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00:00Why is it that my stomach flutters at the mere sight of Ms. Kawaguchi?
00:12Let's try solving question number two.
00:14Why do I want to see her so desperately that I'm attending voluntary spring break lessons?
00:20Why is it that just looking at her makes my heart beat that much faster?
00:25It must be because Ms. Kawaguchi is Athena or Artemis.
00:33That's it. Ms. Kawaguchi is a god.
00:38If she really is a god, then it all makes sense.
00:43Why do I always think about Ms. Kawaguchi before I go to bed?
00:48And why does she frequently appear in my dreams?
00:53It's because she's a god.
00:55I can't think of another plausible reason why she could do such things that are beyond human comprehension.
01:08You've completed the proof. Any questions?
01:11Kaka...
01:28I'm not a terrorist.
01:52No, listen.
01:54This is not like that.
01:56You've all got it wrong.
01:59Everyone shut up!
02:00Shut up and sit down!
02:02Or I'll shoot all of you!
02:07Good.
02:09Now let's be very quiet.
02:10Damn brats.
02:13What do you...
02:15Tell us what it is that you want!
02:18You don't remember me, Chayeko Kawaguchi?
02:21We went to the same high school.
02:23We were classmates.
02:24I am here to sentence you for your crimes.
02:28I got good crates.
02:31I was a shoo-in for Tokyo University.
02:34But then it all went to shit.
02:37My life was ruined.
02:41All because you rejected me!
02:44You cost me everything,
02:47but never faced any consequences.
02:50It doesn't make sense.
02:51And that's why I had to take matters into my own hands!
03:01You...
03:01You're Kuano, right?
03:05Kuano, we were in the same class in our second year of high school.
03:09Correct.
03:09Wait, no!
03:14You're guilty!
03:15You're guilty!
03:24You can...
03:25You can do anything you want to me!
03:27I just ask that you don't hurt any of my students!
03:34Anything...
03:34He wants?
03:39Anything...
03:40That he wants?
03:42Huh?
03:44I...
03:45I can...
03:46I can do anything I want?
03:48All right then.
04:01Have sex with me.
04:05Huh?
04:05Wait, no!
04:06I didn't...
04:07I...
04:07Did I just...
04:08Say sex?
04:11Sex.
04:12Okay, I'll do it, but please promise to leave my students unharmed.
04:33Yes!
04:37Miss Kawaguchi... Miss Kawaguchi having sex?
04:42My goddess and that filthy man having sex?
04:49What is this feeling?
04:53I don't want Miss Kawaguchi to have sex.
04:58I can't stand the thought of it.
05:03No! You can't have sex with Miss Kawaguchi!
05:07What did he just say?
05:09Sasaki?
05:11Sasaki!
05:12Sasaki! Sit back down!
05:14Who are you to barge in like this?
05:17I'd never let Miss Kawaguchi be defiled by such filth like you!
05:20Sasaki! Sit down! I'm begging you, please sit back down!
05:25Miss Kawaguchi, you don't have to agree to this!
05:29Sex should be between two people who love each other!
05:33Stop it! Don't be a hero! Sit back down!
05:37You should listen to her and shut up, all right?
05:40I have to be a hero!
05:42No one else in here is going to speak up for her!
05:44And I don't want Miss Kawaguchi to have sex!
05:48What is your problem?
05:53Please help!
05:54Why does someone always have to get in my way?
06:00Huh?
06:02Huh?
06:03I'll probably get shot in a moment.
06:08I'm sure it's gonna hurt like hell.
06:11It's as though time is moving in slow motion.
06:16Is my life about to flash before my eyes?
06:20I don't want to die.
06:22But I don't want Miss Kawaguchi having sex either.
06:27Miss Kawaguchi...
06:28When did I start to think she was a god anyway?
06:39That's it.
06:40I remember.
06:42you're the only one who hasn't turned in the future plans essay Sasaki
06:55I'm sorry when I tell people they just make fun of me so I'd rather not say
07:05you'll never know until you try it I won't tell us all
07:09go on let's give it a shot
07:18I want to become an astronaut and land on the moon
07:27my dad was an astronaut he died before he could make it to space he always said
07:33that when he died he'd go to the moon he said he'd be the first Japanese person
07:39to ever do that and he was never afraid of dying so if I go to the moon I'll get to
07:48see him again you see my dad always told the truth but whenever I share this
07:56story everyone laughs at me they say it's not true that there's no way my father's
08:04on the moon
08:04they act like I'm making it up but how would they know if he's there
08:11that's why I'm going to the moon to find out for myself if my dad's there
08:21it's okay
08:26did you know that I'm actually a god
08:35are you making fun of me too but I'm just saying the exact same thing that you are
08:41people have their own unique reality they just can't help but compare themselves to others lives
08:48through their own lens speaking from what's common sense to me I tend not to think that your dad could
08:54be on the moon either but the chance of that isn't zero there's no such thing as a zero percent chance
09:02it's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages so we pretend they're zero instead
09:08I fully support your dream of becoming an astronaut meet your dad on the moon and change my definition of common sense
09:18there's no such thing as a zero percent chance it's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages
09:46percentages so we pretend they're zero instead
09:49how
09:54Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:00Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:04Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:07Sasaki you stopped a bullet
10:13Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:16Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:17Sasaki just Henderson what what the hell
10:21Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:27But, what the hell what the what the what the what the hell what the the hell ARE YOU
10:31Sasaki this isn't over yet
10:33this isn't over yet
10:33backally far from it
10:37the possibility of miss koaguchi having sex
10:39is still a probability
10:43You really want to know?
10:46You want to know exactly what I am?
10:51I am...
10:53Well, I'm from the future.
10:57And since I'm from the future, I knew the trajectory of this very bullet.
11:04There's no way you can't be from the future.
11:09That doesn't make you to...
11:12But it's impossible.
11:16That doesn't make sense.
11:18Well, Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
11:22Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
11:25It's because I'm from the future.
11:27I see.
11:37Tell me then, what happens to me?
11:42I'm sure I'll end up in jail.
11:45And when I get out in a decade, my criminal record will prevent me from finding a job.
11:52I'll end up homeless.
11:53And then eventually, I'll die as a virgin.
11:58I see.
12:01He's doing it, too.
12:04Um, well...
12:07He's jumping to conclusions.
12:10In the future.
12:11In the very near future.
12:14You are arrested.
12:16Like they're basic facts.
12:18You're released from prison in around ten years.
12:21When he doesn't know crap.
12:23And then thanks to what you learn in there, you get into Tokyo University!
12:27You marry a woman.
12:33You meet at a job while still in school.
12:36You have four children.
12:37You start your own business and succeed.
12:39A few years past, your children get married.
12:41They give you grandchildren.
12:42The misery that you feel right now is only temporary.
12:45You're lying.
12:52That's impossible.
12:54You are a liar.
12:56Because that can't be true.
12:58I don't believe it.
13:00It can't be true?
13:01As if you know.
13:03You haven't seen what I've seen.
13:08But I...
13:10Then what do I do about...
13:16Miss Kawaguchi?
13:18You decide not to have sex with Miss Kawaguchi.
13:21By doing so, you're saving your virginity.
13:25And then in the future, women will be drawn to you.
13:28That's what happens.
13:32Please, Kawano.
13:36You're right.
13:40I'll give it a shot.
13:44I'll study in prison.
13:56Hello?
13:57Do you copy?
13:59I copy, Sasaki.
14:02It's been too long.
14:03How's the moon?
14:04It certainly has been a while, Miss Kawaguchi.
14:07The moon?
14:08I can't put it into words.
14:10It's breathtaking.
14:12Did you find your dad up there?
14:14No, I did not.
14:16But I'm okay with that.
14:18Because now I'm the first Japanese person to land on the moon.
14:23Miss Kawaguchi?
14:25There's something I always wanted to ask you.
14:30It's about that shooting at school.
14:31You know how I stopped that bullet?
14:36It's been on my mind a lot.
14:38By some miracle, I stopped a bullet.
14:40But according to the laws of physics, my hands should have sustained serious injuries.
14:45I realized that while I was at my university.
14:48So, what I'm getting at is...
14:51It was your tremendous power that enabled me to stop that bullet.
14:58You're a god, aren't you, Miss Kawaguchi?
15:04I told you I was a god during our one-on-one meeting.
15:08That would mean I was the one who stopped that bullet.
15:16Miss, are you making fun of me?
15:18I realized that back then and also right now, I can stop bullets.
15:28It's just common sense.
15:58To see you soon, be on our moon.
16:15See you soon, be on our moon.
16:23To see what's real
16:28To the moon or the moon
16:32Hold on
16:36Breathe again
16:41Slow
16:44Inhale
16:53Exhale
16:56Exhale
16:57Slow
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