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00:00engine rare for me to hear from you what's going on huh what do you mean you came across a natural
00:24just that guy fell into my lap back in no man's land and wouldn't you know it turns out he's got
00:31powers we haven't seen that before kind to boot obviously i had to convince him to join up with
00:37us so you two have a play date after i'm done here see you then hey i never said anything about joining
00:46your gang of weirdos it's cute you think you've got other options oh shut up i've told you i gotta
00:52get back up to the you're lucky to be alive you know back up old man only really needs to go
00:57wandering in no man's land a couple more huffs of that air and i'd be calling you a dead idiot right
01:02now and you nearly got sold for parts after getting kidnapped talk about some rotten luck you better
01:09thank that nice man for keeping you together doctor's orders little boy bite me asshole
01:16and fix your face bomb nugget
01:20thanks for that you know paying but seriously all i'm after is information i don't have time to go
01:39trash hunting or whatever it is still not getting it squirt those kidnappers weren't unique in how they
01:43felt about spherites you're free to ask around about getting back to the sphere but you're screwed
01:50if they find out who you are
01:52look here's what you gotta let sink in this just isn't the kind of place where stuff like info comes
02:01without a cost now shut up and stay close
02:08never let go forever
02:12never let go forever
02:15never let go forever
02:17never let go forever
02:20FULL NONCHES
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Yeah!
02:26Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33What do you see with the bears?
02:35Be a baby, can't take the never hurts the same
02:39It's all the fight, so make it down, no doubt, no
02:40Oh!
02:41Can't do so!
02:42Go feed it, feed the fire, I'm angel
02:45Oh no no, girl, graffiti
02:48So, is, oh, is, oh
02:49Hold your head up, nobody's talking
02:51I can't pass on me
02:53Never let me go
02:55It's fucking time
02:58Love my me
03:00Send me
03:01This is a trick and effect
03:04I don't think that
03:06I'm holding on
03:09Could you get your name?
03:11I'm going to kill you
03:15Ah
03:17I just want you
03:19I don't think that
03:21What do you think?
03:24I'm fine
03:25Deep
03:29Marshall
03:31It's
03:31is
03:33the
03:35it's
03:38is
03:38Is
03:42a
03:43Oh, damn. Someone had the munchies.
04:03I mean, it figures, because you about barfed yourself inside out thanks to all that garbage you gobbled up.
04:11This is so weird.
04:13I always thought the pit, or the ground, would be nothing but trash.
04:17Instead, it's trash and real food and people and cities.
04:25So, I'm assuming your name's not brat or kid.
04:29Rudo.
04:30Rudo. Huh. Good name.
04:38Sure, I guess.
04:40All right. Time for your first ground-life crash course.
04:46Here on the ground, trash ain't all that builds up.
04:49Emotions, or anima, do the same thing.
04:53And sometimes anima converts into energy, which is a whole grab bag of fun consequences.
04:58Trash beasts, for example, are one such fun consequence.
05:05And as you experienced, they'll attack humans on sight.
05:09They generally stick to dump areas, so they're not a daily worry for everyone.
05:13But they've been known to terrorize a city every now and then.
05:16Why not just stay in cities and beef up the defenses?
05:21Because human nature says that things go bad if we stay cooped up too long.
05:26Yeah, that tracks.
05:27You've seen that taking out trash beasts ain't easy, and that's because of their cores.
05:33Basically, concentrated anima.
05:36You need specialty items, like your gloves.
05:41How's that work?
05:43It's a lot like the knife a chef faithfully cleans and sharpens.
05:47Or the trusty pen a writer always keeps at their side.
05:50It's simple.
05:52With TLC and time, anima will inhabit any object.
05:55And that's when they become something else.
05:58You might call them treasures.
06:00We call them vital instruments.
06:03You need anima to beat anima.
06:05That's why vital instruments work on trash beasts.
06:09But what makes a vital instrument a vital instrument is someone who can draw out its power.
06:14And I just happen to be one of those someones.
06:17That what you're saying?
06:19We both are, kid.
06:21And there ain't that many like us around.
06:23We are givers.
06:29I guess Red Toe really was right all along.
06:34Now, here's my pitch.
06:37The Cleaners are a gang of trashed beast exterminators.
06:41We need all the givers we can get.
06:43That's why you want me.
06:46So that's the deal, right?
06:47I say yes, and you tell me how to get to the sphere?
06:51Well, yeah, I'm gonna be real with you.
06:54I don't have the vaguest whiff of an idea of how to get you back up there.
06:58Then why the hell would you make me think that you did?
07:01Because I wanted you to be receptive to my pitch.
07:04You?
07:06I may be a dead end, but my boss keeps up to date.
07:10Probably knows a thing about a thing.
07:11So now I've got to meet your boss to maybe learn how to get back?
07:18New topic?
07:19Who gave you those gloves?
07:20My dad did.
07:24They were a gift.
07:29And now they're...
07:31They're all I have to remember him.
07:33I'm sorry.
07:37He must have been a really damn good one considering how well you take care of those busted up things.
07:42You gotta put your whole heart into whatever you care about.
07:46It's a simple concept, but most people can't do it.
07:49It's clear those gloves your daddy gave you got soul.
07:52So keep putting your heart into them.
07:54Uh-oh.
08:05Well, that's my pitch.
08:06Your turn to think it over.
08:08And while you're doing that...
08:09Engine!
08:11I, um...
08:13Thanks for, you know, everything.
08:15I owe you one.
08:16That's for you to do whatever while I'm gone.
08:24Be sure to pace yourself.
08:26No way.
08:28You sure about this?
08:30Oh, yeah, totally.
08:31I made a serious killing off of selling your old spherite clothes.
08:35That's how I covered your treatment and lunch.
08:37You don't have to thank me or anything.
08:39Charity is its own reward.
08:43Get back here so I can kick your ass!
08:46Hey, I just thought you'd like to not get harassed or killed because of your threats.
08:50Besides, you're only pissed because I told you.
08:53This part of your pitch, too, you dirt muncher?
08:55Yep.
08:56Anyway, I'm up to meet up with your trainer.
08:59Just sit tight, okay?
09:01I'm done with these jerks the second I find my way up to the sphere!
09:08Oh, crap!
09:09That's my cash!
09:10Come back, you sneaky asshole!
09:16Stop running!
09:28Stop running!
09:36You brought this on yourself!
09:38No biting, fleabag!
09:41Hey.
09:47That's mine, you little shit.
09:50Give it back, or I'll make you.
09:53The hell?
09:59What are you talking about?
10:01This money belongs to me.
10:03You can't just say it's yours and-
10:04No, you idiot.
10:06I'm talking about the stick.
10:08Eh?
10:09This thing?
10:11It's just a dumb stick, man.
10:13Dude, ew.
10:26Engine's got that emblem.
10:29It's not dumb, and it's not something you get to steal and then walk away without a busted face.
10:34Oh, man.
10:39Is he a cleaner?
10:42Now pay attention.
10:44I'm about to teach you some respect.
10:47With some help from my lovely assist staff.
10:50I'm only gonna say this one time, you hear me?
11:00You steal somebody's treasure, you face the consequences.
11:05Mr. Rudo the natural.
11:08Wait, you know about me?
11:10Are you one of those cleaner guys?
11:12Yeah.
11:14Engine gave me the lowdown on you and your situation.
11:16I'm with the Akita Cleaners.
11:20Zanka and Nijiku.
11:21And thanks to Engine, I've been put in charge of training your sorry ass.
11:26He's got high hopes for you, but you're a long way from reaching them.
11:31Especially if I've got to teach you something basic like don't steal from people.
11:36What?
11:36Look, a cat robbed me and all I was trying to do is get my money back!
11:40You keep talking and all I hear is that your daddy didn't raise you right.
11:43This asshole, he doesn't know what he's saying!
11:48No one talks about Recto like that!
11:52Rudo.
11:54People can't hear you when you come at them angry.
11:57They're too busy trying not to get hurt or hurt you back.
12:02Plus, ladies don't think it's sexy.
12:04I bet you Chila hates hot-headed guys.
12:06You gotta try and meet people where they're at.
12:12That means cooling off and thinking about how they feel.
12:18This is what he was talking about.
12:21Okay.
12:22He thinks that I tried to steal something he cares a lot about,
12:25and now he's pissed.
12:27I get that.
12:28Because I'd be just as angry if someone stole my gloves.
12:31I wasn't thinking, okay?
12:36I didn't know it was special, but I took it, and that was messed up.
12:41I'm really sorry.
12:49Nah, it's cool, man.
12:51I mean, you did give it right back and all.
12:54Sorry I came at you so hard.
12:56It's just that this thing's my treasure, you know?
12:58Still, I shouldn't have lost my head.
13:00A teacher should really know better.
13:05I think that's the first time I've ever diffused a situation!
13:09Red Toe wasn't totally full of it!
13:12You are joining the cleaners, am I right?
13:14So how about we start over, yeah?
13:17Well, what do you say?
13:18We cool?
13:19Yeah, sure.
13:21Awesome, man.
13:22And by the way, what's your vital instrument?
13:25I'm pretty sure it's my gloves.
13:27I'd show you, but I don't know how to turn them on or whatever.
13:31That's fine.
13:32Let me see.
13:34Those things are actually pretty awesome, you know?
13:37Okay, what just happened?
13:38Because he looks like a completely different person.
13:41He's just smiling, though.
13:43Is that it?
13:45It is!
13:45Now I get it?
13:47That's why Red Toe kept telling me to fix my face!
13:51It's freaky how much a smile can change how you look!
13:55Question is, can I pull it off?
13:57Maybe.
13:57I've been practicing for a while.
13:59I should be able to smile by now!
14:01I'm gonna do it!
14:03Get ready, you son of a bitch!
14:06Enough about me.
14:08What made you decide to join our band of weirdos?
14:10I wouldn't say I joined.
14:14It's kind of more like I'm lending a hand until I get what I want from you guys.
14:22I was being nice to you, dirtbag!
14:24Why you gotta go and make fun of me for it?
14:28Where'd this come from?
14:29That was my best smile!
14:31Why are you so angry at me?
14:33In what reality was that face a smile?
14:36You looked like you eat puppies for fun!
14:38Damn it!
14:39What was I doing wrong?
14:41Were my eyes too open?
14:42No!
14:43I must have been showing way too much teeth!
14:46I've got it!
14:52You get dropped on your head at the tent or what?!
14:55Is this what I get for letting you off the hook?
14:58You must really want me to whoop you!
15:00Hey!
15:01I told you that I was just smiling!
15:03You got a problem with smiling now, you uppity prick?!
15:06You think you got a big dick to swing because Engine talked you up?!
15:09We're out here every damn day putting our lives on the line fighting trash beasts and other nastiness!
15:14And you say you're just gonna lend us a hand until you get what you want?
15:18This isn't a game, idiot!
15:20And I won't let your shitty ass gold get people killed!
15:23Get out!
15:25Change this shitty bloody world!
15:28Make it something worth living in!
15:33I'm sorry.
15:35What'd you just say?
15:37You think I'm doing this for some shitty ass gold?
15:41Shut your damn mouth!
15:42You don't know anything!
15:44So you don't get to decide what it's worth!
15:46You got that?!
15:47Well, I tried, but the second we met, I had a feeling I really wasn't going to like you.
16:03Feelings mutual!
16:07You said your vital instrument was your gloves.
16:11Hold up.
16:12Did you just...
16:14How's that possible?
16:16You can turn any object you touch into a vital instrument?
16:27I never would have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
16:34Now I get it.
16:36That's what he meant by natural.
16:40Impressive.
16:41But if you can't back it up, well, even against someone as basic as me, you're already dead.
16:51What the hell?
16:52When did he throw it?
17:00Come on, Mr. Natural, keep up!
17:03Your vital instrument's doing all the work!
17:05And it's barely holding up against a stick!
17:08What a sorry excuse for offense.
17:21Guess your power is the only decent thing you got.
17:25What's this?
17:26Oh, it's a fludger!
17:40It's a what now?
17:41Wait, you don't know?
17:43Um, it's just like a stick!
17:45For Pooh!
17:46Look, I have no idea what you're trying to do, but it's not going to work on me, alright?
17:50Come here!
17:51Stay away!
18:02I don't get this guy.
18:03Why is he freaking out?
18:05Whatever this is must really be something to have him running scared.
18:09Time out!
18:09Time out!
18:10You!
18:10I called time out!
18:12At least quit swinging that thing around!
18:14Come on, I said stop!
18:37This is funny, man!
18:38This is funny, man!
19:08Hmm.
19:27Hmm.
19:36Hmm.
19:37Hmm.
19:37Hmm.
19:38Hey, so are you two best friends yet or what?
19:44Hmm?
19:47You're killing me!
20:02You guys bonded over a doo-doo duel?
20:05That is truly priceless.
20:08I've never been more humiliated than right now.
20:20I was slinging turds the whole time.
20:24I thought I was so cool.
20:26Zonka's the closest the ground gets to making a spoiled rich kid.
20:30Have you plugged diarrhea at him?
20:35Kill me.
20:35Please, just kill me now.
20:42Oh, man.
20:43Well, it wasn't the most dignified first meeting, but hey, you got a good story out of it, so that's something.
20:50As far as trainers go, Zonka's the best we've got at controlling vital instruments.
20:54Believe me, you're in good hands with him.
20:56Engine thinks I'm the best we've got.
21:00Engine?
21:01The Engine thinks I'm the best?
21:04Oh, hey.
21:09Didn't see you back there, Ryo.
21:11What's up?
21:16Got curious about the new guy.
21:19Your name's Rudo, right?
21:21Um, yeah.
21:23Is she a cleaner too?
21:24I'm so jealous of your hair.
21:29Did you dye it yourself or what?
21:31Ugh, never mind.
21:32This is way too soft to be dyed.
21:36This is actually happening.
21:39A beautiful woman's playing with my hair.
21:42Does this just happen on the ground?
21:44Buckle up.
21:46Time to get rolling.
21:51It's a cleaner HQ.
21:55Our home sweet home.
22:14That's how I bring it to you.
22:22You know how to pick up your hair.
22:23Here it goes.
22:25It doesn't cost you feel sick.
22:25You and I.
22:27That's how IублОinas are.
22:29Here here are you who are in my life.
22:30But it's a joy.
22:30Gem êł ì–‘, amà€ż Ashley for his breath.
22:32Hello?
22:33Hurricanes are all gatling.
22:34All people weren't in that paradise.
22:36Eat football guys.
22:37Listen about up na 7時,
22:38and say no more uncomfortable than you,
22:41You know I'm just by my head.
22:43TheNER is a 바로 outwork,
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23:10I'm a dreamer, I'm a dreamer of your words
23:17I'm a dreamer of the world that is being destroyed by the fire
23:22I'm a dreamer, and I'm a dreamer, and I'm a dreamer
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