Make Some Noise Season 4 Episode 1

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00:00Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

00:06They're all here to...

00:08Make Some Noise!

00:24Welcome to Make Some Noise!

00:25The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.

00:27I am your host, Sam Reich.

00:28Here's how the show works.

00:29I have here a series of improvisational prompts

00:32our players have never seen before.

00:35Isn't that right, players?

00:37Yeah, I agree.

00:38I won't know until I see them.

00:41That's right, prompts are all single digits

00:43of Brennan's social security number.

00:46They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.

00:48I will award them corresponding points,

00:49and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,

00:52while the other two go home with just their regular ears.

00:55Players, are you ready to rumble?

00:58I won't know until we see them.

01:02First up, a little minigame that we like to call Back to Basics.

01:05Now, I've gotten some feedback from the audience

01:07that they missed the older, simpler version of Make Some Noise.

01:11And so, players, the game is a simple one.

01:14I'm going to give you a prompt.

01:16You pitch back to me your best effort at that sound effect.

01:20My favorite wins. Make sense?

01:22Ready to rumble.

01:23In that case, Josh, your prompt is uncorking a wine bottle.

01:27No problem.

01:36I miss my son.

01:37Wait, I'm not sure.

01:38I miss my son.

01:40I'm not sure that last part...

01:41What? What's still...

01:42It's still...

01:43What is...

01:44Yeah, yeah.

01:45Car alarm. You know what I mean? Car alarm.

01:46Zach.

01:47I miss my son.

01:48Wait a second.

01:49Look.

01:50It's in the whole thing.

01:51It's in the whole thing.

01:52Open the window.

01:53Open the window.

01:54Got it.

01:55What?

01:56What?

01:57What?

01:58Not that car. Not that car.

02:02I'm almost afraid to ask.

02:17Where Anna?

02:18What we have here is a lovely 2004 Cabernet Sauvignon.

02:21Sure.

02:22You'd like to try?

02:23Wonderful.

02:24See?

02:26Wow.

02:27Not to your liking.

02:28Okay.

02:29I'm so sorry.

02:30I miss my son.

02:31I think just for the...

02:32That's gonna go to Josh.

02:33Did you see all the stuff we did?

02:34I opened the window with my teeth.

02:35Josh.

02:36A bike horn.

02:37Got it.

02:38Wait.

02:39I got it.

02:40What?

02:41One more time?

02:42Yeah.

02:43I got it.

02:44I feel like you're throwing this one, Josh.

02:45We'll find out.

02:46Zach.

02:47Ooh, good space work.

02:49Got it.

02:50Got it.

02:51Got it.

02:52Got it.

02:53Got it.

02:54Got it.

02:55Got it.

02:56Got it.

02:57Got it.

02:58Oh, good space work.

03:00Got it.

03:01Got it.

03:02Got it.

03:03Got it.

03:04Got it.

03:05Got it.

03:06Got kids.

03:07Got kids.

03:08Got kids.

03:09Got kids.

03:10Wow.

03:11Why do I feel like my players aren't taking my game seriously?

03:14Taking it deathly seriously.

03:16If you say so, Brennan, it's your turn.

03:18Huh.

03:19Huh.

03:20Huh.

03:21Huh.

03:22My son!

03:24I am gonna say for the person who did the bike horn the best, Brennan.

03:28Cockpatch!

03:29And finally, Josh.

03:31Yes?

03:32Bob Dylan doing the wave at a baseball game.

03:34Oh, here it comes.

03:35You know, sometimes when we sing, oh, and it's coming back as well.

03:43You know, sometimes when we sing about things that happened up in Woodstock, New York.

03:48That was the harmonica.

03:50That's the harmonica.

03:51Zach.

03:52Oh, look at those people scootin' and scoundering.

04:05Better get ready.

04:07Mmm.

04:08Zach.

04:09Bravo.

04:10Very good.

04:11Brennan.

04:12I don't think I'm gonna do it.

04:14When you tell the people to your right, I want to start it.

04:15Tell them.

04:16Right.

04:17What if we all did the wave?

04:18That would be fun.

04:19No.

04:20No one's doin' it with ol' Bob Dylan.

04:21Hey, are you Bob Dylan?

04:22Wait a minute.

04:23You're Bob Dylan.

04:24Yeah, you as well.

04:25Is this that Bob Dylan movie where they had ten Bob Dylan?

04:26It's ten Bob Dylan's.

04:27Hey, guys.

04:28Check it out.

04:29No.

04:30No.

04:31That's really solid, guys.

04:32Feels like a points all around, though.

04:33For sure.

04:34Points all around and then another one for Zach.

04:36Wow.

04:37Oh.

04:38Which brings us to round one.

04:41Josh, Sam.

04:42The fans demanded it, and we are but their hostages.

04:44A sequel prompt.

04:45Godzilla vs. King Kong vs. Josh Rubin.

04:47You know, just hanging out in Los Angeles.

04:49Me, Josh Rubin.

04:50Shhh.

04:51Oh.

04:52That's really solid, guys.

04:53Feels like a points all around, though.

04:54For sure.

04:55Points all around and then another one for Zach.

04:57Wow.

04:58Oh.

04:59Which brings us to round one.

05:01Josh, Sam.

05:02The fans demanded it, and we are but their hostages.

05:04A sequel prompt.

05:05Godzilla vs. King Kong vs. Josh Rubin.

05:08You know, just hanging out in Los Angeles.

05:11Me, Josh Rubin.

05:12Shhh.

05:13Shhh.

05:14That's crazy.

05:15Shhh.

05:16Shhh.

05:17Just gonna head into this audition and fill out my name.

05:20Shhh.

05:21Shhh.

05:22Does anybody hear that?

05:23Shhh.

05:24Shhh.

05:25Shhh.

05:26Shhh.

05:27Shhh.

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05:29Shhh.

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06:00Shhh.

06:01Shhh.

06:02Uh, can we see King Kong?

06:04Uh, you ready for the audition?

06:08Okay, so this is a Mentos commercial?

06:10Whenever you're ready?

06:13Nothing gets to use

06:15Day and fresh day and crew

06:17Mentos fresh and full

06:18And I am fresh

06:24Put him in the maybe pile!

06:27King Kong, SAG-AFTRA

06:29I liked what he was doing, but he bit my arm off!

06:3115% of the box office and merchandising points for you, Josh

06:35Zach

06:36Okay

06:37A spelling bee contestant will be assassinated the moment they miss a letter

06:44Onomatopoeia

06:50Oh, shit

06:51Can you use it in a sentence?

06:54Oh, shhh

06:55Bang, pow, kazan

06:58These were the sorts of onomatopoeia that could be found in the comic book's pages

07:03Uh...

07:09Can you define it?

07:10Onomatopoeia of a class of words describing the physical sounds

07:15Um...

07:18Onomatopoeia

07:21O

07:22N

07:23O

07:24M

07:25M

07:26O

07:27M

07:32O

07:36F

07:38O

07:39O

07:40F

07:41O

07:42O

07:43O

07:44O

07:45F

07:46O

07:47O

07:48O

07:49O

07:50O

07:51O

07:52O

07:53O

07:54O

07:55O

07:56public parks, beautiful natural wildlife and reserves.

08:01Doug, why won't you vote for me?

08:04Over 99% of the town agrees that I've been a good mayor.

08:10I won with 99.998% of the vote.

08:15It's fucking crazy that you didn't vote for me, Doug.

08:19I paid off everyone's mortgages, okay?

08:23I brought an extinct species of deer back

08:26as a mayor.

08:27Honey, can you come in here, please?

08:29You're a fucking idiot, man.

08:30Everyone loves me except you.

08:32I don't understand.

08:33I think the TV's talking to me.

08:36Doug, your wife voted for me.

08:38Your dad voted for me.

08:40You voted for him too?

08:41Everyone but you, Doug.

08:43Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.

08:46I suppose I'll head into town.

08:49Doug, I can't hear you.

08:51I'm at commercial.

08:52I'm Sam Reich, and I approve these 15 points for Brenna.

08:58Oh, Josh, congratulations.

09:00It looks like you've been given a gift prompt.

09:03I have?

09:04Hi, Josh.

09:05Oh, no, you s-none of us.

09:07Ben here, and I have a gift prompt for you.

09:10Robin Williams is doing a coffee commercial

09:13where at the very end of each take,

09:14he takes a big sip of coffee,

09:17and it makes him more and more caffeinated

09:20as the takes go on.

09:23What do you got to do with that one?

09:25Oh, baby.

09:27Josh, once again, Robin Williams is doing a coffee commercial

09:30where at the end of each take, he takes a big sip of coffee,

09:32and it makes him more and more caffeinated

09:33as the takes go on.

09:34Oh, wow.

09:35Okay, ready.

09:37I'm ready now.

09:38I guess we're starting there.

09:40Are we rolling?

09:41Okay, I love Shakes Caffeination, and here it comes.

09:45One little sip makes me go dipty-dip.

09:48Okay, wow, that was pretty good.

09:51Another, okay.

09:52Ha, ha, okay, here we go.

09:55Hey, Shakey Shakes Coffee,

09:57it makes me go zippy-dips-waffy.

10:00Oh, I made Chauna Matata.

10:04Was I even in the Lion King?

10:06I don't know.

10:07Nathan was, when we were the bird kids,

10:08you kind of like one of those things you sort of,

10:09I pierced the toes.

10:10Okay, one more time.

10:11Action?

10:13Self-action, self-action.

10:14I'll do a self-action.

10:19Whoa, are you hairy?

10:20I am, good.

10:21All right, last one, okay, self-action.

10:23Okay, cool.

10:24You like zippy-zip shakes?

10:24I do.

10:25Who likes zippy-zip shake-shake-shake-shake?

10:26Sippy-sippy-shake-shake-shake.

10:28Oh, wow, oh my.

10:29I'm on my base one.

10:30Sippy-sippy-sippy-shake-shippy-shippy-shippy-shippy-shippy-shippy-sippy-sippy-sippy-sippy-sippy.

10:33Here I come, Jay, in for the close-up.

10:34No!

10:35We weren't rolling on that one.

10:40Oh, thank you!

10:41Self-rap.

10:43Un-fucking-believable.

10:45Self-rap.

10:4634 points, Chief.

10:4734 points.

10:48Zach.

10:49A flair bartender makes you, oh, just a club soda.

10:54What's up, Rockstar?

10:55I'm doing good.

10:56Uh, this Thursday night almost feels like a Friday.

11:01Are we partying?

11:02What are we doing?

11:03I get some shots, sir.

11:04Oh.

11:05Uh, yeah.

11:06Uh, come right up.

11:09That's exactly it, Zach.

11:30Overqualified for the job.

11:31That's all I got?

11:32That's it, huh?

11:33Point per carbonated bubble for you, Zach.

11:35Brennan, last prompt of round one.

11:37A small-town sheriff chalks up clear signs of an alien invasion to silly teens.

11:44Well, I'll be damned.

11:47Looks like some sort of high-on-beam laser carved a 30-mile canyon right outside of Route 28,

11:56smoking with some kind of sickly green vapor.

11:59We better call off the Rappertie Boys.

12:02Oh, Dale, one of them Rappertie Boys just skittered past in the trees.

12:09Looked like he had nictating membranes.

12:13Dale, how many times I gotta tell you what a nictating membrane is?

12:17It's when a fish or an amphibian got clear eyelids that blink sideways, Dale.

12:23One of them Rappertie Boys just sucked one of my thyroid glands out of my neck.

12:30I want to live in that world.

12:33He's literally, like, up in the spaceship getting inducted.

12:36Up in the spaceship.

12:37I don't know how you Rappertie Boys stole a car this big.

12:40Ain't no 20 points.

12:41Ain't never been no 20 points around these parts for you, Brennan.

12:44Oh, beautiful.

12:45Which brings us to our second minigame.

12:48This is a minigame that we like to call Name That.

12:51In this case, Mobsters.

12:53I'm gonna show you a mobster.

12:55You buzz in and pitch me the name for that mobster.

12:59My favorite wins.

13:00If I could please have our first mobster.

13:02Oh.

13:09Brennan.

13:10Dino Ballerino.

13:13Brennan.

13:14Strong start.

13:17Zach.

13:18King Gabagoo.

13:19Oh, King Gabagoo!

13:21I was gonna go.

13:22I like it a lot.

13:23Josh.

13:24Beanie the Bulge.

13:25Beanie the Bulge.

13:28I am gonna say that this one goes to Brennan.

13:31Thank you very much, mobster number one.

13:34God bless.

13:35We're gonna get to see so many Italians today.

13:37If I could please have our next mobster.

13:40Oh.

13:50Brennan.

13:51Ratatoni.

13:53Got him.

13:54Fucking wrap it up.

13:56One and done.

13:57Call it.

13:58Hey Sam, call it.

13:59Ratatoni.

14:01Yeah.

14:02It's Ratatoni.

14:03Yeah, it is Ratatoni.

14:04I think we can all agree.

14:05The only thing I can say is I would have a different character name if it was just the rat

14:07looks like he's in Run DMC.

14:09Yeah.

14:11Rat DMC.

14:12Oh shit.

14:13That's pretty good.

14:14God damn it.

14:15Almost want to give it to Zach, but instead that goes to Brennan.

14:17Thank you very much.

14:18Unbelievable.

14:19I could please have mobster number three.

14:31Josh.

14:32Wiggly Boombots.

14:34Wiggly Boombots is really good.

14:37Brennan.

14:38Big Puffy.

14:39Big Puffy is good.

14:41Zach.

14:42Uncle Wacky.

14:44Wacky.

14:45There's something there for sure.

14:47Uncle Wacky Wacky Inflatable Ow.

14:49That was pretty good.

14:50Uncle Wacky Wacky Inflatable Ow.

14:54Capone.

14:55I think I am going to give that one to Zach after all that.

14:58Wow.

15:00Thank you Inflatable Mobster.

15:02I absolutely love this.

15:04I could name mobsters all day.

15:06If I could please have mobster number four.

15:10Poor.

15:11Oh my God.

15:13Brennan.

15:14Lobster.

15:15He's a lobster.

15:16Lobster, lobster.

15:17Josh.

15:18Linguini Biscuito.

15:25Poor Zach.

15:26Brennan.

15:27Langosta Nostra.

15:28Oh, come on now.

15:31Oh, Josh.

15:32Johnny Pinch.

15:33Oh, Johnny Pinchies.

15:36I am going to say that point goes to Brennan as well.

15:39Thank you, Lobster Mobster.

15:40Lobster Mobster.

15:41Lobster.

15:42Lobster.

15:44Yep.

15:45Oh, yeah.

15:46It's tricky with those hands.

15:47It's tricky.

15:48What'd you do today, honey?

15:49I helped a lobster mobster out of the stage.

15:52If I could please have our next mobster.

15:54Hey, guys.

15:55What's up, Paul?

15:56Josh.

15:57R.I. Paulie.

15:58Wow.

15:59To be clear, this isn't me in there.

16:01It's the mobster.

16:02Zach.

16:03Dead Paul Robolino.

16:04Oh, no.

16:05Ernie Potts.

16:06Ernie Potts is, honestly, Brennan, it's the best we've done.

16:09Folks, here it makes a noise.

16:10You can always count on me to do okay.

16:12I am going to say that point goes to Brennan.

16:16Thank you, Paul.

16:17Oh.

16:18Ooh.

16:19Ooh.

16:20Was that real?

16:21If I could please have our final mobster.

16:22Oh.

16:23Oh.

16:24Oh.

16:25Oh, my God.

16:26Brennan.

16:27Betty Spaghetti.

16:28Yeah, absolutely is.

16:30Yes, Brennan.

16:31Ragu on my knees.

16:32Oh, my God.

16:34Oh, my God.

16:36Oh, my God.

16:37Oh, my God.

16:38Oh, my God.

16:39Oh, my God.

16:40Oh, my God.

16:41Oh, my God.

16:42Oh, my God.

16:43Oh, my God.

16:46I'm not a good one.

16:47Oh, my God.

16:48Oh, my God.

16:49Oh, my God.

16:50Raku on my niece and nephew.

16:54Josh, Chef Boyard Girl.

16:56Not Chef Girlardee.

16:58Not Chef Girlardee.

17:00Chef Boyard Girl.

17:01Chef Boyard Girl.

17:03Not Chef Girlardee.

17:04Give me one.

17:05Chef Boyard Girl.

17:06I worked for you for so long.

17:08I worked for you five years.

17:09Give me Chef Boyard Girl.

17:10Give me Chef Boyard Girl.

17:13I got one.

17:14It's a girl. She's eating spaghetti.

17:15Wait, Zach.

17:17Gal dente.

17:20That's great.

17:23We did it.

17:24We did it.

17:25We did it.

17:26We did it.

17:27We did it.

17:28We did it.

17:29We did it.

17:30We did it.

17:32That brings us to round two, where our players

17:34will now test their talents in teams of twos.

17:39Josh and Zach logging in with 30-factor authentication.

17:47Welcome.

17:48I just got to make sure that the check cleared.

17:50Please enter a pre-password.

17:53Pre-password?

17:53Oh, I think I have that written down.

17:56Four lowercase letters, one big X, definitely a dollar sign,

17:59and one of those lower lines.

18:01A lower line?

18:02OK.

18:02Yeah, one of the lower line ones.

18:03All right, got it.

18:04Cool.

18:04Type in the name of any dog.

18:06Ricky.

18:08Now put in your dad's favorite sport.

18:10He likes soccer?

18:11Now do the hard whistle, the one with both fingers.

18:14I'll try it.

18:19Oh, and now wink a lot.

18:21Wink a lot of the computer.

18:22Big smile.

18:23OK.

18:24Scan your smile.

18:26And say the exact number of your teeth into the microphone.

18:2826.

18:29Good.

18:30And now put the computer on the ground.

18:31Jump on it once.

18:32Light.

18:33OK.

18:34Now pick it back up.

18:35Put it back on the table.

18:36Bang out with your fists hard.

18:38And now just one knock, though.

18:39OK, so now I think we're at nine.

18:43Run your fingers through your hair.

18:44Only when the camera's ready.

18:45Wait.

18:46Boop, boop, boop.

18:47Go for it.

18:48And now meow like a cat.

18:49Only when the camera's ready.

18:50Boop, boop, boop.

18:52Meow.

18:53Now screech like a little monster,

18:55just like a Lovecraftian thing.

18:56Only when the camera's ready.

18:57Wait.

18:58Boop, boop, boop.

19:00Ah!

19:00Pretty good.

19:01Insert your favorite nursery rhyme.

19:03Insert it.

19:04And now describe pretty much how you'd

19:10reaction if you really saw a ghost.

19:11I think I'd be really freaked out.

19:13That's good.

19:13OK.

19:18Out.

19:18Four digit code that I just texted you both

19:20amount of points for you.

19:21Zach.

19:22Got it.

19:22And Brenna.

19:24Yes?

19:24Exploring every branch of dialogue with a video game NPC.

19:30Hello.

19:31Ah, traveler, welcome to Raven's Bluff.

19:34Beware.

19:35Goblins lurk around every corner.

19:38Ask about your hat.

19:40Ah, you've noticed my clever patchwork hat.

19:44Hats like this can be made at the Hatsmith.

19:49Do you like your hat?

19:50Well, you should ask if I like my hat.

19:53My hat was crafted by my wife, who was kidnapped by Knowles.

19:58Bling.

20:00You have one patchwork hat.

20:02Does your wife have a hat?

20:03Yes, my wife does have a hat.

20:06She was a Hatsmith who worked at the Hatsmith's shop.

20:09She was kidnapped by Knowles.

20:11Some say they're over the North Ridge.

20:17Do the Knowles wear hats?

20:18Hey, man, my wife was kidnapped by Knowles.

20:21She's over the North Ridge.

20:23I don't know how much more clear I can be.

20:26But if you want to do the next thing, my fucking wife has been taken by Knowles.

20:38Returning the hat.

20:40You've unlocked the secret of the Dark Hatsmith.

20:44Wow.

20:48From someone who plays truly zero video games.

20:50A 95 hours of playtime converted to points for the both of you.

20:54Oh, that's a lot.

20:55That brings us to Brennan and Josh.

20:57How are you doing?

20:58Statler and Waldorf are one box over from Abe Lincoln.

21:04John Wilkes Booth, more like John Wilkes Bath.

21:07This guy stinks.

21:09Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

21:12Technically, what's happening right now is extremely dramatic, but all we can do is live it off.

21:19Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

21:21America will never recover from this moment and I'll never recover from this plane.

21:28Hey, lock in.

21:29Yeah.

21:30All right?

21:31They're counting on us.

21:32Yeah, it's the president.

21:33I know.

21:34This is going to presage a series of events that will lead us down a darker timeline.

21:38We will be facing these consequences for centuries to come.

21:41It's not making me feel any better.

21:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

21:47Six Semper Tyrannus, more like Six Semper Tyrann-Vist.

21:51Yeah.

21:52It stinks.

21:53Well done with the difficult prompt, players.

21:56Well done.

21:57A standing ovation amount of points for the both of you.

21:59Josh.

22:00Yeah.

22:01And Zach.

22:02Yes?

22:03Two men who don't want the other to see their bald spots.

22:06Hey.

22:07Hey.

22:08Rick.

22:09I know you're coming over real quick.

22:10I just got to pick up my kid.

22:11Yeah, me too.

22:12Is your kid over there?

22:13Yeah, he's over here.

22:14You got a kid too?

22:15Yeah.

22:16He's actually ahead of your kid, so I'm just gonna...

22:17Oh, go for it.

22:18Hey man, what's going on?

22:19Go, go for it.

22:21Got your backpack?

22:21Cool.

22:22Hey, what's going on with you today?

22:23We're actually gonna go to the zoo.

22:25Oh, cool.

22:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:27Hey, what's up, kid?

22:28What's up, kid?

22:29That's so funny.

22:30We're going to the botanical gardens.

22:31Dad, I attached a bunch of mirrors

22:33to the bottom side of drones.

22:34No!

22:36Darius, Darius, don't do it, Darius.

22:39Don't do it, he can't see it.

22:40No!

22:42My drone.

22:44Oh!

22:45No, no!

22:46Nuh-uh!

22:47I saw, I saw.

22:48There's a reflective part?

22:49Yo, I saw your reflection, I saw you.

22:51There's a reflection.

22:52I saw a reflection.

22:53I don't have it!

22:54I don't have it, no!

22:56Is this the guy?

22:57Yeah.

22:59Look, look right at it.

23:00Look at it.

23:01Oh, my God!

23:02I can see all of it.

23:04Please!

23:05Did he hire this guy?

23:07I think so.

23:07Two points that have shaved it all off to zero

23:10and never felt better.

23:12Zach!

23:13Sam!

23:13Brennan!

23:14Sam!

23:15A hero's time travel fixed everything,

23:18but he's no longer six feet tall.

23:20Boom!

23:23Boom!

23:24Boom-ba-ba-boom!

23:25Boom-ba-boom!

23:26Boom-ba-boom-boom!

23:27You've done it.

23:28You've saved us all.

23:30You went into the past!

23:31The far future fixed everything.

23:34Look, you're as tall as me now.

23:35That's incredible.

23:36Wait.

23:37I'm only 5'4".

23:38Yes.

23:39You were.

23:40Yes.

23:41We've stopped the plague that...

23:43Yes.

23:44By traveling through the different timelines,

23:45you have managed to get a future

23:47where all of our peoples are free.

23:49The shadow...

23:50The house tall am I?

23:52Well, you're 5'4",

23:53but all the shadow sorcerers have been...

23:55No!

23:56No!

23:57Hey!

23:58Hey, man!

23:59Hey!

24:00It's not that bad!

24:01Listen!

24:02Hey, man!

24:03Hey, man!

24:04Hey, man!

24:05No!

24:06This is actually somehow even better.

24:09Do not go back again.

24:11Stop going a little coward!

24:12You're 4 1⁄2 feet tall.

24:14So I need you to just fucking be okay with this.

24:17All right?

24:18Yeah, I...

24:19I...

24:20No, God damn it!

24:21No!

24:22Damien!

24:23Damien, look!

24:24There he is!

24:25All right.

24:26Look, man.

24:27No!

24:28Lots of people are into shorter guys.

24:31Man!

24:32I...

24:36Relate.

24:37Let's say 5'11 and a half a better points for you both.

24:40That is the real height of a lot of people who are 6 feet tall.

24:43Round up.

24:44The last prompt of round two.

24:46Brennan!

24:47It went too fast.

24:48And Josh!

24:49One of these lines is definitely the name of the movie.

24:54Hey!

24:55Good to see you, man.

24:56So good.

24:57Oh, my gosh.

24:58You kiddo graduated.

24:59I feel like just yesterday he was in preschool.

25:01And now...

25:03It's just a memory of a dream.

25:06I know that feeling, too.

25:08When I met my wife and I said,

25:10Did you go to college?

25:11Be straight with me.

25:12And she said,

25:13I'm just a woman under the...

25:15Academic influence.

25:18Hey, man.

25:19I just...

25:20Sometimes when we're talking...

25:21Like...

25:22I feel like we have...

25:24A failure to connect.

25:27You know what I mean?

25:28Like...

25:29I just feel like there are moments where we're not...

25:31Really...

25:32I don't know.

25:33Two men under the influence?

25:36You keep saying under the influence?

25:37Of drugs?

25:38Of alcohol?

25:39Absolutely, dog.

25:40Check it out.

25:41Maybe you'll go for a...

25:44Magic carpet ride.

25:46Part two.

25:47The resurrection.

25:50Wow.

25:51Pure paint thinner.

25:53Bye-bye.

25:56Anyone here driving the big, pink, silly car?

26:00We're just two guys who are under the influence.

26:02We don't want to get...

26:03We don't want to get in trouble.

26:04Hold on.

26:05Listen.

26:06Marley and me have to go pretty soon.

26:08And also...

26:09Batman's here.

26:11Oh, I'm so glad I cut it off when I did it.

26:12I was like, do we do real ones?

26:15That brings us to our third and final minigame.

26:19This is a minigame that we like to call...

26:21Hollywood Ho.

26:22How this works as players, I am going to turn to you for names of movies.

26:28If I like a movie title that I've heard, I will ask you for the logline of that movie.

26:34If I like the logline of that movie, I will then ask you to enact a scene from that movie.

26:39Oh.

26:40Wow.

26:41Okay.

26:42Away...

26:43We...

26:44Go!

26:45Hollywood!

26:46Hollywood!

26:47Hollywood!

26:48Ho!

26:49S!

26:50Somebody stop me!

26:52Snakes!

26:53Too many!

26:54What happens when a person that works in a library and has a lot of comma-based Dewey Decimal references

27:00is transported into the plot of Snakes on a Plane?

27:03Let's see it!

27:04Let's see it!

27:09Can you guys mind?

27:10I'm...

27:11I'm...

27:12I'm...

27:13Hey!

27:14Hollywood!

27:15Hollywood!

27:16Hollywood!

27:17Hollywood!

27:18Ho!

27:19G!

27:20Gabagool, the Betty Spaghetti story.

27:22Greta Garbo shoots a bunch of machine guns.

27:24Ghost, but different.

27:26Good...

27:27Morning...

27:28Gordon.

27:29What happens when a guy named Gordon is suddenly transported into Vietnam?

27:36Let's see it!

27:37We're gonna be some kind of way outta here!

27:39I ain't no fortunate, son!

27:41Oh!

27:42Oh, my guts!

27:43My guts!

27:44His guts have fell out!

27:45Hey, Lieutenant!

27:46What's your name, son?

27:47Gordon.

27:48Gordon, what are you doing here?

27:49I don't know.

27:50I just...

27:51I woke up right there.

27:52You're wearing a really modern watch.

27:53Yeah, yeah.

27:54It's an Apple Watch.

27:55God, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

27:56What are you, a future man?

27:57He's an Apple Watch, sir.

27:58You better get out there and win the Vietnam War for America.

27:59Hollywood!

28:00Hollywood!

28:01Hollywood!

28:02Hollywood!

28:03Hollywood!

28:04Ho!

28:05Q!

28:06Quinn?

28:07You don't know what you're talking about.

28:08Questions and answers.

28:09What do you do when you are a popular Manosphere podcast host?

28:13Who gets turned into a bug?

28:14Let's go!

28:15Let's go!

28:16Let's go!

28:17Let's go!

28:18Let's go!

28:19Let's go!

28:20Let's go!

28:21Let's go!

28:22Let's go!

28:23Let's go!

28:24Let's go!

28:25Let's go!

28:26Let's go!

28:27Let's go!

28:28Let's go!

28:29Seth, you're on the air, dude.

28:30Oh, shit!

28:31He's a bug!

28:32What are we gonna do?

28:33Wait a minute.

28:34This could work.

28:35Get out there and sell those boner pills.

28:36You know.

28:39Listenership is through the fucking roof.

28:42Keep going.

28:43Does your little tiny barb ever come off inside of another bug?

28:49Holy shit, these numbers are crazy.

28:51Viewers are saying that their little tiny barbs are coming off all the time.

28:55The little male bug loneliness epidemic.

28:59Hollywood!

29:00Hollywood!

29:01Hollywood!

29:02Hollywood!

29:03O!

29:04B!

29:05Best and the rest.

29:06Beth and the rest.

29:07Z!

29:08Z!

29:09Damn it!

29:10Zebra!

29:11Zach!

29:13What happens when a guy named Zach wakes up and realizes no one knows his name?

29:19Let's see it!

29:20There must be some kind of way out of here!

29:23Hey, soldier!

29:24Soldier!

29:25What's your name?

29:26I'm Zach, but am I in Vietnam?

29:27God, I love the smell of napalm in this morning.

29:29Hey, shit, it's an Apple Watch.

29:30What's your name again?

29:31My name is Zach.

29:32We were expecting Gordon, but you'd better win this war for the United States of America.

29:37Is that Greta Garbo just mowing?

29:41Whoa, whoa!

29:42I have to keep coming back so that I can be tall again!

29:48And that is a minigame.

29:51Wow.

29:52Oh, brother.

29:55That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.

30:01My hands are holding three.

30:02First up, players, it's a round robin prompt.

30:05New Oreo flavors.

30:07Gravy.

30:08White gravy.

30:09Heavy.

30:10Dusk.

30:11Local pollen.

30:12Watermelon margarita.

30:13Zyrtec.

30:14Apple Garcia.

30:15Nineteen dollar strawberry.

30:17Coke Zero.

30:18Rotisserie chicken double stuffed.

30:20Garlic and herb.

30:21Hot honey.

30:22Gal dente.

30:23Chef Boyard Garbo.

30:26One gravy flavor point for you.

30:29Second to last prompt of our entire game.

30:32Wait, what?

30:33Josh.

30:34Zach.

30:35Brennan.

30:36Yes.

30:37Nosferatu.

30:38Count Chocula and Edward from Twilight.

30:41Haven't seen it.

30:42Haven't eaten it.

30:45I am excited to see you, Count Chocula and Edward from the street.

30:52From this shared reality that we are.

30:55I love how we are a poker knight.

30:58As you are aware, I am Count Orlok.

31:01Yeah.

31:02I'm pretty sure.

31:03Obviously, I sound different in the commercials, but I am Count Chocula.

31:07If I can call you Chuck, can you do your commercial voice?

31:10Like when you're kind of honored?

31:11Wow.

31:12I, uh...

31:13I don't know.

31:14It would be an honor.

31:15It would be an honor.

31:16Hey, welcome.

31:17Welcome to Count Chocula land.

31:19I don't know.

31:20I kind of don't want to.

31:21No, no, no.

31:22That was good.

31:23That was good.

31:24So, have you guys heard from Dracula?

31:26He's not returning my texts.

31:28No.

31:29He's got off the grid.

31:30Absolute radio silence.

31:31I'm kind of veering into strong pants.

31:36It's the cheat.

31:37Wait.

31:38It's the cheat.

31:41I'm going to suck the cheat's blood.

31:43Yes.

31:44We should go all of us and eat the cheat.

31:46Okay.

31:47Yeah.

31:48I'm kind of into glitter, but I'll go with you.

31:50What do you mean you're kind of into glitter?

31:56I think our Gen Z fans are going to love the Homestar Runner reference.

32:01Three points I formally invite you three in for.

32:04Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.

32:09Josh.

32:10Yes.

32:11Zach.

32:12Brennan.

32:13Yes.

32:14The wise men realize they all got Jesus the same gift.

32:23Look.

32:24A manger.

32:25But a child.

32:26He's born.

32:27So, yeah.

32:28Let's give him our gift.

32:30I, from far lands, having followed the star that presaged the birth of our Savior,

32:37I got you a little baby onesie that says, who's the baby?

32:41I, too, got the baby a little onesie.

32:47What did you get?

32:48I hate to bring this up, guys.

32:50What did you get?

32:51I also got a little baby onesie.

32:53Oh, fuck.

32:54Fuck.

32:55Shit ass.

32:56This is so fucking dumb.

32:59We'll be so...

33:00Everyone split up and get another gift.

33:01Oh, yeah.

33:02Let's meet back here.

33:03We'll be back here in a few years.

33:04We'll go back to our kingdoms.

33:05I'll see you guys back there.

33:06We three kings are splitting up.

33:07One, two, three.

33:08We three kings are splitting up.

33:10Oh, you guys are looking great.

33:11Yeah, you too.

33:12Wow.

33:13Well, you're seven years old now.

33:14One day, you'll die.

33:15But the important thing is we got you an Apple Watch.

33:31You can legally drink.

33:32Which is why we got you paint thinner.

33:36Paint thinner, babe.

33:37You want to get fucked up and smell this shit?

33:38Hey, you ever want to get drunk with three kings and go absolutely just fucking wild?

33:43What's that?

33:44What's that?

33:45You can turn water into wine?

33:46Let's say 23 points with a 30-day return window to you all.

33:50I love that guy.

33:5130 days.

33:52Which brings us to the end of our game, our winner this eve.

33:57Zack Oyama.

33:58Oh, Oyama.

33:59Zack, you are the winner.

34:00Oh, Oyama.

34:01Oh, Oyama.

34:02Zack, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.

34:03Hear that?

34:04I didn't think so.

34:05I didn't think so.

34:06You can turn water into wine.

34:07You can turn water into wine.

34:08You can turn water into wine.

34:09You can turn water into wine.

34:10You can turn water into wine.

34:11You can turn water into wine.

34:12Let's say 23 points with a 30-day return window to you all.

34:13I love that guy.

34:1430 days.

34:15Which brings us to the end of our game.

34:17Our winner this eve.

34:22Zack Oyama.

34:23Oh, Oyama.

34:24Zack, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.

34:29Hear that?

34:30I didn't think so.

34:32That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.

34:34Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.

34:37I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.

34:40Good night.

34:59I'm Sam Reich.

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35:01I'm Sam Reich.

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