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00:00The People vs. Elliot, oh shit
00:02He's on trial for shooting the kid
00:06Did he do it, or did he dead?
00:10He is as tense as his bum when he's plucked in prison
00:13The People vs. Elliot Mick Spocker
00:21Yo bro, he cool like fro, yo bro bro
00:30Elliot a man, he going to jail for assaulting the neck
00:33Welcome everyone to the trial of one Elliot Mick Spocker
00:42Now, he is on trial for the assassination of a Negro child
00:48Who we believe with that he went from ages 5 through 30
00:52Now, obviously, we didn't get the details of his party
00:55Because the cops and everyone want to spit on his corpse
00:58And step on it and say, fuck this black gentleman
01:02Now, Tranton, we are in the humble state of California
01:07So it's unclear why they were doing this
01:09As we are very left-wing
01:11But one thing we have to consider
01:14Is that this white man
01:16He assassinated an Afrocan
01:20From presumably Nigeria
01:23Or Botswana
01:26Or China
01:28So let's just get this over with pretty quick
01:33Your Honor, I know you're supposed to hire a lawyer
01:35But I'm going in full me with this one
01:38I can plead my case right now
01:40Quite simply
01:41I could not see the man
01:43He met a noise that startled me
01:45And I shot
01:45This is what I've been trained to do
01:47Therefore, I was just following orders
01:50Now, if we could please leave
01:52There was a very attractive woman I need to have sex with
01:55All right
01:59With no further evidence
02:00I see it to report Elliot is not guilty
02:04Now, let me see some of them pogs
02:06You're going to fuck with your penis
02:10I hope you come on her ass
02:12And not in the sign of her of a jage guy
02:14Nah, oh, that would be pretty awkward if you did that
02:17Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
02:18It's the middle show
02:21How do you know?
02:22It's the gang you love
02:23All them here, even Zach, yeah
02:25He was the guy holla
02:26But they said he was such a pure
02:27He could come back, yeah
02:28And Milo is here
02:30So is Melissa
02:31Also, for business with big Mitch
02:32I fit meanness
02:33There's team that we're doing for some shit
02:34Uh
02:34Also, Candace died
02:37You know, Melissa
02:45It's nice that today is your day to go on a date with me
02:49I have to split up my roster pretty hard, you know
02:52Please
02:52You think I would just be some side piece
02:55Some member of your roster
02:57Please, it's not like your ra-
03:00Oh
03:00Even teen warriors racing
03:02Your roster is more like
03:04Uh
03:06The rapists
03:08Oh, shot fired
03:11Your roster is about as living as Zach
03:15Got him
03:17Hey, babe, let's get going
03:19Oh, you're talking to your friend Milo
03:21What's good, dude?
03:22It's nice you're hanging with members of the LGTQ Plus community
03:27Sure
03:27All right
03:29Listen up
03:30I'm not gonna
03:32I got cancer
03:44I'm not gonna lie
03:45We lose this game
03:46We'll probably die
03:47It might definitely be on all your ass
03:50Especially Milo Murphy
03:53You stole my girl
03:55You'd think that she was a stupid repel
03:58With your white boy
03:59When she gets to smell her
04:01You're disgusting
04:01Never watch
04:02She's a future fucking cock
04:04She'll be slobbering on my meat member match
04:07Unfortunately, I'll be dead by that
04:08So she'll kill herself
04:09Just so she can suck her dick in snow
04:12Me versus Sean
04:20Beauty deep
04:21I'm burned
04:23Me and Sean
04:26When you compare us
04:27One of us is kids
04:28And one of us isn't living
04:30Oh
04:31Yeah
04:32My name is mother
04:34When I'm here
04:34All I want to do is tell you
04:37That you suck
04:38No cap
04:39Things are getting worse
04:41Tom Milo
04:42We all remember last episode
04:44You had to explain to everyone
04:45In the audience
04:46How you died
04:47And then the results
04:48Can be brought back to life
04:49You've been asked
04:50If it was the worst writing game ever
04:51And I also want to ask
04:53If it was the worst writing game ever
04:54Because we all saw me die
04:56Last episode
04:57Last installment
04:58The Halloween special
04:59We all saw me
05:01Get shot several times by Elliot
05:02Yet here I am
05:04Blunderfully
05:05And magically still alive
05:07And you're probably wondering
05:08How I came back to live
05:09Well
05:11If I
05:12May
05:13Quote
05:13A certain
05:14Famous FDS character
05:16I believe it was
05:18Candice Flynn
05:21And I quote
05:23When it was malicious
05:24It was
05:24It was my dear friend
05:25Melissa
05:25And I quote
05:26Because the story
05:28Called for it
05:29Thank you everyone
05:31Thanks for coming to my TED doc
05:33Well Zach
05:34It's nice as fucking goddamn fucking fucking fuck
05:38To fucking have you a fucking round
05:40Holy fucking tits
05:42That fucking fuck ass
05:44Fucking gym fucking teacher
05:46Was so fucking annoying
05:48He fucking made me want to fucking shoot up the fucking school
05:52Last time he came there was a llama standing
05:54Wow the tiger fans are certainly excited
06:02We're the wiggurs
06:04We have no respect for black culture
06:07What did he say
06:09Hey look here come the geckos
06:16Thank you
06:17Hey Joanie
06:26Wanna sit with us
06:27I thought it was my turn today
06:29Too bad I am with Zach
06:30Hi Principal Milder
06:31Diddy
06:32Diddy
06:32Diddy
06:33Diddy
06:34Diddy
06:34Diddy
06:35Diddy
06:35Diddy
06:36Diddy
06:36Diddy
06:37Diddy
06:37Diddy
06:38Diddy
06:38Diddy
06:39Diddy
06:39I'm gonna have to explain
06:40Diddy to that man
06:42Oh my god he smells like rotten
06:44Oh my god he smells like rotten
06:47Oh my god he smells like rotten
06:47Oh miss
06:49Please move away from your LGTBT plus friend
06:53Please take a seat on my meat
06:56And let it penetrate your box
07:00Loose and sticky
07:02And smelly
07:04Just the way I like my fucking rod to smell
07:08Like pussy juice
07:10Enough
07:11Tigers kick off to the geckos
07:13And here we go
07:15I just scored the jam fight
07:20Boom boom boom boom boom boom
07:24Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
07:29B œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ instructions
07:43farklı for some rhino kills in a bro,
07:43Mr Sam.
07:45Aren't you guys geckos?
07:46The rape of a겠�?
07:47Hey man, I've got no horse in this rape.
07:49It's time for the rape.
07:50Your voice is fucking queer.
07:52The rape, it's time for the rape,
07:55it's time for the rape.
07:56I'm supporting the wiggers.
07:58I'm supporting the Uyghurs
08:18A battle is brewing and Xenius has teamed up with Duke
08:21and fight their ideological differences
08:24and Barvin Bainbridge have continued training
08:26as half of Dakota have joined them
08:28but they have to be remote because they're both on the run
08:30I have fused with the Summonstraw
08:32but that was only half of the Summonstraw
08:34and as the others half of the Summonstraw
08:36is kartman with Duke
08:38rooting for the Uyghurs
08:40NO!
08:42rooting for the Uyghurs
08:44wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki
08:46Uyghurs
08:48rooting for the Uyghurs
08:50wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki
08:52You think he's weak, you ain't
08:54Yo, uh
08:55But now it's up for college, you can throw it up
08:57Time to make capital summons
08:59Oh, my formans do capital
09:00Nigga, they mean my health
09:01Because I was with the summons
09:02Oh, and I had a lot of time
09:03Bruin for the wagers
09:05All right, team
09:08I know we're down 50 points right now
09:11But I believe we can come back
09:12And here's our secret game plan
09:14Now, I know all you guys are cracking those fine cheerleaders
09:17So make sure that when we lose
09:19We're gonna send the cheerleaders over to their team
09:22And give them a bunch of STDs from Chai's dick
09:25From fucking so many birds
09:26And then the team is gonna
09:28Have the cheerleaders get cracked amongst by your team
09:31And then that team is gonna get every STD
09:33And then they're all gonna die
09:35And you might be wondering
09:37Well, how do we win the game if we already lost
09:39And then we just killed their team
09:41Well, quite simply
09:43I didn't think about that
09:45Stealing and cheating to get our way
09:47That's very
09:47Well, I'm not gonna say it
09:49Well, you guys will cancel me
09:51You can cancel me all you want
09:54It's just my opinion
09:55Well, I'm not gonna say it
09:57If I speak, I'm in big trouble
09:59That's all I'm gonna say
10:00I don't give a flying funk
10:04You just
10:04You just
10:05You just
10:06You just
10:07You just
10:07Oh, my fats are filled with liquid shit
10:12Because I released my bouts
10:14I feel so incredibly gassy right now
10:17Also, as Zach misses this field goal
10:21I'm gonna fucking die
10:22Zach, field goal
10:24Drop hit
10:25No one's losing that play in 40 years
10:27Bring it back, baby
10:28Oh, no
10:29It's going wide
10:30I'm soon to die
10:32Thank God, Melissa
10:34When I jumped up from us winning
10:36I stubbed my toe
10:37Luckily as hell did it
10:38The last intensive cure unit
10:39And poor Sean died on in the streets
10:41Like a fucking dirty
10:42Shit-ridden
10:43Fleas-bag
10:44Dog
10:44Every last breath he took
10:47Was painful
10:48And it was more banal
10:49Because no one was there
10:51Not even his wife
10:52Because I cracked her
10:54Sean died like a dog
10:58Drowning in his own fucking piss
11:00Not even Christmas yet
11:05But that is my Christmas gift
11:07Sean dying
11:09Oh, yeah
11:11Here you go, buddy
11:12The game ball
11:13We want you to have it
11:14Uh, you rise last
11:16If this says
11:16Kmart Sears
11:18One dollar ball
11:19That you hit
11:20It's not even a ball
11:20It's just a balloon
11:21That looks like a football
11:22You guys are more cheap
11:24Than
11:24Yeah, where is it
11:25Doc raped me
11:27Ah
11:28Hey, look over there
11:31Sean's decaying corpse
11:33Oh, he's not just dead
11:36But he's rotting in hell now
11:38Alongside
11:39You and a few bit of Jack
11:42And Mort
11:42Who I'm surprised to
11:44I think I might have to break character again
11:46And talk a little bit about the lore
11:48Seriously, guys
11:49Mort came back
11:51I mean
11:51What did he even do
11:53Mort was an irrelevant character
11:55He's standing right there
11:57Mort, how did you survive
11:58You fell in the evil pit of rape and death
12:00In Draco's gauntlet
12:02What's going on?
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