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The Celebrity Traitors S01E09 2025
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00:00:00What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:00:04I've been going around snooping.
00:00:07This is life or death, isn't it?
00:00:1019 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
00:00:14to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:17Let the games commence.
00:00:19Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:00:20All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:27One by one, the faithful have fallen.
00:00:30By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:34Oh, my God!
00:00:35And with only one traitor caught along the way...
00:00:38I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:00:41To the traitors!
00:00:44A deadly dinner party...
00:00:46You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.
00:00:50Parting is such sweet sorrow, senior.
00:00:53And the penultimate round table...
00:00:56Kate.
00:00:57Kate.
00:00:57...sealed the fate of the final five.
00:01:01Oh, jeez!
00:01:03But with suspicion still circulating...
00:01:05I'm pretty sure...
00:01:07...that Cat is a traitor.
00:01:08I am a favourite.
00:01:11Yeah, I'm not having it.
00:01:12Have the traitors done enough to take the win?
00:01:15If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.
00:01:17Yeah.
00:01:17Traitors for life, yeah?
00:01:18Or will the remaining faithful hunt them down?
00:01:22I think that Cat and Alan are traitors.
00:01:27I'm coming for you.
00:01:28This is the celebrity traitors.
00:01:31It's the final morning and with no murder last night...
00:01:36...all five players will be heading to the castle for one last breakfast.
00:01:53Cos it's a bittersweet symphony that's life.
00:02:08Am I the first in?
00:02:09Ah, no-one else is here.
00:02:14I feel really good.
00:02:18I can't believe that I'm faithful and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:02:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:02:25It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:02:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:02:34Shield!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:02:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:02:40But I'm still here.
00:02:42I have loved it.
00:02:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:02:47I can't believe it.
00:02:48But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:02:52How's Nick done that?
00:02:54However, because this is the last day, I think you have to speak up.
00:02:57You can't sit back now.
00:03:00My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:03:04And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:03:06I really want to win now.
00:03:12Come in!
00:03:14Who is it?
00:03:15Hey, Kat.
00:03:15Hello.
00:03:16How are you?
00:03:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:03:18Just looking at the painting board and just seeing how mad it is, how many people have gone.
00:03:24It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:03:31I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:03:35You're not a traitor.
00:03:35No, I don't think you are.
00:03:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:03:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:03:41I do struggle with socialising.
00:03:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:03:48It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:03:52I'd like to speak.
00:03:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:03:55I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:03:58I'm not happy with you.
00:04:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:04:01You're okay.
00:04:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:04:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:04:07Two Traitors in the Final.
00:04:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:04:11Traitors for life.
00:04:13I've come a very long way.
00:04:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:04:17We're in the Final.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:20It's been quite a journey.
00:04:22Hello, hello, hello.
00:04:23Hello, Alan.
00:04:25Look at that outfit.
00:04:28I love this.
00:04:29See the shoes?
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:32With clasps on.
00:04:33Oh, my God.
00:04:34I'm in the Final.
00:04:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:04:39It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:04:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:04:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:04:47I'll see you up there.
00:04:48Oh, God.
00:04:49Please.
00:04:50I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:04:54You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:04:55No.
00:04:56I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:05:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:05:03I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:05:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:05:10I would have killed her off.
00:05:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:05:16I've got you.
00:05:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:05:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:05:23You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:05:29It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:05:32I am a faithful.
00:05:33My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:05:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:05:45It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:05:48It really is.
00:05:49Wonderful, infuriating.
00:05:51It's been everything.
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53It's been everything.
00:05:54It's been absolutely everything.
00:05:55Come in.
00:05:56Hello.
00:05:57Yes.
00:05:58Hello.
00:05:59Hi, Joe.
00:06:00Did you ever think...
00:06:01What, in general?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03I have thoughts.
00:06:04Yes.
00:06:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:06:06OK.
00:06:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:06:09Not in a million years.
00:06:10None of us did.
00:06:11None of us did.
00:06:12It is good.
00:06:13None of us did.
00:06:14It is good.
00:06:15How cool is it?
00:06:16Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:06:21I'm knackered but I have a shield.
00:06:23Let alone get to the final.
00:06:26Give it some.
00:06:27Yeah!
00:06:28Don't get up!
00:06:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:06:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:06:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:06:39Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:06:42I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:46Being the ringleader of the first traitor banishment.
00:06:49I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:06:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:06:55To the traitors!
00:06:57Yeah!
00:06:59I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:07:04I miss you, mate.
00:07:07I trust you implicitly.
00:07:08Likewise.
00:07:09Being in the traitors final is way more stressful than playing for England.
00:07:14Yay!
00:07:16My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:07:21But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:07:24I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:07:29I can't stop!
00:07:30All bets are off.
00:07:31I want to win it.
00:07:33Just got to work out how.
00:07:36But we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:07:37We should!
00:07:38I am buzzing!
00:07:40Come in, David!
00:07:43Oh, yeah!
00:07:44Surprise, surprise!
00:07:45Surprise, surprise!
00:07:46Hello!
00:07:47I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:07:51Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:07:55Never thought I'd survive the chests of chance.
00:07:58And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:08:00I've put down Nico.
00:08:02I'm a faithful.
00:08:03I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:08:07I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:08:11Steven.
00:08:12A faithful.
00:08:15To be on the missions.
00:08:16It's one thing watching this on TV.
00:08:18It is a totally different thing living this game.
00:08:21Mind your feet!
00:08:22My strategy of trying to look for behaviours hasn't got me anywhere.
00:08:27I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:08:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people.
00:08:33That we've built real friendships here.
00:08:35I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:08:39If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:08:43But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:08:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:08:48I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:08:54Oh, we have to.
00:08:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:09:07Hi, Claudia!
00:09:08Hello!
00:09:09Hello!
00:09:10Hello!
00:09:11It's your final breakfast.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:09:18Yes!
00:09:19And the final five.
00:09:21We started with 19 players.
00:09:24And it's you.
00:09:26Well done.
00:09:27You've absolutely smashed it.
00:09:29Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:09:33So, today, question everything and everyone.
00:09:39But first, a mission.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42And it's a big one.
00:09:43And one more thing.
00:09:44Oh, no.
00:09:45Sorry.
00:09:46I lost my train of thought.
00:09:48Oh, my train!
00:09:50Oh, no!
00:09:51Has she said that wrong?
00:09:53Isn't it trail of thought?
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Train of thought.
00:09:57I lost my train of thought.
00:09:58Do you think it was trail, Joe?
00:10:00Oh, no!
00:10:01Oh, no!
00:10:02Oh, no!
00:10:03Oh, no!
00:10:04Right, can we go outside?
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Library?
00:10:07If you want, yeah.
00:10:11I'm really going to miss this view.
00:10:13It's gorgeous.
00:10:14What an experience.
00:10:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:10:25Mm-hmm.
00:10:26I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:10:28I'm suspicious of you.
00:10:29I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:10:30Everybody.
00:10:31We have to be.
00:10:32Yeah, we have to.
00:10:33Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:10:34Or two of us.
00:10:37Kat got some heat from Nick last night and obviously our strategy has to change.
00:10:45Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:10:52I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:10:57Before we enter endgame...
00:10:59There's a banish...
00:11:00There's a round table.
00:11:01There is a banishment.
00:11:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:11:07Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David because I think they will.
00:11:12Option one, I could go for David and then David's gone.
00:11:16But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:11:20The other option to that is actually we get round David today to say this is what we're thinking.
00:11:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:11:30There's different scenarios we have.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34But ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:11:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:11:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:11:46But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla is a faithful.
00:11:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:11:56Hello.
00:11:57I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:01I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:12:05Mm.
00:12:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:12:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:12:11She's, you know, who takes them down to court.
00:12:13Yeah, I know.
00:12:14I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:12:16So then there's four of us left.
00:12:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:12:20I forgot about the round table.
00:12:22I know, yeah.
00:12:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:12:25Well, let me know.
00:12:26If I'm not there at the seat at the round table, come and find me in the castle.
00:12:31It's time for the final mission.
00:12:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot for the winner's chosen charity.
00:12:44Final mission!
00:12:46Come on!
00:12:54I'm hoping it's like a steam train, because I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 2.42 from Inverness.
00:13:00I want the full shebang.
00:13:02I'm more certain of you being faithful than I am.
00:13:05You are of yourself.
00:13:06I don't think you can do that.
00:13:12This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:13:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:13:18Absolutely.
00:13:22Oh, my.
00:13:23What's going on here?
00:13:24Hang on.
00:13:29Oh, that's the train station.
00:13:30Hi!
00:13:31Hello!
00:13:32Hi!
00:13:33Hi!
00:13:34Hi!
00:13:35Hi!
00:13:36Hi!
00:13:37Hi!
00:13:38Hi!
00:13:39Hi!
00:13:40Hi!
00:13:41Welcome to your final mission.
00:13:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:14:00If you are successful today, you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:14:09Oh, wow.
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:11Wow.
00:14:12Wow.
00:14:13Wow.
00:14:14Wow.
00:14:15Wow.
00:14:16Wow.
00:14:17Wow.
00:14:18Wow.
00:14:19Wow.
00:14:21Wow.
00:14:22I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:14:27I felt like I was transported back in time.
00:14:35That is excellent timing.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Players, this is the traitor's express.
00:14:43An express is the right word to use, because to be successful in today's mission,
00:14:49you are going to have to be fast.
00:14:53Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:14:57There are five carriages.
00:14:59In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:15:04Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:15:10In each carriage, there is a key.
00:15:14Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:15:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:15:25Whoa.
00:15:26So you have to find the keys, unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:15:33In those crates, there's gold.
00:15:36That's lovely.
00:15:37There is also explosives.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:41When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train and come to me before the crates explode.
00:15:53Oh, my God.
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my God, Claudia.
00:15:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:16:00Yes, yes.
00:16:01Yes, yes.
00:16:02OK, I've always wanted to say this.
00:16:04All aboard.
00:16:05OK.
00:16:06Oh, my goodness.
00:16:07Good luck.
00:16:08There's no other options to commute.
00:16:09You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:16:10All right, OK.
00:16:11Oh!
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:14Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:16:18Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:16:23There's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:16:32The murdered?
00:16:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:16:34Here we go.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36Look at this.
00:16:37So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:38Key.
00:16:39So, there's portraits.
00:16:40Oh, it's Joe.
00:16:42We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:16:47Little R.I.P. signs.
00:16:49Why is there a hole in Lucy?
00:16:53So, we're looking for a key.
00:16:54Oh, key.
00:16:55You found it?
00:16:56It's in it.
00:16:57It's a combination.
00:16:58There must be a code.
00:16:59What's the code leg?
00:17:00Five.
00:17:01C, the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:17:05Celia.
00:17:06Is it Celia?
00:17:07Do you spell her name?
00:17:08Maybe.
00:17:09Yeah, Celia.
00:17:10Oh, there's no C.
00:17:11Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:17:13Hang on.
00:17:14R.I.P.
00:17:15R.I.P.
00:17:16R.I.P.
00:17:17R.I.P.
00:17:18R.I.P.
00:17:19R.I.P.
00:17:20Two minutes have gone already.
00:17:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:17:23It took us forever.
00:17:27Oh, hang on.
00:17:28R.I.P.
00:17:29R.I.P.
00:17:30R.I.P.
00:17:31R.I.P.
00:17:32R.I.P.
00:17:33R.I.P.
00:17:34R.I.P.
00:17:35R.I.P.
00:17:36It was not a good start for us.
00:17:37We can't fail on the first one.
00:17:39We were just really struggling to work out what the code was.
00:17:42R.I.P.
00:17:43It's three letters.
00:17:45R.
00:17:46R.I.P.
00:17:47R.I.P.
00:17:48R.I.P.
00:17:49R-I-P-C-I. Peace. Peace. All right. Shut up.
00:17:53No, no, no.
00:17:57Hang on. Look at where the rips are.
00:18:00There were slight rips in the pictures, and I went, oh, R-I-P.
00:18:06R-I-P. Rip. Tear.
00:18:08Oh, tear. Tear under tear.
00:18:10Oh, yes. Oh, good. Excellent.
00:18:13He scrabbled at each of the paintings, and behind them were a series of letters.
00:18:19Oh, my God. Of course. Rip.
00:18:22There's an E on that one. D.
00:18:24What's that one? T. Is it death? D-E-A-T-H.
00:18:28Yes, maybe. Yeah, try it.
00:18:30This is an H. That's an A and an H.
00:18:31It's definitely death. Push it. Pull it.
00:18:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:35Put it in your pouch. Put it in my pouch.
00:18:38Put it in your pouch. It's in my pouch.
00:18:43Okay, the banished. The banished.
00:18:47Okay, you can do this, but time is running out.
00:18:49Right, we've got to speed up, guys. We've got to speed up.
00:18:51Okay, look, look, here we go. Tameka.
00:18:53Jonathan.
00:18:54Tameka, Kate, Alan.
00:18:55Oh, wow, it's our actual ones.
00:18:58Carriage 2, everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd use at the round tables.
00:19:03Oh, right, where's the key?
00:19:04Number of votes for the banished.
00:19:05The number of votes for the banished.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08Okay, right.
00:19:09Oh, hang on. Let's count them.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:11So, someone pick a name.
00:19:12Tameka.
00:19:13Right, I've got all the Jonathans.
00:19:15It was another combination lock.
00:19:16We had to put in the number of votes for the banished.
00:19:19So, Jonathan, Tameka.
00:19:21You've got Mark?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23There's Mark.
00:19:24Oh, God, there's loads here.
00:19:25Quicker, quicker.
00:19:26Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.
00:19:27We'd wasted a lot of time, so it was a race against the clock.
00:19:33One, two, three, four.
00:19:36I was going up and looking high on the racks to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:19:3957, 58.
00:19:41Another one for Claire, 58.
00:19:43I think it must be 58.
00:19:44Let's just check all the ones we've got to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:19:46Yeah, I think it must be 58.
00:19:47I've put 0,58.
00:19:48It's not 58.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50You're joking, mate.
00:19:51We tried 58 originally, but it was wrong.
00:19:54The lock wouldn't open.
00:19:56Anymore.
00:19:56And we had a recount.
00:19:58Ah, I've got it.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:01Yay.
00:20:01Let's go.
00:20:02Finally, 61 worked.
00:20:04It was such a relief because we haven't got much time left.
00:20:07Are we ready?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14No!
00:20:14No!
00:20:15I'm dying!
00:20:19Open the door.
00:20:20Nearly lose control of my bowels.
00:20:22Ha, ha!
00:20:23Not a chance!
00:20:25Oh, my God!
00:20:26No way!
00:20:27OK, quick, find the key.
00:20:32I did not see that coming.
00:20:35We were outside.
00:20:36I could see cows.
00:20:37I could see a river.
00:20:38Where's the key?
00:20:40Hang on, we've got to undo the chain.
00:20:42Right, OK.
00:20:43Where's it tied to?
00:20:44In front of us were two coffins with chains wrapped around them,
00:20:49and we had to get the key that was inside.
00:20:52Where's the start?
00:20:54If Paloma's in here, that's a really good sport.
00:20:56Hang on, I've got it here.
00:20:58Well done, well done.
00:20:58It's all one chain.
00:20:59Yeah, it's all one chain.
00:21:01Unwrap it that way.
00:21:03We had to unchain these coffins.
00:21:06Well done, though.
00:21:07I say we.
00:21:09Joe Marla mainly unchained the coffins.
00:21:12He was like the strongest man alive.
00:21:14So lift it up.
00:21:15No!
00:21:16No, OK.
00:21:17Undo that bit.
00:21:18I led a little bit here because I was happy to lose a finger.
00:21:24Are we opening it up?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:26Oh, what's in there?
00:21:29Well, the things that are...
00:21:30The funeral.
00:21:31Lucy.
00:21:32Lucy and the Apollo.
00:21:34Oh, right, where's the key?
00:21:35Hang on, we've got to open that one.
00:21:37Open the next coffin, come on.
00:21:39Can we have a time check, please?
00:21:41Six minutes left.
00:21:43Six minutes left.
00:21:45Six minutes left.
00:21:46Six minutes.
00:21:47Hang on.
00:21:47We had wasted so much time in carriage one, and I was thinking we're never going to do this.
00:21:53Pull.
00:21:53Let's see if that opens.
00:21:57Pull that one.
00:21:58Do you see if we can get it open?
00:22:01It's a screw.
00:22:02Hang on.
00:22:03Come on.
00:22:04Ah.
00:22:05Hang on.
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:07Put it in me bum bag.
00:22:08Put it in me bum bag.
00:22:09Hang on.
00:22:10We ain't got time for you bum bag.
00:22:15What's this?
00:22:16What are we looking for?
00:22:17Just a key.
00:22:18I guess it's just a mad scrabble.
00:22:20What are we doing?
00:22:21Just have a look.
00:22:22All right.
00:22:23Shut up.
00:22:23I'm only here.
00:22:24The fourth carriage, there was just sort of like big barrels of coal.
00:22:27We're looking for keys, yeah?
00:22:28We just had to simply dig and try and find that key.
00:22:34Oh, here we go.
00:22:38Oh, Nick!
00:22:39It's not me!
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:42Oh, Nick, you keep doing it!
00:22:45It's the wind.
00:22:45Ah!
00:22:46Sorry, Nick.
00:22:46Me!
00:22:47I'm going to hold it up with my head.
00:22:49Players, you've got three minutes left.
00:22:51Three minutes to go, guys.
00:22:53Come on!
00:22:53When we found out we had three minutes left, it was half panic, half adrenaline.
00:22:58We were so close, and then obviously we had the threat of the explosion.
00:23:02We've got to get the money!
00:23:03Yeah, yeah, we need to get the money!
00:23:04Let's go!
00:23:05The clock was ticking.
00:23:07We did think, shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys and forget about the four?
00:23:13Can I get in here?
00:23:15Come on.
00:23:15Nick was determined to find that key.
00:23:17He fully got in the crate.
00:23:19It was like a cat litter.
00:23:20Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it!
00:23:21We've got it!
00:23:22Let's go!
00:23:22We've got the key!
00:23:23Let's go!
00:23:23Come on, come on, get it.
00:23:25Get it!
00:23:26Players, one minute left.
00:23:28You're nearing the end of the line.
00:23:30One minute left.
00:23:31Come on!
00:23:32Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, quick!
00:23:34What numbers are they?
00:23:35Alan, Alan, just give us numbers.
00:23:36What's number?
00:23:36I've got three in my bag!
00:23:38This is number one.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:415,000, 5,000, 5,000, 5,000.
00:23:45The train is here.
00:23:4820,000 pounds.
00:23:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:50At that point, we had less than 30 seconds.
00:23:54It's going to blow!
00:23:55Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:23:56It's going to blow!
00:23:57Up to me!
00:23:59Let's go.
00:23:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:24:00Come on!
00:24:01It's going to blow!
00:24:02Get out!
00:24:03I'm running out!
00:24:03Come on!
00:24:04Come on!
00:24:05It's going to blow!
00:24:07Wee!
00:24:07It's going to blow!
00:24:38Yes!
00:24:40Guys, you did it!
00:24:42Yes!
00:24:42Yes!
00:24:43I can't believe it!
00:24:44How did you find it?
00:24:45Amazing.
00:24:46Oh, it's the best.
00:24:47It was amazing.
00:24:48You work beautifully as a team.
00:24:50You have added 20,000 pounds to the prize fund.
00:24:54So your total is 87,500 pounds.
00:25:00Amazing.
00:25:01Congratulations.
00:25:02So what day?
00:25:04Here's the thing.
00:25:05Hasn't really begun.
00:25:08Because up next is your final round table.
00:25:12I will see you at the castle, but congratulations.
00:25:14You just jumped off a train.
00:25:16I know.
00:25:17And then it exploded.
00:25:18I know.
00:25:19Please get in your rides.
00:25:21What a final mission.
00:25:32To our last round table tonight.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I'd love to know where David's head is at.
00:25:36You find out where David's head's at, and I'll find out where Kat and Alan are at.
00:25:42I'm dreading the round table because I think it's going to be intense.
00:25:45I don't know if I'm prepared for how intense it's going to be.
00:25:48But not like the others, because we won't know.
00:25:49Oh, so no one will have their speech to say, guys, you've really got egg on your face.
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:55Well, exactly.
00:25:55We won't know.
00:25:56What a mission, eh?
00:26:06That was just crazy.
00:26:08I'm so proud of you, Joe, with those chains.
00:26:10Honestly, you were so good.
00:26:11I know.
00:26:12But you yanked them.
00:26:13I am weirdly quite hungry.
00:26:15Oh, look.
00:26:16Dumplings.
00:26:17Well, this reminds me of school dinners.
00:26:19Please, sir, can I have some more?
00:26:23Were you around when Charles Dickens was around?
00:26:28Don't choke.
00:26:34David.
00:26:36Yes?
00:26:37I'm not as loud as you think I am.
00:26:39You are.
00:26:40I love Kat.
00:26:41Last night in the turret, we made a pinky promise.
00:26:44We're going to look after each other, and we're not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:49Hello, Joe Marla.
00:26:51As long as Joe thinks me and Kat are faithfuls, we can get rid of David, we can get rid of Nick.
00:26:58Just stick with Joe, because Joe trusts us.
00:27:01I've just got to hope everything goes to plan.
00:27:06How are you feeling about tonight?
00:27:10I feel clueless.
00:27:11The thing I wonder is whether people who voted for Jonathan early on, that that was part of a camouflage.
00:27:19Well, that would be Joe.
00:27:23Alan would be a complete guess.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27It's amazing there's been so little suggestion that Alan...
00:27:30Mm.
00:27:31And it's weird, because then, it's like, oh, well, maybe that's a clue, but...
00:27:35I have a question mark over Alan, but I'm going to vote for Kat, because I voted for her yesterday, and there's been a couple of things.
00:27:40I have suspected Kat before.
00:27:42Yeah, so, I've come around the houses.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:45And I've thought about everybody, I have thought about Kat as well.
00:27:49Are you a faithful, David?
00:27:50I promise you, I'll be faithful.
00:27:52I always have been.
00:27:56Really?
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57Promise me.
00:27:58I promise you, absolutely.
00:28:00My presumption is that Kat and probably Alan will vote for me.
00:28:05So, given all other strategies have failed, I think I've got to make an alliance with Nick.
00:28:11If Nick and I vote for Kat, then the deciding vote will be with Joe Marla, which will be revealing one way or another.
00:28:21What we're doing at the round table...
00:28:23I thought we already knew what we were doing.
00:28:25The last time we spoke...
00:28:27David.
00:28:28David.
00:28:29You know, Jonathan's name came up again and again and again, and then when we finally banished him, we were like, why didn't we do this sooner?
00:28:36I know, David's name has come up again and again.
00:28:39Again, there is something, there's something that's making everyone think suspicious.
00:28:45If we're all in agreement, my maths works this out.
00:28:48Three beats two, doesn't it?
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:50Regardless of if, even if they both ganged up and went with one.
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:54Poor old Kat.
00:28:55It's irrelevant.
00:28:56It's irrelevant who David goes for.
00:28:58Yeah, yeah.
00:28:59He could go for me, he could go for you.
00:29:01Let's stick together.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03My thoughts are still very much that Kat and Alan are the traitors,
00:29:08but I've just formed this pact that we were going to banish David.
00:29:13It's risky, I know, and it could backfire, but I need to keep Alan and Kat on side so they don't see it coming.
00:29:20And then we pull the rug from under their feet.
00:29:23Do you want any chocolate brought out?
00:29:25Oh, yeah, go get me like a little bowl of Maltesers.
00:29:27Okay, fine.
00:29:28Maybe a fizzy.
00:29:29Oh, okay, I'll get a tray as well, shall I?
00:29:31Shall I put my penny on?
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:33Okay.
00:29:34I know.
00:29:35This is the face.
00:29:36I feel bad for him, but listen, he's not going to change his mind.
00:29:40We have to stay thick as thieves with him.
00:29:43Yeah, it's what we do.
00:29:44David first.
00:29:44David first.
00:29:45Then Nick.
00:29:46Don't throw me under the bus.
00:29:47I'm not throwing you under the bus.
00:29:48Pinky promise, we said in the turret.
00:29:49We're winning it together.
00:29:50Yeah, please.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:51I'll be so disappointed in you.
00:29:54I don't think Joe is changing his mind.
00:29:56If it goes to plan, we're laughing.
00:29:58Exactly.
00:29:58The end is in sight.
00:30:00Joe seems like he's on board with voting for David.
00:30:03The ideal scenario, we banish David, then banish Nick, then end the game.
00:30:08Me and Alan, we've done so much together.
00:30:10It could be a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up.
00:30:17Are you?
00:30:19Are you?
00:30:20Coming to the tree
00:30:22They strung up a man
00:30:25They say who murdered three
00:30:28Strange things did happen here
00:30:31No stranger would it be
00:30:33If we met at midnight
00:30:36Night in the hanging tree
00:30:3819 celebrities arrived at this castle
00:30:41To play the ultimate murder mystery game
00:30:44And now we're down to just five
00:30:47Three faithful
00:30:48Three faithful
00:30:48And two traitors
00:30:50They're about to enter the round table
00:30:53For the last time
00:30:55And after this banishment
00:30:56We will have our final four
00:30:59Going into the final round table
00:31:03My only kind of real hope is Nick does what he's told me he's going to do
00:31:10Which is to vote for Kat
00:31:11I've not been very good at convincing myself someone's a faithful and making a pact with them
00:31:16And I may well be a lamb to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players
00:31:21I'm so nervous for this round table
00:31:24I think it's going to be really intense
00:31:26Nick might vote for me again
00:31:28But I'm ready to fight for this
00:31:29I've got my plan
00:31:31I'm hoping that I've done enough to get David out
00:31:34Going into this final round table
00:31:37We've got to get them traitors
00:31:38So the faithful really do need to rally together now
00:31:41I've got a plan
00:31:42Yeah, I've got to hope and pray that I'm right
00:31:44If it goes the way I'm hoping it does
00:31:49Then I get the deciding vote
00:31:51I've got to make a decision on whether to vote David or Kat
00:31:55I don't know
00:31:56I don't know
00:31:57We're at the final round table
00:32:01We've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning
00:32:06But I hate being this cocky
00:32:09I've just got to be so careful
00:32:12Players
00:32:27This is it
00:32:29The final round table
00:32:32It takes real skill and resilience to make it this far
00:32:37So to each and every one of you
00:32:39Well done
00:32:40The final prize fund then
00:32:44It stands at a staggering £87,500
00:32:50Before this night ends
00:32:55One or more of you will be taking that money home to your chosen charity
00:33:00You will also leave with all of the glory
00:33:04Remember, if only faithful remain
00:33:07They share the pot
00:33:09But if there is still a traitor here
00:33:13They take it all
00:33:15A reminder
00:33:17The banished player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful
00:33:23So from now on
00:33:25You are relying only on gut instinct
00:33:29So I ask you this
00:33:32And I really mean it
00:33:34Who can you trust?
00:33:38Who is on your side?
00:33:42Players, for the final time then
00:33:45The floor is yours
00:33:46I feel like we're a little family and this is really hard
00:33:56I know
00:33:57But
00:33:57No
00:33:59We've got to do this
00:34:01Yeah
00:34:02Do we think there's one or two traitors left?
00:34:05What do we think?
00:34:06I think two
00:34:07I think it's definitely two
00:34:09So look, there are so few things anyone can say with certainty
00:34:13But Alan, you know what?
00:34:15I think I realise
00:34:16That I've often felt
00:34:17Especially going to breakfast
00:34:19Like terrified
00:34:20And then this sheer sense of relief
00:34:21And what I often didn't get a sense from you was
00:34:24The sense of relief that you'd survived, maybe
00:34:27And maybe that's possibly arguably true of you, Kat, sometimes
00:34:31That there was never this sort of
00:34:33Like a relief
00:34:33But we've all had
00:34:35Like we're relieved
00:34:36Oh look, because I'm
00:34:37I go straight into who's here
00:34:40Yeah
00:34:41I'm in there
00:34:42And I'm already counting
00:34:44Yeah
00:34:44Before I've seen
00:34:45Yeah
00:34:46What I'm going to have for breakfast
00:34:47I'm like
00:34:47Yeah
00:34:48Oh, yeah
00:34:49Just with you, Alan
00:34:52You know what I'm going to bring up
00:34:54I forgot I had a shield
00:34:56You forgot you had a shield
00:34:57And that just
00:34:58I was like
00:34:58Why has he forgotten he's had a shield?
00:35:01Well, you didn't say you've got a shield
00:35:03He said
00:35:03You'll sleep well tonight
00:35:07And I went
00:35:08What?
00:35:10And he went
00:35:10You've got a shield
00:35:12And I went
00:35:13Yes, I've got a shield
00:35:14You didn't say
00:35:15Have you got a shield?
00:35:16And I went
00:35:16No
00:35:17I don't know what you mean
00:35:19He said
00:35:19You've got a shield
00:35:20And I went
00:35:21No
00:35:21I just didn't know what you were saying
00:35:22Joe
00:35:25As I'm someone who
00:35:27Raised your name
00:35:28Several roundtables ago
00:35:30I found you incredibly
00:35:32Difficult to read
00:35:33Other people have had the same thing
00:35:34You have
00:35:34In a castle full of comedians
00:35:38You've got some of the most amazing comic timing
00:35:40A fantastic sort of deadpan style
00:35:42And that would make a great traitor
00:35:45Somebody who's really, really difficult to read
00:35:48You've been somebody who's been energetic
00:35:51In mentioning names
00:35:53And building narratives
00:35:55Now, the faithful argument is
00:35:58You've played the game well
00:35:59That is what you're supposed to do
00:36:00But the other argument is
00:36:02But the other argument is
00:36:03Is that
00:36:03That's also a good strategy
00:36:05If you were a traitor
00:36:06To start building momentum
00:36:08Against individuals
00:36:09I think the traitors have probably
00:36:14Kept me in the game
00:36:15Because so many people have gone
00:36:17He's quite hard to read, isn't he?
00:36:19Yes, at the start
00:36:20I was very guarded
00:36:22Maybe harder to read
00:36:23The closer I've got in
00:36:24And the more I've got to know you
00:36:25The more comfortable I've got
00:36:26With you guys
00:36:27That's why I think the traitors have kept me around
00:36:31Because they're like
00:36:32Oh, he's a spanner in the works
00:36:34But could we say that
00:36:36Your softening of your image
00:36:38Could be like a traitor
00:36:40You know, you could be showing
00:36:42Different sides of yourself
00:36:43As we get closer to all that money
00:36:46Yeah, definitely
00:36:46And I'd say with you
00:36:48You're on the same level as Jonathan
00:36:50For going around whispering names
00:36:53And I remember when Claire was banished
00:36:55You were straight down there next to me
00:36:57Down by that fire pit
00:36:58And you said Mark
00:36:59Yeah, I was adamant about Mark
00:37:01Claire wasn't even cold in the ground
00:37:02You went, Mark
00:37:03I think that's unfair, actually
00:37:05Because that was the one
00:37:06Where Mark had slammed his hand and thing
00:37:08And I'd already had suspicions of him
00:37:10And then I was like
00:37:11It's him
00:37:11I've solved it
00:37:12Yeah
00:37:12Obviously I voted for you last night, Kat
00:37:18There was a thought that
00:37:20Well, maybe you and Lucy were quite close
00:37:22And I wondered whether
00:37:24That was kind of a good move
00:37:27Because it meant that you could kind of
00:37:29Be quite
00:37:29Seem to be quite close to a faithful
00:37:31The only other thing
00:37:33And the idea that
00:37:34In the Wailing Banshee round
00:37:36That we had kept the fact
00:37:38That you had got the shield
00:37:40Hidden from the other team
00:37:42And obviously as a result
00:37:43We were kind of
00:37:44We thought, oh, well, maybe
00:37:45We'll all be protected
00:37:46I wonder maybe if that was
00:37:47A brilliant double bluff
00:37:49In terms of a balance of traitors
00:37:52And those voices in the mix
00:37:53Knowing that Jonathan was a traitor
00:37:54I do feel that you'd be a really good
00:37:56You know, team player with Jonathan
00:37:59And, you know
00:37:59The idea of you as a duo
00:38:01And I think it's a trio, obviously
00:38:02But as a duo
00:38:03That feels like a
00:38:04For the range of personalities
00:38:06You would imagine that
00:38:07That's what would work best
00:38:08As a team of traitors
00:38:09For me, it's just a small suspicion
00:38:14I feel like we've got on really well
00:38:18We have
00:38:18And it's been great
00:38:19The one small con I've got for you
00:38:22Is that you've been really quiet
00:38:24All the way through
00:38:25I thought, well, maybe that's why
00:38:28Yeah
00:38:30I think
00:38:32Throughout, I've always found
00:38:34The round table
00:38:35Just a lot of different voices
00:38:38And, like
00:38:39Struggling to know when to
00:38:41Put my thought in
00:38:43And then not sure
00:38:45Like, what I'd be adding
00:38:47Because, you know
00:38:49When I was voting for Stephen
00:38:50It was
00:38:50It was
00:38:51More of a gut thing
00:38:53Of just like
00:38:53So, kind of just going
00:38:55I'm going to vote for you, Stephen
00:38:56Because it's my gut
00:38:57Isn't really
00:38:58Sort of furthering conversations
00:39:00With the forest situation
00:39:02The banshees, yeah
00:39:03Yeah
00:39:03I genuinely just
00:39:04Thought that that would be
00:39:06A good way to
00:39:08Sort of, kind of shield us all
00:39:10Yeah
00:39:10If we didn't
00:39:11Yeah, I just thought
00:39:12It would be a good way to
00:39:13Shield us all
00:39:14It wasn't a double bluff
00:39:15And I was really close to Lucy
00:39:17Just both faithfuls
00:39:20The reason you gave about Kat
00:39:25Is probably the reason
00:39:26Why I have suspicions about you, Dave
00:39:28Because I just think, you know
00:39:29Jonathan Ross is so out there
00:39:31Audacious
00:39:32Gift of the gab
00:39:33You have got the gift of the gab
00:39:34But you do it in such a, you know
00:39:37Poised
00:39:39What?
00:39:39Poised
00:39:40Poised, yeah
00:39:41And cerebral and measured
00:39:42Yeah, yeah
00:39:43So, yeah, I mean
00:39:45Then I was thinking
00:39:46One minute you had five votes
00:39:47And the next round table
00:39:49You didn't
00:39:49And I mean
00:39:50I know we don't understand
00:39:51Why that happened
00:39:52But, you know
00:39:52If there are three traitors
00:39:54You could have got a traitor
00:39:55To go in every room
00:39:56And go
00:39:56Why are you voting for David?
00:39:58That's a wasted vote, you know
00:39:59Let's face it
00:40:00We are a bit sheep-like
00:40:01You know
00:40:03And I know, I know, I know
00:40:04And you must be sick
00:40:05To the back teeth
00:40:05Of being accused
00:40:06But a bit like Jonathan
00:40:07Your name keeps coming up
00:40:11The point about me being voted
00:40:15In the tie break
00:40:16I think what happened that night
00:40:17Was that Joe Wilkinson
00:40:18Was so convinced
00:40:20That he convinced others
00:40:21Yeah
00:40:22The reason why it dissipated
00:40:24I don't know
00:40:26I mean
00:40:26I presume it was in the interests
00:40:28Of the traitors
00:40:29To dissipate it
00:40:30But I was convinced
00:40:32By the fact that Joe Wilkinson
00:40:33Was murdered
00:40:34That that was
00:40:36The traitors
00:40:37Attempt to put more pressure
00:40:38On me
00:40:38And I think they presumed
00:40:40That I'd come up
00:40:41I think Jonathan voted for me twice
00:40:43In the next round table
00:40:44Which was
00:40:45I'll just pick up on that
00:40:46Jonathan
00:40:48Voting for you
00:40:50When the writing
00:40:51Was sort of on the wall
00:40:52For Jonathan
00:40:53It was like
00:40:54Was that him
00:40:55Signalling
00:40:57Like
00:40:57Look at David next
00:41:00I think Jonathan
00:41:01I think Jonathan voted for me
00:41:02For the same reason
00:41:02That we've been talking about me
00:41:03Because there were so many votes
00:41:05The previous day
00:41:05If there was any chance
00:41:07Of him not being voted out
00:41:08It was in the hope
00:41:09That I'd get
00:41:10As many votes
00:41:11We might have another
00:41:12Tie break
00:41:13Or something like that
00:41:14Players
00:41:20The time for talk
00:41:21Is over
00:41:21Please write down
00:41:23The name of the person
00:41:24You believe
00:41:25Is a traitor
00:41:26The name of the person
00:41:56Kat
00:41:58We're going to start with you
00:41:59Who do you believe
00:42:01Is a traitor
00:42:02And why
00:42:03I've gone for yourself
00:42:10David
00:42:11I'm so sorry
00:42:12I really really hope I'm fine
00:42:14David
00:42:18Well again
00:42:21Belief is too strong
00:42:22But I would turn the faith
00:42:23I guess
00:42:24Nick
00:42:27I voted for the coolest person
00:42:31Out of all 19 of us
00:42:32Kat
00:42:33Alan
00:42:38It's not the first time
00:42:42I voted for you
00:42:43But David
00:42:44I still think you're a traitor
00:42:45I'm sorry
00:42:46So
00:42:49A vote count
00:42:50Two for Kat
00:42:52Two for David
00:42:54Two for David
00:42:54So it all comes down
00:42:56To Joe's vote
00:42:58Joe
00:43:03Who do you believe
00:43:04Is a traitor
00:43:05And why?
00:43:06I'm sorry
00:43:21I'm sorry Kat
00:43:21But I've changed my mind
00:43:26I hope I'm right
00:43:30Racing for the fallout
00:43:44Kat, you have received the most votes
00:43:48And you are banished from the castle
00:43:50You have been amazing
00:43:53What a game you've had
00:43:54Please
00:43:55Leave the castle
00:43:57If we survive
00:43:59I wouldn't change a thing
00:44:05I think I played it
00:44:06The best way I could
00:44:08It's been amazing
00:44:09Got to the final
00:44:11So I'm proud of myself
00:44:12For keeping up alive
00:44:14For this long
00:44:15I am gutted
00:44:18David's argument
00:44:19Persuaded Joe
00:44:20To go towards me
00:44:21But he made the right decision
00:44:22I am a traitor
00:44:23I had the most fun ever
00:44:27And I hope Alan goes and wins it for us both
00:44:31Kat is the last player to be banished from the round table
00:44:41Was she a faithful?
00:44:44Was she a traitor?
00:44:46The answer to that
00:44:48You will only discover when this is all over
00:44:52Players
00:44:53Think very carefully
00:44:55About your next move
00:44:57The next time I see you
00:44:59Will be at the end game
00:45:01And only then
00:45:02Will all your fates be decided
00:45:05You
00:45:07Are the final four
00:45:09I believe Kat was a traitor
00:45:18I do believe
00:45:19So do I
00:45:19She just wasn't even on my radar
00:45:23But
00:45:23What just happened?
00:45:26Why did Joe
00:45:27Go rogue?
00:45:29I don't know what he was thinking of
00:45:31And that has really
00:45:32Thrown a spanner in the works
00:45:33I do feel vulnerable
00:45:35You know
00:45:36I thought I'd have Kat by my side
00:45:38We just work
00:45:39So well together
00:45:41But now I'm on my own
00:45:42That is terrifying
00:45:44It feels a bit of a hollow victory
00:45:49I know
00:45:49Doesn't it?
00:45:50I mean we'll never know
00:45:51We'll never know
00:45:52I'll play it
00:45:54None of this feels good though does it?
00:45:57Even if you go with
00:45:58It's just a game
00:46:00Like we have all still made bonds
00:46:02Oh god
00:46:04There's not many goblets
00:46:05It's going to take just two votes
00:46:07I think
00:46:08It's Alan
00:46:09Really?
00:46:11Yeah
00:46:11Alan is the remaining traitor
00:46:16We've got to get rid of Alan
00:46:17That's easier said than done
00:46:19Because I just can't work out
00:46:22Whether Nick managed to convince David
00:46:24To vote Alan
00:46:26I did not enjoy that
00:46:29I know it's a game
00:46:31But it bloody makes me feel
00:46:32Sick
00:46:32Sick
00:46:33At this point it does
00:46:34Have a good mind to close down Car's bar
00:46:37And move abroad
00:46:38I feel for Kat
00:46:42If she's a traitor
00:46:43Wow
00:46:45What a game
00:46:46Oh what a game
00:46:46Well the other thing was
00:46:48She seemed to really relax
00:46:50In the last day or two
00:46:51Joe's parting words to Kat
00:46:54Were
00:46:55I'm sorry
00:46:56That was the first thing he said
00:46:57I'm pretty convinced she was a traitor
00:46:59So there is sadly something
00:47:02That's really making me question
00:47:03Whether Joe has just played
00:47:04An absolutely brilliant game
00:47:06But then could it be Alan
00:47:09Maybe
00:47:10I think I just have to go with my instincts now
00:47:13Cheers to Kat
00:47:15Cheers to Kat
00:47:15And the final four
00:47:16Yeah
00:47:17To the final four
00:47:18And being in the final four
00:47:19Yeah
00:47:19Cheers
00:47:20So traitor Kat
00:47:26Has been banished
00:47:28At the final round table
00:47:30But of course
00:47:31The faithful don't know that yet
00:47:33The question is
00:47:35Can they do it again
00:47:37The end game is in sight
00:47:39Alan has remained undetected
00:47:41Throughout the game
00:47:43So
00:47:44Will the faithful unite
00:47:46Or will Alan take it all
00:47:48Did you ever think you'd be here
00:47:56In the final four
00:47:57Oh no
00:47:57I've surprised myself
00:47:59Getting this far
00:47:59Yeah
00:48:00My wife and kids
00:48:01I don't think they're going to believe me
00:48:03When I tell them
00:48:04I have made the final
00:48:05I'm just so grateful
00:48:06I got the chance
00:48:07To play this game
00:48:08What's your plan now
00:48:10My one true
00:48:11Hundy faithful
00:48:12Is Nick
00:48:13Yeah
00:48:14I've got to get rid of Alan
00:48:15Because there's just something
00:48:17That tells me
00:48:18He's a traitor
00:48:19How do you feel about being the last remaining traitor?
00:48:28Oh god
00:48:29Did you see my face as Kat?
00:48:31I was like
00:48:31Kat
00:48:31Don't leave me here
00:48:33Because I thought
00:48:34Wow
00:48:34You know me and Kat
00:48:35We're just going to vote them all off
00:48:37So I don't
00:48:37I'm a loose cannon now
00:48:38I'm like a rudderless ship
00:48:40So what are you going to do?
00:48:43I don't know what I'm going to do
00:48:45I've put everything on the line
00:48:47I can't trust Jo now
00:48:49I don't know who to trust
00:48:51What have you learned about yourself?
00:48:56I mean there is an image
00:48:57Of what historians are like
00:48:59And it's a bit more serious
00:49:00And grown up than they actually have
00:49:02Who do you trust the most?
00:49:07I don't think I trust anybody
00:49:08I think my strategy has got to
00:49:11In some ways go in reverse
00:49:13Not who do I most trust
00:49:14But who do I most distrust
00:49:16You're going into the endgame
00:49:23I am
00:49:23How are you feeling?
00:49:24It's a mixture of nerves and excitement
00:49:26Because I'm nervous
00:49:27That I might have got it wrong
00:49:29Again
00:49:29Because of the way Jo voted
00:49:31Just now
00:49:32And said I'm sorry
00:49:33There's a tiny part of me
00:49:35That's going into endgame
00:49:36Thinking he's a traitor
00:49:37I have a question mark over Alan
00:49:40I do trust people quite quickly
00:49:43And my judgement's not always right on that
00:49:46Players
00:50:08This is it
00:50:10The final showdown
00:50:12You are now fully in control
00:50:16Of this game
00:50:17And only you decide
00:50:20When it ends
00:50:21Are you all faithful
00:50:24Or are there still
00:50:26Traitors
00:50:27Among you
00:50:28The answer to that question
00:50:32Is incredibly important
00:50:34Because it could be worth
00:50:37£87,500
00:50:40If you are all faithful
00:50:44And you decide
00:50:46To end the game
00:50:47That money
00:50:49Will be split
00:50:50Equally
00:50:50For your four
00:50:52Chosen charities
00:50:53But
00:50:55If there are any
00:50:56Traitors still here
00:50:58They take
00:51:00It all
00:51:01In front of you
00:51:05Are chests
00:51:06That contain
00:51:08Ceremonial pouches
00:51:10One
00:51:11Is labelled
00:51:13Banish again
00:51:13The other
00:51:14Is labelled
00:51:16Endgame
00:51:17If you believe
00:51:19There is still
00:51:20Traitors
00:51:21In your midst
00:51:23Then choose
00:51:24Banish again
00:51:26If you believe
00:51:28You are all faithful
00:51:29Then choose
00:51:31Endgame
00:51:32Players
00:51:34There will be no discussion
00:51:36And let me say
00:51:38If just one of you
00:51:39Chooses to banish again
00:51:41All four of you
00:51:43Will vote
00:51:44A player
00:51:45Out
00:51:45This game
00:51:48Only ends
00:51:50When those that are here
00:51:52Decide to end the game
00:51:54Or
00:51:55If there are two
00:51:56Players
00:51:57Left
00:51:57Players
00:52:01Please choose
00:52:03Please choose your pouches
00:52:04Please choose your pouches
00:52:04Please choose your pouches
00:52:06Please choose your pouches
00:52:07Please choose your pouches
00:52:08Please choose your pouches
00:52:09Please choose your pouches
00:52:10Please choose your pouches
00:52:11Please choose your pouches
00:52:12Please choose your pouches
00:52:13Please choose your pouches
00:52:14Please choose your pouches
00:52:15Please choose your pouches
00:52:16Please choose your pouches
00:52:17Please choose your pouches
00:52:18Please choose your pouches
00:52:19Please choose your pouches
00:52:21Please choose your pouches
00:52:22Please choose your pouches
00:52:23Please choose your pouches
00:52:24Please choose your pouches
00:52:25Please choose your pouches
00:52:26Please choose your pouches
00:52:27Please choose your pouches
00:52:29Please choose your pouches
00:52:31Thank you, David.
00:52:36It is time to find out what you'd like to do.
00:52:40Banish again or end the game?
00:52:45I will now throw your pouches into the fire
00:52:48and that will reveal your answers.
00:52:51Alan, we will start with you.
00:52:54Let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:53:01You have chosen to banish again. Why?
00:53:07I've still got a little bit of unfinished business.
00:53:10It's to do with Joe.
00:53:12Earlier today, me, Kat and him were outside
00:53:15and he said, let's vote for David, all three of us.
00:53:19And that's what we said we'd do.
00:53:21And yet round the round table, he goes for Kat.
00:53:24And it just made me very suspicious.
00:53:26Joe, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:53:35You have chosen to banish again. Why?
00:53:39I believe there is at least one traitor still in the game.
00:53:46David, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:53:53You have chosen to banish again. Why?
00:53:57Because I'm convinced there is at least one traitor
00:53:59still in the game around this table this evening.
00:54:05And finally, Nick, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:54:14You have chosen to banish again. Why?
00:54:18Like David, I also believe that there is one traitor still here.
00:54:26As you have decided all to banish again, we will go to a vote.
00:54:34Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
00:54:39Alan, who do you believe should be banished and why?
00:55:01I think it's Joe.
00:55:09He's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days
00:55:13and I've put two and two together and I think he's a traitor.
00:55:20Joe.
00:55:22I was convinced that Nick and David were faithfuls.
00:55:27So that left one.
00:55:28I've gone for Alan.
00:55:29I've gone for Alan.
00:55:34David.
00:55:34I believe Joe is a traitor.
00:55:47And that's because on the night I tried to raise the idea that Joe was a traitor,
00:55:52I came very close to being banished myself.
00:55:55And when I think about who voted for me, that makes me even more suspicious.
00:55:58And for the final vote, Nick.
00:56:22Joe.
00:56:23Honestly, and I mean this, you're the person I have got to know the most here
00:56:32and I adore you.
00:56:35And honestly, I didn't believe it, but you voting for Kat was what sealed it.
00:56:44But I love you.
00:56:45Joe, you have been amazing.
00:57:02You have had a brilliant game.
00:57:04But you have received the most votes.
00:57:06You are banished.
00:57:07Please leave the castle.
00:57:08Oh, I read it so wrong.
00:57:17It hurts.
00:57:19It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:57:24Not even an inkling.
00:57:28Got it.
00:57:28So, Joe has been banished.
00:57:37Only three of you remain.
00:57:40But are you all faithful?
00:57:42Or is a traitor still here?
00:57:48Once again, you can now end things right here, right now.
00:57:53Or you can banish once more.
00:57:56This is your last chance to banish someone
00:58:01because the game automatically ends
00:58:04when there are just two of you.
00:58:07Players, please select your pouches.
00:58:14For the next one.
00:58:16Oh.
00:58:16Oh, boy.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Oh, my somebody.
00:58:28Oooh.
00:58:31Oh, boy.
00:58:34Oh, boy.
00:58:34Oh, boy.
00:58:38Oh, boy.
00:58:39Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:58:55End the game or banish again.
00:59:02Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:06Why?
00:59:07I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:59:12David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:59:23You've chosen to end the game.
00:59:26Why?
00:59:27Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:59:30I had suspicions about Nick,
00:59:31but the way he's just spoken about Joe
00:59:34means those suspicions evaporated.
00:59:37And I may be wrong, may not happen,
00:59:40but I did love the idea of the three of us
00:59:42all being faithful and ending the game together.
00:59:49Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:59:52If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:59:55If the fire burns red, we banish again.
01:00:15You have chosen to end the game.
01:00:17Why?
01:00:18Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three,
01:00:22but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful,
01:00:26and I think we did it.
01:00:29I think we got Cat and Joe right at the last second.
01:00:33So, the three of you have chosen to end the game.
01:00:41If you are all faithful,
01:00:43you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
01:00:47If there is a traitor here, though,
01:00:50they take it all.
01:00:52A reminder,
01:00:54the prize fund is currently £87,500.
01:01:02We are now going to finally discover
01:01:05who you truly are.
01:01:07David, will he now please reveal,
01:01:22are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:01:26I am,
01:01:28and have always been,
01:01:31a faithful.
01:01:37Now, please reveal,
01:02:07are you a traitor?
01:02:07Are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:02:14I am,
01:02:16and have always been,
01:02:20a traitor.
01:02:30Oh, fuck.
01:02:31I'm so sorry.
01:02:40It's been tearing me apart.
01:02:42I'm so sorry.
01:02:43I'm so sorry.
01:02:44You did brilliantly, Al.
01:02:46You did brilliantly, Al.
01:02:47You did brilliantly, you did brilliantly.
01:02:49It's a game, and you played it brilliantly.
01:02:50You did brilliantly.
01:02:51It's a game.
01:02:52You played it brilliantly, Al.
01:02:54You did brilliantly, Al.
01:02:55You did brilliantly, you did brilliantly.
01:02:56You did brilliantly.
01:02:57Well done.
01:02:57You did brilliantly.
01:02:58You did brilliantly.
01:02:58It's all right, you did absolutely brilliant.
01:03:01It was amazing.
01:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, it's a game.
01:03:04It's such a great game.
01:03:05You've done it brilliantly.
01:03:06You've done brilliantly, and you've won.
01:03:07It was a bad game.
01:03:08Don't be stupid.
01:03:09Think about the charity.
01:03:10It's amazing.
01:03:11I know, I know, I know.
01:03:12No, come on, come on.
01:03:13Alan, you have won the game.
01:03:16Congratulations.
01:03:18You have been absolutely outstanding.
01:03:23Faithful, well done.
01:03:25You made it this far.
01:03:27Is there anything you would like to say?
01:03:30I just want to say well done.
01:03:32You played the game brilliantly.
01:03:33It breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you,
01:03:37and I couldn't do it.
01:03:38So I admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:03:42I almost can't believe that it was Alan,
01:03:46and I thought it was almost everybody else.
01:03:49What we saw is that that burden was really heavy for him,
01:03:53because that's not who Alan is.
01:03:54He's just a beautiful human being.
01:03:57I mean, well played out.
01:03:58That was just brilliant.
01:04:01Go on, Alan.
01:04:02Tell them who the others were.
01:04:03OK.
01:04:04Jonathan, we know.
01:04:05Jonathan.
01:04:06And Kat.
01:04:07Kat.
01:04:08Oh, Joe.
01:04:10Not Joe.
01:04:11No, not Joe.
01:04:12Wow.
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:18Utterly, utterly shocked.
01:04:21Joe was right.
01:04:22And I was wrong about Joe.
01:04:24Ah.
01:04:26Alan Carr.
01:04:28Wow.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:30He played an absolute blinder.
01:04:31Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal.
01:04:35But now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:04:38OK.
01:04:40Bye-bye.
01:04:41Well done, Ella.
01:04:42Off you go.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:45Joe.
01:04:46Come, come here.
01:04:47Come here.
01:04:48Oh, when he went faithfuls together.
01:04:50I was like, don't say that.
01:04:52Oh, God.
01:04:54You've done it.
01:04:56You did it.
01:04:57No.
01:04:58You did it.
01:04:59No.
01:05:00I have.
01:05:01And that's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:02It's an amazing amount of money.
01:05:03You've won it.
01:05:04I know.
01:05:0587,500 pounds.
01:05:06Oh, that's amazing.
01:05:07For your charity.
01:05:08Yes, wonderful.
01:05:09Tell me the charity.
01:05:10Neuroblastoma.
01:05:11It's a wonderful children's cancer charity.
01:05:13They are going to, oh, that money will change lives.
01:05:17All that lying.
01:05:18All that treachery.
01:05:19It was worth.
01:05:20It was an issue.
01:05:21You see?
01:05:22You did it.
01:05:23You did it, Alan.
01:05:25Oh.
01:05:30What a roller coaster.
01:05:34How did this happen?
01:05:36I was awful at lying.
01:05:37I had no poker face.
01:05:38And here I am, the winner.
01:05:40Come on, darling.
01:05:41There you go.
01:05:42Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again.
01:05:47But to just lie so bluntly to people's faces, it was tough.
01:05:56I don't know whether I want to know.
01:05:58I have been, and have always been since the start, a traitor.
01:06:05You...
01:06:08I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:06:11That was amazing.
01:06:13Oh, no!
01:06:17Joe!
01:06:18Joe?
01:06:19Joe!
01:06:21I suggest you two have your drinks on the top step.
01:06:23I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:06:25I am so sorry.
01:06:26I love you too, mate.
01:06:27It's been unbelievable.
01:06:28Well done.
01:06:29Well done.
01:06:30Well done.
01:06:31Well done.
01:06:32You played an absolute blinder.
01:06:34Oh, my God.
01:06:35Cat, you were undetected for so long.
01:06:36Come on.
01:06:37Come on.
01:06:38Oh, wow.
01:06:39I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:40Oh.
01:06:41Is that Alan?
01:06:42Or is it Ace?
01:06:43The winner!
01:06:44Yay!
01:06:45Yay!
01:06:46Yay!
01:06:47Come on.
01:06:48Come be with your friends.
01:06:49Oh, I love you.
01:06:50You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:06:51I'm an awful human being.
01:06:52Alan.
01:06:53You are not.
01:06:54To Alan.
01:06:55To Alan.
01:06:56Alan, you did it.
01:06:57Come on, Tommy.
01:06:58Oh, Alan.
01:06:59Congratulations.
01:07:00To Alan, to Alan, to me.
01:07:01To Alan.
01:07:02To Alan, to me.
01:07:02A man?
01:07:03Come be with your friends?
01:07:04Oh, I love you, Cal.
01:07:05You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:07:05I'm an awful human being.
01:07:06Alan.
01:07:07You are not.
01:07:09To Alan.
01:07:10To Alan.
01:07:10To Alan.
01:07:11The winner.
01:07:12Alan, you did it.
01:07:13Come on, Tommy.
01:07:14Congratulations to our winner.
01:07:17All right.
01:07:18Congratulations.
01:07:18to Alan Carr.
01:07:21Woo.
01:07:22Yay!
01:07:23To you, Alan.
01:07:23Yes.
01:07:24Yes.
01:07:25Yes.
01:07:26Yes.
01:07:26Yes.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:28Yes.
01:07:29the most hated man in Britain one last time for me darling the parting parting
01:07:37is such sweet sorrow you've got something on your face
01:07:59and I'll see you next time
01:08:29Once I loved, and it was a gas
01:08:46So it turned out, I don't want a blast
01:08:59So it turned out, I don't want a blast
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