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Love Island Australia S07 E09
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00:00I know you never miss an episode of Love Island, but in case you have, no judgment.
00:12Here's what you might have missed.
00:19Oh, God, properly.
00:20Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
00:24You just get me.
00:25We're just clicking.
00:26Connor is giving husband material.
00:28Mick made an omelette.
00:30You're about to fall in love with an omelette.
00:32Maybe my strongest connection is an omelette.
00:36Yana's ex, Kai, arrived.
00:38Oh, my God, I'm shaking.
00:40You ain't going to want this omelette now.
00:43No.
00:45You still want the omelette or not now?
00:49Kai cracked on with Lacey.
00:51I love a man that can take charge.
00:54The girl I'd like to couple up with is Lacey.
00:58Before double the bombshells.
01:02How the hell are you, Islanders?
01:04Brought double the trouble.
01:06She's hot and I like what I see.
01:08Luckily, you're Irish.
01:09Almost hot.
01:12I don't know.
01:12It was just like little sparks.
01:16It was a really good kiss.
01:17It was really nice.
01:19Game on, bro.
01:20Okay.
01:20You want it?
01:25I'll put it here, all right?
01:30Tonight!
01:34Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
01:39Tamara and Mateo Steel!
01:41The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
01:43The girl I would like to couple up with is...
01:47You look pretty shop-level.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:52And Yana...
01:53What's going through your head?
01:56...makes a heartbreaking decision.
01:59Um, I can't even talk, guys.
02:02Another beautiful, bustling day in sunny Spain.
02:19Buenos dias a todos.
02:20It's Kai's birthday today, and wouldn't you know,
02:23the first person to say it to his face is perfect Irish queen Tamara.
02:28Did I mention that she's Irish?
02:29Happy birthday.
02:30Oh, thank you.
02:32Happy birthday, bro.
02:3423?
02:35Yeah.
02:3523.
02:37I'm definitely still older now.
02:38I just woke up.
02:40Thanks, bro.
02:45Yana's quick out of the bed.
02:47I assume she's running to get Kai's birthday present,
02:50and she's wrapped it beautifully
02:52with all the red flags he gave her.
02:54Oh, you got your birthday pants on, brother?
02:56Oh, shit.
02:58That was coming in hot there, brother.
03:00To the kids.
03:04To the kids.
03:13Is there anyone you get your heart?
03:15Um, I feel like the people that intrigued me the most yesterday
03:19is definitely Isabella,
03:21and the one that I had the nicest kiss with was...
03:25With Lacey?
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:27Hi, peps.
03:29Hi, gorgeous.
03:30So today it is Kai's birthday,
03:32and I do want to do something special for him.
03:35I feel like we have had a bit of a rough time
03:42just getting to know each other,
03:43so I just really want to show him that I do care.
03:46OK, so, don't tell anyone.
03:48Like, don't tell the guys.
03:49But I'm going to, um, like...
03:51Surprise guys.
03:51Surprise guys.
03:52So, I'm going to need your help.
03:54I'm thinking I'm going to lay something down near the fire pit,
03:57maybe, like, a blanket and pillows,
03:58and then I want to make, like, a nibblies board,
04:01so maybe, like, yeah.
04:02With the charcuteries.
04:03Yeah, babe, can you help me with that?
04:05Yeah.
04:05So Lacey's called on Chef's Technique
04:06to come in and help with the charcuterie board today for Kai,
04:09which I was, to be honest, slightly flattered about.
04:12She's obviously enjoying my breakfast every morning.
04:14OK, we're going to get creative.
04:16Is this cheese?
04:17Is this?
04:18I wouldn't use that one.
04:18I think it's...
04:19OK.
04:21It's a bad start when you have to say,
04:23is this cheese?
04:23Yeah, no, that's actually so true.
04:25I really like it.
04:26Like, Mick did his little thing.
04:28Oh, what about a carrot?
04:29No.
04:30We're not doing carrots.
04:31And I was kind of like,
04:33no, don't put that in there.
04:34Yes, put that in there.
04:36Like, it really just came together really nice.
04:38I want him thinking that, like,
04:40I'm very much wife material, you know what I mean?
04:42Is this giving wife material?
04:43I think it is.
04:44Like, even though I made it...
04:46Shh.
04:50Guys, I need to set up the whole picnic vibe
04:53without him seeing anything, you know?
04:55Oh, what have we got going up here?
04:57Nothing.
04:58Go back down.
04:59Right, now.
05:00I'm hungry.
05:01Babe, get back down there and work on that tan.
05:04Snack time is not right now.
05:08What are you doing, slick?
05:10OK.
05:11We need to destruct Kai, please.
05:14What are you doing?
05:16Sip at the pool.
05:18What are you doing?
05:19I'm just, like, chilling.
05:20You look nice.
05:22You too, babe.
05:22I feel like it needs more pillows.
05:25It was all, you know, in the strategy and the set-up.
05:28How can I set the scene for her?
05:30Because she's painting that picture in her head for me
05:31and I really wanted to deliver it for her
05:33because she's come to me trusting me.
05:35So when you put your trust in me, I deliver.
05:37You want me for a char?
05:38Yeah.
05:39Like, in the room?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Do you want me to go in the bedroom?
05:47I'm kind of, like, tired.
05:49The sun is, like, draining me a little bit.
05:51Give me the...
05:52All clear.
05:53The cute, yeah.
05:55Maybe do it, like, a...
05:56Oh!
05:57I'll just do my nails.
05:58I'll go, ah!
05:59Yep.
06:00Eee.
06:01Oh, you little bit.
06:03You love those sunnies.
06:04Yeah, I do.
06:05They're good.
06:05I reckon they actually look better on me than you.
06:08Oh, they're good.
06:09Yeah?
06:10Tell me when he's coming down.
06:11Try and just not spot on him.
06:14Yeah, I want to find some sun, but, like, talking private.
06:18Should we go down here?
06:19Uh-huh.
06:20Uh-huh.
06:24Good girl, good girl.
06:25Good girl, good girl.
06:28Do you feel like a bit of a...
06:29Oh!
06:30Ah.
06:31Look at you, eh?
06:33Huh?
06:34That's cute.
06:35Is it?
06:36That's really cute.
06:38Wow.
06:39I like this.
06:41That's mad.
06:42Oh, yum.
06:46We delivered what we wanted to do.
06:47We wanted Ka to be impressed,
06:49and I think we did that,
06:50so I'm happy.
06:53It's been hard for me to show you
06:54that, like, I do actually like you
06:56and I do really care for you
06:58and I'm really happy that I am coupled up with you.
07:01So I wanted to...
07:05I actually think I needed this, eh?
07:07Yeah, really?
07:08I think I did need a little bit of reassurance on my end, too,
07:10and I actually do appreciate it.
07:12It's actually really nice.
07:12I think this is giving me a little bit more hope, actually.
07:22But, yeah, I actually think this is really cute, so...
07:24Yeah, I'm stoked.
07:32It actually gave me a breath of fresh air.
07:34It made me realise that, like, yeah,
07:35she is more keen on me than I thought.
07:46Want to go here?
07:48Yeah.
07:53Like, you know, it's like when someone, like, asks you,
07:56like, you're on the verge, like, crying,
07:57and someone's like,
07:58tell me how you feel.
08:00And you're just like...
08:01Fuck off, I don't want to.
08:02Crying, crying a river is what I feel like.
08:04Oh, there's just so much emotion in my head, like...
08:07You've had a lot going on in here.
08:11I don't even want to feel like this, like, honestly.
08:19I don't want to look like I'm fucking crying over him either,
08:22like, it's not even that.
08:23It's just, like, seeing all these things, like,
08:26the weird, and, like, it being his birthday, like...
08:30I don't know, it's just, like,
08:31all these memories coming back, you know what I mean?
08:33Yeah.
08:35I think, obviously, it's very overwhelming for you.
08:38It's so fucking overwhelming.
08:41But you're allowed to cry.
08:44I just want to go home, be in my bed,
08:47with my friends.
08:51I'm just feeling two emotions.
08:53Like, I'm feeling, like...
08:54Happiness for them, but, like...
08:56Happiness for them, but then, like...
08:57Well, fuck, it's like your best friend going for your ex.
08:59That's exactly what I was trying to explain.
09:01Like, it's like if my best friend back at home...
09:03Yeah.
09:04...was with my ex,
09:05except it's not like they're being sneaky,
09:07they're literally doing it with my face.
09:09Yeah.
09:09Like, even just waking up
09:11and seeing my ex in a bed with another girl,
09:13like, it's just all...
09:14It's not normal.
09:14It's not fucking normal.
09:16Yeah.
09:16And it's making me, like, go batshit crazy.
09:19It's such a fucking pain.
09:41I just...
09:43saw a lot in my head.
09:44I want to see, like, in my head
09:56and I'm just, like,
09:57starting to lose the pot.
10:00But, like, I genuinely just want to go home.
10:02All I see when I see you
10:05is pain, pain, pain.
10:09All I see when I see you
10:12Do I stay like...
10:14Pain, pain, pain, pain.
10:18Guys, I'm so sorry.
10:29I know it's terrible,
10:30but I ran out of toilet paper
10:31and used a cross on,
10:32so please make sure to...
10:34No!
10:34Oh, my God!
10:35Oh, dear!
10:37Not funny, Cooper.
10:39Where do you want to sit?
10:40Um, over here.
10:41I love a spot.
10:42Uh, let's move on quickly, shall we?
10:44Uh, thanks, Mateo.
10:45How are you feeling?
10:46Yeah, good, good.
10:47Yeah?
10:48Oh, that couch I slept on
10:49is a bit how you're going.
10:53I'm keen to see
10:54what's, like, in store for us today.
10:56I do have a weird feeling
10:57that I'll be going on a date.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Who would you pick to go on a date?
11:01You've put me right on it.
11:02I don't know, yeah, probably...
11:04I feel like...
11:06Like, would you be weirded out
11:07if I picked you?
11:10Um...
11:11Not weirded out.
11:13What's the right word for that?
11:15Like...
11:17Hit me on a word.
11:19I don't know, I can't think...
11:19It's not, like, uncomfortable.
11:21Like, obviously, like, you seem really cool and stuff, but...
11:24Yeah.
11:26Oh, I'm gonna get it.
11:27I used to do gymnastics.
11:28I don't know.
11:33You don't know what?
11:36Like, I don't know how to phrase it.
11:39Like, I don't know what, like, word it is either.
11:41Yeah.
11:48That's crazy.
11:48The conversation was, like, forced, and it's, like, awkward.
11:56So, like, out of ten, how strong do you think you and your partner is?
12:01I'm curious.
12:03Out of ten?
12:04Yeah, give me a number.
12:08That's a weird, like, way to rate something.
12:11Why?
12:11Because it's not really rating, like, a opportunity.
12:13No, no, no, no, no.
12:14Not in that way, but, like, just rate, like, the connection you have with him.
12:17Oh, it's pretty strong at the moment, I'm not gonna lie.
12:20Mm.
12:23Yeah, like, obviously, at the moment, me and Connor are, like, really strong, so...
12:26Mm.
12:29We're just, like, vibing.
12:35Interesting.
12:36Speaking with Izzy, yeah, you can just tell that, you know, the energies weren't really
12:41reciprocating very well, which is so fine.
12:44Oh, I need to go to all this one.
12:45I think she's got some pretty heavy, like, strong feelings for Connor.
12:49Okay.
12:50Which is fine.
12:55Connie, baby!
12:56Connie, baby!
12:57Connie, baby!
12:59You know, that's so fine.
13:00Like, that's...
13:00Yeah.
13:03One, two, three.
13:06One, two, one, go!
13:10Wow!
13:11Jocktham hasn't been ridden that hard since his NFL hazing ritual.
13:15Go, team!
13:17Yes!
13:19Yeah!
13:21You just picked him up and carried him.
13:24Oh, jeez.
13:27Perfect Irish Queen Tamara is chatting to lowly peasant Cooper.
13:32Last night, she felt he talked at her too much,
13:34so he's adopted a cunning cowboy disguise in an attempt to start over.
13:39She'll never know!
13:41Yeah, because you start in the gym every morning, right?
13:43Yeah, well, while I'm single, might as well.
13:46You're not going to do it when you're not?
13:48No, I'll probably make someone a coffee.
13:49Yeah.
13:50How do you have your coffee?
13:51I'll make one for you in the morning.
13:52I'm making her an omelette.
13:55Mick, shut up!
13:57Yeah, I'm definitely into Tamara.
13:59She's a good-looking girl.
14:01How can you not be?
14:02And she's Irish.
14:02I do have a thing for accents.
14:05What is it that is, though?
14:06Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
14:08Is it like a funny tart?
14:08It's a conversation starter.
14:10So it's meant to be like...
14:11Yeah.
14:11...doing exactly what it's doing now?
14:13Yeah.
14:13Yeah, that's perfect.
14:14Yeah.
14:14You're throwing me off, Mick.
14:23I'm not going to lie.
14:24Throwing you off?
14:25The Koopa Troopa over there,
14:26he's trying to chat his frickin' verbal nonsense
14:29like he always does.
14:31So I thought I'd come in and just break up anything
14:33they've got going on there,
14:34just because I'd like to weasel my way in.
14:36What's your plan for the rest of the day?
14:37How's her headbutt life?
14:38Probably talking to me.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40You're always headbutt?
14:41Mate, I'm not talking here right now anymore.
14:43Hmm?
14:44Mick, I'm not talking here anymore.
14:46I can't.
14:46Come on.
14:47Like, what are you doing, Mick?
14:49Guy's a nervous wreck
14:51and just does weird things all the time.
14:53Who have you actually got to chat to?
14:55You've obviously got a mate.
14:56And, yeah.
14:57Mick, fuck off.
14:58Seriously.
15:00You mustn't have any mates on the outside, hey?
15:04Oh, wee!
15:08That's not that hairy, mate.
15:09I've seen way worse than that.
15:10With the bombshell set to steal soon,
15:12Mick takes a break from the reason
15:14he thinks he was put in the villa
15:15to annoy Cooper
15:16for the actual reason he was put in the villa.
15:20Uh, what's going on?
15:21What is horrible?
15:22How's your day so far?
15:23Oh, that was yours.
15:24You enjoying it?
15:25Yeah.
15:27Roger up, Ian.
15:28I really don't know how I found myself in the middle of this
15:38making Cooper rivalry,
15:39but, I mean, I'm quite literally in the middle.
15:43Oh, you're just sitting on top of me right now.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Oh, you put yourself here.
15:47Yeah.
15:47I thought I'd give you a back rest.
15:49Yeah, you did, actually.
15:50Thanks.
15:50I'm cool.
15:50Thanks.
15:51Appreciate it.
15:52You comfortable?
15:53Very.
15:54Okay.
15:55Yeah.
15:55All right.
15:56What are you hating so far about this place?
15:59I'm not hating anything so far.
16:01Yes, you are.
16:01Are you about to change it?
16:03Are you about to make me hate it?
16:05Depends, like, if you couple up with me or not.
16:09Then, yeah.
16:10Then everything will probably go downhill and really say how well.
16:13It'll go downhill if I do or if I don't?
16:14If you do.
16:16If I do, okay.
16:17If you don't, you'll be safe.
16:18I'll keep that in mind.
16:19My conversations with Mick are, like, the most insane conversations ever,
16:24and they go from, like, zero to 100 in a nanosecond.
16:27He's definitely a Joker guy.
16:29He's got a lot of, like, cheekiness in him, too, which is not a bad thing.
16:33You have very small hands, actually.
16:34I have tiny fists.
16:36Yeah.
16:37You have...
16:38Big arms.
16:38I have tiny thumbs.
16:40Thumbs?
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah, what the hell?
16:43You have, like, little worms.
16:44My thumbs are tiny.
16:46Hey, Cooper, are you getting jealous?
16:47What?
16:49Sorry.
16:50You're a terrible person.
16:52Mick interrupted his own conversation with her with me.
16:55She's such an idiot.
16:57No wonder your ex-girlfriend left you.
17:00You're actually terrible.
17:02That was me, yeah.
17:03Mission accomplished, so, Mick.
17:04Who would have thought being yourself could be so infuriating?
17:08Someone else on a mission is new bomb Matteo, who...
17:11Yeah, fine, we'll hold for Ross, right, and pinky.
17:14Take your time.
17:15Great.
17:16Anyway, Matteo chats to Jan.
17:19Miss, would you like to go for a chat?
17:20Yeah, let's.
17:21Sweet.
17:22Where do we go?
17:23Where do we go?
17:23Up here.
17:24Up here.
17:24Up here.
17:24In there.
17:26How are you going?
17:27Yeah, I'm good.
17:28Good?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah?
17:29Are you all right from this morning?
17:33What was this morning?
17:35Were you a little bit upset?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:36Yeah?
17:36No, I just had a little sook.
17:38I'm not usually like that.
17:39Really?
17:39It's just like...
17:40Emotions are just a little bit heightened.
17:42Yeah, they're just like a lot.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yeah.
17:44I literally can't believe it.
17:45Just when I thought that my Love Island experience was dead in the water, I wanted to leave.
17:52A man pulls me for a chat.
17:54What do you like to do, like, for fun?
17:56Like, on a public holiday?
17:58Like, what would you like to go do?
17:59Public holiday, I'll probably just sit at home the whole day, 12 hours a day, and just play video games.
18:05No, I'm joking.
18:07I'm joking.
18:08You're going to give me a heart attack.
18:10You're going to give me good things.
18:13Public holiday, I love the beach.
18:15Oh, the beach, bro, is just so good.
18:18Do you surf?
18:19Oh, just on the bodyboard.
18:20Oh, the teacher.
18:21I need...
18:22That's my plan, like, this year.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:24To learn how to surf.
18:25I'm a surfer.
18:26I've got a wedding and everything.
18:26Really?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28And you're, like, just soaking up the sun, just lying there like a dead fish on the beach.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Oh, my God, I love doing that, too.
18:33A dead fish on the beach.
18:34Oh, I love doing that, too.
18:37I am so attracted to Mateo.
18:39I honestly think he's the most handsome man in this villa.
18:42His tattoos, his tan, his teeth, and even he just, like, looks clean.
18:47Like, you know what I mean?
18:48You know when someone just looks clean?
18:50Like, they don't look filthy.
18:51I love it.
18:53So, who would you say, like, is on your, kind of, radar, I guess, out of all the guys here?
18:58Just me right now.
18:59Yeah, honestly.
19:00Anyone else?
19:00Or is it just...
19:01Nah.
19:01Yeah, cool, cool.
19:02Like, if I'm being honest.
19:04Yeah, nice.
19:06My luck has just turned around in this villa.
19:08One second I'm crying over my ex-boyfriend.
19:11Next minute I'm getting this new connection with this guy and a connection that I have not felt in this villa yet.
19:17And I'm just so excited to explore it.
19:19I'm just a girl who likes to have a bit of fun sometimes.
19:24I love it.
19:30Coming up!
19:32Sophie's back!
19:35And someone's about to pack!
19:37By the end of tonight, whichever boy is left single will be dumped.
19:43Sad news on Love Island now as we've had to turn away a bombshell who lied on his resume.
20:00Sorry, bud.
20:00Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:10Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:15Coops, are you done with the lady?
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:17Yeah, it's me.
20:18Actually, why not?
20:19Let's go.
20:20Beanbag it up?
20:21Alright.
20:22Hey, let's beanbag it up.
20:23That's a great sentence.
20:25See you later.
20:26Whisper in my ear and tell me what I want to hear.
20:30Ross has been happily coupled up with Sian, and I refuse to see him throw it all away by pulling someone for a chat.
20:36Unless that someone is a perfect Irish queen with hair as black as Guinness.
20:42Play on, lovebirds.
20:43My Gemma mate calls me Captain Australia, and I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
20:46Honestly, though, yeah, I feel like you're the most, I've been in Australia for four years, I still feel like you're the most Australian person I've met.
20:51Really?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Outside of the villa, I'm even more so, like, I just wear bodies and barefoot or whatever.
20:57Yeah.
20:57I don't know if I ever thought I'd be into that typical Australian mullet look, but I feel like his personality is definitely my type.
21:06So, I don't know, I'm open for sure.
21:09Did you tell me you had siblings as well?
21:11I do, yep.
21:12I am the middle child.
21:14Okay.
21:14You give me middle child energy.
21:17What's middle child energy?
21:18I don't know, like, I feel like...
21:19Because we get a bad rap.
21:21Yeah.
21:22I'm definitely attracted to Tamara.
21:23I think we're quite similar in some ways, and I say I love funny girls, and she's definitely funny.
21:29She's definitely got the chat.
21:31How are you doing these days?
21:33Yeah, really good.
21:34Yeah.
21:34I had a good sleep last night.
21:37You're on Rossy-Bossy.
21:38Rossy-Bossy.
21:39Did you get more intimate?
21:40No.
21:41He hasn't yet?
21:41So, honestly, I'm just sort of stepping back.
21:44Yeah.
21:45And just...
21:45Let him take the lead.
21:47Yeah.
21:47And follow his lead.
21:48Correct.
21:49I will just follow it.
21:50Now it's sort of like, okay, we can't just be, like, literally, all right, goodnight, and turning away every single night.
21:56Like, I would like a little bit more than that, personally.
21:59But, yeah.
22:00I'm honestly just sort of chilling and seeing what he does.
22:03I like being there.
22:04Yeah, because you've got quite a sweet relationship with your dad, right?
22:07Yeah, I do.
22:08And he's very, like, outdoorsman, right?
22:11Very much so, yeah.
22:11Yeah.
22:12Very much a green-thumbed gardens guy.
22:13Yeah.
22:13My mum's a gardener, so I definitely get that.
22:16Yeah, she's, like, a hardcore gardener.
22:19Like, I'll go looking for her at, like, 11, 12 o'clock at night time.
22:23At night?
22:23And she'll be, like, on the tractor lawnmower cutting the grass.
22:26And I'm, like, woman, would you come inside?
22:28Like, what are you doing?
22:29She's, like, there's...
22:30Therapy.
22:30It's going to rain tomorrow.
22:31It's going to therapy.
22:32I'm, like...
22:33Rain's coming.
22:33No, it's fine.
22:34Like, the grass can be an inch taller.
22:36Like, it's okay.
22:37And she's, like, oh, my God, imagine if the neighbour saw my grass looking like that.
22:40Like, it's so funny.
22:42So, yeah, she's a gardening 24-7.
22:43It's such a parent thing, too.
22:44Like, my dad's, like, yeah, big on what the neighbours are thinking.
22:47Oh, yeah.
22:48God forbid that, like, Mary comes across and is, like, she's looking at the state of her lawn.
22:52Yeah, yeah.
22:53They take a lot of pride with something that this generation, our generation, I don't think
22:56we carry that, like...
22:57I know, which is sad.
22:58It is sad.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Yeah.
23:00I mean, some of us, like, probably you and I will pay a bit more attention.
23:03Yeah, we'll probably keep it up.
23:05Yeah, our upbringing.
23:07But, yeah.
23:07Yeah, we'll be out, like, pruning the roses and cutting the lawn in the middle of the night.
23:11I really enjoyed my chat with Ross.
23:13It was one of my favourite conversations I've had in here so far, I think.
23:17He's just got that really nice personality.
23:20He's really just lovely to talk to.
23:22He's really friendly.
23:22And, yeah, I feel like there's a lot to learn about him.
23:26And I'm really excited about finding out what he likes and what he does.
23:30As Sian's dreams flutter away in the breeze like the dandruff in Mick's hair, having bombed with
23:51Isabel, bombshell Mateo tries to unbomb with Lacey.
23:55I feel like yesterday, out of the odds that I did kiss, there was only three, yourself included.
24:00And that was, I don't know, there was something else there.
24:03I'm not going to lie to you.
24:04Yeah.
24:04Yeah, there was.
24:05Yeah.
24:05I don't know if you felt that too.
24:06I felt that too.
24:06I was just like, what the hell is going on here?
24:09Yeah, I was expecting that.
24:10It was a good kiss.
24:11It was a good kiss.
24:12It was like, it was not.
24:14I felt like, ooh.
24:14Yeah, it was really, yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16It was good.
24:16It was nice.
24:17It was good.
24:18Yeah.
24:19So, like, are you wanting a long-term partner?
24:23Oh, yes.
24:24Yes.
24:24Obviously.
24:25Okay, yeah.
24:25100%.
24:26Wow, I like that.
24:28When was your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?
24:30So, I've never had, like, a, yeah.
24:34Really?
24:35Yeah.
24:35Holy moly.
24:37That's crazy.
24:38Really?
24:40Yeah, so I've never had, like, a...
24:41It's not shocking because, like, it's like, you obviously know that you're really, really,
24:45like, you know, like, beautiful and stuff.
24:47So, it's like, well, why hasn't a guy, you know, put his, like, time and effort into you?
24:50Yeah, yeah.
24:51But I have had, like, situationships, which I hate.
24:55I, like, they are just especially...
24:57Yeah, yeah.
25:01Mateo is definitely a guy that does give off boyfriend material.
25:06I'm in my prime.
25:07I feel like I've got everything sorted, financially stable.
25:12I've got my own place.
25:14Yeah.
25:14I've got everything right now.
25:15Yeah.
25:15But that person I would like to kind of share it with.
25:17I feel like I'm in a similar situation.
25:19I know what I want.
25:20I know what I don't want.
25:22Chat with Lacey definitely surprised me.
25:24I didn't think someone, you know, at her age, like, had her shit sorted and that's kind
25:30of what I'm after.
25:31With me, I'm a very straight up person and I've got big balls, babe.
25:34So, I was like...
25:35Bigger than mine?
25:36Bigger than yours, babe.
25:37Yeah.
25:37It's yours?
25:38Yeah.
25:38I'm positive.
25:39Really?
25:39Like, my balls are, like, the juiciest things you've ever seen in your life.
25:41Juiciest?
25:42Yeah.
25:43And I was saying that...
25:43What fruit are we talking?
25:44Like, how juicy?
25:45Like, I'm going to say, like, all of the juiciest fruits you can ever think of combined times
25:50one million.
25:52Yeah.
25:52I think mine are times, like, two million.
25:54Well, mine's times...
25:55Good to hear.
25:55You probably met your match right now.
25:56That's good to hear.
25:58Yeah.
25:58Lacey bonding with someone over a maths equation, will wonders never cease?
26:03Now all she has to do is subtract Chi divided by Cooper to get a proper square root of
26:08Mateo.
26:09It's maths, you perverts.
26:12You know, I've got a feeling some crazy stuff in it as well.
26:25Izzy, can I use your room or lip liner?
26:27Yeah.
26:27Just put it back in here.
26:28Thank you, babe.
26:29How are you feeling, Tamara?
26:31Good.
26:32I'm excited for tonight.
26:33What are you vibing with so far?
26:35I feel like I've spoken to probably Mick the most at this point.
26:39Mick was very high on my radar and Cooper.
26:43I've been getting to know a couple of the boys and Ross definitely gives me very intelligent
26:48vibes.
26:50One of us might be going home tonight.
26:53You know what?
26:54It'd be pretty shit to go out on a birthday, eh?
26:56Yeah.
26:56How's Tysa?
27:03He's cool.
27:04Yeah, he's really nice.
27:06Obviously, because of the whole situation, it's been hard for everyone.
27:10And I wanted for him to have a nice birthday because, you know, like...
27:15I think it was just, like, weird for me because, like, the last birthday was, like, us.
27:19You know what I mean?
27:20Yes.
27:20And so, like, to be in here and it's, like, us but, like, not us.
27:24Yeah.
27:24I feel like when I initially came here, I automatically put Yana and Lacey off because
27:32of the age.
27:34I was actually a bit shocked from speaking to them.
27:36They seemed...
27:37I think they got a bit on on the outside, which is always a good sign.
27:43After talking to Mateo, like, I actually feel genuinely like I really want to get to know
27:48him.
27:49The chat just rolled.
27:50Nice.
27:50Like, it felt like, yeah, and it was like, I want to book a second date with this man.
27:55You know what I mean?
27:55Yeah.
28:03I'm keen for a bev, I'll tell you.
28:05Facts.
28:06Yana, how convenient.
28:08We just so happen to have some bevs waiting for you to enjoy with some choreographed fun.
28:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:15Cheers, brother.
28:16Hey, baby, let's go.
28:17Welcome to you.
28:18Cheers, brother.
28:19Everyone get behind me.
28:21We're getting a selfie.
28:21I'm getting a selfie.
28:22We're getting a selfie.
28:22We're getting a selfie.
28:23We're getting a selfie.
28:24Group's getting bigger now.
28:25Everyone sign at one, two, three.
28:26Yay!
28:27Whoa.
28:28I just want to say something to her again.
28:29Happy birthday to my boy.
28:31It's a lovely birthday.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Happy birthday.
28:34Thank you, everyone.
28:35Happy birthday.
28:36Happy birthday.
28:37Oh.
28:38Yes.
28:39I got attacked.
28:40Hey.
28:41Oh, my God.
28:43Woo.
28:44Oh, Islanders survive immediately.
28:46Oh, shit.
28:48Oh, shit.
28:49I feel like head's a little bit scrambled.
28:54Definitely a hard choice.
28:55There's three amazing, beautiful women.
28:58Lacey and I had a really good chat today.
29:02Chat with Yana.
29:03That was awesome.
29:05But Izzy's more kind of my type on paper.
29:08Yeah, it's going to be tough.
29:10I'm definitely a little bit nervous about tonight.
29:14I really want to make the right decision.
29:16I feel like in the moment, I'm going to know.
29:21I know your lives won't save you.
29:27It's your fault.
29:28It's your fault.
29:29Save your fault.
29:31Save your fault.
29:32The end has come.
29:36The islanders gather.
29:50A flame, it does burn.
29:52A recoupling looms.
29:54Their bum cheeks do squirm.
29:56The mood was so high.
29:57How low it has sunk.
29:59But who cares about them?
30:01Let's bring on the monk.
30:02All eyes, eyes on me.
30:06Watch me rising higher.
30:09So bright, set you free.
30:12Burn it with desire.
30:15Careful when you touch, don't get too close.
30:18You're looking for the taste of the news to go.
30:22Now that's here, because you're a new one now.
30:25You don't want to play goodbye.
30:27Good evening, Islanders.
30:29How are you going?
30:31How are you all going?
30:31Good.
30:32Good.
30:32You know what, fun fact, do you know if you make out for 10 minutes, you can burn up
30:36to 60 calories?
30:38Oh, there you go.
30:39That's why you're all so lean and hot, huh?
30:43Kai, lovely to meet you.
30:45Have you enjoyed your time so far?
30:47It's been a bit rough the first couple of days, but I'm starting to settle in now.
30:50It's really good.
30:50Oh, great.
30:52Tamara, nice to meet you.
30:54It's really exciting.
30:55Mateo, how are you going to do this?
30:59That's all I've got.
31:00I don't really know.
31:01Fair enough, fair enough.
31:01I don't really know.
31:06Islanders.
31:08There are currently five couples in the villa.
31:12Lacey and Kai.
31:14Yana and Mick.
31:16Sian and Ross.
31:18Gabby and Jotham.
31:21And Isabel and Connor.
31:23And there are three singles, Cooper and our two newest bombshells, Tamara and Mateo.
31:32Islanders.
31:33It is a love island sin to be single.
31:37By the end of tonight.
31:38By the end of tonight, there will be no singles in this villa.
31:49Tamara and Mateo, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
31:53Tamara, it's time for you to choose a boy to couple up with.
32:07You can choose any boy you like, regardless of whether they're in a couple.
32:11Which boy would you like to couple up with and why?
32:16I would like to couple up with this boy because when I walked in, I was initially attracted to him right away.
32:22We had a really good, intelligent conversation.
32:24And I think we have pretty similar banter and similar humour.
32:30So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
32:36Mick.
32:44Mick, you look good together.
32:46I'm good.
32:47You're very good.
32:50How are you feeling?
32:51I'll be better than I did the other night, that's for sure.
32:53Oh, yeah, yeah.
32:54You're smiling a lot more.
32:55That's it.
32:56I think we look very nice together.
32:57You do.
32:58Well, she looks better than me, but, yeah.
33:01Well, Tamara and Mick, you are now officially a couple.
33:04Please take a seat.
33:16Over to you, Mateo.
33:18Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
33:21Uh, I would like to couple up with this girl because I feel like we share similar values, um, and, I don't know, I feel like we're kind of looking for that same sort of person.
33:33So, the girl I would like to couple up with is...
33:38Dangerous games.
33:43Lacey.
33:45Dangerous games.
33:50Dangerous games.
33:51Dangerous games.
33:55Lacey oh my god you look pretty shocked by that yeah to be honest I wasn't expecting that um we
34:07did have a good really cool conversation today but yeah I was not expecting that are you taking
34:13that as a compliment yeah yeah yeah oh good and Kai how's it going over there yeah I mean is what
34:22it is he had to have to choose someone I mean it's not the birthday I wanted to really want to end on
34:29but look it is what it is he had to choose and I can't be can't be disappointed with his decision
34:33well Lacey and Mateo you're now officially a couple go and take a seat thank you
34:39Islanders the bombs have had their say Tamara and Mick and Mateo and Lacey you're locked in as
35:04couples and you're safe that leaves us with four girls and five boys the maths not adding up
35:14tonight is a recoupling girls will pick boys and whichever boy is left single will be dumped
35:26can all the boys except for Mateo and Mick please come and stand on the stairs
35:33Sian please stand up
35:47which boy would you like to couple up with and why I would like to couple up with this boy tonight
35:57because we have unreal banter I believe we do have a genuine connection um and I've honestly never
36:03laughed so hard in my life so tonight the boy I would like to couple up with is Rossi baby
36:11Ross what do you think of his speech oh very flattered um and the feelings mutual well Sian and Ross
36:26you're locked in as a couple Isabel please stand up
36:32I would like to couple up with this boy because since coming into the villa we've had such an
36:41amazing time together and I want to continue to see where our connection goes so the boy I would
36:48like to couple up with is Connor
36:52Connor was that a shock I had an idea yeah you had an idea hello inkling did you like what you heard
37:09I did I'd like to hear more but we can save that
37:12Isabel and Connor you're locked in as a couple Gabby please stand up
37:20I would like to couple up with this boy because he's hot as fuck
37:30he makes me feel safe he's brought out a side to me that look I didn't even know I had
37:38so the boy I'd like to couple up with is Jotham
37:43well Jotham Gabby used the O word the outside the villa
37:59the outside I know
38:00well Gabby and Jotham you're now a couple
38:04well done
38:05thank you
38:05two boys on the steps
38:16and only one girl left to pick
38:22Yana please stand up
38:24what's going through your head
38:31I feel like I've been around around the runner in this villa
38:36yeah it's been pretty fucked recently
38:39but yeah just another situation I guess like this
38:44so we'll see
38:46as if the choice wasn't hard enough
38:50you're now facing a boy that you're in love with a matter of months ago
38:56or someone you picked on day one
39:00and had an initial bond with
39:02which boy would you like to couple up with
39:08and why
39:09oh shit sorry
39:18but I can't
39:23having been in an impossible situation all week
39:42Yana finds herself in another impossible situation
39:46which boy would you like to couple up with
39:49and why
39:50oh shit sorry
39:55oh I can't
40:02oh I can't
40:02um I can't even talk guys
40:19um I would like to couple up with this boy
40:25because I think he has really gotten along with everyone in this villa already
40:30I feel like there is some genuine connections with people that he's been able to make
40:37I think I want to give him a shot at getting a connection with someone
40:43so the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
40:52Kai
40:56I'll lock it up
41:03fuck me
41:17sorry coops
41:22nah it's all good
41:24there's nothing there so it makes sense
41:25yeah
41:26good luck sharing a bed with your ex though
41:28yeah
41:29thanks
41:31good luck going home
41:33oh my god
41:36Kai
41:39is there anything you want to say to Yana before we move on
41:42um look I'm stoked that she picked me
41:44I genuinely didn't think that would happen
41:47um
41:48I think we didn't really get off to the right foot when I first come in here
41:51and um
41:52you know I just appreciate she's given me another chance
41:56yeah thank you
41:57do you think she's made the right decision
42:00look honestly I hope she has I think she has and
42:04yeah
42:05that's all I've really got to say about it really I'm a bit shocked
42:08Yana is there a possibility with Kai
42:12um there's definitely comfort with Kai like I was there for a long time but yeah I don't know I don't know what the next steps are honestly
42:22Kai
42:23Kai how's it feel hearing that
42:24yeah look I'm speechless to be honest with you
42:27I'm
42:27I don't even know I've got nothing to say really I'm
42:31yeah pretty gobsmacked that I'm sitting there
42:34Cooper come over here
42:37oh darling
42:38how are you
42:39good
42:39do you understand Yana's decision or
42:42um
42:43do you think she made a mistake
42:44I just feel sorry for her having to share a bed with her ex that's going to be a rough one tonight
42:48well Cooper I'm going to make it official
42:52you have been dumped from the villa
42:54you have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your goodbyes
42:57sweet
42:58the rest of you
42:59I'll see you real soon
43:02no
43:03bye
43:04nice
43:05nice
43:06nice
43:07nice
43:08nice
43:09nice
43:10nice
43:11nice
43:12nice
43:13that's rough
43:14I feel that ex is sharing a bed
43:15no
43:16well I'm I'm actually happy I honestly thought he was going
43:18saying babe
43:19I love you very much
43:22I love you very much
43:23I love you very much
43:24come on
43:25I love ya
43:26I feel rattled as fuck
43:28he has no connection to me
43:30like at least Kai
43:31might be able to find a connection
43:33and yeah still in English like I know that they've got a thing so
43:36yeah
43:37I'm still in my head weighing up what's better what's worse but at the end of the day
43:41sending Cooper home hurt one person but if I were to send Kai home it would have hurt two
43:46to be honest like there's nothing really doing at this point I'm just begging for a bombshell after a bombshell
43:56I thought I was gone I thought I was gone I'm shell-shocked I don't know if I deserve
44:09to be saved by Yana I think it's a very nice gesture and I think I was very mature
44:26yeah it's made me look at her in a different way again and see that she does have a good laugh
44:56I don't even know what to say man look I don't even know what to say but I'm not
45:08gonna really cried over spilt milk I'm kind of like get to the point where I was
45:12like I've done enough in here the milk was off anyway so who gives a shit how do
45:20you feel I think you wore your heart on your sleeves you've not really blown up
45:26about like I don't feel like I really missed anything that new bombshell come
45:30in I was like if she chooses Mick she's definitely not the one for me
45:35she's pretty she can talk but you know what that's just someone that I'd
45:40probably take out for one day and probably been after like you know and the
45:48same goes for a lot of the other girls I was probably I was getting pretty over it
45:51I don't know how I feel like I'm just happy that
46:01Clive's here because I honestly thought he was going home I'm so grateful that he's here
46:05I really like him I was scared I think if he had of gone home I think that I probably would have just
46:12caught with him I was so shocked I mean I wasn't expecting Matteo to pick me yeah that's bad as well
46:18but we did have a good conversation I could tell it's just like such an uncomfortable like I don't
46:26know I'm just if anything I'm just so grateful that Kai's still here bro I thought you like would
46:32have wanted him out the villa Kai yeah well I see you're gonna be fine now with him in the
46:37villa because you did save him did you yeah but I didn't want to be in a bed with someone I'm not
46:42that comfortable with why did you think I should have done the other one no I just thought you
46:47would have wanted him out the villa while you could I'm like really confused I think every single one
46:53of us in the villa would have dumped our ex we would have been like here's your payback happy
46:58fucking birthday see you later Mack yourself 100% are your thoughts like wanting to rekindle or are you
47:04thinking it was more I was thinking for Lacey because I could say she wasn't happy I don't
47:10I feel guilty man like what do you feel you do you never say that if anyone should like you should
47:15be films out for Jana right now I don't even know what to say man she's had a rougher ride than you
47:20I reckon we did good we did very good but like now what for me like now you get to know Mateo yeah but
47:40he's like he wants to get to know Lace I wouldn't bet on that I don't think from what she said that she
47:49gave him any of those ideas in the first place yeah but she was saying that shit about Kai he should be
47:55like oh me and Kai haven't chatted properly like and then next minute they're macking on like I think
48:00she comes across more into the guy when she's talking to the guy but then when she says to us
48:05like she makes it out as if like they were just having a normal conversation yeah what do you think
48:09she's trying to like mail validation she obviously to get picked by Mateo had to do something in order
48:16for him to have a feeling that she wanted him how are you feeling though babe oh my god I would have
48:23um like oh like yeah I was not expecting y'all to pick Kai I'm just grateful that he's here
48:31I just get worried because I just feel like like me and Jocelyn ever since sharing a bed we've gotten
48:37so close like sharing a bed is so intimate yes especially being exes like if I was Lacey I definitely
48:43wouldn't be happy Jana has been in such a state being in here with her ex-boyfriend tonight was her
48:50opportunity to literally dump him from the villa and she didn't do it I just feel like there must be
48:57some feelings for her to still be out I feel I feel like I get different vibes so I do genuinely feel
49:03like she took into consideration that you and him had a connection I think so too she was so
49:09I don't know if it was my ex I would be like love you girls we've known each other for weeks someone
49:13else but like I'm done with my ex yeah I mean right now Lacey's grateful but watch this space exes in bed
49:19together not a good sign
49:23turn my back to find a knife within it
49:29I thought it would be spewing
49:31I think you can be pretty happy about how you came in here though like you literally played it like you were
49:35you were too nice even
49:37I just played like I was on the outside
49:39yeah I just do exactly what I do you do realize that you're gonna be like a national treasure yeah I know
49:47like hundred percent I've said it once I'll say it again Mick is just an idiot Mick the dick
49:53has got no brain that that that that that he is stupid I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
49:59oh thank you
50:01the best man has won as we always
50:03knew he was gonna do
50:07Cooper goes packing
50:09send him on his way
50:11but I did take his bag
50:13down as a little parting gift
50:15goodbye my friend
50:17see you later I'll see you on the outside
50:19yes maybe
50:21catch you later
50:23see you brother
50:25see you in the ring mate
50:27we love you
50:29love you coops
50:31love you coops
50:33oh
50:35not too quick
50:41I don't have any regrets I think I sort of just chased about anything up a tree that I could find
50:45and it sort of just was a dead end
50:47like I know exactly what I'm looking for
50:49and I won't change the way I look at things just for someone else
50:53I don't think Kai should be here instead of me but good luck to him
51:01mate you just got kissed on the dick at the last minute by your ex on your birthday so happy birthday good luck
51:07good luck sharing a bed with your ex that sucks
51:15not all heroes wear cowboy hats moon
51:19I'm pretty sure Cooper meant to say happy birthday Kai
51:23anyway next time the islanders get a taste of forbidden fruit
51:27emphasis on the forbidden fruit
51:29emphasis on the forbidden
51:33next time
51:35I can't tell if he likes me or not
51:37I can't tell if he likes me or not
51:39does Ross give a toss
51:41you physically seem distant to me
51:43I feel like we've just been a bit
51:45stagnant
51:47and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit
51:51it was sexy, it was fun
51:53we're normally so vanilla
51:55but not everyone
51:57makes me look like a mug
51:59two can play that game
52:01likes the taste
52:03if you're gonna kiss your ex
52:05tell me that you're not going to kiss your ex
52:07kiss your ex
52:09I'm done
52:11what do you mean you're gonna suck his face like what do you want me to do
52:13just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off
52:15but how is that fair
52:17Kai just fuck off
52:19just go
52:21what a joke eh
52:35I'm
52:37I'm
52:39I'm
52:41I'm
52:43I'm
52:45I'm
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