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00:00Hoy, en Extra Ruining Mistake, es Angela Giratata.
00:04Just don't say anything, ok?
00:06We're supposed to be here and be really quiet.
00:08Giving each of our cameras direction, it's Lisa Gilroy.
00:12Camera 1, I'm going to need you to zoom in on Sam.
00:142, zoom in on Sam.
00:163, zoom in on Sam.
00:174, zoom in on me, motherfucker.
00:19And 5, zoom in on Sam.
00:22And a creepy lantern holding graveyard keeper, it's Isabella Rowland.
00:26We're asking about the graveyard.
00:30I've been here 5,000 years.
00:37They're all here to...
00:40Make some noise!
00:54Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:55The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:58I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:59Here's how the show works.
01:00I have here a series of improvisational prompts our players have never seen before.
01:06Listen, that right place.
01:08You hosting the show.
01:12I just knew it.
01:15I just knew this was what I was walking into today.
01:18They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:20I will award them corresponding points, and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear, which is hard to get through the TSA, because it is solid gold and full of cocaine.
01:30Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:33This is a little mini-game that we like to call vented out how it works.
01:38As players, I'm gonna ask for you to rant and rave.
01:40When I say stop, you will stop.
01:42When I call upon the next person, they will rant and rave where you left off.
01:47I just want to say it's really brave of you to invite three psycho white girls.
01:52Psycho white girl switcheroo!
01:54I can't tell them apart.
01:58I don't like a game of, uh, you know.
02:01Anyway.
02:02All right.
02:03Let us do the improvising, okay?
02:05Your first topic is being advertised mouth tape.
02:11Izzy, we will start with you.
02:13Mouth tape saved my life, okay?
02:16I didn't really understand that I was breathing bad.
02:20I'm sleeping.
02:22I'm eating.
02:23Stop, Angela.
02:24Shitting.
02:25I'm dancing.
02:27Stop, Lisa.
02:28I'm farting.
02:29I'm pooping.
02:30I'm crying.
02:31And I'm not talking.
02:33At the end of a long day, cuddling up in bed next to my husband saying,
02:37Babe, how was your date?
02:38Let me tell you about mine.
02:39He goes, shh, shh.
02:40Time for mouth tape.
02:41Stop, Izzy.
02:42I should be wearing it right now, but I wanted to come into my bathroom and film a little video
02:46and pretend like I wasn't filming a video because he said no more going into the bathroom
02:50and filming your little video.
02:51Stop, Lisa.
02:52And no more going to the fridge and having your bad snack.
02:54I'm not doing any more talking.
02:56I'm not doing any more eating.
02:58And I'm here to tell you that you could do the same with mouth tape.
03:01Extra sticky and it never comes off until you're dead.
03:04Next up, beginning with Angela.
03:06Burgers that don't come with sides.
03:09Finally, I can focus on one thing on my plate.
03:12Stop, Lisa.
03:13No ketchup, no lettuce, no mustard, no mayo.
03:17Stop, Izzy.
03:18Too many people are out here having too many side pieces.
03:22There, I said it.
03:23Stop, Angela.
03:24Sorry if I love monogamy.
03:26Stop, Izzy.
03:27Fries are polyamory.
03:30Next up, beginning with Izzy, that we no longer challenge each other to duels.
03:37Did you see that video of the lady in New York interviewing the other lady?
03:42Talking about pro-life, pro-choice.
03:45Punch a motherfucker in the face.
03:47Stop, Angela.
03:48Punch a motherfucker in the face.
03:49Could I get another one too?
03:51I think, have you seen the clip?
03:55Speaking of that clip, I'll show you another clip of the two wiggles fighting and I'm like,
04:00oh, it's on Facebook only.
04:02Just one more.
04:03Stop, Izzy.
04:04One more video.
04:06Hey, excuse me, bartender.
04:09Excuse me, how old are you?
04:11Guess what?
04:12I'm married, but you can kiss me if you want.
04:17Starting with Angela snitching.
04:20Shut the fuck up.
04:22Angela!
04:23Why can't we all just fucking keep it quiet?
04:26Stop, Lisa.
04:27Are you kidding me?
04:29I'm gonna roll you down the stairs and into a tomb because your snitching attitude has
04:33made me so ferociously furious.
04:35Stop, Izzy.
04:36Eat shit till you die.
04:39Okay, what did Snoop Dogg say?
04:42Stop, Angela.
04:43What did Snoop Dogg say?
04:44Stop, Lisa.
04:45Does anyone know?
04:46What did Snoop Dogg say?
04:47Stop, Izzy.
04:48Was it in Soul Plane?
04:50It was Dog House.
04:51Stop, Angela.
04:52Is it just something we've said so many times that we go, who said it originally?
04:55Stop, Lisa.
04:56What is it?
04:57I'll have another one of these, by the way.
04:58Literally, just tell me.
04:59And that is a mini-game.
05:01And these are three mini-girls.
05:03Mini-girl switcheroo.
05:04Woo!
05:05Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
05:07Whoa!
05:08Don't look.
05:10Switch, switch, switch, switch, switch, switch.
05:14How'd we do it?
05:15It's like the coconut shell game.
05:18The coconut shell game.
05:19This guy's never been to a party in a show's.
05:21Invite me.
05:22I'll come.
05:25That brings us to round one.
05:26Angela.
05:27Hello, sir.
05:28Es el mismo que no tiene una muy inspiración de voz.
05:37Sí, eso fue increíble.
05:38Oh, Dios.
05:40Bien, bien, bueno, aquí hay.
05:40Una vez que hay, trafic, trafic, trafic, trafic, trafic, trafic!
05:46¡Gracias!
05:47No, no, por real, por real.
05:49Esto es un super에서.
05:49Superbola.
05:51¡Oh!
05:52¡Oh!
05:53¡Tenga la bola y un oú!
05:55¡Está bien!
05:56¿Por qué no?
05:57¿Por qué no?
05:58¿Por qué no?
05:59No, no.
06:02Points on three.
06:04One, two, three.
06:05Points.
06:06Lisa.
06:07Oh, God.
06:08What?
06:09I didn't see anything.
06:10A wildlife PSA from the Hawk Tua Girl.
06:12All right.
06:13Y'all got to be looking out for these falcons.
06:16They are there next to me.
06:18They've been flying up through the air.
06:19The mama's been fighting the baby like Hawk Tua.
06:23With a worm down into the baby's throat.
06:25And if anybody interrupts what they're doing over there,
06:27then, you know, you can actually fuck up the cycle of life.
06:30And those falcons aren't going to be living so much anymore.
06:32So if I say, hell yeah,
06:34come on down to Nashville this weekend and see a falcon.
06:37Damn!
06:38I like that a lot.
06:40Yeah, I think 55 points.
06:42Pump and dumped by her herself.
06:44Nasty.
06:45She ran a bad crypto scam.
06:46I thought you were just being, like, rowdy.
06:49I think it doesn't really mean a sex thing.
06:51Well, you could pump her and then dump her.
06:52Sick, dude.
06:54Izzy.
06:55Izzy.
06:56What you're really doing
06:57when you send an I'm on my way text.
07:03How do I get out of this?
07:06Hey.
07:07Hey, Mom.
07:08Can you, um...
07:09Okay.
07:10So I'm going to walk out of my door.
07:11And you're going to call me and say,
07:13you died.
07:15Or no.
07:16And say, um, I'm dead.
07:17Dad's dead.
07:18And I'm going to go, oh, no.
07:20And what's going to happen is my ring cam is going to get it.
07:24And then I'm going to ghost my friend.
07:26So I don't have to go to lunch with her because she, uh,
07:29just got this new job in Culver City and...
07:33Can't stop talking about it.
07:34Um...
07:35Honey.
07:36Honey.
07:37What?
07:38Daddy is dead.
07:39That is perfect.
07:42Just like that.
07:45Ten points that are just looking for parking.
07:48Which brings us back for the last time in round one.
07:51To Angela.
07:52Uh-huh.
07:53A mob wife has a word with her son's bully.
07:57So what is it?
07:58Fucking Chester or something?
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Take a fucking seat.
08:01Don't worry.
08:02My son's not going to pull the chair out from under you.
08:04He's not going to use your fucking moves.
08:07Let me smell the carrot sticks on your breath.
08:08The carrot sticks I packed for my son for lunch.
08:11That you fucking took, Chester.
08:15I smell fucking carrots on your face.
08:17Also, you look like you need a fucking job.
08:20Touch my son one more time,
08:22and then I'll move your family to another county.
08:25Simple as that.
08:26Where's my kitty?
08:31Let's say 40 points with connections.
08:33I could see the Carmella Soprano name.
08:35Yeah, yeah.
08:36Maybe another 20 years.
08:37It's great casting.
08:38Sam always tells us, like, what age we look
08:40and what time we look at.
08:41Okay.
08:43No, it's like really helpful.
08:44He's always like, if you were five years younger,
08:45you gave it to her, Sam.
08:47There's landmines everywhere.
08:48Sneaky girl shuffle.
08:49Woo!
08:52Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
08:54Oh, no.
08:55Oooh, a bop-bah-do!
08:57Bar-bi-dee-dee!
08:59Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dee-do-do-do!
09:02And that's a sneaky girl shuffle!
09:04Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:05Better watch her back.
09:07Better watch her back.
09:08Lisa, brace yourself.
09:09For your own personal game of earthquake some noise,
09:12it's time for a Juicy Prompt.
09:15This is just for you.
09:18Are you on drugs?
09:19A romance novelist reads aloud as she types out her 40th book,
09:24The Werewolf Who Could Unfasten My Bra One Pod.
09:27In her career, she has never once used the same synonym for penis twice,
09:32and she's not about to start now.
09:35I'd walk out.
09:37Wolfie, I said as he pushed me onto the bed.
09:43Hello, police.
09:46I'd like to report that Sam Raisha's a pervert.
09:50Yeah, I'm literally, I'm on the show right now.
09:54So I think what he's trying to get me to do is say penis a lot.
09:58Okay, so just like do the prompt and act like everything's normal and then get my revenge later.
10:04Um, Wolfie, I said as he pushed me onto the bed.
10:10Your member is the longest sword I've ever seen.
10:12Well, that's my cock, he said as he slung his big willy next to my leg.
10:17We can't be doing this, not here in Captain Jack's log cabin.
10:20Ring, ring, ring, ring.
10:21Hello?
10:21You said Sam Raish?
10:23Yeah, I know, no one knows like who he is.
10:27Oh no, we know who he is.
10:29We have a lot of complaints.
10:32But you do still need to finish the prompt because it's an ongoing case.
10:37Okay.
10:37You're not on camera right now, right?
10:39I am, but he's like too stupid to notice.
10:42I'll just hit the prompt and then I'll talk to you later.
10:45Okay, love you, bye.
10:46Love you, bye.
10:46He pushed me onto the bed.
10:49He ripped my blouse asunder.
10:51His dinky donker was getting engorged with werewolfy blood.
10:55Yep, that's my bow and arrow surprise, he said, licking his chops.
10:59Oh, your tubular astrophy is getting so engorged, I said as I threw my hair back and whispered.
11:05Woo, woo, woo.
11:07Lisa Gilroy, you're under arrest for saying too many words that are like penis in front of...
11:11This was a setup, we're going to do your rights.
11:14You want to say, I'm going to find you.
11:19Terrifying, absolutely terrifying.
11:21I mean it in like kind of a romantic way how some people are like, I will find you in every life,
11:25but like for me it's a threat.
11:28Lisa, how many points do you want?
11:30A dilly donk...
11:31A dilly donker?
11:32A dilly donkers of points.
11:34Izzy, last prompt of round one.
11:36Izzy.
11:36Miss Piggy's audition for euphoria.
11:39Hey, hey, hey.
11:40Hiya!
11:41What do you think you're doing?
11:43Hiding in the bathroom.
11:45I knew you were kissing my man.
11:46Yeah, that's right, I just did a bunch of molly.
11:49And I don't think you'll be coming for my kermie anytime soon.
11:54Because this is all going up in a play.
11:56Is this play about us?
11:57Yeah, this play's about you, bitch.
12:00Guess what?
12:01If you don't want a Swedish chef to cook up some nasty, nasty drama at your high school,
12:08get out of this party!
12:10Right now!
12:10Oh, the Zendaya won.
12:12We're all 40!
12:1627 kissy-kissies to you, Izzy.
12:20Which brings us to our next minigame.
12:24What, Ro?
12:24This is a little minigame that we like to call, name that, in this case, sex toys.
12:30How this will work as players, I will present you with a series of sex toys through this door.
12:35You will buzz in and name those sex toys for me.
12:39If I could please have our first sex toy.
12:46Oh, Bob.
12:48You made that?
12:49Yes, I stayed up late at night and made that.
12:52Lisa.
12:54Sam's Little Snack.
12:55Um, that bass is not flared enough.
13:00More of a critique than a name, but I'll take it, Izzy.
13:02Yes.
13:03Lisa.
13:03A potassium put it in your assium.
13:05That's how the game is played, Lisa, and so that point does go to you.
13:12Thank you so much, Paul.
13:13For Sam's Little Snack.
13:14Thank you.
13:15I don't think it turns off.
13:16A little defect to the manufacturing.
13:20It's so loud, I couldn't have one thought.
13:22If I could please have our next sex toy.
13:24Ew, no.
13:26Why do you have gloves on?
13:27For safety.
13:28Okay, I don't know, the fucking hot jizz bubbler.
13:33Is that jizz in there?
13:34Is it?
13:35Izzy.
13:36This is a tank full of aliens, and this is how they fuck.
13:39This is a tank full of aliens, and this is how they fuck?
13:42No, this is a tank full of aliens, and this is how they fuck.
13:46Oh, Angela.
13:47A snow globe dildo.
13:49Oh, yeah, it kind of is.
13:51Oh, Lisa.
13:52A luba lamp.
13:53A luba lamp is good.
13:55I think I'm going to give this one to Lisa again.
13:58I know my dildos.
14:00Thank you, Paul.
14:01Paul.
14:01Paul, snap out of it.
14:02Do that alone.
14:03If I could please have our next toy.
14:09Ooh, what the hell?
14:11Lisa.
14:11The sex driver.
14:12Oh, good.
14:14Sex drive.
14:14It's vibrating.
14:15Slight vibration on this one.
14:17Angela.
14:17A rattle for adults.
14:19Yes, absolutely.
14:20Izzy.
14:21It's for my Andrew Lloyd Webber heads.
14:22What's the buzz?
14:24Tell me what's happening.
14:25What's the buzz?
14:26Tell me what's happening.
14:27I like that, Izzy.
14:28I think we're going to go with you for that one.
14:30That's a good one.
14:31Thank you.
14:31If I could please have our next sex toy.
14:34Ooh.
14:35Ouchie.
14:36Ouch.
14:37Are the lights dimming?
14:38What are you trying to make us do?
14:43What are you trying?
14:44I'll do it.
14:45I am going to be arrested at the end of this episode.
14:49As you should be.
14:50Izzy.
14:51The tickler.
14:52The tickler indeed.
14:54Angela.
14:55Looks better with the lights off.
14:56I like that a lot, Angela.
14:59Izzy.
15:00For some insects that have a hundred vaginas or holes.
15:04Now you can fill every one.
15:06Now you have a dinky donker for every single one.
15:09Lisa.
15:09A glow-in-the-dark taint teaser.
15:11I am going to say that this point goes to Angela.
15:16If I could please have the next toy.
15:21Everyone's going to want to bring this one home.
15:22Oop.
15:23Ew.
15:23It's so...
15:24Izzy.
15:26Slap-de-clit.
15:28Slap-de-clit.
15:30Lisa.
15:31The mega wet pussy fish slopping slap spanker.
15:35Izzy.
15:36Big flapping fishy fuck, fuck, fucker.
15:38Fuck me, little fish.
15:40Angela.
15:41Double fish pussy on my fish.
15:43Multiple pussies for my bed time.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Hey, hey.
15:47Hey, merman, but the bottom half is a fish and the top half is a fish and he's eating my pussy.
15:54Angela.
15:55Merman and all the fish is sucking my balls.
15:59Izzy.
16:00Merman, but the bottom half is a dick and the top half is a dick.
16:04Yeah.
16:05I've never thought about fucking Ursula the Sea Witch.
16:08Not even one time.
16:09I never, ever, ever think about it.
16:12Lisa.
16:13Ursula, big titties spilling out of that tiny top.
16:15We're not thinking about it.
16:16Her skin's purple and decadent, but she's a woman.
16:19She's older than me.
16:20Why would I care?
16:22Hey, Angela.
16:23Ursula's clint is a meaty fish.
16:29I don't know who that point goes to.
16:32Thank you, Paul.
16:33Give it to the three amigos, why don't you?
16:35I'll give it to all three of you.
16:36How's that?
16:37Bubba Gump's clint.
16:38Yes!
16:40Yeah!
16:41Yeah!
16:41Oh, Jesus Christ.
16:42Deadliest catch?
16:44My taint and hoops.
16:45If I could please have our last sex toy.
16:49Jesus fucking Christ.
16:53Lime every mountain.
16:56Izzy.
16:57Jeff Koons going in a different direction.
17:01Highbrow.
17:02Lisa.
17:03Ouch, daddy's home.
17:05You got yourself.
17:08Angela.
17:08A vibrator in Monsters, Inc.
17:11Mike Wazowski.
17:13Yes!
17:13Yeah!
17:15Absolutely.
17:16And that one we will say goes to Angela.
17:19Thank you, Paul, and thank you, Artty.
17:22Paul, can we give that a little bit?
17:23Yeah, let us give it a little bit.
17:24Come on, girls.
17:24Come on, girls.
17:26Make some noise!
17:28This is what my tampons look like after having a baby, am I right?
17:33That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
17:41Angela.
17:42Okay.
17:42And Lisa.
17:44The contrast between a public story and close friends story.
17:50Hey, guys.
17:52I'm trying out mouth tape for the first time tonight.
17:55If you guys are trying it, let me know in my DMs if this is any good.
17:57I feel insane doing this.
17:59Hey, team.
17:59Will you all interact with that last post I just did?
18:02Folks, I'm actually really trying to get into that space.
18:05That's actually just duct tape, but really just, like, like it and stuff.
18:09A lot of you guys are sending me DMs.
18:11Like, tons of you guys are sending me DMs about the mouth tape.
18:13You guys are literally obsessed with it, so I'm loving that.
18:16And XOXO, Gossip Girl.
18:18Guys, I'm waiting for one of you to pick me up from the airport.
18:20Just, like, waiting because...
18:21The duct tape at Mouth Tape Bunny never came in.
18:25Hey, a lot of you guys have been asking why I've been at the airport for a few days.
18:27It's actually because I am doing a paid sponsorship with LAX.
18:32I'm feeling so blessed.
18:33I'm doing kind of a brand deal with them, so I'm going to show you guys around the terminals.
18:36It's been four fucking days!
18:40Let's say 25 points for you both.
18:42Oh, that was boring.
18:43If we're being honest, it's more like 15.
18:45That brings us to Lisa and Izzy.
18:49Izzy.
18:49If someone comes to my ceremony wearing white, I will kill them.
19:00Miranda!
19:01Oh, my God!
19:02Dun-dun-dun-dun!
19:04Dun-dun-dun!
19:06Dun-dun-dun!
19:10If my mother-in-law comes off shit all over the venue!
19:18Oh, my God!
19:25My bachelorette party's going to be in France, and everyone must be!
19:30Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
19:35That sounds wonderful!
19:39Yeah, girls!
19:40Oh, my God!
19:42I can't wait!
19:44That was a great quiz!
19:4656 points minus one for the both of you.
19:49Izzy!
19:50Izzy.
19:50And Angela.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Teaching Nana how to surf the dark web.
19:56This is 4chan.
19:58Oh, my God!
20:00No, no, no, no, no.
20:00You don't need to know about it.
20:01Oh, my God!
20:03Okay, you said before you die, you wanted me to show you the dark web.
20:07To buy a bag!
20:08And you left that part out!
20:10No!
20:10No!
20:11Oh, my!
20:11That's not body parts for sale!
20:14No, Nana!
20:15Nana, no!
20:16Nana, no!
20:17Just kidding, I'm looking more!
20:19Wow!
20:19Stop!
20:22Do you like it?
20:24I love it.
20:25What do you mean?
20:26I think I want to do more on here.
20:28Like what?
20:29I'm a part of some communities that...
20:31What's going on with you?
20:32I don't know anything about the dark web.
20:35Could you tell?
20:36Yeah, sending you both 300 dark web points for your personal computers.
20:40Actually, maybe that's a bad idea.
20:42I retract.
20:42I retract it.
20:44Angela.
20:45Again.
20:45And Lisa.
20:46Again.
20:47The Virgin Mary on the Who's Your Daddy podcast.
20:52Welcome to the show.
20:53So we're literally dying to know.
20:55Were you actually pregnant or...
20:57God.
20:58God what?
20:59God gave me the child.
21:01So God gives you the child and then just like you raise it by yourself.
21:03God is so toxic and has literally been toxic forever.
21:06Whoa, never said that.
21:08No red flags?
21:09No, no.
21:09A green flag.
21:11A big, good flag.
21:12So he like changed diapers and like helped you raise the baby and everything?
21:14No, he wasn't there.
21:15Okay, so I guess that's just like where I'm coming at.
21:17Like if you're being left on your own to raise Jesus Christo, like that's a lot of responsibility.
21:23I know it sounds like I'm being brainwashed, doesn't it?
21:25Yeah, it does really.
21:27Like he's gaslighting you.
21:28He is?
21:29But have you ever thought of like starting your own thing?
21:31Like women now can start podcasts.
21:32We can start religions.
21:34I can start my own religion?
21:36Of course.
21:37Can you pray for me?
21:39Lord Jesus, pray.
21:40I'm praying for the host of Who's Your Daddy.
21:43Hey, babe, Mary, I need a ride.
21:45Remember to my thing.
21:45Oh, it's Joseph, my husband.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Oh my God, you're seeing Joseph and God?
21:50No, God impregnated me.
21:52I told you to stop talking about that.
21:54A rosary of points to you both, which brings us to Lisa and Izzy.
22:02Izzy.
22:03An OB-GYN preps a mother-to-be in a world where babies shoot out like a cannonball.
22:09So that is your 20-week checkup.
22:12Everything is looking great.
22:13Have you started any birth classes?
22:15It's just...
22:16Oh, no.
22:21Hey, can you come back in?
22:22No, no, no.
22:22Can you come back in the room?
22:23No, no, no, no.
22:25That's my...
22:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
22:29No, no, no, no, no.
22:30Stop!
22:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
22:34Hey, stop.
22:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:37Hey, stop.
22:37Ah!
22:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:40Do you want me to check you again?
22:42Yeah, it's coming out like a cannonball, brother.
22:44Oh, no, it's not...
22:45Get your nurse to stand there!
22:47Get your nurse to stand there!
22:49Okay, you come...
22:50Nurse...
22:51Obviously, the appointment isn't done.
22:53Uh-huh.
22:54Okay.
22:54It's coming out!
22:55I don't think it is.
22:56It's gonna kill whoever it hits!
22:58You darn dilated your 20 weeks, okay?
23:01Whoa!
23:03Whoa!
23:05Doc!
23:06Doc, here's your helmet!
23:07What?
23:08What?
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:13Oh!
23:14He's dead!
23:22Okay, this next prompt is for Angela and Sam.
23:27Now, this one's a bit of a doozy.
23:30No, that's the next prompt!
23:31Let's say a maternal amount of points for the both of you, which brings us to the last prompt
23:45of round two.
23:47Izzy...
23:47Gezi...
23:48...and Angela.
23:49Okay!
23:50It's time for your very own doozy.
23:53Showing up to a job interview in one of those overly personalized t-shirts that says,
23:59Never Mess With A Middle Sister From Wisconsin, Who Is A Cancer Leo Gusp, Can Hold A Plank
24:03For Two Minutes, And Owns Two Crossbows.
24:06Oh, and before I forget...
24:08She gets to wear it.
24:13You can wear it.
24:14Whoever can catch me wears it.
24:15She's small and she's fast.
24:34Hey, Miranda, come on in.
24:36Okay, so I guess I'll read that.
24:40Never Mess With A Middle Sister From Wisconsin, Who Is A Cancer Leo Gusp, Can Hold A Plank
24:43For Two Minutes, And Owns Two Crossbows.
24:45Okay, amazing, Miranda!
24:47So let's talk about why you want to be a doula.
24:49I love the stork.
24:55You love the stork?
24:56Yeah, I've always wanted to meet the stork, so...
24:59It feels weird for you to think babies come from storks, because you're a middle sister,
25:02right?
25:02I'm in the middle, yeah.
25:04Basically, my older sister is older than me, and my younger sister is younger than me.
25:08Okay, you're strong.
25:10You can hold a plank for two minutes.
25:11Oh, yeah, I'm really strong.
25:13Only in the arms, not in the legs.
25:15Great!
25:16Well, Miranda, let's put it to the test.
25:18Okay, you want me to do a plank?
25:19Two minutes?
25:19I'll do it right now.
25:20Okay.
25:21You want to know how I became so strong?
25:24How?
25:25Because I fight bears.
25:27Because when the stork comes, he's really strong.
25:30And you gotta rip the baby out of his arms.
25:33No, I have two crossbows.
25:35I got them on 4chan.
25:37My grandma showed me how to do 4chan.
25:39Okay, well, I don't know if you're the right fit for a doula, Miranda.
25:43Midwife?
25:44No, maybe something with, like, I don't know.
25:46Eat the placenta?
25:47A placenta fairy!
25:49You sound like a fuckin' idiot talking about fairy.
25:52Now I'm full.
25:52Miranda, I don't want any trouble, okay?
25:54I'm gonna make you a shirt.
25:55Oh, what's my shirt gonna say?
25:56This little lady is all wine and no whining.
26:01And she's from where you're from?
26:03I'm from Boston.
26:03From Boston.
26:04Boom.
26:0544 points to anyone out there who is this person we just described.
26:11Which brings us to our third and final minigame.
26:15This is a little minigame that we like to call Hollywood Ho.
26:19How it works is my players will pitch me the names of imaginary movie titles.
26:24If I like the sound of that movie title, I'll then ask them for the logline to said movie.
26:28If I like the sound of the logline, I'll then ask them to enact a scene from said movie.
26:33Players, are you ready?
26:34Yeah.
26:35Yeah.
26:35Excellent.
26:36Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Ho!
26:39Oh!
26:41Orgasm police.
26:43No one's coming for mama.
26:46Let's see it!
26:49Open up!
26:50Open the fuck up!
26:52Ma'am, were you masturbating?
26:53No, no.
26:54Okay, I believe you.
26:55Let's go.
26:58Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Ho!
27:00H, help me.
27:02This is my first time watching the Betty White biopic.
27:06I don't know what's going on, but I appreciate and respect her as a mother and a grandmother.
27:12Hell's babies.
27:16Not enough room in hell for all these babies.
27:20Let's see it!
27:22Ma'am, did you just give birth to a baby?
27:24Yes, it's Hitler.
27:26We're good.
27:27We're good.
27:28Wait!
27:28Can you imagine?
27:30Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Ho!
27:35S, Sanctum High.
27:38Silly Sarah and her jeans.
27:42Scissor tits, too.
27:44Edward's sister.
27:47You've heard of Edward's scissor hands.
27:49What about his sister's hands?
27:52But it's not her hands, it's her tits.
27:55Jay.
27:56Jackass Thanksgiving.
27:58You know him.
27:59You love him.
28:00But are you grateful for him?
28:01It's the boys!
28:03They're back for Thanksgiving!
28:05Let's see it!
28:06Someone stand there and I'll throw this bag at you.
28:09Okay, it's me, your dad.
28:11All right, ready?
28:12Carp the turkey.
28:12Say what you're grateful for on three and then she's going to hit you.
28:15Okay.
28:16One.
28:16My family is alive.
28:17Three!
28:18Mine is a bad hit.
28:19Did it hurt?
28:20Oh, yes.
28:21Throw to me!
28:22Your turn.
28:23Say what you're grateful for on three.
28:24One.
28:25Six!
28:25Three!
28:27Ah!
28:27Ah!
28:28Ah!
28:28My turn, my turn, my turn.
28:30Ready?
28:30Do it next to you.
28:30What you're grateful for.
28:31The fact that he fell and it was funny.
28:33Ah!
28:34Ah!
28:34Ah!
28:35Ah!
28:35Ah!
28:36Ah!
28:36Really heavy, huh?
28:37Yeah!
28:38Yeah!
28:38Ah!
28:39Ah!
28:39Ah!
28:40Ah!
28:40Ah!
28:41Ah!
28:41Ah!
28:41Ah!
28:42Ah!
28:42Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:44Ah!
28:44Ah!
28:45Ah!
28:45Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:47Ah!
28:47Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:49Ah!
28:49Ah!
28:50Now our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
28:54Angela.
28:55Yes.
28:55Lisa.
28:56Yeah.
28:56Izzy.
28:57Izzy.
28:57Three Gorgons hype each other up in the bar bathroom.
29:02Girlies.
29:03Oh, girlies.
29:04Oh, oh, oh.
29:06I don't want to go back out there, he hasn't texted me back.
29:09Wait.
29:10Does anybody have lip liner for my hair?
29:12Yeah, I got you.
29:13For that snake up there.
29:14Good, good.
29:15I'm getting all of them.
29:16Girlies, we're not focusing on my brain.
29:17Oh, sorry.
29:18Sorry.
29:19¡Drafta juntos!
29:20¡Como!
29:21¡Drafta!
29:22¡Voyesta text!
29:23¡No, no, no!
29:27¡No, no, no, no!
29:29¡No!
29:30¡Si ponía periodo, te va a parecer como que eres una mierda!
29:32¡Oh!
29:33¡No!
29:34¡No!
29:35¡No!
29:36¡No!
29:37¡No!
29:38¡No!
29:39¡No!
29:40¡No!
29:41¡No!
29:42¡No!
29:43¡No!
29:44¡No!
29:45¡No!
29:46¡No!
29:47¡No!
29:48¡No!
29:49¡No!
29:50¡Tan a fucking nickel.
29:51¡It happened once!
29:52Jesus christ.
29:53Nine points turn to stone when you look at them.
29:55Next up Angela.
29:56Yes.
29:57• Lisa.
29:58Easy.
29:59doom-scrolly, hyper-fixated, and Touch Starved, are added to the cast of Inside Out 3.
30:05Hey guys!
30:06How are you?
30:07It's so good to see you.
30:08Oh my god.
30:09You guys, get in here.
30:13It feels so good to be touched again.
30:15Oh my god.
30:16Es decir, hay measles en todo el mundo.
30:18¿Todo lo que estoy hablando de cualquier caso?
30:20¿Se han visto los casos de measles en los niños que han died?
30:22Nada afecta a mí.
30:24No, no.
30:24Vamos a ser afectadolo.
30:26Porque nos podemos tener measles o la furia baja a cada momento.
30:29Camtera.
30:30Come en.
30:30Como en un poco de un aumento.
30:32¡Como!
30:33¡Oh!
30:34¡Como!
30:35Estamos a hacer este hijo de increíble.
30:37A 56% critic score, 76% audience score
30:46Next up players is a round robin
30:48What that means is I'm going to ask for you to take the back line of our stage
30:52And step forward one at a time and deliver your answers as you come up with them
30:56Can't believe I was talked into this
30:58Titles for my memoir
31:01I feel like only Lisa should go
31:02We should just let her go
31:03I mean, I'll just get it out of the way, the third Reich
31:07Someone was going to say it at some point
31:11I wear tennis shoes in my suit, a story
31:15Truly nobody likes it
31:18Quiet quitting, how to do nothing and still be popular on the internet
31:22Where I'm really from
31:26I tricked my wife and you can trick yours too
31:30The Sam Reich story
31:32Jesus fucking Christ
31:34Sam Reich
31:35Ursula's little clit
31:37Tummy troubles
31:40That's just factual
31:42Reich Carumba, Diary of a Mad Boy
31:45From Reich to Riches, How a Rich Boy Became a Rich Man
31:51Jesus fucking Christ, you three
32:00Hope you all enjoyed that, 200 points to me
32:03Players, your last prompt of our game
32:07It's a gift prompt
32:09Oh, let's see who from
32:13Hey Angela, Lisa and Izzy
32:15It's me, Ally, and I have a gift prompt for you
32:19Way too sick to be on The Bachelor right now
32:22Way too sick to be on The Bachelor right now
32:27Girls, I'm so excited to bring you on this two-on-one
32:30You're both really special to me
32:32I know that one of you is going to have to go at the end of this
32:35Are you both okay?
32:36Jason, this time in Tahiti has been amazing
32:39Both of you are sort of swaying a lot
32:43No, we're fine, we had a bunch of water from the tap
32:46And, um, we're feeling hydrated and rainy
32:50We should talk in the bathroom, Jason
32:52Well, perfect
32:54Because I brought Morgan Whalen out
32:57To do a concert
32:59For just us
33:01And we're all gonna dance together
33:03Close and slow
33:04Oh my god
33:12I'm sorry, I'm a burpee girl
33:13Oh my god, sorry, sis
33:16Just a second, sorry
33:17Are you
33:18Oh my god
33:19Sorry
33:19Oh my god
33:21What is that?
33:22If I look at that for too long
33:23Oh no
33:23Can I dip you?
33:24Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
33:26Oh no
33:27Oh my god, it's a trail
33:29Oh my god, oh my god
33:30Oh my god, oh my god
33:31Wait, you're scooting in?
33:34Don't look at it
33:35You're scooting in her trail
33:37I'm being a really good girlfriend
33:38I'm hiding all your shit for you
33:39What did you eat?
33:41Whoa
33:42Catch us
33:44Jesus Christ
33:46One last time
33:47Switcheroo
33:48Uh-oh
33:52Oh no
33:54Oh no
33:55Which brings us to the end of our show
34:02Our winner tonight
34:04Lisa Gilroy
34:09God damn it
34:10The machine said it
34:12You're the recipient of the coveted golden ear
34:15Kiss
34:16Kiss
34:17Kiss
34:18Kiss
34:18Kiss
34:19Kiss
34:19Yay
34:21That's very sweet
34:22That does it for us here at Make Some Noise
34:25Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer
34:27I'm Sam Reich
34:27And that sounds pretty good to me
34:29Good night
34:29Happy
34:39Happy
34:40iden fromЧil
34:43AJ
34:44Camp
34:44Kiss
34:45Kiss
34:46Kiss
34:47Kiss
34:47Kiss
34:47Kiss
34:48Kiss
34:49Kiss
34:52Kiss
34:54Kiss
34:54Kiss
34:55Kiss
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