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00:00you sure you want to stay my home is here now never forget what happened here today today is all you
00:18have oh and will yep one last thing no more whammy tuck tuck okay
00:43yes dad loves the movie it's just amazing what they can do with special effects these days
00:48how you doing about pop dad special it's a long story shut up and kiss me
00:59okay i'm turning in very funny that dad there's like five minutes the weather waits for no one
01:05pop cool what can i get you gotta be in the news station bright and early tomorrow have fun kids
01:09dad good movie
01:15dad seriously hasn't been the same since mom passed away
01:28and if you look right here we got sunshine all the way through the weekend into monday
01:32oh this is gonna be my walkout for today uh remember to say hi to you guys duncan are those
01:41moms prosperous i know she locked them in those planners but i thought they might do better over
01:47on this side the western sun can pack a punch the fortune favors the bulls
01:54the black widow strikes again oh hi boys i'm just recreating my gold medal winning run at the 2001
02:17world games in japan oh kudos to that good old you for sticking at it a shark never sleeps
02:25i wish all dad was a shark yeah dad's been super zonked lately he just never saves up for movie nights
02:34anymore you know who gets super zonked watching movies no sean penn
02:40wait you know sean penn very well i'm reminded of a pool tournament in dubai actually sean was hiding
02:49from the paparazzi in my hotel room okay so what is the paparazzi exactly they were trying to snap a
02:56salacious photo of the two of us for the tabloids but we were just really close friends okay all night
03:03we waited for the precise moment sean could sneak out of my room of course the longer we waited the worse
03:09it looked oh my god now sean was notorious for zonking out just like that and we only had dubai tv
03:16channels to entertain us this is just getting better and better just when sean was about to zonk out
03:23his all-time favorite movie came on the tv lawrence of arabia i just got goose pimples long story even
03:30longer sean finished his film evaded the tabloids and stayed happily married to robin wright for another
03:36seven years who i'm also friends with we still laugh about it to this day long story even longer
03:44so if we played that's favorite movie he'll stay up with us it's worth a shot
03:50enemy fleet fast approaching down periscope good periscope
04:06they should all make them like they used to right dad uh classic the captain can't seem to catch a break
04:12contact yeah i think i read he passed away not too long ago actually but uh
04:20well it's funny as hell in this movie i can tell you that right now
04:25my dearest wife a man is not meant for these cold dark waters how i miss thee how i long for your warm
04:35embrace your soft lips your subtle melons melons christ all right i'm not sure if i want to stick
04:44around for this what no that he was referring to actual melon it's not sex dad she's literally holding
04:50now it's not intercourse dad yeah yeah i'm sure okay all right
04:56can someone please explain to me what just happened
04:59i don't know but i'm gonna make this right you can bet your bottom doll on that
05:12i'm sure he wants to stay up sometimes us wrinkly funny duddies have trouble finishing movies
05:19ain't that the truth wrinkly funny duddies if i look half as good as you two ladies at your age
05:25i'm gonna be thinking my lucky stars oh here we go why can't young men be more like you preston
05:34some tells me this gentleman has a story to tell ladies
05:38jalapeno papa wow that's quite a shirt you have on oh thank you and look at that doy the design wraps
05:46all the way around ruth you sew like how do they even do that oh they must have printed on the fabric
05:54first then they sew the garment together after so what's the terror within terror within oh it's
06:02like the granddaddy of horror movies first time i saw her with him i didn't sleep for like a week
06:08very interesting didn't sleep for a whole week you say they're on sale for 7.99
06:17the terror within agatha a convict on the run seeks out her reclusive mother in hopes of tracking down
06:28her missing daughter journaling into the mouth of hell agatha will stop at nothing even if that means
06:34confronting her terrifying past that's gonna be too scared to sleep for a whole month and it says here
06:39it's a horrifying examination of intergenerational trauma that's amazing and the san francisco time says
06:44it's a modern day retelling of little red riding hood paying for your thoughts duncan or do you
06:49just have petunias in there we could always try another one of zap's favorite movies duncan if you're
06:54too scared we can totally watch something else no i'm i'm not scared seriously duncan seriously i'm not
07:01scared hold up duncan's scared of watching terror within true or false false
07:08donald's not scared false alarm and come hungry i got everyone's favorite ice cream for tonight
07:18peanut butter swaffled tristan chocolate macadamia crunch for a duncan did you get that cookies and
07:23cream he'll only eat cookies and cream it's all under control duncan the last thing i want you guys to
07:29do is worry that's my job here take this if you get too scared the truth is trust and i am scared
07:40i'm scared of this family falling apart
07:42it's the only way
07:55honey
07:57who are you where am i wow was last night that forgettable
08:05i like nabiola she's just what agatha needs right now so is that agatha's friend dang that
08:17you cleaned your bowl hmm you'll have to give me the recipe yum yum yum
08:26you're not making any sense agatha where are you
08:29i have to go think fast that's firing the torpedoes tonight down periscope give me a doggy treat
08:43pass the pigskin i'm open don't you mean pass the melon
08:46you're not making a doggy treat
08:51interception by preston
08:53mom is that you preston hell may i stay dead
09:11boys i'm so sorry
09:13no dad we need apologize oh my god dad you did nothing wrong
09:18we're the ones that made you stay up
09:21i'll take the heat fellas
09:24the scary movie was my brilliant idea
09:27as for the ice cream i secretly laced dad's bowl with pre-workout powder
09:33for an extra boost of energy
09:36it's like i need a movie night to work so badly that i'll stop at nothing
09:40but i'm the eldest and i should have been leading by example i killed mom's petunias
09:48kill mom's petunias you bonk your head duncan i've never seen them so hardy
09:53those are fakes i over watered the real ones i wanted to make you guys proud but i'm as funny as
10:00those silk petunias out back the worst part is i made mom upset hogwash if your mother was still alive
10:08she'd be proud of all you boys i know i am well the apple doesn't fall fall from the chain i can
10:14tell you that the truth is i miss your mom so much it hurts but i'm reminded of her every day when i
10:19look into each one of your faces
10:24i've made a real mess of movie night haven't i i don't know the green blob kind of enhances the
10:29movie actually we find out the green blob is actually zombie blood or something they should
10:36rename the movie dad the zombie killer
10:49back at mom's good graces i see congratulations for accomplishing your mission you've been promoted
10:54the chief corporal officer the insectoids are attacking our base will you fight with us today is all we
11:02have
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