Smiling Friends Season 3 Episode 3

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00:00Mr. Ventura, how do you justify your insanity in being wrong about everything?

00:11Excuse me, I saw the tape of President Shrimp being shot.

00:15Okay, I'm an expert marksman, and I couldn't have made the shot.

00:19He's right, Pim. I mean, like, if you really think about it, he's right.

00:22Can we change it back to the funny cat compilation we had on Charlie?

00:25Wait, dude, just tell me, explain to me.

00:26How did the magic bullet go through President Shrimp's head, into the governor in front of him,

00:30then into the driver to the left of him, then behind him, into his wife,

00:33and then back into President Shrimp's head? Explain that to me, man.

00:36I don't know. I don't like to think about that stuff, Charlie, to be honest.

00:40Dude, I'm just asking.

00:45Glepp, what happened in here? There was a big noise.

00:50What's that?

00:53The floor collapsed?

00:56Him and Charlie fell down into it.

00:59Oh, my God! Somebody call the police!

01:13Charlie? Charlie, wake up!

01:16Ugh, are we dead?

01:19Am I in hell again?

01:20Oh, my gosh.

01:24Are those photos of us?

01:26Is that really what I look like, man?

01:27I need to lose weight immediately.

01:29That is really, really bad, dude.

01:31Huh?

01:34Who are you?

01:36Me?

01:36Oh, me?

01:38I am Mole Man.

01:40And can I just say,

01:41I'm so honored to finally have the Pim and Charlie

01:45in my cool mole hole.

01:47Do you like it?

01:47Oh, yeah.

01:48Just a standard mole hole.

01:50Wait, also, how do you know our names?

01:53Oh, I know everything about you two.

01:56You see,

01:57in the beginning,

01:58I lived a simple and peaceful life in my mole hole

02:00until that building of yours

02:03was erected right above my head

02:04and ruined everything.

02:06At first, listening to you two babble on and on and on

02:09nearly drove me to madness.

02:11But then something strange began to happen.

02:13I started getting used to your talking and silly shenanigans

02:15and then I even started to grow accustomed to it.

02:18What once was a passionate hatred became a craving.

02:20In your absence, I felt incomplete,

02:22so I began tunneling around with my mole abilities,

02:24following you wherever you went,

02:26admiring you from afar.

02:27Yes, I've been there the entire time,

02:30Pim and Charlie.

02:32All of your jokes,

02:33all of your banter,

02:34all of your filthy little secrets.

02:36I was there for it all.

02:38And now you're finally here

02:40and I can have you all to my mole self.

02:43Well, that's a lovely story, Mr. Mole Man,

02:45but you didn't have to capture us and tie us up.

02:47You could have just come and talked to us.

02:49Oh, that's nice of you to say, Pim,

02:51but unfortunately I cannot go to the surface

02:53because everyone will see my disgusting penis.

02:56Uh, I mean, just don't show it.

02:58Oh, a classic Charlie line.

03:01I knew you'd say a funny, quippy line like that.

03:03How cute, how quaint, how interesting,

03:05how cool, how queer, how funny, how silly, how...

03:07Dude, what do you want with us?

03:08I just want you to be yourselves.

03:14Behold!

03:16You didn't just see my penis, did you?

03:18No, I was looking at the thing you just revealed.

03:21I was... I didn't see it.

03:21Same, I was just looking at the building.

03:23Are you sure you didn't see my penis

03:25when I went, whoop, like that?

03:27No, whoop, like that?

03:28No, huh?

03:28You didn't see it then?

03:29Whoop, watch out.

03:30There it is.

03:35So, any luck?

03:36Yeah, look, unfortunately,

03:38that sinkhole completely closed up.

03:40Even if we did retrieve their bodies,

03:41they would look like ground beef,

03:43which, I mean, may sound delicious,

03:45but would be very scary for you to see.

03:47Yeah, no, that does sound delicious,

03:49but yeah, I get what you mean.

03:51All right, have a nice day.

03:53I can't believe it.

03:55They're really gone.

03:57My boys.

03:59Smiling friends, it's over.

04:03You've still got Glep and I, Mr. Boss.

04:08Wait, Alan,

04:10what if you and Glep were the new smiling friends?

04:13Um, okay.

04:14Woo-hoo!

04:15The smiling friends are back!

04:19I thought I already was a smiling friend.

04:28All right, go!

04:30What do you mean?

04:31Just, you know, do funny stuff.

04:33Do your classic, realistic dialogue with each other.

04:35Uh, hi, Pim.

04:38How are you doing?

04:39How are you doing?

04:40I'm good, Charlie.

04:42Uh, how are you doing?

04:45Excuse me.

04:48Yo, yo!

04:49What's up, my fellow crew workers?

04:52Hey, yo, guys, I've got a good one.

04:54What would you do

04:54if a gnome just ran in here all of a sudden

04:57and started going...

04:58What would you do?

05:00What would you say?

05:01Would you just want to smash it with a hammer or what?

05:03Ha-ha, that was really fun, Mole Man.

05:05You're great at this.

05:06Uh, I think we can call it a day now and go back...

05:09Oh, you guys, shh, shh, shh.

05:10I hear someone coming.

05:13You boys have a job, Ryan!

05:19Did you hear that, guys?

05:20We've got a job to go on.

05:22The three smiling friends have a job.

05:24A job, a job to go on.

05:26Let's go on a job!

05:30All right, Glep.

05:31This is very important.

05:33We can't screw this up.

05:34Eh.

05:36Hello, we're the smooly fronds.

05:38F***.

05:39Oh, wonderful.

05:40Please, come in.

05:42I've been so depressed

05:44ever since my husband ran out on me

05:45and my beautiful triplets.

05:47I just need someone to look after them

05:49while I go to work.

05:50Yeah, sure, we can do that.

05:52Great.

05:53There's a lasagna in the freezer

05:54and instructions in the fridge.

05:55Goodbye!

05:58So, do you want the lasagna now?

06:01Ow!

06:02My foot!

06:06Where?

06:12Ow!

06:16All right, here we are.

06:18We're going to make someone smile.

06:20Yay!

06:20Um, who are we supposed to be helping?

06:26Oh, you came just in time.

06:28I need you to help me smile

06:30because I'm afraid people will see

06:31my disgusting penis.

06:33Oh, sorry to hear that, Mr. Mole Man.

06:35I personally think your penis is very nice

06:37and not disgusting at all.

06:38Really?

06:39Oh, wow.

06:39Thank you, kind stranger.

06:41Wow, that's very nice of you to say.

06:42What do you think, Pim and Charlie?

06:44What do you think of his penis?

06:49I mean, yeah, I think it's...

06:52Yep.

06:52Oh, thank you.

06:53And what about you, sir?

06:55Yeah.

06:56What do you think about his penis, Charlie?

06:58I...

07:00No.

07:01No, I'm not commenting on that.

07:04My heroes don't like my penis.

07:08They hate my penis.

07:11No.

07:11That's you.

07:12No.

07:22Clamp.

07:23Charlie, I'm really scared.

07:37How are we going to get out of here?

07:38It's all right, Pim.

07:39Let's just think.

07:40What would WWE star

07:42and former governor of Minnesota,

07:43Jesse Venteri, do?

07:46Charlie, you're being psychologically manipulated.

07:50The answer's been in front of you the whole time.

07:52Just like 9-11.

07:55Oh, wait.

07:58Yeah, these are flimsy tree roots.

07:59We could have just broken out of these the whole time.

08:01Oh, yeah, you're right.

08:09Oh, no, which way do we go?

08:11No.

08:12That way.

08:12Oh, that way.

08:14Oh, no.

08:17Oh, no.

08:20Oh, no.

08:21Oh, no.

08:22Oh, no.

08:23Oh, no.

08:24Oh, no.

08:25Oh, no.

08:26Oh, no.

08:27Oh, no.

08:28Oh, no.

08:29Vivian, get in here.

08:30Little colorful characters are running around in the vents.

08:34I'm sure there are.

08:36All right, just go to sleep.

08:38How dare you run away from me, you ungrateful little twats.

08:55Wait.

08:56That sounded like Alan.

09:02Alan, Glep, what are you guys doing here?

09:04Pim, Charlie, you're alive.

09:08Ah, I've got you now.

09:13Oh, Alan and Glep, you're not even technically smiling friends, but I'll kill you anyway.

09:17F*** you.

09:22I'm home.

09:24Oh, sorry.

09:27I didn't mean to show you that.

09:28Sorry, I know it's disgusting.

09:30I'm sorry.

09:30No, I love it.

09:34Really?

09:35Yeah, I really do.

09:37My name's Maureen, by the way.

09:40Oh, that's awesome.

09:42I'm Mole Man, and you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

09:48Hey, maybe this is crazy, but do you want to marry me and be the father of my triplets?

09:55Yes, I do.

09:57Oh, hooray!

09:59Children, come in here!

10:01Meet your new mole, Daddy!

10:06I spent my whole life obsessing over Pim and Charlie, but this is my new obsession now.

10:12F*** Pim and Charlie!

10:14I have a family now.

10:19You know, I just gotta say, we avoided seeing it the whole time, Pim, and I just saw it right there,

10:24and it was not as bad as I thought.

10:25It looked pretty good.

10:26The penis?

10:26Yeah, I saw it too.

10:27Yeah, it looked good.

10:28It looked like a penis.

10:28Because he hyped it up and said it would be horrible.

10:30I thought it looked delicious.

10:33What's that?

10:33I thought the penis looked delicious.

10:54Mr. Boss, Pim and Charlie didn't die.

10:57They were alive the whole time.

11:03Goblin corn on cake.

11:10Goblin corn on cake.

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