Acting Good Season 4 Episode 5

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00:01Ready, bro?

00:02Yeah, man. I'm loaded, and I'm bloated.

00:04All right. Okay, man, I just gotta give Cousin Leon the lowdown before we fly out.

00:08I can't believe you're gonna let Cousin Leon stay here by himself while we're at the casino.

00:12Your mag's betting with your store, bro.

00:14No, man, he'll be fine. Cousin Leon, get in here.

00:16What do you need, boss?

00:18All right, man, we're heading out for some Cousin Bro time.

00:20Oh, we haven't been to the casino in forever.

00:23Yeah, last time I was there, I won 600 bucks playing blackjack, and I shit my pants.

00:28Now that is dedication.

00:30I can't wait to win, and I can't wait to shit.

00:33All right.

00:35So we're back tomorrow?

00:37You're in charge?

00:39You got it. Whatever you need.

00:40All right, man. So when you lock up, kill the lates, but more importantly,

00:43put the I-E in the I-E.

00:46The what in the what?

00:48Put the I-E in the I-E.

00:50Say again.

00:51Guy, put the I-E into the I-E.

00:55Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:57Put the I-E in the I-E. Gotcha. Very important.

01:00All right. Easy peasy.

01:02Measy.

01:05Hey, where can I find the I-E?

01:07Uh...

01:10Over there?

01:11Yes, I can love you, baby, all night long.

01:18All right. Before we get in there and go all in, remember, time out your bathroom breaks at the BLT machines.

01:25You think I don't know that, bro? You get up to pay you to cook them soups in and steal your jackpot.

01:29Yeah, we can't have that.

01:31You know, I heard, uh, some people wear diapers so they don't, uh, lose their machine.

01:35What? Diapers are for babies, man.

01:38Yeah, man. Not for grown dudes like us. That's weird, right?

01:42Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking when you said it. It's weird.

01:45Yeah.

01:46Makes me so mad just thinking about it.

01:49Could you imagine, though?

01:51No way, man. If I wore a diaper, I wouldn't tell anybody about it.

01:55No matter how comfortable they are.

01:59All right. Time to lock in.

02:01Best bros forever.

02:02Best cousin, bro.

02:03Hey, how'd you sleep?

02:14Pretty good. You?

02:15Not bad. How's your day looking?

02:17Big day. I have to record two more videos, then I have to do a live Q&A for some of my fans, and then I have to edit and upload.

02:24Oh, I hear that. I got a pretty big day, too.

02:27Oh, yeah?

02:28Yeah, you know, big, big day of fucking with lips.

02:31What lips do?

02:32What do you mean? It's lips. I always fuck with lips.

02:35Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know that.

02:38Yeah, Sophie and Tavis are coming over later for a meeting, and we gotta pick up some supplies, lots of planning, you know.

02:45Okay. Well, good luck with that, I guess.

02:48Yeah, you too.

02:49Work, am I right?

02:51Yeah. Another case of the Mondays.

02:56It's Thursday.

02:57Thanks again. And did we have what you were looking for?

03:03Yeah, man.

03:04That's my guy.

03:13Psst.

03:14It's me. Huh?

03:18Can I, uh, help you?

03:19What? You're too good for me now.

03:21You again?

03:22Yeah, it's me again.

03:24The real you.

03:26That guy's gone.

03:27Then why am I here?

03:31Let's destroy this place.

03:33For all times.

03:34That's a bad idea.

03:35You are done with him.

03:38My good side.

03:39Think about Deed.

03:41He trusted you when nobody else would.

03:42He never trusted you.

03:43He's just his lap dog.

03:44I am dog.

03:45Then why is there a bowl of water on the ground?

03:47That's, uh, Deans.

03:49I don't ask questions.

03:51He's not your friend, bro.

03:52Don't listen to him.

03:54So he trusted you.

03:55But now it's time to prove him wrong.

03:57What did you have in mind?

03:58Let's put this dump out of business.

03:59Get around a hose in here and flood the place.

04:01No, too easy.

04:02We could cover everything on honey and let some bears in.

04:05No!

04:06That's too hard.

04:07Wait.

04:08That's actually a good idea.

04:09No!

04:10I'm the good conscience.

04:11It's a bad idea.

04:13Because.

04:14It just is.

04:17Come on, do it!

04:19Shit!

04:20It's my bad conscience.

04:22Get out of here!

04:23Whatever you say, governor.

04:26Oh.

04:27What are you looking at?

04:28Wanker.

04:29Come on, Leon.

04:30You make a great team.

04:31Like Siegfried and Roy.

04:33Ignore him!

04:34Roy got attacked by his own tiger.

04:36He's the tiger!

04:37Looks like you're having a hard time making a decision.

04:42Why don't I give you a hand?

04:53Man!

04:54These machines aren't hitting!

04:55Don't worry, bro.

04:56These machines gotta be broken in.

04:57Just like rubber boots.

04:58You heard it first.

04:59But.

05:00You'll be sloshing in the cash.

05:03Fuck sakes, man!

05:06Bro, man.

05:07You can't put a price on good bro time.

05:10Best bro cousins.

05:11Best bro cousins.

05:12Come on.

05:13Focus.

05:14On three.

05:15On three.

05:16On three.

05:17One.

05:18Two.

05:19Three.

05:20Tech survey?

05:21Check.

05:22Found the breaker to kill the lights.

05:23Hey, chickadee?

05:25Do you guys mind?

05:26I'm in the middle of a Q&A.

05:27Oh, yeah, yeah.

05:28One sec.

05:29One sec.

05:30Did you get the supplies?

05:31I got enough glue to stick together every house in Grouse Lane.

05:32Yes.

05:33Uh, you good babe?

05:35I can't record with all the noise.

05:36Oh shit.

05:37That's my bad.

05:38But it's gonna be so worth it.

05:39Fucking with lips?

05:40Totally.

05:41Are you done your little video?

05:42You should come with us.

05:43I really have a lot of work to do.

05:44Come on.

05:45Come on.

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06:33I just can't think he's right. It's pointless to fight. Let's bury the hatchet because I'm Leon's sake bring it in. Oh

06:42That's more like

06:56Thought you'd never leave now we can get some real work done

07:03Wow Wow Wow couldn't help but notice you two from across the room

07:22Thanks, Ben look like a couple of sweet bros. Of course we allow me to introduce myself

07:28I'm Esquire Esquire the first Wow a name so nice. They gave it to you twice. Oh, man

07:35He's one of those fancy horse jumpers. I thought you guys are all short. Nah, you're thinking of a jockey bro. Oh

07:41Jockey like for your nuts. Yeah, is that pay well?

07:45Yes

07:47Look at you two such playful bro isms so lively and magnetic I was drawn to you you

07:56Where you see I spent so much of my time amassing my fortune that I've never had time for a bro of my own

08:03Fortune I don't want to get into numbers, but let's just say it's

08:08thousands of dollars

08:10Wow a real thousandaire

08:17That's a nice best bro you got there real nice and we're also best cousins mm-hmm. I have a proposal for you

08:27I'm listening

08:29What if I offered fifteen hundred to hang with your bro for the day? He's a pretty sweet hang

08:42Hey, you're not some kind of brovert. Are you I just want a good hang nothing weird

08:47And if I have to grease the wheels for that I have the means well

08:51I'm not some sort of piece of meat that you can sell or buy for a quick hang man

08:57Yeah, there's nothing meaty about him except for those sweet cheeks and these sweet cheeks only has room for one best friend

09:03And he also happens to be my cousin

09:07Yeah

09:09So what's the prank it's epic this might just be my michelangelo you mean Sistine Chapel nah, babe the ninja turtle he was funny as shit

09:24I kind of want pizza now, okay

09:35Holy heck

09:39Everything's glued down everything's glued down

09:50What who's doing that? I'm coming out there

09:58It's on my arse. Hey, I'll get you kids

10:01Here's your dry nachos man. I can't believe that thousandaire tried to give me fifteen hundred bucks for my bro time

10:12I feel gross

10:14Yeah, man, but you know

10:16It's probably some deadly perks of that kind of scratch

10:18How dare you try to sell out my brodom like that think of all the VLTs we can lose with that kind of money?

10:24I am getting sick of eating dry nachos

10:26We can get the supreme ones with cheese

10:28Man, those are for only sultans and kings

10:30Just saying man

10:32It's one day we can split the cash

10:35Why are we splitting the cash when I'm doing all the hanging out?

10:38Because you're my bro and he asked me

10:40This is free money, bro

10:41Fine

10:41All right. All right. I'll do it. Where is this brovert anyway?

10:47I'm right here

10:48Thousandaire

10:49This is for you

10:51You made the right choice

10:53Be gentle with them, please

10:58I will

10:59Ani, I'm Dr. Tenderfeather

11:03Does your significant other prioritize the wrong things?

11:06Waste their potential? Surround themselves with loafers?

11:10Borrow money because they ran out of child tax?

11:14An eagle cannot soar with the weight of a mooch on their back

11:21In this eight-part series, we will use the seven sacred teachings to determine if you are dating a loser

11:28Hey babe, what you watching?

11:33Hey

11:34Uh, what do you want for dinner?

11:36Oh, I can't eat. I'm working on a big art project

11:38Uh, the paint might have fumes so maybe you want to head out for a couple hours so you don't get dizzy

11:43Art project?

11:45That's great

11:46Yeah, yeah, no problem

11:48Hey

11:49It's great that you're putting your energy towards something other than pranking lips

11:53Oh, oh, do you think I could borrow a few bucks?

11:56The paints are kind of expensive and I ran out of child tax

11:59Child tax?

12:01How do you still get child tax in your twenties?

12:03The government gives it to my mom and she gives it to her best girl

12:06I

12:07Don't think that's how child tax works

12:09It is, trust me

12:11Can't wait to see what you come up with

12:16Yeah, man, I can't wait to see the look on Lips' face

12:24Alright, what do you want to do first?

12:27The floods or the bears?

12:30I kind of want to fuck with people

12:31I like it, start slow

12:33Grouse Lakers never liked you anyway

12:36I mean

12:40Just one for the day

12:41Doctor says I've cut back

12:43Is that all the doctor said?

12:44Yeah, why?

12:46Because you smell like buttholes

12:48And wet onions

12:49I'm never coming here again

12:54That's right

12:55These are the same people that BCR'd you

12:58And for what?

12:59Yeah, right?

13:00The bad checks and some upper deckers

13:02The health center can't take a joke

13:03Then why say laughter is the best medicine?

13:14Don't need no halo in heaven

13:21Just bring a basket full of winks

13:24We got hot dogs and old champagne

13:35Spanish pot dream on the box

13:43What's so funny?

13:44You!

13:45We're laughing at you!

13:48Stop laughing!

13:49Everyone, stop laughing!

13:51Calm your jeet seat, Boston,

13:53But we're laughing at your hams

13:55Who did this?

13:56Tell me who did this

13:57Or you all BCR'd

14:00Lips are sealed lips

14:02I ain't no snitch

14:09Chicky

14:16I know it's early on in our brohood

14:18But when you know, you know

14:21Is that what I think it is?

14:22Is that what I think it is?

14:29It's like a best friend's locket

14:31But it beads us together

14:34Forever

14:40It's so beautiful

14:44I'm gonna level with you, bro

14:45I'm looking for a full-time best bro

14:48I'm looking for a full-time best bro

14:49Esquire

14:51This is all so sudden

14:52It seems that way

14:53But I'm tired of ordering the bro-sized bucket of chicken

14:55Just so the delivery guy thinks I have a friend

14:58That's no way to live

15:00I have a one-car garage and an inflatable pool

15:02Just waiting to be bro-ed outed

15:04Do you have lots of pop at your house?

15:06Name brand pop? All you can drink?

15:07Hmm

15:08Dean has lots of pop

15:09But they're no name brands at Yeah Men's

15:11They always leave a funny taste in my mouth

15:13Dean?

15:14The same Dean who sold you for $15 hondo?

15:17You're worth at least $200 more

15:20At least?

15:21Yeah, he's probably sitting by himself at some seafood buffet

15:25That's what I'm saying

15:27And I don't wanna brag or anything

15:28But uh

15:30I also lease a certified pre-owned Kia Sorento

15:34All-wheel drive?

15:35Is there any other kind?

15:40Listen pal

15:41Unless you got money or a cousin

15:43You gotta get out of here

15:52Come in

15:54Is Chickadee home?

15:56Police business

15:57I'll be quick

15:58Is this about the pants?

16:00Kind of, yeah

16:01Ooh

16:02Sorry

16:04I don't know where Chickadee is

16:05What's this about?

16:06Warning ma'am

16:07What I'm about to show you

16:08It's a little disturbing

16:13You think Chickadee did this?

16:14It has her name on it, yeah

16:16You sure that isn't the Chickadee from Sagine?

16:18Very sure

16:19It's like

16:20Actually

16:21Good

16:23The brush strokes are

16:25Hauntingly beautiful

16:26Beautiful

16:27Beautiful

16:28But evil

16:29This needs to stop

16:30I'm sure Chickadee's sorry

16:31Sorry about the time she stole my cruiser

16:33Made counterfeit lottery tickets

16:35Reverse moved some toilets

16:37Catfishing me into believing I was going to be a backup dancer for Shania Twain

16:41She... she did all that?

16:43That's just the light stuff

16:44Oh

16:45Oh, hey

16:53So what's with the bags?

16:56I don't think you're ready for a serious relationship

16:59Whatever, this is just a fight, couples fight, remember?

17:02No

17:04This is a breakup

17:06You just can't see that you're a brilliant artist

17:08And it hurts to watch you waste your talents

17:11But I can make other paintings of lips

17:14Or other shit

17:15I tried to be cool about all the pranks, but

17:19It's just not me

17:21And

17:23It's not fair of me to ask you to change

17:26I'm not just into pranks

17:28I got lots else going on

17:30What's else going on?

17:31Really?

17:36Goodbye, Chickadee

17:41Alright, if we leave now we can beat traffic and still catch comedian Chris Koslowskis

17:45Cool

17:46He's Manitoba's 18th most popular comedian

17:50I just gotta call PJ and make sure they put him down for a nap

17:52Who's that, your dog?

17:54No

17:55Paul Jr.

17:56You know

17:57Lil' PJ

17:58PJ the DJ

17:59Lil' PJ

18:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

18:01You never said anything about having a kid

18:04You never asked me

18:06So say we're bro-ing down

18:08Hard

18:09You're telling me there's a baby just crawling around?

18:12Yeah, but he's a baby bro

18:16Do you really think

18:18That I've amassed literally

18:20Thousands of dollars

18:22By wasting my time with babies?

18:25So you're saying

18:26We can't bro down

18:27Because I have a baby bro?

18:28Bro?

18:29Yeah, that's what I'm saying

18:32Well guess what?

18:34We were never really bros

18:37To begin with

18:39Oh

18:41Oh, you're turning your back on me?

18:44Esquire, Esquire the first

18:45You'll never find another bro like me, good luck

18:47What are you all looking at?

18:48I could buy this whole place for half an hour if I wanted to?

18:57For half an hour if I wanted to?

19:06Why?

19:09It's a solid machine

19:11We could sell it easily

19:12Dean won't need one when they're out of business

19:15Not so fast

19:16Good Leon?

19:18But I wedged you to smithereens

19:20So you thought

19:22But guess what?

19:24Good always wins

19:27Except for most of history

19:28Well there was...

19:30No, you're right

19:31Kind of sad really

19:33That's coming from a real prick like me

19:35Deeped out

19:37Leon wants to be good

19:38Is it true?

19:39Well if it wasn't

19:41Would it be noogie time?

19:43Get him!

19:45It's noogie time!

19:49See auntie!

19:51Auntie!

19:59Now put the store back together again before Dean gets back

20:02You got it

20:03For Frank's sakes

20:04Put the I.E. in the I.E.

20:05Like you promised

20:06Maybe true I.E.

20:09Is the friends we made along the way

20:11No that's stupid

20:12Just put the I.E. in the I.E.

20:18What are you doing back?

20:20Hey Dean!

20:21Oh what's the matter?

20:22Got tired of all that brand name Pop?

20:24I'm sorry I can only afford Sprint and Coca Cola

20:27Look man, we both made that deal

20:30But at the end of the day

20:31You're still my number one bro, man

20:34So

20:36I'm the better bro?

20:37The best

20:39Look what I got you

20:41A medallion

20:43For me?

20:44Yeah, you wear one half

20:46And I'll wear the other

20:50Now

20:51Let's go get some

20:52Nachos

20:54Whoa!

20:55With quadruple cheese?

20:56The Supreme baby!

20:58Ah!

21:02Hey, you got any baby wipes?

21:07Hey, you guys are back

21:08I can't believe cousin Leon didn't sell everything out the back

21:12Yeah, good job bro, he even dusted the

21:15Wait a second

21:17You didn't put the I.E. in the I.E.

21:19I thought I did

21:20Unreal!

21:21It's not that hard

21:22I.E. straight into the I.E.

21:24A baby could do it

21:25Man, I'm so mad right now

21:27You had one job!

21:28Every time I hear a song

21:34I always wonder who

21:36What grown up their singing boat

21:40And all their troubles too

21:42But are they all just make believe

21:45Just like the grown up world

21:47I'll be younced in high school and

21:50My mind is in a whirl

21:53Over her

21:54I like her pretty smile

21:58But I'm proud

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