15:33No.
15:34I might hurt you.
15:35Oh, you hurt me?
15:36You really think so?
15:37All right, come on.
15:38Hey, watch it.
15:39Watch it.
15:40No, no, no.
15:41Let's see.
15:42Let's see it.
15:43Stop it.
15:44Come on, you big baby.
15:45Oh, oh.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:49Jesus Christ.
15:50Oh, now come on.
15:51I wasn't ready.
15:52And would you look at that?
15:53Tyson has knocked Fraser out.
15:55Well, the ref is having a look.
15:57He's stopping the fight after just 30 seconds.
16:00A record.
16:01Oh, congrats, Bob.
16:02I...
16:03What?
16:04I guess you win.
16:05What?
16:06I had the money on the other one.
16:07Frasier!
16:08Oh, what kind of a moron am I?
16:12You have to respect him, though.
16:15Stood there and took a beating like a man.
16:18There's a certain dignity to that.
16:21It was decided.
16:23I would make a fool of myself with dignity.
16:30My father decided to face his fears.
16:33Mike!
16:34He's on a call.
16:35You can't go in there.
16:36Mike!
16:37Or else face Mom.
16:38If you don't give him at least what his son is getting,
16:41I'll be calling Mrs. Murphy and telling her
16:44just what kind of man she's married to.
16:46Mrs. Murphy, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir.
16:48Oh, for God's sake, Mike.
16:50Ten cents more an hour.
16:52Just go, Mike.
16:53That's it.
16:54Ten cents.
16:55Go.
16:56No, fifteen cents, Mr. Murphy.
16:59Not ten.
17:01Eleven cents, Mike.
17:03That's it.
17:04Out, out, out.
17:05Good for you.
17:17Copy down your homework for tonight, children.
17:20Literature.
17:21Death on the ice.
17:22Chapters nine and ten.
17:23I have an idea.
17:24Social studies complete both sides of the future.
17:27Have you tried peeing yourself?
17:29Math test is Wednesday.
17:30What?
17:31It's like a wet ticket home.
17:33You'd be too pathetic to hit.
17:36Have a nice night and have a good weekend, children.
17:39I know I will.
17:41I'm learning to dance to Paso Doble.
17:45You can have my comic books.
17:47You're going to be fine.
17:52Okay.
17:53The time had come.
17:54I would meet my fate honorably, standing tall with knocking knees.
17:59Okay.
18:03What's going on?
18:05Spill it!
18:09Word spread like chicken pox.
18:11It seemed like all eyes were on me.
18:14It would be a public hanging.
18:41It's amazing.
18:42If you'd be back around the place with guitar, You can get you!
18:44You're just going to run away!
18:46You're probably not done it.
18:47않'
19:09All I wanted to do
19:39was not faint.
19:40Or pee myself.
19:43Finally showed up.
19:47Got some balls after all.
19:49I wanted to throw the first punch like Pop said,
19:52but I couldn't move my arms.
19:53I could barely close my eyes.
19:59Leave him alone.
20:02This isn't your fight.
20:04Yes, it is.
20:05He's my friend.
20:06I started to wonder if I'd already been hit
20:09and was dreaming behind the veil
20:10of a medically induced coma.
20:12Fine.
20:13Kick your ass too then.
20:15Fight one of us.
20:16It fights all of us.
20:17We're family.
20:18Like a crowd protecting Spartacus,
20:21the foxes had rallied to my defense.
20:23I'll smack you in the nuts.
20:25You can't punch your baby.
20:28I can't fight all of you.
20:32Then fight me.
20:33No, you're just making it worse.
20:37I don't need you to fight my fights for me.
20:39This isn't your fight.
20:40I'm the one he's mad at.
20:42I can't hit a girl.
20:44What, did you call me?
20:44You got balls after all.
20:52Wipe out.
20:54Sick.
20:54We're done.
20:55You hear me?
20:56Done.
20:57You don't own me.
21:00Thanks.
21:01Here we go.
21:02No fighting on school grounds.
21:05Now, why don't you get up home out of it?
21:07So I marched right in there,
21:13and I told Mr. Murphy the way it was going to be.
21:16Did you now?
21:17I did.
21:18I told him,
21:19if I don't get my rings,
21:20well, there is going to be hell to pay.
21:24Well, you don't look beaten up.
21:26I'm impressed.
21:28I didn't know you could run so fast.
21:30Oh, I didn't run,
21:31but I didn't fight either.
21:33All right, a draw.
21:35I'm still impressed.
21:36How?
21:37I didn't even throw a punch.
21:40Look, showing up to a fight you know you're going to win,
21:43it makes you a bully.
21:45But showing up for a fight you know you're going to lose,
21:48now that makes you brave.
21:51Thanks, Pop.
21:52And I'm sorry you lost all that money.
21:54What money?
21:55I didn't lose any money.
21:56No, I forgot to place the bet.
22:00One of the few joys of getting old.
22:04There's a fine line between bravery
22:06and stupidity.
22:07Some things are worth fighting for,
22:10even if you lose.
22:12There's a fine line between you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you
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