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00:00This is Big Brother. A housemate worthy of the final is one who can prove themselves when it
00:18matters most. We have decided unanimously to award the pass to the final to camera.
00:30King Cameron, it's time to exert your royal powers.
01:00Dear 45, 9.44 a.m.
01:24What could be happening today?
01:40I don't think it's a normal Tuesday.
01:42I'm excited for whatever happens on it.
01:49Baby girl, let me see you do this. Let me see you do it.
01:53Teja, what would you do if I was in the club and that song was on the outside tonight?
01:57I'd just copy you.
01:59Oh, OK.
02:00I'd just do it as well.
02:01That's a true friend.
02:02I'd just copy you.
02:04You'd just join in.
02:06Just join in.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:10Richard is educating Tate.
02:13There was a time, you're probably too young to remember this, there was a time when things
02:17like drinking and then driving sort of was accepted.
02:20Kind of the norm, yeah.
02:21And there came a point where public opinion definitely changed.
02:24And now, drink driving is taboo, you shouldn't do it.
02:27And everyone with a sensible brain would agree with that.
02:29Yeah.
02:30And I wonder whether the use of phones will kind of follow a same trajectory,
02:34whether they will come a point where actually everyone says,
02:36look, don't have your phone out when you're out with people.
02:39I think it kind of already is.
02:40Like, see if you're on a date, right, and say you're with a girl or vice versa,
02:45and they put their phone face up.
02:47Yeah.
02:48It's already considered, like, very rude.
02:50You've got a face down, it's different.
02:52Yeah, I agree.
02:54I'm in awe of the young generation who can get the keyboard there and go,
02:58and kind of like, alternate their thumbs and do that.
03:00I just can't do that.
03:01I have to go like this.
03:02With one finger all the time.
03:04So I'm like, yeah, I felt like that.
03:07Big Brother has called Emily to the diary room.
03:11Good morning, Emily.
03:12Good morning.
03:13Big Brother did want to check in, as Big Brother is aware that you were quite upset yesterday.
03:18Yeah, no, I was upset yesterday, but I'm one of those people that, like,
03:21I just cry out and then I'm fine.
03:22Like, this morning I wake up feeling absolutely tremendous.
03:26But obviously yesterday was a bit of a hard day, especially the morning.
03:29People had to rate whether housemates had had a positive or negative impact on the house.
03:34And I didn't get a single positive impact.
03:37So that obviously made me upset because it made me question, like,
03:40whether I have any, like, true friends in the house.
03:42It was always going to be hard coming in halfway through and having to compete with those, um,
03:46more long-standing friendships.
03:48But, yeah, no, ready to carpe diem.
03:51And I'll try not to cry today.
03:53But if I do, it just can't be helped.
03:5511.43am.
04:06Big Brother has gathered the housemates.
04:09This is Big Brother.
04:12Cameron, as Big Brother finalist, you have been royally appointed king of the Big Brother house for the day.
04:20No way!
04:22No way!
04:23No way!
04:26No way!
04:27God save the farmer!
04:29Cameron, go don your royal cloak and regal crown and take a seat upon your throne.
04:35That's all right.
04:37No way!
04:39Oh, look at that.
04:43Oh!
04:45Oh, no.
04:46Oh, no.
04:47Oh, no.
04:48Oh, no.
04:49That's right.
04:50That's right.
04:51That's right.
04:57Thank you very much for this honour.
04:58I promise to be a good and dutiful king.
05:02Yay!
05:03Peace, sir.
05:04My liege, may I point out to you that you have your crown on back to front?
05:08Could you crown me, please?
05:10Most.
05:11Oh, you're very kind.
05:12Oh, my...
05:14Crown my king!
05:15Woo!
05:16All hail the king!
05:17All hail the king!
05:18All hail the king!
05:19We're not worthy!
05:20We're not worthy!
05:21King Cameron, your first decision is to appoint your royal aide.
05:37They will be your right hand.
05:41That's crazy!
05:42Jenny, I dub me my royal aide.
05:45Aw.
05:47You know what I mean?
05:48I knew we're back at some day.
05:50Jenny, go and collect your royal instrument from the living room hatch.
05:54Ooh!
05:55That's it, Jenny.
05:56Do you have the crown?
05:57Yep.
05:58Jenny, you can use your instrument to announce King Cameron's arrival whenever he enters a room.
06:09Perfect.
06:10Well done.
06:11King Cameron, your next decision as ruler of the house will be to choose your very own court jester.
06:18Pffft!
06:19Don't look up me, Khan.
06:20Yes, do.
06:21Look, but not me.
06:23Marcus, I dub me my royal jester.
06:26Good choice.
06:27Good choice.
06:28Marcus, as court jester, your royal duty is to keep the king entertained.
06:35A jester outfit has been provided for you in the store of.
06:40Sorry, this is so random.
06:41Can I just play the play?
06:43Oh!
06:45Bloody hell!
06:46You're like a new Lizzo.
06:48Hello there!
06:49Yay!
06:50Good boy!
06:52Yay!
06:54Never seen Tate so happy.
06:56King Cameron, your next decision will be to choose a royal comforter.
07:02Ooh.
07:03Okay.
07:04This housemate must be your very own personal footrest.
07:08Tate!
07:09I dub D my royal comforter!
07:11Thank you!
07:12Yay!
07:13Tate, get on with it.
07:16Oh, no.
07:17Can you get down a bit long?
07:19A bit flat.
07:20Your back's not very flat.
07:21What was that being long?
07:23Okay, that's enough.
07:26I'm not that sort of king, my brother.
07:28King Cameron, your last decision will be to choose your royal cook.
07:35Oh, bugger.
07:36Oh!
07:37Your cook will be in charge of cooking you and your aid a royal lunchtime banquet.
07:43Emily, I do decree you are the royal cook.
07:46Tread wife!
07:48Don't you worry, I'll cook you up a storm, no problem.
07:52Only the best for the king.
07:53Loyal subjects, King Cameron's reign has now begun.
07:58Hurrah!
07:59Whoop!
08:00Whoop!
08:01Whoop!
08:02Whoop!
08:03Whoop!
08:04Whoop!
08:05Whoop!
08:06Whoop!
08:1112.16pm.
08:12Royal cook Emily is preparing the banquet.
08:18banquet
08:21Better viewing point
08:25The dictatorship's over. Oh, I'm just here to learn
08:31Be well my law subject
08:34What's your plan with the chicken and butter and oil and all the nice herbs and then just massage it in
08:39But what's the plan to prep it?
08:44And then I just put it in
08:46I'm not fine
08:48So how else would I prep it? Yeah, you got this
08:52Stop! This is not nice
08:58Right, I'll go on first and then you come on. I have to play my whistle. Yes, right
09:11Greetings big brother
09:14King Cameron
09:16Are you feeling regal?
09:18Rather regal
09:20Big brother. Does this mean you answer to me now big brother?
09:22No, Cameron
09:24Okay
09:26I've appointed the prince of my own as well as the appointments you told me to make the ruler
09:30I've appointed Tasia, admiral of the fleet
09:34I've appointed Richard, the bishop
09:38And I've appointed Elsa to be the princess
09:42But the princess and the jester keep seeing them smooching and that
09:46It's a bit awkward
09:48King Cameron, the jester is there to amuse you. He should not be frolicking with the commoners
09:54It's frolicking with the princess
09:56That's worse
09:57Yeah, I know
10:00Cameron, do you feel like you are committing treason by dressing up as the king?
10:04Hopefully Charlie won't mind
10:06No, to be king on big brother house I take very seriously
10:10Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
10:4034 p.m
10:45King Cameron and his royal-eared Jenny are in the garden
10:50This is crazy. What is this? What life are we living? We've smashed it today. We are like the royals
10:59You loving it? I should do. It's quite fun
11:03Tasia is talking a big brother. Do you think you would have made a good footstall Tasia? No, absolutely not
11:11Because I'm not anyone's footstall
11:14Maybe like royal food taster or like royal like bed tester so I can just like
11:19Test like sleep in the bed and like test it
11:22I'm not like a royalist. It's not ever been a thing for me like all going to Buckingham Palace and like
11:28I'm interested in like what the royal family are doing because to me they're just
11:32They were just born and they were just born royal same way I was born and I was born Tasia
11:36Tasia if you met king charles the third, how would you address the king?
11:41I'd say oh you're like you're all right
11:43Like nice to meet you kind of thing just like how I talk to anyone
11:47But when are we ever going to be in the same circles or it's just never gonna happen?
11:52So I don't need to like practice my currency or think about how I'm gonna talk to him because this is never gonna happen
11:57Big brother thinks you should practice your curtsy. I don't even know how to
12:02Okay, from about here to
12:05Oh, no, that was way too much. Oh, do you see what I mean?
12:08This is why I can't meet I just can't do the royal shit because I'm just not I'm just too common like I can't even fucking courtesy
12:19Welcome your majesty
12:26The king has arrived thank you thank you so much don't thank me king please it's the least I can do funny man
12:31Your majesty
12:35How do you hurt a farmer how do you hurt a farmer stand on his corn?
12:43Round small and dry all over
12:52Very unfunny chop his head off
13:0212 46 p.m
13:05Elsa is in the diary room
13:08What do you think of the royal family?
13:11Lovely
13:12Who do you like?
13:13Kate
13:15and Megan
13:17Do you have a favorite king or queen?
13:20My favorite queen was princess elizabeth
13:25and
13:27Princess Diana, but
13:29they've both passed so
13:32Yeah
13:33I would love being a princess
13:36I would be so happy and dance all day and sing all day and
13:46Smile all day
13:48But in my world I am a princess
13:51Is Marcus your prince?
13:53Yes
13:54Marcus is my prince
13:56Well today he's a jester but
13:59Every other day
14:00Every other day
14:02He is
14:06King cameron and his royal aide jenny are in the snug
14:10Oh there's funny man
14:12Funny man
14:13Funny man
14:14The king
14:15Your majesty
14:17Would like a better entertainment
14:19Okay
14:20What do you call a chicken
14:23Who regularly watches his chicken wife
14:26Have sex with other chickens
14:28What?
14:29A clock
14:33Why did the cow cross the road?
14:34I don't know why
14:36To go to the movies
14:39Ah
14:40I'm there
14:44Oh
14:44It's all right
14:44Tough tough guard
14:451.08pm
14:54Royal cook Emily is preparing herself
14:58I'm going to have to touch it aren't I?
15:01Oh that's very industrious what's that you're putting in there?
15:11Um just like a mix of like butter and other stuff
15:16Oh dear oh gosh
15:22I think this is okay
15:24Oh the massaging
15:27I can't believe this was like a real chicken one
15:31Jester Marcus and Comforter Tate have prepared some entertainment for the king
15:38The costumes are excellent
15:39We call this the princess and the jester
15:41Oh
15:42The princess and the jester is crazy
15:44Which one is which?
15:46Oh what a handsome jester
15:49Oh he's looking this way
15:51I hope father doesn't see me looking
15:57Hello there
15:58Fine princess
16:01Hello sir
16:03You're the most handsome
16:04I can't hold it in anymore
16:05You're the most handsome jester I've ever seen in my life
16:10Shall we?
16:18Was that the end?
16:19I don't think it's quite over
16:26I can't breathe
16:28Father
16:30I have news
16:32I'm so sorry King
16:33Your Majesty
16:34We have to be around at once
16:35We have to be around at once
16:36Father please forgive me
16:36Please
16:36Father please forgive me
16:37Oh fuck
16:38Oh it's coming for
16:40Oh fuck
16:44It's a baby weety boy
16:46Baby weety boy
16:49And so concludes the princess and the jester
16:54Oh that was really quite good
16:56That was fucking brilliant
16:58I love that
16:59I am scarred
17:00I am scarred
17:00Off with their heads
17:022tra
17:19I am scarred
17:20for a while
17:22And now I am frustrated
17:25and got帶 him up
17:25Two thirty-five p.m.
17:25To exert your royal powers, you must pick one of your subjects
17:32to send to your royal jail.
17:35Oh!
17:36King Cameron, who has not been a loyal subject?
17:41Hmm.
17:44I'm literally cooking midway through cooking.
17:46You can't send me.
17:47You can do whatever you want, King.
17:50The comforter.
17:51The comforter?
17:52Oh!
17:53This is big brother, King Cameron.
17:59Yes.
18:04Ooh!
18:06In the garden is one bucket of rotten tomatoes.
18:11When you decree it, yourself or a subject of your choice
18:14may throw this bucket over Tate.
18:18Which of your loyal subjects have you chosen
18:21to administer the rotten tomatoes?
18:24I've given the privilege to the royal chef, our Emily.
18:30Thank you, your majesty.
18:32I'm not entirely comfortable leaning left one-on-one with this lady in a cell.
18:37This is for every time you tried to interfere with me in the kitchen
18:41and told me what to do with the shopping list.
18:44And do you know what colour these are?
18:45Red.
18:46Like those eyeballs you gave me yesterday.
18:48Emily, I decree you may do the tomatoes now.
18:54This is for you, you horrible dictator!
18:57Shame!
18:58Shame!
18:59Shame!
19:00Shame!
19:01Shame!
19:02Shame!
19:03Shame!
19:04Shame on you, Tate!
19:06Shame!
19:07Shame, Tate!
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh!
19:11Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:15And that's for being a prick.
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:18PHONE RINGS
19:22PHONE RINGS
19:242.50pm.
19:27The jester and the prisoner are plotting against the king.
19:33Now the mask is starting to slip.
19:35People are seeing the king for his true character.
19:37He did his true character.
19:38King Sneaky.
19:39PHONE RINGS
19:40Kim Cam the unworthy.
19:42PHONE RINGS
19:44King Cam the unworthy.
19:46The powers went to his head in a day.
19:49SIGH
19:51I'm going to place this on his throne with this sign.
19:54The revolution's coming.
19:55That his reign will last not much longer.
19:57Mm-hm.
19:58Royal cook Emily is serving up the banquet.
20:03Well done, my dear.
20:04This is looking very good.
20:05I'm so proud of this.
20:06Ooh, they look a bit of all right and all.
20:08This gravy's looking a bit sus.
20:10I'm excited, Cam.
20:11Very excited.
20:13Thank you, Emily.
20:15You're so welcome.
20:16I'm so proud of myself.
20:18It is an honour, most of all, to serve you.
20:23Is it done?
20:24The score's been placed.
20:26The next task for you.
20:28The sceptre.
20:29In the cell.
20:30Just to show that the power isn't where he thinks it lies.
20:33Sometimes there's power in being powerless.
20:36Leave it with the jester.
20:39This won't be forgotten.
20:42How did you feel, the weekend?
20:45Good.
20:47Good.
20:48Hello, Jester.
20:49The monarchy's being overthrown, step by step.
21:02Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
21:06Mmm.
21:09Is there any, like, local foods to dairy?
21:12You can get a chicken box.
21:13Oh.
21:14With, like, chicken, chips, peppers, onions, taco sauce,
21:19sweet jelly, garlic.
21:20Taco sauce.
21:21All right.
21:22Oh.
21:23It's so nice.
21:27Emily.
21:28Yep.
21:29The nicest roast dinner so far.
21:30You're joking.
21:31Yeah, it's matching.
21:32Oh, thank you.
21:33The power's changing.
21:34You want to be on the right side of history, don't you?
21:36The monarchy is dead.
21:37This is wrong.
21:38It is.
21:39No, I'm being serious.
21:40We'll make it right.
21:41Ignorance is the tonic of a fool.
21:56Oh, I was the king under your control.
22:14And oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:203.16pm.
22:21Tate has been in jail for 41 minutes.
22:25This must be what fucking Escobar felt like.
22:28Mm-hm.
22:29The king and the king's aid has got lazier as times went on.
22:32Too busy feasting away.
22:34Oh, God.
22:35And engulfed in their own hedonism.
22:37They don't see what's going on right under their nose.
22:39I should try it on.
22:41Let me try this shit on.
22:46A jester.
22:49A jester turned king.
22:51In a king's crown.
22:53Return it to the hay.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Don't let them cotton on.
22:58Let's not gloat before we win.
23:00Does Tate want anything?
23:02Yeah, that's a good idea.
23:04Oh, he's got the crown.
23:05That's nice.
23:06Why are you giving me your crown?
23:08I don't need to put the...
23:09Look, I'll ask him.
23:11He's going to come out.
23:13Wear it.
23:14There's leftover roast dinner.
23:16Do you want some?
23:17Mmm.
23:18That's a lovely roast.
23:19What king that cannot protect his crown and sceptre
23:21could possibly keep his servants and subjects safe?
23:23I don't need garments and pageantry to be king.
23:25I'm king on my own relation.
23:26Yeah!
23:27Oh, that's quite powerful.
23:28Long live the king!
23:29Long live the king!
23:30Long live the king!
23:31Hey!
23:32Bro switched up instantly.
23:32Your majesty, I've made a great mistake.
23:36Well done.
23:39As long as you...
23:40I'm just suggesting that's all I'm suggesting.
23:42You're suggesting so...
23:43I'm suggesting that.
23:44That's all I'm suggesting.
23:45That's all I'm suggesting.
23:46As long as you...
23:47As long as you want...
23:52You say, I've made a great mistake.
23:54And the way I'm suggesting that's all I'm suggesting...
23:57I'm just a jester, that's all I'm just a jester.
23:59As long as you realise the area of your ways.
24:01I'm just a jester.
24:02Fool.
24:03A soft king.
24:06Take your crown, it's meaningless.
24:09True virtue doesn't come from duels.
24:12Fool, give the crown a little clean.
24:14Yes.
24:15Take it inside.
24:17These prison walls are my paradise.
24:20These chains are my wings.
24:273.43pm.
24:37King Cameron has commanded that housemates race the royal horses for his pleasure.
24:44When I drop this, start the race.
24:47Three laps.
24:49Whoever gets there first can have a go at the banquet.
24:53One.
24:54Two.
24:55Three.
24:56It's too slippery.
24:58I've got sore legs.
24:59Go on.
25:00One.
25:01Go on, Mick.
25:02Woo!
25:03My mouth has stopped making noise.
25:04Two wateries.
25:05Three.
25:07Two.
25:08Oh, this is two wateries.
25:09Yay!
25:10Three.
25:11I've won big money on that.
25:19Wow!
25:20Yeah.
25:21Great day out of the races for us.
25:22Great day out of the races for us.
25:23Great day out of the races.
25:24Congratulations.
25:25I've won big money on that.
25:33Wow, yeah.
25:35Great day out of the races for us.
25:37Congratulations!
25:39This is Big Brother.
25:42Royal comforter Tate, you have served your time in jail.
25:46You are now free to leave.
25:48All of that for nothing.
25:52Emily!
25:53No!
25:54No!
25:55No!
25:56No!
25:57No!
25:58There he goes!
26:03Oh, no!
26:04Help me!
26:05Oh, Jenna!
26:06No!
26:07Go away, Tate!
26:08Tate!
26:09No, Richard, me!
26:10Oh, oh, oh!
26:11Richard's been held!
26:12Richard's been held hostage!
26:13No!
26:14No!
26:15No!
26:16Ah!
26:17Ah!
26:18Ah!
26:19Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:21Ah!
26:22Ah!
26:23Ah!
26:24Ah!
26:25Ah!
26:26Ah!
26:27Ah!
26:28Oh!
26:29Ah!
26:30Ah!
26:31Ah!
26:32This is Big Brother.
26:39King Cameron needs entertaining.
26:42Tonight, you will put on Big Brother's Royal Talent Show.
26:46Woo!
26:48Jenny and Richard,
26:51you will perform a duet to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
26:57Oh, nice.
26:58Sweet Caroline.
27:00That's the only line of the song that I know.
27:02Emily, Marcus, Tasia and Elsa,
27:07you will be performing a dance routine.
27:10We've got this.
27:11Tate, you will be reading a royal roast.
27:16Oh, that's sick.
27:17This will be an original passage that you must write shortly.
27:21I want it.
27:22The harsher, the better.
27:23Oh, I'm absolutely fucked.
27:26So, see, like, an actual song says,
27:28where it began, there's, like, a voice in the background going,
27:32Oh, oh, oh.
27:33Well, well, let's learn the song first,
27:35and then I can dress it up a bit if necessary.
27:37Right, OK.
27:39Right, so...
27:40Can you sing it to me just before the music starts?
27:42Right, it goes, where it began,
27:44I can't begin to know when,
27:48but then I know it's growing strong.
27:51OK, so we're going to start off dancing in a circle, I think.
27:54Right, OK.
27:54And then we'll do some stuff together, like, please.
27:57Right, OK, yeah.
27:57Yeah, OK, right, should we just practice the first bit?
27:59This is so crazy.
28:00Wow, this is...
28:01We're just going to go round, OK?
28:02This is actually...
28:03This right here is career-ending.
28:04Yeah.
28:06Why don't you just own it?
28:08Right, big brother, please, can you start the track?
28:10All right, let's start over here.
28:11Right, we're skipping in.
28:13Wait, we're skipping...
28:14We're on the table.
28:14Right, we're at the table.
28:15Hands, touching hands, touching hands.
28:22It's a longer space.
28:25Reaching out.
28:26I can't get the spacing.
28:28Touching me, touching you.
28:35Sweet Caroline.
28:38Oh, oh, oh.
28:40Let me cook, I'll accomplish that, I'm going to think.
28:42Tate, make sure you don't leave out the king.
28:45Oh.
28:46I gotta let it all out, it's all my way.
28:49Boom, boom, boom, and a bang, bang, bang.
28:51Ya-ra-ba-ba.
28:53Bang, boom, bang, bang.
28:57This is freaking...
28:58Touching you.
29:03I'm going to let it flow.
29:04I'm going to let it flow.
29:06This is hard, big brother.
29:10What's one word for, like,
29:12if your joints are all slow?
29:15Yeah, I think that's me.
29:17I think I'm ready.
29:24Is it raw?
29:26Thank God for that.
29:27Play it again, play it!
29:28Right, I turn off.
29:31OK.
29:446.37pm.
29:47It's time for the Royal Talent Show.
29:51Subjects, may the best performance win the show.
30:04Peace out.
30:06Good luck, everyone.
30:11OK, three, two, one.
30:13All hail the king!
30:16Oh!
30:26We love you, king!
30:28We love you!
30:34What kind of fever dream is this?
30:37What kind of fever dream is this?
30:49Mark your hand.
30:57Hell yeah!
31:00Woo!
31:01I'm surprisingly surprised and it's very impressive, very good, a real, yeah, contender.
31:12Thank you. We're in, guys. I can't wait for this. Your Majesty. Thank you. What is a kingdom
31:20without its subjects? Her aid ship, Lady Foghorn, who rules the north of the kingdom with her
31:26piercing tones calling upon her royal subjects all hours of the night regarding tales of
31:31the brave machine. And by her side, each night, without fail, is Captain Dryne. Swashbuckling
31:38round the high seas with her trusty ferret at her side, Princess Elsa the Rebellious. She's
31:46fought two secret battles whilst in the house. One against her own father for reasons unbeknownst.
31:52And also, against her feelings for the lowly jester. Speaking of the throne, I think it's
32:01worth noting who keeps the kingdom fed. Miss Emily the Jarring cooks chicken so moist that
32:08it could give Captain Tasia's knees a run for their money. One person, however, that could
32:14not run for money is Bishop Richard the Stiff. The Stiff. But now, for the man of the hour,
32:23King Cameron. I reckon it's time for him to go back to the easy, easy job of farming. After
32:31all, there is little difference to sitting on a throne all day to sitting on a self-driving
32:35tractor. In fact, I would go as far to say that most townies could run a farm and as such,
32:42a king would be more than capable. So, to conclude this royal roast, can we have a show
32:47of hands? Who reckons that they could also run a farm without issue?
32:51Can I just say, these are actually false allegations. My knees are not dry. There are vicious
33:06rumours spread by markers. Lift up your leggings. I can't because I haven't shaved my legs, but
33:14I swear these are vicious rumours. Absolutely hilarious. Thank you, King. I would say I don't
33:25need this stuff to be king. I am king because people respect me. I feel like we are going
33:33to be king. I won this shit. Oh. Oi oi. Wow. Confident.
33:52Where it began, oh, oi. I can't begin to know it. But then I know it's growing strong.
34:05God, Jan. Was in the spring. Oh. And spring became the summer. Who'd have believed you'd come
34:17Come along, hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you, sweet Caroline,
34:43Woah, oh, oh, good times never seem so good, so good, so good, so good, so good.
34:51I've been inclined, woah, oh, oh, to believe they never would.
35:00Richard, do you now believe there can be Sweet Carolines?
35:15Naturally.
35:17Oh, yeah, Sweet Carolines.
35:19Well, the irony of that, yeah.
35:21Phenomenal show.
35:22Your musical ability and range knows no bounds
35:27and such an iconic song you two chose.
35:30This is Big Brother, King Cameron.
35:39It's now up to you to pick your favourite act
35:44and your reasons why.
35:46My subjects have shown both dedication and talent
35:53to their acts.
35:55But I think the most outstanding of all
35:58is making oneself laugh.
36:02So, I award Sir Tate with the coveted title
36:08of winner of the Royal Presence of Shame.
36:11I'm not worthy king.
36:15Well done.
36:16But phenomenal performances all around.
36:20Thank you, Your Majesty.
36:22This is Big Brother.
36:24King Cameron, your reign is now over.
36:27What?
36:28See you, Jane.
36:297.45pm.
36:42Marcus is teaching Emily something new.
36:57I think now it's going to be like a swipe one, a swipe one.
36:59Yeah, but I don't know this.
37:00That's it.
37:01It's just simple and effective.
37:02It's just a swipe.
37:03I grew up in private schools.
37:04I don't know this.
37:05Boom, boom, done.
37:06And it's quick.
37:07It's quick moving.
37:08Let me be nonchalant about it.
37:09Okay, sorry.
37:10I see you in the club.
37:12Go on, done.
37:13And that's it.
37:14Oh, wow.
37:15I can do that.
37:16What's the one that's like, and then shake?
37:18Oh, I don't know.
37:19It's like a really common, like this.
37:20Two minutes later.
37:21Oh, that's like, oh, so...
37:22You don't like the signature.
37:23The signature.
37:24Yeah.
37:25Apparently, you're supposed to know, like, that's just...
37:27That's like...
37:28She's living, mate.
37:29That's just life.
37:30That's just life.
37:31That's just life.
37:32Or this.
37:33Woo!
37:35If I get out on Wednesday, I'm taking your one.
37:38You're going to have all...
37:40I have too many contacts.
37:41I have too many contacts.
37:42I have too many contacts, love.
37:43You're not going to...
37:44Nah, you're winning.
37:45No.
37:46There's...
37:47I can guarantee, you know, there's never been anyone in history,
37:52in the world, from Northern Ireland, they won a show.
37:56Ever.
37:57Yeah, you're going to be the first.
37:58No, I'm not.
37:59But I hope you know.
38:00Yeah.
38:01And I'm telling you.
38:02Yeah.
38:03You won this show.
38:04Yeah.
38:05I'll be texting when you book on the holiday.
38:07I know that.
38:08And I'll be texting the sick.
38:10But I'm well spontaneous, I'm your hippie, my friend.
38:13Yeah, see, I'm not very spontaneous.
38:15Oh, no, I am.
38:16Yeah.
38:17I'll ring you one day.
38:18I'll ring you in the way and say,
38:19Cam, what are you doing Friday night?
38:20You go, nothing.
38:21I'll say, right, tell your ma'am, stay in your house,
38:23I'm coming over for the weekend.
38:25Oh, you're always welcome, Jenny.
38:27Well, I'll be over.
38:28You're always welcome.
38:29I can't guarantee I'm not working.
38:31But, um...
38:32I will come and join you.
38:33Come and sit in the tractor.
38:34I'll join you.
38:35Tiet is in the diary room, talking about his royal roast.
38:40You just don't know how a joke's going to translate
38:42if you have it written down or if you say it,
38:44but I seem to please my king.
38:46So, yeah, pretty happy with it,
38:48even though he did sentence me to a tomato juice prison sentence.
38:52But I've forgiven him.
38:53I felt like it was a chance to test my mental fortitude.
38:58I also stole the king's sceptre whilst imprisoned
39:01and endured more than any other man could endure in here.
39:04I'm proud of myself.
39:06And then roasting the king to his face
39:09and knocking him off the crown.
39:11Perfect day.
39:12It's 13pm.
39:23Emily Cameron and Jenny are in the bedroom.
39:27How was your day being king, Cameron?
39:29Yeah, all right.
39:31I wasn't that fussed.
39:33You weren't that fussed about being king?
39:35It was quite fun.
39:36Wow.
39:37I'll tell you what I like.
39:38I love to have a Charles's wallet.
39:41Mossy, hands up if you support the British monarchy.
39:44Two hands.
39:48Mossy, hands up if Ireland should be united.
39:52You told me you don't believe in that, anyway.
39:54So, like, obviously, like, I'm from there
39:57and I say I'm Irish and whatever,
39:58but see if it actually came down to
40:00and it was, like, vote for United Ireland.
40:03I don't know if I'd vote.
40:05My kind of woman.
40:06No, do you know, and the only reason why...
40:08You should tell your friends not to vote.
40:10No, the only reason why...
40:12Well, I'm only young.
40:13I don't know a lot about it, but, like,
40:15with the NHS, et cetera, Dublin doesn't get that.
40:19Tell me about it.
40:20Northern Ireland is very prosperous
40:22under the British government.
40:23I'm just saying.
40:24More than they would be otherwise.
40:26I'm just saying.
40:27Ireland, like...
40:28Oh, to be honest, I don't think the NHS should be,
40:30should be, like, you know, the dream.
40:32Don't get me wrong, it's amazing,
40:34but compared to, like, some other, um,
40:36kind of European health systems, it's...
40:38Is it? I think the NHS is brilliant.
40:41It's become a religious cult, unfortunately.
40:44Marcus has come to the diary room.
40:47Marcus, how's your day been?
40:50It's been good. I've enjoyed today.
40:52Just this whole experience together
40:54has been surreal and special,
40:56and just forever grateful for that, to be honest.
41:00Where else do you get the chance
41:03to just spend time with people
41:05that you just enjoy getting along with?
41:06Just strangers that you've met
41:08and grown into friends.
41:09Like, that is honestly special.
41:13Richard, are you hungry?
41:15And then?
41:16Do you want the hour half?
41:17Oh, yes, very kind of you,
41:18but I've eaten quite a lot.
41:20Gosh, it's so good.
41:22Well, I wouldn't be able to manage it all,
41:24but I could probably manage a bite or two.
41:26Oh, thank you.
41:27Do you want to grave it up?
41:30Well, I'm going to sit here while you try it.
41:32OK, well, let me get into a more practical position.
41:35You can tell me what you think,
41:37cos I've cheffed this up, Richard.
41:39So, what's inside here?
41:41Stuffing, chicken, honey, soy sauce,
41:46carrots, gravy, mayonnaise, everything you can find.
41:57Is it good, Richard?
42:03And he's truly excellent.
42:05How's it, Richard?
42:06It is.
42:07Richard, I made that.
42:10Mmm.
42:11You like it, Richard?
42:13Mmm.
42:14You got it.
42:15I'm proud.
42:17Mmm.
42:18How much would you pay for this in the shop?
42:20I don't know.
42:21£8 or £9?
42:22£8 or £9, Richard?
42:24Possibly more, I don't know.
42:25Richard, I'll be making a fortune.
42:27Mmm.
42:28Mmm.
42:30PHONE RINGS
42:32PHONE RINGS
42:3710.17pm.
42:40Erm...
42:41Erm...
42:42Marcus?
42:43Oh, so?
42:47Erm...
42:51PHONE RINGS
42:53Some of the housemates are in the bedroom.
43:05Yeah, Friday will be, like...
43:07Yeah, shit.
43:08Dead is dead.
43:09Not that I'm going to be there.
43:10You'll be able to watch movies and stuff.
43:12Well, I'm going to be there.
43:13Yeah, you're going to be there.
43:14I'd love to say, Cam, you know you're there, mate.
43:16Well, you see that?
43:18Trust issues in this place.
43:20Oh, come on, don't be picked me.
43:22Yeah.
43:23No one likes to pick me.
43:24Say it's an Aston Baller supporter.
43:27Pick me about that.
43:28You're not going for footballers, you're going for men.
43:31Don't buy Emily, she's British.
43:34And you don't think...
43:35You don't think it's pick me to go see kneecap?
43:37Oh, just cos I'm Irish,
43:39even though I live in Northern Ireland as part of Britain.
43:42Oh...
43:46Emily, I would hide.
43:47I'm Irish, I'm proud to be Irish.
43:49Are you proud to be British?
43:50No.
43:51No.
43:55I'm scared.
43:56I'm sorry, Jenny.
43:57I'm sorry, Jenny.
43:58Go and start on tip for being Scottish and leave the Irish alone.
44:01Keep my name out of this spiel of yours.
44:05Would you say you're a Tory?
44:07Just say it loud and proud.
44:08I am a Tory.
44:093, 2, 1, I am a Tory.
44:10It's a long time for the next election.
44:12Yeah, but if it was tomorrow, you never know.
44:14So what would you say?
44:15See, this is what I hate about people.
44:16Stop sitting on the fence.
44:17Are you lefty, right?
44:18Don't sit on the fence.
44:20Yes, Jenny!
44:22Just tell...
44:23You don't want the offender nation.
44:24Say it with chest.
44:26What are you?
44:27Centre.
44:28What's centre mean?
44:29Would you vote Labour?
44:30No, never vote Labour.
44:31Love that.
44:33My guy.
44:42Never a dull moment.
44:43And fans will be hoping there's nothing dull happening at Wembley Stadium tomorrow night.
44:47After six wins from six, England face Serbia in a World Cup qualifying match over at IT1 at 7 o'clock.
44:54So we are winning here next on IT2 this Wednesday night as Will Best is about to treat us to some bits our peepers haven't seen yet.
45:01We'll be brother late in life.
45:02We'll be right in life.
45:03We'll be right in life.
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