Haha, You Clowns Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00you sure you want to stay my home is here now never forget what happened here today today is all you

00:18have oh and will yep one last thing no more whammy tuck tuck okay

00:43yes dad loves the movie it's just amazing what they can do with special effects these days

00:48how you doing about pop dad special it's a long story shut up and kiss me

00:59okay i'm turning in very funny that dad there's like five minutes the weather waits for no one

01:05pop cool what can i get you gotta be in the news station bright and early tomorrow have fun kids

01:09dad good movie

01:15dad seriously hasn't been the same since mom passed away

01:28and if you look right here we got sunshine all the way through the weekend into monday

01:32oh this is gonna be my walkout for today uh remember to say hi to you guys duncan are those

01:41moms prosperous i know she locked them in those planners but i thought they might do better over

01:47on this side the western sun can pack a punch the fortune favors the bulls

01:54the black widow strikes again oh hi boys i'm just recreating my gold medal winning run at the 2001

02:17world games in japan oh kudos to that good old you for sticking at it a shark never sleeps

02:25i wish all dad was a shark yeah dad's been super zonked lately he just never saves up for movie nights

02:34anymore you know who gets super zonked watching movies no sean penn

02:40wait you know sean penn very well i'm reminded of a pool tournament in dubai actually sean was hiding

02:49from the paparazzi in my hotel room okay so what is the paparazzi exactly they were trying to snap a

02:56salacious photo of the two of us for the tabloids but we were just really close friends okay all night

03:03we waited for the precise moment sean could sneak out of my room of course the longer we waited the worse

03:09it looked oh my god now sean was notorious for zonking out just like that and we only had dubai tv

03:16channels to entertain us this is just getting better and better just when sean was about to zonk out

03:23his all-time favorite movie came on the tv lawrence of arabia i just got goose pimples long story even

03:30longer sean finished his film evaded the tabloids and stayed happily married to robin wright for another

03:36seven years who i'm also friends with we still laugh about it to this day long story even longer

03:44so if we played that's favorite movie he'll stay up with us it's worth a shot

03:50enemy fleet fast approaching down periscope good periscope

04:06they should all make them like they used to right dad uh classic the captain can't seem to catch a break

04:12contact yeah i think i read he passed away not too long ago actually but uh

04:20well it's funny as hell in this movie i can tell you that right now

04:25my dearest wife a man is not meant for these cold dark waters how i miss thee how i long for your warm

04:35embrace your soft lips your subtle melons melons christ all right i'm not sure if i want to stick

04:44around for this what no that he was referring to actual melon it's not sex dad she's literally holding

04:50now it's not intercourse dad yeah yeah i'm sure okay all right

04:56can someone please explain to me what just happened

04:59i don't know but i'm gonna make this right you can bet your bottom doll on that

05:12i'm sure he wants to stay up sometimes us wrinkly funny duddies have trouble finishing movies

05:19ain't that the truth wrinkly funny duddies if i look half as good as you two ladies at your age

05:25i'm gonna be thinking my lucky stars oh here we go why can't young men be more like you preston

05:34some tells me this gentleman has a story to tell ladies

05:38jalapeno papa wow that's quite a shirt you have on oh thank you and look at that doy the design wraps

05:46all the way around ruth you sew like how do they even do that oh they must have printed on the fabric

05:54first then they sew the garment together after so what's the terror within terror within oh it's

06:02like the granddaddy of horror movies first time i saw her with him i didn't sleep for like a week

06:08very interesting didn't sleep for a whole week you say they're on sale for 7.99

06:17the terror within agatha a convict on the run seeks out her reclusive mother in hopes of tracking down

06:28her missing daughter journaling into the mouth of hell agatha will stop at nothing even if that means

06:34confronting her terrifying past that's gonna be too scared to sleep for a whole month and it says here

06:39it's a horrifying examination of intergenerational trauma that's amazing and the san francisco time says

06:44it's a modern day retelling of little red riding hood paying for your thoughts duncan or do you

06:49just have petunias in there we could always try another one of zap's favorite movies duncan if you're

06:54too scared we can totally watch something else no i'm i'm not scared seriously duncan seriously i'm not

07:01scared hold up duncan's scared of watching terror within true or false false

07:08donald's not scared false alarm and come hungry i got everyone's favorite ice cream for tonight

07:18peanut butter swaffled tristan chocolate macadamia crunch for a duncan did you get that cookies and

07:23cream he'll only eat cookies and cream it's all under control duncan the last thing i want you guys to

07:29do is worry that's my job here take this if you get too scared the truth is trust and i am scared

07:40i'm scared of this family falling apart

07:42it's the only way

07:55honey

07:57who are you where am i wow was last night that forgettable

08:05i like nabiola she's just what agatha needs right now so is that agatha's friend dang that

08:17you cleaned your bowl hmm you'll have to give me the recipe yum yum yum

08:26you're not making any sense agatha where are you

08:29i have to go think fast that's firing the torpedoes tonight down periscope give me a doggy treat

08:43pass the pigskin i'm open don't you mean pass the melon

08:46you're not making a doggy treat

08:51interception by preston

08:53mom is that you preston hell may i stay dead

09:11boys i'm so sorry

09:13no dad we need apologize oh my god dad you did nothing wrong

09:18we're the ones that made you stay up

09:21i'll take the heat fellas

09:24the scary movie was my brilliant idea

09:27as for the ice cream i secretly laced dad's bowl with pre-workout powder

09:33for an extra boost of energy

09:36it's like i need a movie night to work so badly that i'll stop at nothing

09:40but i'm the eldest and i should have been leading by example i killed mom's petunias

09:48kill mom's petunias you bonk your head duncan i've never seen them so hardy

09:53those are fakes i over watered the real ones i wanted to make you guys proud but i'm as funny as

10:00those silk petunias out back the worst part is i made mom upset hogwash if your mother was still alive

10:08she'd be proud of all you boys i know i am well the apple doesn't fall fall from the chain i can

10:14tell you that the truth is i miss your mom so much it hurts but i'm reminded of her every day when i

10:19look into each one of your faces

10:24i've made a real mess of movie night haven't i i don't know the green blob kind of enhances the

10:29movie actually we find out the green blob is actually zombie blood or something they should

10:36rename the movie dad the zombie killer

10:49back at mom's good graces i see congratulations for accomplishing your mission you've been promoted

10:54the chief corporal officer the insectoids are attacking our base will you fight with us today is all we

11:02have

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