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00:18Can't do it anymore. I can't stand the sight of that child. Oh, can you say that? She's our daughter for God's sake
00:30It's absolutely revolting I
00:36Heard everything you said
00:38It's wrong to pull spiders apart, right then I'll stop I
00:43Guess I'll just pull dragonflies apart instead. That'll be fine
00:53All right
00:57Isn't hitting someone wrong as well
01:00Why doesn't anyone forgive me when I apologize to them?
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04:30No way!
04:32I can't believe vampires are real!
04:34You may go now.
04:36How disappointing.
04:38I was foolish to get my hopes up.
04:40All I got from that experience was more pain.
04:44It was painful?
04:46It wasn't fun for me either.
04:48I'm sorry.
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04:56Well.
04:58I was slightly amused.
05:00You're forgiven.
05:02M-mister Ugeru!
05:08Why?
05:10But why...
05:12Why do you...
05:14Want to die so badly?
05:20I've lived for three and a half thousand years.
05:24I've already done everything I wanted to do.
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05:27Want it to end.
05:28I'm just so bored with it all.
05:31But I'm a mortal.
05:33I can't die.
05:37You poor thing being forced to live.
05:42I can't help but...
05:44feel real empathy for you.
05:47If you think about it...
05:49This world is incredibly suffocating.
05:51People will judge you no matter what you do.
05:54Hmm?
05:56Huh?
05:58Why did I...
06:00You and I are a lot alike, Shigaku.
06:06You're a poor thing, like me.
06:10Like me.
06:25Shigaku...
06:26You're a poor thing, like me.
06:29Even though I tried killing Mr. Ugeru...
06:31I failed at the task.
06:34But he forgave me anyway.
06:36Even though mommy and daddy and everyone else will never forgive me.
06:41But the strangest thing is...
06:43That he said we're a lot alike.
06:47This has never happened to me before.
06:50For the first time in my life, someone accepts me for me.
07:03How do I have this aching feeling?
07:06And all I did was just think about him.
07:09My chest...
07:12Feels tight!
07:17It hurts!
07:18It hurts!
07:19It hurts!
07:20It hurts!
07:21It hurts!
07:22It hurts!
07:23It hurts so much!
07:29It hurts.
07:33It really hurts.
07:34Hey!
07:35Huh?
07:36You're that little girl, aren't you?
07:38The one who gouged our eyeballs out.
07:41You have a lot of nerves showing up back here.
07:44That must've hurt.
07:45I really hope you can forgive me.
07:48Like anyone would forgive that!
07:51Hm?
07:53Mr. Ugeru!
07:54I'm unwell.
07:55I can hardly breathe.
07:57You are covered in blood.
07:59Huh?
08:00Don't worry about that now.
08:01It's not mine anyway.
08:03It doesn't really matter!
08:05Mr. Ugeru!
08:06Ever since I met you, I can't sleep and have no appetite!
08:09And now there's a tightness in my chest!
08:11Hmm...
08:12Mr. Ugeru!
08:13You've lived a long time, right?
08:14Please, you've gotta tell me what this is!
08:16It's a cold.
08:17Go to the hospital.
08:19Alright!
08:20I'll go now!
08:21You certainly have quite the admirer.
08:35Hospital...
08:37Is it a good idea for me to go in when I'm a wanted criminal?
08:40What's the matter, Mr. Ugeru?
08:44What's the matter, Mr. Ugeru?
08:46I'm dying of boredom.
08:49Not that I can die anyway.
08:52I submerged myself in magma in Hawaii and it was lukewarm.
08:56A hurricane in America was nothing more than a breeze.
09:00Even an infamous assassin couldn't kill me.
09:02Gah!
09:04I am so damn bored!
09:06So bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored, so bored.
09:11I'm sure I'm the most bored person in the world!
09:15Why don't I put on some TV for you then?
09:24Is breaking records, which is amazing considering it was just released a few days ago.
09:29We apologize for interrupting your programming.
09:31Oe is standing by with breaking news.
09:35Yes, the notorious hit woman known as Shikaku was spotted at a local hospital.
09:40The police currently have the building surrounded and on lockdown.
09:45Camera, pan up. Let's get that shot up there.
09:48There she is. That's the hit woman, Shikaku.
09:54Mr. Ugeru! Are you watching?
09:59Guess what? I'm alright!
10:03I'm better now!
10:07So then, I asked why my chest hurts this much!
10:10And then the doctor told me that it's because I'm in love with you, Mr. Ugeru!
10:23It must feel incredible knowing someone as cute as me is in love with you!
10:28She's rather egocentric, isn't she?
10:29And her current state is hiding in love with you!
10:30She's rather egocentric, isn't she?
10:31And her current state is hiding in love with you!
10:32And her current state is hiding in love with you!
10:35And her current state is hiding in love with you!
10:36And her current state is hiding in love with you!
10:42Too excited, herself, herself, herself, herself, herself, herself, herself…
10:48You追 NOT doing the things for to keep her commitment, neither…
10:49She's interesting.
11:08I'll give her that.
11:11Oh, intriguing.
11:13I didn't realize she was that entertaining.
11:16I haven't laughed in 400 years.
11:20I need to see her.
11:46Shikaku, are you dying?
12:01You're lucky to have that ability.
12:17You may live as you please, do what you want, and then can die peacefully.
12:23Mr. Yigeru, stop trying to die.
12:36I love you, Mr. Yigeru.
12:40And don't worry, I'll still kill you.
12:42To say that at death's door, that's funny.
12:52You seem like you won't bore me too much, though.
13:02I'll give you my blood.
13:05I'll make you a vampire.
13:07I...
13:10Police! Freeze!
13:26He's sucking her blood!
13:29What the...
13:31You idiots are spoiling what was starting to be a fun night.
13:42Shoot! Shoot him!
13:43Shoot him!
13:43Shoot him!
13:43Shoot!
13:45Uh, oh, oh, oh!
13:46Yeah, that's blah, uh!
13:48All the explosions have to die.
13:51Oh, oh, oh!
13:59Fool her!
14:00Missus!
14:01Damn it!
14:04Whoa, oh, yeah!
14:05What they do?
14:07Do you not see?
14:09Let me take you crazy.
14:11Oh, oh!
14:12I am John.
14:12She's sleeping so peacefully.
14:27I think I'm already starting to get bored.
14:33Hurry up and kill me, if you can.
14:42I'm so sorry, Ugaru.
14:53I thought that...
14:55I thought that I could make whipped cream directly from egg whites, but then...
15:00I baked you this cake, but now I'm afraid it's turned into an egg white cake.
15:06How are you still such an airhead after two centuries?
15:13I don't think you should eat that.
15:16Oh, it's so gross.
15:21Please, I don't think you should eat any more.
15:25It's just, I'm always messing these kind of things up.
15:28Don't be silly.
15:32Come on, eat some cake with me.
15:34It's absolutely disgusting.
15:36You have to try it.
15:48Ugaru, happy birthday!
16:21Have a good day.
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