00:02Um, hi, um, hi, um, is this, uh, White Fox 360?
00:08Uh, who is this?
00:10Um, this is, uh, Gandalf Staff 69.
00:15Sorry?
00:15Well, you see, I came away from Utah, you see, we, well, we were playing Call of Duty the other day, you remember, of course you do.
00:22And, um, well, you saved me, you know, this clan was coming after me, and, you know, they were going to shoot me in the butt, and you, you, you know, came in to save me.
00:30So I was like, well, obviously, this is my dream woman, so I had to come and marry you.
00:39Uh, what, I don't know who you are, and you need to get out of my property.
00:44Well, I, well, you see, the thing is, you know, we had this moment on Call of Duty, and, um, you know, that was basically a marriage proposal, you know how it is.
00:55Are you joking?
00:56Are you, you need to, you need to leave, you need to get out right now.
00:59You need to leave.
01:00What do you mean?
01:01No, but I thought we really had a connection here.
01:04Don't, look, just let me in, and we'll, you know, we'll, we'll snuggle under the covers, you know, I can touch your hair or something.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:12Um, you can, what, what was, what?
01:15How did you, you've come from America, how the hell do you know where I live?
01:21Well, that doesn't matter, you know, I mean, anyone can hack into anything these days, so I just thought, you know, that was available information.
01:28What do you mean that doesn't matter?
01:31Well, it doesn't matter, you know, I mean, true love finds a way, you know how it is.
01:35You are f***ing crazy, get out, get out of my, get out of my house.
01:41I don't know why the hell you think you're here.
01:43You don't know what you're talking about.
01:45You clearly go, look, I'm sorry, you know, I mean, I just wanted us to, you know, like, you know, fool each other up a bit, to see how things go, you know.
01:56So, uh, can I come in and just, you know, talk and we can, you know, uh, hold hands or something.
02:05Listen, I've got a whole husband and kids, okay?
02:08So you need to get out of here and just stop with that nonsense and just leave, okay?
02:12Listen, I just want to come in and see if we're a match made in heaven.
02:17There is no way you're coming in this house.
02:20There is no way.
02:21You need to go back to where you came from.
02:23Just open the door, open the door, and then we can talk and we can marry each other.
02:28And I don't know, I'm just so, like, it's just, ah!
02:33You, stop, oh my god, you're f***ing crazy.
02:36Get out of my park, get out of my house.
02:38No, I, no, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I just came to marry you.
02:42And I wanted to see if we're going to fall in love and have babies and have a dog together.
02:51You're an absolute creep.
02:53Get out of my place.
02:54Get out.
02:54Get out right now.
02:56Leave.
02:56I came all the way from Utah, and I wanted to see if we could marry each other.
03:01I have a husband.
03:02Get out of here.
03:05Why are you being, why are you making this an abusive relationship right now?
03:11We're, I'm, look, we've had, we've had three whole days of pleasant love and affection and love,
03:19and, and now you're just abusing me like this.
03:22I don't know what you want from me.
03:23I don't want anything from you.
03:27You, you just need to go, you need to go.
03:29You're a creep.
03:30Get out of my, get out.
03:31Who's that?
03:32Who's talking?
03:33I, I think, I.
03:34Excuse me, who are you?
03:37Hello?
03:38Uh, this is...
03:39Who are you, buddy?
03:39Yeah, 469.
03:41Uh, we, we played together on Call of Duty, and I'm here to marry your wife.
03:45Right, buddy, why are you buying our house for?
03:47Look, I, I brought my suitcase.
03:49I'm here, I'm ready to move in.
03:51And, look, we're ready to start our life together now, aren't we?
03:54So, come on, let's just open the door, and we can...
03:58Alright, mate, I don't know what you do in America, yeah, but this is not how we do things in England, so please, if you can respectfully just go away, and then I won't call the police, okay?
04:08Uh, you're not gonna call the police, because I brought my luggage, I'm here to move in, and I'm ready to start...
04:14Respectfully, if you can just go away, please, and leave my wife alone.
04:17I, uh, no, don't tell...
04:19No, you don't say no to me, because I'm ready to move in, and...
04:24If you can just please go away, leave us all alone.
04:27No, I'm not gonna go away, I'm not gonna go away, you guys are crazy, you're insane, you, you, you, you, you, you turn me away like a side of an animal.
04:37Well, I'm not an animal, I'm perfectly normal, so please, just open this door, and let me in, and then we can get married, and then we can have babies, and then we can start our life together.
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